and horrible roleplaying

Dr. Horrible Sentence Starters
  • "Wow, sarcasm. That's original."
  • "The day needs my saving expertise."
  • "Man's got to do what a man's got to do."
  • "Hello. You know me? Cool. I mean - yeah, you do... Do you?"
  • "Dude. You're NOT my nemesis."
  • "The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it."
  • "Love your hair."
  • "Oh goodness, look at my wrist, I have to go."
  • "What a crazy random happenstance!"
  • "I cannot believe my eyes... how the world's filled with filth and lies."
  • "Do I even know you?"
  • "I think this is what pain feels like."
  • "Give my regards to St Peter... or whoever does his job... but in hell."
  • "You idiot!"
  • "I should've known you were behind this!"
  • "Um, actually I went on a date."
  • "We're meeting now for the first time."
  • "And I get what you want."
  • "My wish is your command."

Okay but sit down because I cannot even begin to express the enormity of what this scene meant to the Doctor or why he did it or how it was so significantly a part of his character and even here I feel like I’m barely scratching the surface–

“No, really. Just leave me. I’m an old man, Doctor, I’ve had my time.”

This is the turning point. Until then, until that sentence, the Doctor’d been holding it together – he knew that he was going to have to die and he knew that he couldn’t fix it and he knew that he’d die for Wilf and he was going to take it with his head down and a lump in his throat and barely even meet Wilf’s eye and that was gonna be it. Because the Doctor was used to this, because hecouldn’t break the rules, because good men had no rules and surprise surprise, he did.There’s this point and I mean, yeah it upsets him, and whenever you give the Doctor hope and take it away he’s gonna be angry (see: “I can still save her!” per The Voyage of the Damned), but he doesn’t break until then. Until Wilf says that, until Wilf insists that his life isn’t that important, that it’s fine, and –

well, exactly! Look at him! Not remotely important – but the Doctor, him, he could do so much more, he could do so much bloody more, like standing there and watching more of his friends get themselves killed because that’s how it always ends, because all he’s managed to do is get them killed or hurt or injured and they all stood there, just like Wilf, they all stood there and his reward for the bloody things he does do right is FORGIVENESS, like it’s okay you’re killing me, it’s okay, I’m not important his reward is his friends believing they’re not important enough to save. His reward is the human race, the stupid forgiving human race that’s the only reason he managed to get this far in the first place, his REWARD is that they’re willing to die for him, without question, the moment he asks. Good littlesoldiers, responding to their General.

Man, I’m feeling sick just talking about this.

He has lost everything. He watched Rose turn to face her (would-be) death in Dalek and the last thing she said to him was I wouldn’t’ve missed this for the world, the last thing she said was to comfort him – and Donna, she wanted to die, because she wanted to know him for just five more minutes, to just know who she was to the Universe for that much longer. And Martha quit her career as a doctor to work for Torchwood, to become one of the best and most dangerous weapons London’s ever had. And out of all of that, out of all of the things he did, out of all of the most IMPORTANT things in his life that he managed to ruin, not oneof them ever told him it was his fault. Hell, half of them don’t even believe they’re important. Compared to the Doctor, to the marvellous, wonderful Doctor, how could they? He loses everything and it’s not fair.

I think what’s notable about this scene is that the Doctor is afraid. The sort of fear that leaves his eyes glistening, his throat thick, his breaths ragged – he doesn’t want this responsibility, he doesn’t want to keep going, to make up for it, to somehow make amends for lettingsomeone else die – he doesn’t want to be trusted, or loved, or cared about, because right now it hurts. Because he’s just entered this new world where there aren’t any Time Lords, where he has nobody, and he’s watching these people die, and he can’t fix it, and worse they don’t seem to realise, and is this the Time War? Was this what he’d done, is this who he is now – is getting people killed, getting people to die for him, all he’s good at, anymore? Is that it, is that who he’s become? And if he tells them then they’ll leave but they’ll leave anyway so he keeps going and humans wither, humans die, and don’t they see and god he wishes – he wishes – and he keeps going and… and… and god, look at them.

Oh, he’s lived too long.
He’s tired.

Look at him sigh, look at that drop of the shoulders, look at that deep, shuddering breath. He is sotired. He knows it’s been a good run, he knows Rose Tyler would not have missed it for the world and that Martha Jones got out and that Wilfred Mott was nobody important, really, he doesn’t mind. Sometimes he thinks he knows too much. But he’s just tired, and he’s alone, and he has to. Because this is how the story ends, this is the grand climax: a lonely man, in a lonely room, and this time this can be his reward. This time, he can be the one to say goodbye, first. This time he won’t have to watch them die, ‘cause it will be the other way around.

This time, he gets to forgive.

