and he's all happy and shit

anyway @happy-moon-love keeps tellin people to @ them so ill happily oblige

please block them they keep commenting unnecessarily on peoples interpretations of Taako the wizard from TAZ, being fat-phobic towards their designs and telling their creators that “taako would never be fat because he is so concerned about his beauty” (they even did some weird ass photoshop of somebodies art aljjhaas), despite taako’s creator, Justin McElroy, being a big man himself. hmhmhmmmm

im not like? 100% sure that they go outside cause like. i have seen Plenty of beautiful bigger people of all shapes sizes and cultures!!!! and i hardly ever interact with the outside world!!

follow @unhappy-sun-hate instead and send them your taako headcannons!! i wanna see em too!!!

exhibitc  asked:

I can totally see either of them doing it, but I really hope Dan does it because I can imagine Dan being super excited and nervous about it and making some huge speech But also if Phil proposed, he'd just be like "hey Dan, will you marry me?" out of the blue or something and give Dan a heart attack because /holy shit amazingphil prolosed to me/ But in all honesty, I don't really care who proposes, I just hope they get married and have a happy life together!

literally dan would be so extra and that’s the reason i see him doing it. he likes to TALK SO MUCH AND HE DOESNT SHUT UP so he would ramble about how much he loves phil and how he’d like him to marry him

-Rachel

anonymous asked:

daejae, younglo, bangjae uwu

dont u uwu be sending three couples in the same ask (jkjk)

DaeJae

  • Who was the one to propose:

Probably Daehyun, in some ridiculously cheesy manner. It could be Youngjae, but he would want help from the others on planning and would likely spend too long trying to get the details perfect

  • Who stressed more over wedding planning:

Daehyun, Youngjae wasn’t super concerned with the details of the arrangements so long as Daehyun was happy, while Daehyun wanted it to be like a dream

  • Who decorated the house:

It was kind of mutual, both brought in things they already owned, and what they were missing they bought together

  • Who does the cooking:

Daehyun, because Youngjae adamantly claims he can’t cook so that he doesn’t have to help. Then Daehyun nags him until he does help

  • Who is more organized:

Daehyun, marginally

  • Who suggested kids first:

Daehyun, its all he talks about

  • Who’s the cuddler:

Daehyun is the clingiest shit

  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.

Daehyun is the little spoon about 80% of the time

  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:

Eating, they go to a lot of cafes

  • Who comes home drunk at 3am:

Neither of them really drink. Youngjae only does when he has to for social situations, and Daehyun used to but has stopped recently (both of those are things they’ve said in interviews)

  • Who kills the spiders:

Youngjae, he screams the entire time, Daehyun is also screaming

  • Who falls asleep first:

It’s usually about the same time, right after Dae climbs on top of Jae to snuggle into his chest and Jae whines about Dae’s snoring

  • A head canon:

Daehyun is much more outward with his affection, while Youngjae is a lot more subtle about things. At first this is a problem because Daehyun is lowkey really upset by it, but over time he realizes how Jae expresses his affection

  • Do they have any “rituals”?

They sing in the shower together, even if one is in the shower and the other isn’t

  • Who has the most patience?

Youngjae

YoungLo

  • Who was the one to propose:

Youngjae

  • Who stressed more over wedding planning:

Neither of them really put too much importance on it

  • Who decorated the house:

Youngjae mostly, Junhong only had a couple things to add and mostly they were for Mochi

  • Who does the cooking:

Youngjae complains a lot but he does it while Junnie helps

  • Who is more organized:

Youngjae, but Junhong has to keep him from losing all of his shit all the time

  • Who suggested kids first:

Junhong said something along the lines of “Mochi doesn’t have to be our only kid” and it went from there

  • Who’s the cuddler:

You’d think it’d be be Youngjae but it’s Junhong

  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.

