and going slower

anonymous asked:

When are you going to start updating your comics again??

Well, this qs is bound to show up sooner or later.

Ok, so I have reviewed the workflow of my new job. It’s been 3 months, I know stuff now. And while the updates going to be much slower than before, I intend to start updating around next month on January 2018. What am I updating??? Most likely be the Strip Club AU, but Idk tbh I would go with the ideas flow.

Anyhow, peace out.

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A doodled comic about my many inconsequential quirk related questions 

This is not mine. From 8ch/v/:

“Gentlemen, I have done it. I have found a way to go slower than was ever thought possible.

You may remember from a few threads ago I made a vintage cars that used all the object data on the largest map possible - “The Wheel Of Life And Death”. The slowest ride with the longest possible track. at the time time i though this was the slowest you could go but I found a way to go slower.

When a roller coaster travels along a track of constant height its speed exponentially decays towards zero but never stops

With this in mind I build a spiral track on the biggest map. The train comes out of the station and hits breaks with slow it down to 4mph. then it travels along the track, always losing speed but never stopping, until it gets to the center. where it rolls back and does the spiral again until it gets back to the station. Calculations show that it would take 210 days to finish. not in game days. real life days.

Kairos - the slow

Just for comparison. Mr. Bones takes about - 70 minutes to complete. Wheel of life - 60 hours (3600 minutes) and Kairos - 210 days (303383 minutes).”

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MoonAlchemy’s Samhain Giveaway! 

Hello, friends! I hope everyone’s year is going slower than mine! Can you believe we have already made it halfway through 2017? 

To show just how grateful I am, I have decided to organize a giveaway of some of my favorite Samhain inspired goodies! 

Included:

  1. Selenite
  2. Quartz point
  3. Tigers Eye bead chips
  4. Vials of Rosemary, Salt, Black Sand, and black glitter.
  5. A heavenly smelling vanilla tealight
  6. Three ritual chime candles (black orange and white.)
  7. One black Turkey quill feather
  8. One maple leaf pin.
  9. All packed into an adorable faux World Atlas book box.

The rules are simple! 

  • You MUST be following me.
  • Think of something you are grateful for in your life. (feel free to send it to me in a message!)
  • Only reblogs count. 
  • DO NOT tag as a giveaway. 
  • Extra entry: Favorite my Etsy shop, or an item if you already do! (message me your username on here!)
  • No giveaway accounts, and please don’t spam your followers! 
  • Only open to U.S. residents, sorry!

WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN ON FRIDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2017 by being drawn out of a hat. 

Good luck! 

I’m going slower this time, every word having meaning. the sun keeps shining and each day I keep feeling more and more alive. I am not here to start wars anymore, I just want to make peace with the shaky waters in my own mind. I’m not scared of being by myself, I’m not scared of being. I want to move through the winding rivers and find my place within the mountains. I want to keep being.
—  august, will you be kind to me?
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anonymous and daisyjohnson-sq asked  daisy johnson or kara danvers 

