and hoped i would say yes

strangegameprofessor  asked:

idk if you've seen that extra gum commercial where this guy draws little comics on gum wrappers, and he has this crush on this girl. they date and he draws things from their relationship on the wrappers and he draws one to propose to his gf and she says yes. and the song playing is "i can't help falling in love with you". i really would love to see a skimmons version of that. it could be a high school-college au

I know this took ages, but I hope it’s worth it. Thanks for the prompt! It was a ton of fun!


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Whoever invented high school clearly hated teenagers. Daisy huffed out a dramatic sigh and leaned back in her rickety wooden desk. The teacher kept droning on about some boring battle in the Civil War (which Daisy swore they learned about last year, too). Worst of all, she had forgotten her backpack at home today so she didn’t even have anything to doodle on to kill the time. 

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anonymous asked:

One day in the (hopefully) near future, I will have a boyfriend and he will see me crying over my robot husbands and say as a joke "would you love me more as a robot?" and I will say dead serious "yes." [and my dream is he will say "oh good, because I've been meaning to tell you this is just a holoform. I'm really the car." That'd be a wonderful dream come true...]

pFFFTtt

i hope you find your robo-dream-husband anon ♥

hamiltonyay  asked:

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hope this is okay :)

“I can’t come home tonight.”

It was a huge sacrifice for Jasmine to say yes to moving to Los Angeles for two months so Anthony could work on his music, knowing that she didn’t know many people there and her days weren’t going to be filled with work hat she already had booked. But seeing how happy and excited he was had made her agree in a heartbeat, praying that everything would work out.

It’s day four in Los Angeles and while Jasmine had met up with friends who had moved out to LA and she hadn’t gotten to see in a while, although the long nights of Anthony being at the studio were beginning to feel like they were taking it’s toll on her. She missed the nights where they just stayed in and watched movies, realizing that that was now a thing that wouldn’t be happening nearly as often.

It’s nearing midnight and Jasmine begins to worry where Anthony is when her phone buzzes across the table, Anthony’s face lighting up the screen.

“Baby,” He begins, and the tone of his voice makes her realize that there was something that had happened that he was going to tell. “I can’t come home tonight.”

She leaves the line silent for a moment, letting the words sink in, wondering what she had done to have this happen. It feels so foreign to her that she’s unsure what she’s supposed to do, the disappointment seeping through her veins each time she thinks about it.

“Why not?” She finally manages to ask, Anthony sighing on the other end. He knew she was breaking his heart, and he wishes that there was something he could’ve said to her to make her feel better.

“We’re so behind on recording, everything needs to be sped up and I don’t know when else I’ll have time to make it up. I’m sorry, baby. I know I promised we’d have a night to ourselves but this needs to get done,” He explains, Jasmine sighing as she nods, realizing that he can’t see her.

“It’s okay. This is why we’re out here, right?” She hears him laugh softly on the other end, but it’s not his normal cheery laugh. She can tell he feels bad, but she isn’t sure she has the capability to care when she’s so hurt herself.

“I promise I’ll make this up to you. I just really need to get this done,” He explains, Jasmine just giving him a quiet hum in response, sinking back against the back cushion of the chair.

“Just text me and let me know how things are going. And please try to get some sleep. I’ll see you in the morning?” She questions, Anthony leaving her with a promise that he’d come home first thing in the morning.

Jasmine wakes up the next morning to donuts and orange juice in the kitchen, Anthony sound asleep on the sofa. Glancing at her phone she realizes that he had only gotten home an hour before, opting to let him sleep while she made him breakfast, wanting to give him something to eat that he probably hadn’t eaten in a while.

Anthony spends the rest of his weekend voting all his time to Jasmine, more than making up for the night that he left her alone. Jasmine couldn’t be more grateful.

anonymous asked:

A while back there was an ask where the Reader sent her man a text during class that got autocorrected as "I'm horny" when they meant "I'm hungry" and the guys obviously got confused/embarrassed. Could I please request that but with Ebumi, Zanba, Sekito and Kokuto? 😗

I wasn’t around just yet for that request but I hope you don’t mind that I answer it! XD I just- yes. 

