and his muscles in general

it always confuses me when superman gets drawn burlier than batman. i mean we dance around it but superman is basically super strong due to space magic. he could be a weedy lil string bean and he’d still be able to lift a bus. i’m not saying the muscles don’t help, or that he doesn’t probably have magic space muscles. i’m just saying, all of batman’s strength is muscle-dependant. he has no space magics. in my head he is the more burly of the two just out of necessity. i know he’s kind of got the gymnast thing going on but like. i imagine bruce wayne as more barrel-y and clark kent as more dorito-y. i don’t know why i’m telling you this except that i’m dealing with the realization that this is not the standard assumption.

A-Z NSFW: Chen

Originally posted by sooranghaes

Disclaimer: I couldn’t find the original poster this came from, but I got this from philanddanxreader, I didn’t come up with this.

why was this so hard to write

A = Aftercare 
This entire post is going to go in the complete opposite direction of this lmao but of course he’s going to take care of you well afterwards. Lesson learned kids, if anyone you’re with brushes off aftercare, kick their ass to the curb, cuz they don’t care about you. Chen’s a shower and relax together, wash each other gently kind of aftercare guy. Plus he wants to cuddle afterwards and no one wants sticky, smelly, gross cuddles.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 
I’m not gonna even try and pretend I don’t think Chen is the most perverted of the bunch lmao he always has his hands on your chest. Just…fun to touch tbh. Chen’s abs are coming in pretty nicely, I sure he’s pretty proud of them, his muscles in general are his favorite thing about himself although we all knows its his forehead

C = Cum 
Nana: oh he’s a nasty little shit. He’s that fucker than jizzes in your goddamn hair and you have to wash it as quick as you can before it dries and it looks like your entire scalp is just shedding…

D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs) 
Chen really wants to bring it up, because sex is pretty open between you two and all, so he’s not really ashamed, just doesn’t know how to throw it out there, especially since he’s normally the pretty dom one in the bedroom. He likes the idea of being blindfolded and handing the reigns over to you so he has no idea what you’re up to or will do next. But he will tell you…soon…maybe….

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Man I don’t trust his hoe ass….I feel like he’s done stuff already but idk, either way, he knows too fucking much and it makes me nervous. He’s a grown man, I doubt he’s never heard of porn, and the fucking dick popping EXO does, he knows what he’s up to.

F = Favorite position
While he’s kinky, he’s a pretty simple man, plain missionary with your legs tossed over his shoulders is a good go-to for him. Easy position for him to have fun, and you’re kind of tramped a bit, seeing as you’re literally folded in half under his body. You’ll probably need to stretch before hand….I tried putting my leg behind my head the other day cuz I could when I was a kid and I was sure I was going to have to amputate my leg…

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Chen’s kind of a clown, but I think he gets pretty serious and into his ‘character’ in the bedroom. He’s not the soft and floofy Jongdae he usually is, he’s full blown Chen behind closed doors.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
His pits are wild smh I weirdly don’t think he trims or anything down there, I don’t know why, but he just gives me the vibes that he just lets it run free and have a life of its own….

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Chen’s another member that makes up for his lack of romance in the bedroom in your non-sexual relationship. Of course there’s times he tones it back and really shows you his love; makes love to you rather than fucking. But on the norm, he’s a pretty wild man in the sack.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
Pfff who are we playing, Chen jerks off like mad. But lord knows he can’t make a mess in the dorm room with Xiu being his roomie or the older would literally kill him. He takes shelter in the bathroom and handles business like anyone else.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
His secret is he wants to be blindfolded, mainly because you look and react so well when he blindfolds you. He loves seeing your body relaxed and tense all at the same time, never knowing where he is or what he’ll do next; never knowing what he’ll touch next. Watching your skin prickle and your body flinch and you squirm when he brushes a feather against your skin is just art to him.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
[See Risk] Bedroom/Bathroom are really the only two options in his mind, but being that he’s very adventurous with positions, the bathroom isn’t really safe so the bed is pretty much where most of the magic happens.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Chen’s usually pretty blunt with his advances, there’s no sly looks or catching on that you touching his arms means you want to fuck, he just straight out says, “I want to fuck”, and life goes on. But he likes how subtle you try to be, especially when the boys are around, your light touch on his thigh until he turns his attention to you and he can see your eyes clouded with lust. The idea of what will happen later in his mind while you wear that innocent face, it really gets his boner party going.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
[Plays into Risk] Chen’s a kink freak and we all know this, but he doesn’t like anyone else but you knowing it, so he’s not here for leaving the safety and privacy of the locked bedroom. Under no circumstances will he leave the bathroom or bedroom, don’t even try.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Do I….do I have to say anything else?

