and he knows whose army it is

little things you may have forgotten about aristotle and dante

  • ari hates cokes
  • dante said that only good looking models get paid and ari got embarrassed asdfghjkl
  • the first thing that ari remembers after the surgery is dante
  • ari doesn’t know Any beatles songs
  • ari’s long hair and how he likes it (because dante has long hair)

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That klance bodyguard au we love

I’ve been non-stop thinking about that klance bodyguard au and I wanted to write my own version but I’m not quite sure about how I want it to go, so here is just some random stuff I was thinking of including!!

-lance is the altean prince
-Keith is a member of the blade of marmora
-altea and BoM are allied in the fight against former black paladin zarkon and his galra army
-Keith is assigned to be prince lance’s bodyguard after an attempted kidnapping
-lots of langst in the beginning
-his father basically ignores him and heavily favours his sister, and he feels like he can never live up to his expectations
-basically just a sad lonely boy hiding behind a bright smile
-he is pretty close to his sister tho, and he knows for a fact that coran adores him
-lance develops a crush on his new bodyguard right away b/c Keith is a hot af badass whose actually a closet cutie pie
-Keith immediately thinks that the prince is totally cute, but he’s kinda slow to pick up on emotions so it takes him forever to figure out his own feelings
-when he does it’s mutual pining city
-Keith refuses to start anything w/lance for the longest time because he’s the prince and is definitely off limits
-but lance is super persistent, esp when Keith admits to liking him too
-eventually Keith will cave b/c he’s weak when it comes to lance
-a secret relationship begins
-lance will probably tell allura b/c she’s his best friend, and she’ll tell him it’s a bad idea but she won’t rat him out
-siblings that ride or die
-still the pressure of being prince and being in love and not able to tell anyone is slowly getting to lance
-he knows what he wants but he isn’t sure how to get it
-finally he makes a decision and tells Keith that he wants to run away together
-at first Keith will refuse (just like when they first got together)
-but we’ve already established that Keith is weak, so eventually he agrees
-he doesn’t really have any strong ties to anyone anyways
-lance will write these super long and emotional letters to coran and allura, who both cry profusely after reading them
-the letter he writes to his father is a lot more formal, but after all this time of barely even being on his radar he’s not quite sure what to say
-they leave in the dead of night is Keith’s ship
-can’t forget that he’s still the best pilot anyone’s ever seen, which means he gets the best ride
-it’s sleek and silent, has a convenient cloaking mechanism, can open wormholes and travel faster than anything else
-that things his baby
-when they first leave they don’t really have a destination in mind
-their main goal is to just get as far away as possible
-when alfor finds out his son is gone he’s beyond pissed that lance would pull something like this during a war
-but as time goes on and there’s still no sign of him he becomes worried
-eventually he realizes his mistakes and is super guilty for pushing his son away
-as Keith and lance travel they keep a low profile and try not to attract too much attention
-they eventually come across earth, a planet tucked far away on the outskirts of the known universe
-they take a stealthy look and fall in love with the blue planet
-they also think it’s the perfect place to start over
-you aren’t supposed to interfere with any planet or race that hasn’t developed enough to discover space on their own, but since they aren’t planning on standing out here they think it’s fine
-they spend their first few months on earth in a secluded desert shack, using their advanced tech to learn as much about their new home as possible
-lance uses his altean chameleon ability to look human
-for stories sake I’m headcannoning that galra can use their magic to somewhat change their appearance
-it still surprises them both when Keith is able to easily change his appearance to look completely human (first clue to half-human Keith)
-they fake their papers (gotta make it look like they’ve always lived on earth) and apply to the garrison (it’s the closest school, and they applied on a whim)
-they both make it in
-Keith is obviously top of the class (after flying super high tech alien spaceships, the ones on earth are like child’s play)
-lance is second (he isn’t nearly as good as Keith but again, super high tech alien ships are way harder to fly than earth stuff)
-lance and hunk meet when lance sneaks away one night to raid the kitchens for a midnight snack and finds hunk already there
-they hit it off right away and become best buds practically overnight
-Keith also likes hunk right away when lance introduces him the next day
-he’s easy to get along with and doesn’t mind Keith’s quietness
-hunk thinks Keith is pretty cool, and practically writes him a sonnet when Keith helps him learn to control his stomach in the simulator
-after that they become a dream team, and shiro (upperclassmen) takes notice
-at first he just introduces himself to them and gives them little pointers, but after spending some time together they all actually become pretty close
-hunk and lance cry when shiro leaves for the Cerberus mission, and laugh when he promises to bring them back some space rocks
-all three of them are worried when news travels about the missing Cerberus astronauts
-not long after this pidge joins the garrison
-they get adopted into the group almost immediately
-she and Keith bond over their shared love of conspiracies (Keith discovered them back while he and lance were still in the desert shack and quickly became obsessed)
-her and lance shoot one liners back and forth
-they get really into it, and sometimes hunk has to physically cover their mouths to get them to stop
-her and hunk talk tech for days
-the self proclaimed science bros
-the whole group becomes sort of like a makeshift family
-eventually lance and Keith agree to tell them their secret
-hunk is shook
-pidge is so excited that it gets a little creepy
-but they’re loyal so both agree to keep their secret
-not long after the reveal shiro crash lands back on earth the the group launch a rescue mission to save him from the government
-when he wakes up he tells him what little he can remember
-lance and Keith tell him about their past and use their knowledge to try and help him piece things back together
-shiro is convinced that the galra are coming to earth, so they use the tech in Keith’s ship to scan for other alien tech
-they don’t find anything galra but there is a weird signal coming from the desert
-they investigate and find the blue lion
-Keith and lance recognize it and tell the others about voltron and what happened to it
-the details are fuzzy b/c nothing was ever confirmed, but they do know that the last black paladin (zarkon) went awol and somewhere in the chaos the other paladins died and the lions were lost
-they find out that lance is the new blue paladin
-the blue lion guides them to the other lions, and eventually they form voltron
-they run into allura and Coran along they way, who left in the castle ship to try and find lance
-they are both overjoyed to find him and tell him what’s been happening while he was away
-zarkon attacked their planet while they were gone, and their father is MIA
-after this it follows a lot of the general plot of voltron with them liberating planets and fighting galra
-klance acts like an old married couple
-coran is both amused and happy for them
-pidge is so done with the both of them being all mushy and gross
-hunk thinks their story is super romantic and won’t stop teasing them about it
-allura and shiro would probably have more to say about it if they weren’t too busy making heart eyes at each other

