and he's better than them too

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More more more of Abducted! Tony as Winter Soldier's handler

(Part 1)

Winter stares at himself in the mirror. The bruises on his face have already faded to faint, yellow smudges. He shifts the shirt his Handler gave him around, making it rest comfortably over the stitches. The amateur stitches worked well enough, so he should be able to take them out in the next day or so.

His hair is longer than usual, hanging around his jaw and brushing his neck. In the past, workers had cut it while he was put under, maintaining it so it wouldn’t interfere with his sight and, therefore, efficiency. After running, it grew out, and Winter never found the time, or reason, to cut it. It’s been helpful too, disguising his features better than other items he’s worn.

A soft knocking catches his attention, and he leaves the bathroom, hand hovering over the handle of his knife, when his Handler calls, “Breakfast is ready, if you want some. It’s fine if you don’t! I just… thought you’d be hungry?”

His Handler falls silent for several long moments, and Winter listens as the floorboards creak while his Handler walks away.

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hc for svu babes + SO wearing their clothes

Okay I’m just going at it with everyone here 

-Barba would of course smirk the minute he saw you walking around in one of his old Harvard sweatshirts. You’d lounge around in it alllll of the time with nothing else but a pair of panties and fuzzy socks and he would just love ittttt. But let’s be real, you wouldn’t be wearing that sweatshirt for too long before he got it off of you.

-What do you do when Sonny needs you to bring him something and you can’t find your coat? You wear his signature black one of course. He would laugh the minute he saw you walk into the precinct, but he thought it was adorable. He’d try and tease you about it, but you could see the adoration in his eyes.

-Amanda’s leggings were so much better than your own. You were literally always stealing them. She’d pretend to be mad, but one look at your ass in the tight fabric and she’d do anything you asked. Even if she actually needed them that day, she wouldn’t ask for them back.

-Nick thought you were the most precious thing in the world when you were wearing his baseball hat. Especially when it was turned backwards, he’d just love it even more because he could still see your breathtaking face and ugh you would literally just be the cutest thing ever in his hat. 

-Olivia would be a little surprised at first, for sure. She would just wake up in the morning to find you in one of her old nightshirts and she’d stand in the doorway of the kitchen just watching you cook. Ugh just think about that smug look on her face knowing you’re all her’s.

-Fin walking into his bedroom to find you in nothing but his trademark chain. That is all. 

-I have this hc that Dodds wears a lot of flannels. He would love waking up in the morning and looking beside him to find you wearing one, the buttons undone just enough to cause him to bite his lip as he tried so hard to not wake you for a little morning fun. But we all know how that would end.

book vs tv show characters
  • book! penny : whiny, pretentious, thinks he's smarter than he is, kind of an asshole
  • tv show! penny : still kind of an asshole but cares too much underneath, hears voices, not pretentious, annoyed by everything (remember when he got fucking stabbed and rolled his eyes at it? #iconic)
  • book! janet : wants what she can't have, a gryffendor, bi and butch, actively dislikes other girls
  • tv show! margo : has a better name, a slytherin, bi and femme, isn't really friends with other girls but doesn't want to destroy them, more canonly bi (the line about thai food implies she doesn't think that girls are interesting sometimes and that she thinks they're attractive all the time)
  • book! asmodeus : 17, smarter than she should be, kills a god, goes by "becky" for some reason
  • tv show! kady : bi as fuck, not seventeen, would die for julia wicker
  • book! josh : can do magic but only sometimes, part of the squad, mostly irrelevant, marries quentin's ex
  • tv show! josh : still irrelevant, ditches the squad, dating victoria who wasn't even in the books
  • book! quentin : depression, trying his best, kind of a fuckboy after alice/penny but he gets better about it, ivy leauge kid
  • tv show! quentin : same thing but with more obvious depression
  • book! julia : deserves better
  • tv show! julia : deserves better
  • book! alice : fucking brilliant, deserved better, i am adopting her bc her parents are shit
  • tv show! alice : deserved better, my brilliant and kind daughter who i am adopting bc her parents are still shit
  • book! eliot : more of a hipster, gay, doesn't marry a woman (@syfy writers - what the fuck???? what the fuck??? what the fuck?????)
  • tv show eliot : trying his best, very sad, covers it up by drinking a lot, qpps with margo, more preppy less hipster, marries a woman because he has to, still gay

From what I saw of the spoilers. I think I’m okay with that ending. Sure, the boys deserve better and to have their own bodies. Also the girls to who love them, but I’m fine with them being merged since there was actually some level of consequences because of the war and the dark violent side of humanity. It’s bittersweet and more realistic than the usual truly, perfect, ending most animes go for.