____

Zanba looked at the message in the middle of class and the silence would be interrupted by his laughing. Once he calmed down, Zanba would text them back with. “Alright babe. Let’s meet up after school and take care of that then” 

Sekito would slightly gasp when he read that. How bold!. Sekito would think of how to reply to it. Obviously he didn’t even consider it could be an auto correct but at the same time were they the type to say something like that? With that in mind he would then reply “Okay. I will help you out in any way I can!”

Kokuto would look at the message with a blank expression. “…” he would slowly type back after a few moments. “… Hmm. I am pretty sure that’s not what you meant. You mean you’re hungry right? “

BUT.

When Ebumi read that message, he looked at it for a few seconds before sending back a reply right away saying. “Me too” ((LOL))


Mod Darling. 

How I please you.

Fandom: Vikings
Pairing: Halfdan x Reader
Based on this request: Ooooh yes! I just read your Hvitserk imagine and i would like to request a Halfdan one (if you don’t mind lol i read you maybe wouldn’t in your A/N) based off the prompt “someone could hear us!” thank you so much!!!     
Words: 656
A/N: Maybe a little bit smut. What am I saying? This is my first smut guys, I hope you like it. I don’t know why they always have sex in the forest. I need to stop that.
Warnings: Smut.
Requests are open! :)

The save ground under your feet felt good. Since you’ve left Kattegat with your husband Halfdan and the other men you wished for ground. It was your first time and your body wasn’t really ready for it yet. At the beginning you’ve often had the feeling that you need to vomit and Halfdan was the whole time next to you. When somebody said something about it he got punish glances from him.

So as your feet touch the green grass it is like there would be happiness in your whole body. Halfdan stands next to you and smiles: “Seems like you are really relieved.” You simply nod and look  over the land the men and you reached. There is only forest and the water but it would be a safe place for tonight. “We will stay here! Some of you will help to unload the ships and the others will got into the forest to get some wood and try to hunt something.”, Bjorn yells and begins to get things from the ships. “Let’s go into the forest.”, the dark voice of Halfdan whispers into your ear while his hand grabs your arm to lead you. He seems to care about going away as far as you can from the rest of the others. You look confused at: “Do you even know where we go?”
“I don’t care.” Suddenly he turns to you, grabs your face and pulls you into a deep kiss. His tongue slides into your mouth and everything gets hotter within seconds. The time on the ship wasn’t only horrible because of the waves, also because the two of you were never alone and now you two have time to get some relief. He pushes his hand under your shirt and grabs one of your breasts. Surprised you moan and close your eyes: “Someone could hear us!” A giggle escapes Halfdans throat while he kisses your collarbone. “I don’t care about it. Everyone can hear how I please you.” You pull down his trousers to grab his hard member and begin to stroke it. He growls in response continues to play with your breast while kissing your neck and cheeks. As you want to go on your knees to give him some more pleasure he stops you, pins you against a tree and pulls down your trousers. With blushed cheeks you look into his eyes and he simply smiles about the fact that you still get nervous and red when you undresses you. Slowly he slides two fingers inside you and begins to thrust them into you again and again until he reaches your sweet spot. You begin to moan and move your hips. You close your eyes and know that you are close but suddenly Halfdan pulls out his fingers and look disappointed into his eyes. But as soon as he pulled out his fingers he pushes himself into you. First he is slowly but your wet warmth makes him going faster and faster. You look into each others eyes knowing how much you’ve missed this. Halfdan kisses you neck again and all you can do is moan his name. Hearing this and knowing what does to you he goes faster. “Yes, oh please, yes!”, you whisper and feel that you’re about to come. He feels how you tight around him and knows that you are close. You legs begin to shake as his hand reaches for your clit and it doesn’t take long until you feel the relief giving orgasm in your body. At the same time Halfdan comes and he simply moans your name.

As quick as you can you put on your pants again and try to calm down. Halfdan just takes some wood to make it not too obviously. But as soon as the two of you reach the ships again you only get a tiny smile from Harald. “Seems like you had a lot of fun.”

anonymous asked:

You asked for questions about the pregnancy au and here I am. Do Jaune and Pyrrha have more children or do they stop at Clementine? What's Clementine's semblance? Who is the best babysitter? Who is the worst babysitter?