There’s a whole lot more to this but I’m literally just typing things as they come and forgot the rest 😂 also ignore the terrible spelling and punctuation, I’m on mobile rn..


Prompts Masterlist



▪️Draco’s Boggart
Draco faces his Boggart in front of the class, however no one but him expects who steps out…
Part 1Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 8 {Rewrite} Part 9
Draco and Y/n aren’t on the greatest of terms, however when both receive news of an arranged marriage, they must learn to tolerate each other, and possibly fall in love…
▪️Bad Day
Y/n has been having a bad day/week, and who better to cheer her up than best friend Draco Malfoy?
At Malfoy Manor, Bellatrix is having the time of her life torturing poor muggle-born Hermione, however Draco’s girlfriend Y/n isn’t as happy about it…
▪️First Encounters
The story of how Draco Malfoy met his beautiful wife, Astoria Greengrass, in a small pub in Hogsmeade.
After a ‘special’ detention with Umbridge, Y/n tries to hide her injured hand from her boyfriend, Draco, who is less than pleased when he finds out about it.
When a storm attacks Hogwarts, Y/n can’t seem to sleep, especially since they’re her biggest fear. With help from her boyfriend Draco, Y/n realises storms perhaps aren’t as bad when you have someone to take care of you…
▪️The Third Task
Cedric is Y/n’s best friend, so when tragedy strikes in the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, it’s up to Draco to try and console her.
When Draco makes a bet with a Gryffindor girl, will he win his date to the Yule Ball, or be forced to be Y/n’s slave for a month?
▪️Help Me {Soulmate AU}
Part 1 Part 2
Soulmate AU where whatever Y/n writes on her skin also appears on her soulmate’s skin. Draco is determined to find the girl who is begging to be saved from herself.
A short blurb about how Draco is coping with the task assigned to him by The Dark Lord.



▪️Sweet Wrappers
A small blurb on Neville Longbottom, based on a section of text from Order of the Phoenix.




Sirius finds himself looking after a drunk Y/n, who is determined to make it as difficult as possible for him to do so.
▪️Numb {Songfic}
Songfic based on the lyrics of Linkin Park’s ‘Numb’.
▪️One Chance
Sirius Black wants to be with Y/n L/n, but can he prove that he’s more than just his one night stands?
▪️Don’t Do It
Whatever you do, don’t think about it…
When Y/n has a one night stand with Sirius Black, she finds the consequences are far worse than she ever thought.
Prologue Part 1
A series based on the events in the film John Tucker Must Die
Sirius takes Y/n to get her first tattoo; an elephant with her sister’s initials within.



The Marauders constantly tease Y/n about her crush on Remus. After months of denying it to them, Y/n finally cracks, admitting to it. A certain Mr Lupin overhears…
▪️Full Moon
After a particularly bad full moon, Y/n decides it’s time to admit that she knows all about Remus’ little secret, especially since she’s known for years.