JUNHONG THE GIANT LOVES TO BE THE LITTLE SPOON

  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:

Playing video games, mostly playing separate games while cuddling

  • Who comes home drunk at 3am:

Junnie sometimes but usually neither drinks much

  • Who kills the spiders:

Both will, but Youngjae will scream a lot more

  • Who falls asleep first:

Junnie

  • A head canon:

Junhong’s really shy about things in front of other people but when they’re alone he’s a fucking beacon of sin

  • Do they have any “rituals”?

Youngjae kisses Junnie’s cheeks whenever Junnie looks cute and Junhong backhugs Youngjae whenever hes cooking and whines until Jae feeds him a taste of whatever he’s making

  • Who has the most patience?

Youngjae, Junhong gets frustrated pretty easily, although he usually keeps it to himself until it boils over

BangJae

  • Who was the one to propose:

Neither so much proposes as they come to a quiet mutual agreement without really needing to discuss it

  • Who stressed more over wedding planning:

They have a really small ceremony with little planning needed, but Jae takes on most of the stress because he worries about Bang

  • Who decorated the house:

Bang had most of the stuff already, Jae mostly just moves in

  • Who does the cooking:

They order take out most of the time, but sometimes Jae cooks

  • Who is more organized:

Yongguk

  • Who suggested kids first:

Yongguk, but Jae was waiting for him to bring it up

  • Who’s the cuddler:

Jae usually

  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.

Guk is big spoon, Jae loves being little spoon

  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:

Discussing politics, morality, and books all day erry day

  • Who comes home drunk at 3am:

Yongguk, Jae worries a lot about it

  • Who kills the spiders:

Yongguk catches them and brings them outside

  • Who falls asleep first:

Youngjae, but he’ll toss and turn until Yongguk comes to bed

  • A head canon:

Youngjae will sit on Yongguk’s lap while theyre discussing politics or watching the news and they’ll cuddle while loudly debating

  • Do they have any “rituals”?

Yongguk will get really quiet when Jae goes to shower so he can listen to Jae sing. If Guk doesn’t come to bed by 4am then Jae will get out of bed all wrapped up in the bed covers and sits on Guk’s lap and fall asleep on top of him

  • Who has the most patience?

Yongguk has all the patience

send me a couple

anonymous asked:

I cry about a guy that probably never gave af about me to being with and now he only talks to me when he's bored or has nothing better to do, and i still fucking love him and it's killing me and I don't know what to do,

I feel you dude
I’m usually in the same boat
Don’t give him the time of day, you’re only hurting yourself. Fight the urge to text back. Don’t let it drag on any longer. I know it’s not at all an overnight thing, but I promise the sooner you come to a place where (despite the love feels) you just kinda don’t give a shit about him or where he is or what he’s doing, the sooner you’ll be happy.
I will always have love for the people I’ve been in relationships with, but I’m working on coming to terms with the fact that I love the idea of who they were back when things were good, and not really who they are as a person in the present. Once I learned to acknowledge that I’m just being nostalgic and that they’re no longer good for me, it got a bit less difficult doing the whole letting go thing.
Wishing you the best nonnypants, I really feel for you.

i’m sorry for getting grumpy, my head hurts and i just love edward nygma so much y'all

i just want him to be happy and catch a fuckin break for more than ¾ eps at a time (its happened like twice: being with Kristen and then being Oswald’s right hand man and later with Isabella) and i’m so thrilled for Riddler but like… he’s just gonna be miserable so how much fun can this be?

“[Ghastly’s] first thought was that he had just come close to smashing every bone in his body. His second thought was not to mention that part to Skulduggery, or else the flying lessons would start to concentrate on how to stop instead of how to go faster.”

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

in the middle of all the shit that’s going down these two nerds have been finding downtime to just go sit in a room together and for skul to teach ghastly how to fly and laugh at him when he falls on his ass

adorable best buds having fun

anonymous asked:

Hey, since everywhere I see, Negan is always kinda possesive and kinda overprotective, so I was wondering if you could do some Negan x reader headcanons of how a relationship would be if the reader is kinda badass and handles her own shit without Negan having to help her idk

Sure Nonnie!!

