and he's just so pleased he can do this for him

anonymous asked:

Batfam babysitting Mar'i headcannons? Pretty please

-I can imagine Jason being really good with small kids, like he knows exactly how to get a kid to stop crying when everyone else had failed to stop the incessant wailing, so he’d be really good with Mar’i when she’s a baby

-Bruce would always take Mar’i to the park when he had to babysit her and so there are tons of tabloid photos of Bruce pushing a stroller with a content little Mar’i all bundled up inside

-Tim would be better with Mar’i once she could talk and he would make up all sorts of stories to tell her. He would do all of the silly voices and tell of the brave knight princess Mar’i who saved King Richard from the clutches of the dreaded bat-dragon that was mad at him for breaking (another) vase

-Damian wouldn’t be left around Mar’i alone; it’s not that Dick didn’t trust him to watch Mar’i, he just didn’t want her to learn how to throw knives before she could speak on the off chance that she could accidentally kill herself 

-Steph and Cass would have tea parties with Mar’i once she gets into the typical princess stage where they would make cookies (and wreck the kitchen to the dismay of poor Alfred) and set up a table and drag the boys into joining them. Then they would paint nails, the boys’ nails to be specific. Dick totally rocked the bright fuchsia Mar’i chose for him, though Jason was a bit grumbly about the sparkly yellow Steph chose for him (”couldn’t it have been red at least, to stick with the whole “RED hood” thing” “shut up and let me paint your nails”)

-Duke and Damian would teach her how to play video games like Cheese Vikings and the classics. She would eventually become a master at Mortal Kombat under the tutelage of Duke

-basically everyone would have an activity that would keep her occupied and stationary so they could have a rest but still make sure Mar’i is having fun

“Can I request the V3 boys' reactions to their crush confessing their feelings please ?”

I finally got this done bless.

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SEVENTEEN’s Reaction to You Saying Something Dirty/18+

- Honestly, probably wouldn’t be that surprised
- Would give you one of those little smirks he does
- “You want to go test that out?” ;)

- You would be watching a movie on the couch with him; he would laugh it off with that cute “Ha ha ha” laugh of his
- Then would realize what you just said and be taken aback
- “J-Jagi, what did you just say?”
- “Well, I can’t deny my princess anything she wants, right?”
- You didn’t get to find out how the movie ended

- This boy wouldn’t even know what to say; he’d be so embarrassed
- “Jagi, please don’t tempt me.”

- This boy is a sinnamon roll okay
- He has the mindset of a 14-year-old but can do a complete 360
- “If I didn’t know any better, I would say you’re trying to seduce me right now, babe.”

- This cutie pie would be so shocked, he would probably think he misheard you and just pretend it never happened
- Then you say it again
- “… 뭐 ?!? ”

- You’re trying to get his attention but he’s too concentrated on his reading his book
- So you say something dirty, and he pretends not to hear you
- You say it again, and this time he closes the book 
- “Jagi, if you keep talking to me like that, I don’t know what’s going to happen.”

- Would stop playing his guitar and look at you like you’re crazy
- “Don’t joke around at a time like this, jagi. I’m trying to write our new song.”
- You keep saying it, and his cheeks get redder and redder
- Abruptly puts down the guitar, grabs your hand, and walks out of the practice room

- This ray of sunshine wouldn’t even know what hit him
- “Haha, let’s not talk like that yet, jagi.”
- Would probably run off and tell one of the hyungs about it, asking what to do if you say something like that again

- Would think you’re joking at first
- But when he realizes you’re serious… welp
- Unleash the beast

- After hearing you say it, his confidence would boost up 100000x
- Says something back to you in Chinese, you don’t know what it is, but it sounds sexy af

- Oh goodness, what can we do about DivaBoo
- This child would blush so hard, you could feel the heat radiating off of his face
- Would stutter and say he has to get back to practice

