AU where instead of going to Samwell, Jack starts a widely successful Publicly Broadcast show for children.
Jack learns that he is great with kids after coaching them for a little over two years. Moreover, kids are good with Jack. There is no pressure to be anything other than who he is.
It all starts with a local news program doing a fluff piece on Jack Zimmermann’s coaching ability. But then it turned into something completely different when Jack skated onto camera and started to introduce every single one of his kids and what was special about them. He was…really enchanting actually. He didn’t ever really talk down to them. Jack just treated them as a tiny friend.
They ARE his tiny friends, but that’s not the point.
The footage they got of “snack time” was really the best. Imagine a good 16 kids piled around this massive man teaching them the best way to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
It should have been obvious that a local channel would contact him. It still surprises Jack. They want him to host a show? Why? Everyone always teased him about how impersonable he was during interviews. Is it because he’s Jack Zimmermann’s son? Or Alicia’s?
Jack asks all of these questions to his mother and she just laughs. “You made a PB&J interesting to 16 kids just by being you”
If you had told Dex even a week ago that he would willingly be sharing a blanket with Derek Nurse on the floor of the Haus living room all afternoon, pressed together so close they’re practically in each other’s laps, he would’ve laughed in your face.
Now, he just bangs a fist against the side of the old space heater in front of them and subtly pulls Nursey a little closer into his side. Not that there’s all that much closer to pull him.
“I told them,” he mutters. “Draft fucking central.”
He not so much sees as senses Nursey roll his eyes. “Rans and Holtzy not letting you replace all the windowpanes last year is not why the heating went out, yo.”
Intellectually, Dex know this. But it’s easier to blame their former captains for their current predicament than it is to blame the fact that he’s let routine Haus maintenance slide so much this semester that they’ve ended up here. Because if Dex doesn’t keep a close eye on things like the barely functioning water heater, or the garbage disposal that’s missing two blades and is about to fall out of the sink entirely, who will?
Except, well, he’s been distracted this year. From the moment he got back from summer break and moved into the attic with Nursey, he’s been… distracted.
★ When the rebellion group helped him escape, he just ended up sticking with them and eventually became one of the best fighters there???
★ He doesn’t have any idea where his dad is, but scavenges through old Galran tech to hopefully find out.
★ The group is pretty much amazed by humans and low-key terrified of them bc of Matt
★ He dislocated his shoulder once and the group was like, “it’s horrible to see another one go,,,,” and Matt was just like “???? i can put it back in place????”
Matt: Guys,,,,stop crying,,,,this can be fixed,,,,,
Rebellion leader: i saw a dear friend die bc of that, there is no survival
Matt: *silently puts in back in place*
★ He has a scar over his right eye bc of the Galra
★ The Galra also found out he needed glasses and basically went, “well we can’t have The Champions friend like this!” and injected some weird shit into his eyes. Matt no longer needs glasses, but his eyes change colors depending on his mood and who he’s talking too
★ Matt, talking to keith as his eyes turn red: And so– why the fuck are you pulling out your sword?
★ Keith, seeing Matt’s eyes turning yellow as he talks to Hunk: “Uhm guys? Are we sure that Matt isn’t Galra?”
“I am right here”
★ When he first heard of Voltron his main thought was, “Well that sounds lit” but when he hears that ‘The Champion’ aka Shiro is their leader, he immediately turns into that Mr.Krabs meme
★ Somehow some people find a picture of the paladins and everybody is just “???? the tiny one resembles matt”
★ Matt automatically realizes it’s Katie and that the red paladin is Keith and just,,,screams for roughly 5 hrs
★ Why is everyone he knows up in space? He has no fucking clue but w/e
★ Makes it a personal mission to track down Voltron for himself and the rebellion
★ They end up showing up eventually to make allies
★ The Paladins talk to some civilians first, so Allura and Coran meet up with the Rebellion leader
“Number 5?! How’d you get here so quickly??” “Funny story actually,,,”
The real Pidge shows up like 0.5 seconds later
Pidge//Katie, tearfully: “MATT”
Matt, nearly sobbing: Oh shit waddup
★ Keith screams at him for a solid 10 minutes before tearing up
“It’s okay. I know you’re gay and texan already, Keith”
“I fucking hate you”
★ There’s a tie between whether Pidge or Shiro cried more
★ Allura: I’m princess Allura and you are? Matt: single and willing–i meAN MATT
★ **Takes in Katie’s appearance** “Well, one of us is going to have to change”
★ **Inspecting Shiro’s arm** “Yo, your weapon is just a bitch slap”
★ “,,,,,you guys do realize Allura just picked your lions off of your clothes right???” “No she–holy shit”
★ “whY DON’T YOUR LIONS HAVE SEAT BELTS?! YOU’RE GONNA DIE AT 6 SHIRO”
He essentially spends his time pointing out problems with basically everything tbh
★ “Why does Voltron represent the olympic rings??”
