and he'll look fabulous

The Incredibles (2004 Film) : Sentence Starters
  • "'Greater good?' I am your wife/husband! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get!"
  • "Where.Is.My.Super.Suit?"
  • "It will be bold! Dramatic!"
  • "No capes!"
  • "I didn't know the baby's powers so I covered the basics."
  • "The public is in danger!"
  • "_______ doesn't have any powers."
  • "Well, (s)he'll look fabulous anyway."
  • "We survived but we're dead!"
  • "This is a hobo suit, darling."
  • "I never look back, darling! It distracts from the now."
  • "And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees."
  • "That's a new feature."
  • "Look at me when I'm talking to you, _______!"
  • "Stop right now, or you're fired!"
  • "Do not change the subject, _______! We're discussing your attitude!"
  • "No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again."
  • "You mean you killed off real heroes so that you could pretend to be one?"
  • "See? Now you respect me, because I'm a threat."
  • "Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologuing!"
  • "My God, you've gotten fat."
  • "Normal? What do you know about normal?"
  • "The only normal one is _______, and (s)he's not even toilet trained!"
  • "_______... this is the third time this year you've been sent to the office."
  • "Sometimes I just want it to stay saved!"
  • "Honey, you know why we can't do that."
  • "You always say 'Do your best', but you don't really mean it."
  • "The last thing you need is temptation."
  • "Pull-yourself-together!"
  • "I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry..."
  • "Fight! Win!"
  • "Well, not every superhero has powers, you know."
  • "I work alone."
  • "I am your biggest fan."
  • "And your outfit is totally ridiculous!"
  • "We get there when we get there!"
  • "You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes."
  • "_______, it's great to see you, but I gotta tell you, I've got no idea what you're talking about."
  • "Yes, words are useless!"
  • "Yeah. No school like the old school."
  • "I'm always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"
  • "While what? I watch helplessly from the sidelines? I don't think so."
  • "I can't lose you again!"
  • "Your identity is your most valuable possession."
  • "They will kill you if you give them the chance."
  • "I hereby declare war on peace and happiness!"
  • "(S)He starts monologuing."
  • "Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won't shut up!"
  • "Just like old times, huh _______?"
  • "Luck favors the prepared."
  • "(S)He puts thumbtacks on my stool."
  • "It's not my fault! _______ ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it..."
  • "_______, you're making weird faces again."
  • "That was the best vacation ever!"
  • "I should have told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry."
  • "To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling."
  • "You gotta admit this is cool! Just like a movie!"
  • "Valuing life is not weakness."
  • "If you haven't noticed, _______, we're not doin' so hot either."
  • "Look, I performed a public service. You act like that's a bad thing."
Who Should You Fight? ((Undertale Edition))
  • Frisk: .....why???? Really, why? Literally everyone else has tried to kill them, so I can see why you would want a turn, but do you really think this is a good idea? Think about your life. Think about your choices.
  • Toriel: Just try it lmao- no really, do it. I'm sure that will go SO well for you. Sure, she looks sweet and gentle, and she is, but if you even try to lay a hand on her or anyone else, she will W R E C K YOU. You gon' be roasted with fire magic and baked into a snail pie. Good try.
  • Sans: N O NO NO NO NO NO NNOOOOOOO YOU WILL HAVE A BA D TIME
  • Papyrus: What the hell is wrong with you? You could, and you'd win, but here's the fucked up thing: Papyrus totally COULD kick your ass. He could kill you if he damn well pleased. Though this little cinna-skeleton will never let you get lower than 1HP; if you still have the audacity to fight him... sure, you'll win... but at what cost?
  • Undyne: Do it. Just fight her. Just fucking fight her. I mean, sure, she'll absolutely wreck you, but you'll still have a fun time. If you accidentally die, you have to admit it'd be kind of worth it, right?
  • Dr. Alphys: Dude, why? She's got her own issues- don't be a dick. Even if you tried, anyways, you'd have MTT on your ass in a split-second, and not even in the fun sexual way. Dr. Alpyhs isn't really strong but the people who will slaughter you for hurting her are.
  • Mettaton: Honestly a wild card; there's a chance you'll kick his fabulous ass into the dumpster and he'll go down looking like a 10/10, or there's a chance he'll absolutely obliterate you. You won't know which it is until it's happening. Good luck. Also, remember: legs is the answer.
  • Muffet: You are literally going to be covered in spiders and potentially fed to an insect cupcake. Do you really want that? Bad idea, dude. Bad, bad, idea.
  • Burgerpants: You totally could, you know. May as well kick a man while he's down, I guess. Nobody will really call you out on it either. He'll probably just laugh and hope he gets to take time off of work to recover.
  • Napstablook: NO. YOU CAN'T. HE IS A GHOST YOU LITERALLY CANNOT. SO WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TRY. DON'T EVEN FUCKING TRY OR ME AND METTATON WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR DOORSTEP WITH A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS TO OPEN ALL OVER YOU.
  • Asgore: Eh, sure. I mean, he's really tough so there's a good chance you'll get your ass handed to you. Well, actually, that's not true. It depends on if you can even get him to fight. He doesn't want to fight you- don't make him. If you make him fight you, you will get fucked up.
  • Flowey: FUCK FLOWEY. I'll even give you the weed killer to get it done. As long as he doesn't absorb other peoples' souls you should be fine. Give this prick a what-for. He's the one saying kill or be killed, so you may as well just go for it. Sky's the limit when you don't give a fuck.
  • Asriel: ....why?
  • Chara: You dead.
You need a new suit, that much is certain.

-This is a hobo suit, darling. You can’t be seen in this. I won’t allow it. Fifteen years ago, maybe, but now? Feh! -

I wish someone would draw my ideas for me… It’s far from perfect but it’s my first digital drawing, hopefully I’ll get better at it! -I never look back darling,It distracts from the now.