and he's all happy and shit

Honestly thank you NCTzens who attended the apple store thingy and made it known to johnny hes loved and handsome as hell, i have never seen him smile that hard on any event in my entire 2 and a half years of life as a johnny stan

kala-wolfgang-trash prompted:

“Ok i was imagining kalagang in paris and kala was like cooking a meal for wolfie and he wasnt used to this and also she was trying to learn how to cook german meals for him and its just a fluffy mess with them being happy in paris and everything”

First of all, happy birthday my dear!  I hope you had an amazing day.  Now, I suck at cooking and know nothing about German food except stereotypes and such, so all food talk here comes from some Google searching.  If anyone who knows how to cook and/or knows anything about German food sees something I got wrong, please correct me! (Also holy shit I would never drink black coffee, but it’s my headcanon that that’s how Wolfgang takes his coffee so accept it.)  Takes place in a vague Whispersless future because Paris is the Kalagang happy place, okay?

When Wolfgang wakes that morning, he finds that he is alone in the bed.  For a moment, panic floods through him.  But then he smells something delicious coming from the little kitchenette in his and Kala’s Parisian hotel room, and he remembers that they are safe.  Wolfgang rolls outs of bed and puts on a pair of boxers, then gets up to see what Kala is making.

Kala is already fully dressed for the day, clearly having been up for a bit.  She stands over a skillet, cooking several sausages attentively. Wolfgang slides up behind her and puts his hands on her hips, pulling himself close to her.

“Mm, smells delicious,” he says.  Then he pauses a moment.  “What’s the occasion?”

She turns her head to plant a quick peck on his cheek.  “No occasion. We’ve made so many of my father’s recipes, I wanted to try to make something that was German for once.”

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How the boys would react by knowing that you are dating another guy;


– Did you know y/n is dating another guy?  – a fan says to him.  He takes a deep breath when he hears that. 

– Yeah I fucking know this shit thank you for reminding me!  – he says furiously. 


– So Slash do you have something to say about y/n’s boyfriend? – the interviewer asks and Slash rolls his eyes.

– Look man all I want is for her to be happy no matter who she is I don’t fucking care about her new boyfriend!  – Slash says and Izzy smiles.

– You are a liar.  – Izzy says. And it’s true, Slash hates your new boyfriend. 

Steven Adler: 

– Steven, are you ok?  –  Duff asks and Steven smiles.

– Yes man, I’m fine… Just leave me alone.  – but he was terrible and all he could think to relieve was the drugs.  – fuck!  – he murmured. 


– Duff where are you going?  – Slash asked for his friend who was full of angry.

– I need call her!  SHE’S MY GIRLFRIEND!  – Duff goes to the nearest phone completely upset.


– And she looks great with her new boyfriend…

– Please stop talking.  – Axl asks Steven who was talking about you and your new boyfriend. – are you ok?  – he asks Izzy.

– It’s alright man, it’s better this way…  – he breaths deeply and as the guys start talking about something else, Izzy was thinking about how much his life was a fucking shit at that moment. 

anonymous asked:

I'm not trying to be rude, I really do love your legacy but it's a little gross how okay everyone here seems to be with cheating. Like I get that they have deep feelings for each other and all that but Lace and Merlot are married to other people. As someone who has been cheated on, that shit can ruin you, and it's hard to be happy that they're together when they're doing something so disgusting. If you want to be with someone who isn't your current partner, break up THEN pursue someone else.

Im sorry it upsets you. I think it stems from the fact she literally died and he changed the timeline to save her. Even then they could not escape eachother. Was it the right way to go about it. No certainly not but the story is what it is and they wanted to see what happened the day Cherry was concieved. That’s what happened.