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
I feel like Chen’s a…humper if that makes sense, he’s pretty fast and hard, but he’s not full blown thrusting into you, more like quick pumps because he likes having your body close to his and doesn’t really want to pull away and lose that contact, even for a second.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
While he’s a horny pup, he’s ready and willing to go, unless you want a quickie I don’t see him doing them much. He likes to please you and stretch out the foreplay and tease you for as long as humanly possible. It’s arguably his favorite part of sex, having you all hot and squirming for him, so if that’s cut out of the equation for a quickie, he’s not that thrilled. Quickies do happen frequently though, back stage at concerts or before he has to leave for his schedule, but he’s not too impressed with them. 

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
I feel like he’s a guy that lives by the kamasutra book, he wants to try a lot of stuff, almost anything just once to see what the point is. He’s not very risky with places, like he doesn’t like leaving the bedroom, but doing things with you, he’s all ears….or dick…whatever you wanna say.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Nana says he’s fuck happy. So basically she says that he’s a quick fuck, dick in a hole only lasts a few minutes, 10 minutes tops, but he’s up and ready for another round so quick you don’t know what’s going on. So Chen’s stamina is pretty high…almost unusually high….

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
I don’t trust him….he gives me the vibe of he’s so nasty that you don’t need toys, but he’s such a little shit that I feel like he collects the shit like pokemon? He’s definitely has handcuffs, vibrators, specific silk ties he likes the cool feel on, a few feathers…..

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He’s….a little fucking shit…..I can see him teasing you to the point you’re literally crying. Like he ain’t stopping unless you use the safe word to tell him to fuck you or fuck off.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Umm high note master Kim Jongdae? It sounds like a fucking opera in that bedroom tf ?? Chen’s a very loud moaner…The whole damn town, let alone the members will hear you and him, I’d invest into some ear plugs if I was you….

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Chen’s a pretty kinky fucker in my mind…and we all know for a fact he’s going to want to try some weird ass position. The first time a legit cramp set in from the stretch, he went into a full state of panic, you had to literally pry the phone from his hands to stop him from calling an ambulance. For someone that dances and works out, he really didn’t grasp the concept of mid-sex cramps. God help him.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Lmao I hate my grandma…..okay here we fckin go. I asked my 60 year old Nana and she said “he’s like the package of hot dogs you get on sale because one’s kinda fucked up. He’s the fucked up one.” aka in her mind, means that he’s slightly below average in length, and more narrow/slender than typical, but he’s just a horn dog that he’ll “hump you into next week” bye

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Nana says, and I quote, Chen is a “horny dog that needs his nutters snipped so he calms the fck down”. And Nana’s word is law. Chen’s sex drive is out of this world, he needs to see a doctor and get some pills to mellow his ass out tbh.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I think Chen is kind of a lazy guy, after sex he’s pretty fckin beat, and ready to just shower and hit the hay. So he falls asleep pretty fast, but tbh he’s just eager to wake up and jump your bones again.

Fractured Light - A  Kalagang Oneshot

Okay, this is probably trash. But it wouldn’t leave me alone.

Rated M: Mature Situations

Note: I own nothing related to Sense8 or its characters, nor am I profiting from this writing.

