and have you seen their profile picture

stormyryden  asked:

I just found her instagram ( way_donna) and almost all of the pictures have very cryptic captions. There's also one (1) picture of mikey and the caption is the cryptist I've seen.

A) thank you so much, the Donna Way Research Institute is checking it
B) the fact that she supposedly posts almost exactly the same content on all social media is both proof that all her accounts are real and that they are not
C) it is my working belief that the facebook profile is real (too much interacting with middle-aged white women from new jersey not to be), but thing is……… the things she posts on there and the ones on ig/twitter arent contradictory…… her claims match up…… i dont know what to make of that

Desperate for Love [Suga Angst]

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

“Desperate for love is a weak emotion.” 



You wanted him to grab your hand, hold it and make you feel loved and warm just by the slight touch. You wanted him to look at you, like you were the only girl for him, the only one who could capture his heart. You wanted to have those lips on yours, giving you the first kiss worth remembering. You wanted him to love you, feel the same for you as you felt for him.

Min Yoongi was cold when you knew that deep down, he was a warm hearted person who cared. Under all that fake stone hard face, you knew there was once a different Yoongi. Although he was rude and mean towards everyone, including you, you still found yourself in deep, deep love.

You wished that you could say that you could see who the nice Min Yoongi was. But you couldn’t. He wasn’t readable. His mysterious vibes and personality was something any other human would avoid. He wasn’t someone you wanted to involve yourself in.

The problem was, you couldn’t keep yourself away from him.

He was beautiful.

He was beautiful with whatever scar he had over his heart that made him the way he was.

Min Yoongi was your roommate of three years and through all those years, never once have you heard him laugh or seen him smile. He didn’t do smiles, he smirked.

Since the day he moved into your apartment after contacting you and asking if you were still hiring out the guest room, you had accepted him after searching up him on Facebook. He was hot, was your first thought when that profile picture of him appeared on your screen, late that evening.

Now, three years later, it still felt like you knew as much about him as you knew three years ago, nothing much, even if you were now his girlfriend of a month.

After years of threats and deals from your side, you were now his girlfriend but that didn’t mean that he was any different. He still made it pretty clear that the two of you should keep your lives separately although you lived in the same apartment.

“Food’s ready!” You shouted and placed down the two plates of creamy pasta that you had made for yourself and Yoongi.

A few minutes later, Yoongi appeared with a towel over his shoulders, his hair still wet from the shower. Your eyes automatically travelled down his tight fitting tee before up to his well sculpted face again. “Uhm- Here.” You said, blushing before giving him his fork.

“Thanks.” 

You nodded and sat down in front of him on one of the bar stools.

This was what he could do to you. One moment you could be perfectly fine, talking like a normal person and even singing to one of your favourite songs. But whenever he looked that good, which was basically everyday, you couldn’t help but fangirl over your own boyfriend, on the inside.

“How was your day?” You asked, taking a bite from your pasta.

“Great.”

Once again, you nodded and bit your bottom lip, not knowing what to say next since he didn’t ask you about your day.

“I had a great day today, I went to the interview I told you about two days ago. You know the one for the skin care company?” That somehow caught his attention because he looked up to you from his phone with raised eyebrow.

“The Face Shop?” You nodded, gulping down some water. “Yeah, that one. I know you told me not to apply for that work but there’s absolutely no other choice. I’ve been trying to find a job - for what - over a year now.”

“I told you I don’t want you to work at that place. You can find another job, Y/N.” He said, looking at you with a seriousness that you had never seen him in before.

“Why? I need money and they’re kind enough to let me work there. I’ve met the boss as well. She’s really kind and she’s young, perfect. I don’t want to get into a fight with an old lady again.” I explained, remembering back to my previous job that I said up from because of the bossy bitch of an owner.

The fork he was holding on was set down with a thud before he stood up, his breathing hard.

“I’ll tell you once again, Y/N. I don’t want you to work there and it’s best if you listen to me.” He warned, making you completely shocked. “What?”

“Listen, we can find you another job, okay?”

“No. This is my chance, Yoongi. My boss even told me that she was going to pay me more if I could do my work. I won’t just give that up because you said so. And what’s up with that tone? Why would you use that tone with your… with your girlfriend?”

“You gotta be kidding me,” he sighed and pulled a hand through his hair. “Are you using that against me right now? So what if you’re my girlfriend? Do you even consider this as a relationship? Have you even had a boyfriend before? How childish are you, Y/N?!” Shocked and angry, you stood up as well and walked over to his side, facing him.

“So what if I consider this as a relationship? So what if you’re my first boyfriend? So what if I’m being childish? At least I’m not being moody twenty-four seven, like you!” You snapped, glaring at him.

He didn’t even budge a bit. He just stared at you. Before he burst out into laughter.

If it was any day but that day, you’d be happy to finally hear his laugh but then you realized that this wasn’t a laugh that told you that this was all a joke, that he was just kidding, that everything had been a prank.

No, it was a humorless one and you hated it more then his stone hard, careless face.

“Agreeing to this ridiculous thing was a big fucking mistake. You’re naive, bothersome and nothing but a big fucking mistake. You’re desperate, Y/N.” He picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth before throwing it on the not up eaten plate of pasta. He was turning around, stalking towards his room when you decided that it was enough.

“Do you even like me, Min Yoongi? Or am I just what you just called, naive, bothersome and a fucking big mistake? Oh, and let’s not forget desperate. Is that everything you see in me?” You asked, swallowing the lump in your throat. This was not a time to look like a loser.

“That’s exactly what I think of you, Y/N. The only reason I agreed to the whole boyfriend and girlfriend thing was because I felt bad for you. You’re desperate for me to show you any kind of affection and it got annoying, I had to do something. And then you’re naive, not even realising that I don’t want anything to do with you.”

You took a few steps towards him with your clenched fists by your side to keep you sane. “Why are you like this? Why are you treating me like I’m nothing when all I’ve done is to care for you?”

He looked at you and something in his eyes flicked before it vanished and he was back to his stone cold face. But this time, there was a frown on his face.

“You want to know why?” He asked before continuing without even waiting for my response.

“You’re not my style. You’re not someone I can fall in love with. You’re childish and annoying and carefree. You fall too easily and you love too hard.”

It hurt, what he said, it hurt like a thousands of needles just went through your whole body before repeating the same process for several times. God. “That’s not the only reason, isn’t it?” You asked, challenging him to confess everything.

“There’s more than those things about me, right? You’re cold to everyone. You’re rude and you don’t care about people who cares for you. Why are you like this, Min Yoongi? Why do you treat people like they’re not worth a shit?” With each question, you took a step closer to where he stood, just outside his room.

He seemed shocked about your questions because something flicked in his eyes once again, but this time, it stayed. He looked so fragile that you were afraid that he was going to break. You had never seen him react to something you said like that. He’d usually just ignore it because, apparently, you were annoying.

“Answer the damn question, Min Yoongi.” You said, this time, you took two big steps until you were a few feet away from him. “Why do you keep pushing me away?”

Silence.

“You’re not her.”

It was enough but he didn’t stop there.

“You’re not her and you will never be her. You’re name’s not Ji Hyo. You don’t have her short, wavy hair. You don’t look like her and you don’t even have the same accent. You don’t have dresses and you don’t use make up. You’re desperate for my attention when I was the one desperate for her attention.” His eyes softened but his shoulders stiffened, as well as his whole body.

“Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurts just by knowing that she could still have such an affection on you everyday because of her damn company?! Her face is everywhere I go and now, I’ll need to hear about her from your mouth as well?” You gulped and watched as his forehead made a small crease between his eyebrows.

“I love her even when she’s not here but I don’t love you even when you’re here, constantly. I miss her when the last thing I want is to see her but I don’t miss you even if you leave home for days. I need her as if she’s my oxygen but I don’t need you even if you give me everything that I need. I want her like she’s some kind of obsession but I don’t want you, because you’re too easy.”

“Stop, please, stop.” You said, collapsing down on the floor when you felt like your legs would give out any time.

He looked down at you before saying something that would break you and leave scars all over.

“I will never be able to let her go, like I can let you go.”




I FINISHED WRITING THIS ONE IN TWO HOURS, NEW RECORD!!

Hello my butterflies!

Hope you guys are doing great and enjoying your weekend. I’ve missed you guys dearly, I’ve missed writing one shots and spending some time here on tumblr. 

And tomorrow’s bangtanboysoneshot7′s seventeenth anniversary! Wow, it’s been over a year since we started this blog and I’ve met so many great people here and improved my writing as well as gotten steps closer to ARMY and BTS by heart. 

I hope you enjoyed this one shot, please let me know if you did by giving it a heart and if you want a part 2, please let me know about that as well! 

