and how he is just so unf

Who’da Thought

Here’s my entry for @katymacsupernatural‘s Writing Gif Challenge.  You can see my gif prompt below.

Summary: An argument with Castiel leads to much more than you were expecting.

warnings: slight Castiel bashing at the beginning (I don’t mean it though, I promise!), angst, then just smutty against-the-wall sex

word count: ~1400

You were in the library bunker with Sam, Dean, and Castiel, trying to figure out what to do about Lucifer’s baby.  You couldn’t let it live, but you didn’t want to have to hurt Kelly Kline, so you were at an impasse on your planning.

Currently, you were fighting with Castiel.  It wasn’t really anything new, as you and the angel seemed to be constantly arguing about anything and everything, but this time emotions were running really high.

And maybe you were going a bit too far.

But you couldn’t stop now, could you?  You were on a roll.

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I love how literally everyone is like: Oh, Gambit and that Trench Coat™ of his. UNF

Bitch…. Hoe…. Bro

Gambit doesn’t wear a trench coat.

This is a trench coat:

So, no, Remy Lebeau DOES NOT wear a trench coat.

His

ass 

wears 

a 

duster:

GAMBIT IS SUCH A THEATRICAL, OTT, NERD AND I LOVE HIM????

Like, yes, a custom made, tailored to perfection, impeccable one, FOR SURE.

BUT HE WEARS A FUCKING DUSTER 

L  M  A  O

PS: On a better note can we just imagine he makes better fashion choices and picture him in a black pea coat instead(WHICH ARE SO PART OF HIS CLOSET FIGHT ME)?:

I MEAN. REMY. MY DUDE

COME ON.

*SCREECHING*

(THANKS TO @lediableblancdotcom, ART IS BY ANDREI BRESSAN. 

MORE LIKE BLESSAN  AMIRITE?)

Dating Klaus Mikaelson would include

Requested by anon: CAN I SUBMIT A “DATING KLAUS MIKAELSON WOULF INCLUDE” BECAUSE I SAW YOUR STORY ABOUT HIM AND ASJHF

Hell yes you can, honey! First of all, thank you for reading my story - to whom it may concern, it’s called Family Above All // The Mikaelsons, on Wattpad, with the username same as here, @not-a-total-cunt.

So, dating Nik would definitely include:

• Okay let’s be real, his temper being worse than one of a tired, unfed 5 year old at 11 pm, so yeah, yikes
• Him not understanding your 21st century abbreviations, memes, and other stuff, becuase, he is a very, very old man
Hey Nik, ever met Marilyn Monroe?
• How about Kurt Cobain?
• Hey Nik did you know Leonardo DaVinci?
• Yes, love, we were practically best friends.
• Making him read to you because HOT DAMN THAT ACCENT
I am not watching Twilight, sweetheart.
• Shut up Nik you’re just jealous you don’t sparkle
• Being best friends with Rebekah
• Him drawing you
• Like a lot
• Him, along with the rest of his family, always protecting you
• You kinda have a love-hate relationship with that because let’s be honest
No, Nik, it’s just a cough, I do not need your blood to heal me
• Caroline low-key hating you
• Caroline high-key hating you
• Hayley hating you too
• Everyone low-key hating you because you have all that hybrid ass to yourself
• Even the people who hate him and wish he burned in hell
• Eventually becoming just as psychotic as he is
• Having to put up with Stefan and Klaus giving each other eye sex
• All day
• Every day
• You love it when he talks about him because “rippah

Well I guess that was it, hahah, seriously, if you have any fandom-wise requests, I’d love to do it! Hope you liked!

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Originally posted by mycrumplednotebook

It’s that time again. This month has been filled with the smut apocalypse, Valentine’s Day, and so many good fics. I’ve admittedly fallen behind on my reading as it’s been a rough month. I’m slowly catching up though, so enjoy these fics and send the writers some love!

If you’re looking for even more recommendations, check out previous Monthly Recs or my regular recs.

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justanothersaltandburn  asked:

Dean doesn't really mind when strangers think he and Sam are lovers. I mean, it's true. What bugs him is that they always think HE'S the bottom because he's smaller or more picky. And Sam gets a kick out of it. He makes sure to remind Sam just how much of a top he is on those nights, and Sam couldn't be more grateful for the perfect aches he has the next morning.

Unf. So much yes.

anonymous asked:

So first I want to say I saw your thing on marriage proposals on Jakku and it was perfect and wonderful and just urgh, I can't even XD but I had a thought... What if Rey one day saw Poe receiving food AND THEN GIVING SOME BACK. And at first she's cool with it because hey, new place new customs but he never introduces his 'new wife' to her and she doesn't know what to think because surely it's only good manners, right? So she confronts him... :P

WELP WE’RE GONNA NEED A READ-MORE AGAIN, I GUESS, BETTER BUCKLE UP KIDS

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anonymous asked:

I fully understand your thirst for Shiro. I swear not five minutes can go by without me thinking about him. He's just so thoroughly unf.

