and him telling saul whats up

So, I had a dream last night that has been haunting me all day. Maybe if I share it I can let it go a little :D

I’ve been re-reading (in some cases, reading for the first time) the Nero Wolfe books, by Rex Stout, which are classic golden-age murder mysteries. Usually I read for 15-20 minutes before going to bed. Last night I fell asleep while reading, and I had crazy-ass Nero Wolfe dreams. 

I dreamed that Nero and Archie were on a case, and somehow Archie ran afoul of the baddie, whose name very improbably was “Vic”. Archie ends up almost-dead in the hospital, which understandably ENRAGES Wolfe.

Vic, who figures out what he’s done, sends Wolfe a letter saying he’s very sorry, he know what he did was a dire mistake, and he’s leaving town. Wolfe is not placated, and says so.

Archie finally wakes up and finds that his hospital room is full of orchids, but no Wolfe; Saul Panzer tells him that Wolfe has gone to seek his revenge

At which point my dream did an epic smash-cut to Nero Wolfe, hot on Vic’s trail, out on the open road, blowing through the empty midwestern plains on a motorcycle. 

I am so sad I woke up before I got to hear his monologue on the horrors of riding a motorcycle. 

surprise (an antoine griezmann imagine)

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You’ve always been a terrible liar.

You could never get away with lying to teachers about homework, or come up with white lies on the spot to get you out of sticky situations. More importantly, you couldn’t lie to Antoine about your plans for his birthday.

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howard-ly  asked:

you think nacho and jimmy probably ended on bad terms considering he name dropped/sold him out to walt and jesse so quickly? or he died and it wouldn't have mattered if he said his name anyway

Ok, I gotta say I am DOWNRIGHT FLATTERED that I’m the one BCS fans come to to discuss Nacho’s character arc. I AM 

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Twelve Breads to Woo Them

by @alliswell21

Prompts: Multiple

Day 7: Mistletoe

Rated: G

Pairing: Everlark

I apologize for the length of this bad boy, I’ve had technical difficulties lately, computer has been very friendly, so I combined days 4, 5, 6 and 7, into this nice mashup. 

Please excuse any mistakes you may find while reading this chapter. 

Thank you for your support!!!


Prim sits bright eyed in one of the dented tin chairs in the audience side, and holds her breath in awe, while listening delightedly to the children’s rendition of Yuletide Star.  

“The choir sounds very good, Katniss. I’m so proud of you!” she says during a break. She sighs wistfully, “I wish I was allowed to sing with the little kids. It just looks like so much fun… I mean, look around you, all the paper stars as backdrop to the song and then all the crumbs on the kids’ faces! The government seems to be stepping up, doesn’t it? Sending cookies in for all this little ones. Most of them are Seam too! This is gotta be the greatest treat for any of them!”

I agree, it is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for the children of the district, but for some reason Prim’s wrongly attributing the gift to the leadership of New Panem, makes my blood boil.

“The government had nothing to do with the cookies.” I snap shortly.

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A Night at the Fair! Part 1

i’m really sorry about it being so long, i have no idea how to do a ‘read more’ thingy so ill just apologise greatly now about it clogging up your dashboards! Sorry!

Rae wasn’t looking forward to the fair at all, a night spent watching Finn and Olivia together sounded more like hell than the fun she had been promised by Chloe. Even Izzys infectious giggling when she saw all the bright lights at the entrance couldn’t cheer her up. She’d promised though so here she was. She took a deep breath to calm herself.

Why the fuck did i agreed to this!

She reluctantly followed Chop, Izzy and Archie through the crowd towards the burger van. However she’d been feeling before was nothing compared to feeling she got deep in her stomach when she saw Finn and Olivia stood waiting for them, they were facing each other with sickening smiles plastered across their faces.

you can do this!

Rae slowed down dragging her feet, watching as Izzy went and hugged Olivia. While Archie ran straight at Finn jumping up and down, the couple of cans he’d had on the way definatley having an effect on him. The closer the gap between her and Finn got, the worse she felt. Pretty soon she’d have to say hi, make conversation and act like everything was great.

I can’t do this!

I can’t do this!

“Rae” she turned towards he name, breathing a sigh of relief as she spotted Chloe rushing towards her a huge grin on her face. Pulling her into a hug she thankfully led her away from the gang, away from Finn and Olivia and over to a small group of men.