Bless, cause I love talking about this so please keep asking me things

More kids?
I honestly haven’t really figured out if they have more kids. Jaune has always wanted a couple of kids cause he came from a big family. And to quote a friend “I hope the whole team they have is fruit named” so I’d say yes (even though they wouldn’t be the same ages to actually be on the same team but let’s not worry about those details). they have at least 1 or 2 more. I haven’t really thought about the future Arkos clan (I still haven’t finished with my fun with Clementine she’s like 3 days old). I don’t think they would have twins or triplets tho. 

Clementine’s Semblance?
Buddy funny you should ask about her semblance cause my friend and i had a good conversation about it at like 2 am. and I only just now got it. so this is breaking new folks
OK so it’s gravity manipulation. so in a similar way that Pyrrha can control the magnetism on objects, Clementine can change how gravity affects objects. that includes making and object feel heavier or lighter. Nora enjoys this to no end. 

Best Babysitter?
well, Clementine’s (and Pyrrha’s and Jaune’s) favourites are Ren and Yang (which angers Nora to know end).
Yang kinda helped raise Ruby and knows how to really play with her and not wreck the house. And Clementine likes Yangs long hair. 
And with Ren, he listens to her and answers her questions that other adults won’t. also he puts her to bed like a god damn dream. he loves to draw and colour with her.

Worst Babysitter?
I’m sorry to say but Nora only babysat Clementine by herself once. It’s not that she’s not good with Clementine, cause she is, but that one time she did babysit by herself, Clementine was way too wired up and the house was a mess. Nora is determined to get back into their good books tho. She has Ren giving her pointers. 

John makes his way up the stairs with their takeaway, and pauses on the top step as he hears a faint cry. He half winces, half smiles. Perhaps Rosie getting used to her earlier bed-time right away was a bit ambitious.

He hears Sherlock’s voice from the hall- tutting, actually tutting, and so John hovers between the step and the doorway, unseen.

Sherlock comes into view, gently bouncing Rosie up and down in his arms. “Now, you’re not meant to be awake, I hope you know that,” and his voice is so soft that John’s breath catches in his throat. Sherlock should have spotted him hiding by now, but he is enraptured by Rosie. 

She wails loudly and Sherlock doesn’t even flinch. In fact, he laughs. “Yes, sorry, you’re stuck with me,” he says. “I would sing if it’d help, but that’s your Dad’s forté.”

John looks up, and blinks hard.

“Come on,” Sherlock murmurs. He’s rocking her, now, swaying her back into sleep. “Come on, darling. I know, let’s have a look out here, you’d like that, hmm?”

With one hand, Sherlock reaches across and opens the curtains a little. Rosie peers out- intrigued, but glazing over slightly as she drifts off. 

“You’re going to have so much fun,” Sherlock whispers. His head has bent down, his lips just brushing the top of her head. “Just look at that, Rosie. Billions of people in the world, all of them connected in some way, and they don’t even know it yet, some of them.” She sighs deeply, sleepily. “That’s it, sssh. You don’t know it yet, but you’re going to have the best adventure, I just know it.”

Her eyes are completely closed now, and Sherlock gradually slows his rocking. “But the best part is coming home,” he finishes, and he says with reverence, like it’s the most precious secret in the world.

John steps back to compose himself. When he goes through the doorway, Sherlock is off putting Rosie back into bed. He sets up the cutlery, the wine glasses, the containers of prawn crackers, and fortune cookies, and everything in between. 

He raises his head as he hears Sherlock’s quiet footsteps coming closer. “She’s not, you know that?”

Sherlock pours their wine, John’s glass first, then his own. “I’m sorry?”

“She’s not ‘stuck with you’,” John replies. 

Sherlock’s cheeks turn pink. “I- well-”

“She’s not,” John insists. He hands Sherlock his wine glass and taps it against his own. “We’re her family,” he says. He says it, bold and firm and clear as crystal.

Sherlock sets down the wine glass, and kisses him with the biggest grin on his face John has seen. They both pretend, for now, that it’s not a teary one.

Sunday.

I’ve read the TFP spoilers. Not posting them here. My thoughts:

  • Your feelings are valid, whatever they are. Be happy, be sad, be angry, be hopeful, be ready to give it a chance, be done with this show right now. Be how you need to be.
  • Some of the promo for this season bore a remarkable resemblance to Clue, famous for its multiple endings. Would Mofftiss love to fuck with people this way? Oh yeah. Do they have the budget for a few extra/alternative scenes? Especially if, say, those scenes only involved two actors in one flat setting? Pfft. Yes. 

