and here i am using at least one of them in this one

anonymous asked:

dragon age inquisition companions reacting to the inquisitor being ill? (thank you so much!!! i love your guys reactions!!)

Cassandra: She orders them back into bed and has them lie down. She doesn’t want anyone else to get sick and wants them to rest and get better. She asks if they’d like any books to keep them occupied and hopes they get well soon. If Romanced: She hangs around his quarters, reading from a book (perhaps poetry) as her beloved coughs and sits in bed, complaining and miserable. “You will be alright,” she reassures, “just relax. I am here.”

Blackwall: He visits them in their quarters to check on them and asks how they’re feeling. He abashedly scratches the back of his neck when they reply. “Right, foolish question. Just rest up, we need you back with us.” If Romanced: He spends the whole damned time she’s sick with her, not worried in the least if he gets sick as well. She voices her concerns over it, and he just smiles wryly. “It’d hardly be the worst thing in the world, my lady. I’ve survived far worse.”

Iron Bull: If they’re out and about, he’ll haul them back to bed and tell them to rest. He has the kitchen make them something hot to clear out their lungs. At some point, he visits them and offers some of his hot cocoa. “A hot drink will clear out your lungs,” he says cheerfully, “my tamassran would always make us drink and eat hot food and it worked. Feel better soon, Boss!” If Romanced: He hangs out with them most of the day. Every ten minutes or so, he makes them drink some tea. They groan and complain, but they do it, and they feel a lot better in a surprisingly short time. When they pass out, he gently tucks them in and leaves them be.

Sera: She drops by now and then to check on them, and she winces when they cough. “Ugh, that’s bad. Sounds and looks like it. Feel better soon, we need you.” She knows they’re bored, so she’ll talk with them for awhile until they start nodding off again. If Romanced: She spends much more of her day up in her girlfriend’s room, wanting to ensure they don’t get any more ill than they already are. “I need you to be good again. Soon. Please? It’s no fun pranking without you.” She makes her eat even if she doesn’t want to and makes sure that she rests.

Varric: He drops by now and then with updates about what’s going on around the keep– wry remarks and snark– and it makes them smile. He’ll also regale them with stories about when Hawke was sick and the sort of shit they tried to pull, and it makes them laugh, and feel a little better. He also sends them some books to keep them busy.

Cole: He was the first to sound the alarm on them being sick. “Weary, lungs shaking, hot fire burning in my throat, nose stuck and still, a sticky feeling all over. You have a cold.” They wouldn’t rest after he came to them and told them he felt their pain, so he told the healer. The healer did a quick examination, agreed, and send the Herald up to rest. He visits them from time to time with whatever they need, if they run low on anything. “You should be better soon,” he says, “everyone is worried…”

Dorian: He visits them periodically and attempts to use his magic to help their symptoms. In the meanwhile, he shares gossip about other people in the Inquisition to keep them entertained. If they so much as smile, he’s happy. “Ah, and a beautiful smile comes out,” he says cheekily, “you’ll be back to normal in no time!” If Romanced: He fusses over him more than he would like to admit. He nags him a lot more to take his medicine and listens to his complaints sympathetically. He’s relieved when he can get him to sleep and rest– he wants his amatus better again as soon as possible.

Solas: He has remarkably little experience with the common cold, but he tries to help with their symptoms with a few spells. He urges them to rest and sleep as much as possible– it will let their body recover while they roam in the Fade. He does ask Josephine if she would like any assistance in the meanwhile. If Romanced: He frets over his vhenan endlessly, checking on her in waking hours repeatedly and asking her how she’s feeling. She assures him that she’ll be fine, but it does little to soothe him. He takes to visiting her in the Fade, sleeping as much as she does, and is happy to see her cold symptoms, for the most part, do not plague her there. He will dream with her as long as it takes for her to get better.

Vivienne: She drops by periodically with elfroot potions to ease their symptoms. It tastes foul, like very bitter cough syrup, but they ingest it at her behest. She orders the kitchen to make them tea and soup regularly, like Bull– it will make them feel better. “Feel better soon, Darling,” she says very gently as they begin to slip back into sleep when she’s about to leave, “we need you back with us.”

Leliana: She actually places someone by their quarters to make sure they don’t try to escape their room– she doesn’t want them to get more ill than they already are, and doesn’t want them to spread their disease. She has the healer bring her updates on their condition, and she doesn’t worry as long as they don’t get worse. She does drop by at least once, though, to tell them she hopes they get better soon.