I miss & love you loads! Please take care! ~

call it a hunch

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Excerpt: The first time Dan brings up posture, Phil is hunched over his laptop and feels rather as if he’s been caught in the act.

This was written for @pinofs and the @pinofsappreciation project! Happy early birthay, Nikki :D <3

Beta: Laney

Word count: 3.7k

Warnings: excessive use of innuendo, smut

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With Love And Money

 Sugar Daddy!Yoongi x Reader

Genre: Smut, Fluff 

Warnings: Daddy kink, spanking, D/s themes, i think that’s it

Words: 8k 

Request:  ahhh yonni omg could you do a really nasty yoongi daddy kink smut with spanking please?


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what dating Lee Minhyuk would be like;

Originally posted by jeonfhan

  • I think Minhyuk is the type to subconsciously pull you closer to him while he sleeps.
  • mutter sweet sentiments in your ear while hugging you from behind.
  • He adores that you cling to him on a morning, though he hates to see you pout when he has to leave.

“I know baby, but I have to go” he’d pout with a exaggeration to make you smile.

“Your smile is my favourite thing”

  • He was cheesy, there was no doubt about that.
  • he smiles uncontrollably when you complement him, he just cant help it
  • he’s infectious, his entire personality is infectious
  • he’d tell those horrible but yet lovable dad jokes that make the members crease in cringe
  • despite his showmanship, you love his sensitive side
  •  he isn’t afraid to admit that he’s wrong, he loves to know more about things and learn.
  • he’s justifiable, reasoning and responsible.
  • though sometime she is forgetful.

“Uh have you seen my keys?”

  • he’s so passionate about the things he loves. You’ve seen him sing in the studio and it melts your heart because his soul is poured into it.
  • He’s easily embarrassed

“Baby please stop dancing in the middle of the shop. you know I have to keep a low profile while I’m out”

“I’m not doing anything” you’d laugh while attempting to twerk on the cereal shelf.

  • He’s charismatic. whether its screaming at the members for stealing the last slice of pizza to posing for the photobook pictures.
  • Minhyuk, I think, would love to play with your hair. Long, or short, he will find a way to plait it and brag.
  • He saves all of your selfies, the double chins, the ugly ones, the gorgeous ones and show you off to the members.
  • meme. say no more.
  • he’s innocent, he gives off the  aura of innocence
  • until he acts like he does in fighter, strutting up and down your hallway with the blue steal pout.
  • he’s weird. But its the admirable weird. he makes you want to sit there and do unnecessary stuff because its fun.
  • you watch everything that he does. so when it comes to the things where he’s sexy, charismatic- he usually dancing in the background with some sort of jig which really makes you question him.
  • when he goes away, he’ll be the type to FaceTime you when it is night time for you

“Baby, you need to sleep”

“i don’t care if its nice to see my face, you need to sleep”

“Want me to sing?” Song off key to make you laugh.

  • He’s been the shoulder you needed when you needed to cry.
  • he was there for everything, every laugh, tear, pain and anger.
  • when he wakes up on a morning, he is completely unaware of everything in existence.
  • when he is asleep, his eyes are open slightly.

okay, it’s about to get a tad NSFW:

  • he’s got the sweet and innocent vibe going on, so I think he would be the type to follow your lead. Let you set it.
  • lip biting, because when isn’t that ever not hot on minhyuk
  • he has that stare, you know the one, where he’s completely and utterly piercing into your soul.
  • he’s teasing, avoiding what you want to do purposefully to make you whine.
  • he’s a menace, flirting sexily when around the members to make you blush
  • basically, you’re newly weds without the newly wedded part.

“Aw baby, you thought I was just cute” with a smirk and eyes that smoulder.

he is the type to sneak out of his dorm and go get vender food with you at 3 am in the morning, even though he’ll be tired the next day.

  • he coddles you
  • idolises you, treasure the ground you walk on.
  • he gives you his jumpers, lets you sleep in his shirt and boxers
  • hes cheeky

“I’m Lee Minhyuk! I can do what I want, when I want” he says as you tell him to have another bowl of rice.

“only because I want to” he’d state with defiance.

  • He’s caring, you’ve seen how he is with the members and its lovely.
  • he’s pure af
  • I think minkyuk is the type where he’s try to stay awake with you, to talk about anything and everything, but he’d fall asleep because youre just so darn comfortable.
  • he can be cocky
  • he can be sexily arrogant
  • but minhyuk? He’s selfless

“no no, you eat first”

“Baby? How much sleep have you had?”

“It’s ok, I can do this for you”

a/n: I hope this okay for you anon, I think minhyuk would legit just be the cutest ever because he has the type of personality where he’ll love to do everything. He’ll be interested in anything that you do, if you like to read? Then he’d ask you to read to him. He’s precious and more people should love him.

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DOWNLOAD: Japanese Bin sims 
DOWNLOAD: Korean Bin sims
DOWNLOAD: Traditional Chinese Bin sims 

Part one of my “ooh, what’s this”? project. I’ve been poking around random folders and I was wondering what was in all of those “locale” folders. It turns out that for ts2 basegame and the stories games, the Japanese, Korean, and Traditional Chinese locale folders contain bin.bundles. And inside these bins? Sims! I’ve never seen them anywhere in-game so I guess they only show up if you install using those languages? idk. Each bundle has 6 sims, one M and one F from teen-elder. 

I extracted them exactly as-is into their own sims2packs and uploaded them with their portraits. Pictured without any custom content or defaults. They come without any CC and shouldn’t require any expansions/stuff packs, but clean installer is always recommended anyway. :)

You don’t get any more “maxis match” than this :)

anonymous asked:

Why does Isak have a meme face as his facebook pic? They’re even on his walls. Like, I’m just. Major secondhand embarrassment lol

jkvjkvh leave the kid olooooone 

(but also. even sort of agrees with you. one afternoon, they’re chilling on isak’s bed, their backs to the wall and isak wants to show him this funny viral video he’s seen on facebook. and even sees it, that tobey maguire meme isak uses as his profile picture. and he asks him “is this your profile picture for real?” like he’s almost outraged. and isak just shrugs, like who cares anyway. “i’m really not a fan of tobey maguire as spider-man, like…how old was he when the first movie came out? thirty? grown adults playing teenagers is lame” and isak raises an eyebrow at him “are we really doing this right now?” 

and then even sits with his legs under him, facing isak and he looks at him for a second “your face is my favorite face. honestly this is totally a wasted opportunity” and isak just sighs and shakes his head a little and says “fine, fine, i’ll change it eventually” and now even’s the one raising an eyebrow at him before he reaches for his right pocket and grabs his phone. “just to be sure” 

“eveeeeen” isak kind of pouts at him as even points his phone in his direction. “baby, loosen up” isak can’t help the smile that reaches his eyes when he hears the word. even says  “let me take, like, five. tops” and isak replies “okay, five is fine” and he puts his computer on the floor next to the bed. and then even leans in and kisses him, gentle and slow. when he pulls away, isak’s eyes are half-closed and he whispers “why’d you do that?” and even puts a hand on his cheek and the corner of his lips form a little smile before he says “i love your face after i kiss you. it’s beautiful”  

so even takes five pictures, from different angles. he lifts isak’s chin up at some point, gives him a quick kiss on the jaw. and when he’s done, he hands out his phone to isak. “which one do you like best?” and isak looks at the pictures, pondering. “hmmm, i don’t know” and then he looks at even and says “wait. come here” and even goes to sit next to isak, and isak says “i think i know which one i want”. he opens the camera app, and both he and even appear on the screen. isak leans his head toward even and even understands, does the same 

later, when isak uploads the picture, jonas is the first one to “love” it, and he comments looking good :) and mahdi also likes the picture. and then an hour later, magnus leaves a comment and it says evak <3 . isak and even don’t notice it immediately, because they’re cuddling up and watching a movie. but when isak sees it, a couple of hours later, he shakes his head and lets out a little laugh. the truth is that it actually feels nice to not have that random and meaningless meme he’s had for over a year as his profile picture, it feels nice to want to share this. and when he takes a look at the picture again, and then glances over at even, he thinks to himself yeah, this feels nice)

Go fuck yourself.

I am the first girl to have your back in the bowl. If you need tips/advice - I got you baby girl. I have never looked at the bowl as a natural selection process. If you are hustling, I respect it and I will help you. Some of y’all just shady as fuck. 

Recently on SA, I had several men message me telling me they were going to report my profile for being fake. They said they have seen my pictures all over the site. REALLY? One girl literally stole all of my pictures and claimed to be me AND accused me of being the fake. HEY KATARINA UR A TWAT. I HAD A DATE CANCEL CAUSE OF YOU. Now, I have had fake Facebooks and Instagrams in the past BUT fake SA accounts. DO BETTER PLZ. I’M ALREADY TRYING TO SCAM MEN WITH MY LOOKS DONT NEED ANOTHER BANDWAGONING ON THIS SHIT.

