and he's like are you ellen

so in one of my classes we were making moodboards, just pieces of paper with magazine cutouts that represent us pasted all over them and this guy i’ve never talked to leans over and he’s like ‘you’re gay, right’ and i’m like ‘…sort of?’ and he silently handed me a cutout of ellen degeneres and went back to his work

OH, I forgot to reminisce about a good thing yesterday! The one part I really love from that Ellen interview:

Louis cannot RESIST, this felt like a snippet of the endless commentary on Harry that Louis is always holding back…

You know something is a favored story for them when it includes hand motions. Look at how happy Louis is demonstrating the legs, he’s loving thisssss

I bet they’ve been through this many times before. Liam is like “yeah, good one”, Niall still thinks it’s beyond hilarious but Louis is really invested in the analysis and telling of the story. God, I bet they laughed but this flooring mishap must have killed Louis a bit, right?? This is a man who enjoys kicking water bottles out of way so Harry doesn’t trip over them.

Louis has ENDLESS commentary about this, ajsdfjjk, second watch through… time for Louis to go in depth

ZOOMED IN ON HIS POINTING IS EVEN WORSE!!  He’s like “wait wait this is my favorite bit!!” Whyyy does he make even Harry falling seem like the most brilliant thing. That he did well somehow, he looks so proud! He loves him so much, it’s incredible.

One Word

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Tags: Smut, slight daddy kink, slight dirty talk

Words: 1639

Note: Shameless smut, pretty much Porn Without Plot.

Originally posted by hunterchesters

Tags: @mrswhozeewhatsis, @drarina1737, @voidobsession, @milkymilky-cocopuff, @ellen-reincarnated1967, @ilostmyshoe-79, @kittenofdoomage, @onlygodcanjudgeme-sh, @charliebradbury1104, @cici0507, @muchamusedaboutnothing, @thing-you-do-with-that-thing, @thelittleredwhocould, @castieltrash1, @theoneandonlysaucymo, @meeshw777, @professional-pandagirl

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I know that Mary’s covering up her involvement with the British Men of Letters in this specific scene, but it does feel like her approach to hunting is different to John’s, and by extension Sam and Dean’s. She sets out to build networks and alliances with other hunters (which feels like it’s a more common approach?), whereas John burned bridges with Ellen and Bobby, two of the few other hunters he interacted with, and seems to have raised his sons with the expectation that they would hunt mostly by themselves. 

  • Lou Ellen: We each need to pick someone from the original team, and perform their role in the group! We can be exactly like them... but better!
  • Will: That... sort of makes sense.
  • Lou Ellen: I call Annabeth! I'm obviously best suited to being the boss.
  • Cecil: You are very bossy.
  • Lou Ellen (voice breaking): Thank you.
  • Will: Then I'll do what Grover does!
  • Lou Ellen: Cecil, you can be Percy.
  • Cecil: Which one is he?
  • [Lou Ellen makes a disgusted face]
  • Cecil: I'm joking.
  • Lou Ellen: Great! You're already in character!
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MERLEX || Meredith x Alex || GREY’S ANATOMY || S13E07 || “She talks sooooo much.”

Nico wanted to pull away. He hated physical contact. But Will was a lot stronger than he looked. Nico found himself leaning against him, relying on his support.
‘Take this,’ Will said.
‘You want me to chew gum?’
‘It’s medicinal. Should keep you alive and alert for a few more hours.’
Nico shoved a stick of gum into his mouth. ‘Tastes like tar and mud.’
‘Stop complaining.’
‘Hey.’ Cecil limped over, looking like he’d pulled a muscle. ‘You guys kind of missed the fight.’
Lou Ellen followed, grinning. Behind them, all the Roman guards were tangled in a weird assortment of ropes and bones.
‘Thanks for the skeletons,’ she said. ‘Great trick.’
‘Which he won’t be doing again,’ Will said.
Nico realized he was still leaning against Will.
— 

The Blood of Olympus

We don’t talk about this a lot:

First - Nico still hates physical contact, but is still leaning against Will; no one is forcing him.
Second - he talks to Will, Cecil and Lou Ellen get back and he STILL is leaning on Will..:3

Destined To Be

Lucifer x Reader (Supernatural)

A/N: So, this takes place during Season 5, Episode 10: Abandon All Hope.


Fear filled the air like a foul stench. It was not your fear, however, but the fear of your friends.

Castiel had disappeared with barely a word. Hellhounds had begun closing in on you, Sam, Dean, Ellen, and Jo. As far as you could tell, everything was hopeless.

Then why weren’t you afraid?

