and free hot dogs

modern!au the crown and the flame things to consider:
  • val is not allowed within 50 feet of any pet store
  • in the event that val somehow ends up in a pet store…pray. and contact kenna immediately
  • raydan gives everyone cards on valentine’s day. they’re all scented and include beautiful calligraphy
  • hex fighting kenna and annelyse for custody of whitlock
  • the team having a separate instagram account for each one of their animals (including the bear. they still have a bear in this au. i do not want an au where they do not have a bear)
  • val was a vine celebrity and made 80% of her vines while drunk
  • leon does not know (or care) how social media works but he plays clash of clans on his phone
  • dom can whistle almost anything. most popularly: the mario kart theme
  • whitlock is out there violet baudelaire-ing every house he steps into
  • nobody really knows what raydan and annelyse do for a living - they’re rich, they supposedly have “gigs” every now and then, and they definitely have degrees and diplomas in various fields. but like…what do they do?
  • kenna has a sword collection

does anyone else agree that mario and luigi are like very handsome. i just mean objectively they seem like the ideal guy all around. i feel like if you had a long flight and no one to pick you up at the airport if you called them they’d just immediately be like “of course i can come get you! no problem!” also i feel like if they worked at a hot dog stand if you looked like you were down they’d say “well looks like you’re the 1,000 customer! you get a free hot dog!” and they’d give you that knowing wink like. u weren’t really the 1,000th customer they just wanted to help you out. i can never imagine mario or luigi hurting anyone or saying a swear. they have kind eyes too they probably have an extra pack of gum in the other pocket, just so they can give some to their friends when they pull out their own

i never knew how passionate i was about this topic until i was wearing them on me wtf. but its true

me: i dont have disorganized speech

also me: oh yeah so once i was in the car, have you seen my car? yeah probably. so i was in the car and we were driving to florida and [completely stops for 3 minutes] did you know lorde has synesthesia? the type with colors. mine doesnt involve colors, really. where was i? oh, florida. car. we were driving to florida, and- hey have you ever been to 7-11 because it’s my favorite store since july 11th is my birthday. once we went and i showed my ID and i got a free hot dog because that’s my birthday. and have you been to six flags? we have season passes. oh! sorry! florida. so we were in the van, it was a white van, we rent one when we vacation because we have a lot of people in our car. it’s pretty big, the last one had five rows of seats i think but we removed one so we had room for our bags. i sat in the last row with my grandma, nobody could hear us talk because we were so far back. actually we didnt know music was playing until the drive home, it was funny actually, and-

Why is it so easy to eat healthy in the summer?

Grilled veggies, cloud bread “bun” for the hot dog, watermelon.

Paleo Cloud Bread:
- 3 eggs, divided into yolks and whites
- ¼ teaspoon baking soda
- 3 tablespoons mayo

Add the baking soda into the egg whites and beat until stiff peaks form. Mix mayo and yolks together, then slowly fold into whites.

Use a measuring cup to scoop out mix onto parchment paper lined baking sheets. I made mine into a long shape for hotdogs, but you can make them into circle shapes for burgers or whatnot.

Bake at 300 degrees for 30 minutes.

ES CHARACTERS AS PEOPLE AT A FAMILY GATHERING

Has this been done yet? Anyway:

Diego: the gay cousin. Can’t stop talking about the newest episode of “The Flash”

Jake: the reaaaaally distant, reaaally shady cousin. When somebody accidentally hit him with a football, he hissed and bared blood-stained fangs. Nobody has a clue where he lives, what his job is, or if he is happy

Craig: keeps smacking people on the back. Is the “somebody” that accidentally hit Jake with a football. Currently cracking open a cold one with the boys.

Michelle: changes her makeup look every year. She used to do unicorn eyeliner, then started doing a dark ombre lip, then highlighter all over the face…has now opted for a classic look, because she’s kinda sad and uninspired.