I feel bad for Shun too considering how he fought to save Ruri, but again, more realistic in a way, that it’s not the happy ending everyone would have wanted. Also, it is sad that Leo did not manage to save his daughter, but he did start this whole mess with to begin with and I think it is just fitting. Again, not the ending the characters would have wanted, but realistic and bittersweet aftermath of the war and consequences of humans desires and ideals anr overall dark side

Idk, just my thoughts.

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Can someone explain to me how a guy who is 36 (older than onion)dating a teenager is different than onision solely because he admits he's too old for them? Morals would be them not dating you if they think you're too young not just 'acknowledging' the fact. It's like someone saying "I know im a lazy worker" vs someone who's a lazy worker without acknowledging it. It doesn't make the worker who admits it less lazy or a better work ethic just because they know it. Can someone explain this to me?

a compilation of some of my favourite composer quotes:

“Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.”  - Igor Stravinsky

“I am sure my music has a taste of codfish in it.” - Edvard Grieg 

“Never look at the trombones. It only encourages them.” - Richard Strauss

“He’d be better off shovelling snow than scribbling on manuscript paper.” - Richard Strauss on Schoenberg

“I liked your opera. I think I will set it to music.” - Ludvig van Beethoven

“I have written a chorale both sober and suitable. In it I have put everything I know about boredom. I dedicate this to those who do not like me.” - Erik Satie

“ Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.” - Gioacchino Rossini

“What a good thing this isn’t music.” - Gioacchino Rossini on Berlioz’s Symphonie Fantastique 

“Oh how wonderful, really wonderful opera would be if there were no singers!” - Gioacchino Rossini

“In opera there is always too much singing.” - Claude Debussy

“Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat!” - Johann Sebastian Bach

“Listening to the 5th Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.” - Aaron Copland 

“The audience expected something big, something colossal, but they were served instead with some agitated water in a saucer.” - Louis Schnieder on Debussy’s La Mer

“He gives me the impression of being a spoilt child.” - Clara Schumann on Liszt 

“What a giftless bastard!” - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky on Brahms

“Handel is only fourth rate. He is not even interesting.” - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

“Bach on the wrong notes” -  Sergei Prokofiev on Stravinsky 

And, saving the best for last…

“Lick my ass up and down” -Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 

Feel free to add more! (Also please don’t think that I agree with all of these, I am a huge fan of Symphonie Fantastique and La Mer!!)

I think the voltron fandom as a whole loves langst so much because Lance is that character that SO MANY PEOPLE can relate to.

He’s that character that is constantly compared to someone better than them.

He’s that character that hides their myriad of insecurities behind humour and a false smile, retreating from others when it gets too much.

He’s that ‘fake it til you make it’ character that validates our struggles with self-confidence and self-worth.

And this isn’t even going into his complexity as a character and diverse representation that he adds to the show.

It’s Chris Chow’s Senior Year

And things are going good.

Really good! Like, just last week, Jack invited him and Caitlin out to a Falconers hockey game and bought them tickets! And the Falconers are hosting the San Jose Sharks and how cool is that because they’re Chowder’s favorite team!

And Jack remembered!

Caitlin was really excited to go too, so that’s even better. The tickets are in good seats and Jack even gets them a driver so they don’t have to worry about parking.

It isn’t even his birthday? But the Sharks are very important to Chowder so Jack must be trying to make sure he doesn’t miss them. Caitlin seemed nervous during the ride but Chowder reassured her that she could cheer for the Falconers if she wanted, it wouldn’t bother him.

They get there and even better than the tickets, it turns out Chowder won something! He gets to participate in the “Chance in the Cage” contest where a fan gets randomly selected to try and block shots for a prize!

Wow! Chowder offers the opportunity to Caitlin, but she insists that Chowder take it.

But before he gets down to get geared up for the contest things get totally s’waesome when he spots Ransom and Holster waiting in a food line! They don’t seem to see Chowder and they keep looking away every time he calls their names but Caitlin drags him away because he has to get some goalie pads on for the game. He’ll have to hit them up on the group chat and see where their seats were and let them know its okay if they cheered for the Falconers too.

Then it gets to the part where Chowder is wearing real Sharks goalie pads and a real Sharks helmet and jersey and he might die but he can’t until the game is over. So he skates out to the net and the announcer is talking about how he plays for the Samwell Men’s Hockey Team and there are people cheering and if he could pinch himself with gloves on he would have because he is pretty sure he’s dreaming.

He does a few warmup stretches and the crowd likes it when he drops into a split so he does that a few times.

