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Long-ass SB/ho tips outline and I don’t even care

I’m on a roll today haha.  Been typing these out as I think of them all week, so here is a list of things in order of what I perceive to be least to most talked about:

1. Be able to leave at any time. You never know when you’re going to have to make a run for it or if you feel unsafe and need to bounce.  This includes:

  • Know your exits.  Not all places have the exit the same as the entrance.  Figure out where the exit is either before you walk in or as soon as you do.
  • Keep all your things as close together as possible.  Pretty easy if you’re in a public place, but if you are at a hotel or his house or something, try to either keep everything packed or all your things in one place.  This makes you look neat and organized too, or at least you can claim that if he calls you on it.
  • When you’re done brushing your teeth, pack away your toothbrush again.  This goes for everything.  When you use it, put it back.
  • Keep your dirty clothes folded next to your suitcase, if not in it.
  • Keep your purse on your person or with your things.  I usually put it on the nightstand so it’s easy to remember, and my clothes/rest of my things usually end up next to the bed anyway.  Take your bag to the bathroom, especially if there are things inside that reveal your identity if you don’t want him to see.
  • If you take off your clothes, leave them right-side-out.  If you don’t do it as you take your clothes off, just fix them as soon as they’re off.  Leave all your clothes in one place.  If you’re naked and need to run, this speeds up the process and you don’t look a complete mess when you get outside.
    • For your shirt, grab the bottom hem and pull it over your head.  Once the neck clears your head, take the hem of one sleeve and pull your arm out of it.  Then use that arm to hold both sleeves as you remove your other arm.  This leaves you holding both sleeves by the ends as the shirt hangs down and your shirt stays ready to be put on quickly.
    • For your pants, step on the hem with one foot to slide the other leg out.  Might be a little tough with skinny jeans or leggings, but try to pull from the bottoms and slide out instead of peeling them off your body.
  • Have the number for a local taxi service saved in your phone.  Or Uber, or a friend nearby, or whatever you feel like.  Don’t rely on him to get you home.
  • Pack a pair of flats if you can because running in heels is way too hard.
  • If you do need to leave, put on your underwear, then pants.  Don’t need to wear the bra.  Put on your shirt, grab your things and leave.  Run to the staircase–don’t risk the elevator in case a bunch of people with luggage hold it up long enough for him to find you there.  Go barefoot down the stairs, then put on your shoes after you’ve reached the bottom.  At this point you should be holding your purse and bra, maybe socks, jacket, heels if you packed flats, and jewelry.  As you walk to the door, put your jewelry and bra in your purse if you can.  Put socks in the heels, or hold them if you’re wearing the heels.  Get into the taxi.  Put your bra on around your stomach, then pull it up under your shirt so you’re wearing it like a strapless bra (you can fix this later if you want).  Put on your socks if you have them.  Double check that you grabbed everything.  Get home safe.

2. Have a safe place to go to if needed.  This is anywhere very public and preferably somewhere you cannot be followed.  Know how to get there from wherever you are.

  • If you have a membership at a gym, they usually check membership cards at the door. 
  • If you are military/dependent, go on base. 
  • Go to your place of work and hide in the break room.  If your coworkers ask, say it was a Tinder date gone wrong and this creepy old guy is following you.
  • Worst case scenario, go to the bathroom in a public place.  Enlist the help of other women in there/call the hostess of the restaurant or a nearby store and explain the situation.

3. Put your phone on airplane mode.  Turn WiFi and location off.  I’ve seen it mentioned before where people pop up as Facebook suggestions.  If you spend a lot of time in the same area as someone, Facebook knows.  Even with location off, it can tell your location via WiFi access point and which cell your phone is connected to.  Turning off location and WiFi will help, but you need to disconnect your phone from service to block that avenue too.  I would say turn your phone off entirely, but my phone takes 6 million years to power on, so that could be dangerous in an emergency.  Turning off airplane mode can allow you to reconnect quickly to service.  (This is also useful because then your phone won’t be buzzing and stuff.  No distractions.)

4. Tell a friend where you’re going and what time you expect to be back.  Keep them updated with changes.  Even if they don’t respond, having it in writing somewhere can keep you safe if anything happens.  Message me where you’re going if you don’t have anyone else idgaf.