Author’s Note:

This is my first foray into Kalagang fanfiction. Actually, this is my first Sense8 fanfiction ever.  

Fractured Light was inspired by the events at the end of Season 2 (where I think I might have died a little death). I don’t even try to speculate on how the cluster would have gotten Wolfgang out of BPO - that’s for another fanfic. Instead, I focus on the aftermath, in Paris, during what I imagine to be Wolfgang’s recover period.


The stars, the moon, they have all been blown out

You left me in the dark

No dawn, no day, I’m always in this twilight

In the shadow of your heart

  • from Cosmic Love by Florence and the Machine

Wolfgang’s chest still ached even after nearly a week from being rescued from the BPO facility in Berlin. There was also a general soreness to his muscles that still made it hard for him to get out of bed in the morning. But he never complained about the residual pain from the electric shock.  Kala knew these things only because it was in their special nature to know these things about each other. He couldn’t hide the pain from her, even when he tried.

Just as she couldn’t hide her longing from him.

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Axis + Others Body Types

(Please consider that this is just my headcanon, I’m not claiming this as canon. I’m also changìng some heights from the canon ones because otherwise everybody would basically be the same height, and Himaruya is never consistent when drawing anyway)

Germany: 186 cm (6’1”). He’s built like a tank, with extremely broad shoulders and muscles of steel. He doesn’t have any body fat, but his muscles are so well-developed that he looks almost bulky (what with his muscly, broad arms and legs), except not really, since he’s also so tall. Definitely intimidating (and his facial expression doesn’t help)

Japan: 165 cm (5’5”). Slender and delicate-looking. He has toned and defined muscles, but you wouldn’t tell when he’s fully clothed, because he still doesn’t have much muscular mass. Hips and shoulders slightly narrow for his height, but still well-proportioned (his body type is not much different from China)

Italy: 172 cm (5’7,7”). He’s lean and thin-boned, with narrow shoulders and hips for his height. Doesn’t have any fat, but he doesn’t look scrawny because he has toned muscles, even if they aren’t too defined. Slightly visible ribs and hip bones. He has some sort of delicate appearance, too.

Romano: 169 cm (5’6,5”). Exactly the same body type as Italy, only slightly shorter (which also makes him slightly less thin in proportion, I guess, but it’s not noticeable)

Prussia: 180 cm (5’11”). He’s leaner than his brother in proportion, but he still has quite broad shoulders (even though his hips are narrower) and well-defined muscles in general, in every part of his body.

Spain: 176 cm (5’9”). While not bulky, he’s still quite muscular, and with a strong body. Shoulders not too broad, around the average for his height, and the same goes for his hips. Very nice butt. (I mean this is canon isn’t it?)

Austria: 177 cm (5’9.7”). He’s quite lean and slight boned, with slightly narrow hips and shoulders for his height and slender limbs, but he’s a bit out of shape - his muscles aren’t so toned, so, even if he’s generally thin, he has a slight belly pouch if he doesn’t stay completely straight.

Hungary: 169 cm (5’6.5”). She’s very athletic, with lean but defined muscles in her whole body. Abs of steel, toned arms and legs. In spite of this, she has quite a feminine shape - she doesn’t have much of a waist point and her hips are a bit narrow for her height, but she does have quite a big breast (a bit bigger than a D cup, I guess? Not sure of how this measures work though)

Switzerland: 166 cm (5’5,3”). He’s short but with muscles of steel, extremely defined. He has slightly broad shoulders for his height (due to his muscles) and strong arms and legs. Average hips. 

Liechtenstein: 158 cm (5’2”). She has quite a childish figure, thin and delicate-looking, with slender limbs. She doesn’t have much muscles, but is still toned. Almost completely flat, only a slight hint of waist point and hips.

Part 1 (Allies) | Part 3 (Nordics) | Part 4 | Part 5

anonymous asked:

What do you find attractive about sungyeol from a physical aspect?

