touhou ages that Fuck Me Up
- cirno is at least 60. what is that. she’s a child
- reisen is older than my mom. bunnies reach maturity at like 6 months old and if we assume reisen joined the army right at maturity, immediately before the lunar war started, that still makes her at least FIFTY
- speaking of which tewi’s older than reisen by a lot. like, a LOT.
- mokou is older than everyone in the myouren temple yet somehow has even LESS shit together
- say marisa was 12 in eosd. that would make her… 25 today. marisa is a goddamn millennial.
- again, let’s say sanae was in middle school in mof, like 13 or 14. today she’d be in her early 20s. if you assume she was in high school, that would make her like 26 what the f uck
- benben and yatsuhashi are. two. two years old. TWO