and finds it very amusing

Instruction: Hold up as many fingers as drinks it takes to get you drunk

Now Steph’s phone may not have been working, causing a slight distraction for those trying to focus on the Patricks, but take a look at Matthew

Is that 1? Can we get a zoom to confirm

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that is a solid 1. You heard it here first, it only takes one alcoholic beverage to get Matthew Danger Fear Impossible Lightweight Patrick drunk

For my fifty-sixth Evangelion book review, here is Evangelion Shin Gekijouban: Q E-conte Shuu (Evangelion New Theatrical Edition: Q Storyboards Collection), published by Groundworks.  This is a new book that just came out this week, and it is devoted to storyboards for the Evangelion: 3.0 movie.  (If you also want to see storyboards for the Evangelion: 1.0 and 2.0 movies, check out my fifty-fourth and fifty-fifth book reviews.  Or for storyboards from the original Evangelion TV series, take a look at my twenty-seventh review!)

This book is not available in English or French, but there are plenty of pictures.  It also has a removable dust jacket, however there isn’t any alternate cover art hidden underneath.  But that’s okay, because the book has plenty of interesting stuff inside, such as this lovely scene when Shinji sees Kaworu playing the piano:

The column on the left is for dialogue (or sometimes other audio for the scene), the column in the middle is rough sketches of the visuals for the scene, and the column on the right has additional instructions such as camera directions.  However, as you can see above, sometimes the visuals are just too big to be contained in only one column… the topmost shot of Kaworu at the piano was so large that it extended into the left and right columns!

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Person A is a very talented voice actor/actress. Person B is relatively new to the voice acting business, and Person A is one of the reasons they decided to become a voice actor/actress as well. The thing is, Person A rarely ever goes to cons or gets interviewed and keeps mostly to themselves, so finding more information on them isn’t exactly easy, but Person B is such a fan of their work that they’ve done all that they can to find out more about them. One day, Person B is at an audition for a part in a new cartoon made by someone else that they admire (Person C of an OT3). When it’s Person B’s turn to try out, they become a little too eager to get in and end up accidentally running into the person who was just about to leave: Person A! Person B quickly apologizes and has a brief geek moment where they mention how much of a fan they are of Person A’s work, to which A shyly thanks them. After Person B is done with their audition, they step out and find that Person A there waiting for them. It turns out, Person A overheard Person B’s audition and thinks they have great potential, and now they want to share and discuss their techniques over a lunch date.

Bonus: They both end up getting a part in the show. It turns out they work great together!
Bonus+: They end up voicing a couple within the show.

OT3 Bonus: Person C, the creator who also doubles as a voice actor/actress, ends up voicing a character alongside A and B too. They all work off each other very well.
OT3 Bonus+: All three of them look over how much the fandom argues over which of their characters (A/B, B/C or A/C) makes “the best couple”. They all find this very amusing. Boy, are they all going to be in for a surprise when the finale airs (for either the show or just the season; that part’s up to you).

Noctis: Ignis, are you sure these pocket lights will be enough for the journey? What if we spend days in the same cave? Isn’t their energy going to run out?
Ignis: Worry not, Noct. I made sure to get this precise brand because their battery is like Gladio.
Noctis: Like Gladio?
Ignis: …
Ignis: It can last ten times more than the average.

{Reaction} When you’re jealous of Mafia!EXO

Exo Mafia Arranged Marriage Reaction where you don’t want him but he wants and kinda loves you tries you to love him but it doesn’t work One day you slowly start showing feelings but because of a woman you get super jealous and block/hate him even more:)

Note: This request is very intricate and I feel like it’s more of a scenario than a reaction so I slightly edited it to make it a little less complex, (I did struggle with this one rather a lot, so I really do hope you like it~) I hope you don’t mind too much. Thank you for requesting.

  • Warning: Mentions of the Mafia, swearing, alcohol and sexual themes.