- As if he wasn’t already shy enough
- Awkward silence
- Can’t relax after hearing you say that; fidgets for the rest of the day


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Jimin when you're upset with him

- you’d rarely ever get upset with him because
- 1) he’s kind of pretty intimidating at times so you’d be scared for his reaction to you mad at him (you’d feel like he’d be either completely annoyed with you or would lash back at you)
- 2) he’s jimin, smol mochi jimin, how can you be mad at him?
- so if you’re upset, it’s over something serious
- he’d react completely opposite of what you’d expect
- “y/n, please just talk to me about it”
- he’d do anything to get you to let out your feelings, but wouldn’t push you too much
- you’d find it easy to open up to him
- but depending on the topic, sometimes you’d need a little time to cool down before talking about it and he’d be okay with that
- he wouldn’t try to act cute to get you to change your mood
- he’d take it seriously and handle it very maturely
- then after you forgive him, that’s when he’s act cute
- “i knew my baby couldn’t stay mad forever”

Being Best Friends w/ SHINee ot5

anon said: I’m so excited requests are open!! Your writing is amazing and I love your headcanons! I believe you do shinee too so can I request headcanons for being friends w them? Ot5 or/and each member individually please!?

If you’d like individual members, feel free to request them!

  • you didn’t choose to be friends with them
  • it just sort of happened…
  • like one day you realized that you had all of their numbers and you all had hung out since before they’d debuted and it was like yeah okay
  • none of you have ever said anything about being best friends you all just sort of roll with it
  • nights where you spend hours with them playing board games that Jonghyun and Minho totally cheat at
  • seriously you’re playing Monopoly with them and Jonghyun’s the banker and he’s stealing $500 bills
  • Taemin called him out on it too so now Onew’s the designated banker
  • okay but Key has great luck with board games
  • he makes pacts with you and Minho and then goes back on his pacts with you two in order to win
  • Key would love to take you out places and then have you take picture of him
  • but little do you know he takes these super candid photos of you and sends them to the group chat
  • you end up muting the group chat you’re in with them because Key and Jonghyun and Minho never shut up
  • Taemin would ask you to watch his dance practice videos
  • he would also love when you showed up to the SM building with lunch boxes and force him to take a break because he’d sent you thirteen dance practice videos in the last two hours and he needs to take a break
  • they would skype you when they were on tour so that you could wish them luck
  • they would give you tickets to their shows because they love you
  • and they’re the coolest group in the world and they want you to acknowledge that
  • movie nights with them
  • Taemin would be a little shit and put popcorn in your hair or down your shirt and then blame it on Minho
  • which he isn’t wrong with his blame… Minho helped him
  • Onew would do his best to get all of the popcorn out of your hair
  • Jonghyun and Key would laugh
  • you would never sit on the floor again during movie night
  • they would all tell you they loved you in different ways
  • mostly jokes and gifts
  • but sometimes they’d tell you how much they loved and appreciated you because they do even if they don’t always tell you or show you that they do

anonymous asked:

こんにちは!  Hello!! I was wondering if you can do a senerio where Kuroo, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Bokuto, and Akaashi are head over heels for a half American half Japanese girl( she's bylanguel). Btw I love your blog!! ありがとう!

Hi! So this request stumped me for a while because I wanted to write individual scenarios like you wanted, but I just couldn’t make them different enough to really make them enjoyable. So I wrote headcanons instead, but please send me another ask if you want me to turn any of the headcanons into a scenario because I will gladly do so! I really enjoyed these headcanons, and I tried to do as much research as I could, so I hope you enjoy them! Thanks for the request!