And then. And then! Chowder watches with awe as Sharks players hit the ice:  there’s Joe Pavelski and Bob Thorton and Brent Burns and the actual Martin Jones skates over to him to whisper a few tips on how to block their shots and Chowder might die and he would be okay with that. But he doesn’t, and the players speed towards him, circling the goal and passing the puck between them and somewhere above him the crowd is cheering and he can hardly believe his luck.

Then he watches as they all skate away without taking a single shot. Chowder doesn’t have time to think about it before a single player drives towards him down center ice. He doesn’t recognize them right off the bat because they’re so small? And they aren’t really skating very well? Chowder stays ready though as the mystery Sharks player wobbles towards him and then they take off their mask and-

It’s Caitlin. The audience is really, really loud as she comes to an awkward halt a few feet before Chowder. He pops out of the crease and skates up to meet her and when he does-

She kneels. It’s a little scary because she almost falls over and she’s telling Chowder how much she loves him and asking him if they can get married?

So Chowder nods because he can’t make his voice work and then he lifts her up into a hug while still nodding and kind of accidentally hitting her with his helmet.

The crowd got super loud for that part!

When they finally pull away from each other, Chowder can see all the Sharks players banging their sticks on the ice and they skate over to him and Jack is there too and it turns into a big celly that carries him and Caitlin off the ice which is good because he’s pretty sure his feet don’t work right now.

Things calm down a little and Jack sends them up to the box seats and, wow, everyone is there! Bitty made them a cake and Ransom and Holster and everyone else from the team is there to tackle him with a hug and every time he looks to Caitlin he can’t help but smile.

Spoil Me Pretty

There wasn’t much Victor could do once Yuuri got like this. There wasn’t much Victor could think of that was better than this, either. Lying on Yuuri’s nearly too narrow bed where they both slept now, there was something so much more tangible about spending time in Yuuri’s room as opposed to that guest room.

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Your Sam

Summary: The reader and Sam have a much different sex life once Sam returns from Hell. Pure porn.

Warning: smut, soulless!Sam, dom/sub dynamics, use of a flogger, restraints, dirty talk

Word Count: 1500ish

A/N: It was fun to write Soulless!Sam again. Hope y’all enjoy! XOXO


The ropes cut into your wrists and ankles just enough for you to feel them, for them to remind you that you’re totally helpless, naked and spread out on an unfamiliar motel bed in an unfamiliar town.

The man standing at the foot of the bed is unfamiliar too, though he shouldn’t be. You know every inch of that body, have kissed and touched it a million times, have stared at that face until you knew it better than your own.

But it isn’t Sam’s smirk on that face. It’s a little harder. Darker. And it isn’t Sam’s hands wielding the flogger. They aren’t gentle or playful enough.

Hell has turned your Sam into some unrecognizable version of himself.

And honestly, you love it.

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For Daddies of little boys
  • 1. Remind your little how special he is to you everyday! This is important because sometimes us daddies get caught up in caring for our littles in other ways we forget to verbalize how much they mean to us!
  • 2. Don't forget it's not all about discipline. Your little is just that , little. NOT A CHILD. They are human too and if they say "no" or you can tell something is making them uncomfortable ask your little prince what's wrong and how you can make it better rather than telling them that they're naughty, bad, ect.. because they didn't don't what you wanted.
  • 3. Tell your little man how proud you are to BE his daddy and how you'll always be there to take care of him. It might seem obvious, but it's always good to hear it.
  • 4. ALL PUNISHMENTS SHOULD BE CONSENSUAL. I cannot stress this enough! Too often I see mommies, daddies, and caregivers take away things from their littles (like phones) that your little might need. The phone may be their only connection to a friend that can help them down from an anxiety attack. And too often do I see anon messages on all sorts of blogs asking about how to tell your daddy/mommy/caregiver that something makes them upset or uncomfortable! It breaks my heart every.single.time. That is what this dynamic is all about. Respect, consent, understanding....all of those things are so important!
  • 5. Find out about everything your little likes and dislikes while in AND out of little space. The better we know our little angels the more we'll be able to tell when something is wrong! : ) :)
  • 6. Don't be afraid to join in building those block castles, pillow forts, or play dough monsters! It can be so much fun for both of you and it's a great way to bond with your little.
  • So Some notes to take away?
  • Love, play, RESPECT, care for, and watch your little. He's looking up to you. Now get out there and be a great Daddy!

anyway please imagine red and blue trying to get the hand of riding ‘ride pokemon” because they can’t use their own pokemon in alola and