Well first off the thing I like the most in guys are broad shoulders and a toned back. I literally searched for a guy in school who I saw walking down the stairs. I didn’t see his face but the sight of his shoulders in a somewhat tight grey shirt were enough for me. As Sungyeol doesn’t have that much fat it must be pretty hard for him to gain muscle as well. Which indicates that his frame in general already allows him to have broad shoulders 

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Second, as I am Dutch and surrounded by guys with an average of 6ft, height isn’t that special to me. But the lankiness and the flailing arms and the way stylists accentuate his height is very handsome to me. With legs for days♥


Third I didn’t know how much I loved a gummy smile but he changed my mind by a lot. 

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Fourth he has a constellation of moles which are such cute details 


And last he has these dreaming eyes. You can already see it a bit in the photo above but this one is my favourite:


A Break in Routine Part 3

Kylo Ren x Reader

A/N: I’m not too happy with this part, but it leads up to the next part well. And the next part, based off what I’ve outlined, is really awesome. In my opinion, of course.

“What are you doing?”

You jumped, the back of your head colliding against the wall with a painful thud. A small groan left your parted lips, your hand rubbing the area you’d just hit. You managed to send a weak smile towards the man who’d popped out of nowhere.

“Hi, Matt.” You acknowledged, blinking a few times to clear out your vision.

“What are you doing?” He repeated, staring at the small device you’d been bent over.

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anonymous asked:

OOOOOOOOOH! (I'm gonna start every request with that now =)) Guy's reaction when their crush walks into them changing *evel smirk* For Kakashi, Asuma, Genma, Iruka, Guy, Yamato


Kakashi would be more concerned about you seeing his face than seeing his unclothed body. He’d completely lose his cool, and would scramble to find his mask before you saw him. For Kakashi, his partner seeing his face is a big event in the relationship, so he wouldn’t want his crush to see him in such an unideal situation.


Asuma is pretty proud of his body, so I don’t think he’d react at all. He would only be affected by the situation if it bothered his crush. Otherwise, he would just let them see his muscles – after all, he worked hard on them, and he wouldn’t want them to go to waste by being hidden by clothes all the time.


Genma wouldn’t take the situation so seriously. He would make a joke of it. He would laugh and say something sarcastic and playful like, “Come to take a peek, Y/N?”


Iruka would only just hold himself back from letting out an embarrassed squeal, but he would try his hardest to remain calm – and then completely fail, falling over trying to cover himself.


Guy would pretend he didn’t notice his crush open the door, and he would not-so-subtly flaunt his body to them. He would flex his muscles, stretch, and fail to notice his crush’s huge eye roll.


In general, Yamato is able to stay calm even in highly stressful situations. When it comes to you, however… that’s a different story. So, when you walk in on him wearing close to nothing, his reaction is so extreme that you think he may have been bitten by a hysteria-inducing bug. His face, and the rest of his revealed skin, goes bright red, and he stammers (although even he isn’t quite sure what he’s trying to say) even after you’ve left the room.

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uks come over to visit their so's family for the first time and the family is like a really lively one and coddles the boys

Kiyoshi Teppei: Kiyoshi only grins sheepishly and scratches awkwardly at the back of his head when your mother throws herself against him and proceeds to pat him down, much to your embarrassment. Knowing you mother, you had mentally prepared yourself for something like this, but even so, you hadn’t expected her to take such a direct approach in ‘getting to know’ your boyfriend. 

Hanamiya Makoto: Hanamiya wants to do nothing but tear your little sister off his arm and dunk her in the nearest trash can, but surprisingly, for your sake, he actually grins and bears the assault from your sibling. The dark look followed by the smug smirk he shoots your way suggests that he wants something from you in return for being so obedient around your family - Hanamiya isn’t one to do anything for free, after all. 

