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“ The law is just, just a whisper away, a way to wonder, wonder who. Who knows how to measure rules…With a ruler! Cruel rules…” ~ Hatter



{ A Time Obsessed Merciless Mad Man who hasn’t had time on his side }

The Mad Hatter remains a fanatic of time, but is no longer the tea party-loving hatter that he was during Alice Liddell’s last visit to Wonderland. He has finally snapped, and became a half-organic, half-metallic rendition of his former self.


- Appearance  -

The Hatter had turned into a tall, long-limbed cyborg. He was green-skinned, with a large nose and ears, tiny eyes, and his teeth bore an overbite. His body was made out of metal and wood, and he had a rusted cog sticking out of his back. His clothes consisted of a loose straightjacket, black trousers, and dress shoes with spats. He also wore a large black-and-white checkerboard top hat, covered in alchemy symbols and a few drops of blood.


- Personality  -

The Mad Hatter is a psychopath, literally gone “mad” (or perhaps madder than ever) and obsessed with time and clockworks, who considers himself to be a genius. He invents mechanical devices, often evidently using the bodies of living organisms for the base of his inventions, as he plans to do to all of Wonderland’s inhabitants.
His automaton victims include the March Hare, the Dormouse, and countless Insane Children taken from the Hatter’s asylum; the Hatter himself is also mostly mechanical, as revealed in the conclusion of his battle with Alice when his body short-circuits and his head explodes.



- American McGee’s Alice -

Before the fire began, the Hatter was holding a tea party with Alice and her other Wonderland friends. When the added chapter “Smoke and Fire” began in Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, the Hatter screamed in alarm when a fire broke out and the White Rabbit screamed that “[they] must save Alice”. The Mad Hatter’s cries roused Alice from her dream so that she could survive the fire.
Later, Alice and the White Rabbit were seeking out the Caterpillar in Wonderland Woods when the Mad Hatter killed the Rabbit, crushing him flat beneath his foot as both he and Alice were still shrunken down at this time. This action seems to be intentional and not accidental, as the Mad Hatter appears to be pressing his foot. The Mad Hatter was also presumably responsible for having repaired the Jabberwock by replacing body parts with metal and machinery, having been left drastically disfigured by the Vorpal Blade.

Hatter about to hit Alice unconscious.
Once the Red King was defeated, the Mad Hatter appeared behind Alice and knocked her out, transporting her to a mad funhouse that was a reminiscent of Rutledge Asylum. Shortly after defeating the Tweedles, the Hatter revealed himself and talked to Alice, citing several of her fears when she stated that she feared nothing. He told her that it might be avoided, causing her to question what he meant before the floor crumbled around her and sent her falling into Crazed Clockwork.
Along the way, she discovered the imprisoned Dormouse, March Hare, and Gryphon, who told her that the Hatter had gone mad and planned to turn the inhabitants into automatons or kill them in the process, as well as his habit of checking on his experiments at six o’ clock. Alice messed up with the clock’s gears in order to make “six come early.”[8] Alice eventually defeated him in his lair and he stopped moving when his head exploded. He was later resurrected after the Queen of Hearts was destroyed, now no longer hostile to Alice.


- Madness Returns -

The Mad Hatter had been ironically torn apart at the hands of his former victims, the March Hare and the Dormouse. Alice found his head and torso in the garbage dump of his domain. She offered to collect the rest of his limbs in exchange for help.
After successfully retrieving his arms and legs, Hatter became delighted, but refused to reveal any information and resorted to jabbering nonsense when Alice asked him about the Infernal Train. He did, however, led her to the main part of the factory, where the Train was built.
After the Train passed through, the Dormouse and Hare appeared in a huge imposing looking mecha, taunting the pair and promising to destroy them. The Hatter became furious with them for their part in Alice’s potential downfall by unleashing the Train. The two new leaders responded to his scolding by snatching him up with a hook. Hatter was able to free himself and destroy the mech within seconds by dropping a giant teapot on it. The weight of the teapot caused March Hare and Dormouse’s deaths.