“Right this is Ian” Chloe pointed “That’s Ben, that’s Joe”

“An this…” Chloe released her grip from around Raes neck and went and stood behind the last of the men “Is Saul” She wiggling her eyebrows suggestively then she walked off to where Ian and the other guys were stood in a group laughing.

Saul gave her a huge smile, she looked over at Chloe confused then back to Saul. What was Chloe playing at.

Fucking Chloe!

She smiled back feeling uncomfortable. She wasn’t good in these kind of situations and Chloe knew that, but she’d still fucked off and left her……. typical Chloe.

“You look nice”

Is he talking to me?

“What?"  Rae wondered if she’d heard right.

"You look nice” He repeated with a laugh.

“Thanks” Rae laughed relaxing slightly.

“Chloe’s told me alot about you”

Rae’s face dropped.

“Don’t worry, its all good” Saul laughed.

“Oh thats good then, i dont need to kill her” Rae faked a laugh, she glanced over to Chloe again to see her looking back with a huge grin on her face. Rae couldn’t be angry with her, afterall Chloe thought she was doing something good. She gave her a small smile then looked  back at Saul who was still staring at her.

The conversation with Saul seemed to just flow, she wasn’t used to guys openly flirting with her. So when Saul offered for her to hang out with him and the rest of them she agreed. Happy that she had something to distract her from the awful night she thought she was gonna have.

“Come on” Saul said, he grabbed her hand and started to lead her away.

Rae looked back at the gang messing around, part of her wished she was staying with them, but the other part was so glad to be getting away from Finn and Olivia. Knowing she wouldn’t have to watch them be all loved up together made her smile genuinely for the first time since entering the fair.


Finn looked up to see Rae walking away into the crowd hand in hand with that Saul bloke.

I can’t believe she’s fucked off with him, she doesn’t even know HIM!

Finn kicked the ground looking down at his feet. He turned back to the gang adament that he was going to enjoy himself too.

no more moping about, Rae’s clearly not!


Hanging with Saul was proving to be a good idea, they seemed to get on really well. Chloe, Ian and the rest of the guys had wandered off somewhere leaving them to just walk around talking. Even though she didn’t find him that attractive it was nice to talk to someone who listened and cared what she thought. But after a few hours conversation started to sag, so Saul had suggested they play some games.

“Here do you want a go?” Saul asked holding out the last ball.

Rae shook her head, she threw like a girl ironically and she didn’t want to look stupid. He gave a small shrug then threw the ball, knocking the remaining metal bottles down.  Saul pumped his fist agressively and laughed in the stall holders face as he passed him the stuffed animal he’d won.

Rae wasnt paying attention, she was too busy searching the crowd for a glimpse of Finn. She knew she shouldn’t watch them together. She knew the pain that would linger deep down after seeing them, but she couldn’t help it. It was her fault she wasn’t with Finn anymore so it was like her way of punishing herself for being weak. She was pulled from her thoughts by Saul’s hand squeesing her arse.

What the fucks he playing at?

“Wheres Chloe?” She asked using it as an excuse to move away from him and scan a different part of the crowd.

“Dunno” He mumbled turning to look too.

Rae knew full well she was only two stalls down pretending to struggle to hook a duck, she’d spotted her before on her search for Finn, but she carried on pretending to scan the crowd til Saul nudged her on the arm.

“Shes there” He pointed

Rae looked over to see that Chloe had got what she was wanting, Ian was now pressed up behind her, his arms reaching forward holding onto the rod with her. They hooked one straight away and Chloe was rewarded with a stuffed frog teddy.


Finn felt his stomach drop as he watched HIM slide his hand down Raes back and gave her arse a quick squeese. He couldn’t see Rae’s face, so he had no idea if she liked it or not.

What does it matter Finn? She’s not your girlfriend anymore!

He kept telling himself the reason he cared so much was because he didn’t trust this Saul guy, but it wasn’t just that. The thought of her being close with any guy made him feel like he’d swallowed a lead weight.

He hated the way they were now, they weren’t close anymore. He missed just hanging out listening to shit reggae, he missed her going on about anything and nothing. He missed her!

You need to fix this Finn!

“Should we go on the big wheel?” Finn was pulled from his thoughts by Olivia nudging him on the arm.


don’t do it to yourself!

She spotted them all back at the burger van.

Probably Chop’s idea!