  • Same-day, NDA-required screening for episode 2. Three day in advance, no-NDA screening for the finale. Are you suspicious? Me too. For good reason, I think. Imagine if they did that with past seasons. “Can’t let people know the hound was a hallucination, but let ‘em leak Sherlock’s fall!” “Keep the secret about the Mayfly Man, but who cares if they find out Mary shot Sherlock?” Like. Come on. This is a finale. They care about keeping a tight lid on it. They care a Lot.

  • Writing and reading metas and being a part of this community has been a blast. I regret nothing, and I hope you don’t either.
Questions to Ask When Making a Decision

1. What is holding me back from going ahead and making the decision?

2. What is my biggest fear?

3. What will my life be like if things turn out badly?

4. What will my life be like if things go exactly as I hope?

5. Who else is affected by my decision, and what are their thoughts and feelings?

6. How important are their thoughts and feelings?

7. Is there any other information I need, or facts that are important, for making the decision?

8. What would make the decision easier?

9. Can I test the water first, or take a few small steps?

10. How will I feel 10 years from now – if I say “yes” or if I say “no”?

demands from a Jew to the ~free press of the USA~

this is probably going to sound hysterical. this is not the most edited post I’ve ever made. but a nazi movement is becoming normalized and I don’t have any more patience.

first of all, I know there’s no use directing what I’m about to say towards the major news corporations with any hopes of getting them to step up re: antifascist principles, because they’re corporations, they’re influenced by $$$ and the state and I know better than to expect my solidarity from them. I would never work for a big news corporation because I know a press cannot be “free” or uphold truth when it is so tied into corporate capitalism and the State. yes, I wish the big networks would comply with the demands I’m about to spell out, but I’m not under the illusion that they will. 

this post IS directed more realistically at any internet journalists (yes I’m looking at all you clickbait liberal journalism writers like huffpo and mic.com and buzzfeed, as well as every other smaller based online news source that gets tons of views and traction), grassroots journalists, freelance journalists, independent journalists, writers and speakers who get the opportunity to speak on bigger networks and have their writing submitted to major news platforms, etc. anybody involved in production of news media that cares about human life:

this is a call for you to 1. never normalize nazism, 2. refuse to downplay the danger and urgency of the recent spike in brash nazism, and 3. not give nazis a neutral platform. because the press has power to influence how people perceive events. right now, I’m seeing a lot of calm unaffected liberals in the face of a sweeping wave of fascism. and interviews and articles making it seem run of the mill are not helping. 

that means:

1. I want every news source to start saying the word “Nazi.” 

I am sick of “alt-right”. alt-righters are neo-nazis, white nationalists, white supremacists, and fascists. pls start using any or all of those terms. after all, those groups use those words to describe themselves with pride. and those words do accurately illustrate the danger the groups pose. the “alt-right” is a defanged and calmer way of naming the fact that there is a fascist movement on the rise rapidly in the USA that has had fuel thrown on it by the victory of the president Elect. 

to the extent that this has escalated, it is high time to take away the nicey nice language it’s couched in and call it nazism. that’s not accelerationism, that’s not overexaggeration, that’s the truth. when are you gonna start calling it nazism, if not now, when they’re rallying under the proud nazi banner in fancy D.C venues like the Reagan house? if not now, when they’re mobilizing in the streets and having parades and rallies? if not now, when they’re denying and debating Jews’ basic personhood (literally “are jews people”) on national TV? if not now, then when? when does “never again” start to mean shit to you? 

2. that means I don’t wanna see headlines like “meet the new dapper face of White Nationalism” or whatever the fuck it was. 

I don’t wanna discuss how handsome or polished or businesslike the latest outcrop of neo-nazis is. I don’t wanna see them sensationalized in any positive light, or normalized in cutesy headlines about their looks, as though white supremacist men are a quirky new govt fad in a suit. they are dangerous. a literal white supremacist nazi movement gaining power and mobilizing is a HUMAN SAFETY ISSUE. that means lives are at stake. they are responsible for not only hate speech and physical hate crimes against nonwhite people, jews, muslims, etc, and even the “just hate speech” FUELS that physical violence. 