* soft  smut  sentence  starters .
  • ❛ That teabag was actually better the second time around. ❜
  • ❛ The landscapers are coming over today to trim the bush. ❜
  • ❛ We’ve got to make it quick, shouldn’t be a problem for you. ❜
  • ❛ We don’t have to go all the way, just midway. ❜
  • ❛ I wasn’t expecting you to go there. ❜
  • ❛ Sex Rules, I pity the fools who realize to late. ❜
  • ❛ There’s nothing wrong with a bit of tease before. ❜
  • ❛ Maybe I’d rather take my time. ❜
  • ❛ Slow and steady, there. ❜
  • ❛ What’s your rush? ❜
  • ❛ What’s the big hurry? We’ve got plenty of time to play. ❜
  • ❛ You always manage to make it seem better every time. ❜
  • ❛ What did you have in mind now? ❜
  • ❛ I just wanted a taste. ❜
  • ❛ There’s a place I’ll let you go that you haven’t been yet. ❜
  • ❛ Maybe you could stay a little afterwards? I don’t like being alone. ❜
  • ❛ Let’s see what you’re working with. ❜
  • ❛ That’s a nice color on you, bet it’d look better off of you though. ❜
  • ❛ What? You mean to tell me you didn’t come here to just cuddle? ❜
  • ❛ I’ve got something in mind you might like. ❜
  • ❛ I could show you instead. ❜
  • ❛ Come here, give me a kiss. ❜
  • ❛ I just wanted some time alone with you.. to do this.. ❜
  • ❛ I’m going to run a shower, you can watch but you can’t join. ❜
  • ❛ Is there anything you can’t do with that tongue? ❜
  • ❛ A hug could easily turn into something more if you allow it. ❜
  • ❛ I love that thing you do when we kiss. ❜
  • ❛ You know exactly what to do and know exactly what I want. ❜
  • ❛ I’ve always had a thing for you and I see why now. ❜
  • ❛ You really do know how to keep it interesting. ❜
  • ❛ Maybe we just take our sweet little time, make it last. ❜
  • ❛ I don’t want to go fast. I want to go slow. ❜
  • ❛ I’m ready, if you are. ❜
  • ❛ Just gently going to do this.. ❜
  • ❛ Shhh … Kiss me .. ❜
  • ❛ You’re trembling … are you sure you’re okay? ❜
  • ❛ Even at your slowest, I’m still at my weakest. ❜
  • ❛ Could you, could we, maybe go a little slower?  ❜
  • ❛ I want to show you something. ❜
  • ❛ Are you going to just keep staring or are you going to come touch? ❜
  • ❛ I have a great idea for us, something you’ll enjoy. ❜
  • ❛ You can still look while you touch. ❜
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Can we have them back, please? Also HOW THE HECK? What does the Galra do to make their prisoners turn so pretty???

Return his glasses Pidge he is pouting and blind.

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i’m the doctor 4-5/? → mummy on the orient express

silverbutterfly17  asked:

Tell us how Steve managed to cause a disaster on his bicycle, only hours after he was banned from using motorized vehicles.

you must know steve pretty well, because that is exactly what happened.

the morning after throwing yet another motorcycle at a supervillian, steve woke up early and decided to go out and get bagels. not at all unusual, except that his favorite bagel place is in brooklyn. so naturally steve decided to just bike there.

tony keeps a dozen or so bikes in the vehicle garage, and pretty much every one of them is weirder than the one before. one is a concept made by ferrari; another one is made from bamboo and was a gift from an MIT student whose research he funded. one appears to have some sort of rocket engine attached. with selections like that, you can see why steve chose the oldest, plainest bike in the group.

what steve did not know was that this was the Deathbike.

see, when tony was 14 and starting at MIT, he wasnt licensed to drive and needed a way to get around campus quickly. so, like many other college students, he got a bike. a very nice, high-end bike, of course, but otherwise perfectly innocuous. (it was a bit too big for him. he insists it wasnt, and that he’s not short.)

tony rode it home and painted it black.

within the first month of owning the Deathbike, tony ran into two people, was run into three times by other cyclists, and just barely missed being hit by a car. tony refused to admit that either 1. the bike was cursed or 2. he was just a terrible cyclist, and instead painted a tiny white skull on the side of the bike for every collision, and rode it for the rest of his time at MIT. somehow, he survived, and no one was seriously injured. (he admits that there may have been a few broken bones. but he paid the medical bills, so it was fine.)

by the time steve took the bike out, there were twenty-seven little skulls.

steve knew none of this, and headed out on the sidewalks aboard the Deathbike. he made it a block or two on thankfully empty sidewalks before tony’s modifications kicked in.