Mibuchi Reo: Mibuchi dips his head and smiles politely in response to your mother commenting that he’s ‘pretty enough to look like a girl’, and you make a mental note to thank him later for being so patient around your blunt parents. However, he almost falls out of his chair when your mother continues on her chatter - claiming that she wants to braid his hair, and Mibuchi has to sit still for the next fifteen minutes whilst your mother plays around with his dark strands. 

Hayama Kotarou: It’s a good thing that Hayama always has so much energy - because so does your Dad, and for once you think that there’s finally someone other than your mother who can keep up with him. After pestering your boyfriend with way too many personal questions, your father suddenly challenges him to a basketball match - you don’t even know if your father knows how the game works - and much to your surprise and exasperation, Hayama eagerly agrees. 

Nebuya Eikichi: Nebuya stands frozen still whilst your family fawns over how tall and muscular he is, unused to receiving so much attention. He ends up basking in their compliments once the initial shock is over, however, and you hang your head in defeat with he starts explaining his training regime to your family - because once Nebuya starts talking about his muscles, or just simply muscles in general, it’s almost impossible to make him stop. 


His name is Uncle Fester. He’s been at the shedd since 2006 and he’s eighteen now. He is a total babe and a great example of an old reptile in great health. His eyes are still bright and clear and you can see how big his jowls are but at the same time how good his general body condition is. He’s lost a little muscle tone in his rear legs and they say he eats a little less these days, but he is a friendly, active tegu and was a DELIGHT to meet. What a fantastic outreach and education animal he is!


Pietro Maximoff Imagine: Let It Slip
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“Morning Princess” Pietro groaned a little as he sat up from his sleeping position he had found himself in the night before. He was laid on his back, sat up a little, with you snuggled into his chest; he couldn’t ask for anything more perfect. You yourself were laid upon Pietro’s chest with his strong arm wrapped around you,his hand resting in the crook of your back.  You adored moments like this, you truly did. Lying here against Pietro’s shirtless chest, you listened to the soft sounds of his heart beating as you used your index finger to trace the outlines of his abs him responding with little shivers your fingers were cauding him. As much as he denied it Pietro secretly loved the feeling of your dainty fingers against the hard muscle on his chest, he in general just loved your touch on his skin; you were so gentle and he craved your touch.

“Do we have to get up?” you moaned sitting up and shuffling a little so you were straddling him, you both loved sitting like this, you because you got a really nice view of Pietro and how gorgeous he was, him because he didn’t really have to move at all and he got to see your beautiful face.

“We do princess, I know trust me what I wouldn’t give to have a bit longer in bed with you” he chuckled intertwining his fingers with yours and pulling you down for a kiss.

“The meeting is in an hour c'mon, let’s go shower” you sighed heavily getting off of the soft bed onto the cold floor, attempting to pull Pietro with you.

“Fine” Pietro grumbled rolling his eyes. “As long as we shower together” he smirked as you pulled him along by his hand giggling a little when he said what he did.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Within 40 minutes you were both ready for the morning meeting, well as ready as you could be, morning meetings were the worst. It was probably the worse thing about being an Avenger that and the constant high risk of dying on missions, but morning meetings were worse. Nothing would beat morning meetings; they sucked ass.

“Green tea my princess” Pietro chuckled handing the mug making you blush as his fingers lingered on yours as you took the mug from his large hands. “Right okay I say you go first then me-” you stopped Pietro in his tracks by shaking your head and looking down towards the cool tiled floor, he knew what you were thinking but you still said it anyway.

“Why haven’t we told them yet P, I mean not all of them but Wanda at least, do you realise how hard it is to not tell her, she’s such a good friend of mine and she’s your sister! I don’t like lying to her like this, just the other day she wanted to set me up on a blind date with some guy. She cares about both of us it’s time we told her.” you spoke looking into his eyes as he nodded before rubbing the back of his neck.

“You’re right, after the meeting we tell her, but you’re still going in first though.” he said making you smile a little, that’s why you loved Pietro so much, he was always able to make you smile, no matter what the situation. It was one of his many talents.

