Wow, yet another double-agent working for us got arrested by the KGB. Don't worry guys, even when I go on my fifth vacation to Columbia this year I'll be working hard on the case for what's causing our all our spies in the Soviet Union to suddenly start dropping like flies
*blinds everyone with his diamond-studded Rolex*
*drives away in a new Jaguar*
Gosh it sure is nice that Aldrich is able to keep up good spirits in these times. It must be really stressful for him since all those compromised names were under his protection
[jack kelly enters and takes off his ray-ban original™ sunglasses, he turns a chair around and straddles it, mimicking the backwards obey snapback on his long, gelled hair. he sets his gold iPhone 6s Plus, without a case, on the table and pulls white beats by dre off his head. you can tell they were blasting views from the 6. he's wearing drop crotch sweatpants and a suns out guns out tank top. he kicks off his brand new Classic™ vans. the scent of old spice is made more apparent as he lifts his arm to check the time on his Rolex. he spits on the ground before starting]
idk the pink tax is just so fucked up? why should women pay-
In the new bangtan bomb,, taehyung is on snapchat 🌚🌚🌚 i wanna know what he posts so bad
tae prolly high key one of them boys who snapchat w music in the background n is mouthing 25% of di words and mumbling the rest as he flexes his new gold rolex watch in the camera. he also prolly throws up a couple of gang signs n on rare occasions, squawks or goes “bang bang” if di song is hip hop. jajsjdjwjfnr
My mom has to put down the dog I’ve had since I was 6.
He’s just gotten to a point where he literally doesnt move at all, he can’t see, he cant eat (he will but you know it hurts him), his hearing is kinda gone, and he has diabetes. I’m almost 20, and I’m away at college so it’s not like I can go…home… to be there.
Idk… I’m just… yeah.
I’m not nearly as upset as I thought I’d be, but holy shit.
Xavier stumbled into McGuire’s, looking slightly less put-together than usual, although his sweatsuit was still very expensive, and his rolex glittered on his wrist. Parking half of his ass up on a stool, he rested an elbow on the bar and let his fist hold up his cheek. “I need something hot and greasy, and carbs prolly wouldn’t be a bad idea either.”
I’ve seen some hc’s of Gavin joining the crew after he’s caught badly pickpocketing Geoff, but what if he wasn’t? What if Gavin was the thief who not only robbed the king of Los Santos and got away scott free, but was cocky enough to do it again and again. The first few times Geoff doesn’t even notice, thinks its bad luck, faulty memory, blames himself for the loss and moves on. So Gavin gets cheeky, takes bigger risks and pinches more and more expensive items, escalating until Geoff notices, then further still until the man is worked up into a rage about it.
When Geoff finally catches him (A moment Geoff swears up and down wasn’t orchestrated by Gavin, but even he has doubts) Gavin is decked out in Geoff’s missing rolex, his pricey cufflinks and obscenely expensive sunglasses, his tailored jacket and his goddamn favourite belt-buckle. He has Geoff’s phone, the keys to one hide-out and half-a-dozen stolen cars, a wallet full of cards and one very valuable custom-made beretta. But Geoff has him now, and he’s going to kill him. Except, well. Geoff wasn’t expecting a kid, and he sure as hell wasn’t expecting said kid to treat his aggressive interrogation like a freaking job interview.
Say what you will about his methods, Gavin’s a bright guy and it didn’t take him long to work out where the real power lay in Los Santos. He had no intention of messing around with low level gangs in the hopes of gaining the right attention, of working his way up to the big leagues. No, he knows his talents, is confident in his ability to talk his way into a job once he gets an audience, and boy does he like to make an entrance.
Yoongi rapping Cypher 4 in Seoul: the timing his verse on his Rolex. The Fuck You and You adlib. It’s golden. I can’t easily find a gif for this so I’ll unfortunately skip it but here’s a gif of me crying about it
28. most touching/sentimental moment of them
Two come to mind: the MAMA awards and the EPILOGUE concert ment. (1) The MAMA awards confirmed that Bangtan is on the map, that they are recognized. Not just the members, but the whole production company: choreo, PDs, and everyone who contributed to their success. Winning Artist of the Year was well deserved for this hard working team. (2) I can never get through the Epilogue ments without crying. Especially at Jimin’s when he starts with “Taehyungie…” It hurts. You can tell they really think of themselves as brothers and it’s a beautiful thing to be apart of as an ARMY. You could say it’s one of the Most Beautiful Moments in Life. Bye I love Bangtan.