★ He realizes Keith has a crush on Lance in like a couple of days
“weLL I HEARD YOU GOT A SPECIAL SOMEONE ON THE SIDE, KEITH”
“Listen here, you piece of shit”
★ Slowly comes to the realization that he likes both Shiro and Allura
“Coran have you ever heard of a pickle?”
★ He helps Coran around the castle and stuff
“And this is the Teludav” “Y’all have fucking teletubbies here?”
★ Him and Hunk team up to annoy Shiro and Lance with puns
“I’m just over the moon with excitement”
“Aren’t you glad i’m not lion in the cold depths of space??”
★ Him and Slav get along pretty well
Shiro hates it
★ “In this timeline, there is a 42% chance of you getting together with the two of them.” “Thanks buddy”
★ “Why did you choose five kids to defend the universe there’s so many ways this could go wrong”
★ Him and Hunk set up the lions to play “What’s new pussycat?” 7 times with one “It’s not unusual” before resuming ‘What’s new pussycat?’
“For years, scientist have wondered if you can make 3 teens, 1 adult, and 3 aliens weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’ “It’s not unusual”.”
★ Lance is amazed by how smooth his skin is
Like, you’ve been in space for 2 years???? And majority of that was with the Galra??? Tell me your secret
★ Everyone figures out Matt’s crush on both Allura and Shiro and try to get them together
One plan consisted of a rock, 15 cups of nunvil, and a very upset bounty group.
★ Matt actually likes nunvil
★ The Lions all take a liking to him and everyone would be salty, but he looks adorable when he talks to them so they deal with it
★ Pidge voice: I’ve banned Hunk because he kept messing with my shit but now— Matt voice: yO I GOT MARIO KART RUNNING ON THIS
★ He appreciates the fact that Hunk points out all the weird shit that’s going on while everyone else just accepts it
★ “Do you think i could install the internet to my mind?” ★ **sees all the upgrades Pidge added to Green** “yO—YO!”
★ Anytime Shiro or Allura do anything remotely romantic to him, ‘What the heck i gotta do’ starts blasting from the Green Lion
★ Allura called his ears cute once, and nobody saw him for 6 hrs until Lance found him frantically grabbing Altean romance novels while whispering, “what does it mean?!”
★ They go to a planet where it’s considered normal to have more than one partner
Coran convinces the newly dubbed “Poly triangle” to pretend they’re actually dating for reasons unknown
They pull it off so well that the Aliens eventually ask when they’re gonna get married
Everyone had vastly different reactions
★ “You guys are fighting Zarkon right? Why don’t you just turn him Zarkoff?”
★ Hunk voice: Um, guys, what are those things? Obviously annoyed Matt voice: Aliens. Different ranges of offended Allura, Coran and Keith voices: Excuse me?
★ “I’m fucking tired. beam me up, Scotty”
★ Keith, kneeling down on one knee: “Matt, Allura, will you do me the honor of marrying my stupid brother?”
★ “Voltron? More like Dabtron.”
“How do I return a brother?”
