Just a little skit I thought would be funny.
Imagine if Roy comes up against Envy, who turns into Roy in an effort to subdue him. They start fighting just as Riza shows up, gun in hand and confused.
Roy: Lieutenant, shoot him, now!
Envy: No! Shoot him! He’s a Homonculus!
Roy: What? No! Shoot him! What are you waiting for!?
(Riza meanwhile, is standing there, trying to determine which one to shoot. Roy’s growing impatient, however.)
(Both turn their attention to Envy, Roy’s cocky grin on his face.)
Envy: I love you…
(Riza shoots him point blank, much to Roy’s surprise.)
Roy: How did you know that wasn’t me?
Riza: I’ll be brief, Sir; if you ever revealed your feelings to someone, you wouldn’t have that smirk on your face.
(She walks past her superior, watching him take a moment to think over her reasoning before he shrugged his shoulder.)
(The duo walk off.)