  • First becomes friends with you out of curiosity
  • And then he becomes obsessed with American culture
  • You can barely get him to leave you alone long enough to go to class
  • He just wants to know everything
  • When he asks you out, at first it’s just a casual meeting to learn more about your life since you understand both Japanese and American cultures
  • But on the date he realizes that he actually really likes you
  • You hardly talk about your heritage at all while on the date, instead you both simply talk about what you like
  • After you start dating, he doesn’t quite lose his interest in finding out everything he can about the mix of the two cultures
  • He chills out a bit about it
  • But when he meets your family, all bets are off because he’s going to be crazy about it again (especially if your family lives in America)


  • Acts like he knows everything about every country on Earth
  • Spoiler alert: he does not
  • His first interaction with you is you correcting him about something wrong he said about America
  • He pouts for hours after that before he asks your name
  • After he finds out you’re half American, he apologizes if he accidentally offended you by being wrong
  • He looks at you just as you laugh and smile at him, insisting it’s okay
  • After seeing your smile, he’s gone
  • He’s smitten
  • He’s convinced he’s in love, and Iwaizumi has to remind him that he only just met you
  • He tries every way possible to see if you like him back
  • Every way besides asking you out
  • Finally, Iwaizumi offhandedly confesses for him
  • You were taken by surprise, but accepted nonetheless
  • He pretended like that was his plan all along, and asks you on a date
  • But the joke’s on him because you were just as smitten with him as he was with you, you had just been waiting for him to ask


  • At first he doesn’t seem too interested
  • He doesn’t really take notice of the fact that you’re half American
  • But you like to go watch his volleyball matches, and he starts to notice you there
  • And then when you start cheering for him, he really starts to notice you
  • He starts talking to you more at school instead of just a wave or a hello
  • He wants to know more about you
  • And you can tell he really likes you
  • But it still takes him nearly six months to ask you out because he’s convinced that you’re not actually interested in him
  • He’s extremely formal when he asks you out and it makes you laugh
  • Until he gets completely flustered by you kissing his cheek
  • And then he’s convinced that you like him back and everything is smooth sailing from there


  • He’s just like Kuroo, except 10 times more excited
  • He wants to know what it’s like being half American and half Japanese because any combination of two cultures is the coolest thing ever to him
  • He’s super interested in your life, almost to the point of annoyance
  • He wants to be able to take part in your combined culture, so you try to tell him everything about how your family is different from his all-Japanese one
  • On your birthday, he’s out of control
  • He wants to make sure he hits every tradition like it’s a checklist
  • It takes two days, but honestly you just love watching him be that excited
  • He’s very respectful of all the cultural differences between his upbringing and yours
  • He just really loves sharing both of your cultures with you


  • Like Iwaizumi, it’s not a big deal for him
  • The coolest thing to him is the fact that you’re bilingual
  • He’s always wanted to learn another language, and the fact that you’re fluent in both Japanese and English is really cool to him
  • He knows a fair amount of English, but he’s nowhere close to fluent
  • He gets closer to you by asking you to help him with English
  • And he talks to you a lot about being bilingual
  • Eventually, you all stop talking about languages and start talking about other things when you realize he doesn’t need help at all in English (he passes English class with high marks every time)
  • He asks you out after a month
  • He doesn’t really see much reason to wait any longer than that
  • After that, he doesn’t mention your half American heritage very much at all
  • Except for the occasional question about English
  • Because he still thinks being bilingual is the coolest thing ever

razzle-dazzle-dandy  asked:

A Flashwave Beauty and​ the Beast au, please? I just saw the new movie and it's all I can think about, lol.

1 - Barry was gifted with speed and cursed to a life of loneliness as a monstrous meta-human. Unlike the Beast, Barry has sent away all of his former friends so that they might have better lives, and putters around alone and miserable. Mick is the thief who is crashing in his castle/lab and refuses to leave.

2 - Mick is waiting to meet up with Len. Len said he’d be “at the big place in Central” and damnit, Mick is going to wait for him. Also, there’s food. He likes food. Barry’s invisible servants (*cough* Gideon *cough*) is more than happy to make him anything he likes, which is awesome. So Barry’s a meta, who cares?

