and his little dog

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YA’LL CAN FIGHT ME! I KNOW THIS IS LIKE THE 2ND GERMAN FOODSONA FOR SAUER’S AISLE BUT I FUCKING LOVE HIM OKAY?! Blame @envy-denvy with our fabulous chats about this stuff! There’s like 2 more coming soon!

Anyways the little doughnut is Spritzkuchen and he’s based off of Dr. Mengele. I have been planning to make him for a while now since Dr. Mengele has always fascinated me

Spritz is insanely cheery most of the time. He has this very eerily creepy upbeat voice every time he speaks. His house has a bunch of little German chocolate dogs that he loves but are also his lab rats. Whenever one dies during an experiment Spritz gets genuinely sad. He holds the corpse as he gently caresses its face while saying “Es tut uns leid…” (I’m sorry) He also has this fruit punch juice box chained up in his basement that Spritz says is his favorite subject. Every night Spritz goes down to the basement, hugs the juice box as he caresses his face while saying “Ich liebe dich” (I love you) three times, exactly. He’s a pretty fucked up product and he’s the smallest German product so far, even shorter than Edsel. 

Spritzkuchen has two Apfelstrudel assistants named Conrado and Frantz who are twins. They’re in a weird polygamous relationship since it’s all too fitting. Conrado’s name means honest adviser and Frantz’s name means free man (the irony). They always do what Spritz tells them to do despite Conrado thinking that these aren’t safe medical practices. He’s a very honest and wise strudel. Frantz on the other hand thinks that knowledge show be obtained by any means necessary. Polar opposite brothers that Spritzkuchen is obsessed with. 

College Confession #51

One day while walking to a block party on campus for homecoming, my roommate saw on snapchat a husky puppy that was on campus. As she was watching the video I looked up and saw the exact dog she was seeing on her phone. I tapped her and said “hey look!” and she started screaming and running.

The girl only had slippers on so she fell face first into the pavement but kept going. Like, didn’t even get up she just kept crawling and screaming towards the guy, who looks terrified at this point, and his little puppy.

She got to pet the dog, her knees were bleeding, and I nearly pissed myself laughing.

-Rowan University

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Will Graham Appreciation Post No. 4

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I love you and you love me, too. Will you please just admit it.
Yeah, yeah, maybe I do.
Well then what’s the hold up?
The hold is that the last time we did this, it damn near killed me. And I hated myself for hurting you.

I like to think that if Merlin had actually had a chance to raise Aithusa, he’d probably treat her like a slightly larger than average cat. Playing with feathers to stimulate her hunting abilities, making little basket nests for her to sleep in, dressing her in tiny sweaters, the whole nine yards. 

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My Top Five Will Graham’s Cutest Moments

In chronological order

  1. Will lets the dogs out, Œuf (S1E04). That last moment of peace at his little home with his dogs.
  2. Will sees the dogs when he gets home. Yakimono (S2E07). How can your heart not burst at that smile?
  3. Will sees Kevin. Shiizakana (S2E09). Another rare candid smile.
  4. Will’s feeling randy. …And the Woman Clothed with the Sun (S3E09). Poor lonely Will.
  5. Will says please. The Wrath of the Lamb (S3E13). Picks up the mic, dusts it off, and asks Hannibal what he wants to sing as their duet. 

requested by granpappy-winchester who knew what I needed to spend my afternoon thinking about.

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TMI/TID Fancast: Dylan Sprayberry as Alexander Gideon Lightwood

“It made no sense that his eyes had been drawn to Alec, over and over again. Alec had hung to the back of their little group, had made no effort to attract the eye. He had striking coloring, the rare combination of black hair and blue eyes that had always been Magnus’s favorite, and Magnus supposed that was why he had looked in Alec’s direction at first. Strange to see the coloring that had so distinguished Will and his sister, so many miles and years gone by, and on someone with an entirely different last name …

Then Alec had smiled at one of Magnus’s jokes, and the smile had lit a lamp in his solemn face, making his blue eyes brilliant, and briefly taking Magnus’s breath away.”