The Mad Hatter offering tea to a dead March Hare.
The severity of Hatter’s actions finally reached him and he suffered another break with reality. He cradled his dead friends in his arms and told them that all he wanted was another tea party as his domain crumbles around him. He wrapped them both in his arms and offered them tea. Alice persistently demanded information about the Train, but Hatter does not answer her and only told her to talk to the Mock Turtle just seconds before the roof fell and crushed him. Alice says he “deserved to die.”
Much like the White Rabbit, the Hatter appears after his death in Wonderland in the Radula Room Endurance Challenges. Hatter’s status remained unknown, as his appearance in the Radula Room either meant that he was revived after being crushed, or Alice was simply visiting him in some realm of the dead.
The Hatter later appeared on the Infernal Train, criticizing Alice for her methods of solving her problems, reminiscing about a party he had with Hare and Dormouse before they turned on him. He remarked that insanity was no excuse for forgetting, and told Alice that he had tried to forget what Alice had done, but was unsuccessful.


( All info from American McGee’s Alice Wiki )

MC in Wonderland Part II

I’m queueing some more hcs that I’m finishing this Sunday before I officially go into hiatus tomorrow, so you might see them popping up on your dash throughout the next 2 weeks (they’re already in various stages of writing, I just have to tie up the loose ends).


Here’s part two of the (wild) Alice AU as promised. Enjoy!

~Nao

[Part I]

Part II - Crazy Party Wonderland

  • You notice the water level receding as you went further downstream
  • You’re finally able to let go of the log you were holding on to and wander into a forest of sorts
  • But were dripping wet and it was cold
  • No, not “wet“ in the fun way. Get your mind out of the gutter
  • Hearing voices from beyond the bushes, you go towards it
  • You find several distressed-looking birds who were grumbling and squeezing water from their feathers.
  • Wait, no. Weren’t those people in animal suits? You never know.

Yoosung / Dodo bird

  • “Excuse me…are… are you guys okay?“
  • The guy in the white birb suit turns, and it’s… Yoosung?!?
  • “Oh? Yeah, we’re fine, it’s just that it suddenly flooded, and it didn’t even rain! Can you believe it?“
  • “Yeah, and now we’re soaked! Oh dear, and I still need to meet my sister’s fiancee!“ another person in a pink flaming-o suit piped in (Sarah?!?)
  • You laugh nervously because they were talking to the cause of the flood, a.k.a. YOU.
  • “Ahahaha. I wonder what caused it too. But this is Wonderland, so stuff like this happens once in awhile, right? “
  • “Uhuh. Miss, excuse me if it’s rude, but it’s the first time I saw you around here. What’s your name?“
  • “Me? It’s MC. And you are….? Oh, wait, let me guess… you’re a dove, right?“
  • “Nope. We’re relatives though. I’m Dodo Dodgson. Nice to meet you, MC!“
  • No, MC. DON’T LAUGH. Pfft.
  • However, the flaming-o throws a tantrum and stomps around
  • “Ugh, stop talking already! I have a dinner to attend!”
  • Ugh, still a b*tch even in birb form
  • Yoosung rubs his chin thoughtfully, seemingly deep in thought
  • “I guess we’d get dry faster if we race in a circle.“
  • “Race in a circle? How would you determine the winner?“ a vulture who looks like Dr. Lee asks
  • “Well, you can stop anytime you want, but because it’s a circle with no determined start and finish, everybody wins when they stop! But… the prize… maybe MC can give us prizes?“
  • “Me??? I don’t know, I don’t really have anything in my pockets.“
  • “Check your pockets?“
  • You follow Yoosung’s advice and check them, and true enough, you find hair clips, a lipstick, a round glass, and space candy (konpeito)
  • You were quite sure they weren’t there before, but… how?
  • “Will these do?“
  • “They’re perfect!“
  • So you join them in the race until your clothes dry, and awarded the prizes to everyone.
  • Yoosung was the last to stop, and you gave him the clips.
  • He looks so grateful to you, especially when you put them on him
  • “Th-thank you, MC! I love them!“
  • Cute, blushing mess
  • Precious baby aaaaaaa
  • However, because you gave everything away, you didn’t have a prize for yourself
  • Yoosung points this out and you shrug, saying that it’s fine.
  • Not on his watch though. There has to be something!
  • “Well, if you insist, then I’d like to have the directions to the Queen’s castle. Do you know how to get there?“
  • “Y-you can’t go there as easily, but you would need an invitation from the duchess, MC. Oh, but I can accompany you to her house if you want!“
  • You readily agree, talking about this and that on the way there.

