Never have I ever made out with a stranger.
Michael: Never have I ever… either.
Raphael: Ditto, Michael.
Lucifer: I had sex with a stranger, does that count?
Gabriel: Did you make out with her?
Lucifer: … I don’t know. What constitutes ‘making out’?
Gabriel: Oh, brother. Uh, kissing with tongue, I guess.
Lucifer: Um, then yes.
Gabriel: Welcome to the club, Lu-lu. You’re officially a slut.
Lucifer: Okay, 1- My name is not Lu-lu, and 2- making out with one stranger doesn’t make me a slut.
Raphael: Having sex with that stranger does. Really though, Lucifer, I thought you, of all people would at least save that for someone you cared about.
Lucifer: Hey, I cared about her… kinda.
Gabriel: Oh yeah? Then what’s her name?
Lucifer: Kel… Kelllll… Kelsey?
All but Lucifer: …
Gabriel: Ooh, so close.
Lucifer, crossing his arms: What does it matter? She’s dead. I care about the kid, at least. My Son is going to be the best thing to ever happen to Earth. You’ll see.