Walking into the modern looking meeting room you took your seat next to Wanda as she smiled sweetly towards you, “Morning y/n, green tea?” she pondered gesturing at the mug.

“Yeah want some?” you offered handing her the mug as she took a sip,

“You make it just like Pietro does” she chuckled you smiling a weak smile at her before looking down. You needed to tell her and you were just glad you were doing so after this. “Must have the same taste” you blabbed looking down at the black mug that your hands were wrapped around.

“Wanda” Pietro spoke speeding into the room and placing his green tea down next to Wanda before gazing over at you and smiling like a little boy in a candy shop when he spots his favourite sweet.

“Prince-ss” he stammered realising what he said once he was part-way through saying it. Shit.

Everybody turned to look at Pietro and you, you jumping from your seat as Wanda did, a look of betrayal on Wanda’s face. “You two” she whispered looking between the both of you Pietro with his head in his hands, you ripping the skin of your nails of with nerves. “You two are dating?” she spoke, her face twisted in confusion “I just need a minute” she excused herself from the others as she stormed out of the room, she was hiding her emotions well but you could read her like a book; she felt betrayed.

Pietro going to run after her but you placed a hand to his chest signalling for him to stop. “I’ll go do it” you stated glancing into his worried eyes. “At least then she can yell at me and get it over with” you breathed watching as he hung his head in shame. You placed a quick kiss on his lips to which Nat ‘awed’ and Tony wolf whistled before you ran out of the room after Wanda.

Turning the corridor you found her sat cross-legged on the floor picking at the stone patterned that Tony had chosen out. “Why didn’t you tell me? Do you think honestly I wouldn’t be okay with the two most important people in my life being happy?” she grieved glancing across at you sat the same as her with guilt in your eyes. You understood why she was mad and she had every right to be with you just wished you had told her earlier. Looking at her now she would probably have encouraged you both together if you had told her from the start.

“We were Wanda we truly were. The reason we didn’t tell you was what if our relationship didn’t work huh? What if it didn’t work out and we ended up fighting and breaking up and hating each other. It wouldn’t be fair on you to be caught in the middle. We didn’t want it to go like this, we had plans to tell you very shortly I promise.” you whispered as she breathed out a heavy breath before looking up at you.

“That blind date I was going to send  you on? Do you know who I was going to ask to meet you?” she questioned making you shake your head. “Pietro, that’s who I was going to ask for you, I knew he liked you a lot and I wanted to see you both together, I just wished you had told me sooner.” she said giving you a weak smile. “But y/n, I understand and forgive you if-” she paused looking at you before giggling. “Help me break the news about me and vision.”

When the words escaped her mouth you burst into a fit of giggles laughing as you nodded your head. “Of course!” you exclaimed as she reached over and hugged you.

“Guess you all made up then huh?” Pietro’s voice rung in your ears making you both jump up off of the floor.

“Yeah we did and Wanda has something she wants to tell you” you spoke glancing at Wanda and gesturing for her to speak, letting Pietro just stand there completely confused.

“I’m dating Vision” she mumbled reaching for your hand to grasp as Pietro’s face flushed red.

“Y/n, do you happen to know where vision is” Pietro spat trying to take deep breaths but failing.

“I think me and him should have a little chat that’s all” He spoke harshly before running off down the hall you yelling after him.

“Pietro I swear to god! Do not kill the man!”

Trick or Treat

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Fluff

Summary: You run into Jeon Jungkook when you’re trick or treating with your little sister. Later that night, he comes to play a trick on you, then again… would you mind? 

Word count: 2972

A/N: This is the last story from a Halloween project I’ve been working on. If you’re interested in checking out the other stories I wrote you can find them here:

Jin - Yoongi - Hoseok - Namjoon - Jimin - Taehyung - Jungkook

“Come on! Come oooooooon!!!!” Your sister shouted through the bathroom door as you washed your face. “We’re going to be late and there’s gonna be no more candy and I’ve waiting for this all year and I really want to goooooo!!”