- Negan would be totally happy standing back and watching his badass SO handling all of the shit he normally did and would be so happy about it (and probably get a boner lets be real here it’s Negan)
- Is totally be okay letting his SO do what they want and trusts them completely
- Negan and his SO teaming up and being a badass couple together

sorry for not a lot!! Have a great day and thank you for the request!

anonymous asked:

I headcanon Jacob had a bit of a pregnancy kink?

OF COURSE.

Like, we all know Queenie is beautiful and he probably ravishes her whenever he can - so imagine how beautiful a pregnant Queenie would be!  She’d be glowing and cute!

And, I mean, Jacob would have such a thing about it - because she’s carrying his babies (she is pregnant many times, of course) and her breasts are swelling, her belly is full of something they’ve created together from their love, and it just turns him on whenever he sees her walking around with a pregnant tummy.

I cannot even explain it?? I think it’s just him like “holy shit that’s our baby in there, she’s got my baby in there” and he ends up ravishing her ALL THE TIME.

(Queenie, of course, is more than happy to receive such attention from him - she’s hyper-sensitive to every touch, and it’s VERY enjoyable for them both)

anonymous asked:

Niall is the least problematic and he is slowly but surely becoming my safe space. I can't take all this shit at once. I need to relax with all of Niall's solos playing softly in the background and watching videos of him laughing and smiling

Did I just sent a message to myself? Bc literally same. I love Niall. I love Niall stans. We never talk any of the boys down. We always support all of them. We always support Niall. Niall will always be the best artist ever and the loveliest person who wants to share so much with us. Niall is literal happiness. 

anonymous asked:

Hello! I absolutely adore the work you produce. Reading your most recent writing made me feel so happy! It definitely gave me a good laugh. It also got me wondering: did baby Keith ever steal Shiro's makeup, thinking the eyeliner was a marker and the eyeshadow was some sort of weird paint, not realizing that altogether that makeup definitely costed a fortune? Also Shiro would definitely mourn the loss of his favorite eyeliner. Just saying.

Hello! Thank you so much, that means a lot to me! I’m happy to make people laugh. We all need a break from some angst, right? I absolutely loved this prompt. I was laughing so much trying to right it out. Shiro would certainly mourn it; that shit’s expensive. Gosh. With Keith’s curiosity you know he got into Shiro’s makeup. As Keith got older he was eventually “allowed” to give his daddy a make over and try it himself (Shiro is still better). But I hope you enjoy this, as it’s the first time Keith got into Shiro’s makeup! Enjoy and I love you all for sending in lovely prompts!

x.V.x

              After two years Shiro still couldn’t believe that he was a dad. After two beautiful, wonderful years full of love, laughs and joy, Shiro still couldn’t believe how lucky he was to have Keith in his life. This little baby, all the way from Korea had saved his life. Keith was his saving grace and turned his life around from the hell it had become.

              It hadn’t been easy with constant worry and fear for Keith’s safety on top of nightmares and flashbacks. But every day Keith grew bigger and bigger, Shiro’s fears and anxiety would grow smaller and smaller. In in hard times, Shiro knew he would always have a smile just for his boy.

              Keith could walk now and was a force to reckon with as he stumbled around in search of an adventure. More than once, Shiro had nearly had a heart attack after Keith had fallen or when he had found Keith trying to get into the bathtub by himself. Shiro wondered if it was okay to be all grey by 28.

              While Keith was walking, and wandering, he still had yet to speak. Every now and again he would make noises or gestures that Shiro learned to understand but he still hadn’t uttered a single word. Not even an attempt. Shiro wasn’t worried though, Keith would speak when he was ready. As long as he was happy and healthy that was all that mattered.

              “Hey there buddy. What’re you doing in daddy’s room?” Shiro chuckled. Of course, he knew exactly where Keith was and had practically followed the two-year-old around the house, but even he knew that Keith needed some independence. So Shiro had faked entering the bathroom while Keith tottered into Shiro’s room by himself. Naturally, the young dad had baby-proofed every room in the house (to the extreme) and anything dangerous was locked away where Keith could never reach it.