Finn looked so happy as Olivia fed him a chip.

She turned back to Saul with a sigh, why was she being this way. Saul was being lovely with her. He was making it pretty clear that he liked her so Why did she keep wishing she was here with Finn instead, when she could see he’d clearly moved on.

She had to stop this, she needed to focus on Saul. On the guy that she hadn’t pushed away……..yet!

“So, what would you like to do now?” She asked giving him the best smile she could muster.

“You want some food?” He shrugged pointing over to the burger van. Rae felt herself tense, she found it hard watching Finn with Olivia from across the field, she couldn’t handle standing next to them, they’d try and talk to her and then she might just punch Miss Bailys and ice square in the face.

“Na i’m good” She tried to act cool but inside she was secretly pleading for him to suggest something else, anything else.

Please! Please! Please!

“I’m gonna get a hotdog, you sure you don’t want anything?” He asked placing his hand on the small of her back and leading her to the van and towards guarnteed pain.

“Rae!” Archie shouted as he spotted them.  Bouncing over to her with a huge grin. “Wheve’ve you been hiding?” He slurred slightly giving her a hug.

“Just hanging with Saul” He released her and dragged her over to the gang only letting go when she was stood firmly between him and Chop.

“You sure you don’t want anything babe” Finns head shot up at the word 'babe’ to see Saul stood behind Rae with his head rested on her shoulder. She gently nodded and smiled, watching him as he went to line up before turning back to the group.

“So hows it going Raemundo?” Chop asked with a suggestive smile.

“Alright” She shrugged.

“Who’s he Rae?” Izzy said looking over at Saul who was now being served.

“One of Chloe’s mates” Rae said turning to her with a smile “He’s in his twenties”

If Finn could rub Olivia in her face then she was gonna do the same with Saul.

“He seems abit weird” Finn said much to Olivias annoyance.

“Na, hes really cool” She replied with a little smirk.

Ha is Finn bloody Nelson alittle jealous!

Rae looked down at her watch to see it was only eleven. Time seemed to have gone so slowly, she realised how much she wished she had stayed with the gang when Saul appeared at the side of her and signalled for them to go.

She gave them a quick wave and followed Saul over to a nearby bench. Sitting down next to him she allowed him to put his arm around her. Uneasiness washed over her. She didn’t like how his hands were always somewhere on her, either around her shoulders, holdings her hand or squeesing her arse. She was pretty sure that he’d tried to grope her tits as well earlier but she’d brushed it off as accidental. 

This is getting to be beyond a joke!

“You don’t look like your enjoying yourself?” Saul asked glumly before taking a huge bite out of his hotdog.

Was it that obvious?

“I am” Rae plastered on a fake smile. Although she wasn’t she didn’t want him to know that. He looked genuinely down that she wasn’t enjoying herself. Although his touchy feeliness was part of the problem it wasn’t why she was feeling so down.

Saul didn’t seem convinced “You wanna get outta here?”

Rae looked over at the gang wistfully wishing Olivia would just bugger off.

She watched as Olivia wrapped her arms around Finn’s neck and move in for a kiss. Rae looked away quickly before she saw anything else, just the thought of them kissing made her go cold. The overwhelming need to be as far away from them as possible now outweighed the uneasyness she felt about Saul.

“Yes please” She smiled

Rae ignored the suggestive smile that spread across his face. Hoping it was just her mind playing tricks on her.

“There’s just something i want to do first” He said stuffing the last of his hotdog into his mouth messily.


Finn pushed Olivia back lightly before the kiss went any deeper. He wasn’t in the mood for her constant affection tonight. He ignored her groan and looked around spotting Rae in the distance being led towards one of the stalls. They stopped and Saul picked up a big wooden gun on a chain, he was clearly trying to impress her.

Clearly he doesn’t know Rae!

“Finn, whats up with you tonight?”

Finn reluctently turned to Olivia who clearly wasnt happy.

“Nowts wrong” He shrugged, this wasn’t the time and place to be having this conversation. He just wanted to have fun, which was proving to be very difficult.

“Really?? Thats all your gonna say?"   He watched as she turned and huffed off over to Izzy and Chop.

He knew he should follow her and appoligise, but he didn’t. His head was all over the place and he wouldn’t of known what to say so  Instead he looked back over to find Rae staring back at him, her back to Saul while he played with the gun. He watched as she turned her head slightly and said something. he must of replied because she began to turn back around.

