and grocery lists

Shopping With Castiel (Castiel X Reader)

You were always the Winchesters’ source of getting their food. Whether it was getting burgers for Dean, and a salad for Sam, even grocery shopping; you were their girl. They always sent you on supply runs, and this specific supply run, Castiel insisted on tagging along.

“Alright Cas, Sam and Dean only want a few things so let’s try and make this quick, yeah?” You spoke, turning your body towards the angel whom was holding a short list of groceries in his hand. “These are such a weird combination of items. Pickles, macaroni and cheese,” Castiel turned his head to look at you, his state colliding with yours.

“(Y/N), what is a Cocoa Puff?”

You chuckled before patting the angels back and getting out of the Impala, that you “borrowed” from Dean. Castiel followed your actions, trailing behind you as you both walked into the store. “(Y/N), I really believe we should’ve at least informed Dean on borrowing-”

“Cas, I’m sure Dean doesn’t mind. Besides, he steals my hairbrush to sing Queen in the shower. I’m just returning the favor of borrowing his car” You smiled, pulling a cart from the long row of shopping carts. As you pushed the cart in front of you, Castiel mimicking your every move.

Castiel followed you everywhere you went, sometimes trailing off into different isles to inspect certain brands of food that intrigued him. Then he began to pick what he found you and the boys would enjoy, and start placing them into the cart. You watched him curiously bring over different brands of cereal, as he smiled while holding up a box of Cocoa Puffs. “Look (Y/N)!” he exclaimed, “Cocoa Puffs!” you couldn’t help but laugh as he threw the three boxes of the chocolate cereal into the cart, on top of the many groceries he brought over.

“Cas, this is a lot of stuff. Sam and Dean only want a few things. .” You warned, as he continued to plop more items into the cart. He looked at you with his crystal blue eyes softening and a small smile curling at the corners of his pursed lips. “This isn’t for them, this is for you” He spoke, throwing the last of the items that were in his arms into the cart. You could feel a small blush warm the apples of your cheeks, as you watched Castiel continue to run around the store. “Wait Castiel!” you exclaimed, running and pushing the cart to catch up with him.

You found the angel, squatting right in front of a tank filled with live lobsters. He watched in awe as the crustaceans climbed and battled with each other. “Why do they keep these innocent creatures in here? They’re obviously not happy!” Castiel shouted, standing up and pointing at the tank before you shushed him and placed your hand on his chest. “This is so people can buy them, and make lobster!” You informed as he scoffed. “Then why not just kill them already? You’re giving them a false hope of survival!” Castiel tried to shouted at one of the shop workers that turned back and gave him a frightened glare, as you shushed him again, pushing him along to a secluded isle, that held different varieties of paper plates.

“Cas, you can’t just shout at people like that over lobsters! Let’s just finish shopping and then you can tell me all about your rant about your lobsters with false hope, okay? Cas?” you called out for him, as he wandered towards paper plates with colorful designs on them. Castiel then picked up a packages of animal shaped plates and laughed. “I like these! Can we get them?” he asked as you groaned. “Let’s go. We have enough stuff” You muttered, angrily pushing the cart away from Castiel, as he followed behind you once more.

“Am I making you upset?” Castiel asked as you stopped yourself and the cart abruptly, turning to the frustrating angel. “No Cas, I’m fine” You sarcastically said as he smiled and nodded, waiting for you for walk and push the cart further so he could continue to follow you. You groaned before reaching an empty cash register, being worked by a woman who wore the look of obviously not wanting to be here.

Castiel insisted on placing all the items on the conveyer belt, the woman giving an awkward glance at the amount of Cocoa Puffs being placed as she looked at you, standing awkwardly at the end of the cart. “That’s a lot of Cocoa Puffs” she muttered, as you nodded. “I guess you could say i’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” you uncomfortably chuckled as the woman rolled her eyes, beginning to scan all the items. You looked at Cas, who wore a look of amusement as the many items were scanned and placed into different plastic bags.

As the woman finished, she looked up at you with the same annoyed glare that never left her face. “Your total is a hundred-and-three dollars and sixty-five cents” she spoke as your eyes widened, slowly turning your head towards Castiel. “I don’t have that much money” you spoke worried, as Castiel smiled and reached into the pocket of his trench coat, pulling out Dean’s wallet that was filled with credit cards and fake IDs.