Cullen: He tries his best to help Josephine with some of the work left over when he’s not too busy. He considers posting an extra guard by their door, but Leliana assures him that she has it covered. He manages to visit them at least once, and he tells them he hopes they feel better soon. If Romanced: He’s stressed, to say the least. As soon as he’s done with work, he’s off to be by her side. He drops by the kitchen and has them make a specific recipe for chicken noodle soup, the same recipe his mother made him and his siblings when they were sick. He’s willing to make it himself, or he would be, if the chefs didn’t shoo him out. When he has to get to work, he leaves only very reluctantly, pressing a kiss to her forehead before he goes.

Josephine: She can handle work while the Inquisitor is ill– she doesn’t want them out and about. A sick Inquisitor does not look good to visitors. She strictly forbids them from being disturbed about work, and takes on an increased workload just to make sure of that. When the Herald finds out, they thank her profusely, and she just smiles. “Just take care of yourself, Inquisitor. We all want you at your best.” If Romanced: She takes on the workload, and continuously asks for information about her beloved. She’s stressed and worries about them constantly, and whenever she can spare a moment, she’s off to check on them. The Inquisitor wryly tells her to relax, lest she get sick, too, and she sighs. “I don’t know that I can, my love. Not while you are ill.”

This makes me even more upset.  I’ve already posted some of my musings for VIXX here. I’ve talked about how much I appreciated them. What kind of group decides to go all out in one year - in order to make 3 comebacks for us? What kind of group decides to make a song dedicated to fans and a MV that included no barriers between themselves and their Starlights? 

The photos have already been removed by the user, the user has already apologised on twitter - or so I’ve heard. But why do you guys keep flaming him about it? Leo has his own life y’know. I’ve been having a bad feeling these days and as I logged on instagram and tumblr - I saw Leo’s instagram post and the issue being posted on Tumblr, itself. 

I am THOROUGHLY disappointed to say the least - I am LIVID. If you’re one of those people who have said something harmful to Leo, even if YOU’VE SUPPORTED THESE ACTS. Please get the hell out of this fandom. You should know that Leo is a human being, he has feelings and emotions. ALL OF THEM DO. VIXX has been getting so much hate, hate that they do not deserve at all. 100%. They’re tired, they strained themselves because of us - some of them even resulted in fainting. 

If you want to come up to me and fight me with this argument, then fking bring it on. You should be grateful that they’re such a hardworking and humble group - you should at least show your support to the things that they do no matter what. 

To everyone who has shown support to VIXX and Leo despite all of these toxic ‘fans’, you have done a good job and please continue to show them love. Stream Milky Way, stream The Closer. Do anything you can in order to OVERPOWER the hate. 

Starlights, we must stick together. I really hope Leo doesn’t stop smiling, I really hope everything can be cleared. I really hope VIXX will be okay. I feel like crying right now.

HOLD ME MY FELLOW BRIGHT LIGHTS.

AIDS PRIDE 24/7

My fantasy is to be at an orgy with eight to 10 naked, sweaty men, all at least 35 or older who are full-blown AIDS fukkers. All of them have the look of HIV: lean arms and legs, vascular muscle, obviously sunken facial cheeks, a few even with hard Crix bellies or buffalo hump. We are meeting in play room with slings, mattresses, tubs for piss play, lots of mirrors and porn on big TV monitors. All of us are stroking our big, heavy dicks. Talking about and praising AIDS brotherhood and the masculine way of AIDS on AIDS fucking only.

I am here to reaffirm my devotion to Satan and appreciation for his AIDS seed. It begins with me sucking every man’s cock and drinking hot piss from each one. I lie in a tub, and all gather around to drench and baptize me in their toxic urine. One skinny guy even has KS lesions (a rare find with today’s meds), which I lick and bathe with my tongue like a hungry dog. The air is thick and rancid with the smell of poppers, ripe pits, piss stink and cigars.

One fullblown fukker is around my age but looks older from the long-term effects of smoking, drinking and AIDS. He’s skinny and has deep facial wasting, but his cock is at least eight inches, thick and capped with a fat mushroom head and a 00-gauge PA. He pulls me up out of the tub, takes a hit from his cigar and locks his lips over mind, his tongue, spit and smoke flooding into my mouth. I slurp hungrily at his mouth and go weak from the smoke and an intense desire to become impregnated with this primal animal’s dirty seed. I fall to my knees to worship his body and his disease, thrilled that he will be the first tonight to ravage my stud cunt with his lethal cock and spew poison deep inside my guts. 