No Rae, look at me! Please!

It happened before Finn could do anything, Rae turned to look at Saul just as he was turning to her, resulting in the gun colliding with Rae’s nose. She hunched over, her hand up to her face in obvious pain.


"Oh shit, sorry Rae” Saul said flinging the gun back onto the stall ledge. He placed his hand on the small of her back.

holy shit this hurts!


Rae looked up to see Finn jogging over, the rest of the gang close behind.

Christmas thoughts

Hello Emus! After what it seems a month and a half, here you have what I’ve been writing. I took a long time because of holidays (you know, people go out and do stuff and have fun and blablabla). After watching series 3, although I really liked it (i didn’t like some parts but i kept positive about most points), writing it was difficult. Why? Because they’re not a couple anymore. I thought they were going to keep an opening ending with their relationship, but the thing with Katie just broke me. 

I needed to think how I was going to keep writing stories about my favourite otp ever, even if they were no longer together. It’s been a sad process to me and not having stuff from series 3 to read, it was harder. I NEED YOU TO WRITE HAPPY STORIES AND HAPPY SERIES 3 AUS FOR ME!!!

Anyway, after the last episode I became with this idea and I started to write it through my free and happy time. Now it’s here. I hope you like it. 

Thank you for every like and comment I’ve received through these two months. I know I haven’t posted anything and I’ll try to write other stuff asap, so thank you all. Especially, the kind messages I’ve received. Emus, you’re lovely ♥



She lies alone for the third night in that empty flat far away from home.

Four months ago, she was leaving her family, friends and town for the promising Bristol. She thought she could make it, and she did. After two lonely and dark weeks on her own in a city she didn’t know, she started to do everything by herself. She made friends, she passed her exams…

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Say It Ain't So, Part 11

Hey everyone, Sorry it took so long to get part 11 out.  I hope you like it. Let me know what you think. Forgive me if I tag you twice or miss your tag. Forgive the typos. One more chapter. The other parts are here

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Rae tapped her toe against the chair leg. Her arms were wrapped around her body and she was paying close attention to a bit of fuzz on her legging. Kester cleared his throat for the third time and then took a deep breathe. 

“You want to talk about what happened?” Kester offered again. Rae could hear the buzz from the florescent light above. She took a long slow breathe and slowly looked up at Kester.

“Not really,” she shrugged and returned to the fuzz.

“Rae, what’s going on, we’ve made so much progress. I’m trying to help you here.” Kester leaned back in his chair and rubbed his hand over is face. 

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I'mma Rip His Dick Off

So basically, I gave in and decided it was finally time for me to start writing some MMFD stuff. This is my first ever MMFD piece and I don’t really know if I’ve grasped the characters that well yet, but I hope to improve with some practice, so be nice (I know you will)

Also, I’m the kinda person that really like prompts because I need something to spark an idea, so if you’re finding that you have prompts that all the really good writers haven’t gotten around to yet because they are too amazing, shoot it to me if you like. 

Summary: Finn finds out about Saul. Warning: Some coarse language, may be triggering I dunno. 

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just finished the entire animorphs series and read all of the ending for the first time, and holy shit woah. I think I loved that ending but I honestly can’t tell yet. Here’s my rambling, liveblogged thoughts on it all under the read more (spoilers to heck and back obviously. are there even people animorphs can be spoiled for anymore? best to play it safe i guess)