  • Not long after, you see the mansion, but Yoosung declines to accompany you any further because of the duchess’s cat.
  • “But why? Aren’t you good friends?“
  • “How… how can you say that, MC? He tried to eat me three times! Three!“ he cries, running away before you register that he meant “eat“ literally.
  • It wasn’t as far anyway, so you walk the rest of the way.

Vanderwood / Duchess

  • You were about to go up the porch steps when a hand touches your shoulder and you find no body attached to it.
  • RUN MC
  • A familiar, disembodied voice laughs, and the rest of the body appears before you to reveal… Saeyoung.
  • “Ahahaha, you should’ve seen your expression, MC! You looked so scared, I thought your eyeballs would pop from their sockets!“
  • “I’m also happy that some things never change even in Wonderland, Cheshire. I need an invitation from the duchess to see the queen; will you help me?“
  • “Oh, um… that…“
  • The door flies open and Vanderwood comes out wearing a huge purple headdress and a black gown with leopard print linings.
  • “Get back here, you lazy ca—- I’m sorry miss, but we don’t take visitors today. Come back in, hmmm…. Maybe never,“ he turns to shut the door, but you keep him from closing it by wedging your foot between the door and the frame
  • “Please, I just need an invitation to the queen’s castle! Won’t you help me? I promise to let you lock up Se– Cheshire so he can finish his job for the agency!“
  • Saeyoung in the background : “MC, HOW COULD YOU?!? I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACH OTHER????“
  • Vanderwood opens the door a little wider and steps back a bit
  • “You should’ve said so earlier. Wait here,“ he says, disappearing inside for a few minutes as you wait with Saeyoung outside
  • He returns after a while, and shoves a sealed envelope at you and pushes a screaming Echo girl at you.
  • “Her cup D’s don’t interest me if her brain doesn’t work, so take her with you. Cheshire will lead you to the castle, but don’t forget your end of the bargain, MC“
  • He shuts the door in your face and you stare for a few minutes, dumbfounded at how easily he gave you the invitation

  • Echo girl comes with you willingly, but you and Saeyoung suffer under her never-ending rants about Vanderwood’s cold treatment and how she was going to tell her father about it
  • You were getting ready to push her down the hill when it suddenly went quiet
  • Looking behind you, you find Echo girls clothes lying on the ground and a small, pink pig oinking furiously in her place
  • Saeyoung licks his lips and rubs his palms together
  • “Mmm, I could certainly use some roast pig now,“ he says, reaching out for the pig
  • She runs away into a clump of bushes before he has a chance to catch her
  • You pull Saeyoung by his tail as he attempts to go after her, and you are surprised when he moans and slumps on the ground, covering his crotch
  • “It-it’s a sensitive spot, don’t pull it!“
  • He’s full-on blushing, and you can’t resist glomping him and hugging him for a few minutes