3. that means don’t use “bias is bad” as an excuse to report half assedly or neglect to cover how serious and dangerous this is. 

some of these people are readily evoking hitler’s name. that’s not a joke, that’s not just some stupid extremists on the fringes, that’s thousands of people willing to evoke a genocidal fascist. 

when is this going to get serious enough for it to break through the barrier of respectability politics and neutrality? if you’re a journalist, do not allow that shit to become the status quo! don’t allow people to read your work in the morning paper with their cup of coffee without feeling some urgency! report on the effects and seriousness of it and don’t let it become the new norm! it doesn’t make you “biased” to report that literal nazis are mobilizing and gaining numbers, and to report that without glorification or sensationalism and with full honesty about the danger and severity. don’t support networks that do normalize it or couch it in calming, rationalizing language.  

4. that means if nazis show up and want to hold a “dialogue” about whether or not JEWS ARE PEOPLE, you don’t give them free reign to broadcast that "neutrally” and unchecked! because it isn’t neutral! and that doesn’t just mean you commenting semi-critically after you roll the clip. hate speech is not free speech. 

and if you think you’re gonna get in trouble for standing up to / denouncing these assholes on the air, if you’re more afraid of getting fired for standing up to them in an interview, or calling their rhetoric dangerous and fascist and declaring that a human safety issue, or treating it like the urgent news it is, then I’m sorry pal, I guess your reporting job is more important than human lives. don’t get me wrong, if you wanna be on that side of history, you go ahead and make that decision, you have free will to prioritize whatever you want in your life. but you will never EVER be able to claim that you did shit to help me or anyone else affected by this. this isn’t a game. don’t take a stance where you sit back and are complicit in making nazi views normal to a populace. 

@latkek​ you’re a leftist jew and you actually work with media and journalism afaik, whereas I just have a couple members of my family who’ve been in any sort of proximity, can you weigh in more coherently on what actions you think journalists should be taking? and weigh in on whether or not the things I’m asking are reasonable? (although honestly idc if they’re reasonable under normal circumstances because these aren’t normal circumstances, this is the time to fight back) 

what dating jungkook would be like

A/N: omg I haven’t done a bangtan request in ages, I hope this is okay. I also have to continue my “"everyday texts with bangtan” series oh lord. 

Dating Jungkook would include:

  • He’d be shy at first
  • Like have you seen the way he is around women???
  • He’d be so ????? about this like omg
  • But after you had gotten to know each other he wouldn’t be shy
  • He’d probably look so confident whilst confessing to you
  • But actually he’s shitting himself lmao
  • But you’d say yes of course cause it’s jungkook
  • Fast forward a few months 
  • He’s so confident now like tf where did shy kookie go??
  • He’s texting you memes 24/7
  • Taking ugly selfies on your phone when you’re sad so you can laugh
  • Back hugs are a must !!!
  • You’re cooking? BACKHUG
  • You tryna study? BACKHUG
  • You’re watching tv? BACKHUG from behind the sofa
  • He’s gonna be protective when you go out
  • Some boy looks at you? Expect him to glare at him
  • One of the members looks at you? He’s glaring again
  • Always reminding him to eat and stay hydrated when he’s practicing
  • Teaching him English
  • You being close with makne line
  • Jungkook being slightly jealous of you being close with them
  • You reassuring him that you love only him
  • Him bragging about you to the others
  • Having a folder of your picture on his phone
  • So when he misses you he can look at them
  • The fans loving you when you two decide to go public
  • Cuddling whilst watching films together
  • Going on tour with them
  • Cause you can barely be apart
  • Going on dates
  • Dates to the zoo
  • Dates to a dog cafe
  • Dates to the park
  • Sitting on the swings
  • Talking about nothing
  • Making each other laugh so much you’re wheezing
  • Make out sessions
  • Wearing his white shirts
  • Him acting annoyed your wearing his white shirts
  • But he really loves it when you wear them
  • Stealing his hoodies
  • Jamming to music at 4am
  • Him treating you all the time
  • Dating jungkook would never be boring !!

Originally posted by hohbi

The other contestants in the Miss Minnesota USA pageant wore revealing swimsuits.

She came out in a burkini — head-to-toe swimwear — and a hijab, the traditional Muslim head covering.