-POA Remus Lupin-

Y/n has a crush on her Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, who has to decide whether or not to act on his own feelings towards her…



▪️Being Draco’s crush would include…
▪️Being on your period and Draco finding out would include…
▪️Being Ron’s crush would include…
▪️Valentine’s Day with Fred would include…
▪️Being George’s date on Valentine’s Day would include…
▪️Sirius looking after you whilst you’re sick would include…
▪️A fluffy night with Sirius would include…
▪️Dating Remus would include…
▪️A Slytherin/Hufflepuff friendship would include…




You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
if you’ve a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means
To achieve their ends.


▪️Harry Potter
“You’re a wizard, Harry!”
▪️Luna Lovegood
“You’re just as sane as I am.”


“Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
~ Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon”



Gryffindor values bravery, daring, nerve and chivalry.
Hufflepuff values hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play.
Ravenclaw values intelligence, knowledge, and wit.
Slytherin values ambition, cunning and resourcefulness.


▪️Draco Malfoy
“My father will hear about this!”
▪️Harry Potter
“No need to call me sir, professor.”
▪️Ron Weasley
“She needs to sort out her priorities.”
▪️Hermione Granger
“Another clever idea to get us killed, or worse… expelled!”
▪️Luna Lovegood
“Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect.”
▪️The Weasley Twins
“You know, George, I’ve always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.”
“Fred, I’ve been thinking exactly the same thing.”
▪️Neville Longbottom
“Yeah? You and whose army?!”
▪️Cedric Diggory
“Harry. Take my body back, will you? Take my body back to my father.”
▪️Ginny Weasley
“The thing about growing up with Fred and George is that you sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.”
▪️Pansy Parkinson
“Ooh, sticking up for Longbottom? Never thought you’d like fat little crybabies, Parvati.”

▪️Bellatrix Lestrange
“He knows how to play. Itty-bitty-baby-Potter.”

▪️James Potter
“Lily, take Harry and go! It’s him! I’ll hold him off!”
▪️Sirius Black
“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.”
▪️Remus Lupin
“It is the quality of one’s conviction that determines success, not the number of followers.”
▪️Lily Evans
“Harry, you are so loved… Harry, be safe. Be strong.”
▪️Severus Snape
“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education has not been wasted on you, Potter… ‘Ghosts are transparent’.”

▪️Newt Scamander
“My philosophy is, worrying means you suffer twice.”
▪️Tina Goldstein
“Yesterday, a wizard entered New York with a case. A case full of magical creatures. And unfortunately, some have escaped.”
▪️Queenie Goldstein
“But I made ‘em cocoa.”
▪️Jacob Kowalski
“Hey! Mr. English Guy! I think your egg is hatched.”

Levi Ackerman is in Zeke’s nightmares. Let that sink in for a minute…

Zeke, the terrorizer, the man who looks down on every Eldian, whose beast form strikes fear to the very core of a person’s being is haunted by the memory of Levi going ham on his army of titans, then demolishing his shifted form. Levi may not know it, but his revenge was already being administered from the moment he had Zeke pinned beneath his blade.

Why the TV show Timeless Deserves More Attention

Okay everyone listen up. This past year (meaning 2016 going into 2017), NBC seemed to have a good batch of new TV shows that have gained critical acclaim (This Is Us, I’m looking at you). But one that seemed to fly under the radar was the show Timeless. It was created by Eric Kripke, who is also known for creating the show of Supernatural which is on the CW, and Shawn Ryan.  

Now just a gist of what it’s about. It’s about a man who steals a time machine to go back into critical points of United States and early North American history to try and take out this organization called Rittenhouse, which seems to play a major role in basically every turning point of the historical timeline. The government takes over control of the industry who made the time machine and gets a trio of people to go back in time to stop the man. 

It seems that time machines and time travel seem to be an up and coming theme in media (Doctor Who reboot, Legends of Tomorrow to name two). But this one I found stood out in ways that deserve the recognition it’s due. 

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anonymous asked:

you realise st george was a turkish muslim right?

I actually didn’t realise that! Namely because none of it is true/accurate.

Islam hadn’t been thought up by that oh-so-loveable slave-owning paedophile yet (St. George lived from AD 280-303, Muhammad lived AD 570-632), so it would be quite an impressive feat for our George to time travel, convert to Islam and pop back in time to become a Christian martyr, now, wouldn’t it?

Let’s move on to your less blindingly ignorant but equally incorrect statements. Firstly, like the majority of early Christian saints, the truth of who George really was has been retold in stories and myths so many times and spun for myriad reasons over the intervening centuries that the stories we have inherited can be easily twisted to fit ones own world-view when not exclusively looking at the facts.