  • oh good Jake sees the pure, ruthless, straight line from A to Z, this won’t end horribly AT ALL
  • Jake what are you doing are you lying and using literally everyone you know, leave the Chee out of this please
  • verisimilitude, that’s a big word for a 16 year old kid who hasn’t paid attention to a thing except animal-based military strategy since the 3rd grade
  • no wait james and his team aren’t actually dead are they
  • they can’t be
  • they’re innocent disabled kids you can’t actually kill any of them off what the hell if anyone had a surefire chance of living it was these kids that’s not how this game is played who are you george rr martin???
  • come to think of it whatever happened to Chapman + his yeerk, they were kinda big characters. the animorphs obviously didn’t bring him onboard the pool ship but then how did they force erek to do their bidding while they were up there, did they just tie him to a tree in the valley with rachel’s sister pointing a gun at him or-
  • you can’t end it like that what nooo
  • oh good we’re gonna open 54 with a recap, this is exactly what i felt like reading after getting massive confirmation with who was gonna die from the inside cover of all places
  • she mentions the taxxon rebellion as the start of something big but uh did they ever do anything on the ground, like, what have they actually done to pull their weight here??? Not a god damned thing???
  • i’d like to see gedd get drunk actually, is that a thing they do for fun, have yeerks ever been permitted fun
  • not jara hamee noooo he was so brave and kind and we haven’t even seen him in ages. this is on par with killing tonks and lupin, that was just pointless and mean :/
  • Marco’s loving this talk with the andalites, i think he’s more pissed off at how the andalites abandoned them out of all of everyone. poor Tobias though ;__;
  • woah, only one of the talk shows marco mentions is still on air, i suddenly feel old
  • “a Spielberg movie about us. Animorph. Come on, you gotta love that” WELL THEN WHY DOESN’T IT EXIST??? (except definitely not spielberg. i’d rather something animated, like, a teen titans/young justice kinda deal that went on for 80 episodes, not that i’ve put any thought into this)
  • “I wrote a book, with some help from a ghostwriter.” Drawing from personal experience to write this one I see, Applegate
  • i had to google what a palm pilot was, christ
  • rime of the ancient mariner? even when he’s mr hollywood marco betrays an unexpected wit, that’s really cool to see honestly
  • morph therapy omg that’s great, sign me up please. I have a feeling I’ll need it after this.
  • visser one has half a dozen lawyers defending him in court??? who would ever willingly take that job? are they controller-lawyers or are they just dudes like saul from breaking bad, tell me more about them please
  • Marco just hit jake in the head while in gorilla wtf dude. I know we live in a universe with joss whedon-laws where people can be safely knocked out whenever you want with no brain damage but that still seems kinda rude
  • still no shoe morphing? I could have sworn they learned how to do that towards the end of the series, huh. It would have been a cool touch if they did figure it out towards the mid 40’s, just a lil something to acknowledge them being the undisputed morph champions of the universe. Plus I thought that andalite lady Ax liked morphed shoes no biggie, so at least cassie should be able to right
  • Jakes getting better! And while I totally get and even appreciate Cassie being with someone else, another larger part of me is just screaming ‘what is this a stephen king novel, no, i did not read 62 books to see no one get together we needed this, if Jake is better what barrier do they have now’
  • no scans don’t crap out on me now, we’ve been through too much to stop here, you’ve been good all book just keep it together a lil more okay
  • super subtle mention that the next president of america is female, niceee
  • “And of course the inevitable bogus Tobias sightings.” omg there totally would be
  • we just mentioned tobias’s mum without mentioning, y’know, where she is. or where most of their parents are doing now. Woulda been nice to see Eva at Visser One’s hearing, like a reverse Visser chronicles kinda deal. was kinda hoping tobias’s mum would at least try to do something about his self-imposed exile, but noooo, he was super duper hopeful towards having her in his life in the last books and was staying human to be around her where did that all change shouldn’t he have clung to her more in his grief? (you can see i’m already in denial) That or he coulda thought about becoming a nothlit finally, like how in 41 he became Ax and stayed that way that was super cool and great on every level
  • “I had seven cars. A butler named Wetherbee. (Actually his name was McPherson, but I liked the sound of ‘Wetherbee.’)” I fucking love Marco and everything about him, he was born to be a millionaire
  • [shivers like a dork]
  • “We spent the next six weeks wandering around the system, seeing some cool things on strange worlds, but no evidence of Kelbrids.” that sentence alone could be a damned mini series ugh
  • “ram the blade ship” OKAY THEN.

everything about this ending is meant to imply they live and get into yet another big war like old times and their adventures continue, which is honestly really great, except y’know, you ended it on something way more suicidal than usual with no indication anyone makes it out of the next 5 seconds alive, and Ax might be dead already? He’s at least been absorbed into some kinda mysterious entity, who coulda at least been confirmed to be the voice that put Jake in the future. hnghhhh. not sure how i feel, i’m gonna go listen to owl city songs on repeat for an hour and try not to cry, see you all tomorrow.

(feel free to reply to this anyone, I’d love to meet more of the animorphs fandom and find out where there is to go from here. Is there fanfiction that needs to be read? Maybe anyone’s redone the ending? same for theories/fanart/overly long accounts of marco using morphing power for sex/etc etc etc)