★ “caTCH THESE GAY HANDS ZARKON”
★ Tried to convince Shiro to let him Pidge and Hunk install a laser gun sound effect or the lightsaber noise to his arm
★ Once, he finally found the courage to tell Shiro and Allura that he liked them but they mistook it as him saying he enjoyed their company or smth along those lines
He tried to throw himself out the airlock afterwards
★ Lotor eventually shows up and everyone is tense bc he’s shown interest in the Blue Lion
★ Lotor sees Matt, and just pushes Lance out of the way: Hello there ;)
Everyone pretends not to notice Shiro’s eye twitch and Allura breaking the weapon she was holding
Lance was offended at first but seeing their reactions made it worth it
★ Matt is oblvious to Lotor’s attempts though
Everytime he gets close, Matt just assumes it’s some weird galra thing
★ “Raindrops on roses, Allura’s white hair, Shiro’s back muscles and Allura’s eyes. These two could probably kick his ass and they’re a few of Matt’s favorite things”
★ Obviously exasperated Pidge voice: You guys just need to bone Stern Matt voice: What did you say? Pleading Hunk voice: Please don’t say it again Not Caring Pidge voice: I said you guys need to bone Shocked, Furious Matt voice: B O N E!?
★ They visit a planet with very tall aliens and of course shenanigans ensure
★ Keith voice: Y’know Allura, Shiro, you should probably hold Matt’s hand, so he can’t get lost everyone around here is pretty tall
**Disappointed, obviously knows what you’re doing Shiro Glare**
Completely oblivious, already grabbing Matt’s hand Allura voice: Of course! We wouldn’t want that!”
**Undignified, silent squeal from Matt**
★ Hunk voice: The stars sure are beautiful tonight Lance voice: Y’know what else is beautiful? Pidge and Keith voices: A loving relationship between Matt, Shiro and Allura
★ Eventually, the time comes where there’s a serious fight that both Shiro and Allura have to go through alone, and Matt freaks tf out and terribly confesses to the both of them:
“Okay, listen tf up. I can’t do that dramatic thing where I pull you down and kiss you and say, ‘Come back to me’ since there’s two of you. But I will say that I love you both, and if you dont come back i’m taking out the entire Galran Empire myself”
★ Allura and Shiro are both shocked but Matt is already fast walking away so they can’t say anything
They come back and make a beeline for him
“LISTNE IVE KNOWN HIM LONGER PRINCESS”
“I QUIZNAKING SAVED YOUR BUTT BACK THERE I GET TO KISS HIM FIRST”
Allura makes it to him first
★ Keith cries, Pidge and Hunk pull out a confetti cannon they made for this occasion, Lance falls to his knees in victory, Coran pulls out a cake. Everything is good in the Universe.
Warnings: age difference(nothing underage the reader is 21), language, implied sexy times
Hey it’s ok if you don’t wanna do this but I was wondering if you could write a fic where Dean is his current age and the one reader just turned 20 but like her and Dean have known each other for a long time and have been together for a while and other people always say stuff about their relationship but they’re still just really happy together, maybe w/ a bit of smut?
A/N: I changed a few things like I said I would but overall I think I got what you wanted!! Shout out to @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid for being an awesome beta!! I hope you all like it and feedback is always appreciated!!! :D
• pairing: kim seokjin x reader • genre/warnings: smut, dirty talk, dom! Jin • words: 7,520 → summary: you’ve been lusting after your brother’s best friend for a while now, ever since you met him at a house party, flirting it up a storm as you failed to realise who the other was. That was months ago now and things are still awkward, but you can’t ignore the sexual tension that’s simmers between the two of you…and it keeps getting worse…
So after posting my first installment of post-curse headcanons I realized that I forgot a few characters. Given the positive response to the first post (and a few sleepless hours last night) I have come up with more. I hope you enjoy them.
-After the curse is broken, Chip makes a point of apologizing to Maurice for scaring him during his first visit to the castle. Maurice assures Chip that it wasn’t his fault and asks him to give him a tour of the castle. Chip happily agrees and proceeds to lead Maurice on a uniquely childlike tour. Much less (accurate) history of the castle. Way more hide and seek tips. “And what about this portrait here?” “That’s Monsieur Funny hat. I don’t know what his actual name is…but he has a really big funny hat. These curtains make a good hide and seek spot too. But make sure your feet are covered–Hey wanna see the cubboard I used to sleep in?!” Maurice called it the best tour he had ever had.