I get slammed good to prepare my mind, body and soul for ritual AIDS rape. Soon I’m in the sling, flying high and begging for cock, cum and virus like a crack whore. The fullblown fukker slams his meat into my cunt, and the other men gather around me, stroke their cocks, piss on me and down my throat while praising Satan and AIDS honor.

After my AIDS buddy shoots his toxic sperm in my guts, he catches his breath while pissing inside my hole too. He pulls out his meat, and the other pigs rush to my gaping hole to drink the unholy cesspool of poison cum, piss and a trace of blood gushing from my cunt. I lick the mixture off of my maker’s AIDS cock, and soon a second pig steps up to continue the ritual, and I continue sucking cocks, drinking piss and giving praise to Satan for welcoming me to his family.

After a full night of ritual breeding and FULL BLOWN orgy fucking, takes me to a bathhouse for AIDS honor. I demonstrate full submission to AIDS and Satan by shedding all pretensions of dignity and self respect. I wear a collar and walk around fully naked on a leash as he invites strangers to cum and fuck his new slave raw. Men jump at the chance to bareback my ass, and soon I am in our large room, getting fucked with the door open and more men watching. I am bred for hours and devolve into a shameless AIDS whore.

At the next brotherhood gathering, I take my place as a AIDS brother and devoted son of Satan. My acceptance is celebrated with an AIDS orgy. 

Cinnamon Roll Jacob Kowalski

*spoilers for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them* 

Okay I saw the movie last night, ~loved it~ and though there are a million and one big things I want to write about that I adored, I’m just gonna limit myself to one detail here: 

Jacob was ecstatic about Queenie’s magical baking. 

Am I the only one who thought this was huge? Totally representative of his character? Like, here’s this guy who is thrown head-first into the magical world and (despite well-meaning friends) probably feels at least a little self-conscious about it. He’s the one asking all the questions. He can’t defend himself against these forces. There’s the constant threat that his memories will be stollen at any moment… Jacob is the odd man out, and he no doubt really needed to hear Queenie’s “you’re one of us.” 

On top of this, Jacob has been suffering through a completely thankless job and he doesn’t seem to have any friends/living relatives to help him through it. In fact, from what little we know of his life, he doesn’t seem to have much beyond his baking, which he thrives on. There’s such PASSION there! Yet right at the start of the film he’s told that, no, you can’t have your own bakery. You’re stuck in this job. You let your grandmother down

Now combine that with the ‘wow-I’m-the-only-muggle-surrounded-by-astoundingly-talented-wizarding-folk’ feelings and anyone’s self-esteem is probably gonna take a hit. Yet Jacob remains optimistic, upbeat, and above all, loving. 

Even when Queenie makes an absolutely astounding strudel. That’s important. Just imagine that feeling. The ONE thing we know Jacob is really good at/passionate about and this witch - this gorgeous, kick-ass, ‘oh-I-can-read-your-mind-nbd’ witch - walks into his life like, “Yeah. I can do that too. I can make it taste like the best thing you’ve ever eaten. Oh, and I can do it in about ten seconds flat, including intricate decorations. That’s magic for you.” 

Most people would have become jealous after that. Angry even. Not Jacob though. 

He’s thrilled, 100% supportive of her accomplishment. He praises Queenie’s work, falls head-over-heels for her, and even takes the time to cue Newt into the fact that he should really sit and join them. 

(I’m headcanoning autistic!Newt REALLY DAMN HARD btw please protect my wonderful son

What I’m saying is that all these characters are precious to me, but Jacob is a particular brand of cinnamon roll that is well and truly too good for this world~

Supervision || Wade Wilson x Reader

A\N: Writer’s block is a bitch. Finally got the motivation to finish this. I am seriously very sorry for the long wait. Enjoy you guys.

Prompt No.20: “It’s all about skill, precision and- oh fuck just hit it!”

Request: “Okay, this is gonna be hilarious. Deadpool with prompt 20, please and thank you! ^w^”


“You know it’s surprising that they actually left us here unsupervised,” you said as you propped your feet up on the work table. Wade and you were here to assist the Avengers on one of their missions. Or at least that was the intention with which you two came to the Tower. Steve and Natasha were not so hot with the idea of you two accompanying them but Tony and Rhodey agreed that you two were needed. So as the Avengers were discussing the situation in the living area of the tower, you and Wade were left alone in Tony’s lab, the sacred area.