However, when we look at the facts we do have, your assertions begin to fall apart. Firstly, he was not ‘Turkish’, in George’s time the ethnic Turkic peoples were based to the east of Central Asia, in what is today a part of China. Now modern-day Turkey is situated in a region that was known in George’s time as Anatolia, whose population was neither Turkic or Arab and which wouldn’t become Islamic for a long time.

Furthermore, George’s parents were devout Christians, of Greek ancestry, his father Gerontius (Greek name, meaning “old man”) was a Roman army official from Cappadocia, and his mother Polychronia (Greek name, meaning she who lives many years) was a Christian and a Greek native.

To recap: He was not Muslim, not Turkish, not Arab.

I don’t really know why every year I get the same idiots spewing these seemingly deliberate misconceptions at me, does your white guilt run so deep that you can’t bear to think that our Patron Saint wasn’t secretly some anachronistic Arab Muslim?

Happy St. George’s day to everyone other than that anon.

A Blind Path Home, Part 2

Steve Rogers x Reader

A/N: I obviously took some liberties with the storyline, but I tried keeping it as true as possible to the canon history. No beta used this time around, so excuse my mistakes.

Summary: It started with a blind date. A date you had skipped out on, but fate had led you right to the man you stood up. Steve Rogers, a man small in stature but big in heart. A chance meeting set everything in motion, but decades later when he is unfrozen, he has been told you have died. But when a mission to retrieve Hydra plans turned up some interesting information, Steve’s left to wonder whether you are still alive. Or is this all just false hope?

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First Date

AN: A Rosie Story… with a wallop of Overprotective Parental Figures and a side of Sherlolly. :)

‘You’re on my foot!’

‘Move it then!’

‘You move!’


‘Ow, did you seriously just elbow me out of the way?!’

‘Shut up, you’re too loud! They might hear you!’

I’m too loud?!’

‘Yes! Damn it, now they’re looking over here. Get back and shut up!’

John held his breath and closed his eyes, his heart thundering against his ribs. If they were found… Oh, he dreaded the thought. Praying desperately for deliverance (or maybe a nice black hole to be sucked into), he pressed his back against the tree.

Beside him, and hogging the majority of the tree, Sherlock was doing the same.

After counting to 50, John peeled one eye open, then the other. ‘Is it safe?’ He whispered.

Sherlock quirked one eyebrow. ‘We shall see.’

They both turned to cautiously peer around the tree. John frowned. ‘Where did they go?’

‘Right behind you.’

Both John and Sherlock jumped and whirled around.

With her hands on her hips and fire in her eyes, at this moment, Rosie Watson was the embodiment of furious. Beside her, Victor Holmes was glaring a hole into his father, his hands clenched at his sides.

‘We can explain!’ John exclaimed.

‘We can?’ Sherlock turned to him in disbelief. John elbowed him sharply and the detective grunted, suddenly catching on.

He nodded eagerly and rubbed his bruised ribs. ‘I mean, we can! Absolutely! We were-’

‘Shut it, dad,’ Victor snapped. ‘We know you were both spying on us. You trained us to be aware of our surroundings. Did you think we didn’t know you were following us all day?’

‘And after you promised not to,’ Rosie joined in, crossing her arms.

Realising there was no way out, Sherlock and John exchanged guilty looks.

‘We’ve already called Aunt Molly.’ The colour drained from Sherlock’s face. ‘She says to tell you there’s a nice surprise waiting for you at home.’

From the way she said ‘nice’ and smiled wickedly, John was inordinately glad he was not Sherlock. But then, Rosie turned her glare onto him. And suddenly, he wished he were anyone else.

To his growing unease, she didn’t say a word. Instead, she lifted her chin, grabbed Victor’s hand, and they marched away.

Well, he was in deep trouble.

Sherlock’s mobile buzzed and he hesitantly pulled it out.

‘It’s from Mycroft,’ he said, reading it quickly. He grimaced. ‘Apparently, Victor also noticed the CCTV cameras watching them.’

‘We’re all in deep shit, aren’t we?’ John groaned and rubbed his face.

Sherlock chuckled. ‘Oh, yes.’

John leaned back against the tree. ‘They’re too young to be on their own.’

‘John, Rosie is 17 and Victor is not that far behind her.’ Sherlock gripped his shoulder and smirked. ‘It was only their first date. And from what we saw, only a little hand holding happened.’

Hand holding?’ John repeated, incredulous. A deadly rage welled up inside him and he seethed, ‘When you have a daughter, then you can lecture me all you want. But when you’re the father of a hands-y, libidinous boy, you don’t get to have an opinion!’

