and his lunch

anonymous asked:

I was at school and this one guy gave me his lunch cause i didnt have any money and before i could think twice i said "Thanks Daddy " and that is the story of how I met my platonic asexual Boyfriend. We have been together for 5 years now

this is

my favourite story in the entire world

anonymous asked:




  • doting father that always has a backup plan for the backup plan, is it cold? don’t worry love i already packed a scarf in your bag 
  • reads them fairy tales/good night stories- hell even makes up some just because to make it even more special
  • puts up ALL their drawings on the fridge… there’s no space left…suga plz
  • is very keen on taking photos and put it in a album. Probably prepares to give it to them when they get older.. or married or smth 


  •  he’s like that guy in The Pacifier when he preps up with all necessary stuff for the baby 
  • ALWAYS makes his kid lunch for school bc food is good… and sometimes school lunch isn’t good… it’s not good.
  • 10000000% committed- tea party with dolls? sure. Dress up? yeah sure pink is a nice color 
  • really easy going down to earth dad but also a mess my cHILD IS GROWING UP- LEAVING THE NEST

anonymous asked:

My ex crush is now in Germany and before he left he kept promising me that he'll take me out on a lunch date. Basically on the last day before he left, he took my friend that is a model out on a date and said he enjoyed his last lunch date. If I had a dollar for everytime he said he'll keep his promise, I'd be rich af. Sometimes I wonder why I fell for a guy like that.

What a crappy guy. I’m happy he is your “ex crush”. Definitely for the best that you’ve moved on because you deserve soooo much better. At least you’ve learnt from your mistakes and will put yourself more as a priority! x

Y’know, I really enjoy the concept of Clark Kent.

Like, minus the whole superman aspect.

because, like, okay I can buy that maybe he can disguise himself well enough to hide the fact that he’s superman, but i doubt any amount of slouching and glasses wearing can truly disguise that he’s a very tall EXTREMELY muscular man with a jawline that can cut glass.

So basically this newspaper office has this guy who looks like a weightlifter/supermodel just hanging around but he wears glasses and acts like a huge nerd and everyone just goes with it???

Like “Oh yeah, that’s Clark. No no he works here. Oh no don’t bother being intimidated by him, talk to him for five minutes and he’ll devolve into a lecture on proper tractor maintenance. We like Clark.”

 I wonder if the ladies in the office ever drag him with them to bars so they don’t have to worry about creeps trying to harass them like “back off creeps our friend here is 6′4″ and grew up chucking hay bales” 
And then it’s funny because (as far as they know) Clark is like, the meekest lil nerd around. (He don’t look it though!!!!)

It’s just incredible to me that Clark Kent can pull off being a quiet harmless dork while still looking like, well, superman. 

who’s got that screen shot of the guy who posted a picture of his lunch and someone comments “is that a cheese stank?” and the other guy goes “no burtangos” or whatever I had a dream about that image last night

at lunch today a kid was walking around carrying his lunch tray saying “where my greasy boys at??? where my greasy boys at?????” and looking very concerned



She probably takes his lunches every day at the DEO.

Like J’onn probably keeps a backup set of home-packed lunches in the fridge for poor Winn because Alex just casually takes his shit from him all the time.


  • *the lab*
  • Molly: *working*
  • Molly: *thoughtfully* If you ever get married, would you invite me to the wedding?
  • Sherlock: *looking through the microscope* Can't have a wedding without the bride.
  • Molly: ...
  • Molly: *blinks* I-I was talking to Anthony.
  • Sherlock: *looks up*
  • Molly's Intern: *waves awkwardly*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: So was I.
  • Molly's Intern: *panicky* What?
  • Sherlock: *looks back at the microscope; embarrassed* Get out.
  • Molly's Intern: *scurries off*
  • Molly: *amused* That wasn't nice. I needed him.
  • Sherlock: *blushing* quiet.
  • Molly: *steps closer; smirks* That's no way to speak to your bride.
  • Sherlock: *smiles; nonchalant* that's a yes?
  • Molly: *laughs* Of course.

I want an AU where Dean is a popular YouTuber who is married to Cas, but no one knows it. Cas is a high school teacher who is kind of awkward, but every once in a while he’ll mention a meme and all of his students are confused wonder how he knows that.

Then one day when he’s teaching he hears a group of girls giggling in the back of the class, so he walks back there and sees them watching one of Dean’s videos. It’s his “never have I ever” video, and right he’s talking about getting a speeding ticket. Right before the girls see Cas he hears one of them say “I wonder what kind of car he drives” so Cas responds, “Do not ever get Dean Winchester started on his car. He will never shut up.” as he takes the phone and walks away, leaving the girls dumbfounded.