“Are you fucking kidding? I am supervision! I’m a fucking responsible adult!” he swivled around knocking tool box to the ground, making you raise your eyebrows at him. “That was already on the ground before I got here.”

“Yeah sure it was,” you rolled your eyes at him getting up from your spot and walking around to him. “The last time you were here Wade; you blew up the microwave because you forgot to take out the spoon from the bowl you were heating.”

He bent over in fake pain. “OW. Hitting me right where it hurts!”

You shook your head and stepped to where a strange contraption was placed. “Man, Stark does work on very weird stuff.”

However, Wade wasn’t listening to you. He was looking around the room, narrowing his eyes. “Hey [Y\N]? Does Rob- I mean Tony have any cameras installed here?”

“Uh, I don’t know. Why do you ask?”

“I’m getting a strange feeling like I’m being watched. And not by cameras. By real people. With eyes. Who are hanging on to each….and…..every…single…word I say.”

You looked at him weirdly. “Yes Wade. People have eyes. Look at this weird thing though. What do you reckon it does?”

Wade sauntered over to you and put his hands on his hips. “I don’t fucking know. That Downe- STARK, fucking shit I gotta stop doing that, sure does come up with weird stuff.”

You spotted a red coloured button and smirked. “I’m gonna press it.”

“Yeah sure go ahead. So that if we get kicked out, it’s all your fault.”

You took a step forward and pressed the button. The device started to whir and click and smoke started to come out of it. You panicked and started to press the button repeatedly in hopes of shutting the machine down. It only seemed to make it worse.

“You could lend a hand, avocado face!”

He pushed you aside and raised a knowingly finger at you. “It’s all about skill, precision and- oh fuck just hit it!”

And with that he brought down his fists of fury on the machine. It spewed out some more smoke and made more clicking noises before shuddering and stopping altogether.

“I think we’re officially banned for life,” you said horrified.

“I hate to say this, unicorn, but you’re damn right.”

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anonymous asked:

Saw your 'What are they looking at?" guide. Are you trolling us?

Not even a little bit.

Okay, some clarification.  All I am doing here is looking through my type tags, and if someone has at least one eye that is definitely looking at the camera, trying to figure out what the other eye is looking at to determine where the person’s focus point is.  i.e. What are they looking at?

And with the introverts, I have come to the conclusion that if you put a camera in front of them, and tell them to look at the camera, both eyes will focus directly on the camera.  (This is true of most cases, but there are still probably some outliers and/or people I’ve typed wrong.)   If you look at one of their eyes and then the other, they will appear to be looking at your right or your left eye.  Do they do this while talking to people, also?  Or is it only when you give them a specific point to look at?  I can tell you that in my case, this holds up when I’m listening to people, but is harder when I’m talking to people.  I’ve noticed INTJs will sometimes do the ENTJ thing where they’re staring through you at the horizon line, though, so.

And then the extraverts…

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Just because I wonder...

 if you guys would be interested. I used to and I am still writing fanfiction. Lately I try to make a real story out of it.

It’s about two guys some of you probably know about when you listened to the side bands (well at least ONE is official haha) of Green Day.

The Reverend Strychnine Twitch of Foxboro Hot Tubs and Wilhelm Fink of The Network. (and one OC but that’s not important)

I picked them since I dont want to write about actually “real” people, so I gave them each their own story and wrote with a good friend of mine for quiet a while now.

Like one is an angle on is demon and so on…

So let me know if you are interested so I would post it here or recommend me where I could post it.

Thanks for reading! 

I know how they’re gonna reveal that Keith is galra or at least hint at it some more

So one of the many attempts of zarkon to defeat the paladins is having haggar make doppelgangers of the paladins. But they use 5 of their own galra soldiers and mold them to look somewhat similar but they just look like galra versions of voltron so?? (Like how you all draw galra Keith)
Anyways haggar makes their personalities and fighting styles mostly the same (they only know as much as they see in battle ofc) and then they send the 5 to attack okay

And the paladins are like what the heck??? But they each fight their own individually anyways but there is something off about each one of them aka they’re not exact doppelgangers y'know like Lance’s is more strong than agile and Pidge’s is really slow despite being the smallest and most capable of speed ??


