and having spaz attacks

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NO. NOOOOOOOOOO. THIS IS TOO CRUEL TO MY STARCO HEART. NOOOOOOOOO. IM LEGIT HAVING A SPAZ ATTACK RIGHT NOW. HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN SO FAST?! EVERYTHING WAS GOING ACCORDING TO MY STARCO PLANS AND THEN THE WRITERS PULLED A FAST ONE. I HAD TO POST THIS TO LOOK BACK ON THIS EPISODE ONE DAY. BE STRONG STARCO SHIPPERS. WE WILL HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH THIS STORM.

So today I found someone holding a ToG book at school...

And I was like having a spaz attack internally but I tried to act cool so I was like “Hello, sorry to bother but are you re-reading that or is this your first time?”
She was like “um… first but if you want to talk about it talk to her” she pointed to the girl behind me and she was holding QoS and that’s when I had a full on spaz attack..
I was like “OMG!!! HAVE YOU GOT EOS YET?!?”
She was like “Omg yes!”
I was so excited because she spoke with emotion about the book. And I was like “OMG YOUR GOING TO LOVE IT!!!” She was like “YAY!” And then I walked off… Why did I walk off? Because the bell went. But I had time… to warn her.
But I didn’t warn her of the pain.
I didn’t warn her or tell her that she will be crying for hours.
I didn’t spare her from the pain .
I’m sorry- NOT SORRY!

I’m not sorry because she is going to love it so much but she will hate it. And I will watch as it happens.

anonymous asked:

It seems that after the beth tweet a lot of non-shipping viewers are believing it is beth too

Interesting. Could you please elaborate on why you think that anon? I wouldn’t be surprised, as TPTB have been preparing the general audience for years. All of the subtle Beth/Bethyl promotion has been keeping her alive in the audience’s subconscious, making her return easier to accept. I’m going to quote one of my favorite movies, Paul, as I feel it’s appropriate to the situation. (It’s about two classic nerds who help an alien named Paul escape from the government and reach his people’s ship.)

Clive: He looks too obvious.

Paul: There’s a reason for that, Clive! Over the last 60 years, the human race has been drip fed of images of my face, on lunch boxes, and t-shirts and shit.
In case our species do meet, you don’t have a fuckin’ spaz attack
!”

Essentially, the general audience has been drip fed reminders of Beth so they don’t have a spaz attack once she does return.

Movie Surprise
  • Dipper: But - !
  • Bill: No.
  • Dipper: Bill, honey, please, for me??? *puppy eyes*
  • Bill: nOOOOO. No, no, no, no and No. *chomps on foodies and continues watching TV*
  • Dipper: *huffs and pouts* ... Please?
  • Bill: ... Dipper, no, it's special...
  • Dipper: But I like surprises... Sometimes. *blushes* Only when they're from you at least.
  • Bill: *sighs and hovers down*
  • Bill: *smushes Dippers cheek and stares at him with one eye*
  • Bill: Promise you won't freak out...?
  • Dipper: Is it good or bad?
  • Bill: I don't know, depends on how you react Pine Tree.
  • Dipper: *contemplates*
  • Dipper: *nods* Alright, I won't have a spaz attack.
  • Bill: *chuckles* Alrighty then!
  • Bill: *snaps fingers*
  • Bill: *cane grows longer*
  • Bill: *thin black arms becoming shapely and tan*
  • Bill: *legs become Legs*
  • Bill: *triangle becomes torso*
  • Bill: *head pops out with an eyepatch*
  • Bill: *dusts himself off before snapping, top hat appearing in his hand.
  • Bill: I know this is a bit fancy, but I -
  • Dipper: *lunges at him*
  • Dipper: *snuggles him full friggin force*
  • Dipper: This is the best surprise ever...
  • Bill: *chuckles and pets his head* Now, I've heard that there's this thing called... "cuddling" in the human world? You meat sacks usually do it on the couch or in bed, right?
  • Dipper: *giggles and drags him over* Why yes, yes we do, now come on, the movie's back on.
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it was so so so unbelievably nice meeting the most amazing person in the world aka mark fischbach 2 separate times at pax east!! i was having a major spaz attack when i was near him but tried my best to seem calm and normal so i wouldn’t scare him away ahaha (the first photo is blurry because i was shaking so hard and for whatever reason i didnt have him take the selfie)