Disclaimer: I don’t own the gifs/ images used

Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Chanyeol’s lips curled to a smirk as he saw the fire light in your eyes. The casino was full of scantily dressed women, most of which eyeing up Chanyeol as though they were mentally fucking him. Chanyeol didn’t care for them, you were the only one for him - but watching you get so jealous was at least a little entertaining for him to watch. He chuckled darkly, leaving the bar to snake an arm around your waist from the side, pressing his lips next to your ear as he told you how to well and truly felt in that moment.

Chanyeol: “You think I like those sluts? You’re the only one I love, Jagiya. How about I buy you a drink? You ordered a red wine the first time we met, right? That’s your favorite?”

Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.

Originally posted by dokynsoo

Jealousy is something that he finds incredibly pointless, but seeing you in the state may or may not spark him more than he’d like to admit. The two of you were at the headquarters, and Baekhyun’s new girlfriend was not even hiding the fact that she was interested in D.O. she kept talking to him, putting her hands on him - which admittedly, made him a little unsettled. He finally exited the room, but feeling himself being pushed up against the wall not long after. He smiled when he saw you glaring daggers up at him.

Kyungsoo: “Something the matter, Jagiya?”

{y/n}: “She was all over you, I-”

Kyungsoo: “How about I take you upstairs and get all over you?”

Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by xehun

Baekhyun is a flirt, everyone knows that fact, but apparently you didn’t like it one bit. He’d never cheat on you, or do anything that crossed the line, but he was just a little kinder when he talked to pretty girls or guys alike. Being the sweet talker that he was got him all the secrets that he needed, but it was not so nice to watching him from your perspective.

Baekhyun: “Are you trying to say you’re jealous of them?”

{y/n}: “No! I just don’t think it’s inappropriate.”

Baekhyun: “The thoughts I’m having about taking that pretty little skirt off you is inappropriate, Jagi. But don’t worry, I’ll stop sweet talking, just because it’s you~”

Oh Sehun

Originally posted by jonginssoo

Sehun rolled his eyes as you were clearly annoyed over how close Chanyeol’s sister was to him. Sure, she wasn’t because exactly subtle about her hints, but it still annoyed him how jealous you were. For the longest time, you’d been hating him, telling him you don’t love him, and now you were running after him because another girl was threatening to take your place. He sighed, standing up, grabbing his gun, deciding to relieve some stress at the shooting range. He stood up, declaring what he intended to do ever so bluntly as he pushed past you, giving you the cold shoulder, hardly anticipating you to follow him out.

{y/n}: “Why relieve you stress on the shooting range when you have a girlfriend perfectly capable of doing that for you.”

Sehun: “Aish, you’re so bipolar it’s hard to keep up.”

Zhang Yixing/ Lay

Originally posted by exeauxs

Yixing bit his lip, looking devilishly handsome with his black hair falling over his eyes and the liner that kept his eyes sharp and cold. It was clear he was watching the other gang’s mafia girlfriend like she was a piece of meat as they bittersweetly exchanged money and drugs. You watched from behind, back against the wall and arms folded as you glared at the scene. Why was it that Yixing appeared so smug? Far too delighted to be encountering the enemy. You tore at your own lip with your teeth, glaring at the man in question as he returned back to you. He detected your jealousy in a moment, smirking as he placed his hand next to your head on the wall, leaning down to press those annoyingly sexily lips against yours.

Yixing: “Don’t look so bitter, {y/n}, I know you’re all dosed up on love for me.” *winks*

{y/n}: “Aish, so cocky. I will shoot you up the ass.”

Kim Jongdae/ Chen

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

Jongdae looked up at the girl handling the poker game. She was pretty, and you could see that as you observed from the bar. You scowled as you sipped on your vodka and coke. You knew it was pointless to be jealous, but how could you help it when you’re very attractive boyfriend was surrounded by very gorgeous  women? You turned to look at the bar tender as the final drop of your alcohol drowned down your throat and ordered another. The bartender grinned, nodding and making a comment about how he’d do anything for such a beautiful lady. You smirked in response, happy enough to be accepting the compliment until your boyfriend approached.

