and general arrangement of his face

The Meaning of a Lily, A Bawson AU, part 1

So…I started this prior to 1x07, and didn’t complete it. It may be a multi-chapter thing, idk. Have some angst. xx

Part One: Of Lilies and Roses

Mike knows a lot about giving a woman flowers. He made himself an expert on ‘I’m sorry I forgot our anniversary flowers’ (Rachel), ‘I’m sorry I forgot your birthday flowers (Rachel, his mother, and his older sister), ‘I’m just sorry in general’ (see previous lists), and ‘thanks for last night flowers’ (countless, nameless women he slept with post his separation from Rachel.)

He’s never really understood their purpose beyond needing to make up for something or save face. He’s never witnessed a woman he sent flowers to receive them—choosing to have them delivered and not bear the brunt of her wrath. Never seen their faces light up in happiness or fall in disappointment.

(He did see a number of arrangements in the trash towards the end of his marriage.)

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I’d say that in general, there are four basic shapes, which I have arranged for you here in convenient rows.

  1. The Classic: Aesthetically pleasing and flat, with eyeholes. It basically looks like a motorcycle helmet. This is my personal favorite.
  2. The Pill Helmet: Ugly, impractical, and generally ridiculous– this hood is primarily featured in what I call the Bad Years. Characterization and costume choice were both very, very poor.
  3. The Pharaoh: Are faces really shaped like that? How exactly does he see? We may never know, but I believe that we can safely say that Jason’s fashion sense, unlike his actual self on occasion, is very much alive. Clearly. I mean, look at that.
  4. The Who the Hell Authorized This: Identifiable by it’s magical ability to shift expression to fit Jason’s mood. Infinite variations of this helmet (alternatively named “The Lobdell”) can be found throughout the n52, ranging from questionable to downright terrifying– As we all know, when it comes to the New 52, inconsistency is key! Don’t be afraid, children. It’ll be okay. Red Hood is here.

Thankfully, the recent trend has been a return to the classic look. I don’t know how long that will last, but hey! At least they’re trying. I think.

Neverland Renaissance 2.0 Prompts

General prompts : 

  • life on the Jolly Roger : diners, cleaning
  • life on the camp : searching for food, Hook shows Emma how it’s done, sleeping arrangement :)) 
  • taking showers in the Neverland lake 
  • getting dressed / getting nakey 
  • “um it’s totally your time to watch the camp”
  • “David, Emma and Hook are gone together again.”
  • Pan loves tricks. He messes around with Killian’s mind and he makes him fall into an unconscious state, making him live his worst fears. Emma uses magic to get inside of his head where she face both Killian and his fears and she realizes she’s the only one who can help him through it.
  • Emma eats a poisonous fruit by accident and Killian is the only one who knows how to take care of her
  • Mermaid’s are common in Neverland: the same kind of mermaid who tried to deceive  Charming in 1x13 is now taking Emma’s / Hook’s form to deceive Killian / Emma
  • Pan and Hook moments 
  • Digging into Hook’s past on the island 
  • taking an aspect of the Peter Pan’s book and putting in our Neverland

Sentences :

  • “I would never hut you intentionaly”
  • “I beg you pardon but why the fuck are you laying on top of me ?”
  • “It’s a tale of two lost boys who only had each other to get through the day, a quite depressing one really Swan.”
  • “I never meant to fall for you.”
  • “I would do it all over again.”
  • “Sorry Swan, but you were bloody jealous of me and Tink.”
  • “I don’t want you to go back to being just a story again. ”
  • “You’re the first person who seems to care about me for who i am and i’m not sure i can handle it.”
  • “If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t leave you on top of that beanstalk.”
  • “Why ?” “For you.”
  • “Your eyes are the most soothing ones I have ever met.”
  • “I’m not in love with him.”
  • “The fact is, I could totally fall for you and it’s freaking me out.”
  • “You smell good though.”
  • “How are you not hot in this thing ?” (“I’m always hot.”)
  • “You just had to ask : I would have followed you anywhere.”
  • “See, this is exactly why I shut up about Hook’s appearance.”
  • “There’s no choice to make.”
  • “It’s you.”
  • “You are not alone.”
  • “Sometimes the night gets a little bit too dark for me, that’s when I like to search for your eyes. They always calm me.”
  • “Do you ever get used to it ? To their cries ?” “You get used to everything.”
  • “Now sleep.”
  • “I’m keeping you safe.” “I don’t need you to.” “I know, but it’s quite appreciable, sometimes, to have a shoulder to lean on.”
  • “This place can be our little heaven.”

Under the cut prompts by episode (from 3x01 to 3x11)

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