Raj: the dude operating the grill. Wears socks with sandals. Is the first to cannonball into the pool. And yes, he was still wearing socks and sandals.

Zahra: asked if she could sit indoors to play the newest Bethesda game. When met with a “no,” she set up in the yard to sit outdoors to play the newest Bethesda game.

MC: kinda lost. Likes to play with the kids.

Sean: keeping an eye on all the kids, which in his mind also includes the adults. Keeps the paper knives and forks out of average humans’ reach. Ends up stepping into a pile of dog shit

Quinn: decorating everyone’s hot dogs with mustard mandalas. How is that even possible? Whenever she is fed up with everyone’s bullshit, she climbs a tree and sits up there for 10 minutes, that way, her negative emotions don’t harm anybody

Estela: was tasked with providing all the meat for the bbq. When told that everyone will chip in to cover the costs, she said that it was nbd, she just hunted everything this morning, for free, out in nature. But how did she make the hot dogs?

Lila: nobody trusts her to touch the food.

IRIS: always giving tips and advice on how to cook/do something. Doesn’t actually help. “Lacks a corporeal form to physically contribute” or something.

Rourke: Jordan Belfort. Jay Gatsby. Henry Hill. Basically, the guy who opens the door, smiles smugly, then says, “Welcome to the best party of your life.” Has “My House” by Flo Rida playing. All. The. Time.

Grace: standing next to the grill while wearing a sweater.

Aleister: keeps whispering into his mother’s ear “Can we leave now?” even though it’s his house

My theories for Riverdale Season 2

Jughead understands that something very powerful and sinister is behind all the crap that is going on in Riverdale and the Serpents are being made the scapegoats so he decides to become a part of the gang and work undercover to uncover the truth as he believes this is the only way to prove his father’s innocence and ensure his family’s protection and a secure future. 

He knows that this is a dangerous mission involving great personal risk and he’ll want to go at it alone as he doesn’t wish to put his friends’ lives in danger, so he will portray to the others that he is more than happy to be a part of the Serpents as he feels accepted here. It is also partly true because it is enticing to his inner darkness and it is also in his genes. I think Jughead swapping his beanie(his security blanket) for the Serpent jacket was symbolic. We might even see Jughead without his beanie on for a significantly large part of the next season.

I believe that the first episode of next season will begin with Betty and Jughead talking about what happened. I doubt they’ll return to having sexy times right after the Serpents leave because Betty will want answers.  He may or may not share his mission with Betty fearing that she might want to get involved and she’s already getting a lot of hate for her association with the Jones, he doesn’t want to put her life in danger. He might try to push her away which might cause some conflict and misunderstanding between them for a few episodes. However, Betty being Betty will see through the act and will be determined to not give up. She will do anything to prevent Jughead from slipping into the darkness. 

Eventually, Betty might want to be a part of the Serpents too. Her Mum was one and the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree or rather “Snakes don’t shed their skin so soon”. At the Jubilee Betty implored everyone to not keep secrets anymore, taking that theme forward, I expect that Betty will discover that Alice is a former Serpent. I also have a suspicion that the Serpents might hold a key to the Chick Cooper mystery. Unbeknownst to everyone, Chick might be a Serpent. It is still debatable whether Chick is Hal’s or FP’s baby. Veronica’s description of Chick being a ‘Tall blonde and blue eyed Adonis’ might actually be a ‘Tall Dark and mysterious Adonis’. I don’t think Veronica’s comment was meant to be a casual and fleeting one in the context of the show. Therefore, that might be a motive behind Betty joining the Serpents. 