Your jaw dropped to the floor, shocked that Castiel had Dean’s wallet after he had warned you about “borrowing” the Impala. “Cas, why do you have Dean’s wallet?” you muttered, careful for the cashier not to hear as she rang up the groceries. “You are not the only one to borrow items from Dean” Castiel smirked as the cashier handed the card back to him, and you watched as Castiel proudly swung past you and began to push the cart out of the store. You began laughing, reminiscing all the fun moments from today as you walked alongside the angel, as you both walked back to the Impala, feeling confident and accomplished with the day.


“We’re back!” you called out in a sing-song voice, the boys running towards you, stunned at all the random items and cereal all scattered around you. “What’s with all the Cocoa Puffs?” Sam asked as Castiel looked at him. “Like (Y/N) said, I’ve gone cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs” he spoke as Dean scoffed. “That’s great,” Dean began, “But where’s the pie?”

You and Castiel both quickly looked at each other, you both looked back at Dean before shouting in unison,

“We forgot the pie!”

spending my evening alone!

wife is having a dinner with high school friends (and french ppl literally eat dinner for 6 hours… so literally… my evening ahahaha)

Watching food youtube videos, trying to get rid of this headache, trying to plan our grocery list for this week, etc.

(also I saw a request to bring back Curvy Witch Club and I totally will, I might do a different design though!)

And on that note– what are you favorite meals, foods, etc? I want to bring some new food into the meal plan this week, so please let me know, hook me up with links, etc. Also this is my Pinterest, (most of my witchy boards are private, sorry hahah) so you can totally send me things there okaaaay hahaha

Annnd send me your favs 

how to spot a theatre kid

- knows too much about first treasury secretary alexander hamilton, bank robbers bonnie and clyde and the newsboys strike of 1899

- grocery shopping list consists of ‘the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold’

- when introduced to someone new, sings:

 - and i’m jAVERT

 - alexander hamilton, my name is alexander hamilton

 - veronica sawyer. i crave a boon

- laughs at anyone who says disney isn’t realistic because nobody randomly breaks out into song

- favourite rappers are the cast of hamilton and the witch from into the woods

- when walking in the rain, will start singing on my own from les miserables

- panics when the cast list is about to be posted

- blood is 90% throat coat

- constantly losing bobby pins

- has no sense of privacy because have you ever had to do a quick change

Day Sixty-One

-Some days I feel that I will learn nothing interesting. Today was one of those days, but I was proven wrong. Today, Cat Lady recited her grocery list for the cashiers. 

-I sold a woman a small jar filled with severed toes. Technically, the bottle read “Baby Food Chicken Sticks,” but I know what I saw.

-A boy roundhouse kicked his brother and stood, proud of his work, until his mother turned around. He then solemnly said, “I am sorry, I did not mean to kick.” This is, by far, the most impressive accident I have ever witnessed.

-A woman gave me the nickname “The Christmas Bomb,” as I scanned a coupon for her, making me The Bomb in her eyes, and is it almost Christmas. I like this nickname, but I wish that she would not have shouted it so loudly at me, because now I expect to be arrested at any time.

-I told a man to have a good night. The man told me that he loved me too. I understand the death I saw behind his eyes,

-While scanning items, I accidentally launched a Reese’s Cup across the register. I say accidentally, but the candy actually scanned itself and landed in the bag, so I will actually take full credit for having done this intentionally. This has taken the record for my new proudest moment and I hope to obtain the security footage of it one day.

-A sign has been posted. We are allowed to wear jeans until Christmas. Life is good and I will live it to the fullest in denim-clad glee.

-Tonight, there was poop on the walls of the women’s restroom, and I am now at a point in my life where the most shocking part of that is that it was the women’s restroom.

-A man, desperate for his “prescription,” arrived after the pharmacy closed and naturally resolved to follow the pharmacist to her car for his “medicine.” Following the pharmacist, he was followed by the police, resulting in the most high-stakes game of follow the leader of the 21st century.