3 - Mick accidentally sets fire to part of the lab at one point. Barry puts it out. Mick starts doing it more often. Eventually it becomes a game. Yes, the snowball-throwing scene involves fire extinguishers. It does, however, involve plenty of laughter.

4 - By the time Len shows up, Mick and Barry have bonded over movies, food, and other non-important things. Len is somewhat exasperated that Mick went to stay in the haunted laboratory instead of going to the main train/bus station, but is more than happy to meet Barry because fear is a thing that happens to other people in Len’s opinion.

5 - Mick is reluctant to leave. Len proposes using Barry’s place as a hideout. Barry’s not sure he’s comfortable being the hideout for a bunch of criminals, but he is so very fond of Mick and wants him to come back, so he agrees. They go, but they come back. They always come back. Barry slowly starts to take heart in this. Mick always comes back to him.

6 - The role of Gaston is filled by an evil conspiracy headed in the mayor’s office, which has been deliberately drumming up anti-meta fears in order to win elections and pass bad laws while blaming the metas for everything that goes wrong. It is ended when Barry rescues the city from a tsunami at great personal risk to himself and is recognized as a hero.

7 - Barry never stops being a meta; the community stops being dicks about differences in people instead. Cisco and Caitlin and Iris and Joe all come back happily when Barry will finally permit it.

deerminh  asked:

Hey, it's me again \(^♡^)/ Can I please have antoher Infinite gif reaction? Where they have a best friend and they've been friends for ages or since childhood and Infinite is thinking how it would be if they were a couple instead of "just best friends" and if their best friend would return their feelings.

Hey there lovely ~ I’m happy to write this up for you and hope it turns out in a way that you like!



He finds himself staring at you more and more, taking in every inch of you each time he sees you like its the first time. Doesn’t realize he’s actually staring at you until he gets caught in the act “Hey?” “Oh, uh, hey.”

Originally posted by jdw-juseyo


The more he thinks about what it would be like to date you, the more the idea appeals to him. You guys already know everything about eachother, you do everything together, you get along so well, it’s like you’re already dating so why not make it official. “Y/N, I’ve got an idea and I hope you like it as much as I do!”

Originally posted by inpinitaize


The two of you often play-flirt and are often mistaken as a couple so the thought of dating you has crossed his mind before, but he’s beginning to think it’s something he really wants and isn’t afraid to go after. “So Y/N, what are you doing the rest of your life?”

Originally posted by namstar


He was honestly surprised at the direction his thoughts have been going recently, but not bad surprised. He starts to look at you differently and realize all the things that make you a person he wants in his life forever and maybe not just as friends like he originally thought. “You okay? You’re pretty quiet today.” “Yeah, just thinking about some stuff. Well talk about it when I figure out what I want for sure.”

Originally posted by sunggyw


He’s probably had feelings for you all along, just deciding to put them aside and be your friend because he thought that’s what you wanted and he just wanted to be a part of your life. When the feelings get too much for him he’s going to accidentally spill the beans, but he’s not even upset about it “Wow you’re perfect.” “What?” “I think I love you.”

Originally posted by wonyeols


He’s usually happy and outgoing when with you, but he finds himself being quieter and quieter as his thoughts about you race. He doesn’t know if these feelings are here to stay or are just passing by so he waits, but once he figures out what’s going on he’ll have a serious conversation with you about it. He won’t want to ruin your friendship, but he doesn’t like keeping things from you so he let’s it all out one night “…but now I just can’t stop thinking about the two of us together, really together, and I like the idea.”

Originally posted by ifntsoo


He’ll be another one that has always had feelings for you, he’s just wanted to wait until he thought it was the right time to tell you about them. He’s been there for you when you would get hurt by other boys all these years and now he’s here to tell you that you deserve someone that loves you completely and without reservations and that that someone is him. “I would never hurt you like they did, just let me mend your broken pieces.”