Why did you slowly walk away from your friends and follow that little voice that had been buzzing in the back of your mind since the moment you arrived in this hellish town?

The answer was simple: Lucifer.

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Daddy Kink

Pairing: Jared x reader
Words: 556
Warnings: smut, daddy kink, slight spanking kink?
Summary: pwp
A/N: Ok so I’m sorry this is so short but I promise there’s more smut and definitely more (and better) daddy kinks coming soon(: Also please forgive me for the very uncreative title but I didn’t know what to call it.
As always feedback is welcome and appreciated <3
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 *not my gif*

You watched as Jared’s darkened green eyes roamed over your body in an oversized t-shirt. He moved slowly toward you, wrapping his large, veiny arms around your waist before pulling you closer. You gasped as he sucked at your pulse point. “Are you ready, baby?”

You could barely breathe so you nodded in response. He pulled away, staring into your eyes. “I need a verbal answer.”

“I’m ready.”

He smacked your ass, making you whimper. “Try again, baby girl.”

That pet name drove you crazy. “I’m ready, daddy.”

He growled. “Better.”

His daddy kink never ceased to surprise you. It rarely showed but when it did you knew it would be hard to walk for the next few days.

He wrapped your legs around his waist, picking you up. His hands gripped your ass as his lips clung to your neck, your nails digging into his back. He slammed you against the wall, his erection pressing into your core, causing you to moan and grind against him. 

He put you down, still leaning against the wall as he threw one of your legs over his shoulder. Your breathing got heavier as he trailed kisses on your thighs, desperate to feel his tongue pressed against your middle. You ran your hands through his hair, grabbing fistfuls as his tongue circled and sucked at your clit. He slid his tongue from the bottom of your slit to the top and you whimpered as he pulled away. “Does baby girl like the way that Daddy’s tongue feels?”

You could see your juices on his face as he looked at you. “Yes, Daddy.”

You bit your lip as he wrapped your other leg around his shoulder as he picked you up again, tossing you onto the bed before crawling over you, his bare chest hovering over yours. His lips crashed into yours, sliding his hands up your shirt and pulling it over your head. He pulled back, admiring the way you looked underneath him as he palmed your breasts. You gasped as his tongue flicked your nipple, making you arch your back into him.

“Please, Daddy.”

“Please what, baby girl? What do you need?”

“Need you inside me, Daddy.”

He pulled away and flipped you onto your stomach. He wrapped his hands around your waist and pulled you up so you were on your knees. He trailed his thumb over your slit. You moaned into your pillow, fisting the sheets as your walls clenched around nothing.

“Fuck me, Daddy.”

You whimpered as you felt another smack on your ass. “Be patient, princess.”

His hands roamed over your ass as he teased his cock over your entrance. He let out a groan as he slowly thrusted into you, letting you adjust to his length. His hands gripped your waist as his thrusts got faster, his fingers leaving bruises as they dug into your sides. Your muffled moans got louder as you felt your orgasm approaching, your legs shaking underneath you.

“I’m gonna- Can I, Daddy?”

His thrusts grew faster as he bent over and whispered in your ear. “Cum for me, baby girl.”

He growled into your hair as your walls clenched around him, bringing him to his own orgasm. His thrusts slowed after he spilled into you. You fell to the bed and Jared crashed next to you, pulling you into his chest.

THE ELLEN SHOW: Chapter 9

A/U: Hope you guys like this. God knows I sure did. 

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Without looking away he pulled the guitar strap over his head and placed the guitar on the floor carefully. Only looking away a moment to do so, he turned back. His hand reached up and quickly wrapped into your hair, it caught you by surprise and your lips parted again as he pressed his firmly onto yours again. You body melted into him and fell soft.

Kissing he leant into you and your body, it dominated over yours. His hand was strong on your head holding you to kiss him. You embrace it and kissed him harder, wanting more. You body curled into him and pressed against his body, you hands began to move trying to find any part of him to grab. A hand pressed on his side and your fingers urgently dug to get him closer. He responded and leant in more, his chest pressing into you.

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Nico coming out to Hazel

Art + Fic because I’ve had this small fic sitting around in my drafts for awhile and felt like publishing it. Thanks to everyone who came to my stream!! Drawing this one was a lot of fun.

“Yeah, I uh…” Nico’s gaze was faraway, and he began to twist at the ring on his index finger. Nico sighed and looked away. “Forget it.”