SILVER SPOON: Part 3 [Yoongi x Reader; Rom-com, fluff]

A girl who had to work hard every day of her life to rise from nothing, meets a man who was born with and given everything.

A classic tale of what happens when a cold, uptight farm girl meets a playful, rebellious, easy-going city boy that was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Summary: Having been born and raised in the country side, you have worked hard your entire life to make it to the big city. You eventually achieved your dream and now you have a wonderful paying job for a large company and you continue putting your 110% into everything you do. However, your perfect plan to climb to success through consistent effort and hard work becomes disarrayed with the arrival of your branch’s new rebellious and easy-going CEO, who never desired the position in the first place and has never truly worked hard a day in his life. Your job is on the line if he can’t be turned into a quality CEO within a year, but he has no intention of changing himself for anyone or letting you boss him around so easily. How will you work your way through this obstacle? Will you succeed in changing him or will he be the one that changes you?

Yoongi x Reader (ft. Jimin & VIXX’s Leo as side characters; some other BTS members show up too lol)
Office au
Romantic Comedy, Fluff

Parts: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 (Finale)

Originally posted by whyparkjimin

           "Leo what the–“ Yoongi stepped out of the office to find Leo standing with a large suitcase at hand.

           "I did the honor of packing your clothes, sir.” he bowed. “So it’ll be unnecessary for you to return home after work.”

           "Gee…thanks.“ Yoongi stated sarcastically.

           You were standing beside him in a daze, listening to their conversation but not truly comprehending it. You were beyond floored at the turn of events. Apart from Jimin and obviously the Chairman, no one knew about where you had come from. And you had wanted to keep it that way…especially from your new boss who enjoyed living lavishly.

           "I can’t believe this is happening…” You breathed.

           "Well it won’t be too bad. I’ve lived in a few small apartments here and there when I wanted to hide from family.“ Yoongi patted you in the back.

           You groaned.

           "Do you live far?” he questioned as you two began walking out of the building.

           "Yeah…a bit.“

           "Alone?”

           "No…with my family.“

           "Ohh.” he was silenced. “Well I shouldn’t intrude! The Chairman just can’t force me into someone else’s home. We should go back and complain!”

           "I already paid a visit on his orders and they were more than enthusiastic that Miss Y/N was bringing a man home.“ Leo cut in.

           You wailed. "Noooo! Mr. Leo –WHY?”

           You fought the urge to grab his perfectly ironed collar and shake him silly. “They’re going to misunderstand!”

           Leo shook his head. “I made sure to explain that this is temporary and that you and Mr. Min have not shared any romantic notions past lying in bed beside each other with no bodily contact.”

           Your face burned at the image of your parents having to hear that from a strange man, and Yoongi smacked Leo’s arm.

           "Leo! I told you to stop saying things people would misunderstand!“

           "But it’s the truth?” Leo mumbled.

           "No, no, no…“ You shook your head. "This has to be a nightmare right? Right?”

           Yoongi stretched out your cheeks. “Get a hold of yourself woman.”

           "Your parents were quite ecstatic.“ Leo continued. "They said ‘it’s about time she starts showing interest in men. She’s always working! Of course we’d love to meet the man!’. And I believe someone who said they were your brother said 'Let me meet the deluded man who wants to date my sister!’ They were all quite amiable. There should be no problems about our stay.”

           You crouched down on the ground and covered your face in embarrassment. “Oh my goodness. I’m so sorry.”

           Yoongi laughed. “They sound hysterical. I’m not so annoyed anymore. This might be quite an entertaining venture.”

           You glanced up at him incredulously. “Are you serious?”

           Yoongi shrugged. “I’m a very flexible and adaptable man. It’s supposed to be a punishment but that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy it.”

           "Must be nice to be carefree.“

           "Must be tough to think you can control life.” he snorted.

           You glared at him but he nonchalantly continued strolling forward.

           "I guess I’ll go home with you after work then.“      

           You exhaled, knowing that there was no way around it. You had to accept the consequences of your actions. You deserved this, but it wasn’t going to be an easy task for either of you. Your family and your living circumstances might be an absolute culture shock for him. And frankly, you knew they were going to embarrass the hell out of you in front of your new boss. You dreaded it all.

           "Are you upset cause you won’t be able to 'clean the dirty hoes’ while I’m around?” Yoongi joked as he walked you back to the building.

           "Let’s just get to work. We’ll deal with everything later.“ You sighed, not in the mood to jest.

           "Aye, aye.” he grinned as he scurried ahead of you.

           You wondered who this was actually a punishment for. Yoongi seemed to have gotten over the loss of his apartment already while you felt like you gained a perpetual raincloud above your head.

           As soon as you returned to your desk, Jimin called you into his office curiously.

           "What happened?“ he asked as he handed you a cup of water and guided you to his chair. "Why’d you both get called in by the Chairman?”

           "Well, he found that Yoongi’s been neglecting his duties and I’ve basically been covering up for him by doing them instead.“ You explained with a frown. "So now he’s punishing us.”

           "How?“ Jimin gasped as he sat at the edge of his desk, twirling his tie mindlessly.

           "He kicked Yoongi out of his apartment and told him to live with me…” You mumbled.

           You saw Jimin’s hand still from twirling his tie and his face went through various emotions in a split second – from confusion to shock to pure delight.

           "Oh my goodness. YOU’RE LIVING TOGETHER??“ he exclaimed.

           "Shhhh!” You scrambled to cover Jimin’s mouth, afraid other people would overhear through the walls.

           "Does he know you live on a farm?“ Jimin whispered as he pulled your hand away.

           You shook your head. "Not yet.”

           "I’m so jealous.“ Jimin pouted playfully. "You’ve never introduced me to your family and you’ve known me longer.”

           "Jimin.“ You rolled your eyes. "This is hardly the time to play jealous. Plus you have your girlfriend back in Seoul.”

           "Not my real girlfriend.“ Jimin emphasized.

           "Yeah, yeah. You only told people that so no one at work tries to seduce you cause you can’t keep your urges in.” You waved your hand then spotted a picture on his desk. “That’s a new picture of her right? I’ve only seen the picture of you two on your phone and profile.”  

           "Yeah, the three of us went on a trip when I took those personal days.“ Jimin smiled fondly at the photo.

           "How’s CEO Jung doing these days?” You mentioned, thumb glazing over the third man in the photo. “Still crabby?”

           Jimin chuckled. “He probably has a higher stick up his ass than you do right now. I didn’t think it was possible to be more uptight than you. But not sure what he’s unhappy about, I heard his secretary was pretty hott.”

           "Is that why you’re planning on running away from me, huh?“ You pinched Jimin’s thighs in protest, and he cackled as he grabbed your hand to prevent any further pain.

           In the midst of your laughter, there was a light knock on Jimin’s door.

           "Come in.” he chimed.

           You both were surprised when Yoongi stepped into the room, mirroring the same expression of astonishment, probably due to the position you two were in. Hurriedly, you slipped your hand away from Jimin’s and stood up.

           "I’ll leave you two to talk.“ You stated with a slight blush and walked past Yoongi before either of them could tease you.


           "So how long does this bus ride take you?” Yoongi yawned as plopped down on the bench. “10 minutes? 20 minutes?”

           "An hour and a half.“ You admitted.

           "An HOUR AND A HALF?!” Yoongi shouted.

           Leo flinched from his loud voice and moved closer to you.

           "Yeah…I live far from the city.“

           "Are you serious? What? Do you live on a farm or something?” Yoongi snorted.

           "Umm…well yes…“ You confessed, rubbing the back of your neck.

           There was a few minutes of silence between you three; only the light sounds of engines and people chatting were heard.

           "S-seriously?” Yoongi stammered.

           "Yeah…“ You looked down, embarrassed.

           "So you seriously travel an hour and a half to work and back home? All the time?”

           "Yeah.“

           "And you’ve had get up earlier cause you had to get my ass out of bed?”

           You chuckled. “It’s all part of the job.”

           "So you’re poor?“ Yoongi blurted out.

           Other people at the bus stop shot him a look and you blushed. People passing by might consider him rude, but you knew he was merely curious rather than taking a stab at your economic status.

           "I guess relative to you, I am.” You smiled slightly.

           The bus arrived, granting you an escape from the awkward conversation, and you urged the two of them to get in.

           "Payment.“ the bus driver stopped Yoongi.

           "What? Is this not free?” Yoongi blinked.

           The driver snorted. “Are you serious?”

           "Umm…“ Yoongi lifted up his black credit card. "Can I swipe this?”

           "We accept bills, coins, or the pre-paid bus passes.“ The driver pointed at the sign.

           "What’s the hold up??” the passengers behind you were getting antsy.