little 14-year-old madman stark, drunk on alcohol and puberty, decided that his two-wheeled killing machine didnt go fast enough. so, using the genius and lack of foresight the stark bloodline had given him, he made some changes. and now the Deathbike has a little electric engine that kicks in after a certain speed, which basically increases how fast the bike goes per pedal. tony says the fastest he was ever clocked on it was about forty mph–but insists he could have made it faster, except he didnt want to make it too bulky.

steve was doing fifty miles an hour by the time he was six blocks from the tower.

since steve is himself, instead of maybe slowing down when he realized how fast he was going, he decided to see how fast he could get. and it turns out that a supersoldier on a bike built by teenage tony stark can go plenty damn fast.

a traffic cam on the brooklyn bridge clocked him at nearly 115 mph.

but dont forget–this is the Deathbike. it earned its name, and would fulfill its mildly inconvenient legacy regardless of who was riding it. 

also, its tires were never built for that kind of stress. 

steve turned around the corner of the block where the bagel shop is going some eighty-odd mph (having slowed down to turn), and hit a heap of cardboard. if he’d been going slower, or if the wheels had been in better shape, he might have been able to brake in time. as it was, he was still going pretty fast when he hit it. and since the universe loves to laugh at steve, the pile of cardboard was shaped pretty much like a ramp.

steve and the Deathbike went airborne.

somehow, the early morning commuters failed to notice captain america hurtling through the sky on the worlds most sadistic pedal-powered monster, so when he landed in the bed of an old metal pickup, nobody checked on him when he didn’t pop right back out. instead, the Deathbike, steve, and steve’s shiny new concussion remained right where they were, in blissful unconsciousness.

when steve finally woke up, he was somewhere in southern virginia, and there was a very confused pickup truck driver wondering how the heck he’d wound up with a giant man and a bike in his truck.

we would have made steve bike back, but we didnt want to tempt fate. instead we sent a quinjet.

the Deathbike was unscathed.

steve is not allowed to use bicycles any more. 

HOE TIPS ✨✨✨

1. shaving with men’s razors can give you a closer and cleaner shave making the area smoother and helping it to also last longer. they are also cheaper than women’s razors 

2. shaving with coconut oil/hair conditioner is cheaper than using typical shaving creams/gels and they can also leave the area feeling super soft and smooth and can also reduce razor cuts and burns 

3. try not to shave your vagina too much and try to go longer in between shaves. there is hair there for a reason, it helps to protect the vagina from bacteria and disease and if your partner doesn’t like you having hair on your vagina or hair anywhere else on your body, forget about them!!! hair is completely natural and there isn’t much you can do about it

4. vaginas will never taste like mangoes and strawberries, it’s a vagina… but avoiding foods that are super greasy and eating more fruits can help to make it smell and taste better

5. wash your vagina with just water and don’t use any soaps/body wash around that area. the vagina has its own pH levels and adding things to the area can mess with that. having a balanced pH level also means that the vagina will smell better

6. don’t wash your vagina too often throughout the day, the vagina also has good bacteria and washing it too much means you’re also gonna be washing away all that good bacteria that’s meant to be there. the vagina is self cleansing

7. try wearing breathable underwear as often a possible as it will help keep your vagina feeling fresh and can also prevent yeast infections

8. if you want your makeup to last throughout sex the use a long wear foundation, set your makeup in place with powder, use a setting spray and wear liquid lipsticks (i recommend using estee lauder double wear foundation, urban decay all nighter setting spray and kat von d/colourpop/anastasia beverly hills liquid lipsticks, they all last through pretty much anything)

9. stretch marks are completely normal and pretty much everyone has them but if you want to get rid of them or reduce the appearance of your stretch marks then try using coconut oil/bio oil over the area every day and eventually they will begin to fade 

10. make sure to moisturise daily as it will help keep your skin feeling soft and smooth

11. spray perfume/deodorant just before having sex so that you stay smelling good as sex can become super sweaty

12. never depend on men to carry protection with them, keep some spares in your purse

13. before having sex make sure that you do lots of foreplay as it will make you feel more aroused and this will help make the sex feel better for you