Originally posted by sungjongontop

Supportive post

It sounds silly, but please, send supportive and positive thoughts to Yuzuru. He always says he can feel the energy from the spectators, so i guess this is the only thing we can do for him right now.

Close your eyes, think of him or look at a Picture and “send” him your supportive words (in basic english, so even he can understand it ;-), or in japanese OFC).

Yuzuru, we know you can do it (and you will), and you know it as well. Just have fun on the ice and everything is going to be fine.

there’s this guy that I was kind of seeing but he started treating me like shit then started harassing/insulting me for 2 weeks. last night he kept trying to get me to come over, then started threatening essentially that he was suicidal, making vague comments about not having to worry about him anymore in the morning. I honestly 99% don’t believe him/believe he was using an abuse tactic to guilt me into seeing him, but I’m still fucking concerned and don’t want to just call him, as I imagine he wouldn’t answer so as to further freak me out. I can’t find the contact information of his employer to ask if he came into work today, and the only other thing I can think of is either calling him from a friend’s phone or contacting one of his family members on facebook. please please provide advice because I don’t fucking know what to do with this asshole

anonymous asked:

Hi! Can you please do a fanfic where 1p and 2p Canada plan on confessing to their crush (which both happens to be the reader ) ? Thank you!!!

Sorry this one took so long!

1P! Canada X Reader X 2P! Canada:

“Hey, Y/N.” James called from the living room, you looked in the direction and walked over, you looked around the corner to see James and Matthew sitting on the couch. You walked over and stood in front of them.
“Yeah, what is it?” You asked, you see Matthews face turn red as James stood up beside you.
“We have to tell you something.” He said softly placing a hand on your shoulder. You cocked an eyebrow and looked back at Matthew.
“Um, ok… What do you guys need to tell me?” You asked, he leaned close to your ear.
“Je t'aime, Y/N.” He whispered, you blushed and looked at him as he just sat back down. You looked back to Matthew.
“Me to Y/N.” He said softly as his face became a small bit darker. You stay quiet for a moment before sitting in-between the two. They looked at you.
“U-umm, I don’t know what to say…” You breathed, Matthew placed his arm around you.
“You don’t have to say anything.” He replied, you looked up to James and he nodded.
“Just…let it sink in I guess.” He said rubbing your thigh.
 They both smiled seeing your flustered face and each placed a soft kiss on either of your cheeks.

neberle  asked:

Look i never read killing stalking and I am just wondering why do people ship the serial killer and the captive dude isn't the serial killer dude crazy while the captive is sorta sane? Please I don't care what you ship but I just want to know why

You see this cutie? That’s the captive, Yoonbum. He has something going on in his head from what I’ve seen in the story and what other people say. Borderline Personality Disorder??? Yeah he probably has that. I don’t know, but he’s been through a lot, man. e.e It sucks…

So he has a thing for this guy. Who happened to be serial killer with mommy issues.

And Yoonbum didn’t know that. All he knew was that Sangwoo saved him before from getting sexually violated and he loved him soooo much to the point that he broke into Sangwoo’s house after plenty of lock combination number failures.

Then he found out how wild this hot guy can be and was like:

“You want me to do what…?”

“Jesus Christ there’s ketchup everywhere!”

Such an unhealthy relationship. It happens in real life too. It’s sad :/ . But I like the gore whenever these two are together, so I ship them.

anonymous asked:

Advice please! So I'm 18 and have been diagnosed with BPD but what I'm really struggling with is my fp. Cause he was my first boyfriend but I found out after like 3 months that I was really the side hoe he was cheating on his gf of 6 months with. I thought I got over him but like now that I've tried to move on with a new guy (it's been a few months) I find that for some reason my mind keeps trying to convince me he's coming back (when he won't)? That I'm doing something wrong by moving on? Help?