           "I’ll pay for the two of them!“ You peeked out with a big sigh.

           The driver nodded and you swiped your bus pass three times. Then you found the two of them standing in the middle of the bus with wide eyes.

           "What’re you two doing?”

           "Are there assigned seats?“ Yoongi questioned.

           You looked at him amused. "No, sit wherever you want.”

           "Where are the best seats?“ he questioned.

           You pointed. "The back row.”

           "Go Leo! Acquire the back seats!“ Leo nodded and marched to the back.

           His intimidating, expressionless face had the people occupying the seats scrambling out in mere seconds. You massaged your temples and sighed, apologizing to those passengers.

           "It’s their first time. I’m sorry.”

           Yoongi snuggled up next to the window and Leo protectively sat beside him. You opted to sit in front of them, not wanting to look like you were associated. At least you could try to find some sort of peace on the bus. You opened up the new book you were reading to teach yourself new things about economics and global marketing.

           "Seriously?“

           You felt Yoongi’s breath near your ear and you jumped, banging your head against the window by accidentally.

           "Ah shit.” You cursed as you rubbed your head.

           "She curses!“ Yoongi clapped excitedly. "I never thought I’d see the day!”

           You glared at him. “People on the bus should be quiet.”

           "I’m whispering.“ Yoongi grinned as he leaned close again. "Are you seriously reading that?”

           "Yes. Why shouldn’t I?“

           "You’re just a secretary…why would you need to?”

           "So I can cover my lazy boss’s neglected duties.“ You retorted.

           Yoongi chuckled then switched places with Leo so he could cross his arms on the empty seat next to you. You raised an eyebrow at him questioningly.

           "So you and Mr. Park, huh?” he smirked playfully.

           You shook your head. “There is no me and Mr. Park. He’s taken.”

           "Didn’t look so taken when I walked into the office?“ he pressed. "You have a thing for him.”

           "I don’t see why that’s any of your business.“ You turned your attention back to your book. After a few minutes of him staring at you, he spoke up again.

           "So I had someone find your resume for me.”

           You sighed and shut the book dangerously; you couldn’t concentrate on it anyway.

           "That’s highly inappropriate, Mr. Min.“

           Yoongi’s lips curled up, finally succeeding in getting your full attention.

           "It’s only right that a CEO knows their workers well.”

           "And?“ You questioned. "Find anything interesting?”

           "Everything was interesting.“ he smiled as he nestled his head further into his arms, tilting it to look at you intently. "I could see why you dislike me.”

           "Really?“ you stared at him, unconvinced. "My resume told you why I dislike you.”

           "You’re just taking out your feelings about how unfair society is. Why was I born into a rich family and you a not-so rich family? It’s normal to feel jealous about that.“

           You pursed your lips, trying not to get riled up. You weren’t jealous about his life at all. You were infuriated that he was given such opportunities but he took them all for granted.

           "I dislike people who can’t appreciate what’s been granted to them.” You stated simply.

           "And I dislike people who think they always know what’s best for others.“ he muttered in return.

           You were about to protest but a new passenger took the seat beside you and Yoongi leaned back, closing his eyes. You stared at him for a few seconds before disregarding his statement and returning to your book.


           "Last stop!” the driver called out and you lifted yourself off of the window pane, having fallen asleep on it.

           You turned and shook Leo and Yoongi’s legs, jolting them awake.

           "We’re here.“ You yawned.

           They followed you groggily. Leo was lifting two suitcases with no qualms, while Yoongi was swaying side to side, bumping into you constantly. You exhaled and paused before getting any closer to your home. You turned and gently smacked Yoongi’s cheeks to wake him up properly. He seemed to regain some of his consciousness and stared at you questioningly.

           "Okay, so listen to me carefully.” You exhaled. “I have A LOT of family.”

           "Okay…“ Yoongi furrowed his brows and covered your hands on his face with his own. "And?”

           "They can get a little overwhelming and loud…so it might be shocking, but they’re all good people and they mean well. I apologize in advance but they’re a bit candid and kind of…free. Things are way different in the countryside than they are in the city. I don’t want to shock you two.“

           Yoongi smiled and nodded understandably. He grabbed your hands off of his face and gave them a squeeze reassuringly. "I told you I’m adaptable. Don’t worry.”

           Your lips curled up, still a little worried, but a bit relieved Yoongi was taking this so well.

           "And well, things aren’t as clean and crisp as your apartment is…“

           "I know what a farm is, Y/N.” Yoongi snorted. “Relax.”

           "Okay. I’m just nervous.“ You admitted.

           He grinned cheekily. "Cause I’m the first guy you’re bringing home?”

           You rolled your eyes. “Shut it.”

           "Did you just tell your boss to shut it?“ he playfully gasped.

           "Ahh!”

           A familiar voice exclaimed in the darkness.

           "Y/N’s here! Everyone!“

           A small flashlight lit up and pointed towards you and Yoongi.

           "And they’re holding hands! Mom, get the camera!”

           You pried your hands away from Yoongi’s and rushed forward. “We’re not holding hands!”

           "What? I totally just saw you!“ the taller, broad shouldered man cackled playfully.

           "We were not! Stop slandering me!” You jumped up to reach for the flashlight, but to no avail. Suddenly, the flashlight was snatched away from the man’s grasp by Leo with ease and given to you without a word.

           You smiled appreciatively at the bodyguard.

           "Oh! It’s Leo!“ the man cheered.

           Leo bowed.

           You turned to Yoongi and smiled, "This is my older brother Seokjin, but he acts like one of my younger siblings, so people always think I’m the oldest. Oppa, this is Mr. Min, my boss.”

           "Just call me Yoongi.“ Yoongi reached out for a handshake.

           "Jin.” Jin shook it then laughed. “Oh why’re we doing this? Come here!”

           He pulled Yoongi into an embrace and you giggled at the pure shock that was displayed on your boss’s face.

           "It’s so nice to meet you!“ Jin cooed. "Leo told me I’m older, so you can call me Jin-hyung!”

           "Um okay…“ Yoongi nodded.

           "Say it!” Jin urged.

           "Jin-hyung.“ Yoongi obliged shyly.

           Jin clapped excitedly and wiggled his body. "I got a rich man to call me hyung!”

           You smacked your forehead and shook your head.

           "Anyways, let’s get inside the house. It’s getting chilly.“ Jin easily lifted the two suitcases and led you three down the dirt pathway. "Everyone’s so excited to meet you, Yoongi. We all stayed up.”

           "You guys didn’t have to…“ You mumbled, shyly.

           "He’s a guest Y/N. We can’t not greet him.” Jin cut in.

           "Please don’t tell me they brought Bacon out too.“ You groaned.

           "Bacon?” Yoongi furrowed his brows. “I’m not too hungry…”

           "Oh no–“ You laughed.

           Suddenly, the sound of hurried footsteps and excited noises were rushing towards you three. You gasped as you watched Yoongi being tackled to the ground harshly.

           "Holy crap. What is this on top of me?” he grunted as he tried to make out what it was in the dark.

           You chuckled as you pointed the flashlight at him, causing him to scream loudly. On top of him lay a heavy piglet.  

           "That’s Bacon.“

           He frowned as he struggled to lift the piglet up. "That’s just cruel.”

           "My cousin named him.“ You crouched down and took the piglet into your arms easily. "He’s a bit heavy huh?”

           Yoongi scoffed as Leo lifted him to his feet.

           "It was just hard to get leverage from the position I was in.“

           You nodded, not buying his excuse for a second.

           "Mr. Min! ~”

           You heard your mother call out as she stepped forward and hugged him warmly. “I’m glad you three made it here safely! Welcome!”

           Yoongi smiled and bowed. “Thank you for having me on such short notice, Y/N’s mother.”

           "Just call me 'Mom’.“ she patted his cheek lovingly.

           "Mr. Min.” Your father stepped forward and they shook hands firmly.

           "He’s a man of few words and plenty of action. If you know what I mean.“ Your mom winked.

           Yoongi chuckled and you groaned. "Mom! Stop!”

           "What?“ Your mom giggled. "Oh! Dears, come forward so Mr. Min can see you.”

           You smiled as your siblings stepped forward into the light.

           "Here’s my younger sister, the 3rd oldest. Then there’s a huge age gap and we have the twins.“

           They all shyly bowed then stepped behind you to hide.

           "My cousins should be around here too. Some of them are younger but there’s one that’s around our age who practically lives with us.” You looked around.

           Jin chuckled. “Yeah, he was particularly excited to meet you.”

           "I’m here! I’m here! Sorry! I’m here!“

           As if on cue, you all heard someone bellowing breathlessly, accompanied by scurrying footsteps.

           "I’m here!” he panted, as he came to light. He coughed as he tried to catch his breath then stood up straight. Scanning the faces, his face lit up and he rushed towards Leo.

