I need to talk to someone about how beautiful Sam is
FRIEND I AM HERE FOR THIS CONVERSATION
would you like to talk about his squishy little nose and the way he scrunches it when he’s confused?
do you want to spend time discussing his perfect profile? (look at the line of his chin AND DESPAIR)
What about the way that he smiles when he’s flirting with Dr Cara in Sex and Violence? (we could probably spend the whole time discussing that one episode, LET’S BE REAL)
It’s definitely worth dwelling on the cheekbones and their chiselled improbability…
… or pondering the beauty of each individual hair of his eyebrows (to say nothing of the starburst eyes).
Lizzy Bennet’s heaving bosom ain’t got nothing on Sam’s
and sometimes he can be extremely distracting with his tongue.
As Dr Cara so wisely observes,
Also a problem? His back
and the staggering size of his hands.
This of course is merely scratching the surface. I haven’t mentioned his moles, his dimples, the beautiful stubble along his jawline or the lustrous beauty of his hair. I haven’t discussed his long long legs or the way that his T-shirts swing around his waist because of his inhumanly broad shoulders. Nor have I mentioned my particular obsession with his bare feet, when we’re lucky enough to see them. I haven’t been able fully to discuss the agony provoked by his smattering of chest hair nor by the rare and oh so delightful flash of his smile. And I haven’t even begun to deal with the beauty of the booty.
OH SAM YOU ARE TOO PRETTY FOR WORDS.