and he's all happy and shit

anonymous asked:

My economics teacher mentioned Johnny in class today in an example he gave and (as happens every time Johnny is mentioned when I don’t expect it) I got a happy jolt of surprise... but what struck me is that no one even seemed to consider anything negative about him at all - I think we overestimate how many people follow this jd/ah shit and actually care. Most probably just don’t think about it and think of Johnny as just another Hollywood star. (Sorry for ramble, was just happy!)

That’s great! Absolutely most people outside of Twitter/Tumblr don’t give a shit, which is nice :)

anonymous asked:

2p canada with a s/o who is shy and quiet at first but then warms up to be a loud and dorky person

  • Lives for this shit like omg
  • Is a dork with them
  • They probably talk about trees with each other
  • Don’t be loud while he’s sleeping he’ll get startled like a kitty
  • Buys them merch
  • He gets quieter just to hear you talk because he loves seeing how happy you are when you’re dorking out
  • Appreciates it SO much that you opened up to him

I am thankful for shitposts

I am thankful for beans

I am thankful for Wandor

All of these funny memes!


Funny bulborbs, Funny gorons

The Hoy-est of small fries

Don’t all of these funnies

Just bring tears to your eyes?


From Big Bulbs to Yiffumi

And all the way to Lambrance

I am so, so happy

To be given this wonderful chance


Let’s dip our toes into this creamy, creamy beach

Oh shit it’s the weed number

Let’s all just get naked

Perhaps we’ll wash each other

                                                        oͣ̾̐Oͬ̒̃ͯô̓ǒͦÓ͛ͭ͑O̿̈̈́0̑̒ͨO͗͐O̅́͗o͑ͤ̽ͦ͗͋õ.̊̒͑.͐͛̃̂ͤ͛̈́.ͯ.ͯ͊̄̃.ͩ͊ͤ̓̄̏͋.̑ͣ͋ͥ̂ͧ ̋̑M̎̈́a͗͋͒͑͋̌ͥr̔̊̋ͥ͒i͆̆oͬͣ̈́͛ͨͪ̔ ͒̒̔ͦͦͭ͂h̓o̅̌ͫ̽̒̌rͬ͆nͦͬ̂̑̆ŷ͊ͯͩ̎̚

Here comes our Jayby Boy

Shouting BABABOOIE

He’s our sweet little dinner bell

Calling for you and me


Let’s gather round the TeamViewer

As we plant our asses in comfy seating

Let’s vore up this yummy food

During the greatest of Social Eatings


So this place… This beautiful place…

Our happy little willage

I think that’s what i’m most thankful for.

digging that one flag

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“i walked around forever and a day, wearing sequins and looking like a mermaid superhero. i danced with strangers, got yelled at by a construction worker, hugged a time traveler… all the while looking p damn carefree.
in my mind, i was anxious and really self-conscious. we didn’t even write the treatment around that, it just was the reality of filming Fake Happy on the streets of one of the busiest cities in the world. the only moment that any underlying emotion (other than “happy”) is apparent is at the very end…
.
zac directed the video. he conceptualized it and insisted we shoot it on film. very proud of him. proud of me for not giving a shit that im the only one in this video. we made another something we love for the band we grew up in. i love paramore
.” - Hayley Williams 

listen, i know everyone wants tony to have this final big arch where he dies. and i’m in my corner wanting him to live out a happy life with pepper in the middle of nowhere, with a bunch of genius little kids running around with baby DUM-Es.

People need to know there is no one like NU’EST Ren, he’s been destroying gender norms and standing for what he believes in since 2012, He’s truly one in a million! #BornThis_RenDay

It’s Ren’s 22nd Birthday today! So I thought I’d write this to let people know how unique Ren is as an idol. Theres many reasons why a fan might stan an idol, but it warms my heart seeing the warm and genuine Love given to Ren today! People have been inspired by everything he stands for and confidence in fighting for what he believes in since day 1.

- Despite being only 16 when he debuted as NU’EST maknae in 2012, he has always challenged gender stereotypes

Ren is basically obsessed with Lady Gaga, and wants to be his fans strength like her. Even in 2012, his debut teaser is obviously inspired by Gaga. Although in the beginning, he said, he did like stuff like long hair and nail art, Pledis kinda OTT ‘girly’ image was forced on him and caused him a lot of trouble, constant misgendering and harassment. But eventually he did grow confident and even had his long blond hair for over 2 years. 

-He challenged Gender Norms yet Again in 2016 in a viral Chinese CF, where he both wore “Men’s” and ‘Women’s” clothing

His Instagram caption said “Am I a Man or Women? I am a Man😂, Fashion Makes a Person and Their Impression” he said people can wear whatever they want to, it doesn’t matter what gender you are. He yet again showed he was a role model to fans who struggled to be accepted. 