“You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father’s bulldozed to the ground. Mama always said dyin’ was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn’t. Little Forrest, he’s doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He’s really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He’s so smart, Jenny. You’d be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can’t read it. I’m not supposed to, so I’ll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don’t know if Mama was right or if, if it’s Lieutenant Dan. I don’t know if we each have a destiny, or if we’re all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it’s both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there’s anything you need, I won’t be far away.”  Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

SF9 As High School Students


  • takes all AP and advanced classes and has stRAIGHT A’s
  • tutors literally everyone
  • teacher’s favorite
  • we all have that teacher that hates everyone
  • well that teacher adores inseong
  • gets really annoyed when people wanna copy off his hw
  • never late to class
  • perfect attendance record
  • does all the work in group projects
  • every teacher wants him as their teacher aide
  • has so many extra school supplies
  • finished his hw before 11pm and actualy sLEEPS


  • only wears sweats and caps
  • basically always wearing athleisure
  • pretty lowkey in school
  • president of one of the school’s dance clubs/crew
  • choreographs all the performances for rallies
  • eats his lunch in the middle of class so he can practice dancing during lunch
  • late to his class after lunch cuz h was too busy dancing so he didn’t hear the bell
  • wants everyone in his dance club to do well so he’s always pulling people to the side so help them with any moves they might be struggling with


  • not popular himself but is friends with the popular kids
  • tries to show off during PE because he is a “manly man”
  • ends up with a ball to the face and he blacked out for the rest of the period
  • hangs out in the computer lab during break and lunch
  • secretly plays slither during class whenever they use computers
  • wears the same hoodie basically the entire year
  • the only friend in his squad that can drive
  • so he’s always giving everyone rides
  • gives really entertaining presentations full of memes and puns


  • everyone knows who he is
  • he may not be friends with everyone but he just knows everyone
  • friends with entire school on facebook
  • has snapchat streaks with half the school
  • always making comments in class to make everyone laugh
  • hands down class clown
  • never has his school supplies
  • does morning announcements and his is so damn loud and peppy
  • so once the school hears them they’re awake
  • the guy who gets everyone hyped at rallies
  • blew something up in chem and the entire school got evacuated and sent home
  • wore booty shorts to school to protest the unfair dresscode


  • discreetly places his mixtape around school
  • but it’s fire so everyone is trying to figure out who made it
  • most lowkey BTS fanboy ever
  • the one who breaks up fights
  • works at the milk tea place nearby so he can earn money to make more mixtapes
  • got in trouble for watching videos on youtube on the library computers instead of using them for school work
  • hacked the school wifi
  • has a stash of instant noodles in one of his classrooms
  • part of anime club


  • lead role in school plays/musicals
  • ultimate mom friend
  • works in cafeteria and the lunch ladies LOVE him
  • makes better food than the lunch ladies
  • so he cooks food for everyone
  • tells Dawon to put some pants on so he doesn’t get dresscoded
  • like Jaeyoon he’s always giving people rides
  • doesn’t fit in the desks
  • always makes milk tea runs after school to see juho
  • all star of baseball team yes just like his character in cyh
  • has a bunch of fangirls
  • is the only reason people even go to the school baseball games


  • vice president of youngbin’s dance club
  • constantly teasing everyone
  • you know that one guy who’s almost always joking around
  • that’s taeyang
  • heavily involved with the drama department
  • he choreographs the musical dance routines
  • when he’s not dancing
  • he’s running with cross country team
  • does this very rarely and he’s not part of the cross country team
  • he just runs with them sometimes and they don’t mind
  • plus he runs shirtless so at that point who would mind
  • never gets in trouble because he blinds the teachers with his smiel so they forget what he even did wrong
  • he and Rowoon are the main heart throbs of the school
  • almost always is dating someone and he and his s/o are #relationshipgoals


  • his looks confuse everyone
  • so everyone thinks he’s older than he actually is
  • has cat buttons on his backpack
  • unlike Zuho he straight up hands people his mixtape
  • was ok looking as a freshman but oohh he glo’ed up
  • so senior year he’s a hottie
  • always asking Jaeyoon and Rowoon for rides
  • goes to nearby milk tea place to ask Zuho to play his mixtape there
  • phone dies before lunch
  • kept bringing food to the library and kept getting caught eating it
  • so he go banned from the library
  • crushes on the same person all of high school but nEVER TELLS THEM THAT HE LIKES THEM
  • the only reason the school newspaper is still alive


  • looks up to Rowoon literally
  • he wants to be part of school musicals but he always ends up playing the kid version of Rowoon’s character
  • but when Rowoon graduates THEN he’s the lead
  • too shy to even look at any of his crushes
  • always running from class to class
  • always participates in rallies
  • whether it be Youngbin’s cool choreo or the silly skits
  • very involved with his class
  • always at the off-campus fundraisers for his class
  • tries to be part of student gov but he never gets elected
  • wears the same damn sweatshirt everyday
  • everyone’s just like
  • “what is this 13 year old doing here lmao”
  • then he opens his mouth and starts talking and it just leaves the people around his speechless
haikyuu!! mundane superpowers: Karasuno edition

Hinata: Hinata glows. It makes him impossible to ignore on the court, adding to his effectiveness as a decoy. The brightness and intensity depends on his level of focus. If he’s asleep, it’s practically nonexistent, and when he’s playing, he’s like a beacon. 