Wilfred, it’s my honour.” And he has never, ever meant any words more than he means them now. You are forgiven. You are so totally, completely forgiven. And this time – this time, maybe he can be, too.

The Doctor was afraid, he was tired, he was lonely.
But for this one golden, shining moment, just this one last hurrah, just these last few minutes before he has to let go of them (and he doesn’t want to, he doesn’t want to go, but that is how life works and he’s sorry), in these last few moments…

he will not have to be alone.

anonymous asked:

I've been in the Harry Potter rp community for a while and recently had a horrible experience with another roleplay so I've been a bit cautious about joining another one. I found this one and it looks amazing! I was ignored alot at the other group I was in and some of my triggers (incest, smut, etc) were completely ignored by the admin because the rest of the group had no problem with it. I'd love to join and I was wondering if that's something I need to worry about here? Thank you so much !!

Hi, hun! We take triggers seriously, so you don’t have to worry about that. Just be sure to let us know when you apply what they are so we can make not of it and add it to our members page. Specifically, we don’t allow incest in any form in our group. And because some of our members are 17, we don’t allow smut either. Anything adult-themed has to placed under a read more and tagged appropriately.

We’re so sorry you had a bad roleplay experience! That’s actually one of the reasons we started this group because we had a bad experience as well and it’s just the worst.  We hope you join us here soon and if you have any other questions or concerns, just shoot us a message x

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Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog meme (part two)

“Will you lend a caring hand to shelter those who need it?”

“Only need to sign your name; don’t even have to read it.”

“Hello. You know me? Cool. I mean, yeah, you do. Do you?”

“I’m texting; it’s very important or I would stop.”

“We would be able to provide 250 new beds, get people off the streets and into job training so they could… buy rocket packs and go to the moon and become… florists…”

“You’re treating a symptom and the disease rages on; consumes the human race.”

“The fish rots from the head, they say, so my thinking is: why not cut off the head?”

“A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”

“Don’t plan the plan if you can’t follow through.”

“All that matters is taking matters into your own hands.”

“Soon I’ll control everything.”

“My wish is your command.”

“Nothing here to see. Just imminent danger, in the middle of it: me.”

“The only doom that’s looming is you loving me to death.”

“It’s curtains for you, ___. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.”

“I don’t think I can explain how important it was that you stopped the van. I would be splattered. I’d be crushed under debris.”

“I wonder what you’re captain of.”

“Stop looking at her like that.”

“When you’re the best, you can’t rest; what’s the use?”

“Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?”


skins (uk) starters;

requested by anonymous;

  • “Are you my sister’s boyfriend?”
  • “Why are you naked?”
  • “I’m gay and it doesn’t matter that I’m naked.”
  • “You’re quite buff.”
  • “I’m a fucking waste of space.”
  • “I’m just a stupid kid.”
  • “I’ve loved you since the first time I saw you.”
  • “I learned how to become a sarcastic bitch to kind of feel normal.”
  • “You were the one person who could ruin my life.”
  • “I pushed you away. I made you think things were your fault. But really, I was just terrified of pain.”
  • “I didn’t want to be a slave to the way I feel about you.”
  • “I’d die for you.”
  • “I love you. I love you so much, and it’s killing me.”
  • “I am [first name] fucking [last name], who the fuck are you?”
  • “Why does everybody always get to piss on me.”
  • “Everybody’s just in it for them fucking selves.”
  • “I fucking smashed the shit out of that kid!”
  • “I fucking kicked the shit out of him and I enjoyed it, okay?”
  • “I’m moving in.”
  • “You need to do something about your mustache.”
  • “Those are all people who can’t really sing, wear too little clothes, and get married far too young. And what do we call those people?”
  • “Obi Wan Kenobi is like God but with cooler weapons.”
  • “What do you do, if someone you love lets you down?”
  • “She’s my sister, you’re just a slut!“
  • “So what, she pulled your hair, so you smashed her head open?”
  • “I want to have sex with girls.”
  • “I love you.”
  • “Everybody loves me.”
  • “Twice? You’re gonna do this to me twice?”
  • “Don’t you dare leave me in your bed again!”
  • “I think you need somebody to want you.”
  • “Be brave and want me back.”
  • “Well, blow bubbles up my bollocks and call me Shirley.”
  • “We’d be good together, don’t you think?”
  • “I’ll break your heart.”
  • Super-duper great night at the youth center. I made soup, we prayed, and recycled socks. Soup–for the homeless. They love soup. It was cream of mushroom.”
  • “Why are we friends?”
  • “It’s got potential, this day. I’m pregnant.”
  • “I look at lots of people. That doesn’t mean I want to get to know them.”
  • “Do you want me to get to know you?”
  • “Pervy, don’t you think?”
  • “It’s not about the destination. It’s about the journey.”
  • “Mom says boys only want one thing, so my plan is to give it to them lots of times, get good at it, be popular, and maybe my toes will stop throbbing.”
  • “We were good, weren’t we?”
  • “The three of us. Together again. And we’ve all seen each other naked. Which is… nice.”
  • “Fuck the future, dude.”
  • “What happened to my grapes?”
  • “It’s conceptual. You just can’t see it.”
  • “It just kind’ve happened.”
  • “Do you know what hurts most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before.”
  • “I have the best birthday present ever!”
  • “It’s not a night light, it’s a glow-in-the-dark Batman. It’s retro.”
  • “Love is, like, really important. It’s good to be loved. Even if it’s only for one night.”
  • “If only you knew the things I’d love to do to you.”
  • “Your friends are shiteheads.“
  • “You tried to save my life.”
  • “Well, I am fuckin’ drunk.”
  • “What did you do with the drugs, man?”
  • “If anyone’s going to be anally searched, it should be me.”
  • “Oh, great. We’re staying in a fucking prison.”
  • “Bad mood, comfy jim-jams?”
  • “I’ll give you head. That’s friendship.”
  • “I’ll kill you, you fucking flat-chested cocksucking spastic horse-fucker!”
  • “[name] would never, never fuck a horse.”
  • “Wow, you look all horny.”
  • “Say goodbye to sunshine, sunshine!”
  • “Last night, man. Cool. Total blast.”
  • “Is that a picture of my girlfriend?”
  • “I bet she bangs like a ferret on acid.”
  • “Hey, do you… do you wanna hear about the best day of my life?“
  • “Your stiffie is digging into my back.”
  • “Speak for yourself, Casa-never.”
  • “No one’s gonna touch you with a cock that tiny.”
  • “My nipples are not funny!”
  • “When I’m with you, I feel like a better person.”
  • “Let’s just be friends, okay?”
  • “Why are you so horrible?”