              Keith gripped onto the comforter of Shiro’s tall bed, blinking brightly in Shiro’s direction. His large, blue eyes were full of curiosity as he swayed back and forth on his feet. Shiro cooed, snapping a quick picture of Keith in his tiny little choo-choo train pajamas, with his fist partially in his mouth and big eyes staring.

              “Did you get in here all by yourself?” Shiro laughed when Keith squeaked in response. He knew he sounded very different from the old Captain in the army who led an entire special operations, and his brothers would never let him live this down if they ever heard Shiro speaking like a toddler. They wouldn’t understand.

              Shiro dropped down to his knees when Keith let go of the comforter to stumble around the room some more. He took small, unsteady steps with Shiro right behind him, but he never once fell. Shiro smiled as he watched Keith examine his closet doors, his pillows, an old shirt lying on the floor before coming to stop by the bathroom drawer.

              “What’s in there?” Shiro asked with a smile when Keith gripped the handle of a drawer with one tiny hand. He didn’t expect a response from Keith but Keith paused to look at Shiro before turning his attention back to the drawer.

              He fumbled around with the handle, not quite understanding that you had to pull in order for it to open. Eventually, Keith seemed more interested in the texture of the handle than trying to open the drawer like he originally planned and Shiro laughed. He sat down on the bench in front of the mirror and watched Keith stare in fascination for a few more minutes before scooping the toddler into his arms. Keith snuffled in surprise until he realized it was Shiro who had him before relaxing. When Shiro pulled Keith onto his lap, the toddler turned around to give Shiro a pat on the cheeks. He wasn’t exactly gentle but Shiro didn’t mind at all. After all, Keith was like 20 pounds? Shiro didn’t think a baby could actually hurt him physically.

              “This is daddy’s makeup drawer.” Shiro said softly when Keith squeaked again. Keith turned in Shiro’s arm to stare in awe when Shiro opened the drawer. Shiro then pulled out palette after palette that he’d purchased over the years and set them onto the counter. “Daddy has lots of cool colors. And lots of eyeliners too.” Keith huffed in his arms and reached out towards Shiro’s pile of eye make-up.

              “You see Keith, daddy’s been building this up since he was about sixteen and your grandma bought him his first pencil liner.” Shiro chuckled at the memory and allowed Keith to grasp one of his liquid liners. Keith shook the product in fascination before cooing. “Daddy didn’t know how to do his eyes back then, and we don’t talk about those dark days.” Shiro smiled tightly and Keith squeaked again. “However, eventually daddy got the hang of it and started buying more on his own.  When daddy was younger he used to wear a lot of crazy bright colors, everyone was jealous. But as I get older the less “bold” I go but even after all this time, I still can make a killer winged eye.” Shiro said, gently taking the liner out of Keith’s hand and replacing it with a palette when Keith frowned.

              With one hand still snuggly around his baby, Shiro used the other to begin drawing a wing around his eye. Keith looked up in the mirror then, noticing what his daddy was doing and bounced. Even then, Shiro’s hand never faltered.

              “Your grandma was so mad, when I learned how to do this.” Shiro chuckled and moved onto the other eye once he was finished. He easily maneuvered away from Keith’s grabby hands and continued with his work.

              “One day, maybe daddy can teach you how to do this so you too can have the same power as me.” Shiro said with a bright grin once he was all done. “Do you see that Keith? If you want, one day this could all be yours.” Shiro dramatically gestured to his eyes and the makeup on the counter, only for Keith to huff loudly and slap Shiro’s cheek.

              Maybe when he’s older…

x.V.x

              “Keith baby? It’s time for a bath and then bed time.” Shiro called down the hallway. He knew exactly where Keith was. He was still exploring Shiro’s room and Shiro had left Keith alone for a minute while he turned on the bath.