-A mother introduced her toddler to a mirror, prompting the daughter to scream in existential terror. How this child knew my morning routine well enough to recreate it so perfectly is beyond me. 

Organized by Ao3 hit count, here are the

MOST READ LOUIS AND HARRY FICS OF 2013

  1. Pull Me Under by zarah5
  2. Things Have Gotten Closer To The Sun by starseas
  3. Red Brick Heart by hazmesentir
  4. Like A Bastard On The Burning Sea by vashtaneradas
  5. Speaking of Marvels by navigator, quitter
  6. Never Shut Us Down by togetherwecouldbealright
  7. Nothing Else But Us Right Here by supernope
  8. Take Off Your Running Shoes by polkadotpeacoat
  9. You You You by isthatyoularry
  10. We’re Okay by scottmcniceass
  11. Fall Into Your Gravity by zarah5
  12. This Shifting Ground by zarah5
  13. Learning To Breathe by youcomecrash
  14. Another Hazy May by deLILAh
  15. River Flows In You by sarcasticfluentry
  16. Sing When You’re Winning by hazmesentir
  17. I Hear You Calling In The Dead Of Night by Thelonelycoast
  18. Kink Therapy by PuzzlingApproach
  19. No One Does It Better by nodibs
  20. Talk Like A Top Take It Like A Bottom by harrysprostate
  21. Monsters At Home by theteapirate
  22. A House Built Out Of Stone by robpatFF
  23. These Roads We Stumble Down by onewasturning
  24. Don’t Look Down by zarah5
  25. A Grocery List Pinned To Blue by dangerbears
  26. Bring Your Body, Baby by smuttythings
  27. Push You Over The Edge (So I Can Pull You Back) by orphan_account
  28. Put It All On Me by LoadedGunn
  29. Thank The Hotel by PuzzlingApproach
  30. You Come Beating Like Moth’s Wings by supernope
  31. There’s No Way That I Could Share You by paladincoolcats
  32. Sizing Up Your Storm Clouds by darkerwings
  33. One Day by sarcasticfluentry
  34. You Give Me Fever (What A Lovely Way To Burn) by OneDirectionsErections
  35. Can I Make It Any More Obvious? by slashter
  36. The One Where Harry Really Doesn’t Have Ten Cats by LoadedGunn
  37. You Let Me Violate You (You Bring Me Closer To God) by OneDirectionsErections
  38. Celebrity Discount by LoadedGunn
  39. Truly, Madly, Deeply (10 Things I Hate About You) by sunsetmog
  40. Glimpse Of The Silhouettes by orphan_account
  41. We Are Honey And The Bee by soleilouis
  42. I Had The Life Of Ordinary, I Spat It Out by TableForThree
  43. Trusting Things Beyond Mistake by sarcasticfluentry
  44. Three Day Getaway by smuttythings
  45. This Is The Road To Ruin (And We’re Starting At The End) by orphan_account
  46. Promise Not To Stop When I Say When by becka, mediaville
  47. Maybe This Time by sunsetmog
  48. Hold Onto Your Stars by vashtaneradas
  49. Outlast by disarm_d
  50. Heroes Of The Orange Skies by queenmcgonagall

Post 2/? of the Louis & Harry Fic History series

anonymous asked:

ooh what are your Hunk hc's??

oooh nice i’m gonna have so much fun answering this ok nice thank u anon bless u

- he can’t spend money on himself for shit!! not even necessities!! he’s like: (stares at the grocery list of food items he needs to Survive™) “ok but like…. i have a plum in my fridge at home. i don’t need all of this? i’ll be fine” he does need it. he won’t be fine. lance has started tagging along when hunk goes grocery shopping bc he just won’t buy anything for himself otherwise!! he’ll buy gifts for his friends without a second thought though. like. he won’t even plan on it he’s just like: “oh my god that’s such a shiny knife. keith would love that.” he knows keith has too many knives already and probably doesn’t need any more but? it doesn’t stop him from knowing that keith would love that knife specifically. he’s gotta buy it for him. he’s just gotta. (he was right. keith did love it. he’s so great at gifts.)

- he’s a Cat Magnet™. he sits and then there are ten cats using him as a bed. they’re on his shoulders, on his chest, his lap, his face. he doesn’t know who they are or where they came from. he doesn’t question it. he just lives like this.