Hazel stuck out her lower lip. “Nico, what’s been eating at you?” She murmured tenderly. Hazel took a step closer to her brother, and Nico shuffled his feet in response. “Don’t think I haven’t noticed you disappearing again.” She blinked slowly, not looking away from Nico’s dark, hollow eyes. He wouldn’t meet Hazel’s gaze. “C'mon, sit down at least.” She reached out and gave a little tug to Nico’s wrist.

They sat down at the base of a tree and gazed out at Camp Half-Blood’s morning-bustling troopers. They were far enough away, though, that they couldn’t hear more than an occasional pegasus whinny from the stables or giggle of the naiads in the nearby lake. Nico stayed quiet, and the two siblings sat in silence, listening to the stream.

Hazel shuffled through the river rocks at their feet and handed Nico a smooth, flat one that. “Here, watch me.”

Nico tossed his gaze over at Hazel, then at the rock before taking it from her hands. He followed Hazel’s lead when she threw the stone into the river, except Nico managed to skipped his three times.

“If there’s… Something you want to talk about, I’m all ears.” Hazel spoke quietly.

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Caught in the Flashes

(gif credit to the creator)

Pairing: Misha x Reader
Word Count: 1,062
Warnings: none
A/N: Here is my entry for @mysteriouslyme81‘s gif challenge! My prompt was the gif above. HUGE THANKS to @iwantthedean for brainstorming this and giving me a premise and @ellen-reincarnated1967 for the title. Italics are a flashback. Hope you guys like it! Anyway, feedback for this is awesome! :)

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That’s My Girl

Chris Evans x Reader

Summary: Chris Evans is in the middle of an interview with Ellen DeGeneres when he’s asked about his relationship with you while you sit and watch in the audience.

Warning: Fluff, maybe a little bit of language.

Note: It might be a little short, so sorry about that, but I like how it turned out and I hope you do too.

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The Ellen Show: Chapter Four

AUTHORS NOTE: So yeah we made it into a fanfic. After a lot of feedback from you all I have decided not to change much. I feel that you all are liking it the way it is, so I should stick to that. As always I appreciate feedback good or bad. Anyways I hope you enjoy this, as I’m excited to move forward into this more and get some stuff going with lover boy. ;) ENJOY

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The line was silent for a few moments and I felt my heart beating inside my chest. Shawn shifted uncomfortably on the other end of the line. The silence continued on and I was just about to ask my question again when he began to speak.

“Well, uh. Yeah. I wanted to talk to you about something.” He spoke, his voice was awkward.

You sat down on the hotel bed in your room. “Okay?”

“Okay.” He paused and then gave an uncomfortable laugh. “Well, I’m not really sure how to say this.”

Your heart was racing in your chest. You had no idea what to expect but from his tone, you weren’t expecting it was good news.

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Nicole Kidman will be appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today (February 9, 2017, 3 pm).

Here is a clip (x) of her chatting with Ellen along with a funny exchange of them discussing Alex:

Ellen: “…and Alexander Skarsgård is your husband?”

Nicole: “Yes.”

Ellen:  "And he’s fantastic.“

Nicole: "Yes. Why are you looking like that?” (laughing)

Ellen: “Why are you looking that way? I’m saying that he’s fantastic. What’s wrong with you?” (audience laughter)

Nicole: “Cause everyone always asks me about him.”

Ellen: “Oh, well I’m not asking like that. (audience laughter) I’m just saying that he’s great.”

Nicole: “Yes, he’s very good in it. As it unfolds you see it’s a really complicated…” (Photo of Alex as Tarzan appears in background which Nicole and Ellen also see, audience screams and applauds) He does not look like that anymore.“ (audience laughter)

Ellen: "He does not look like that anymore. He still looks good but he does not look like that.”

Nicole: “Definitely not like that.”

~Be sure to catch Big Little Lies on Sunday, February 19, 2017 at  9pm ET/PT, on HBO! ~

Sources:  Video:  TheEllenShow YouTube (x), Our cap/transcription.

Stone Cold Sober

Pairing: Dean x Reader
Words: ~1,145
Warnings: mentions of drinking and drunk dialing.
Summary: Dean finally realizes that he needs Reader in his life.
A/N: For @impalaimagining ‘s 300 followers writing challenge. My song was Stone Cold Sober by Brantley Gilbert. Hope you like it(:
Tags: @fangirl1802 @jared-padaloveme @disneychic8  @ellen-reincarnated1967 @fernandasvaldi @tmccarney @atc74 @supernatural-jackles @jensen-jarpad  

Originally posted by littleblondesamoan

Dean had been drinking a lot more since you’d left him. He’d call you at the same time at least once a week when he needed to hear your voice and he’d always say the same things: that he loved you, he missed you, and he wanted you to come back. Your response was always the same. “You’re drunk, Dean. You don’t mean any of this.”