- Once Belle and Adam become engaged, Maurice offers to paint an engagement portrait of the happy couple. But dispite their best efforts, they have a very hard time working a long formal portrait sitting into their schedules. The sketches from their early attempts all felt a bit stiff. Then one evening Maurice decides to discreetly pull out his easel in the library while Belle and Adam sat curled up together reading, comfortably in their own element, aware only of their books and each other. This stealth portrait allowed Maurice to capture the tender look in Adam’s eyes when he would look over at Belle (a look he attempted to control–and usually failed–when he knew his future father-in-law was looking) and a look of bliss Belle seemed to only have in moments like this. The portrait is so successful, Maurice continues to make these candid portraits for other residents of the castle, capturing their happiest moments to last forever.
- Chapeau is a man of few words. He prefers to quietly observe in social situations, welcome guests with a wordless smile and nod as a greeting, and to play his violin. That said, he knows everything there is to know about the goings on of the castle. Lumière can’t think of what to get Plumette for her birthday? Ask Chapeau. Chip can’t find a toy he misplaced. Ask Chapeau. His answers are brief, but nearly always the perfect solution.
Cadenza and Garderobe
-Cadenza and Garderobe decide they want to try to teach FrouFrou to sing. This proves to be a very loud and comical task. The rest of the castle is not nearly as tickled by FrouFrou’s performance as a vocalist, but it makes Cadenza and Garderobe so happy they all play along.
-Garderobe has been known to dispense unsolicited romantic advice to Plumette and Belle, some of which makes them blush and look for the nearest exit. However, most of her advice really is helpful.
-Cadenza also offers advice, but it is usually related to writing a song in some way or other. It can be hard to tell if he means metaphorically or literally.
-Cogsworth has developed the uncanny ability of knowing the exact time of day without looking at a clock. Lumière finds this hilarious and tries to prompt him to give the time without him realizing it. Dispite his accuracy as to the particular minute, Cogsworth often forgets what day it is.
-Once Cogsworth hears of the way Clothilde (Mrs. Cogsworth) treated Belle in the village during the curse, he demands she apologize, which she does (perhaps a bit too profusely.) Their reunion is the rockiest of the castle residents, having been a less than stable relationship to begin with. Somehow Lumière gets roped into acting as a sort of couples councillor for them. He isn’t quite sure how. But ultimately he is willing to do just about anything to help his friend find happiness.
-LeFou ends up being one of Belle’s most dedicated pupils when it comes to learning how to read and write. He uses his new skills to write a note to Stanley.
Belle and Adam
- Adam likes to turn little every day moments into opportunities to dance. Belle could be doing something as simple as sorting books in the library, only to be swept up in an impromptu waltz about the room. Once they have finished Adam helps her complete whatever task she was doing so that she doesn’t find his spontaneous dances too disruptive.
-He can’t get enough of hearing Belle say “I love you.” He goes completely weak in the knees every time. Every now and then he will ask her to say it “one more time” because he didn’t get to hear the very first time she said it.
- Adam is way more into wedding planning than Belle. Belle just wants a simple wedding, which means he has to reign himself in at times. His excitement can get the better of him. She said yes and he wants to shout it from the rooftops (and has.) He has learned Belle has a certain smile that she gives him when he starts to get an idea a bit too over the top. Ultimately Belle has the final say on everything, because her happiness is all he really wants. As long as she is his and he is hers, that is all that matters.
- As news of the engagement spreads, Agathe decides to pay a visit to the castle to congratulate the happy couple. Adam is a nervous wreck the entire time she is there (calmed only by Belle standing protectively by his side and reassuringly telling him she loves him) but is a completely gracious host all the while. Seeing the lasting trauma her curse had on the people of the castle, Agathe bestows a spell of protection over the castle and its residents as a wedding present, providing them with health and prosperity for the rest of their days. As she departs she tells them she will leave them in peace, but will return in a few years time with another gift. As Adam attempts to thank her for her generosity she cuts him off by saying “No your highness. This gift will not be for you. It’s for the baby.” With a wink she leaves Adam and Belle standing speechless, as she leaves to ponder a proper gift for her future fairy godchild.
He sidles up next to her—seemingly out of
nowhere, when she’s right in the middle of reviewing her new schedule and
mapping out the most efficient route to her next class—and Sana can’t help but
give a tiny jump at his sudden appearance.
