Bucky I just threatened to fight the cash register at work, and it made me wonder, how do I know if I'm someone's angry smol?
well, first you must determine if you are both angry and smol. steve is still both, despite being six feet plus of “patriotic justice.” someone needs to stop that man from reading his own press coverage.
if you are, then you gotta figure out if there’s someone who:
1. fishes your ass out of the fire after you’ve jumped in
2. tells you youre an idiot for jumping in in the first place, because you are
3. beats up the fire because youre in way over your head
4. laughs at your injuries because you’re an idiot (see above: fire jumping)
if there is someone who meets the above criteria, you probably need to go buy them a thank-you cheeseburger. they deserve it.
now go kick that cash register’s ass. im sure it has it coming.