YEJIN REALLY HAS SOME FUCKING NERVE????????? holy shit all offense but she is like 16 ??? does she not understand what boundaries mean ??? n all her teenage angst rich girl attitude aside what the fuck is up with jooman ?? I am genuinely confused, I want him and sulhee to be together but sul deserves so much better than him because shes living in the moment of their relationship. shes not swayed by others joy and happiness that she can’t enjoy her own and she appreciates the little things that she can still do with him even though he no longer feels that way. I clearly understand why jooman is scared, why he wants to become better so he can give sul what she deserves but sneaking out to meet a chick that has strong romantic intentions towards you isn’t what sul deserves. jooman cares so much about what others think but who he should really care about is sulhee because she doesn’t give TWO SHITS that hes not getting promoted, she doesn’t care that their families aren’t approving, she literally DOES NOT CARE about any of the obstacles in front of her besides her love and relationship with jooman ??? shes trying so hard to protect what they have but jooman isn’t holding up the other end because hes so scared like does he think sulhee isn’t scared ??? I’m sorry but jooman is so fucking selfish, if you’re so wary then let sul go so she can meet someone that actually treats her right.

ppl think naruto is affectionate but Holy Shit sasuke is so affectionate. maybe not as publicly as naruto but in private + around friends sasuke doesnt care and does the sappiest most romantic affectionate shit. he sits in naruto’s lap and hangs off him, idly places little kisses around his face and jaw, plays in naruto’s hair, etc and naruto is so happy and just beams the whole time. when they’re hanging out with friends they’re always in their own little world with each other and whisper flirty shit at each other and everyone around them can’t even be annoyed because they’re so fond and happy that their friends are happy

new friends who don’t usually see them like that get mildly horrified by all the pda but their closer friends like sakura and shikamaru are just like “don’t worry theyre always like this” while sasuke is fucking clinging to naruto like he’d die w/o him while they’re just sitting on the couch watching a shitty movie

kanayawillows  asked:

@Kyle Okay seriously, why the hell is everyone being dicks toward you guys? I wasn't aware there were children that followed you on here. I support you and Eric 100% who gives two shits if he's "big boned" as he's called himself before. What fucking matters, is that you guys are happy, and everyone needs to understand that shit.

Those anons don’t have any intelligent questions to ask. That’s all.
- Kyle

anonymous asked:

What do you think the afterlife was like for Severus? I've seen headcanons where he makes up with Lily but to be honest I don't think she would want anything to do with him. For all his good deeds, he still got her killed. And he still treated her son like shit, whatever the reasons. And that's not really something one can forgive and then say "We're chums again", is it? Was he all alone again? It makes me sad if that was the case.

At the risk of sounding like a Godless heathen, I struggle to imagine any sort of afterlife - and although it’s been a long time since I studied various beliefs, I thought the idea in a Christian framing was that you were judged at the gates, and then you either were rewarded with spiritual/physical pleasure in Heaven, or you were damned to spiritual/physical torment in Hell.

So I don’t think there’s room in that reading for Lily to judge Severus in that sort of way - he’s either accepted through the gates and absolved of sin, or he’s banished.  By virtue of both characters being in Heaven, peace has been made.

Still, my happy ever after for Severus is one where he gets to move on and it doesn’t revolve around Lily forgiving or admonishing him.  Whilst Lily was paramount in Severus becoming someone other than an angry Death Eater, the memory of her - combined with the war, Voldemort, Dumbledore and his atonement - ended up being like bindweed around Severus’ life, preventing him from becoming his own man with his own hopes and dreams and aspirations - and that was a waste.