14. make sure to be well lubricated and keep lube on hand for when needed

15. communication is always key when it comes to having sex! if you’re feeling uncomfortable or if it’s hurting for you then make sure that you tell your partner, let them know if you want them to go slower or try different angels and positions. if you want them to stop then it’s also important that you tell them to, sometimes having a safe word can also help (a safe word can be absolutely anything) 

16. always make sure to pee after sex as it can help to eliminate any bacteria and prevent any chances of having a urinary tract infection 

17. baking soda can help to get rid of cum stains 

18. always use protection! even if you’re on the pill or using other contraceptive methods you still wanna use condoms during sex as it will prevent you from getting STIs

19. instead of using an oil-based product for lube use something that is water-based as oil-based products can increase the chances of condoms breaking (including vaseline, don’t use it). using two condoms can also increase the chances of this due to friction, instead try looking for condoms that are extra strong

20. don’t do anything that you’re not 100% sure about!!! if you don’t want to have sex you do not have to and you should never let anyone pressure you into doing anything that you don’t want to do 

have fun hoeing!!!!! 💞💞💞

Dating Min Yoongi
  • him requesting you to cook 24/7, preferring your home cooked meals than going out to restaurants
  • watching different films every weekend when you’re together
  • cuddling him and lightly playing with his hair when you notice he fell asleep
  • him having a really secretive playful side around you
  • he’ll tickle you when he wants something out of you
  • until you beg him to stop and submit to his wishes
  • to which he’ll smirk in triumph like the little shit he is

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doodle edit series (pt. 2)

Yuuri flew slower going back. He was as quiet as he had been on the way to the island, but took more care of Victor, checking on him often. Approaching the port city, he kept low to the water until they reached their ship, and when he landed he set Victor down just outside the captain’s cabin.

Without waiting, Yuuri led them inside and, gently, pushed Victor onto the bed. He stripped off Victor’s shirt and made him sit still as Yuuri tended to his side. Yuuri changed out his wet bandages, ensuring the bleeding had stopped before redressing the wound.

As Yuuri finished, Victor tugged Yuuri to him and kissed at his honey-sweet fingertips. “Yuuri, what that other siren said, about you being ostracized…”

Yuuri simply shrugged and leaned in, pressing his lips over the top of Victor’s head. He nuzzled into the part of his hair and rested his cheek against it.

“I don’t know much about your culture, are you going to be something of an outlaw for fighting with another siren? Chasing them out of their nest?”

Doesn’t matter, sirens are solitary. Yuuri traced along Victor’s collarbone. I only need you.

“You went somewhere though, to get me medicine. Did someone help you?”

Yuuri shook his head after a pause, not moving away.

“…Have you stopped talking to me?” Victor inquired, tilting his head back to gaze up at Yuuri.

Mouth remaining sealed shut, Yuuri wrote his words over Victor’s skin, taking his time as he did. You were drawn to that siren’s voice more than mine. I may not be able to protect you if my commands lose power.

“Lovebird, I’d do everything you told me even without it, you know that.”

Yuuri pulled his lower lip into his mouth, pinching at it with his teeth. He stayed silent.

With a soft sigh, Victor reached up and traced his thumb along the bottom of the siren’s lip.  “You don’t have to say anything, if you don’t want to. I’m happy just having you near.”

A small smile graced Yuuri’s face and he nodded. I’m sorry I can’t dance for you again in here.

“We can still dance.” Victor stood, taking one of Yuuri’s hands in his, placing the other on his shoulder. He slid his left arm around Yuuri’s waist and stepped in close. “I don’t have wings to flap or flash for you though, you’ll have to forgive me.”

Yuuri’s smile spread a little further, then more when Victor began to lead them in a slow sway around the cabin.

“I’ll do a proper mating dance for you once I’ve healed all the way,” Victor promised. “Shaking my tail feathers and all.”

Yuuri’s quiet laughter sounded beautiful in the private of their room.