But he doesn’t seem to notice that he startled
her, his gaze fixed and intense on something across the schoolyard.
“Huh?” she says, failing to keep the irritation
out of her voice. The first day of school is stressful enough, thanks very
much, and though she’s quietly pleased to see Even back on his feet, present
and flushed and healthy in front of her, she also didn’t sign up to be his
fucking tour guide.
This is the year she’s going to get all 6’s, and
have an active social life, and be a better daughter. This year, she’s going to
have it all.
But not if she gets distracted.
“Him,” Even says, tilting his head in the
direction of the bench. She follows his gaze, and sees that four boys have made
the bench into a makeshift lounge, legs spread wide and casual, laughing and
joking and playfully shoving each other.
Yuuri, Victor, and the Importance of Good Communication
Week 2017 – Day 4 – Free for All
So for today’s free for all I’d like to talk about something
I haven’t heard too much about in the context I’m hoping to present it. My
topic is specifically about how Victor and Yuuri are both very independent individuals
and how that, combined with both of them having zero experience with serious
emotional relationships, works to create miscommunications between the two of
start off, I’d like to clarify what I mean when I say they’re independent.
Obviously they’re both able to take care of themselves when it comes to stuff
such as physical needs (like feeding themselves, etc). I’m talking more about
how they’re emotionally independent.
They’re both the kind of people who keep their problems to themselves and try
to solve them all without relying on the help of others. They both actually
tell us this directly.
We see this come up a bunch during the series even though
both are aware that they do this. You can see it happen as early as episode 2
when Victor is hurt that Yuuri is rejecting him after the connection he felt they
had at the banquet but never brings it up with him. Instead he sits on and stews
in it. And likewise for Yuuri, he’s very confused as to why Victor is there at
all and is being so forward with him but never asks him why. He just comes to
his own conclusions and treats them as the truth until proven otherwise.
On top of them both being used to handling their problems on
their own and internalizing their worries, they both also have no experience
with deep emotional love relationships. I use the adjectives deep, emotional,
and love to describe the relationship because you can have any other combination
of those and have it not really touch the depth and type of relationship these
two have with each other. They may have had other relationships but none that
came close to this level.
Summary: After an overall bad day, you call your best friend to rant and to vent. But when you accidentally misdial, you end up talking to a complete stranger. What you don’t know is that this stranger may not be a stranger at all. He may even be the world’s first superhero. (Drabble Series)
Author’s Note: Hey guys. I’m back from my hiatus. I’ve miss you guys so much. I hope to continue writing for a while now that midterms are over and done with. I hope you guys enjoy this series and thank you for everything! Also, special thanks to Combat Anon for the idea of this series!
Summary: Y/N and Jughead take a long drive out of Riverdale for a road trip and discover their hidden feelings for each other
Warnings: swearing, slight smut, drinking
‘Swerving on the 405, I can never keep my eyes off this’
We’d been driving for hours, we didn’t even know where we were going anymore, or what were running from. The sudden impulsive decision to get out of town and take a road trip was decided by Jughead. He had been distressed at school lately and said he had a lot of stuff going on in his head, and he needed to get away.
Me being the good friend I am, and caring a great deal for him, didn’t want him to be alone so I decided to make the offer on taking him away for a while.
Summary: After receiving a very rude letter of your ex on the mail saying that he is going to get married. You see yourself not knowing what to do, you can just let it go or accept the help of your hot neighbor and pretend he is your boyfriend.
Paring: Bucky x Reader
Warnings: A lot of emotions, a lot of fluffy and a little of smut.
@drinkfantasy thank you so much for being my beta. You are the best.
You are so happy, you can’t believe that today you are finally going to sleep on your own bed. “You know, I really like to see you wearing my clothes.” You smile at Bucky’s words as he hugs you from behind.
“I like to wear them, they smell like you.” You are wearing a pair of leggings and one of his sweaters. It’s so big and comfortable. “You can keep it if you want, it looks really good on you.” You turn around kissing him on the lips. “You are going to regret this, in a couple months you are not going to have any more clothes to wear.” You say playful, taking his hair out of his forehead.
“I don’t mind, I can always steal them back and this way they are gonna smell like you.” He is so sweet, you can’t believe how kind and precious Bucky Barnes can be, especially after everything he has been through.