Jumin / Mad Hatter ・Zen / March Hare・Jaehee / Dormouse

  • Continuing your journey, you come across a signboard pointing to an establishment called “The Mad Teahouse“
  • “‘The Mad Teahouse’? This looks like a nice cafe. Cheshire, can we go see?“
  • “Do you play Japanese mahjong, MC?“
  • “No, why?“
  • “Nothing in particular. After you, milady. But keep to the shadows and make no noise or you won’t be able to get out until you play strip mahjong.“
  • Yikes, that didn’t bode well.
  • But you were curious, so you went in anyway
  • “The Mad Teahouse“ wasn’t as you imagined it
  • Upon entering, you see pachinko slot machines, roulette tables, a pool table – it was a casino, but it was void of customers, save for the mahjong table with three occupants at the far end of the room.
  • “Tenhai, I win — again,“ Jumin exclaims triumphantly, laying out his tiles.
  • He was dressed in an immaculate, navy three-piece suit with a black victorian puffed tie instead of the ones he usually wore. He also had a black top hat on, the hat panel adorned with a purple satin sash, and antique-looking bronze aviator goggles
  • “Dammit Hatter! this is the third to the last piece of clothing I have on! Stop winning every match!“ Zen grumbles, revealing his tiles and removing his shirt and exposing his sculpted muscles
  • Were those rabbit ears and tail real, or were those fake?
  • Either way, you thought he still looked good in them~(❤ω❤)
  • “It’s not my fault you play so badly,“ he replies, calmly taking a sip of his tea.
  • “No more cat projects, Mr. Hatter,“ Jaehee sleepily murmurs from her pile of tiles.
  • She was dressed as she usually was, but her blazer was haphazardly thrown over the chair and her hair was mussed.
  • She also had huge mouse ears the same color as her hair, and you couldn’t stop a giggle from escaping because you thought the ears were cute
  • “Who goes there?“ Jumin inquired,squinting to see who it was from where he was sitting
  • Saeyoung was signalling for you not to answer, but you were already in a trance due to Jumin’s sexy voice.
  • “It’s me, MC.“
  • “We can’t see you, MC. Come into the light so we can have a better look“
  • “MC, no,“ Saeyoung whispers from your right, clutching onto your sleeve
  • But it was only Jumin, Jaehee, and Zen, so what could be wrong with showing yourself?
  • You were about to step foot into the lighted area when Saeyoung threw a doll and red ribbons shot out of nowhere to tie it up
  • “RUN!!!“
  • “After them!!!“ Jumin commanded, and the ribbons elongated, chasing after the two of you
  • You snapped out of your trance as Saeyoung pulled you along, using his claws to shred the ribbons that came close to you
  • Jumin almost catches you, but you step out just in time and the ribbons go back inside

  • “Now, do you know why it’s called the ‘Mad Tea House’?“ he asks, bent over and out of breath
  • “I do, but damn, I should’ve kept quiet until Zen stripped down completely.“
  • You were almost forced to play strip mahjong and all you could think of was Zen in all his naked glory???
  • Yep, you definitely had your priorities in order.
  • You thought Saeyoung only had a bad case of side stitches (that abdominal pain you get after exercising/running), but looking closer, you see blood dripping from the gaps on his fingers
  • “Cheshire? Cheshire!!!“
  • “I’m… sorry, MC. One of them got to me,“ he chuckles, but you could see how pale he’s getting
  • He collapses eventually, and you do everything you could just to staunch the bleeding
  • You were helpless and crying, and was considering going back inside to ask for help
  • But would they come to your aid? Or would they still force you to play?
  • Just as you were about to take the risk, you hear footsteps from behind you
  • “Red…The queen wants her white roses painted red…“
  • “Saeran!!! Oh, thank goodness you’re he—“
  • You stop in your tracks as you see that he was accompanied by several card soldiers
  • “You weren’t able to find me, MC. I found you first,“ he smiles, his eyes glinting dangerously

Rika / Queen of Hearts・V / King of Hearts

  • You were presented before the court
  • They treated you roughly, dragging you and forcing you to kneel before the queen and her subjects
  • But at least you got help for Saeyoung

  • “I’ll do whatever you want, I’ll willingly come with you or whatever, please, just help him,“ you plead in between tears
  • Saeran snaps his fingers and the guards surround you, waiting for his orders
  • “Take the girl to the queen and treat the cat,“ he says, and turns around, disappearing