              When Shiro reentered his room, his heart stopped and he nearly fell to his knees.

              The sight that greeted Shiro was horrific.

              Most terrible.

              Heartbreaking even.

              Keith perked up upon seeing his daddy, standing shakily on his own two feet. He bounced, two hands still on the mirror in front of him and looked over at Shiro. Of course, this sight was precious and not horrific at all, but it was the sight of the mirror and Shiro’s bathroom, along with Keith’s face that was horrific.

              For all over the mirror and bathroom floor, and even on Keith’s face were scribbled lines and smudges of makeup. In Keith’s little hand was one of Shiro’s favorite liquid liners and all across the floor were broken palettes and smushed pencils.

              “Oh no.” Shiro squeaked, falling to his knees in horror.

              He could see that almost every single one of his pencils were smushed and broken beyond repair. His eye palettes were cracked and dust was scattered all over the floor with tiny finger print smudges along his mirror. A couple of Shiro’s other liquid liners were left open and dry after having been dripping for who knows how long.

              Shiro mourned quietly at the fact that pretty much all of his makeup was destroyed. Even his eyes shadows – there was nothing left of them

              A single tear fell from one of Shiro’s perfect eyes.

              That had cost a fortune. And it was all destroyed in less than ten minutes.

              Shiro didn’t typically spend money on makeup over things like food, bills, clothes, stuff for Keith, but every now and again he liked to splurge when there were sales (right, “sales.” That was just when makeup was priced at what it should originally be priced at) and spend a little extra. However, even with sales that shit was still expensive.

              “Oh Keith.” Shiro moaned when Keith dropped the eye liner – the small brush had bristles sticking out from every direction from being handled roughly – and black ink splatter along the mirror Keith slowly tottered to Shiro, falling into his arms and Shiro easily caught him.

              Keith’s face had bits of blues and purple eye shadows and several messy lines of black liner all over his cheeks and forehead. He blinked happily up at Shiro as Shiro took one last look at the battlefield that was his room.

              “You won’t be getting any makeup until you learn to respect it.” Shiro sighed softly, standing up. He winced when he pulled a large chunk of a palette out of Keith’s hair and dropped it to the floor. However, a small smile slipped over Shiro’s lips and he pressed a big, wet kiss to Keith. The baby snuffled happily and rubbed his cheeks against Shiro, getting makeup all over Shiro’s own face, causing Shiro to laugh.

              “Oh baby, don’t ever change.” Shiro sighed happily before taking Keith to the bathroom. He wouldn’t change his son for anything in the world. Not for all the makeup in the world, not for world peace, not for anything. Shiro would love Keith no matter what. Keith was his son and he always would be, through good and through bad.

              Even if Keith had just destroyed over $300 in makeup.

              Shiro would mourn this later.

anonymous asked:

I agree with you on your response to that post like Niall's out there doing The Most™ and he's STILL getting shit on

Exactly! Like, I’m really happy for all of them, Louis going on stage on his mother’s birthday, like that’s amazing I’m so proud of him! And Liam with baby bean and Harry with his solo stuff coming. That’s all amazing but… just because Niall didn’t show us what he was doing today doesn’t mean he’s not doing anything. I mean, he just announced a show coming in May and will (probably) release a new single by then. He really has done the most during this break and he’s still being slept on.

China Cup: A Summary
  • Phichit: I fucking love this movie IT'S MY MOVIE
  • Guang-Hong: What a beautiful, delicate flower am I
  • Georgi: SHE LEFT ME NOW I PUT A CURSE ON HER
  • Leo: I want everyone to be happy and I'm actual sunshine
  • Christophe: We're all having sex on this ice all of us
  • Yuuri: Victor is mine bitches lemme drink those tears u cry

if vicchan’s own version of a katsudon™ as yuuri’s birthday present isn’t the purest thing ever then idk what else is

4

Than any boy you’ll ever meet 

Sweetie you had me

Y'all, I’m just so thankful because I honestly went into YOI expecting Viktor to be an asshole, diva, stuck-up superstar that’s hot shit and he knows it but… that’s not what I got at all??? Like, yeah, he’s a little bit of a diva. And yeah, he’s a superstar. But he’s also so PURE?? And earnest? He doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s just going around fucking winging it half the time but he’s so happy with Yuuri and he wants to be a good coach and prove that he can do a good job and he gets so excited about little things and stuffs his face with katsudon and #ninjas and says “wow” in his cute little voice and I just… I will never be able to thank Kubo-sensei enough for the wonderful gift that is Viktor Nikiforov.