But y'know?? Keith’s is JUST like him in every way and it’s pretty evenly matched, fighting-wise?? Everyone finds a chink in their respective galra counterparts’ armor and they use that to kill each one except for Keith, who has the hardest time defeating his??

And eventually they work together to kill the Keith galra but at the end everyone is like wow kieth yours was really weird why was Keith’s so skilled compared to all ours?? And they think nothing of it and they mostly laugh it off but keith is mildly disgruntled with the whole situatuon and is a little freaked out and essentially that’s the end of the episode

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     BRIGHT blue eyes look down at the small wooden music box in his hands, ‘My Grandfather’s Clock’ twinkling from inside quietly. Puppet’s only been here for a couple days, but he’s managed to at least find Raven Mangle here in Seattle, which is something he is eternally grateful for. He’s sitting outside the apartments in the hallway on one of the lounge chairs, big blue doe eyes just watching the music box in his hands. He doesn’t hear the door opening to one of the apartments, but he does feel the odd change in atmosphere. One of the children is here, right this second. Of course he knows some of them are here, and he knows that a few are living in the rooms around him, he just hasn’t had the chance to meet up with them yet.

oops I minific’d again

In my head the title of this post is a Britney Spears reference, but it’s super late here and even later in the US (where I’m pretty sure my body still thinks I am), so eh

Also, these had no actual prompts I just wanted to do them, so the length is more variable and I named them with whatever came to mind first

I swear to god this is the last minific post (at least the last planned one, anyway)

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bloom (a superpower au.)

pairing: iwaizumi/oikawa, seijou team dynamics.
word count: 26,980
rating: teen
notes: written for the haikyuu!! big bang 2016 (@hqbb) , with art by @benetnash and editing by @kenmasan

Some people develop powers as they grow older; others don’t. This fact doesn’t bother Oikawa Tooru too much, at least not when he’s young. Then, at eight years old, Iwaizumi Hajime discovers his own ability. He’s stronger than anyone could be, given human limitations. It’s a broad and useful power, one that could take Iwaizumi down any number of paths in the future. He’s discovered his ability early, too, and all of the adults in the neighborhood say that he’s got a bright future ahead of him.

Oikawa could’ve told them that ages ago—he’s always known Iwaizumi is special, long before he started being able to lift furniture with one hand. Everything Iwaizumi does, Oikawa has always done with him. So he goes home and waits for his own ability to manifest.

Nearly ten years later, on the eve of the last tournament of his high school volleyball career, he’s still waiting.

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EruHan Month 2015

Hello! I’ve decided to try something different here and do a month long event for Eruhan. I mainly set this up in way so that a person can have more time to work on a item per prompt. Because I am terrible at those week long events. I never get anything done on time!! *sobs* but this gives people ONE week to do ONE prompt. So there’s five in total. Awesome, huh?

I’m placing five weeks  for any late comers have time to chip in to a least week. Do whatever you can, point is to have fun and fill in the EruHan tag with plenty of material!

Plus any old work or fics and be submitted as well! They just need to be tagged so I can find them! Tags I’m tracking will be:

eruhan, eruhanmonth eruhanweek

Event starts Aug 2nd ends Sept 6th


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This year’s theme is going to be on musical forms and genres in classical music. Each week I came up with a nonsensical phrase using terminology found in classical music. They each embody a genre theme in which will hopefully inspire your creations. I wrote ideas under each theme to give you guys a hand. :3

Rules

  • Erwin/Hanji has to be the main focus. Platontic or Romantic either works!
  • Any number of other pairings can also be included in fics.
  • Ideas listed can be combined. You’re not limited to these choices whatever fits the theme works!
  • Please rate and tag your drabbles/writing/arts/etc if they are nsfw and/or other sensitive material.  
  • That’s it. That’s all. Have fun!!