  • “Rabbit, who is this, and why is she here?“ you hear the queen ask, and you look up to find a pair of familiar green eyes looking down at you — Rika
  • She looked almost the same as the first time you personally met her at the Mint Eye headquarters except, this time, she was actually the queen and not a crazy cult leader
  • Saeran bows before addressing the question
  • “My queen, this is the alleged foreigner who flooded the green valleys and convened with the hatter and his cohort of rebels“
  • “What?!? The flood, I can account for, but I never had a meeting with them! They even tried to capture me!“
  • “Silence! Did I ask you to speak,  girl?“ she rises from her throne, walking in your direction
  • Handing her scepter to Saeran, she crouches down and holds you by the hair so that you are forced to look up at her
  • “I could order to have your head cut off right now, you insolent pest. But since you’re a feisty little thing, should I play with you first?“
  • She lets go of you and addresses her subjects
  • “What do you think? Should we play with her for a bit before severing her head? Hmm, I think I fancy a game of croquet right now. What do you think?“
  • “Off with her head!“ one of her subjects yells overhead
  • She smiles, her red, painted lips glistening in the light
  • “You heard what they said dear, off with your head,“ she says in a singsong voice
  • But just as the guards start to drag you away, the door bursts open and V walks in, but dressed as the king of Hearts this time
  • “Enough! I’ve let you corrupt my land long enough, my queen. I think it’s time I atone for my sins,“ he declares, unsheathing his blade.
  • No, don’t even go there. I know what you’re thinking, stop
  • “My king! Surely, you don’t mean…?“ you notice a fearful hint in her voice and she backs away as he advances to her
  • “Rabbit, break the scepter and take the girl back into the portal with you.“
  • “But your highness….“ Saeran hesitates, clutching the scepter to his chest
  • “NOW!!!“ he orders, and Saeran hurries to obey him
  • A portal opens as the scepter breaks, and Saeran pulls you up
  • The queen tries to make a run for it, but V anticipates her move and has the guards hold her
  • “V, come with us!!!“
  • He smiles, the corners of his eyes crinkling as he does so
  • “I’d love to, MC, but that would disrupt the balance. As two enters the portal, so shall two come out from it.“
  • “But V…!“
  • “I’m really sorry, MC. Tell Jumin… that I’m sorry and that I’m always watching over him. Farewell… and be safe.“
  • “I promise,“ you say, tears fogging your sight as you look at him a final time, before letting Saeran take you into the portal.

  • “MC! MC, are you alright?!?“
  • Your eyes fly open to see both brothers looking worriedly at you
  • “Cheshire… and White Rabbit? I… made it home?“
  • “See, Saeyoung? I told you she hit her head or something. I’m going to call an ambulance.“
  • “No, no, don’t call one! I’m fine, guys, really. Did V… make it?“
  • Both of them exchange surprised glances and Saeyoung gently strokes your hair.
  • “MC, have you forgotten? V’s been gone for three years now.“
  • “Oh. It must have been a dream then.“
  • “I don’t know what you were dreaming about, but it must’ve been weird. No, wait, don’t tell me. Can you sit up, noona?“
  • “I can. What happened anyway?“
  • “We don’t know either, but Saeran heard a loud sound and found you passed out in the kitchen. MC, were you trying to sneak out some of my chips again?“
  • “Of course not!“ you shout indignantly, but the force of your tone gives you a headache and you lie back down in Saeyoung’s lap.
  • “Wait there, I’m going to get you some ice for that,“ Saeran stands and makes his way to the kitchen, but you notice the bushy white tail peeking from under his shirt.
  • “Sae—“
  • “Shh,“ Saeyoung winks and gives you one of his mischievous cheshire smiles.

anonymous asked:

if you're still doing the hurt/comfort drabble meme, how about bagginshield + 16 or 18?

16: “Don’t worry. I’m not going anywhere.”

18: “Do you think I’m worried about that? Just get some rest.”

Modern Middle Earth AU.


“You know, when Nori said I had a virus,” Bilbo rasped, “I was fairly sure he was talking about my computer.”

Thorin drew the heavy covers over his husband and kissed his forehead. Bilbo shivered, although whether it was from his fever or Thorin’s beard, he couldn’t tell. “You’re usually right not to listen to him,” he said. “Nori is ignorant of medicine, except when it comes to tourniquets.”

“A consequence of his past, no doubt,” Bilbo mumbled into the pillow, and sneezed. “Green Lady’s left lovely jubbly, I’m disgusting.”