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Justin Bieber: Friends on Ellen 2

Words count: 1712

Warning: None

Part 2 to this. Advice reading it first.

Summery: Being Justin Best Friend and going on Ellen, and having LOTS of fun.

“We’re back with (y/l/n) and Justin Bieber.” Ellen said and you the camera zoomed out and you were all setting on the floor. “Now you may be wandering why we’re sitting on the floor.” Ellen let out a laugh. “Well we were talking, and (y/n) said that she loves to sit on the floor while playing.”

“Yes! It’s so much fun.” You shrugged and smiled.

“Yeah that’s a must in her house.” Justin said sadly as if he hates it.

“AND Justin loves it.” You gave Justin a glare.

“Okay, well we’re playing two games, we’re first who’s most likely to.” Ellen said. “Each of you has a paddle with each of your names on it and I’m going to ask you question and you’re going to show the name of who you think is most likely to do it.”

“Let’s get started.” You said.

“She’s really competitive by the way.” Justin said, and you nodded.

“Very.”

“Well that makes, everything better.” Ellen said and she got the first card out. “Okay first one: Who’s most likely to have children first?”

“Wait accidently or planed?” You asked and Ellen looked at you and so did Justin. “What?” Ellen laughed and so did Justin.

“Planed.” Ellen said and you moved the paddle to show your name, and Justin did the same. “Okay (y/n), next question: Most likely to have sex more often?” You burst out laughing, and Justin shook his head, you both moved the name to Justin’s. “I like that you two seem to agree.”

“Yeah, they’re straight obvious questions.” Justin said.

“Next one: Who’s most likely to get cheated on?” Your eyes widened, and you turned to Justin, you both moved the name to your owns name. “Wow, why’d you both think that?”

“Well, I wouldn’t want him to get cheated on so I’d prefer myself to get cheated on, rather than him.” You said and Justin awed and hugged you to his side.

“I basically couldn’t see her in that pain and going through that.” Justin said and everyone awed.

“To a lighter one: Who’s most likely to become very fat within the next five years?” Ellen asked and you moved the paddle to Justin’s name and he’s to yours.

“I AM a model so I watch what I’m eating and I work out four times a week.” You defended yourself.

“I go on tour and I dance, so I have to keep fit to be able to do that.” Justin said, and frown.

“We’ll be able to see in five years.” Ellen said and you nodded. “Who’s most likely to cry in public?”

You kept the paddle on Justin’s name and he changed it to his name.

“I already cried in public a few times, and she never did.” Justin said.

“Yes, I think everyone remembers that.” Ellen said and they showed a funny picture of Justin on the big screen when he was crying, it wasn’t funny but the angle it was taken was funny, and you burst out laughing. Ellen laughed at your loud laugh. “Who’s most likely to forget birthdays?”

You didn’t move the paddle from your thigh. Justin moved it to your name and you looked at him shocked.

“JUSTIN!” You yelled.

“What?” Justin said innocently and everyone laughed.

“I don’t think any of us ever forgotten any birthday.” You said and Justin made a thinking face and nodded.

“Yeah, that’s true.” Justin said, you leaned to Ellen.

“He’s a traitor, I think you’re going to be my best friend.” You told Ellen.

“I wouldn’t mind that.” Ellen said and you gave her a hug and moved closer to her.

“NOOO, don’t take my best friend from me.” Justin whined and pulled you away from Ellen.

“ELLEN! HELP ME.” You yelled.

“No, I’m too lazy.” Ellen said, and waved you off. You gasped, and pouted.

“Then Andy’s going to be my best friend.” You told Ellen and Justin, and looked to Andy Ellen’s producer.

“What?” Ellen asked faking shocked.

“Yes, me and Andy bonded.” You shrugged.

“We did.” Andy said laughing.

“Well that’s an interesting turn of events.” Justin said and hugged you. “But you’re not going anywhere, you’re MINE.” You let out scream.

“Well that’s all for this game.” Ellen stood up and moved you to another part of the stage. “Each of you well be blindfolded and we got other males and females that will come and you’ll try to find each other.”

“Oooh interesting.” You said and rubbed your hands together.

“I’m winning this.” Justin said confidently.

“Okay Justin you’re first, put the blindfolds on.” Justin does as Ellen tells him, and then some girls come out, dressed similar to you with same hairstyle and all. “Okay, now (y/n) you go and stand with the girls, anywhere you’d like.”

You silently went and stood in the middle. A grin on your face and you tried to compose yourself.