digging that one flag


I first saw Woodstock running across a turnpike we were turning onto late one dark night in Peachtree Georgia Atlanta. Whilst we were shooting Lawless. He was a stray. 11 weeks old. Oh No we thought. Quickly Go get that dog not even sure it was a dog. Actually.  We stopped the car. It was pitch black literally. I used my phone to light the road in case a car came round the turnpike and couldn’t see me. And malletted me. And I tried to cover some ground but he was fast.  I watched this thing Running towards the highway in the pitch black making good speed towards the cars and lorries and I remember seeing what were its floppy ears bouncing towards the traffic. That dogs had it I thought. I couldn’t make out how big it was what breed it was? Nothing  just those two ears flapping away above a frantic bundle. Hurtling away from us towards impending doom that was for certain. Whatever it was had no road sense and was tearing away. I panicked a little because I couldn’t help it had no name to shout and now it was close to the freeway. I put my fingers to my mouth and I whistled. Loud as I could. The whistle pierced the black. And It stopped the dog dead in its tracks. Then it turned and set eyes on me in one swift movement the ears about faced and the dog decided to run straight at me in the darkness all flashes of teeth and snarling And shrieking. Fuck this I thought that’s not a fkn dog. What am I doing. It ran straight at me and hit me around the legs I couldn’t see but I could hear the distress and I reached down thinking I’m going to get bitten. It was so noisy shrieking. I snatched out expecting to feel teeth and grabbed a fist full of soft neck fur lifted what was actually an incredibly light weight up to my face and shone my phone at it. It was a very small bundle literally sagging from its neck fur with two big brown eyes staring straight into mine. Terrified and utterly quiet. When I got back to the car and sat in my seat he lay on my shoulder and fell asleep. And snored clearly he’d been through a lot. And now the ordeal was seemingly over enough for him to relax. Jessica asked me was he a girl or a boy. Its a boy I said. How do you know. Erm… I can feel his Woodstock. great !!! let’s call him Woodstock!!! And so it was. He was covered in dogshit. Now so was I. And we rode and We took him straight to the pet store to clean him up and buy him well things.., lots of things things dogs need and we walked the aisles the three of us letting him
Choose toys and his lead and his collar. I’ll
Never forget that night. It was wonderful. One minute he was almost dead next terrified. Then picked up by strangers then after He had a power nap in the car, the next he’s walking with his bandy leg John Wayne strut under the strip lighted aisles of this massive pet store happy and playful.
He wore a red bandana that night and from then on and drank religiously from the toilet throughout the night despite having a few bowls of water in the apartment he was every inch a survivor.  He wasnt house broken it didn’t matter we were outdoors mostly and He ate through trailer doors and made many friends and Pnut had him on the lead off set and He became our onset dog  I will always be eternally grateful to Georgia. It gave me the greatest of joys of being a dog owner  And the bestest of friends after Max had passed Woody arrived He was 11 weeks old approx. The first morning we had him. He ate a turd and we chased him to drop it but he gobbled it down because he must have thought we wanted to eat it. So he ate it as fast as he could. We just wanted him to eat some real food. He now had plenty. But there was a survivor in him. That was clear he had had to eat what he could and from then on it was clear he had food issues. But he would never go hungry again. His nickname was Yamaduki. Because he literally yammed down a duki. So Woodstock Yamaduki was his full name. Woody Thomas later Woody two shoes and Wu for short.

Woody came back to the Uk after Jess’s parents kindly looked after him to avoid quarantine they house trained him. He had my tshirt from Warrior. I picked him up from them in California when I shot Dark Knight and thanked them. He hadn’t forgotten me and despite the tireless efforts and hard work that Jessica’s Mum and husband had put into Woody he heard my whistle again and turned and ran at me and didn’t look back. I felt for them but secretly I was very happy that my friend and I were reconnected.  We all had a picnic we jumped into a lake Woody too and then it was clear Woody couldn’t swim and I hauled his ass out of the lake. Dragging him out the shit a second time cemented a pattern. I have hauled him out of rivers and ponds on many occasion since that day such was his love to chase ducks. Especially the Thames.
his rabies titer had cleared he spent a week in quarantine and he became a Londoner.

He was an Angel. And he was my best friend. We went through so much together.
Charlotte worked tirelessly with him to get him through a rough case of separation anxiety. He loved her like his Mum. And when she was pregnant he gaurded her fiercely.

He has been on many sets. Met many crews. Photo shoots premieres made many many friends he was #73 most influential animal in TIME magazine. He beat JAWS. Something we all thought was brilliant. He’s been in peaky blinders. Legend everyone who met him loved him. He didn’t have a bad bone in his body. All he knew was love.

I don’t normally speak out about family and friends but this is an unusual circumstance. Woody affected so many people in his own right so with great respect to his autonomy and as a familiar friendly face to many of you, it is with great great sadness a heavy heart that I inform you that after a very hard and short 6 month battle with an aggressive polymyostisis Woody passed away, two days ago. He was only Age 6. He was Far too young to leave us and We at home are devastated by his loss I am ultimately grateful for his loyal companionship and love and it is of some great comfort that he is no longer suffering. Above all I am completely gutted. the world for me was a better place with him in it and by my side.
To the bestest friend ever. To me and to a family who loved him beyond words and whom he loved without doubt more than I have ever known. Woody was the bestest of journey companions we ever could dream of having. Our souls intertwined forever.

A friend told me

He was special bro, a shining example of man’s best friend. He burnt very very bright and, those that burn very bright sometimes burn half as long.