- red and blue are both masters on charizard and race constantly
- blue tries to ride musdale but falls off almost immediately due to poor form
- red is pretty much a pro at all of them except machamp…he looks so awkward being carried like that
- blue loves riding on lapras the most tbh
- red hates riding gear and almost never uses it, despite Alola’s laws (it’s too heavy for him to handle, apparently)
- blue never rides stoutland but will call it anyway just to pet it because large doggo
- in turn, stoutland always brings blue back little gifts in thanks
- once stoutland brought blue back a big pearl and blue teased red saying stoutland was more romantic than him
- red ends up using his own stoutland to get blue something better because like hell he’s gonna let a dog outdo him
- blue ends up with half of Alola’s precious treasures by the end of their vacation lmao

your fave is problematic: nikolai lantsov

- too cool 4 u
- superstar.mp3
- so perfect he literally created another version of him that’s basically his raggedy alter ego
- said alter ego is just nikolai playing with ships instead of subjects
- ALSO somehow has even more sex appeal than the original which is like… holy shit wow a+ 11/10 would bangbarabangbang
- yo ho ho a pirate’s life for me (and a bottle of kvas)
- brilliant, talented, showstopping.gif
- better than your faves 2kforever
- will probably smack his face into the mirror one day bc he’ll be too busy flirting w/ his own reflection
- but according to sturmhond crooked noses are in so it’s fine
- allergic to the word impossible
- meteor shower boy™
- has this really nasty kink called treating your crush/partner with respect and supporting them no matter what. disgusting right
- will (and has) sacrificed himself for his kingdom/people……. seriously someone kinkshame him like wtf how dare he
- …… be so perfect
- did i say perfect? bc p e r f e c t ✨✨✨✨✨✨
- how do you flawless™
- 2 sexy for your crown
- nikolai: i don’t like drama!!!!
also nikolai: 👀👂🔍
- will steal your heart and never give it back like once you meet him that’s it. bye fam it’s been real i’m forever enchanted by this perfect man… this perfect fictional man

The Seven Deadly Sins - Part 1

Originally posted by 98a

Pairing: Reader x Namjoon

Word Count: 2.6k

Genre: Angst, Smut

Series: 1. Lust |2. Gluttony |3. Greed (1) |4. Greed (2) |5. Sloth |6. Wrath | 7. Envy

Description: Seven men helped shape you into who you are. Whether they were friends, enemies, or lovers, they all left a long lasting mark on your life, for better or for worse.

Lust

          Some flames burn too brightly and too quickly. He was the flame and you were the match, burning and disappearing as he tore through you, his aim to leave nothing behind but ash. He loved to destroy things, to destroy people, and leave them worse than when he had found them. He gravitated towards people who were strong and that took time to tear down. He fought hard, very hard, to destroy you.

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I’m debuting my new blog with a headcanon

  • look ok the Waynes don’t go to normal banks
  • what are they, poor?
  • but Jason does because he doesn’t have access to their money
  • I mean he is fucking dead
  • and fuck if he’s letting them give him any money
  • so Jason is in line at the bank
  • he looks like a normal guy, if a bit muscular
  • he goes by the name Todd Peters
  • bc he has a sense of humor gdi
  • and some guys in masks run in and shoot at the ceiling
  • they order everybody around
  • and the civilians “cower”
    • none of them are actually all that scared
    • they’re used to this ok
    • they deal with Scarecrow every other week ok they’re fine
    • they just figure this is easier than making a fuss
    • Jason’s pretty sure there’s only one bullet in that gun anyway
  • they start demanding the money
  • and Jason can’t just leave this bc he’s here
  • he might as well deal with it
  • so he stands and brings attention to himself
  • “hey!” he yells
  • they turn to him
  • and he just
  • he just fucking decks the closest one in the face
  • it’s a surprise bc nobody usually tries
  • he’s outnumbers like five to one
  • but he ducks their attacks and kicks their feet out from under them
  • and punches them all and basically just leaves them all black and blue
  • he ties them all up when he’s finished
    • bc of course he has fucking rope with him
    • why wouldn’t he
    • that’s a normal thing to have
    • (no it isn’t Jason what the fuck)
  • he couldn’t help but notice that as this was all happening
  • the civilians just quietly started making their withdrawals
  • the people at the desks thank him when they realized he was done
  • one person calls the cops
  • and then Jason realizes that there’s a camera in the bank
  • and he just makes his withdrawal and fucking books it
  • no doubt the bats will be seeing this footage soon
  • and he’s not about to deal with the police
  • he hides in a safehouse for a while in hopes that they don’t call
    • they do
    • bruce thanks him for leaving them alive
    • he doesn’t respond

Imagine Father’s Day for Phoenix and Edgeworth. 