“Do you think I’m worried about that?” Thorin asked him, and waited for Bilbo to answer. As there was no response, save for Bilbo’s feet wiggling under Thorin’s arse as he sat on them (the only way to get him to stay in bed, he’d found), he elected to continue. “Just get some rest.”

“I - “

Thorin didn’t often have to bring out his King Voice. He didn’t particularly like using it, as a matter of fact. But Bilbo often called for the King Voice, especially when he was being a terrible sick person. It was quite rich that Bilbo had the nerve to say he’d thought Thorin would be a whiner, the first time Thorin caught a chest cold in Erebor. “You,” he rumbled, “are going to lie still and be quiet, or risk losing your voice within hours.”

Bilbo squeaked, curling up under the comforter like a startled dormouse. “No need to boss me about!” His voice came out muffled, but indignant. “I suppose you’ll have your poor husband lying still and alone while you have fun king time with Dwalin, too? Drinking and carousing?” He coughed so hard that it shook both his body and the bed, then subsided in an obvious yet invisible sulk.

Thorin snorted. Bilbo knew damn well that such things were not, as Fili and Kili liked to say, in his wheelhouse. “Don’t worry,” he said. “I’m not going anywhere.”

kaykay1229  asked:

Did you even like alice? bc that last time you tried to kill her.

“I… Well… technically, yes…” The dormouse could not think of what to say in that moment, because although that statement was true he knew that was in the past and he didnt like to remember much of it. “I do remember she used to have tea with us a long time ago, before that happened. She was our friend”

“Although she abandoned us when we needed her most, our resentment was towards Hatter, not her. She just intruded on our plans.” Then he sigh and put his hand near his mouth, he start to bite his nails anxiously but not in a very notorious way. “Revenge blinded us. But I learned from my mistakes and everything seems to be quiet around here now. Alice is taking over Wonderland again and fixing what she can.”

“And this time she came to us and she apologized for what happened, I also apologized… and now we are friends like we were on those better times”

I’ve been meaning to write a fic or something about a Buffyverse daemon au forever, but in the end I don’t think daemons would change much so it’d be hard to write a fic about it.  I made one really bad edit about a year ago and that’s all.  So, here’s a bunch of headcanons instead.  A lot of Spuffy, of course.

  • Slayer’s daemons are always female.  Buffy always resented how much Mel (short for Melisande) made her stand out that way.  
  • Mel settles into a mountain lion whenever Buffy kills Angel.  (For some reason, Spike can tell immediately that she’s settled whenever he runs into her again in “Lover’s Walk”.)  
  • Once Buffy comes back from the dead, Mel is a lioness, instead.  Where Buffy is always quiet and still, Mel is equally quiet but restless–always pacing, always looking like she’s caught in a cage and searching for a way out.
  • For the Scoobies–Giles has a common European viper for a daemon.  Her name’s Olesia and, while she doesn’t speak much, she’s a lot more articulate about her emotions when she does speak.
  • I’m not set on most of the other Scooby daemons but Willow’s tends to take the form of very small animals most of the time and very large, powerful ones when she’s feeling angry.  He settles into a monkey–a Capuchin or Bonobo chimp.   I’m leaning toward a sheepdog for Xander–a pack animal, something very cuddly that would keep him warm when he had to sleep on the porch. 
  •  Oz has a crane, Faith’s is a coyote, Tara’s is a dormouse.  Cordelia has a swan.  And Dawn’s doesn’t settle during the run of the show, but if it did it would be a stag.
  • Angel’s is a wolverine.  Buffy knows for sure something’s wrong after they sleep together and she can’t see her anywhere.
  • Buffy decides early on that Spike’s daemon when he was human was probably a hedgehog.  He tells her in “Fool For Love” that Scathach was actually a magpie.  He doesn’t say that it was probably because his dominant emotion growing up was jealousy, but she guesses anyway.
  • Mel never had a problem with touching vampires or daemons–they weren’t people, really, so it wasn’t the same violation as it was if a human touched her.  So she generally helped Buffy out in fights where she could.  But long before they start sleeping together, Mel makes a point to not touch Spike.  He takes it as a good sign.  Maybe that means she’s starting to think of him as a person.
  • Scathach reappears after Spike gets back his soul, of course.  She’s not a magpie–he’s not the same person anymore, so it makes sense that Scathach wouldn’t be the same daemon, either.  Instead she’s a hyena.  She missed out on the memories Spike had while unsouled, so she’s able to keep him sane and moving on his trip back to California, and translates him for everyone when he’s having one of his less…lucid moments.
  • Most of the Scoobies miss the significance of the form change.  Dawn, who knew what Spike’s old daemon was before anyone else, does not.  Especially after she looks up everything she could get her hands on about hyenas.
  • It doesn’t help her forgive him, but it helps her trust him.  Just a little more.

