and hes hella gay

I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:

Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.

Think about it.

Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.

Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.

They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.

Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.

The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.

Everybody wins. Nobody dies.

Random ML headcanons (feel free to add on)

• Chat Noir is more Tumblr famous that LB

• A lot of people at school ship Marichat considering he has saved her like 6 times

• Ladybug and Chat Noir fight non-Akuma crimes/ disasters too

- “ it’s getting a lil heated” “chat we’re in a burning building”

• Marinette is a really good singer

• Akuma Alerts (yknow like the ones that show up on your phone)

- Also “Chat Noir on the loose” because he runs around quite often and happens to scare a lot of parisians & tourists because they think an Akumas happening

• Because Chat Noir runs away around so much like 60% of Paris knows him personally

• Marinette has a disguise just incase she loses her earrings

• Marinette’s bakery is #6 on TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN IN PARIS

• Everyone in social media trinna figure out who these kids are

- “this week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we cover the mysterious secret identities of Ladybug and Chat Noir.” (don’t fuck with me i love Ryan and Shane)

• Adrien curses like a sailor

• Nino was probably Vine famous before it shut down

• Marinette’s grandmother is Miranda Priestly from The Devil Wears Prada

• Marinette is the girl who thinks she’s total shit but half the school has a crush on her

• Adrien pretends he doesn’t know (cmon guys he’s chat noir)

• Chloe is hella gay

• Marinette considers Chat Noir as one of her best friends

• if Chat Noir was ever to visit Mari (like in the fanfics), she’d probably beat his ass with a lamp

• Nino calls Adrien “Rupunzel” sometimes

• The whole class constantly do the “The Floor’s Lava” challenge

• Adrien reads Ladynoir fanfiction

• The public thinks LB & CN are perfect for each other too

-Ladybug = logic and strategy

-Chat Noir = passion and trust

^ literally what’s on half of their merch

• there’s a whole brand of clothes based of Akuma’s costumes

• Father Tom is taller that Father Gabriel

• Marinette feels bad because everyone hates Lila so she takes her in

• Alya is a die hard Game Of Thrones fan

• Chloe has pictures of Sharpay Evans, Regina George, and Chanel Oberlin in her locker for inspiration

• Mari listens to Cardi B

• LB & CN hang all their fan letters and fan art on their wall

• Adrien’s middle name starts with an “A”

- so his anitial’s are “AAA”

• Ladybug likes to take the children from hospitals and orphanages shopping on their birthdays and holidays

• whenever kids are asked what they wanna be when they grow up they say “Ladybug”

THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN

• Mari gets “mistaken” for LB a lot

-*in the bakery talking to an american tourist*

“has anyone ever told you you look like Ladybug?”

“no, they usually tell me i look like Marinette.”

“who the fuck is that?”

“me, bitch.”

• Kim and Mari are really good friends

• Chat Noir likes to jump scare LB

-she usually just laughs “you’re an asshole Chat Noir”

  • *after hearing about Sirius and Marlene's breakup*
  • James: where's Sirius
  • Remus: he's grieving
  • Sirius: *running through the walls, screaming in homosexual*
  • IM FREE!! IM FREE!
(BMC) Pride Month headcanons, pt 1: Boyf riends

My contribution to Pride Month, part 1!! RichJake will be the continuation :’)

-Michael goes to Pride every year
-It’s become like a second nature to him
-It’s June 1? Quick, google when the Pride Parade is, missing it is not an option!!
-He likes to get decked out in full rainbow gear
-Rainbow tie-dye shirt? √
Rainbow superhero cloak to wrap around himself and Jeremy if it gets chilly? √
Rainbow nail polish? √
Rainbow spray-paint & glitter for his hair?√
-The last two are water-washable, just in case Michael’s dad is home when they get back
-Jeremy usually comes over and helps him get prepared
-He personally never gets involved to that extreme, but he thinks its adorable that Michael does
-Michael decides to return the favor one year, and with Rich’s help makes him a ‘I’m Heere & Queer’ t-shirt
-Jeremy face-palms so hard
- ‘I am NOT wearing that’
-But Michael is so eager and happy that not only does he wear it at Pride, but also at school sometimes
-'No homo though’
'Jeremy we’re dating
'stILL’
-Sometimes Michael puts makeup on too
-Nothing too extreme, just some eyeshadow
-Jeremy thinks its gorgeous
-He learns all about skin shades and color pallettes just so he can help him out
-Turns out he’s actually pretty good at it
-Over time, he convinces Michael to try lipstick and blush too
-Rich teases the hell out of them both, but that’s okay
-Once, it’s raining at Pride
-Jeremy says they should go home
-Michael says scREW THAT
-He pulls out an umbrella and marches his way through the parade screaming
-No words
-Just aHhHhhhhAHhhhAaaa-s
-Along with the occasional 'YO I’M GAYYY’
-Whenever someone yells something homophobic back at him, he grabs Jeremy and kisses him
-Jeremy originally finds this mortifying
-He even apologizes before realizing how stupid that is
-After Pride they always head over to Jeremy’s house first so they can get all the makeup/glitter/paint off
-(And also so they can have some time to themselves)
- 'I love you, Michael Mell’
'Of course you do– I’m your favowite person’
-B o y f r i e n d s a t P r i d e ! ! !