Shoving away from the tree, he stomped out of the park.

‘Oi, that’s my son, your godson, you’re maligning!’ Sherlock barked and hurried to overtake him.


From their bench on the far side of the park, Rosie and Victor watched as their fathers bickered and disappeared back into the city.

Victor shook his head and wrapped an arm around Rosie, who was still tense and wound up. She slowly relaxed and leaned against him.

‘They’re never going to change, are they?’

Victor chuckled and kissed her head. ‘Nope. We might as well get used to it.’

Rosie pouted.

It was bad enough that her father was an overprotective, Army Doctor, with a glare that had scared off every single boy who had dared darken their doorstep. Add in an Uncle with a fascination for murder and an evil grin that had sent one potential suitor to a therapist and an Aunt whose adorable smile hid a stomach of steel - not to mention, the all-knowing Mycroft who made the idea of privacy absolutely laughable -  and Rosie had become the most undateable girl in all of London!

Only Victor had passed muster (because he had been born into this crazy family). And even then, they wouldn’t stop interfering!

Victor threaded his fingers with hers and brushed his thumb soothingly over her palm. He hummed a soft melody in her ear. Slowly, her scowl faded. Here, in her best friend’s arms, suddenly it all didn’t seem so overwhelming. She felt safe and protected, cherished, ready to face the world outside of them.

Was it really any wonder she’d fallen for him?

Turning her head, her nose brushed his chin. His breath fell on her cheek, warm, and he stopped humming. Suddenly, the air was thick between them. Heavy with anticipation.

She could feel his heartbeat accelerate against her fingertips and he licked his lips nervously. She did the same and looked into his eyes, his beautiful green and blue eyes. She felt as though she were drowning in them. Her own eyes fell closed and she held her breath in anticipation.

But then nothing happened.

She peeked one eye open.

Victor was staring at her, wearing his ‘processing’ face. Rolling her eyes, she took matters into her own hands and closed the distance between them, her free hand reaching up to curl around his neck and hold him close as her lips pressed against his.

He started in surprise. Then he sunk into the kiss, his eyes falling shut and his arm tugging her against him.

It may not have been the perfect first date.

But to Rosie and Victor, it was the perfect beginning.

anonymous asked:

For the short prompts, I'd like to request "future" with frank castle. ty!

frank + future

@alexsunmners @mvximoff @rax-writes @madelyne-pryor @dicckgrayson

Ever since the massacre at the park, Frank Castle knew what he had to do. He knew what his future held for him. It held death and carnage and bitter revenge and he knew that, getting into it. There wasn’t room for love or bullshit like that. He didn’t think he’d be capable of that; not after what he’s lost. What he lost is irreplaceable and he doesn’t want the burden of losing another person he cared about.

You have been seeing- more like fucking- Frank for two or three months, give or take. You know just enough about him to know that he’s a man that’s lost everyone he’s loved and that he’s a one-man army whose done terrible things. He knows just enough about you that you’re barely able to make rent with the shitty bartending job you have and that you have too much potential and too much of a future ahead of you, to be with someone like him.

The last couple of weeks though, he’s actually started to stay over. Like, fall asleep next to you stay over. To anyone else, it might not be a big deal, but to you, it’s a fucking leap in your relationship. (Or whatever you want to call it.) 

He finds that you’re warm when you sleep and that you mumble about your dreams sometimes. You find that The Big Bad Punisher fucking cuddles in his sleep. (You’ve never pointed that out to him.) You’re unable to process how close you could be to someone physically, but be so far away from them at the same time.

Tonight, he’s high on the adrenaline of another ambush and he doesn’t bother to call you to let you know that he’s coming over; he just knocks. You answer, and you know what he’s here for. It’s not long before your clothes are tossed carelessly on the floor, leading to your room.

Afterward, you fall asleep, whispering to him that he can stay if he wants and that there are leftovers in the fridge. He watches as you drift off, eyes fluttering shut and breathing slowing. You look calm, at peace; something he hasn’t seen or felt in years. And as he studies your facial features, he absentmindedly and softly moves a strand of your hair behind your ear. Even though you’re asleep, you lean into his touch, and that’s when Frank realizes something he’s been fighting off ever since he started seeing you.

His heart constricts at the fact that he does, in fact, care for you. And all at once, he’s not staring at you; he’s staring at Maria, in his bed, in his home. She’s asleep, and she’s wearing the diamond on her finger. She’s pressed against his side, and he’s wondering how he married someone like her.

Frank’s breath catches in his throat, and he moves his hand away from your cheek as he realizes that he can’t keep doing this. He can’t have his life integrate with yours. He can’t destroy your future because he’s looking for something he can’t have. 