- he loves painting his nails and he’s really good at it! he works hard to make them all perfect but he doesn’t really mind much when they get messed up.


- sometimes he zones out when people complain to him and when he finally zones back in he’s just like “dump him.” as if he were paying complete attention. even if what they were complaining about had nothing to do with anything that that would possibly solve. his friends always accept that as great advice though.

- he honestly… has the best puns. whenever someone (besides lance. lance is the only exception. no one knows when they established that but they’ve just accepted it by now) insults his puns the entire team is on them like “what the fuck did you just say? we have a giant robot that could kick your ass! we have five lions (part of the robot) that could also kick your ass! yea… you better be careful… asshole.”

- the true Mr. Mystery. reveals nothing about himself, acts like he has nothing to hide. no one suspects a thing

- he can play any instrument by ear! like he’ll just pick it up and bam. it’s perfect. pidge has had five years of piano lessons and could never hope to be as good as he is. she’s not sure if she should be totally pissed or completely in awe. he can’t read music though

- he just has that aura™ that tells you he’s a nice person that you should totally befriend. he doesn’t have to approach people to make friends, because they all approach him

- also he’ll totally talk to cashiers for you if you’re too anxious. he’s a ball of anxiety himself but like? he’s just “screw you anxiety i’m helping my friend and there’s nothing u can do about it”

- anyway i love him

louis: i bought two tomatos today

harry: louis we made an entire list of groceries to buy

louis: my hands are tiny and i only have two

harry:

louis: i will go again tomorrow

V headcanons literally NO ONE asked for

  • hits his head on thresholds on occasion
  • starts wearing his dog tag less once he’s with mc (likely had something to do with that devil snake rika)
  • has soft af clothing because he’s very concerned about material and whenever mc and him cuddle he’s Extra Soft
  • smells kinda like fancy cologne but also nice lavender soap tbh and his hair smells flowery too
  • he keeps his fancy smoking pipe in an even fancier case
  • has so many dumb scrapbooks that literally pile up in the closet of their room from their younger years, when mc and v are bored they shuffle through all the photos and try to arrange them in chronological order but v’s memory is pretty shit
  • mc writes all the grocery lists and anything that needs to be written down ever because v writes like a seven year old and his cursive is incomprehensible
  • while a precious cinnabun awake, when v gets abruptly awakened he turns into a blue monster for about thirty seconds as he will smack whatever source of awakening away like it was a very large fly
  • he’s got yaoi hands and it’s fuckin unreal his whole hand could wrap about a cup but you know what they say about big hands… 
  • always rubs mc’s back until they fall asleep or he falls asleep first and will 100% hold mc close and cuddle them even in their sleep 
  • this causes some weird ass sleeping positions
  • zen forgot that v was near blindness at one point and tried to high five him and saeyoung never let it go ever
  • sometimes still tries to take pictures even though his vision is absolutely horrid, once mc comes around though she’ll help him and sometimes describes how the picture for him is (hopefully he gets eye surgery sheesh)
  • when he washes his face or showers at night he wears a headband to keep his bangs from falling over his face!!! it’s very adorable
  • but he also walks around the house naked after showers so that can be a little weird when jumin stopped by once to just say hello and he got to see a lot more of his best friend than he ever wanted to 
  • speaking of his dick is probably curved after all those years of wearing fucking skinny jeans lmao
  • his whole closet is monochrome and mc must plead with him to buy clothes with more color. he gets a cheesy hawaiian tourist shirt that he actually likes and mc is even more horrified.
  • owns a fanny pack because he’s convinced it’s back in style and that it is iconic
  • always 100% hydrated and pulls a water bottle out of the vortex that is his fancy hipster messenger bag and drinks the recommended eight glasses a day
  • however forgets to eat all the time and mc needs to remind him
  • someone take care of this young boy please
Grocery list, vegan, total: 25.53 before tax

Pistachios, on sale for $3
Fresh cilantro bunch, $0.89
Refried beans w/ Green chiles canned $2 (sometimes u can find this for $1)
2 apples, on sale for $0.88/lb, total came to $0.88
Pint of blueberries, on sale! $4
Silk protein cashew/almond milk, on sale!! $3
Frozen chopped onion, $1.69
Loaf of bread on sale, $3.29
Corn tortillas, on sale $1.25
Frozen bell pepper stir fry mix $2.79
Quick oats, 42oz, $2.77

Notes:
Literally only bought the pistachios cuz they were on sale, otherwise i would have probably gotten a less healthy snack for about the same price.

