and her mommies

A quick and simple reason that The Good Doctor is already helping people spot what autism might look like in a not-negative way:

I was at the grocery store with mom, waiting for her to finish at the checkout. I had my No Gloom ‘Shroom in my mouth and was twiddling my thumbs to stim. I didn’t assume the pose consciously; it was noisy and I was trying to bear it until my mom got her change put away.

A little girl (probably 6 or 7 years old) looked at me, looked over her shoulder as her mom led her towards the door and turned to look over her other shoulder as she exited the door. Then I heard her shout, “Mommy, that lady acts like Shaun on TV!”

Her mom didn’t miss a beat and said, “Maybe she’s autistic like Shaun.”

Ding ding ding!

Lazy Days with Tom (and Tessa)...
  • waking up, stretching, then turning around to face Tom who was already slightly pouting, wearing his signature puppy dog eyes
    • please,” he’d whine while making grabby hands towards you
    • sighing but finally giving into him
  • that day would be a designated lazy day where you’d do nothing but stay in bed and cuddle 
  • and fuck 
  • he’d have bedhead the entire day and it made him look that much more soft 
    • “mmm, you’re so warm,” he’d mumble into your neck as he draped his body over yours
  • hearing light scratching and whimpering at the door signalling that Tessa was up and not happy that she had not been fed yet
    • “she’s your dog, you feed her,” you’d argue as you both figured out who would have to get out of bed
    • “but you’re her mommy,” he’d pout and bat his eyelashes for extra effect making you roll your eyes and sigh
  • eventually you both get up because neither of you came to a conclusion 
  • Tessa jumping all over you and Tom once the door is opened
    • “c’mon, darling, this way,” Tom would coo at Tessa and you’d just swoon even harder for him
  • feeding Tessa before you even think about your own breakfast
    • “what do you feel like eating?” You ask before Tom comes up behind you, wrapping his arms around you waist and resting his head on your shoulder
    • but then whispering “you,” in your ear before lifting you onto the counter 
  • kitchen sex is a given, duh
    • “so really, what do you want for breakfast,” as you both become giggly messes cleaning each other up
  • deciding on pancakes cause its cliche and easy to make 
  • Tom eyeing the batter, wanting to stick his finger in it to smear it on your face
  • you aren’t dumb and you see right through him
    • “don’t even think about it,” while you’re in the middle of flipping a pancake
    • he just freezes because how did you know ????
  • him dancing around the kitchen with Tessa distracting you to the point of almost burning the pancakes 
  • him finally being useful and setting the table and cutting up some strawberries 
  • instead of sitting across from you, he set the table so he’d be beside you and you think it’s the cutest thing ever
    • “I just like being near you s’all,” he shrugs but you see the blush 
    • “I like being near you too,” you say, pressing a kiss to his cheek before grabbing his arm so he’d sit as well
  • having friends play in the background as you both talk about whatever comes to mind
  • he ends up smearing the maple syrup over your nose as you squeal 
    • “I’ll get it,” with a smirk and a wink before he kisses it off
  • you washing the dishes and him drying them because you’re a team™
  • Tessa getting ansty knowing she wants to go for a walk and probably go to the bathroom 
    • “we can let her out in the yard, she’ll be fine,” he promises but you see how sunny it is outside and suggest to go for a walk instead
  • even though it’s sunny, it’s pretty cold so Tom bundles you up in his sweater, pulling one of his beanies over your head, and pressing a kiss to your nose
  • Tessa almost dragging Tom around the park 
  • you can’t stop laughing at it
    • “baby it’s not my fault, she’s a strong girl,”
  • finally the three of you are getting pooped so you head back
  • where Tom pulls you into bed almost the second you’re back in your room
    • “let’s take a nap,” he mumbles 
    • he’s out before you can even reply
  • but you just play with his hair deciding on catching up on your reading since this is the only peaceful time you have 
  • Tessa barging into your room and jumping onto the bed, waking Tom up 
  • you can’t even scold her because Tom loves her so much 
    • “aw babygirl just missed her mommy and daddy,” he’d chuckle as Tessa cuddled in between the two of you
  • she’d get so many belly and head scratches 
  • best day for her hands down 
  • but then Tom shooing her away out of the room, confusing you
    • “why’d you kick her out ????”
    • “because I don’t want her seeing what’s gonna happen next,”
  • lazy, but passionate sex 
  • twice
  • Tom ordering pizza and setting a timer for when it should get there 
    • “it it’s not here in forty minutes it’s free!!” 
    • and you’d just laugh at him but it’s so cute 
  • flipping a coin to see who has to answer the door 
  • it ends up being Tom and he just grumbles about how you’re lucky I love you
  • he ordered so much pizza for two people 
    • “there’s no way we’re gonna finish all this,” 
    • “I’m a growing boy, let me eat,”
  • more sex because he can’t get enough of you 
  • but when it starts to get dark you lay your head in his lap as he plays with your hair while watching a movie 
  • you don’t realise you’ve dozed off until Tom’s peppering you with kisses
    • “I made us some tea, love,”
  • taking the mug and thanking him before cuddling into his side once again 
  • deciding to play mario kart but it just ends up in Tom whining like a little baby because he can’t seem to win against you 
  • makeup sex !!!!
  • finally you’re both getting tired
  • and Tessa’s already in bed with you, cuddling with you both as you and Tom just stare at each other in complete darkness 
    • “I love you so much, darling,” he’d whisper into your ear, sending shivers down your spine 
    • mumbling, “love you more,” in your drowsy state 
    • hearing a faint, “love you most,” from him before falling asleep against his chest with a smile on your face
  • Tom watches you drift off thinking how he’s the luckiest guy before falling asleep himself