The prince ducked his head a bit as he turned the corner into the market square, sighing in relief as he managed to blend in with the crowd, finally giving his guards the slip. He knew that if any city guard were to see him, they wouldn’t be fooled even for a second by the disguise, but still. He needed to get out of the castle, even if he wasn’t technically allowed to at the moment. He just enjoyed walking the streets of his kingdom’s cities- it helped calm him down quite a bit, clear his head. He smiled, glancing around the market square, trying to decide where to go- he’d most likely end up wandering aimlessly. 

THEME: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

“The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it.”
“Wow, sarcasm.  That’s original.”
“A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.”
“I’m just a few weeks away from a real audible connection.”
“Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?”
“Dude.  You are NOT my nemesis." 
"And these.. are not the hammer.”
“You’re driving a spork into your leg.”
“What a crazy random happenstance!”
“Do I even know you?”
“Goodness, look at my wrist, I gotta go.”
“I hate the homeless…ness problem that plagues our city.”
“I have a PHD in horribleness.”
“I hear it’s better the second time, they say you get to do the weird stuff.”
“Give my regards to St. Peter.  Or whoever has his job, but in Hell.”
“Oh I’m in pain… I think this is what pain feels like!”
“Everyone’s a hero in their own way.”
“I won’t feel a thing.”

Dr. Horrible Starter Sentences!

“Look at these people, amazing how sheep’ll show up for the slaughter.”

“Why can’t they see what I see? Why can’t they hear the lies?”

“I think you’re slipping.”

“I bring you pain, the kind you can’t suffer quietly.”

“Go ahead! Run away. Say it was horrible.”

“There’s no time for mercy.”

“Go ahead and laugh. Yeah, I’m a funny guy.”

“Tell everyone goodbye.”

“So your world’s benign? So you think justice has a voice? That we all have a choice?”

“Now the nightmare’s real.”

“I won’t feel a thing.”

“Does she even know that you’re…?”

“We’ll make time stand still.”

“Any dolt with half a brain can see that humankind has gone insane.”

“Listen close to everybody’s heart and hear that breaking sound.”

“I cannot believe my eyes. How the world’s filled with filth and lies.”

“And I believe there’s good in everybody’s heart.”

“I cannot believe my eyes. Is the world finally growing wise?”

“Soon the dark in me is all that will remain.”

“I guess he’s pretty okay.”

“After years of stormy sailing, have I finally found the bay?”

“There’s no happy ending, so they say. Not for me, anyway.”

“Even in the darkness, every color can be found.”

“Dreams are easy to achieve when hope is all I’m hoping to bring.”

A video of me being a derp, running around in armour (minus my pauldrons and helmet). Gambeson, Demi-cuirass, bracers and full steel plate leg harness suspended by my homemade pourpoint. @tassledown this is for you since you asked! :)