Dude, same tho. Literally every goddamn hour of the day, I’m thinking about his large muscles and how much I want him to uhhhh …  hold me. and by me, i mean keith. i want him to hold keith

he’s just… so big and strong and i love every inch of him. 

and like?? hes also gorgeous?? what is with that. 

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Lena Hall’s #yitzograms, showing me everything I want in a man since 2014.

Dawn of Destruction

All right, episode 7! 

Also known as somehow the episode that got me horny. (Also the power flickered on and off several times but I powered through it hehe.)

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The Cherry on Top

Pairing: Cas x Reader, Sam, Dean

Word Count: 1794

Warnings: Flirting, Teasing, Foreplay

Summary: Cas has been flirting with you for months and refuses to make a move. Will you be able to get him to tell you how he truly feels?

A/N: This gif was submitted by @thegreatficmaster for my 1K Follower Celebration. So it was supposed to be a drabble, but I’m wordy and got carried away by Cas. I just couldn’t help it. Nini, thank you for this glorious Cas gif! It helped me find my muse again!  This is my first attempt at trying to make something gender neutral so I hope I did this justice for you.

Cas couldn’t taste food, but he still joined you, Sam, and Dean for meals as often as possible. He said he enjoyed the conversation, but you knew the real reason. He had been flirting with you for months, but wouldn’t make a move. It had been driving you crazy.

You decided it was time to try to step things up a notch.  You spent all day planning and cooking the perfect dinner, designed to tease him to the breaking point. For dinner, chicken alfredo on a bed of angel hair pasta and french bread on the side. For dessert, chocolate covered strawberries and the real kicker, milkshakes topped with whipped cream and a cherry. You know that Cas can’t taste any of the food, but he remembers what it is like to be able to and that will hopefully make your plan for the night very effective.  

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anonymous asked:

mtl to grind on you at public parties

JIMIN tbh because he’s such a good dancer and I feel like he’d get so into it and lose himself and if you were there he’d immediately feel a little horny and just unf.

HOBI bcs just like Jimin he would immediately lose himself and he’d want you to feel how much he’s enjoying having you there with him.

NAMJOON because I think out of all of them he’d be the lease concerned about people seeing you guys. like tbh I think he’d enjoy the thrill of there being a chance of getting caught.

JIN finally getting comfortable with his dancing he’d want to show you what he can do and rile you up bcs unf blonde Jin is daddy af.

TAEHYUNG I think he’d be a little scared of being caught so close to you. tbh I think if you initiated it he would eventually go ‘fuck it’ and secretly enjoy the hell out of it.

YOONGI I don’t think Yoongi is one for public displays of affection in general so being out in a public party he’d be extra cautious with the way you two were touching. he didn’t want to give people the wrong idea about your relationship.

JUNGKOOK this smol bean would be way too shy. the minute you tried to push yourself against him he’d suddenly turn extremely flustered and push you off him, afraid of what his noonas and hyungs would think of him. what a fucking cutie.

- Admin Smol

MY REACTION TO THE BEAUTIFUL LSW EPILOGUE WHERE GORA FINALLY CONCLUDED FUSHIMI’S FEELING AND THOUGHT TOWARD THE PEOPLE AROUND HIM.

I’M JUST SO HAPPY FOR MY SON I CAN’T EVEN CONTAIN MY FEELINGS. FUSHIMI SARUHIKO CAN FINALLY HAVE HIS HAPPY ENDING NOW AND HE DESERVES IT.

Originally posted by loki-in-chains-tadah

I remember how i used to hate Fushimi in season 1 and now look at me being a sobbing mess for his happiness. Feels like it’s been such a long time ;; v ;;

I’m very satisfied with the overall chapter. We get to see Fushimi finally admitting Reishi as his king while being a tsundere at the same time (so cute unf///) and then Yata yet again scored a perfect point by telling him that he’s not like his father. SERIOUSLY DID YOU SEE FUSHIMI’S FACE WHEN YATA TOLD HIM THAT HE HAS A SENSE OF GUILT UNLIKE HIS ASSHOLE DAD. OF COURSE YOU ARE A MILLION TIMES BETTER HUMAN BEING THAN YOUR DAD, FUSHIMI.

ALSO THERE IS OOGAI AYA. SHE LOOKS SO LOVELY OMGGG

AND FUSHIMI’S WORDS AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER.

HIS FREAKING WORDS THOOOO I SHALL FUCKING ENGRAVE IT ON MY GRAVE.

Now please excuse me while i cry my heart out some more for Fushimi.

merry-kuroo  asked:

May I request some nsfw headcanons with Iwazuimi? :)

Combining these two, because Iwa-chan is one of my biases. I may have gone overboard. My apologies… #sorrynotsorry

~Admin Emma



SFW

-Likes to do Spartan Races. If you’re into that, he would be high-key pumped to do it with you. He comes up with training regimens and has the day planned to the second. Afterward, he wouldn’t even care that you’re getting mud all over his car; he had too much fun and he can’t wait until next year to do it again!