So he gets up quietly and pulls on his clothes, doing his best not to wake you. He’s about to turn the doorknob to your front door when he pauses and steps back into your kitchen to grab a piece of paper. He jots down a few words, before he signs his name. As much as it hurts him, he stares at the note for a second, before gritting his jaw, and leaving for the last time.


It’s not fair to you that I’m looking for something in you that I can’t replace. I care about you, so that’s why I have to leave. I’m sorry.

Take care of yourself for me.


prompt: “i fell asleep on you and drooled all over your shoulder in a theater during a really bad movie and you were too nice to shove me off” au

Roy jerked awake partially through the climactic final scene of the movie. His neck was cramping spectacularly, and the warm, soft thing his cheek rested on was shifting around.

“Excuse me,” said his pillow. Roy flung himself upright. The girl next to him rubbed her shoulder gently.

“Sorry,” she said. “My arm was asleep, and the movie’s nearly over.”

Roy tried to make his tongue work, but it had been replaced with felt. He swallowed viciously, and managed to rasp out:

“I’m so, so sorry.”

The girl laughed quietly as an explosion rattled the speakers.

“It’s fine, really,” she said. “I wished I could nap through it too. I had no idea there was a way to make zombies and aliens fighting each other seem so boring.”

Roy, happy to turn attention away from his faux pas, nodded.

“The love triangle didn’t do it any favors either,” he grumbled.

“I know!” she exclaimed. “Obviously the girl should have chosen the zombie prince who rose from the dead just to claim her love.”

Roy sputtered in disbelief.

“Are you serious?! But the Voel’ek general saved her life! Twice!!”

“Oh, so a little rescuing here and there means true love now?”

“It does if you’re an immortal alien whose biceps could crush a warship.”

The girl burst out in unchecked laughter, earning them more than a few cold glares from the other people in the movie theater. A few minutes later, the zombie army had been vanquished and the credits started rolling.

“I’m Riza,” the girl said to Roy once the lights went up. He hadn’t gotten a good look at her in the dim theater, but he could see now that she was alarmingly pretty, and that he had drooled on her sweater.

“Roy,” he offered, and dropped his eyes to the damp spot on her shoulder. “Sorry about that. Again.”

“Don’t be.” She waved a hand dismissively. Her cheeks were pink. “Besides, I don’t think our aliens-versus-zombies debate has ended.”

Roy arched a brow, feeling his own face heat up. “Oh?”

Riza smiled and shook her head. “I don’t give up that easily.”

Pale Skin and Onyx Eyes [10]

[Throne of Glass] [Elide x Lorcan] [W.I.P.]
Chapter Word Count: 2849 words

Summary: Set after Empire of Storms, Elide Lochan and Lorcan Salvaterre are traveling with Rowan and Gavriel in search of Queen Aelin. Will Elide ever be able to forgive Lorcan for betraying her and her Queen? Where will they go next?

Part I: The Search - Chs. 1-8
Part II: The Journey - Chs. 9-???
Part III: The Mission

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While she had been asleep, Lorcan had quickly chopped down some firewood and hunted down four rabbits. After they reached the cave, he began skinning and skewering the rabbits to roast over the fire pit. Elide untied her packs and rolled out her sleeping mat. Night had fallen, and innumerable stars flecked the sky. She immediately found the Lord of the North, the stag of Terrasen, shining bright so that she could always find her way home… The smell of the roasting rabbits wafted to her nose, reminding her that she was ravenous.

Lorcan almost laughed when he handed Elide the stone plate with a perfectly roasted rabbit. Her eyes were like dinner plates as she stared fixedly at the meat, waiting impatiently for it to cool enough to eat.

Elide devoured both of her rabbits unashamedly. She licked the juice from her fingers and sighed, sated and content. Lorcan was watching her from across the fire. As night fell a cool breeze picked up, a direct contrast to the beating sun earlier, and Elide was sitting right by the cave’s entrance. She shivered.

“Come to this side,” Lorcan suggested, his expression unreadable. He was sitting towards the back of the cave. Elide cocked her head at him, but complied wordlessly.

Oh, it was warmer on this side! She let the delicious warmth of the fire lick her toes for a moment, and then she hugged her knees to her chest. They sat there silently for a few moments as the firewood crackled and creatures of the night rustled and chirped.

She was thinking about earlier, about when she had been meditating… She still wondered what compelled him to go on this near-suicidal mission with her. It feels like… that time Lorcan stole the barge and we set forth for Eyllwe together…

Elide pursed her lips and blew air from her nostrils. So much had happened since then.