           "You must be Mr. Min!“ he shook Leo’s hand enthusiastically. "I’ve heard such great things about you! I don’t know why Y/N told me you were short. You’re taller than me!”

           Yoongi coughed and you averted your gaze guiltily.

           "I’m actually Mr. Min.“ he smiled. "That’s my bodyguard Leo.”

           "Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry! Wow, you’re a lot handsomer than Y/N gave you credit for.“ Your cousin scrambled over and grabbed Yoongi’s hand. "I’m Taehyung, Y/N’s cousin! Just call me Tae or Tae-Tae.”

           He grinned widely, exposing his box grin. Yoongi smiled before being pulled into a tight hug once more.

           "We’re going to be good friends. I can feel it!“ Tae wrapped his legs around Yoongi’s body and the latter frantically stumbled around, flapping his arms at the sudden extra weight on him.

           "Tae!” You scolded and your cousin hurriedly jumped off of him.

           "Sorry. Got too excited…“ he bashfully retreated.

           "It’s okay.” Yoongi exhaled, realizing why you had warned him that it would be a bit overwhelming. But it was a good kind of overwhelming. He felt warmly welcomed. He bowed respectfully. “It’s great meeting you all. Please take care of me for the time being.”

           "Don’t worry.“ Jin threw an arm around Yoongi. "You’ll be helping us out in the fields so we’ll all spend some quality time together!”

           "Yeah, we have to feed you too. Look how scrawny you look.“ Your mother worried as she ushered everyone into your house.

           "Wait, what? Helping out?” Yoongi blinked.

           "Yeah, Leo told us your grandfather wanted to have you help us out on the farm to get you to build some character.“ Jin smacked Yoongi’s chest chummily. "We’ll definitely help you out. I’m your hyung after all. Although, you’re not as handsome as me, you’re still pretty good-looking!”

           You sighed and glanced over at Leo, who was standing stiffly while Tae was circling him curiously.

           "Tae…?“ You questioned then watched as Tae koala hugged Leo from the side.

           "I like him.” Tae giggled. “He reminds me of a big kitty.”  

           You chuckled, amused.

           Leo blinked and looked down at Tae questioningly. The younger grinned widely at him so Leo simply patted his head gently, wondering if that was what Tae was waiting for. It seemed to satisfy the cousin because he climbed down and helped Leo with a suitcase.

           You stayed behind the group, marching forward at a slow pace as you watched everyone fuss over the new guests with vigor. Thankfully, it was the weekend tomorrow so you didn’t have to think about work. But you were a bit worried about whether or not Yoongi would able to handle helping out at the farm.

           Oh well.

           You shrugged.

           He did say he was adaptable and flexible after all.


           Yoongi lay wide awake. He tossed and turned on the floor. Tae was on one side of him and Jin was on the other, sleeping soundly. He thought this had been some sort of empty room for him to fill during his stay, but it turned out to be the males’ bedroom. They simply laughed at him when he asked where their bed earlier. Leo was in his own corner of the room, also resting. He had told Yoongi he didn’t feel it was appropriate to sleep near his master so he insisted on sleeping apart.

           "Ah this is crazy.“ he slipped out from the shared covers and stepped out of the room.

           He wandered towards the kitchen where he spotted a dim light. Peeking in carefully, he exhaled in relief when he realized it was just you.

           "Can’t sleep either?” he mumbled and felt a bit better seeing you flinch in your seat. Teasing you always eased him.

           You turned and blinked. “Um yeah. You?”

           "I guess I’m not used to the floor.“ Yoongi scratched his head.

           "Sorry. My younger sister and the twins have the beds.” You smiled apologetically.

           Yoongi shook his head as he took a seat. “No, don’t be sorry. I’m not complaining. I’ll get used to it in no time.”

           "Want something to drink?“ You offered.

           "What do you have?”

           "We make tea from scratch so I can pluck the leaves from the garden outside. If you want milk, I’ll go get the cow.“

           He froze in his seat. You burst out laughing, probably at his horrified expression. He relaxed, realizing you were kidding.

           "We do buy some groceries. Relax.” You stood up. “Tea sound good?”

           "Yeah.“ he smiled, not expecting a joke from you.  

           You shuffled around the kitchen and he took a peek at what you were doing on the table. He recognized the planner that was always glued to your hand in the office. You were plotting out the next month already.

           "Wow…” he marveled as he skimmed through the pages. “You really are crazy.”

           You shot him a disapproving look that had him grinning.

           "You even have the time you sleep scheduled??“ he pointed. "And shower?!”

           You rushed over and snatched the planner away from him, obviously embarrassed. He smirked victoriously as you continued to tend to his tea without a word. Then he took the time to truly glance at you and found himself blushing. Long gone was your usual professional and uptight attire. You stood in front of him in a tattered and loose oversized shirt, and baggy basketball shorts. Your hair wasn’t up in a tight bun and primly pinned back as it had been earlier, it was now down, slightly wavy and relaxed.

           "It’s not as good as Leo’s tea but yeah…“ your voice pulled him out of his thoughts; he realized only now that you were standing in front of him expectantly.

           He blinked a few times to bring himself back to focus and after blowing on it a couple of times to cool it down, took small sip of the tea.

           "It’s good.” he smiled and watched as your body relaxed with his approval. Then you went about to make yourself some. “So what’s a typical day around here like?”

           "What’s this, an interview?“

           He smiled. "I’d like to know what I’m getting into.”

           "Oh?“ he watched as you turned, a playful smirk splaying on your face. "I thought you were more of a 'figure it out as you go’ kind of guy.”

           He sipped his tea, amused. “This is uncharted territory.”

           "Interesting.“ You chuckled and took a seat beside him. "Well, in the morning, we get up when the roosters crow, which is when they spot the sunrise.”

           He cringed at the thought of waking up before dawn.

           "Then we collect the new eggs the chickens laid. Mom usually makes breakfast while the younger ones go feed the animals. The older ones set up the equipment to head into the field for the day. Then we milk the cows and herd the sheep into the fresh pastures to graze. We also lead the pigs to the outside pen. Then we go to the fields and in this season, we tend to the crops and pick those that are ready for harvest and collect them. Sometimes we clean the stables too depending on how bad it is, groom the animals. It varies on need.“

           Yoongi rested his face on the table and glanced up at you. "Are you serious?”

           "I’m serious.“ You smiled at him cheekily.

           "And I HAVE to do this?”

           "That’s up to you.“ you giggled. "But my family is very coercive.”

           He squinted at you skeptically.

           "Oh.“ You clapped and stepped into one of the rooms, coming out with a large fluffy blanket. "Here. You can use this. You can curl yourself up in a ball like usual and it’ll kind of feel like a mattress underneath you.”

           Yoongi reached out and grabbed it. It really was soft. He’d easily fall asleep with this hugging him.

           "Wow, this is great. Where’d you get it?“

           "Oh I made it.” You grinned proudly. “There’s lots of quality sheep wool inside the patterns.”

           "Ahh.“ Yoongi remembered. "That’s why you so easily tailored my suits and stuff.”

           "I’m a woman of many talents.“ You smiled smugly.

           Yoongi chuckled. "Thanks for this.”

           "Go rest up. You’re going to need as much rest as you can get for tomorrow.“ You warned.

           "I’m afraid so.” Yoongi stood up then glanced around. “Where do you sleep?”

           "Oh.“ He saw a dust of pink cover your cheeks. "I sleep in the living room.”

           He furrowed his brows and looked over at the living room which had a ragged couch, a rocking chair, and a couple of wooden chairs surrounding a small wooden table.

           "Where…“

           You smiled warmly and pushed him towards the boy’s room. "Get some rest, Mr. Min.”

           He was trying to process where and how you were sleeping in that living room. Wasn’t it cold? Was it comfortable? But you had ushered him back into the room with ease and he soon found himself wrapped inside your handmade blanket beside Leo. He was comfortable next to him and he didn’t want his precious bodyguard to get cold. Plus, he wanted to see the man get flustered in the morning when he woke up beside him.


           Obnoxious screeching and heavy footsteps against the floor pierce through Yoongi’s senses and stirred him awake. He groaned and reached his hand out, trying to find the source of the noise to turn it off. When he opened one eye, he found a bright pair of curious ones in front of his face. He gasped and stumbled away.

           "Good morning!“ Tae grinned brightly. "You were like crawling but not really crawling just now. Were you having a dream?”

           Yoongi glanced around. It was just him and Tae in the room. Where did Leo go?

           "What is that noise?“ he covered his ears, the irregularly rhythmic screech still ongoing.

           "Oh that’s the rooster.” Tae giggled. “He wakes us all up when the sun is starting to rise. That means it’s the start of a new day of work!”

