Eric tricking Dylan into admitting he has a crush on you
“I don’t see how you can be such good friends with her.”, Eric says, sitting with his bestfriend at lunch. “What’s that supposed to mean?”, Dylan asks. “She’s a complete asshole!”, Eric states. His words made Dylan mad, but he was able to hide it. “What makes you say that?”, he asks. “She made fun of me when she saw my math test grade.”, Eric lies. “I’m sure she was only teasing.”, Dylan defends his best friend. He knew she wouldn’t be mean on purpose. “I don’t know why you’re defending her. She’s a selfish bitch.”, Eric tries to push Dylan over the edge.
“You’re being over dramatic.”, Dylan says as he grows frustrated with his friend. “It’s true. She acts like a fucking white cap.”, he says. “Don’t ever fucking compare her to a white cap.”, Dylan said in a stern voice. “Why are you being such an asshole?”, he asks Eric. “Why am I acting like an asshole?! Why are you asking me instead of that fucking whore? She’s probably not in the cafeteria right now because she’s probably giving some jock a blowjob.”, Eric tries his best to push Dylan over the edge. He will NOT give up until Dylan admits he has a crush on (Y/N). It was obvious to Eric that Dylan thought of her as more than a friend.
“There’s no way she would do that! She’s not a whore! She’s not like that!”, Dylan snaps at his friend. “Why in the fuck are you taking her side?!” Dylan refuses to answer. “See! Even you know she’s a whore!”, Eric pushes him even further. “She’s not a fucking whore.”, Dylan says angrily. “She has more dignity than that and she’s extremely respectful of herself and others.”, Dylan says as he tries to calm down. “Whatever you say. No guy would want a bj from her anyway. She’s pretty fucking ugly if you ask me.”, Eric says. “I don’t think so.” Dylan says, immediately regretting saying it out loud. “You don’t think she’s ugly?”, Eric could tell he was about to crack. “I mean…I don’t think she’s unattractive..”, he blushes slightly. Eric stares at his friend for a while. “Say it.”, Eric says. “What?” “Admit. You like her!”, Eric says. Dylan looks away from his friend. “Alright fine.”, Dylan blushes and facepalms. “I KNEW IT! YOU FINALLY SAID IT!”, Eric playfully shoves his friend. “Everything I said was a complete lie to get you to admit it!”, Eric says. “You’re a fucking asshole.”, Dylan blushes more.