-When told he was “Like a girl” by an MC, he replied with “Thank You” He doesn’t consider being called a girl an insult.


In fact I could tell Mingi was pretty angry on the inside, but he remained polite as always, and confidently answered that it made him happy, what a legend!

-The same MC pushed him further trying to insult him by saying he likes to wear Women’s cloths- he calmly replied “I like it,”

Seriously how many idols do you know who’d react like Ren did?! Most male idols masculinity is so fragile they’d try to refuse it imediently; but like I said Ren is one in a million. I love him so much for never taking shit from anyone, and always pushing for equality when it came to fashion/clothing. Its kinda sad most kpop fans don’t know all the times Ren has shut haters and misogynists down! 

-He stands for the causes he believes in, such as wearing the Sewol Ferry Disaster bracelet every single day

-He owns and wears many items that are for Charity, such as MaryMond

He told a fan he feels its meaningful to help people, which really shows how pretty his heart is. The thing is he did all of these things secretly, even before NU’EST became famous this year. He’s always been like this.

-He has always posted about Human Tragedies and natural disasters on his social media to raise awareness

-He constantly tell’s his fans they are perfect the way they are don’t need to change and a pretty heart is the thing that makes you beautiful

Personally, when I saw he said this years ago, i really fell for him. Whenever I hate myself or my appearance, I always remember Ren said this, and feel better … cos honestly it’s true. Even thought he himself is not always confident, he tries to make loves confident, and showers us with love daily irl or in the fancafe. In a country and industry obsessed with physical appearance, for him to say this is pretty progressive and a big deal!

-He’s done countless other amazing things like cheer the Produce 101 trainees up when everyone was depressed, even though he was hurting himself and is always the life and soul of NU’EST, he always protects and cheers up his members.

In conclusion Choi Mingi aka Ren of NU’EST has been mercilessly tearing down Gender and societal norms, while standing up for what he believes him with a confidence few idols have, since he was 16 years old.

Stan a Man who is beautiful inside and out, a total diva, no.1 Gaga fan, powerful maknae and absolute LEGEND REN!! 

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Than any boy you’ll ever meet 

Sweetie you had me

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Chanyeol loves Suho’s butt ♡ (Bonus: touching his ears and neck;;)

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-meeting at school and he thinks you’re so cute right off the bat

-he would try the whole ‘play it cool’ thing but you’re just so gosh darn cute he finds himself falling head over heals in love with all the cute little things you do

-once you’re together he’s just so happy

-LET HIM BE HAPPY FOR ONCE PLEASE

-he loves telling you how much he loves you and hearing how much you love him

-PDA

-he loves touching you. hand holding. arm over your shoulder. hugs. everything.

-he’s constantly smiling when you’re around

-him telling you about the Upside-down

-protecting the shit out of each other

-just ultimate power couple

-getting matching nail-bats

-the kids looking up to you

-being the mom just like Steve’s the dad

-”did we just sort of adopt six kids?

-Steve giving advice to your ‘kids’ and you immediately debunking his terrible dating advice

-the kids looking up to you guys and you’re perfect relationship thats built on love, trust and friendship

-stealing his shirts or sun-glasses

-matching Halloween costumes

-Dustin telling you all the cute things Steve says about you while you’re not around

-but Dustin also telling Steve all the cute things you say about him when he’s not around

-movie cuddle dates

-dates where you drive around and talk

-kisses where you both just end up smiling and giggling because you’re so in love

-never ever ever down playing how in love with each other you are

-studying together

-long phone calls on your land line that make your parents upset because they want to use the phone

-making a couple cassette tape of all your couple songs 

-sharing ear phones on your walkman

-being so in sync

-like you’ll both be listening to one of your kids and he’ll pull out a cigarette and you pull out a lighter and while still looking at the kids you’ll light his cigarette for him

-long make out sesh’s in his car

-constantly complimenting each other and there’s just so much positivity it kind of grosses everyone out 

-Max coming to you about having a crush on Lucas

-Lucas going to Steve about having a crush on Max

-totally setting them up together and then you and Steve watch them be cute like proud parents

-him leaving you little thoughtful gifts

-driving the kids around in his car and you blast music and sin duets together that make the kids sort of uncomfortable

-he holds your hand while he drives and the kids in the back are like “Steve! both hands on the wheel!”