           "What?“ Yoongi curled himself inside the blanket, not wanting to believe that people actually were raring to go this early in the morning.

           "Oh! That’s noona’s blanket ~” Tae pointed suggestively. “Did you two rendezvous last night??”

           "Tae.“ Your voice echoed at the doorway.

           Yoongi peeked out from his cocoon and spotted you in a pair of jeans and a flannel top, another casual look. Your hair was pulled back in a ponytail and you had your arms crossed as usual, wearing the stern look Yoongi was so familiar with. So was Tae apparently because he floated out of the room without complaints.

           "Let’s go, Mr. Min. Jin laid out overalls for you to throw on, unless you want to wear your expensive leather jackets and hoodies to the barn.” You nudged his body with your foot. “I warned you that you’d have to wake up early.”

           He groaned and rolled around. “Where’s Leo?”

           "Oh, he went running with Jin. Said something about wanting to scan the perimeter for any dangers.“ You restated.

           Yoongi exhaled and unrolled himself from the blanket. His hair was disheveled and his face felt undeniably puffy.

           "Wash your face and let’s go. We have stuff to do. We’ll start you off easy.”

           "Define 'easy’?“ Yoongi groaned.

           He caught you smirk as you took a step out of the room.

           "We’re going to clean those dirty hoes you love so much.”


           You stretched as you stepped out of your house, taking in the completely fresh air. It was one of the things you loved about still being home. It was like you got the best of both worlds–the bustling work life in the city and the relaxing weekend getaway feel of the countryside. During the week, you didn’t see your family much and they never urged you to help out before you left or after you got home. Most of your pay went to your siblings anyway, and you really didn’t mind. You liked encouraging them to dream big and giving them a safety net to do so.

           "So where are these hoes?“ You heard Yoongi’s playful tone behind you and you grinned.

           "Right this way, sir.” You motioned towards the shed, taking in how much he had to roll up Jin’s overalls because of their size difference.

           He glared at you. “I told you not to call me that.”

           You giggled and walked forward. He followed you.

           Tae was sitting in the center of the shed with a rag, humming a tune while wiping down the tools in front of him.

           "This isn’t hard, just tedious.“ You grabbed two fresh rags from the pile and chucked one at Yoongi. "We just clean them so they don’t rust and they’re all still effective when we take them out.”

           "Gotcha.“ Yoongi glanced around. "Are there chairs?”

           You and Tae snickered.

           "Come sit by me, hyung.“ Tae patted the floor beside him.

           Yoongi did so and watched how Tae was doing it, mimicking his motions.

           Tae laughed. "There’s no wrong way…just wipe it.”

           "He’s probably never had to clean anything before.“ You mentioned as you sat down in front of Yoongi.

           "So he doesn’t even wipe his own butt?” Tae stared at Yoongi in awe.

           "Tae!“ You blushed.

           "No.” Yoongi whispered playfully. “Someone else does it for me.”

           Tae gasped and gave him a thumbs up. “You’re my hero!”

           You rolled your eyes at how gullible your cousin was.

           Tae continued to ask Yoongi questions about his life in the city and about rich people. Yoongi didn’t seem to mind answering them. He’d add a story or two in there, which had Taehyung laughing without sound at how funny it was. You listened in, trying to hold back your own laughter. You still wanted to remain composed in front your boss after all.

           Suddenly Bacon and a beautiful large dog came running into the shed excitedly.

           "Soonshim! Bacon!“ Tae opened his arms and the animals ran into his embrace.

           Yoongi glanced over at you curiously and you smiled.

           "Tae’s an animal whisperer.”

           "Ah.“ he raised his eyebrows, impressed.

           "He works as a vet in a small animal clinic nearby while he finishes up school.” You disclosed.

           "Do they really have large hospitals JUST for animals in Seoul?“ Tae’s wide eager eyes had both you and Yoongi laughing.

           "Yeah. I know of a few.” Yoongi mentioned.

           "REALLY?“ Tae jumped up, causing Bacon to fall off his lap. "THAT’S LIKE MY DREAM!”

           "Is it?“ Yoongi looked up at him, amused.

           You watched Tae and Yoongi chat with each other with ease.

           "What about Y/N?”

           You tuned in when your name was mentioned. “Hm?”

           Tae grinned, speaking for you. “She wants to be a CEO one day, and be a cool business woman. When she was young, she would stick wooden sticks under her slippers and pretend she was wearing high heels.”

           You blushed, flustered by the way Yoongi was grinning at you fondly.“T-tae, you can’t just tell other people about my dream!”

           "What about you, hyung?“ Tae chimed.

           Yoongi’s face turned blank and he hummed. "I’m not actually sure…”

           Sensing Tae had accidentally hit a land mine, you stood up quickly. “I think these look clean now. How about we help out with collecting eggs?”

           "Yes!! I love egg hunting!“ Tae sprung up excitedly and hurried out.

           "Here.” You reached for Yoongi’s freshly cleaned tool and he obliged.

           "So umm…how do we go about collecting the eggs? Is there some contraption that rolls them down?“ he questioned.

           You laughed, "No. We’re going to take them right from the chickens.”

           His eyes threatened to leave its sockets. “What??”

           You had to drag him to the chicken coop by gripping tightly on his arm.

           "Y/N. You should know I don’t like touching most animals. Dogs are fine. Even Bacon is good. But chickens…chickens are dangerous. So are cows. Cows are the DEVIL. And horses! They can all kill. They’re going to take vengeance on the human race and kill us all.“

           You rolled your eyes as you pulled him into the coop. Your young twin siblings were giggling as they chased the chickens around, providing a distraction so your younger sister and Tae can snatch up their eggs.

           "If my 7 year old siblings can do it, your grown ass can get in there.” You encouragingly pushed him forward. “Tae, give Mr. Min some gloves.”

           Tae glanced up with a blank expression. “Who’s Mr. Min?”

           You exhaled and pointed at the man next to you, “Min Yoongi. Yoongi.”

           Yoongi felt his lips curl up into a smile at hearing you say his first name for once.

           "Oh! Right!“ Tae bounced up and got him thick gloves. "Now you have to time it perfectly. The chickens will peck you if you don’t do it right.”

           Yoongi gulped and took in a deep breath as he pulled the gloves over his hands. You bit your lip, trying not to crack up at his transparent nervousness. He was usually so relaxed and displayed an air of confidence, like nothing could faze him. But here he was, yielding to a coop full of chickens.

           You watched him with amusement as he cautiously padded inside with Tae. The twins and your younger sister were watching him curiously. He gripped onto Tae’s sleeve anxiously and yelled out whenever a chicken skidded by. You covered your mouth out of respect, but the entire scene was hysterical.

           "It’s okay, hyung. You can do it.“ Tae encouraged. "Twins, do your thing.”

           The 7 year olds nodded and ran around chasing the chickens playfully, clearing the section with Yoongi.

           "Like this, Mr. Min.“ Your younger sister smiled warmly and showed him how to pick up the egg. "Put them in those crates outside of the fence.”

           "I’ll hold them up for you.“ You offered and lifted the egg crate up.

           Yoongi inhaled and exhaled as he crouched down, keeping an obvious close eye on the chickens, like he was doing something illegal. With a yelp, he grabbed the egg and waddled over to you, holding the one egg delicately and as far from his body as possible, like it was a ticking toxic gas bomb.

           "Good job, Mr. Min.” You cooed, causing him to shoot you a glare at your obvious sarcasm. “Only a lot more eggs to go.”

           You spotted the look of terror in his face, as he spotted the amount of eggs that had been laid on the ground.

           "Don’t worry. With us three, we can get it done before breakfast is done!“ Tae cheered. "Let’s go, go, go!”

           Tae and your younger sister began humming a song and continued their work. Yoongi looked at you pleadingly, and you shrugged nonchalantly, enjoying this newfound power over him.

           "Why aren’t you doing work?“ he pointed.

           "I’m supervising so you don’t slack of like usual, Mr. Min.” You retorted.

           He scrunched his face at you in disapproval then stretched his back and legs, getting ready to crouch down along with the other two.

           "I’ll show these chickens.“ he hummed.

           "Yes, Mr. Min. Turn up!” Tae exclaimed as Yoongi finally started picking up the eggs carefully and hurried his way to you to drop them off.

           You quite enjoyed seeing the adorable way he scurried back and forth, with a look of both astonishment and worry on his face whenever he succeeded in picking up an egg unscathed.

           "Ah! Ah! Ah!“ He yelled whenever a chicken ran astray and close to him.

           He tiptoed away from it and soon the chickens were attracted to his odd little dance.

           "Get away from me! Gah!”

           The twins giggled and grabbed his hands on either side.

           "You’re funny, Mister.“

           "They won’t hurt you.”