• pairing: jung hoseok x
reader • genre/warnings: smut,
fluff, slight angst (this is low-key cute and sad at the same time, my heart) • words: 5,959 → summary: you’ve been in
a long-distance friendship with Hoseok for a couple of years, hiding feelings
that you think he may also
reciprocate. What happens when you finally cross paths with him again… • note. based on a
request. Named after this song here. Also, periods of italics indicate the characters
are speaking English!
a/n: by the way, who’s shocked I managed to
write something under 6k…Has this ever happened before?! Also, this is really
different for me because I don’t usually like writing so close to reality, but
I loved the idea so much, I had to
Jensen opens his eyes and immediately closes them again. His head is pounding, it’s too bright in the hotel room, his entire body aches.
After a couple minutes of stretching and groaning and adjusting his eyes to the sunlight, he fumbles for his phone on the nightstand and ends up with a piece of notebook paper in his hand instead. In terrible handwriting, there are a few random words on the paper like “breakfast,” “crepe options,” and “hamburger meat with onions.” He bunches the paper up and tosses it aside before grabbing his phone and lying back down against the bed.
For some reason his email app is open, and a drafted email is waiting to be sent. It’s addressed to Jim Michaels, with the subject line “Get fuckd.”
In the body of the email is written, “I think I want to quit the show and open a food truck. I have a lot of great ideas for a food truck, and I’m writing up a menu right—”
Jensen deletes the drafted email and scrambles through his sent messages to make sure he didn’t actually email anyone. Thankfully, he didn’t.
He checks his text messages next and finds that the only person he texted yesterday was his wife. Thank fucking god.
I’m wearing the underwear you bought me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The pair I said I’d never wear in a million years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m wearing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jensen’s eyes widen and his face heats up as he stares at his phone, the words blurring together. He tears the covers away from his lap and looks down at himself. The only thing he’s wearing is a pair of peach-colored boxer briefs that are too big on him.
One shot request for @damhunterofartemis! “Spencer has a girlfriend and the team doesn’t know about her until they catch him kissing her.” Un-beta’d! Requests are still open! :)
“Honestly, Boy Wonder, you should come out with us tonight. You need to meet someone,” Penelope said as she was scurrying around in her heels, grabbing her purse and outfit change. She, JJ, and Emily extended the Girls Night invite out to the rest of the team.
“Garcia, I appreciate the offer but trust me, I’m fine.” Spencer said, rejecting yet another invite which was met with a pout from the blonde.
You were in love with your roommate Hoseok. Jimin knows your secret and wants to help you make him jealous.
Happy Birthday to my world and sunshine! Im not trying to cry but I hope my angel has the best day ever!!
You got home, to your shared apartment, after your morning shift. You hated being a waitress but Sunday mornings did bring in a big crowd. You think people who just got out of church were supposed to be nice but no. Everyone is cranky and wants brunch. Either way people tipped you well this morning and you needed to go buy groceries for you and Hoseok.
Hoseok, you thought. You wondered if he was awake. It was about two in the afternoon so you figured not. You knew he went out for a night of drinking with his friends. You also knew he brought a girl home last night. Mostly because you could hear everything they had done last night, well technically this morning. His room was across from your room and down the hall, that’s how loud they were. You could hear the bed hit the wall, the way she was screaming out for him, it was all too much for you. Especially his moans, they sounded so dirty and needy. You just wished they were for you, aching for you. Here you were in the kitchen writing a grocery list and getting wet thinking about Hoseok moaning.
Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Inferno - Reggie Mantle x Reader Imagine
Warnings: Some swearing, some yelling
Request by @stevrgers:
hey could I request an imagine where the reader has a thing with reggie but it’s super lowkey and reggie wants to keep it that way because he wants to keep her out of the playbook (cause he really cares for her) but the reader perceives his secrecy of their relationship as him being embarrassed to be seen with her by his friends/the school and reader gets upset & reggie is torn cause he wants to tell her about the book but also doesn’t want to get in trouble by the team for exposing their secret
Hope you enjoy it! I’m sorry if it seems a little disjointed. I tried to jam so much into it and it got so long (almost six pages on Word), but here you are!