-king of chivalry, if you’re ever cold, his jacket becomes your jacket

-you guys cant go 24 hours without seeing each other

-honestly, he’s my squishy little love boi

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hoseok birthday bonanza!

day 06 - dancing

“You steal the air out of my lungs, you make me feel it

I pray for everything we lost, buy back the secrets

Your hand forever’s all I want

Don’t take the money

Don’t take the money”

BTS replaced you. - pt.2

[pt.1] [pt.2] [pt.3] [pt.END]


Originally posted by fairybcby

After the conversation we shared I muted the conversation, there was nothing I wanted to hear anymore and nothing I wanted to do but sleep. I was curious of what they had to say, if anything at all but at the same time I didn’t want to know because they probably don’t think it’s a big deal they’ve missed my birthday three years in a row. I sat at my dining room table, staring at the candlelit cake in front of me. It was their favourite, strawberry flavour and just looking at it reminded me of them and how they won’t be here again to share this too large cake for one with me.

For so long I believed that we were best friends, that we were inseparable and nothing or no one could come between the friendship we shared because we had been through so much with one another. But I was wrong. They let her get between us. I don’t want to be a selfish brat that I’m seeming to be, but they just forgot me so easily after spending a week with her, wouldn’t that hurt you? They used to be the first people to say happy birthday to me, even if they were away they’d never forget to FaceTime me at 12am - but this year, even though we were supposed to celebrate, they didn’t call at 12, they didn’t send me a text. Because they forgot, and they left me waiting for them like a fool standing outside the restaurant in the winter cold holding my own birthday cake. They promised. They promised that they were going to celebrate with me this year for sure, they even made sure they had no schedule clashes today so that we could celebrate, but just like that they forgot and I was replaced with someone new, someone better.

People looked at me funny, people who walked into the restaurant, had their meal and came back out to see me still standing there alone - they all looked at me with pity in their eyes. ‘That girl must’ve got stood up’ must be what they were all thinking. Yeah I was stood up by my seven best friends. The entire week they’ve been hanging out, the entire week they’ve dismissed me. ‘If it was important we would have remembered’ ‘Clearly wasn’t all that important’, that hurt to say the least, it only told me how much I didn’t mean to them, making it clear to me that they don’t need me in their lives anymore because they have someone new, someone that let’s them have the personal space that they needed and I understood now. I was only ever thinking of myself and what I wanted. Maybe they didn’t forget, maybe this was their way to tell me that our friendship is over. 

I blew out the candle without making a wish, wishes don’t come true. I’ve wished for the same thing the last two years and each following year I end up getting disappointed. I crawled into bed and went to sleep, eyes slightly wet from crying. But a few hours later, I heard my phone ring; I picked up without even checking the caller ID. 

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bluandorange  asked:

now I'm eagerly awaiting the day Hanzo and McCree can be loudly heard from anywhere in the watchpoint snarking back and forth, Hanzo projecting from the diaphragm about idk all the cool shit he did last mission and McCree is just cackling about how they outsmarted their foes or w/e

A running joke among the other agents will be how quiet and timid Hanzo is, based on how he was when he first arrived. They take aside newbies and whisper, “When you meet Hanzo, keep your voice down and try not to smile. He hates loud noises and happiness.”

Then he strides into the room and bellows, 

“NEW RECRUITS! YOU HONOR US WITH YOUR PRESENCE, BUT BE WARNED: THIS WORK IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. IF I HAVE TO SNIPE MORE THAN THREE ENEMIES SNEAKING UP BEHIND YOU, MY NEXT TARGET WILL BE YOUR ASSES! NOW COME, MY HUSBAND HAS PREPARED A KARAOKE PARTY TO WELCOME YOU. IF YOU EVEN THINK TO MAKE FUN OF HIS SONG CHOICES, I WILL 

S  K  E  W  E  R 

YOU. COME! THE PARTY AWAITS!”

And then he proceeds to outdrink and outfight even the rowdiest newbie until McCree claps a hand on his shoulder and reminds him that Angela made him promise not to send more than five to the infirmary. He takes Hanzo away somewhere to spend the rest of the evening, but it’s hard to tell exactly where because you can hear their bellowing laughter literally EVERYWHERE.

anonymous asked:

dan is so beautiful and anyone who disagrees is lying. like have you seen that boy? he has slight curves and a soft face and his lips jesus christ. and gorgeous long legs and he has a little bit of a chub tum. everything about him is so soft yet he can go from holy shit to aww it literally two seconds and he looks gorgeous in literally everything.

i thought this answer needed some visual representation

like this is just a random liveshow screenshot?? hOW??

WHY WHY WHY yOU knOw what this is dOIng to us bOIIIIII

phil lester: photographer extraordinaire

fOr fUCk!!!!!

my heart is soft :(((

tHE squISHieST bOYe???

the purest human :((( 7 hours of training a week looks good on him

eXCUse mE????

he deserves all the happiness in the world :(( i’m so :(((

gOD

this entire panel was a blessing for our eyes

i will nEVer be over this. eVER.

more denim jacket dan 2kforever pls :(((

fRECKles???? so good man :((((

i would die for him

gLoRiouS. stUnNinG. what is existence honestly


truly, what have we done to deserve him. i need to lie down.