Halima Aden, a 19-year-old Muslim from St. Cloud, Minn., wanted to compete on her terms. She wasn’t sure how the pageant would react to her request to wear a burkini. “I prepared myself to hear ‘no,’ ” she says. “But I was hoping they’d say 'yes.’ So when they did allow me to wear a burkini, I was so thrilled.”

Aden’s family is originally from Somalia. She was born in the Kenyan refugee camp of Kakuma, where her parents had fled in the 1990s, and came to the U.S. when she was 6. She made it to the top 15 semifinals in the beauty pageant — and made history. No one in the Minnesota contest had competed in a burkini and a hijab.

Her pageant bid drew worldwide support — and criticism as well. We spoke with Aden about her decision to dress according to her Muslim values.

How did it feel to wear a burkini with all the other contestants dressed in revealing swimsuits?

I thought this was the perfect time to represent myself as a Muslim woman and encourage other girls to live their life with conviction and not to be scared. To represent a population where women do dress like that especially with all that’s happened [banning the burkini in towns in France] and so many girls feeling scared to wear their hijab.

What was the reaction when you walked onstage in your burkini?

I was literally blown away, when I had all the cheering. I was like, “Work it!” I felt so confident. I’ve never been that comfortable ever in my life.

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orangeisorange replied to your post “Well… hello there. Very interesting. Lyla is back for 5x19.”

I love your reviews, thanks for writing them. The problem I have with Olicity is that a reunion would be contingent upon things we haven’t seen on-screen. Oliver and Felicity hardly feel like friends anymore, so it’s all based on the fact that the writers are delaying the confrontation to end all confrontation. My fear is that it might not happen.

I thought your comment was really interesting @orangeisorange, so I wanted to kick it up to a separate post to respond to it. Hope that’s okay. I would say that if we are feeling a distance between Olicity this year then that’s appropriate. There is a distance between them. Yes, they’ve figured out how to work together. They are fighting crime together, but they haven’t worked out their personal issues.  They aren’t addressing them, because (like I said) if they do then they’ll get back together and Arrow is trying to milk this. Not unusual for a television show. We want the conversations to happen in 5x05 or heck even in Season 4. Arrow decides to push it to the back half of Season 5. The push/pull dynamic on pacing between writers/network and audience is always a frustrating one, but it’s the reality of a television show.

Are Oliver and Felicity as close as they were in Season 4 or maybe even Season 3? NO. That is intentional. They are intentionally leaving this wall between them because A) they are trying to move on and B) they don’t know how to fix what went wrong between them, despite the intense love they feel for one another. Is that frustrating as a viewer? Yes. We can scream, “TALK!” at the top of our lungs, but it’s not going to happen until it happens. Does Olicity work better together than apart? Yes. Does the show work better when they are together? Yes. I’m not saying there isn’t room for complaint, but I don’t necessarily find Oliver and Felicity’s behavior towards one another out of character for the situation they are in. 

That’s not to say there isn’t a rebuild. That’s not to say Arrow hasn’t put in the narrative beats so that when these conversations finally come it makes sense. Closing this distance, finding their way back to one another, is a huge piece of their individual arcs. Simply because it hasn’t happened yet doesn’t mean it won’t happen. Nor should we really expect it to happen in episode 5 or episode 14 of a season. That’s just not how episodic television works. Frustrating? Yes, but watching a 23 episode season live is a long and arduous process. 

I don’t really agree this confrontation is contingent on things we haven’t seen on screen. We’ve seen the progression of this rebuild on screen all season long. For those who don’t see the rebuild, there’s something I do sometimes. It’s a little trick I play in my mind. Arrow is very much like Buffy where the romantic relationship is a core tennant of the show, but it’s not a main focus of the show. There’s episodes that focus on Olicity and then there’s many episodes that don’t. We get smaller moments, snip its, or none at all. This is true of  every single season of Arrow. So, sometimes what I do to see the narrative beats, is remove those in between episodes and focus on the big Olicity ones.

5x01 - Diggle kicks off the season long question that Oliver has to answer.

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dragon-saint  asked:

OK, because Elsewhere University gives me both Feelings and Thoughts: Nobody likes to talk about the year the Gentry took everybody's favourite Chemistry Prof, the one everybody went to when they were struggling, who always had a jar of sweets on his desk, THAT favourite Prof. The Chem students literally went to war, with Flaming Iron (Thermite) and sprays of Collodial Silver. That was Not A Good Year, they would later say.... ps I hope this wasn't too presumptous, just going off on a tangent?