Theme: Musical Forms and Genres in Classical Music

Week one: Rhapsody in Fantasia (Fantasy)

  • Retelling of Fairytales
  • Fantastical creatures
  • Fictional Races
  • Fantasy Universes
  • Steampunk/Cyberpunk
  • Use of Magic/Alchemy
  • Fantasy Horror
  • Historical Period drama

Week two: Serenade until the Aubade (Romance)

  • Historical Period drama
  • Heartbreak
  • Confessions
  • Romantic Misunderstandings
  • Married Life
  • Dating
  • Smut, Erotica
  • Forbidden Romance
  • Secret Affair
  • Unexpected Romance

Week three: Requiem and Lament (Angst)

  • Death of one
  • Death of both
  • Loss of family
  • Loss of a friend
  • The one that got away
  • Illness
  • Tragic Accident
  • Unintentional Enemies
  • Apocalyptic: End of the World
  • Ghost haunting a lover

Week four: Waltz into a Concerto (Modern-day)

  • Office AU
  • Coffee Shop AU
  • University AU
  • High School AU
  • Army/Military AU
  • Musicians AU
  • Doctors/Medical AU
  • Flower shop AU
  • Lawyer AU
  • Persistent Reporter AU

Week five: Symphonic Poem of the Nocturne (Universe alteration)

  • Changes in canon, like a death
  • Changes in canon, like a romance
  • Fitting in a scene within the storyline
  • Hanji becoming Commander
  • After the fall of the titans
  • Life before the fall of Wall Maria
  • Past Child!Erwin Child!Hanji
  • Trainee days, Mike, Erwin, Hanji etc. (before recruiting Levi)
  • Early days of SL (after recruiting Levi)
  • One rescuing the other from a titan
  • Camping out and stuff happens
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Alright guys, here’s the deal. I’m a college student about to start my senior year (and I am equal parts excited and terrified!). I’ve been working the same job every summer for the past four years, but I found out a few weeks ago that he isn’t able to hire me back this summer, and I am completely broke.

I’m going to need at least $1500 to pay for all my school expenses, about $300 every other month for insulin and syringes for my cat (and vet bills), plus enough money to buy food, litter, uv bulbs, and all the other basic necessities for myself and my animals.

I’ve just opened up an etsy shop here where I’ll be selling primarily bookmarks like the ones pictured above, and I could really use as much help as I can get. There are only a few designs now, but I’ll be adding more as quickly as I can make them, and I already have a few ideas in mind.

So please, buy some bookmarks if you can (you can never have too many bookmarks, right?), pass this around, spread the word. I’d really appreciate the help.

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Here’s a little thing I made to appreciate not only Zayn but all of the boys being there for us for the past few years. If it weren’t for them, I wouldn’t be as happy as I am now, I wouldn’t know any of the friends I have now and I am incredibly grateful that Zayn was able to stick it out as long as he did. I am gutted that he left and I believe that they all need at least a year long break and I hope somewhere along the road, Zayn changes his mind, but I respect the decision he is making and I wish him the best.

We love you, Zaynie.

For Gray-Card Top 5 of 2015

Here are my Top Five for 2015. I have other photos, my usual architecture and plants/flowers images, that got more notes, but these first four photos highlight my reaching beyond my comfort zone to take more portraits. I am getting over my fear of portraiture; I hope to explore this type of photography even more in 2016. The following four are some of my favorite portraits:

My niece’s daughter. Pembroke Pines, 04-14-15.

Too young to use the words her look are saying. Crowley, 04-16-15.

Pow Wow in B&W IV. UC Davis, 04-11-15.

John I: Surge III. UC Davis, 09-29-15.

Then there is the last one, a selfie, which several of my “fans” thought was a great “family portrait.” This one is for them. It is added to my Top 5 of 2015 because I figure if I can make at least one person laugh at me, then I have served my purpose for being alive.

Selfie with the gang. Frankfurt, 10-18-15.

A big “Thank you” and Happy New Year hug to the folks at @gray-card for giving members of the Tumblr photography community a year-end chance to celebrate by sharing our work.

Boueibu Background Characters - Part 1/???

I had the nagging feeling that I’d seen this kid before episode 8…

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five reasons - pt. 3

Summary: Dan has five good reasons why he wants to marry Phil,but it’ll take him at least four tries before he actually proposes. (Based on this post because it fitted too well to resist.)

Warnings: all fluff, no real warnings. parents!phan painting walls. it doesn’t get much more domestic than this.
Word count: 900 omfg what happened

Part 1 | Part 2

A/N: Y'all loved the first one of these, and I saw so many lovely things in tags and reblogs that I had to get another one up stat! No promises for daily updates because work + uni soon, but I’m hoping to have this series pretty much done and dusted by Monday (9th Feb)! I don’t own Dan and Phil, I am not either of them, I insinuate nothing, none of this is real, etc etc etc. Don’t sue me.

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