She was a little too insisting and you were starting to get annoyed. You dried your face with your hand towel and opened the door abruptly. Whatever anger you had quickly vanished as you were welcomed by the most beautiful ladybug you had ever seen.

She was seven years old and the most annoying yet adorable little sister you could ever wish for. She would constantly bother you and make you feel angry and desperate but she was so cute and adorable that those feelings never lasted long  You were several years older than her after all.

It was Halloween and since your parents were out of town, so you were on Trick or Treat duty. You hadn’t gone trick or treating in years so deep down you were excited about it, even if it meant you couldn’t go to any of the Halloween parties you were invited to. Of course, you wanted to go out and have fun, but it wasn’t like you were dying to either; going around the neighborhood and going to bed early sounded good as well. It also meant you didn’t have to put too much effort into coming up with a costume and that was always a plus.

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headcanon- Symmetra likes to take moderately long baths. Junkrat doesn't get the appeal. Or maybe he's wary of water. Symmetra convinces him to join and she washes his hair. He is super touched and enjoys the sensation. He bathes more often now

I headcanon Junkrat as a low-key hydrophobe due to his inability to swim thanks to lost limbs and heavy scrap metal prosthetics. He doesn’t necessarily hate water, but full baths and all of that give him the jitters. Showers are much preferred.

I love the image of them bathing together, though. Symmetra would rinse off the initial soot and grime under the showerhead, and then she’d fill the tub to a moderate level and help him get in. She’d be against the wall with him leaning back against her, his good leg bent and propped against the other end. She would slather his head in shampoo and and comb her hands through through his hair, massaging his scalp in gentle motions and scrubbing behind his ears. Sometimes she slides down and rubs at his neckline, too.

This is far more comforting than he’d imagined. Someone giving him attention like this is so intimate and personal, and he finds himself almost falling asleep as she traces lazy circles through his hair and kneads at the muscles down his neck.

I think massages in general would be pretty great, in all honesty. I could see her rubbing him down after a warm and relaxing bath, working the muscles on his freckled shoulders and slowly moving down the length of his back. After being so wound up and on edge after a tense and stressful mission, decompression is in order.

Junkrat would return the favor, of course. He’d be wary of using his prosthetic, as it’s rough and metal and prone to pinching, so he makes due with his left hand. He has long fingers and an ample palm and she’s smaller in comparison, so it’s not quite as difficult as he anticipates. He does love her contented noises, though. They’re so very soft and quiet, murmured against the sheets, and it occurs to him that he’s never been at a point in his life where this has been normal.

He has to dry his eyes with his arm.

The Taste of Corellian Whisky

This takes place in the same universe as my Chaos and Discipline fic, though it functions as a stand alone of it’s own. I’ve been obsessed with the idea of Hitaka ever since @white-rainbowff started her Mikylux fic, as well as @festeringsilence’s delicious artwork ahahaha. Shout out to @greedlingtrash for some of the discussions we’ve had that have shaped my headcanons about Hitaka dynamics. <3

Setting: Star Wars Universe, pre Force Awakens
Rating: Explicit
Pairing: Hux/Mitaka
Warnings: D/s Themes and Hux is an Asshole
Summery:   Lieutenant Mitaka has been newly appointed to the Finalizer. Though this is an exciting step up in his military career, he finds it difficult to keep at bay the inappropriate thoughts that flood his mind concerning the strict General who oversees the ship.

The Lieutenant’s hands were folded neatly behind his back, his posture proper and his stance exact as he looked out into the wide room that served as the ship’s main station of operations. The bridge. His eyes were only slightly widened in awe, trying to tame his expressions down so that he didn’t appear…. quite so green. Which was not an easy feat. The Finalizer was the First Order’s flagship after all; the largest and most impressive ship in the fleet. He found it awe inspiring just to be standing on it at all, let alone with a brand new posting.