Lorcan was thinking about her damned lips again, about that time they were painted blood-red when she was dressed up as a fortune-teller. Gods, everything about this nearly-human woman was so distracting, he would make sure to take his time learning and appreciating every, fucking –

“Did you ever have a mate?” Elide asked unexpectedly, refusing to look at his face. Her cheeks flushed as she inspected her toes closely instead.

Lorcan snapped to attention, replaying her question in his mind.

“Where did that come from?” His growl was defensive. Once again, she had caught him off-guard. He couldn’t forget that those soft lips hid a razor-sharp tongue. Lorcan tried not to let his mind wander back into the gutter as he trained his gaze on her.

“I- I was just wondering,” she replied softly, her voice barely a whisper. Lorcan wasn’t sure, but he thought he heard a faint longing in her voice.

No one had asked him about a mate in a long, long while… And if she had asked him that question a couple of months ago, he would have snorted and simply answered, “No.” It wouldn’t have been a topic up for discussion.

But now… He had thought it was possible, once, lifetimes ago… Gods, when was the last time her name had even floated into his head?

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Ticking Time Bomb Ch.2

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Warning: Swearing, Light smut

** Russian Terms
Malyutka (Little One)
Moya lyubov’ (My Love)


Steve and Reader aren’t close to being the same, she’s a ticking time bomb with an attitude to match her wild hair. A spy and a history with Nat, she isn’t open to many if anyone.  But going under cover with Mr. America could change everything for her, who knows what lies under all that anger, hostility, cold attitude and brightly colored hair.

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Slamming your bag on to the counter, you start to rip off the red blazer you wore, in an angry attempt to keep from shouting. He’s standing close, but not close enough in case you start swinging. It’s been about six weeks; he’s slowly learning how to handle your whiplash temper. After a few times of being sucker punched by a girl quite shorter than him, he’s learned to stand a few feet away. You finally get the buttons done and start struggling to get your arms out of it, you know you look ridiculous, but you’re far too angry to give a damn.

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When you love Sherlock and the Doctor, it’s normal to find things of one that remembers the other. Like when you meets two cousins. But Series 4 has made it clear that quotations from Doctor’s episodes couldn’t be random, and S10 it’s a race of parallels.

So distractedly I was thinking how I had thought the to find the same locations in both series as coincidences dictated by the fact that they was shot by the same “family” (Tab home, Lab’s San Bart’s, Roland Kerr College’s corridor).

But then I thought of the plot of the episode with the same TAB house and I had to watch it right away. That’s what I saw wearing Sherlock’s glasses.

The house belongs literally to a scholar, ex-major of the army, with a valiant past in secret service. After the war, he began to study the ghosts to be able to makes peace with all the deaths he caused. ( to exorcise the demons of his past).  Also he is 

The house is known to be inhabited by a ghost of a woman who seems to be tied to a well, but the major, though possessing the house, doesn’t know where’s the well.

A House whose heart is the music room

The Doctors arrive in the house in 1974 (we know someone born that year?) And promises to stop just five minutes.

The major is here to study a ghost that appears reflected in a mirror and makes it appear sign on the walls

He is in the company of his assistant.

They are madly in love with each other but do not dare say it.

She loves him, but she is not sure he’s sharing his feelings.

She just knows that what she needs is a cup of tea

At the end he can only admit that she has saved his life

The Doctor realize that the ghost is a traveler in time trapped in a pocket universe where time moves differently, that it will soon collapse. The assistant is like a lantern (light conductor) that will guide her toward salvation, to the precision, towards the land of the living. Everything is preciusly explained with the help of a … red balloon

To save her, the Doctor throws himself into the pocket universe, a pine forest very similar to Baskerville … that is why the Tardis it’s was seen here?

At the end it turns out that in the pocket universe is also trapped a monstrous creature that initially even terrorizes the Doctor. But he’s only looking for a passage to be able to reunite with his (monstrous) beloved who is in turn trapped in the Major’s home.
So this is perhaps the most romantic of all the Doctor’s episodes, with not one, but two love stories, destined to overcome the line of time, space and what is perceived as different.

Ah, Clara is running around for almost the whole episode with an umbrella in her hand.

Okay, but imagine Daenerys trying to recruit the Northern Houses to her cause and Lady Lyanna Mormont goes, “The North knows no King (Queen) but the King in the North whose name is Stark.”

And Daenerys tries to talk down to and impress Lyanna with her dragons and her massive army of people (most of whom worship the ground she walks on). She even tries to say that one of her most trusted (noticeably absent) advisors is the noble Ser Jorah Mormont of Bear Island in a vain attempt to win over Lyanna and House Mormont. (But Lyanna is smart and knows full well that Jorah was a shitty person who was exiled for being a slaver - and that he doesn’t show remorse for being a slaver either.)