“Now Justin you can do as you like, just remember when you’re touching them, that any of them could be your best friend.” Ellen said and Justin smirked and raised his hand in front of him to try and find the first girl, and with the help of Ellen he found her.

“Can I tickle them?” Justin asked Ellen, and you shook your head no.

“No you can’t.” Ellen said and tried not to laugh at Justin’s childish act. Justin touched the first girl’s hair and then her face, he even smile her.

“That’s not her.” Justin said after he smelled her which made you make a face.

“How are you so sure?” Ellen asked the question that was in your mind and everybody else’s.

“She doesn’t have (y/n)’s perfume.” You honestly were impressed. Justin then moved to the girl on your left, and touched her hair face and traced her outfit lightly, and even smelled her. “Um, I’m not sure about this one.”

“Okay, then next one then.” Ellen helped Justin in front of you. You closed your eyes as he touched your face, hair and smelled you.

“This one could be her, but I’m not sure.”

“Well you still have two to go.” Ellen said, and Justin did what he did to you and the other girls to the remaining two. “Okay, who do you think is (y/n)?”

“Well the first one wasn’t (y/n)” Justin said and the audience clapped.

“You got that right.” Ellen said and you smiled.

“The fourth and fifth weren’t her either.” Again the audience clapped. “That leaves us with the second and the third.”

You and the girl stood next to each other. “Do you want to chick again?” Ellen asked Justin and he agreed, after another inspection.

“Okay, I know which one is (y/n).”Justin said and you grinned. He took a hold of you and said. “This is (y/n).”

“You’re right.” You said and kissed his cheek, as he hugged you, you removed his blindfold. The audience was going crazy.

“Wow that was impressive.” Ellen said and turned to you. “That’s a tough one to beat.”

“We’ll just have to see.” You said and put your blindfold on.

“Okay the boys are coming out.” Ellen told you as she took a hold of you and guided you to the five men in front of you.

You lightly touched their hair and then face, and down to their shoulders and then you knew it wasn’t Justin.

“This is not Justin for sure.” You said. “This is someone with wider shoulders and has more muscles on his shoulder than I have in all of my body.”

Ellen laughed and guided you to the next one, this one was as easy as the last one. “This one is a bit taller and the hair is a little bit different.”  

“Doing well so far.” Ellen told you and you moved to the nest one. You weren’t sure if it was Justin or not.

“I’m not sure about this one.” You said and moved to the last two, who were as the last one. “This is harder than I thought.”

“You have to choose, but remember that this will change you destiny if you chose wrong.” Ellen said and you grimaced

“No pressure at all.” You said and laughed. “Well the first two aren’t Justin.” And the audience clapped. “The third wasn’t him either.” Again clapping, you were relieved. “I don’t know.” You screamed and tried to think which one was Justin. “Okay, sorry if this is wrong but is the fourth one Justin?” you were booed and you took the blindfolds off. “Oh god.”

You were laughing as Justin and the other man stood beside each other. They looked similar and you knew that the other boy got attention from resembling Justin.

“It looks like Justin is going to be looking for a new friend.” Ellen said and Justin pouted and crossed his hands in front of him quite childishly.

“I just have one thing to say.” You said and turned to Justin. “I know you that I made those mistakes maybe once or twice, and by once or twice I mean maybe a couple of hundred times, so let me, oh, let me redeem, oh, myself tonight. ‘Cause I just need one more shot second chances, yeah. Is it too late to say sorry?”

Everyone laughed and clapped for you Justin was grinning, and you laughed.

“Wow that was amazing.” Ellen said.

“I got a singing couch.” You told Ellen and smiled at Justin. Suddenly you were hit with a body, you let out a small scream. But once you noticed it was Justin hugging you, you hugged him back and put your chin on his shoulder.

“I love you so much (y/n)” Justin said lowly for you to hear hi, but his mic picked his words up it was law that not everyone understood what Justin said.

“I love you too Biebs.”

“More about (y/n) and Justin charity after the break.” Ellen said and it was the time for a break. Ellen turned to both of you. “Honestly you two, I’ve never saw friends like you in all of my time in this industry.”

“I guess, we’re really blessed.” You told Ellen and leaned into Justin.

“Well let’s talk ab…………

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Parenthood (aka, having twin babies is hard, even if you’re a pair of bad asses) (aka plotless, pre-Andromeda-Release Ryder family fluff) (x)


“It’s your turn,” Ellen murmurs sleepily into her pillow as a cry sounds from down the hallway. When her husband doesn’t reply, she throws an arm haphazardly over his face, eliciting a grumble. “Alec….the baby…”

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