im sorry dude that sucks, I would just try to keep reminding yourself that he’s bad for you and you’ll be okay without him and just fight your thoughts as much as you can. it’ll be hard at first but eventually you can break someone from being your fp

unicorn emoji reviews

bright! colourful! a victim of apple’s love of the blur tool and gradients but shes doing her best! 3/5

a sturdy boy with a golden horn! a bit plain but otherwise charming! 4/5

this guys a bit of a show off, the kinda guy who shows up to a party uninvited and starts telling you stories of all the princesses hes granted wishes for and then gets mad when you ask him to leave. 1/5

just a simple unicorn trying to get by, soft and kindhearted!! she’ll share her magic with you and not ask for anything back, if you’re lucky she’ll show you were to pick the best berries 5/5

soft and cute but all i want is for them to please stop staring at me 3/5

the kind of unicorn that can only be summoned by gay wizards in the most dire of situations. hes also gay 6/5

a minimalistic and bright pal, their stare might be cold and dead but thats just because theyre planning a really great surprise 4/5

a punk lesbian unicorn, she listens to thrash metal and captures the hearts of every gay horse from here to venus 5/5

this unicorn is perfect in every way. elegant, graceful, ethereal. she’s perfect 10/5




We as a community love you and support you no matter what as we have shown with how we responded to your recent late night vlog.


You said in your ONI livestream that you wanted someone to compile a list of some of the games people wanted you to play.


I started it back in January of 2016. It has over 6 pages of various games. SIX PAGES!

And I realize that you get thousands of messages. Emails and posts just thrown at you. But I still try..

I have made a Google Doc. Shared with your gmail (both markiplier and markipliergame) and I would post the link here but honestly… I put some more personal stuff on there… ANYWHo 


-Go to your google drive

-Get to the search bar

-Look up “Markiplier Master Game Suggestions List”

-Click it 



I do try to add more games when I can and some games are kinda old but still.

If you do see this, please give me some kind of signal?? Write on the doc, send me an ask, anything.


You know, I really, really liked this episode because of the way it clearly showed how much all the gems and Greg were grieving. 

Greg knows what babies are, and knows Steven is Steven.

 A baby. His responsibility now. He’s completely not ready for fatherhood. 

He’s not ready to be alone and dealing with this; he’s so afraid of messing things up. He wants Rose back to help him, but he understands: she’s gone.

 And she’s left him with a confusing baby that doesn’t do what babies should do.

What should he do now?

Amethyst doesn’t understand that Steven isn’t Rose. 

She thinks it’s what she’s used to: shapeshifting.

 Clearly, Rose is just having a fun little phase as a baby. But… she’s not stopping. 

And Amethyst doesn’t get why. Even she’s never done this for so long. 

Why won’t Rose come back?

Garnet knows Steven isn’t Rose: he’s just Rose and Greg’s fusion. 

A piece of Greg fused with a piece of Rose; she’s seen this fusion coming for ages. But even a perfect fusion can come undone, and… she wants to see Rose again. 

So… unfuse. She knows, fusion is amazing, but hey, just briefly. Why… why doesn’t Rose know her? Why doesn’t Rose know Ruby and Sapphire?

She just needs to see you, Rose. 

Pearl also realizes Steven isn’t Rose, but she thinks Rose is trapped. 

Her gem has been held captive by this… this human baby. Rose is right there, they can get to her! All they have to do is… is get rid of this baby. 

Poof him. Let Rose reform. It’s a normal gem thing. But… but they can’t. 

Steven is important. Steven is what Rose wanted… but she doesn’t understand why. She needs Rose to explain it to her. She can’t do this by herself. 

Why is this baby so important to you? 

All of them are suffering, and all of them need each other to cope. To accept what has happened and to accept that they don’t have the answers. To grow and change with each other.

To learn who Steven is and how he fits together with them.

Ok but you guys remember how in his first day of competition, Yuri’s thoughts just keept going back and forth to Victor, to the reactions he may be showing, what he would expect him to do or try in the moment. YURI’S ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WAYS TO PLEASE VICTOR.