What the fuck. What the FUCK. Why did I not know until now that Flaming Iron was a Thing. You’ve broadened my horizons, brightened my day.

BUT YES that was back in the 80s and it is SUCH A BIG PART of why the chemistry department is the only group on campus where the fear and respect is entirely mutual.

anonymous asked:

Scenarios where Mc and RFA tell their children they ate all their Halloween candy as a prank

omg yes,

Sorry these are a bit late for Halloween

I hope you don’t mind if I make these headcanons instead, I don’t think that I’d be able to write very good scenarios with this. I think it would get really repetitive.  

Yoosung:

  • He’d feel so bad for tricking his kid. He’s always been the subject of Seven’s jokes and while it made almost everyone else laugh, it just left him feeling faintly annoyed and quite embarrassed, but he couldn’t just say no to MC, especially when they smiled at him like that
  • He’d be a blushing, stuttering mess as he told his kid that they’d eaten all the candy, even as MC kept a perfectly straight face.
  • It would be him that ends up confessing to their kid that it was just a prank, he’d just feel so bad
  • He’d be apologising nonstop and would probably let them eat extra candy to make up for it

Jaehee:

  • “How could you do something like this?” Their daughter screamed, flopping dramatically onto the ground, making MC laugh and Jaehee grin as she tried to stay relaxed
  • She felt bad, but couldn’t help but be at least a little amused at the absolute horror on their daughter’s face as she sobbed at the idea of all her hard work from the previous night being for nothing
  • “I’m sorry,” Jaehee said
  • “You’re mean!”
  • At that, MC burst out laughing at the pouting child and Jaehee laughed along, as they led the kids to where they’d hidden the Halloween candy earlier that day.

Jumin:

  • He doesn’t quite understand why MC wants to prank their kid, but he’s more than willing to go along with their plan
  • He volunteers to be the one to tell their kid that he and MC ate all the candy, because he knows that their children take him far more seriously than they normally did MC
  • The moment Jumin finished speaking, the kids screamed, high pitched and furious over and over
  • MC was giggling behind their hand, but Jumin was managing to keep his expression rather neutral even as the kids wailed and sobbed and collapsed to writhe around on the floor, saying something about how much they hated their parents and how they would never go trick or treating again.

Zen:

  • “It’s not my fault that he ate all the candy.” MC said with a smirk
  • Zen laughed, looking at their kid with an apologetic, guilty grin “Do you think you could consider forgiving me?”
  • Their kid shook their head miserably
  • “I hate you!” They screamed being running to their room and slamming the door.
  • “I love you too!” Zen called back with a grin. The moment they were out of sight, MC and Zen burst into hysterical laughter
  • “You should bring their candy back,” MC suggested when they caught their breath and Zen agreed, grabbing the candy from where they had hidden it and brought it to his child’s room

707:

  • I don’t think that anyone needs to even say that he’d love to do this to his kid. In fact, it would be his idea, or at the very least, he and MC would come up with the plan together
  • He was careful when coming up for a hiding place for the candy
  • He and MC wouldn’t actually tell their kid that they’d eaten the candy, as their kid would probably be suspicious at anything that their parents told them by this point, so he and MC would wait and watch (probably through a camera that he set up in the kitchen) as their kid looked for the candy that had suddenly gone missing
  • He had to admit that they were diligent in searching all around the kitchen for their candy before they gave up, running up to their parents.
  • “Where is it? I know It was on the counter”
  • “We ate it,”
  • Immediately their kid froze, staring at them with terrified wide eyes as if contemplating if it would be worth it to burst into tears. The seemed to decide it would be worth it as they immediately burst into sobs and MC and Seven were unable to hold back their laughter.
  • Also there’s no doubt that this is on video, so they’re definitely not going to let their kid live this down.

listen we’ve been making jokes about how death is the best matchmaker in the show when it comes to percy and vex, but without death they literally never would’ve gotten together?

way back on a previous talks machina, laura said that if percy hadn’t died the first time, vex would’ve sat on her feelings for him for way longer. we’ve also known percy’s been in love with vex for a long time, but he buried his feelings for her because he knew he wouldn’t be healthy for her.