           You watched as Yoongi stiffly stood in the middle of the crowd of chickens pecking at his boots with his eyes screwed shut. You laughed and entered to coop, figuring you should help him out, since it was his first time and all.

           "Come here Mr. Min.“ You pulled him away and gestured for the twins to grab food for the chickens.

           "Here ~” the twins handed you the bird feeder bag.

           "What’s that?“

           "Since you’re so popular with chickens, I figured you could help feed them.” You smiled.

           "No. No thank you. Absolutely not.“

           An obnoxious laugh erupted from the entrance causing everyone to look over.

           "Are you…chickening out Yoongi?” Jin cracked a joke, but no one reacted and went about their business.

           Jin laughed at himself and nudged Leo beside him. “Eh. Eh. That was funny! Cause he’s in the chicken coop!”

           Leo pursed his lips in an attempt to hide his amusement, but couldn’t stop himself from laughing along.

           "See? I made him laugh!“ Jin interjected.

           "Cause he’s laughing AT you, not with you, Oppa.” Your younger sister emphasized.

           "Hand.“ You showed Yoongi your palm and he reluctantly mirrored you. You placed a handful of seeds into his palm and then in your own. Kneeling down, you whistled to get the chicken’s attention and slowly, they bobbed their way over to your hand. You pulled at Yoongi’s jeans to urge him to crouch down. With a nervous sigh, he did.

           "Ah!” he whined as their beaks dipped into his palm. “They’re attacking me!”

           You rolled your eyes. “They’re eating, Mr. Min.”

           "Their beaks! My skin is going to be ripped!“ he dramatically complained.

           "This ajhussi is funny.” One of the twins stood beside him.

           "And his hair reminds me of cotton candy.“ the other smiled. "Will it taste like it too?”

           "No.“ You scolded and eyed the two troublesome youngsters.

           They reached out, petting Yoongi’s hair innocently.

           "Fluffy.” They giggled then went to play with Tae who was dancing around with two eggs in his palm, clearly in his own little world.

           "If you’re like this with the chickens, you’ll be ten times funnier with the rest of the animals.“ You snorted.

           "The rest?” Yoongi cried.

           "Maybe we’ll just have you herd the sheep for today.“ You smirked as you stood up and wiped your hands clean. "Before you help out at the field, that is.”

           He groaned then screamed when a chicken nipped at his empty palm. In a flash, he was scrambling to stand up.

           "I’ll have you know I ate your cousins fried!“ He retaliated childishly towards the chickens.

           Everyone in the barn was roaring with laughter at his comment. He looked around, puzzled at first, but then he grinned widely as he took a good look at everyone heartily enjoying themselves. This definitely wasn’t boring way to spend time.


           But herding sheep for Min Yoongi wasn’t any easier.

           On the flip side, it was even more entertaining for everyone. Your parents even took out the camera just to record him running away as fast he could from the sheep frolicking after him. You learned that he was an insanely speedy runner, for someone who didn’t like doing much all day. In the end, Leo and Tae had to come in and save him while you properly herded the sheep into the fresh pasture.

           You walked back into the house after washing your hands, the scent of freshly cooked eggs and bacon filling your nostrils. Your family shot you suggestive glances as you entered the kitchen, and you realized they all had left a seat open beside Yoongi. You rolled your eyes and took a seat, unaffected.

           "I’m not sure how I feel about this.” Yoongi frowned as he stared at his plate then at Bacon who was eating something in the corner. “How do you all not turn vegetarian?”

           Tae giggled. “Because it tastes good.”

           Yoongi nodded in agreement. “Thank you for the food, Mrs. Y/L/N.”

           "Dear, I told you to call me Mom.“ your mom smiled as she sat down, wiping her freshly washed hands on her apron.

           "Thanks…mom.” Yoongi blushed and you smiled slightly, remembering how he had lost his own parents at a young age. It must be weird for him to call someone that after all these years.

           Your mom grinned and threw more bacon on his plate lovingly. “Now eat up. Feel free to get seconds and thirds. Tae and Jin always do. There’s enough for everyone to get several helpings.”

           "You’ll need it.“ You bantered. "Today’s probably the most activity I’ve ever seen you do.”

           "Yeah, I could eat a whole cow.“ he answered lightly.

           "I thought cows were the devil.” You grinned playfully.

           "I could still eat them.“ he shrugged.

           You caught Tae smirk and wiggle his eyebrows at you from across the table. Embarrassed, you kicked his leg underneath.

           "OW!” Jin cried out. “Who kicked me?!”

           You and Tae looked away, feigning innocence, while everyone else continued to ravage away at their meal.

           After breakfast, you left Yoongi and Leo in Jin, Tae, and your father’s care, while you tended to your own duties with your mom and sisters. When you all reconvened for dinner later that day, Yoongi looked like he had gone through war and back. His face was gaunt and weak, and he was slightly stumbling on his own feet. Leo guided him firmly into the house.  

           "What did you do to him?“ You mused as Yoongi retreated to the bedroom without a word.

           "Well we carried things here and there. Did the usual harvesting routine. He helped out, but struggled. He’s not used to heavy lifting it seems so his muscles are probably shot.” Jin frowned worriedly. “Hopefully he’s okay. We tried to take it easy today, but we do have a schedule.”

           "It’s okay.“ You chuckled. "I’m sure he’s just resting. He’ll be okay.”

           "Honey, here.“ Your mom handed you a packet. "Put these medicinal patches on his back to soothe the muscles.”

           You exhaled. “Why don’t Tae and Jin do it?”

           "No way.“ Tae giggled and shoved the patches into your hands. "I’m sure he’d rather have you ~ do it.”

           "Don’t do anything. It’s still our bedroom.“ Jin warned.

           "Like I’d do anything! Pfft.” You rolled your eyes and stormed into the room, to hide your growing blush. You were sure your whole family meeting was heard by Yoongi on the other side of the wall. But when you found him, snoring, face-down on the ground, in just his boxers, you thanked the lucky stars he didn’t.

           "Good work today, Mr. Min.“ You mumbled as you knelt beside him, pressing the patches onto the tensed muscles of his back.

           He groaned as you pushed down on his knots, stirring awake. "Y/N.”

           You blushed. “Sorry, did I wake you?”

           You showed him the herb patches. “I just wanted to make sure I was putting them where it’s most tense.”

           "I’m so exhausted.“ he yawned. "How are you still functioning?”

           You smiled. “I’m used to it I guess. I was raised doing this.”

           He sat up groggily. “But I’m also starving, so I’m glad you woke me up.”

           "Dinner’s almost ready.“

           "Mmkay.”

           He spun around, showing his back to you, allowing you to place the patches on him more easily.

           "Can you massage my shoulders?“ he requested. "I feel like I’m wearing shoulder pads.”

           You chuckled and kneaded your fingers against his skin, trying not to think about how he was only wearing one thin piece of fabric in front of you. Your mind instead wandered to how soft his skin felt, smooth like a baby’s, and glowingly white, like the fresh milk you had gather earlier today.

           You realized that his body had grown limp under your touch and he was no longer grunting at the pain. You peeked over and found him sound asleep, with his head hanging down carelessly. You smiled to yourself as you eased him down onto his pillow. But he shivered and rolled over, trying to find some sort of warmth, which so happened to be your lap. You inhaled sharply at the contact as he nuzzled his head comfortably. His hands were gripping the side of your jeans tightly.

           "Um…“ You bit your lip.

           His mouth hung open and soft snoring was soon heard; his body rising and falling rhythmically. You yawned, watching him made you feel sleepy too.

           After a few minutes, your legs started tingling. They were asleep and when you went to shift your position, you felt pins and needles shoot all over your leg. You winced and hurriedly shook Yoongi awake. He shot up urgently from your hurried shakes.

           "What? What?” he frantically looked around the room.

           "My legs… my legs are asleep.“ You whined.

           "Oh shit.” he realized that it was because of him and scrambled to lay a hand on your leg.

           "AHHH!“ You screamed as he slowly moved your legs from underneath you.

           You gripped at his shirt, tears forming in your eyes. It was painful, but it also slightly tickled. You weren’t sure how to react.

           "Lay back. I’ll massage it.” he instructed worriedly.

           You covered your eyes so he couldn’t see that you were starting to cry and got on your back. He lifted your leg and massaged your calves roughly, making you yell out again.

           Suddenly, the door burst open and your hand flew away from your face, realizing what the entire situation might look like. Yoongi was still half naked to make matters worse.

           You were horrified as you found your older brother, Jin, standing at the door in pure shock, his eyes wide and his mouth parted. Leo was beside him nodding approvingly, his face unchanging as always.

           "Oppa… I…“ You stammered to explain.

           Then Tae appeared beside Jin curiously and his face oppositely turned into a seductive grin.

           "Ooo la la~” he giggled.