Thankyou Woody for choosing to find us. We will love you and be with you and you with us forever. Never ever ever forgotten. Your Boy tom xxx I love you beyond words. To the moon and back again and again to
Infinity and beyond. Run with Max now and the Angels. I will see you when I get there.
With all of me I love you. Always Thankyou for
Your love beautiful boy.

swimforfish  asked:

Imagine Vitya walking in one evening to find Yuuri slow dancing with Makkachin (who's standing on his hind legs with his tail wagging fast). He comes in all suave and asks if he can have the next dance, and Yuuri smiles and passes Makkachin's paws over to Viktor. Viktor pouts bc "No, that's not what I meant, Yuuri" but he dances with the pup anyway and Makkachin is just happy he gets to dance with dad.



hoseok birthday bonanza!

day 06 - dancing


Than any boy you’ll ever meet 

Sweetie you had me

the story of the underwear cockles op

y’all wanna hear the story of how @amazinmango and i got this photo op at phxcon this weekend?


so here’s the thing: n o n e of this was planned. it was amazing, hilarious, ridiculous kismet. 

mango’s had his birthday recently, and so i brought his birthday present with me to phxcon. part of the present was a pair of jensen’s underbears (i think the text i sent mango right after jib was, “we’re close enough that it’s not weird if i buy u underwear right????”) bc i thought that was hilarious from jib and mango is a huge jensen fan and dean!boy. so the original joke was just that mango could have the bear underwear. i also got him a second pair in orange, bc orange is his fav colour. this was as far as i thought this would go. 

so i get into phoenix thursday night and give mango his present. we didn’t know there were cockles photo ops until friday afternoon when we saw hard tickets for sale. i distinctly remember being bummed that my hometown con had cockles photo ops for sale online but phxcon, the one i was actually going to, did not. but obviously once i saw they were available, like. THERE WAS ONLY ONE CHOICE. so after deciding it was completely financially irresponsible when we have no money, i bought the op. 

i can’t remember when it occurred to us that we had both the underbears and a pair of lucky orange underwear for misha in our hotel room. we wanted to do something fun and funny for the op, and cracked ourselves up at the idea. but we were also aware that it could be, you know, kind of sort of maybe intensely uncomfortable to be like (a) i know what underwear u were wearing and (b) here i brought pairs of them for you to further laugh over. i have a T E R R I B L E akdslkjkas embarrassment squick, so we didn’t want to do anything that made us uncomfortable, and we definitely didn’t want to do anything that would make misha or jensen uncomfortable. we wanted them to have fun with us and play around with us. 

we ran our idea passed our roomie, who has some good con experience, to see if she thought it would fly or not. we agreed on judging our plan based on their mood on the day and asking them if they felt comfortable enough to do it was the best course of action, with a back-up plan ready to go immediately just in case, so j+m knew we were serious that they could totally pass on it if it was weird. CONSENT AND SAFE SPACE. we were hella concerned about this. 

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character moodboard - all for the game : Nicky Hemmick

Happy birthday to my little sunshine Nicky!

⤷  “Hello, there’s protein in the peanut butter”, Nicky said.
       “Let go of me before I tell Andrew you’re outlawing chocolate. 
     I said let go. You’re not the boss of me. Ouch!
        Did you seriously just hit me?”

    “I’m walking away and pretending I don’t know you”, Aaron said.
      “Traitor”, Nicky called after him.

    “Kevin, just let him go”, Neil said. “It’s not worht fighting over.”
      “When out defense is sluggish we all suffer”, Kevin said.

    “You aren’t serious”, Nicky said. “We’ve got how many hours until          serve? This will all be out of my system by then. 
     You can watch me take a shit if you don’t believe me.
       I didn’t think you were into that kind of thing but - ha”, he crowed      when Kevin stomped off. He flashed Neil a triumphant grin, oblivious to        the way the store clerks were staring at them.

    “I’m a master of persuasion”

1D as fic writers:

Liam: write beautifully but is underrated, not enough kudos, not enough comments, is happy to write still because he just needs the words out of him at all cost. Hasn’t heard about doing fic posts with nice edits, doesn’t link in the notes because what even is an html code what? you’re speaking a foreign langage right now. 