and then from this last episode when percy admits that he heard her offering:

“And yes, I heard. It was the only thing I heard. Yes. […]  Well, I would’ve… honestly… I would’ve never hoped, otherwise. You’re, uh, far too wonderful for an idiot.”

percy wouldn’t have dared to think that his love for vex was requited unless he heard her say it out loud - probably would’ve thought that he was deluding himself, that somebody like her could never love somebody like him - but he did hear her. percy probably wouldn’t have even made a move like kissing her in the woods if he wasn’t 100% sure she already loved him.

like… their conversation in the woods has a new angle to it that i think most of us guessed was there, but having it explicitly confirmed by percy to vex makes it so much better? percy literally knew vex was in love with him when she pulled him to the side and said she needed to talk to him, and he could probably tell that she was trying to work up to telling him before she chickened out at the end.

and after listening to vex essentially rattle off all the reasons why she loves him and why he’s a good man, why she thinks they’re both on a new path that’s good for both of them? of course he’d kiss her. he has the realization that they’re both healthier and maybe in a good place to start something new, and he knows how much she loves him and needs him now, just like he loves her and needs her.

of course he’d kiss her.

tldr; death is a matchmaker and she wants percy and vex to smooch

BTS Reacts: Their Lover Accidentally Calling Them Daddy In Front Of The Other Members

Hi! I hope you enojy! :P

- Bae

Warnings: Daddy Kinks




Jin: *cups a hand over your mouth* “pshhh I don’t know what she’s saying, (Y/N) are you ill? Y-you know ill I’m not your father.” extremely flustered and stuttering trying to pretend you’re ill by checking your temperature, wrapping you in blankets, and making you soup.

Originally posted by baebsaes

Suga: Swag. No Shame No Game. “Yes princess?”

Originally posted by bwiyowo

Namjoon: Upon receiving the “Oh NOo SHE DID NOTt JuUST SAY THST” look from hoseok, Jin’s high-pitched laugh, and the low chuckles of all the other members Namjoon would take action. Namjoon would promptly drag you off to his bedroom “Daddy’s going to punish you for this princess.” He spoke harshly loud enough for the other members to hear and they shut their traps as Namjoon slammed the bedroom door shut behind him.

Originally posted by the-rap-man

Hoseok: *gif*

Originally posted by hugtae

Jimin: Giggly Jimin all the way. “Jagiya, don’t call me that in front of the guys!” Jimin whines while wagging his finger at you.

Originally posted by mint-ee

Taehyung: Shoots you a death glare, then tries to play it off as if nothing has happened with aegyo.

Originally posted by hugtae

Jungkook: “Isn’t (Y/N) older than you?” Suga questioned as the entire group burst into laughter. Pouty Jungkook accepts the sass from his bandmates while he plots revenge.

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

anonymous asked:

Yurio with a very shy, smol and petite reader

//The reason why I’ll do this headcanon style is because I would be able to say more about it! I hope that’s okay with you, Anon! –Mod Ani//

Asking them out

  • Yurio would have more confidence since they are even shorter than him (he’s thrilled by that!) 
  • He’ll act shy and stumble on his words- he feels like he’s intimidating them with his raspy, angry sounding voice because of their petite demeanour 
  • Their nervous high-pitched voice saying yes to going out…it sparks up a light in Yurio’s eyes and heart! 

The first date

  • Yurio remembers them saying they liked his hair up in a bun, so he makes sure his look can incorporate that hairdo
  • He’ll up his fashion game (even more than usual!) to impress them 
  • He takes them out for a romantic dinner, to show them that he does like them more than what his usual grumpy face can express 
  • And by a romantic restaurant, I mean super fancy- like a month’s worth of wage kind of fancy- he wants them to feel like a special petite princess
  • The conversation starts off a tad awkward, but Yurio gets more comfortable throughout the night
  • At the end, they even share dessert and feed each other (I can imagine a chocolate gateau or chocolate bomb would be something he would order!)

After the first date

  • Yuri insists on walking them home because he fears that it would be dangerous for someone as vulnerable and shy as them to walk home alone in the pitch dark
  • He walks her all way up to the door and nervously gives her a peck on the lips, blushing uncontrollably
  • They are nervous too, but still return a more passionate kiss- he shows his biggest smile yet