And after it ends, he just can’t seem to wait and see his reaction, like a small child wanting to be praised.

But the thing is that there’s a really brief scene in his second routine, where the camera focuses on a detailed sequence of steps and then, seconds later, Victor is shown smiling.



EACH AND EVERY MOVE LOOKS SO FLUID. And Yuri’s skating in a way for this not to go unnoticed, because he knows Victor will like it.

Then we get to see Victor, and his current smile just turns into one filled with fondness and affection AND I JUST CAN’T DEAL WITH HOW ADORABLE THIS IS… BECAUSE HE KNOWS.

He knows all those steps by heart, he knows every little perk, trick, and art behind each movement. He knows Yuri’s changing part of the routine by following a distinct pattern of jumps, but whether or not he approves of that, he gets that Yuri is still trying to please him, just like the first time, and no other than Victor would have been able to figure out the words being said through such actions at that moment because he’s the one who created the routine.

Victor understands Yuri’s urge and restlessness to improve, because he has felt the same way countless of times, he’s been lecture by Yakov in the past for the same reasons, trying things that might seem reckless. And he knows that Yuri has not forgotten what is that he wants from him, what he is expecting from his performance. Yuri is greatful, he is so greatful for all what Victor’s done for him, he is repaying that with his skating, and that final smile shows that Victor knows.


Taehyung, where do I start?
This poor boy has just lost his grandmother and I for one didn’t even know, you know why ? Because he but on a brave face, performed, continued his work and did his best to smile for BTS and for Armies. And all through that, not only has he been dealing with grief by trying to bottle everything up in the public but he has also been receiving hate and false accusations from antis. Seeing him cry on stage was heartbreaking, I always think of Tae as a happy go luck guy who doesn’t let a lot of things get to him (or at least tries) but seeing him breakdown on stage in sadness because of his grandmother is awful. So Taehyung needs armies support now more than ever, if you see hate anywhere just report it please don’t argue and give it more attention because there is a bigger chance Tae or any of the boys can see it. As I am sure most of you know bighit are now taking legal action against anyone trying to defame BTS. And to antis, none of the boys including Tae deserve hate and especially not now. Have respect, if not for him as a hardworking kind person, than have empathy for him as a grieving person who has lost someone he loves.

Imagine Tony going up and hanging with the Guardians for a while after Civil War and during his stay, he picks up a few of their,, like,, unusual alien mannerisms and stuff and so Rhodey and Peter are Super Freaked Out when he gets back home and starts greeting them by touching their noses and then sliding it up across their head like he was shown how to do on a planet he stayed at for a month, or how he had to be reminded that yes Tony you can eat your food warm that is how we do it on Earth remember, because for the past few weeks him and the guardians had had to eat their food icy cold.

And Tony can’t even be annoyed because holy fuck he’s literally been on other planets and overcome his worst fears and made some brilliant new friends and he’s just too fucking happy to care that he accidentally slapped Rhodey across the face in greeting yesterday because that’s just what you do on Morag, damn it, I’m sorry Rhodey-Bear please don’t hit me back your punches hurt-


this is the exact same thing with how he said hugs make him uncomfortable but he doesn’t want to disappoint people so he doesn’t know how to say no.

OCCASIONALLY if frank is in a good mood or someone is very upset/emotional while talking to him he will hug them of his own accord. people have also said that he held their hand to comfort them while talking to them. but don’t use seeing him do this with someone else as an invitation to do it yourself. 

so please, as i have said countless times, don’t ask him for a hug. don’t ask him to hold his hands. and for love of god don’t just grab or touch him without even asking. you are a stranger to him. 

if you’ve done it in the past, there’s no need to get defensive over it, you didn’t know, now you do, and you can go into future interactions with him with this knowledge in mind. it’s all about respect and making sure we’re not doing things that make him want to stop meeting people.