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hoseok birthday bonanza!

day 06 - dancing

OKAY BUT LIKE IM HONESTLY SO DONE WITH EVERYONE TREATING SHERLOCK LIKE SHIT ALL THE TIME WHEN ALL HE DOES IS TRY HIS BEST TO HELP EVERYONE AND PROTECT EVERYONE BUT HES ONLY HUMAN AND CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH AND NO ONE CUTS HIM ANY SLACK LIKE EVERYONE ACTS LIKE EVERY MISTAKE HE MAKES IS DETRIMENTAL AND THAT HES NOT ALLOWED TO EVER MAKE A MISTAKE LIKE WTF IM JUST SO MAD SHERLOCK IS AN ANGEL AND DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER

OKAY BUT WHAT WAS REALLY ICONIC ABOUT THE SEASON WAS WHEN ALLURA PRAISED HUNK FOR GOING ON A MISSION WITH KEITH AND THE FIRST THING HE SAYS IS 

“allura, keith was there too”

LIKE HUNK WAS NOT HERE FOR ANY OF THAT AND I WAS REALLY HAPPY WHY DID NO ONE ELSE TRY TO SAY ANYTHING WHEN ALLURA WAS BEING SALTY ABOUT GALRA KEITH LIKE SHE 100% HAD A REASON BUT YOU WOULD THINK IDK SHIRO OR SOMEONE WOULD LIKE NOTICE OR STEP IN OR SOMETHING TO TRY AND CONVINCE HER THAT KEITH WAS JUST KEITH Y’KNOW????? IM 

HUNK YOU ARE A TRUE GIFT ILY

ok but is no one going to talk about phichit’s dream of having his own ice show

I MEAN JUST LOOK OK-

HES MADE EVERYONE LOOK SO CUTE WITH THOSE HAMSTER HATS IM GONNA CRY THEYRE ALL SO HAPPY and LOOK!!!! EVEN LEE SEUNG GIL IS WEARING THE RIDICULOUSLY CUTE HAT!!!

AND PLS GIVE PHICHIT SOME CREDIT FOR IMAGINING OUR OTABEK WEARING A HAMSTER HAT. OTABEK. WEARING. A. HAMSTER. HAT. 

YES. PHICHIT I HOPE U FULFILL UR GRAND DREAM BC BABY U AND THE OTHERS ALL DESERVE TO BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY AND LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST. PLS JUST LOOK AT PHICHIT’S FACE

JUST TELL ME THAT DOESNT MELT YOUR HEART. HES SUCH A BEAUTIFUL RAY OF SUNSHINE I WANT HIM TO ALWAYS BE THIS HAPPY!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

surprising your boyfriend like

Bitty doesn’t like lying to his boyfriend. It’s not his style. If anything, he’s honest to a fault. It’s not his speed to perpetrate deceptions, much less relish him.

Oh, but this… this is really kind of fun.

When he first tells Jack he’ll be heading home for Christmas, Jack is visibly disappointed. His face falls, and he heaves a sigh before mustering up his stoic face and telling Bitty “I hope you have fun.”

Bitty feigns concern. “Oh, now, what will you do? I know you’re playing on Christmas Eve day, so I suppose you can’t go home to your parents’.”

Jack shakes his head. “I’ll make do. I’m sure someone on the team will have me over.” But the sad glisten in his eyes is almost enough to make Bitty break down and confess right there.

Almost.

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