So Lyanna just does her “How ‘bout you stop talking like seven years ago” Bear Glare and repeats, in that perfect Northern voice, “The North knows no King but the King in the North whose name is Stark.”

Hello and welcome to the arrowverse (or legends of superflarrow or whatever)! Here is a list of characters and the important thing to know about them, starting with Arrow!


First off is Oliver Queen.

He’s basically robin hood with daddy AND mommy issues. He also has a sister complex and more ex girlfriends than Jack Harkness. Quite a few have tried to kill him.

He was a total playboy before he slept with his current girlfriend’s sister on a boat and crashed, getting stuck on an island for five years. He went crazy and started killing people on the island. But not to crazy. Mostly just murderous. I mean he wasn’t even on the island the whole time and he never went to see his mom and sister. He was to busy killing people.

So he eventually went home n everything and became murderous robin hood to protect his sister from drugs and kill of all the people on his dad’s hit list. Yay?

He sorta starts a gang of vigilantes.

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Words of Radiance: Part 1

Alright! We’re starting here with the Shallan-Kaladin-Dalinar spread of points of view, and I’m already excited. This book has some of my favorite series moments in it (I’m thinking “Not you, son”), and also I’m putting off my homework, something that always gets the adrenaline pumping. 

Shallan meets a spren, Kaladin starts his new job, Dalinar has more visions, Numbers Appear, Sadeas Has A Vaguely Homoerotic Moment, and Adolin Will Finally Get To Fight People. 

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Well I haven’t been here for four years sad to say but I think I caught up on most things that happened over the four years except bon voyage ( I don’t have premium). 

Its been 10 months since I became an Army thanks to Blood Sweat and Tears

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I remember when I couldn’t even remember V in the music video he was always the new guy ( I don’t know why). But know I know which voice is which and whose thigh it is 😂. 

Even though I was new to the whole Kpop thing I could see that there was something so special about this group. They all look hella fine and I just had to investigate more about them. The second song I listened was Fire.

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One word to describe it was LIT (pun intended). I fell involve with Suga here, he slayed my entire existence. I also thought I could dance lmao after watching this video I realized I was nothing. So I did what any other person would do I learnt the dance so I can be cool too.

The third video I watched was Dope

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Here I was officially wrecked by PARK JIMIN. I fell involve with the video and the dance. Ofcourse I learnt this too but its so damn hard. If Rap Mon can do it so can I.

And then you could say I watched most of their Mvs and dance practices in like a day. So then I wanted to know their personalities so I watched their vlive, after school club, weekly idol, running man etc etc. I fell in love with 7 idiots well 6 idiots ( I hate jUNGKOOK that boy is too perfect I don’t trust him) and I have no regrets.

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All of their songs are Inspiring especially Cypher 1- 4. They all went through so much to be where they are now and I’m forever grateful I became an army to know and to see these boys. Sure we have our sad moments where we realize where not going to meet them and whats the point of having over a thousand pictures of them on your phone. 

But then you look and realize that they make you happy and that is a beautiful feeling. You look forward to the next episode of run or the next v live that will just pop up. 

WE ARE HAPPY BECAUSE OF BTS AND THEY ARE HAPPY BECAUSE OF US, I say thats a healthy relationship right there.

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But the one thing I’ve learnt from each member is to

Eat Like Jin

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Sleep like Yoongi

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Laugh like Hoseok

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Study Like Namjoon

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Love like Jimin

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Act Like Taehyung

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Do everything like Jungkook

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On a scarred landscape, two otherworldly armies prepare to battle one last time, vying for control of a massive tower named from an ancient language no longer permitted to be spoken.

One army is led by a primeval force named Babel, whose goal is singular: to breach “Heaven” no matter the cost. The only thing standing in his way is a gray-haired barbaric warrior, filled with rage and regret, a man who sees this battle as his last chance for redemption. But he knows his depleted forces have little chance of victory unless aid comes.

Enter Tama: A 12-year old girl on the crest of a hill overlooking the battle, who has just become humanity’s only hope. The last in an ancient line of mystics who protect the Earth, she has foreseen this battle and knows millions will perish if she’s unable to stop it. Now Tama and her ragtag team of malcontents – Ninjak, Shadowman and Punk Mambo – must somehow defeat an elder god hell bent on piercing the heavens.

This summer, New York Times best-selling writer Matt Kindt (X-O MANOWAR) and artistic sensation CAFU (RAI) lead a Tolkien-esque journey into the space between life and death…through the Deadside…and into the many worlds that lie beyond right here with a spellbinding and horrific standalone event!

Written by MATT KINDT
Art by CAFU