Imagine Trucy planning what was originally going to be something small, and then Athena and Apollo found out and just had to get involved because, after all, “Mr. Wright is our work dad!” 

Of course, Trucy tells Maya of her plans, and Maya and Pearl are dropping everything to be there for Nick, who has been there for them more than anyone else could have been, just like how a dad would be.

And then word gets around to the prosecutors, and suddenly Sebastian is insisting that he come too because Mr. Edgeworth was a better dad to him than his dad ever was.  He tells Kay, who also “steals” her way in because Mr. Edgeworth is family to her too! 

Word gets around the prosecutor’s office, and suddenly Klavier and Simon are calling Trucy and saying they are going to show up because - despite that they wouldn’t say it out loud (for different reasons, of course) - the Chief Prosecutor is their work dad and they need to show their appreciation.

And Ema pushes her way in as well, because she remembers how much they took care of her and looked after her when her sister was on trial…

So what Trucy had originally planned on being a quiet celebration for her two dads, turns into a big get-together because Miles and Phoenix have unofficially adopted so many children and have the biggest family ever.

And when they both walk in to this big surprise - to their entire family telling them happy father’s day and showing how much they love and appreciate them - Phoenix starts openly crying while Miles tries to hide the tears in his eyes from everyone.

I’ve been avoiding tumblr because of the election but oh my gosh i just watched Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

-Newt Scamander is  precious and pure he must be protected at all costs.

-Also he’s totally bisexual, And I’m not usually one for theories but that one line about strudel or pie where he respond that he’s frond of both is totally meant to be taken that way. 

-THE. NIFFLER.

-Newt’s awkwardness was too adorable and i totally related to his better with animals than people quality.

-Jacob and Queenie, I love how Queenie’s ability to see right through a person has her totally ignoring their outer appearances.

-The aura of fear and terror from the Grindelwald era was so well portrayed it was there but subtle but still enough to really impact the story

-the american magical leader was a woman of color (!!!) and i try not to objectify other women but hot DAMN

-All the other female aurors and ministry workers doing their jobs awesomely and no one made a big fuss about it

-The erumpet mating dance. I died.  And usually those kinds of scenes make me anxious from secondhand embarrassment but the way Newt unabashedly did it because he had to make sure his creature was safe made it alright for me.

-I nearly cried when he was begging the MACUSA not to hurt the creatures and insisting they weren’t dangerous

-FRANK

-Jacob. All he wanted was to open a bakery but he helped them anyways omg i hope you and queenie live happily ever after.

Anyway, it was amazing. I did not like the harry potter movies and i was skeptical about this but it was great. In fact, one could even say it was (wiggles eyebrows) fantastic. And i know there are going to be five movie but i don’t know whether they are doing sequels to FBAWTFT or making movies of other textbooks. Because if its the latter, i have two words for you: Gilderoy Lockhart.

Hear Me Out - Old Lady Lions

I know some of the paladins refer to their lions as ‘he’ but my friends and I ( @ayyybrahamlincoln ) came up with our own headcanon for what the lions are. Because you know what’s way better than silly boy lions? Old lady lions. Complete with crotchety voices that you have to voice out loud during episodes. Come now, why else do you think it takes them so long to remember they have these cool weapons? I think at one point Shiro says he hasn’t “unlocked” some of the weapons for the black lion and there’s this implication that the stronger your bond is with your lion, the more tools become available to you. This is too straight forward and logical. All the lions are actually old ladies, having been sitting around letting their memory fade for ten thousand years, and unfortunately getting back into the Voltron lifestyle is not quite as easy as getting back on a bike. You don’t unlock any weapons. The lions just take forever to remember they have them.

Black: Goodness gracious, this robot is ripping us a new one (hey, they’re old ladies and they’ve seen some shit). Margaret, didn’t you have something to hit all those lasers with?

Yellow: What’s that? Something to fit all the phasers in?

Green: We don’t even have phasers, you old coot! That’s not a weapon in this universe. Didn’t you have some sort of gun thing for this? 

Yellow: A gun? No, no, Gladys, I’ve got a sword.

Blue: That’s Rosie’s sword, dearie.

Yellow: Oh. Well then what’s this pesky bit of code here? Does that say ‘Shooder Camon’? What in blue blazes is that?

Red: We’re all going to die.

Black: Shoulder cannon, sweet pea. That’s what we need. Now go tell that strapping young paladin of your’s so we can load it up.