The last session of D&D I was in (homebrew campaign)
  • DM: The captain's price for transporting your group to Ravencrest Boulder is very high. 10 gold for a round trip (1 gold is equal to 10 US dollars).
  • Sorcerer: I want to flirt.
  • DM: The captain is male.
  • Sorcerer: So?
  • DM: Fair point. Roll to see if he's gay.
  • Sorcerer: *rolls a 14*
  • DM: He's hella gay. You flirt with him and get a 5 gold discount.
  • *they arrive at the island*
  • Sorcerer: I want to give the captain a goodbye kiss before we enter the ruins.
  • DM: Roll.
  • Sorcerer: Why?
  • DM: I have my reasons.
  • Sorcerer: *rolls a 20*
  • -----------------------------------------------------------
  • They are in a relationship now.

more gems from the official kh CoM novel:

I wonder if I really will meet someone from my memories in this castle… I want to meet—Sora. More than Kairi, more than anything, I want to see Sora. I want to see him—and apologize.

….hmmmm

As long as I was with Sora, I could go anywhere. That’s what I thought. 

…..HMMMMMM

“Kairi, wait here in front of the door. I’ll go get Sora!”

“Wait, Riku!”

I broke into a run, ignoring Kairi’s voice. It was because I had to go get Sora.

Sora! Sora! Sora! We can get outside of this world!

O___O

At that moment, I didn’t even notice what was happening around me. I didn’t even look. Sora, at the end of my outstretched hand, was so much more important than everything else.

PLEASE! 

I hate how Sora tramples on my heart unaware. It doesn’t mean I hate Sora himself—but to me, who will never be as gentle and honest as he is, I get jealous, I can’t stand it…

*SIGH* i’m out

Metamorphmagus!Draco

I have a lot of feelings about this headcanon and I really need to talk to you about this. Okay? Okay, good.

We all know that the metamorphmagus gene is in the Black bloodline, right? I mean after all Tonks was a metamorphmagus and her dad was a muggle, therefore she had to inherit the gene from Andromeda, who’s a Black.

Now, what if DRACO had inherited the gene?

THERE IS A LONG ASS MOTHERFUCKING POST UDNERNEATH THE CUT.

ENJOY.

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Bob and Alicia Zimmermann pulling out that Pan and Bi Pride on the same year that Jack and Bitty come out. And some reporter asks, “are you doing this in support of your son?”

And Bob and Alicia are just like, “we’ve been doing this since forever? Supporting Jack is a nice addendum to our agenda, but the main point of wearing lgbt+ colors is because we’re also Hella Gay?”

“Boy’s gotta get it from somewhere am I right?”

And that just kind of explodes everywhere.
And Jack is just very confused because “they can’t come out if they’ve never been in the closet. They are at times embarrassingly open.”

Things I love about Baz

-his opening sentence
-his hair (hc that it’s fluffy in the morning)
-soft baz
-literally tried to set himself on fire then stopped bc Simon kissed him
-his adorable crush
-I love vampires ok
-and wizards
-and he’s gay
-like hella gay
-he loves Simon so much
-he’s on the football (soccer) team
-pLOTTING
-he tries to be edgy
-but is a cinnamon bun

Please add on
When You’re Closeted and Awkward:

Imma tell you the story of when Freddie was dating Rose Rose aka Rosemary Pearson. And he was desperate to meet her gay friends and went on and on and on and on until she cracked and she allowed him to meet one. (His pestering her constantly about it actually made her angry)

I am torn between feeling really sad for him and laughing. Are you ready for this awkwardness? Let’s go.

He arrived hella late to the theatre. It’s Hamlet…as if he’d have the attention span to sit through that. No wonder he was late.

I think she was trying to set them up - as friends at the very least!

Freddie was too nervous! Patrick’s backing off, shit’s too awkward.

This plan went tits up…

I am screaming!!!!!

He’s so adorable…he wanted to meet a gay man but couldn’t face it!!! This was not an isolated incident either. He just wasn’t ready…poor Freddie. Anyway I think this post needs a photo of his face from that time. Just look at him, the poor awkward pickle.