There was a bustle of excitement amongst the men here, and he had to admit to himself that it was contagious. Things were happening, big things, and he had the privilege to be a part of them. The Starkiller Base was almost complete, which was a feat in and of itself. It had been in the workings for the entirely of his military career already, and to have it so near completion now was a monument to the First Order’s might. He felt like he was about to witness history itself unfold before his eyes.

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so you want to fight a dangan ronpa character - a handy guide

Who you SHOULD fight

Byakuya Togami - do it. fuckin lanky ass rich boy isn’t gonna do jack shit. i mean asahina slapped him across the face and what did he do to her? nothing. fight togami. punch him.

Leon Kuwata - i mean he is really good at baseball and did break a girl’s wrist that one time but yanno what he kinda deserves it just fuck him up.

Sayaka Maizono - if you tried to fight her im pretty sure she’d start crying but then fuck YOU up the second you turned around so it’s best to do it before she does

Who you probably COULD fight, but shouldn’t

Chihiro Fujisaki - you could take them in a fight but then they’d start crying and you’d feel like a monster. plus you’d have mondo fucking enraged so that’s your funeral.

Makoto Naegi - why do you want to fight naegi??? how has he wronged you?? don’t fight naegi.

Kiyotaka Ishimaru - he’d probably be against fighting so i don’t think he’d be good at that in general but have you seen his muscles?? why would you want to mess with him why would you fucking

Hifumi Yamada - he does not deserve this. do not fight hamster boy.

Touko Fukawa - she looks pretty weak and sometimes she may seem like she deserves it but c’mon her life is bad enough.

Celestia Ludenberg - again pretty skinny and weak looking but holy shit did you see the crap she pulled on yamada when he made her tea?? you should not mess with that.

Aoi Asahina - she’s pretty athletic but again why ??? must you fight her she’s too good for your filthy sinner hands. 

Yasuhiro Hagakure - not very smart so you’d have an advantage in the fight but who fuckin knows with that guy

Who you should NEVER fight

Kyouko Kirigiri - she can and would kick your ass if you pushed her far enough so frankly i don’t know what you’re trying to accomplish here

Ishida - mondo and ishimaru together in one body. twice the asskicking power. just don’t.

Sakura Oogami - no. oh my fucking god no. have you seen her? SHSL MARTIAL ARTIST. FIGHTER. that’s why she got to fucking hope’s peak. you are not going to win. you are going get your bones broken. what have you got to gain from this?

Mondo Oowada - do you have a death wish

Mukuro Ikusaba - you’re gonna fight a soldier? A SOLDIER??? is this how your mother raised you? do not fight mukuro ikusaba

Junko Enoshima - she lead the world into total despair and chaos and killed her classmates and even her own fucking sister for nothing but pure enjoyment but whatever if you like dying as much as you do fighting antagonists then i say go for it

Genocider Syo -  again fighting murderers isn’t the best idea plus she could sneeze at any moment and turn back into fukawa so then you’d have to explain to her why you were trying to fight a serial killer so yeah not a good plan

Body of Wisdom (1/2)

25 Days of Christmas Ficathon

Rating:  NC-17 (in the second part)

Author’s Note:  And here it is, the long awaited-for Body of Wisdom.  Hope it lives up to all the hype :)  Just wanted to say a couple things before I let you lovelies read.  First, I’d like to thank kelyon and wayamy27narf for helping me brainstorm this bad boy last summer.  It wouldn’t be here if not for you.  Second, I wanted to note that, while it is not a series yet, I do have plans to turn this fic into one of my smutty masterpieces.  And, yes, this installment is a two-parter.  I know - bad, evil TJ!  But it couldn’t be hleped.  The second half will be out later this month for the ficathon, so you won’t have to wait that long to get it.  Alright, well, I think that will do it.  Go forth and read, lovelies!

He never should’ve given her that library.

That was the only conclusion Rumplestiltskin could come to after the third day of Belle studiously ignoring him. 

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