The Master of Diaper - Batmom x Batkids/Bruce Wayne
Summary : It’s a war between your four sons, Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian…To know who’s the best at changing their little brother’s, Thomas, diapers. A rather intense war really, as they all want to become “The master of Diapers”.
Just a short silly fic that came up to me while I was drifting off to sleep. And in case you’re wondering who “Thomas” is, here’s the fic that introduces him : “Shaky steps and bad teaching”. Hope you like it ahem :
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You always impressed Bruce, always.
The way you wouldn’t let anyone walk on your feet, and use your sarcasms and wits to get out of any “bad social situations” was impressive to him.
The way you always managed to make people around you smile and laugh, even him and your brooding sons, was impressive to him.
The way you always seem to find the right words to comfort someone, or to tell your feelings, was impressive to him.
The way you trained, even harder than him sometimes, was impressive to him.
The way you fought, so fiercely and fearlessly, was impressive to him.
The way you seemed to know everything, like you always had the answer to people’s questions (about ANYTHING), was impressive to him.
And oh if he really had to list everything that he found impressive in you, it would take too many years. Yes, you always impressed your Bruce. Always.
But today, you surpassed even yourself ! Your cleverness, he knew it now, had no bound ! Damn smart woman you were.
What impressed him so much ? The way you so easily manipulated your sons into changing their little brother’s dirty diapers. It was such genius that he couldn’t tear his eyes off of you, admiration shining in his eyes. And the worst thing was, that you didn’t even know you were so awesome, and the only person he truly admired in this universe…Which made you even more awesome.
It was really clever, the way you ended up convincing your sons to take care of their little brother’s, Thomas, dirty diapers. You played on their competitive side. One day, as Bruce was changing Thomas, you just dropped a “Wow, you’re slow, I bet even Damian could be faster than you”, which confused him a little bit. It wasn’t like you to say such things but…Oh, but of course. The boys were in the room, and he swore he saw their ears moving, quite like dogs, as they heard what their mother just said.
It was a smart move really. Right after saying that, and therefor attracting their attention on the two of you, you heavily hinted that it took lots of skills to properly change diapers, and that you’d be impressed if you saw anyone do it in less than a minute…They took it as a challenge. Of course they did.
As Bruce was finishing to change Thomas’ diaper (rather fast to be honest), Damian approached and said :
-I bet mom is right, and I can be faster than you, father.
Of course, now he said that, Tim had to add :
-And I bet I’d be faster than you.
Jason and Dick couldn’t be out of this little game, and felt like they were obligated to say :
-Yeah right you little munchkins, I bet I will do it faster. Hey, stop repeating what I say ! Stop. Stop. STOP ! JASON/DICK ! HAHA ! Erf…
And so it started.
The long race to who was going to become “The Master of Diapers”.