-Loves dogs, and hopes you love them too. When he gets his own place that allows them, he promptly adopts 2 older mutts from the local shelter. He takes them running and bought a huge bed so they can sleep with him. I hope you’re ok with that, because if sexy times aren’t happening, the dogs are in the bed with you. Unless you’re allergic, of course, but if you just don’t like his dogs, he might get a little bit defensive. (They are literally the sweetest, chillest dogs ever and they love you anyway because you love Iwaizumi so you’re cool by their standards)


-High-key likes chubby girls. Like, he obviously looks for personality and doesn’t care about looks too much, but if he spots a chubby girl from across the room, he literally can’t take his eyes off of her. He loves a girl who’s soft and curvy and plush with thick thighs and soft arms.


-Gets easily stressed around big groups and big personalities, so his home-life is pretty low key. Take-away and Netflix is his ideal date, mostly because he can have his dogs with him. If you must leave the house, he’s usually up for a gym date, a jog around the park, the movies, or a secluded cafe. Not really a club-hopper or concert goer (although he will go to a concert, if it’s a band he really likes)


-Loves rock music, especially mid-2000s pop-rock-punk. His guilty pleasure is the Emo Holy Trinity (PatD, FOB, MCR), but other than that he is into Three Days Grace, All Time Low, and Breaking Benjamin. More recently, he has been getting into some newer stuff like Walk the Moon and Neon Trees, but he always gravitates towards his favorites. Still collects CDs because he likes the aesthetic.


-Likes to drive. A lot. It relaxes him. He had a friend who transferred to an American school back in the day and they talked about how fucking bizarre it was to have to drive more than four hours to get to a place. Iwaizumi just internally screamed ‘lucky’ for the rest of eternity.


-Not the fanciest cook in the world, but knows his way around the kitchen (Trashykawa would have starved if he didn’t). The first time he cooks for you, he is low-key panicking the whole time. It takes all his self control not to interrogate you after every bite, but you notice that he keeps asking you how everything came out every ten minutes or so. Please just tell him in excruciating detail how delicious his food is.


-Romantic, love-sick dweeb. He looks so scary and big and stand offish but he loves to snuggle, touch your hair, draw meaningless shapes on your skin with his fingers… his love language is physical touch, and he shows it.


-As a result of that, PDA is mostly hand holding, maybe an arm around your waist or over your shoulder (Not that you’ll complain with those perfect arms of his unf). Gets high-key flustered if you try for more than a kiss on the cheek.


-Call him sexy, cutie, or handsome in public if you want a beet-red, sputtering Iwa-chan. You won’t be disappointed.


-1000000% big spoon. He’s a koala cuddler. He’s a backpack capable of love. Also loves to sleep, and will definitely sleep through his alarm, so feel free to wake him with kisses. It makes him so happy. Side note: he has the best morning voice, so enjoy that.

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-Dom! Dom! Dom! Seriously, he gets so turned on telling you what to do (in the bedroom only, of course, you are your own person, after all) and likes to control everything in the bedroom. I hope you don’t mind being totally submissive to him, because that’s what he looks for.

-He has a novel of kinks–dirty talk, lingerie, bondage, mild exhibitionism, roleplay, toys, lingerie etc.–but he has a few secret fantasies that he’ll share with you after you’ve been together for a while. He wants to have at least one threesome; he wants to try total sensory deprivation one time (no sound, no sight, totally gagged); he wants to roleplay at least one “encounter” scenario (where you go to a bar separately and pretend you don’t know each other).

-He’ll never ask you to call him Daddy–it weirds him out a bit–but you jokingly called him ‘Sir’ in bed once when he was spanking you and the top of his head nearly blew off and now it his thing; you now call him Sir in bed, and he will 100% get in the mood.

-When he finds the right person, he wants to try to train her to orgasm on command. He read about it one time, and it requires a ton of trust and understanding, and he finds it equal parts unbelievably hot and shockingly intimate.

-He’s a biter. He loves to bite your thighs, your ass, your shoulders… he loves to see you all marked up, knowing he’s the one who put it there.


-His need for closeness and physical touch translates in the bedroom. It doesn’t matter how intricately he has you trussed up, he needs to touch, he needs to hold you close, and he needs your skin against his.

-A God with his hands. Seriously, let him tease you under the table at dinner; you won’t regret it

-As much of a dom as he is, he’s always wanted to let his partner try it out on him. The idea sort of turns him on.

-Seriously, this guy is so intense in bed, emotionally. He may be kinky af, but sex is so important to him, emotionally. Like, he loves the intimacy. His aftercare is 11/10 would recommend.

anonymous asked:

Can we talk about how attractive Jon/Frank is from behind. Wow! He looks unf from all angles, does he not??!!

LOL this ask is great omg; perfect reaction to that gifset really because same anon same. His silhouette is unfairly attractive and honestly why? How? It just is idk the science XD Also there’s the profile and jaw and hands and arms and eyes…. My soft spot is for the super expressive eyes, okay, Jon brings Frank alive so much with just the eyes! (And it kills me tbh.)

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