Niall: only writes fluff, a fandom favorite but couldn’t care less about his popularity, would kill you if you ever send him an ask about adding some angst because “why do you hate love anon? Who hurt you?” 

Harry: Is the biggest angst hoe in all the land, the tags left by his followers under his fic posts make you wonder if they really love his shit or not  (from “noooooo” “this is going to hurt so good” “I hate you” to “Don’t do this to me”). Posts during the night when everyone is asleep then smirks and sleeps like a baby imagining the fandom exploding in the morning when he posts his 150k long angstfest. Is rather absent from his blog after that.

Louis: specialises in slow burn with a happy ending, is a fandom favorite but still doesn’t know why, and can’t believe it when his stats are good. Loves symbolism and writing banter. Loves co-writing and headcanoning. Does his fare share of shitposting when he’s not writing fics.

Zayn: Writes great fics then orphan them all, leaves the fandom and you never hear from him again.

Let’s take a moment to appreciate how much fucking LOVE there is in Star Wars and how fast it happens but how REAL it feels, how PRECIOUS it is

So I’m a very, very shippy person, and I ship a lot of stuff in Star Wars hard but I want to take a moment to appreciate how friendships form in these amazing movies. 

Let’s start with a New Hope. 

Here is Han Solo. 

All he wants is to be a grumpy smuggler with one trustworthy, hairy friend and no debts and no worries. 

Is that so much to ask?

Hahaha, yes, sir. Yes it is.

Because here is this goddamn FARM kid who is naive and idealistic and believes SO HARD in doing the right thing and is so disappointed in how jaded Han is

and also this sassy, rude, intelligent BRAT of a princess who has lost everything but still believe so much in their pointless rebellion and she’s also so very disappointed in how jaded he is

and he wants so much to just walk away, but he CAN’T because even though he’s known them for A DAY they are in his head and they’re in his heart, and fuck it, he comes back and helps them save the day (and so many days after) and they are SO HAPPY


Then there’s FORCE AWAKENS. 

Where we have this guy who about to get executed, but at the last minute he’s saved by a guy who desperately wants to escape, because he doesn’t want to be a weapon. He’s dressed like the enemy, but he says it’s a rescue.

And even though Poe has suffered so much torture at the hands of these people he’s just like OKAY I TRUST YOU LET’S FUCKING DO THIS

and then they’re escaping he realizes those bastards never even gave his savior a NAME and he’s like:


And Finn is like YES, YES IT IS. 

But then it’s NOT cool because things go wrong and he tries really hard to save Poe but there IS no Poe and all there is a jacket, but he takes it, because even though it was so brief, they had this CONNECTION , and he wants to remember this brave man who gave him a name and got him OUT of hell

But then, OMG.






HAVE MY JACKET AND MY HEART (oh fuck I did a shipping thing sorry I’ll stop now)



Let’s go back to that grumpy smuggler. 

Sadly because of reasons he has become a grumpy smuggler once again. 






And last but not least (THERE IS NO LEAST, EVERYTHING IS AMAZING) we’ve got Finn and Rey

They start off a little rocky because of misunderstandings 

And also, explosions

but 20 minutes later…

they are BFFs and SO FUCKING DELIGHTED with each other

And they kinda get pulled in different directions for a second because they’ve both got SOME SHIT going on, but the SECOND he realizes she’s in danger, it’s NOPE. I WILL GO TO THE LAST PLACE IN THE GALAXY I WANT TO BE FOR YOU. I WILL RISK EVERYTHING. 


I just love them all so much. I’m so happy they found each other. MY HEART. 


JIBCon 2017 Sunday - Jensen/Misha PO story

I can’t describe how much these photos mean to me.. everything started with me wanting two Jen/Mish photos because I couldn’t get one last year and so I was in need of a hug but I also wanted to have “something intimate” - a pose where the emotional support was visible but not stepping over any boundaries. So I came up with the idea of this pose where I stand with the back to the camera and have my arms around Misha and Jensen. That transformed to the pose you see above, where Jensen should protect Misha and me and we just hide in his chest. After 12x22 you all know this pose as the “family hug” and a friend of mine actually did exactly that with J2, but I had the idea way before 12x22 aired and after what happened in 12x23 I knew I had to give Misha as much love as he could get that weekend! 

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