5. Ask for everything upfront.  Whatever you agreed on (cash, gifts, dinner, whatever), make sure you get it first.  I feel like everyone on Tumblr already knows this, but maybe one person will read this who hadn’t read it elsewhere and it’ll help.

6. Keep these things in your bag.

As always, add stuff I didn’t think of if you have anything!  Stay safe and may the sugar gods bless you all.

Ho Bath Routine Tips

Once A Week
- Take an apple cider vinegar bath. Mix two cups apple cider vinegar with a tub of warm water and take a 20 minute bath. This helps restore natural vaginal flora and balance vaginal PH. This is especially helpful if you have multiple partners. **If you feel like your vagina has an odd smell/itches/unusual discharge do this every other day. Unless you have pain associated with your symptoms. At that point just see a doctor.**
One-Three Times A Week
- Exfoliate your face. Exfoliating the face unclogs pores, prevents blackheads, and removes dead skin cells. However, over exfoliating can cause irritation, inflammation, and worsen acne. If you have sensitive skin, once a week may be the best option for you. If you live in a warm climate and have naturally oily skin, three times a week may be best. 
Two-Four Times A Week
- Exfoliate your body. Exfoliating your body helps smooth the skin, prevent break puts, minimize brown spots and pores, moisturize, and remove dead skin cells. Over exfoliating can cause dryness, redness, and skin sensitivity. Again, if you have sensitive skin twice a week may work better for you. And if you live in a warm climate and have oily skin four times may be best. **If you tan: ALWAYS exfoliate the day before and make sure to get your hands, neck, armpits, and the skin opposite your knees. This will help your tan stick and give an overall more natural and even look.**
Every Day
- Always moisturize after your shower/bathe. Your pores are the most open at this time which allows moisturizer to penetrate deeper.
- For dry/cracked feet, rub coco butter or vaseline (or vaseline with coco butter) on feet and put on socks before bed.
- Moisturize lips. Morning, noon, and night, as well as in between. No one wants to be kissing dry cracked lips. I use hurts bees plus spf during the day and coco butter vaseline at night.
- For legs I’ve seen people recommend coconut oil and Johnson’s baby oil. Personally, I’ve tried both and prefer Venus With a Touch of Olay Sugarberry Bliss. But I’ve seen a lot of girls swear by these other two so whatever works best for you is what matters.
- For vagina, NEVER use coconut oil. It can clog your pores and the consistency isn’t the best fit for vaginal shaving. Again, I like the Sugarberry Bliss but I’ve seen girls swear by Johnson’s baby oil.
- Use a mens razor for shaving your vagina. They’re cheaper, last longer, and give you a closer shave than women’s razors. 
- I hate showering in cold water, but cooler water actually helps prevent razor burn. Post shower, you can pat vagina with a cold damp towel to help calm redness and irritation.
- Pat dry your vagina, pat on unscented deodorant to soothe razor burn, and never wear cotton underwear after shaving. 
Yoni Oil
- I have personally never tried this, but I am seriously going to soon. I’ve seen so many girls talking about this. I’ve seen claims that it gives you the smoothest vaginal shave, balances PH, that it’s an antimicrobial, strengthens vaginal muscles, prevents excess bacteria, clears infections, regulates menstrual cycle, and increases natural lubrication. I’ve also seen that it smells, and even tastes, delicious. One bottle costs 20 dollars so why not?


“You don’t know who I am?”
we all got a lil' bit of ho in us -- Ch.1: Trini
by commandmetobwell, a Kimberly x Trini fanfiction from Power Rangers (2017)
By Organization for Transformative Works

A few weeks after their time in the pit, Trini discovers Kimberly’s more… tasteful desires.

This story features a Daddy Kink, so be warned if that squicks you!

Okay so listen up y’all, the entire thing is too fucking long for one part so I split up into two parts. This one is a bit lighter with the daddy kink because it’s about them discovering it (Heart to Hart isn’t necessary to read, but recommended) after their first time together. Tbh I don’t know what any of this is other than to tell you the next part is down right filthy and that it’s 100% just pure filthy smut.

hope ya heathens enjoy this and send me more daddy!kim prompts because she honestly slays my entire life and owns my whole ass and soul rip me.

special thanks @gillytweed for yelling with me about our lord and saviour daddy kim. daddy kim has watered our crops and cleared our skin so amen to her.