"Close the floor. Close the floor. CLOSE THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW!!!"

*context* : our party fell into a maze dungeon full of undead and minibosses. So far all had been avoided when we reach a door that leads to a room with bones, flesh and other….horrors. In the center of that was a child vampire given orders by her “mommy” to kill anyone who passed through.

Our Antipalidan: “So is there any way to go AROUND you?”

Vampire kid: *sarcastically* “The walls”

Our Mercenary *rolls nat 20 to punch a wall, revealing a room full of bones*

My Swashbuckler: “Whats that?”

Vamp: “Oh thats my sisters room”

Antipalidan: “Close the wall!” upon which the mercenary covers the wall and rolls another nat 20 to punch the other wall.

DM: you see a dragon pinned up and broken to the point it can only spit acid

Swashbuckler: “Close it!” Mercenary covers the wall again.

Mercenary: “Fuck it. Im gonna roll to punch the ceiling” *rolls ANOTHER NAT 20 and we see a kitchen*

All of us climb up a rope and the antipalidan starts yelling. 

“Close the floor. Close the floor. CLOSE THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW!!!”

Our DM threw the mercenary’s dice to make sure it wasnt loaded (it wasn’t) and broke because we successfully avoided any fight when he planned out every little detail. 

DM to our Mercenary: “Add a plus twenty to damage when its towards structures or buildings”

Kobayashi-san Chi no Maidragon Episode 4


So baby dragon gotta get supplies for school. Dragon mommy and baby dragon do their usual shit, playing with literally everything.

They have their fun.

And baby dragon Kanna finds this little backpack charm and she just loves it and thinks it’s so rad.

But then her one backpack alone is like 38000 yen, which is like 350+ American dollars, but her thing is only 500 yen. And Kanna’s pink human mommy is like “wow that’s mad expensive, hold on lemme get my card.” Kanna thinks she’s putting financial strain on human mommy because of how expensive her supplies are, so she puts her 500 yen charm back on the rack.



She’s concerned and is so shook about life she needs to hold her mommy’s hand.

And to top it all off, she even tries to find ways to give back to her mommy.

She’s such a sweet little dragon bean, that pink mommy is just like, no, my little girl deserves at least this tiny little trinket.

And baby dragon is about to cry, like maybe she feels she doesn’t deserve it, but human mommy just loves her so much it hurts, and baby, in turn, loves human mommy so much it hurts.

Maybe I’m reading into this a bit much, and while I could do that, I could also just as easily read between these lines with a fuck you because I’m crying, this is like the total opposite of a tragic heartbreak and I’m not-so-low-key sobbing here.

Gosh I fucking love Kanna. 

anonymous asked:

Congrats! And I'm sorry but does anyone notice that you have your mom under mommy, cause I thought I was the only one who still calls there mom mommy!

when i was in 8th grade full-blown emo phase i was like “mommy can i call you something besides ‘mommy’. im a teenager i need to grow up.” and she was like “yes of course!!! absolutely sure” and i was like “cool thanks m….. mm…. mmmooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…y” i couldnt say it i couldnt not say mommy


You acted like the bad guy in front of her, but I know you’re hurt inside. I was aiming for that.