It has been said that the show will be exploring Dark Betty more in the second season. We’ve already seen what a rebel she is and is total done with Riverdale’s status quo bullshit and labelling people as black or white, good or bad. In a shocking turn of events, Betty might transfer to Southside High and be an active member of the Serpents, shattering the Mayor McCoy’s, the towns and everyone’s perception of her as the perfect role-model and representation of ‘Riverdale’ . We all know how much Betty hates being labelled as the ‘perfect girl next door’.She would want to become the ‘Bad bitch serpent slut’ and be proud about it. I think both Jughead and Betty need to face their inner darkness head on and deal with it and this would be the perfect opportunity for them to do so and discover themselves and each other in the process and learn that at their core, they are not very different from each other. Their passion for each other will further intensify and we will see them both mature at an exponential rate. 

We’ll get to see that Serpents are actually good folk with a rock solid integrity and loyalty for their kind. Apart from clearing FP’s name, Bughead will fight to clear the Serpent’s tarnished reputation of being criminals and outcasts and help them integrate with the Riverdale community.

Hermione Lodge is shadier than what she appears to be. I have a suspicion that she hired someone to shoot Fred Andrews, because he was involved too much and not selling his business to her. Nobody would suspect her because the entire town is on a Serpent witch-hunt. 

Fred Andrews will survive but the incident might make Archie turn against the Serpents. He might wrongly assume that the Serpents did it because they were fired from his Dad’s company and did it as payback. Jughead’s association with the Serpents might drive a wedge between Archie and Jughead, next season. They might become foes. The town already hails Archie as their ‘hero’, the symbol of righteousness and all that is good while Jughead is the pariah. They will represent the light Vs dark conflict. 

I think Archie and Veronica might be the one with the Romeo and Juliet storyline,next season because the Lodges and Andrews will not want to associate with each other. Hiram will further complicate things for the Andrews and make their survival in this town very difficult. I expect that Varchie will break up as a result. 

After Cheryl burned ‘Crimson Peak’ to the ground, the Blossoms will be reduced to being paupers because the entire Blossom empire has crumbled after the drug dealing reveal. The experience will have greatly humbled Cheryl and she’ll have a change of heart and see for herself who her true allies are in this nightmare town. There might be a brief dalliance between Archie and Cheryl, before Varchie comes together once again. A V/A/C triangle, if you will.  We will find out the Lodge-Blossom connection.

I expect Mayor McCoy will have her share of dirty and incriminating seekrits herself and might be revealed as one of the key players behind the shady occurrences in Riverdale. She seems to have her own neurotic agenda and isn’t beneath stooping to corruption as a means to an end and for fuelling her ambitions.  

I’m sure Joaquin will return to Riverdale. Kevin and Josie too will have to come to terms with some of the uncomfortable truths about the town and the role that their parents play in it and they cannot be simply watching everything from the fences anymore. Grundy might return too. I have a hunch that she has something to do with the drug trafficking network.

Basically, we will see plenty of shifting in allegiances, old alliances and friendships will be broken and new ones will be formed. Secrets will be revealed and the past will come to haunt the present, which will impact the future of Riverdale. 

And most importantly, there will be Hot Dog. 

Please feel free to share your thoughts. I’d love to hear them and engage in a discussion with you all. ^_^

christmas nicknames so far

• grandparent’s day
• election day 2016
• thanksgiving
• hanukkah
• world emoji day
• ash wednesday
• leif erikson day
• krampus
• international talk like a pirate day
• national coming out day
• arbor day
• teacher appreciation day
• canada day
• national hot dog day
• national walk around things day

feel free to add to the list

Frat Boy Pt. 6

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5

This is the longest thing I’ve written on here, EVER.  Not sure if that jumbled it up, but thank you to everyone for sticking around to read about this crazy frat boy, sending me messages and asks and song recs for the playlist!  This chapter’s a bit of a revealing one, and little almost imperceptible layers are chipped away. Let’s see if he’s ruing the day yet, yeah? xx (shout-out to @lovelhes for the bomb mood board, love you bb)