           "Tae…“ You tried to sound threatening but your heart raced worriedly at what mischievous thought had run through his mind.

           "Auntie! ~ GET THE BABY CRIBS BACK OUT! YOU GON’ BE A G-MA!” Tae announced happily.  

           You groaned and covered your face in shame while Yoongi slowly lay down and rolled himself silently into his blanket cocoon.

           This was going to be a looongg punishment.

PART 4 

Sprodger || Sugg (S.F)

Originally posted by sugglettxxunicorn

Requests are currently [ OPEN ]

Word Count: 1039

Summary: This is a (S.F) which means Sister Fic, so (Y/N) is the chosen boys sister instead of their partner, yano? (Y/N) has Tinder, and Joe manages to convince her to let him expose it for s video, like the one’s he and Zoe have done in the past. 

Dedicated to: My big brothers bestfriend, for calling me Spodger since I was four and for still calling me that to this day. Luke, I hate you xo 




“Hello everyone and welcome to another Sugg Sunday special! Today I’m joined with my little sprodger, (Y/N).”

“Sprodger? What the hell Joe?” Laughing, (Y/N) shoves him a little but her strength is hardly anything compared to his. “God I can’t believe I agreed to this.”

“Oh, we haven’t even started yet and you’re already regretting it? This is exciting.” Joe chuckles, rubbing his hands together and wiggling his eyebrows at the camera. “So today, as you can tell by the title, I am going to be reacting to (Y/N)’s Tinder profile.”

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{PART 2} Betrayal // Jay Park

Originally posted by lavender-kills

Pairing: Jay x Reader

Genre: Angst

Summary: You decide what to do about your pregnancy, and then you run into the last person you ever wanted to see again.

A/N: Just a little heads up for you guys that I do plan on writing a final chapter to this scenario, thus making it into 3 parts ^^ Enjoy!

{Part 1} {Part 2} {Part 3: Final}

Please note that this scenario contains mentions of abortion.


A lot had certainly changed since that day Jay had broken the news that he hadn’t been faithful to you – in more ways than one. You recalled being completely inconsolable for around 2 weeks straight, not leaving your apartment and barely eating anything sustainable and being constantly plagued with the most gruesome morning sickness on the face of the earth; a constant reminder of what you had both created together. Filled with so much woe and having no one to turn to, you decided that it would be best to terminate the pregnancy before things got too far on. “What kind of mother would I make? I don’t have a stable job…I have no real savings and I can’t do it all by myself” you often thought as you scrolled through the many abortion clinics listed on the internet in your area.

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Cyber Savior//Jeon Jungkook (Part 5)

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre:(?)

Summary: Two teens desperate for some sort of support in their life, find it through an app.

Author’s Note: Hello everyone! I am sorry for the wait, but here is the next part to my Jungkook series! Enjoy~

xoxo Sara

1-2-3-4-5


You felt nerves rise up in your stomach; he wanted to call you? You have never heard his voice before, nor has he heard yours. The most you have ever seen from him is his profile picture.

You didn’t respond right away, as you pondered over the pros and cons of a phone call. An obvious pro, was that you would be able to hear his voice. But, an obvious con, would be him being able to hear yours. Along with that, you wouldn’t have a long time to think about what to say. Over text, it was easy to think of what to say, but when on a call, trying to think of what to say would cause awkward silences that no one was fond of.

After a few minutes of thinking, you felt your phone vibrate in your hand. You looked down and saw his name pop up on your screen.

C’mon, it will be fun~

You sighed softly, pinching the bridge of your nose as you thought of your next message to type.

I guess, for a little while, though. I can’t be very loud.

Awesome. I’ll call in a minute~

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I received the first picture I have ever seen of my paternal grandfather a few weeks ago.

One of the more interesting aspects of DNA testing is there are options where you can allow people with your DNA match to contact you, it is intended for people who are building a family tree so everyone can share their branches. I decided to keep my DNA profile open if family wanted to contact me when I was tested, I really don’t know too much about my family & we are so small that I didn’t think anyone would try to contact me anyway.

Surprisingly, I have had a lot of people reach out to me from my father’s side of the family, more specifically his paternal family.

I ignored them for a while because I really didn’t know what to say. My paternal grandfather left my grandmother when she was pregnant with my father, it seems like from the very few stories I have heard about him that he had severe PTSD from being a soldier in WWI & surviving the concentration camps. My understanding was he killed himself in a hotel room when he was in his mid 50′s in New Orleans, no one really seems to know what he was doing there since we have no relation to the area & his funeral was the only time my father ever saw him.

I have been talking to a few members of his family, it is fascinating collecting the stories everyone has to tell.

My Nan told me a few stories about him the last time I was in Birmingham, happier times when he was still courting my grandmother. Apparently, Grams & him were notorious for stealing pint glasses from pubs. She told me I look like him, which the running joke in my family is I am the milk man’s child since I look nothing like my mother or father. I definitely think I look the closest to him in comparison to any other family member.

@jynersohs​ replied to your photo “Ordered this a few days ago and it arrived today. Look at the pretty!”

oh my god thats gorgeous

@writeanotherballad​ replied to your photo “Ordered this a few days ago and it arrived today. Look at the pretty!”

Aaaah pretty!! Is the dvd’s or a book or both?

It’s BOTH! Looook:

It comes in this gorgeous box:

And here’s the book again… because pretty!!

And on the inside you get all these photos (that, lbr, most of us have already seen before ‘cause we live in the age of the internet. But still).

And character profiles and information about stuff. And a GLOSSARY! HAH! :’D

But embedded in the pages, you get the DVDs! (which is why it’s so thick). It’s pretty cool. And pretty pretty.

Diabetes & Gaining

or…How to Dance With the Devil and Not Lose a Leg

This is an answer to a question I get asked frequently. I thought it was long overdue I wrote a response.

Diabetes is not the end of gaining. In fact for some, diabetes marks the beginning of their serious weight gain. Many gainers I know have had diabetes for years or even decades and have continued to gain well past 400 or even 500 pounds. These people are not legless cripples; in fact, many are gainers you all know and follow on Tumblr, YouTube, or other sites. They just haven’t told you since talk of diabetes is the third-rail of gaining. (And anyway it’s really nobody’s business but theirs.) I asked a few of these diabetic gainers for help in writing this post.

Diabetes is a manageable disease. Very manageable. Easily manageable. Despite this, most people with diabetes do not manage it…

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anonymous asked:

Nyotalia au?

Summary: where one person is actually famous and sets up a dating account with their real picture and the other sees it and is like, oh dude you are not fooling anyone with that picture (because srsly trying to catfish someone with a really famous person is hilarious and cute because the profile also had some really dorky info about liking model trains and farmers’ markets) cue an online romance and when they actually meet the other is pissed because DUDE YOU’RE THAT FAMOUS PERSON and the other is like, yeah, i mean, i thought you knew… (prompt by: @swingsetindecember)

Chat: I haven’t written some lesbians in fucking forever, soz

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Dating online was a thing Daisy always wanted to try and she had no other way to get a date. Being a lesbian you had to know people to go out with them, because gay bars were filled with desperate or questioning girls, or that’s what she came by.

Other than that she was a famous. It was kind of an accident, she wanted to be an actress when she was really young and her parents supported her. She got her first role as a little kid in a sitcom and she upgraded to being the main bitch in a high school series.

Some days, Daisy felt like Sandy, a rude heterosexual who picked on the main character and other times she felt like shy Daisy that loved reading books in the back of a coffee shops (so no paparazzi could find her) and smiling shyly at butch lesbians who caught her eye.

Her sister had got a date a while back with a dating app for lesbians called GG (Gay Girls) it was a five dollar fee in the App Store, but she dished out everything for just a chance. Daisy briefly wondered if she could put her real name and picture, but decided that sure, who would know.

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it’s interesting to me how the most basic crusty looking men will comment on beautiful instagram models’ pictures about how “ugly” they think they are or post nasty shit on twitter about darker skinned women and you look at their profile picture they usually look like a dried up piece of snotted tissue that’s never seen the inside of a shower and probably have offensive tumblr pages with nothing but women’s asses and cars they’ll never be able to afford and fake deep quotes like how do these people inevitably end up with wives and daughters

anonymous asked:

Hey, did you catch up with your friends for lunch?

Caddy: “I did - and can you believe these two already knew each other? I didn’t even have to introduce them!”

Rhys: “It’s a small Underground, I guess - or maybe just a small ‘Heroes Of Dustmetal’ forum! I recognized ‘Thornvine28′ from his profile picture.”

Morris: “And I’d seen ‘Pawz-n-Clawz’ around, ‘specially in the thread about mosh pit shenanigans. Some of his stories make a lot of sense now… ”

Caddy: “Well I’m just glad you guys already have something to talk about… I just hope we can come to some agreement about what pizza to get!”