anonymous asked:

alice in wonderland & seventeen au?

- instead of alice in wonderland get this
- CHAN IN WONDERLAND
- he’s lying outside in a flower field just watching the clouds when he suddenly hears someone go like “I’VE NEVER BEEN LATE IT’S ALL THAT STUPID SEOKSOON DUO’S FAULT”
- chan looks up and sees a bunny with pink hair and he’s like “WOW WHAT A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY”
- the bunny turns to him and glares “who are you calling little
- but before chan could say anything, the bunny looks down at his stopwatch and his eyes widen when he sees the time
- he then runs off without another second to lose
- chan screams “wait!!” and chases after him and he ends up falling down a huge rabbit hole
- when he reaches the bottom he sees the bunny and calls out to him “bunny wait for me!!”
- the bunny just turns to him and goes like “I HAVE A NAME IT’S JIHOON OKAY NOW SHUT UP I’M LATE” and he runs off again
- chan’s like wow what a meanie
- and as he explores the most beautiful world ever he discovers it’s called wonderland
- he meets a cheshire cat named jun who appears and disappears at will
- and instead of speaking in riddles, jun just says a bunch of cheesy things that make you cringe for life
- seokmin and soonyoung are tweedledee and tweedledum
- rather than disagreeing on everything they always agree even if it’s THE DUMBEST THING EVER
- chan comes across this tea party in a beautiful garden and seungkwan is the mad hatter
- he sings at the table nonstop and performs cardiopulmonary resuscitation on any food the march hare vernon effed up
- cute little dormouse minghao sleeps at the table but wakes up and cheers the loudest when chan shows them his michael jackson dances
- he meets caterpillar wonwoo who just reads books on a mushroom all day
- tries to give chan advice but stumbles on his own words and chan has no idea what he just said
- before chan could ask him to repeat wonwoo becomes a beautiful butterfly and just flies off and chan’s like ok
- jisoo is the white knight who saves chan from any harm
- mingyu is the black knight who chan thinks is super cool but mingyu falls off his horse all the time and drops his sword every time he tries to get it out of his scabbard, basically he’s not cool at all
- jeonghan is the red queen who wants chan aka his baby
- instead of “off with your head” jeonghan says “whose baby are you?” and if you don’t say you’re his lmao see ya
- seungcheol is the king who probably ate jeonghan’s tarts and doomed all of wonderland
- when the house of cards falls apart, two cards fall in front of chan
- the ace of diamonds and the seven of diamonds
- 17 AND DIAMONDS GET IT
- that has nothing to do with anything i just thought it was a cool idea lmao
- chan suddenly wakes up and he finds himself back at the flower field and by then it’s already sunset
- “oh so it was just a dream…”

this was so much fun to write!! thank you for your request anon!! ^^

mskiarafan1  asked:

Hare!Will stands up to Rabbit!Sebby, sending a giant foot straight to the balls. "If I ever catch you bullying the dormouse again, next time I won't be so merciful."

Rabbit!Sebby considered calling Hare!Will’s bluff, but Cheshire!Grell showed up and he knew he was no match.

He hopped away with his tail between his legs while saying in all his pathetic-ness, “I’m late, I’m late for a very important date. Hello, goodbye, I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!” aka getting away from Hare.

No one messes with Dormouse and lives to tell the tale. Rabbit was given a simple warning with that kick to the balls. If he knows what’s best, he’ll go back to obsessing over whether or not he’s late and needs to be somewhere 24/7