It was 2:54 AM by the time Renny got back.  You knew because the comfort Zayn had brought you dwindled fast with each step you took away from him, so much so that by the time you got to the doors of your building, your legs were shaking from how frantic you were.   It had been much too dark outside, each innocent bush and tall tree beautiful in the daylight suddenly twisting into something sinister, hiding a dark figure just waiting to grab you and slit your throat as you fall to the ground with a soundless shout.  Even in the grossly fluorescent hallways that seemed oddly empty for 1 am, you turned each corner quickly for fear of who’d be waiting on the other side.  Even the shut of the heavy door behind you didn’t give you peace and when you’d swept your room and checked the closet for potential predators hiding behind hanging clothes, you knew you were being silly, so absolutely ridiculously silly. But your furiously beating heart told you otherwise.  

You couldn’t fall asleep after that.  

But you pretended to as Renny got ready for bed, as she quietly tip-toed through the room, the click of her low-lit lamp as she settled under her covers once again coating the room in an inky stillness.  Her little snores comforted you in the slightest, but she wasn’t awake, she couldn’t distract you from your thoughts.  And as your eyes bore up into the ceiling, seeing past it to nothing at all, a hand lay on your throat.  

The stream that ran red, his fists, the snake tat, his touch, their smell, the men, his arms, the safety you felt in them.  It wasn’t fair, none of it was.  That he could make you feel something that felt so right and toss it in the trash like it never happened.  You had been fine with being acquaintances, safe at that distance, pretend that you wouldn’t be affected by him, but then he was the one who had to turn it into something more, to turn you into this.  You remembered your words to him and felt a deep sadness seize your chest.  You were a hypocrite.  The weight building inside you contracted into a choke-hold, threatening to crush your lungs with its deadly mixture of guilt, regret, anger, but you were too tired to release it in a sob.  So it sat there.  Refusing to let you sleep.  Suffocating you.  Silly girl, a voice sneered, All this for a boy you haven’t gone on a date with. The moan of his name in that unfamiliar voice rang loud in your head as an unwanted tear rolled straight down to hit your ear.  You willed yourself to numb your mind, to not think about anything, but when had you ever truly had control?

Sometime, in the early hours of the morning, your lids felt heavy and closed without you ever really knowing, the black cloak of the night sealing them shut as the dark twists and pangs building inside of you pushed you off a ledge, forcing your fall into a fitful sleep.

“Did you have a nightmare last night?”  You cringed as Renny took her black eyeliner and dug a little too hard with the tip against your cheek.  You thought about denying it for a moment, but decided against it.  If there was one person you could talk to, it was Renny.

“How’d you know?”

“You kept groaning and- hold on” - she licked her thumb and rubbed below the line she’d just created for the black #17 now on your cheek, smudging it up and using her nail to dig into the skin and remove the extra bits she’d accidently drawn.  She hadn’t asked to draw Harry’s number on you and for that you were thankful.  Your favorite was Louis anyways - “There, perfect. You just kept muttering something and you looked like you were shaking.  I tried waking you up, but you just turned back around and fell asleep.”

“Sorry for waking you,” you offered her an apologetic smile, but she brushed it off.

“You honestly think I mind?  I mean, I’m a little jealous you got to sleep that much, but I was the one who chose not to leave the party.”  You wanted to let out a single sharp laugh at that, but you were better.  “Paw print?”  She brought the pencil to your other cheek and paused, you nodded.  She started to draw the symbol of your school’s mascot, the panther, and for some reason Harry popped into your mind again.  Agile. Dark. Stealthy.

Deadly.

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addwomentothesequel  asked:

my friend witnessed a guy at a s3v3n 3l3v3n walk up to the counter. the cashier asked him if he wanted the free hot dog that came with whatever he was buying, and he shouted "NO I DONT WAKT IT!!" and threw it back at her before storming out. she just muttered, "but it's free.." after him and asked my friend if he wanted it (he was next in line) to which he said yes. ikr of my other friends doubted this story but honestly it's customer service. i'm sure this happened.