Kageyama: Kageyama has prophetic dreams, which can show him things from a day to two weeks in advance. The gift of prophecy honestly isn’t very useful to high schooler. He can’t choose what he sees, so it’s mostly just, “Hinata will forget his lunch today and I need to bring extra” or “There will be a surprise sale at the store next week, gotta tell mom,” stuff like that. He hasn’t had a vision about volleyball since middle school.

Tsukishima: Tsukishima is an empath. It’s a useful skill when sizing up opponents during matches, but dealing with people whose emotions always run high (i.e. “hotblooded”) gives him frequent migraines. He can also get feelings from things like clothing.

Yamaguchi: At first, Yamaguchi thought he could turn invisible. It’s really an ability to lightly manipulate the perception of those around him and simply trick their brains into thinking he’s not there. He often slips into it accidentally when he’s feeling self conscious. Tsukishima, because he only trusts what his eyes tell him and has never seen Yamaguchi as someone to overlook, is the one person Yamaguchi’s power won’t work on.

Tanaka: Has a hyper-developed sense of smell. If he needed to, he could track you across town based on your shampoo and what you had for breakfast this morning.

Nishinoya: Is supernaturally lucky. Not enough to make things unfair in a match, but he always wins rock-paper-scissors, always finds money on the ground, his shoelaces never break, and he’s always on time no matter how late he leaves. 

Ennoshita:  Any food he makes stays perfectly fresh until it has been eaten. His tea never gets cold, the ice in his drinks never melt, the fruits and vegetables he cooks with never spoil.

Daichi: Dogs are inexplicably attracted to him. There is a large but friendly pack of stray dogs that regularly walk him to and from school, and whenever he travels to a new place, all the local dogs will usually come out to meet him.

Suga: Suga gives people the little things they need. Before he leaves his house, he will pick up three paperclips,a napkin, a pen, and a pair of socks. He gives the paper clips to a woman he passed on the street, who, unbeknownst to both of them, will have her dress rip and will use the paperclips to repair it. The socks go to a man who will step in a puddle during his lunch break and ruin the socks he’s wearing. The pen and the napkin go to a man who will end up using both to repair his coffee maker when it breaks in about an hour. Suga knows none of this; he knows only that the items are needed and that these are the people who need them.

Asahi: Asahi can talk to spiders. Which is both incredibly useful, as there are an awful lot of spiders and they know a great deal, as well as incredibly stressful, because Asahi doesn’t like spiders. At all.


Upset by his shy son’s inability to make friends in school, Dominic has spent the last three years creating fantastic artwork on his lunch bags as a conversation topic. Additionally, every month Dominic teams up with HastagLunchbag, which is a nonprofit organisation that provides lunch bags to the homeless in Los Angeles. 

One day in the Alolan Academy
  • Ash Ketchum: *eating his lunch with Pikachu outside in the schoolyard*
  • Alola Crew: *spies on him from a classroom inside*
  • Lana: So...he's the new kid from Kanto, huh?
  • Sophocles: He acts too much of a kid... A very excitable kid.
  • Mallow: I think he's kind of cute~
  • Kiawe: I wonder why Professor Kukui would invite a kid like him into our class?
  • Lillie: Hmm... Maybe if we search up his name...
  • Lillie: *googles 'ash ketchum' on her expensive fancy-aesthetic covered tablet*
  • ***Results - 'ash ketchum'***
  • ***has competed in 7 Leagues including Kanto, the Orange Islands, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova and most recently Kalos***
  • ***collected 52 badges***
  • ***Kanto - Top 16, Johto - Top 8, Hoenn - Top 8, Sinnoh - Top 4, Unova - Top 8 and THE RUNNER-UP OF THE KALOS LEAGUES. Champion of the Orange League***
  • ***completed the Battle Frontier and collected all 8 symbols***
  • ***competed in Contests and all sorts of other competitions***
  • ***documented photos of Ash in all sorts of shenanigans including battle videos screenshots, meeting Champions, Legendary Pokemons and saving an entire region from being destroyed***
  • Alola Crew: ...
  • Alola Crew: *looks back outside*
  • Ash Ketchum: *shares a piece of his lunch with a Yungoos before it bites his entire arm, runs around panicking in pain as he tried to get Yungoos off from him. Then bumps into a Bewear before being chased by it with Yungoos still attached on his arm and Pikachu panicking as well*
  • Alola Crew: ... ... ... ... ...
  • Sophocles: Is this even the same person?

Ellie my child… oh God, you know there is a fuckening shitstorm brewing for this woman

“I dreamt I was at Axehampton, lying by the waterfall”

And every single episode brings us closer and closer to Joe

Then there’s her dad and kiddos and the problems with Tom

And her personal grief, the way she can relate to Trish’s needs, and what happened to her, and how she’s so traumatised by what men have done and hiding it behind this wall of anger


something bad is going to happen to ellie and when it does I’m going to defenestrate myself

you’ve heard of Kung Fu Panda, now get ready for

Kickbox Dinosaur