Once a month or even once every other month I buy either frozen or fresh blueberries depending on if there is a sale. My fave fruit. Great in oatmeal, smoothies, salads, on toast…so versatile. So delicious.

Frozen pre-chopped mixed veggies are GREAT for quick convenient cooking when u just wanna EAT and relax after a long day. Throw em in a pan with some oil, add spices, and add some protein such as tofu, beans and rice or whatever! You just made a super healthy dinner in like 10 minutes! Easy to scale up or down with # of people too, so it’s great for single and families with 4 kids.

I usually also buy bananas, maybe some potatoes, but I thought that this would be enough for at least this week & i dont have a car so i have to carry all that the 2 block distance. I still have other canned beans, canned tomatoes, some soup and some other canned stuff left over from previous grocery trips too.

Notice the 42oz of oatmeal I got like that is going to last me 2 months at least probably.

Another thing, I always look for the cheapest bread with the most protein (the off brand whole grain stuff), the stuff I found had 6g of protein per slice!!! That’s 12g in a sandwich with just the bread! For reference, people who work out regularly should get at least 1g of protein per lb of their weight. I do not work out, so I usually try and get ½ to ¾ gram of protein per pound of my weight, which comes to 60 to 80 grams of protein for me a day. If I have 2 pieces of toast for breakfast with peanut butter on top, I’m at 16g of protein before 10am. Ok sorry but I hope no one ever asks me if I get enough protein ever again lmao

I might pick up a couple miscellaneous ingredients for specific recipes later in a week or so and I’ll def pick up some bananas which are like $0.70 but otherwise this should last me 2 weeks or more especially since I still have a lot of nonperishable food in the cupboard.

I’m super bad at getting my dark greens. I have like a shit ton of broccoli in the freezer from forever ago, but I try to get my iron and calcium from other sources like milk, and I have something called a “lucky iron fish” that I can boil in the same water as pasta or water and my food absorbs it.

Feel free to ask me any questions about plant free diets, how I get various nutrients, what I eat for junk food, or how I afford a plant based diet! I welcome any and all questions, and for people wondering what the heck vegans eat, hope this helps answer that question!

Healthy vegan grocery list for beginners🌱

Carbs
•Whole wheat pasta
•Brown rice
•Couscous
•Brown rice spaghetti
•Quick oats
•Chickpeas flour

Veggies, Fruit and Legumes
•Broccoli
•Cauliflower
•Zucchini
•Tomatoes
•Salad
•Spinach
•Carrots
•Sprouts
•Peas
•Chickpeas
•Lentils
•Onions
•Dates
•Figs
•Oranges
•Lemons
•Bananas
•Peaches
•Berries

Treats and toppings
•Pure maple syrup
•Vanilla powder (I use it for pancakes)
•Chia seeds
•Goji berries
•Extra dark chocolate chips
•Unsweetened chocolate powder
•Tahini

Other things
•Potatoes
•Tofu
•Plant milk
•Tempeh
•Seitan (never tried it)
•Almonds
•Nuts
•Cashews
•Nutritional yeast flakes (SO GOOD)
•Tomato sauce
•Safran powder

Hope it helps you!☺️

I tell everyone this and I mean it. Buy a journal. Carry it with you everywhere you go. And I mean everywhere. Write about your favorite moments, your least favorite moments, ideas, grocery lists, people you’ve met, strangers you’ve walked past on the street, favorite quotes, words to remember, what the sky looked like at 7pm, new songs you’ve discovered and what they mean to you, your childhood, places you want to go or places you’ve been, write about your passions, how you feel in this exact moment, draw out the mountains, scribble all over the pages. And when that one gets full, buy a new one. Reread it in 2 years, 20 years, when you need a good laugh, when you’re crying on your bathroom floor, read it to your children. You need to remember these moments in your life. They are so important.