Jongdae: “This very beautiful lady is my Jagi, s you better watch that tongue of yours before I shoot you in the mouth.” *Who’s saying you’re the one getting jealous?*

Kim Minseok/ Xiumin

Originally posted by callmeminseok

Minseok glowered, looking down with daggers in his eyes as he pinned you up against the wall. Why was it that you were so defiant towards him yet acted jealousy? One moment you hate him, the next you want him. He looked so intimidating, and you hated to admit how much it sparked you inside.

Minseok: “Will you make up your damn mind?”

{y/n}: “Why don’t you help me to chose?” *smirks*

Minseok: *grumbles before pressing his lips to yours*

Huang Zitao/ Tao

Originally posted by kim-jongmin

Tao smiled as he saw the visible jealousy on your face. It was satisfying to see you in such a state when you’d been ‘hating’ him for so long. It was obvious you had more feelings for him than you liked to admit, and he was ready to have fun with that.

Tao: “Jealous, Baobei?” *smirks*

Kim Junmyeon/ Suho

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

The leader of EXO would find this turn of events very amusing. He would have his arm around a girl when he caught your stare. He gave you a questioning look, pretending to be oblivious because he found it funny to see you look so fiery. While you’re mostly dismissive with him and spiteful, to see you wanting him was like a dream come true.

{y/n}: “I don’t appreciate you touching other girls.”

Junmyeon: “Get your pretty little butt over here then.”

Lu Han

Originally posted by meiren-menglu

The sweet talker of the group would be the most surprised to see you in jealous state. For all he knew, you hated him and that was that. Except there must be something between the lines because the way you glared at him as he flirted with a girl made his lips turn up to a smug smirk, looking as though he really had just hit to lotto.

Kim Jongin/ Kai

Originally posted by katherine8595

Jongin would be confused over the way you were acting. He thought you hated him, though watching you slap the girl he’d just been talking to had made him question everything. It seemed that even you you were a mafia worker like he was you weren’t as cold as you appeared to be and did like Jongin more than you’d liked to admit. Jongin smirked, letting his fingers twirl his dagger in his hand as he watched you walk over, blood on your cheek from the fight you’d just been in.

Jongin: “Such a pretty face.” *wipes the blood away.*

{y/n}: “Aish, you’re so annoying.”

Wu Yifan

Originally posted by hyung-bi

This man wouldn’t have any idea how you felt about him, but that wouldn’t stop him from loving you even though he won’t admit it. He smirked as his plan to get you jealous worked. He pulled you into his chest, allowing his hands to roam over your back as he held you close, pulling you in for a kiss now he could confirm how you really felt about him. 

You Are The Music In Me (Star-Lord x Reader)

Originally posted by sitvistecum

WARNING: Some mention of sibling death. 

SPOILER ALERT: It’s fluffy af and literally Peter is a huge fucking nerd.

You looked up from your book as the soft sound of music filled your ears. It was upbeat and cheery, the type of thing that felt somewhat inappropriate for the current setting, yet, a relief to hear. Beside you was a man you’d never seen before in a red leather jacket, sitting on the grass. In front of him was a pair of worn down looking headphones that he was using as a makeshift speaker to pump out music from the Walkman he held. It was a peculiar sight. You’d certainly heard people play music here before, whether it be from an instrument, or a phone, or gentle singing. But the songs had always been very mellow. And now here was this man, playing music from a device you didn’t even know they still made, in front of a plot that you’d never once seen anyone pay attention to.

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all to myself: vlog 4

“It’s hard to be a vlogger when half your subscribers care more about your hot friends than you.”
- Y/N, from her April 23, 2016 vlog titled ‘Jimin shows his stupid abs 8 times (not clickbait)

↳ vlogger au
pairing: jimin x reader, yoongi x reader

teaser&info | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | on-going

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anonymous asked:

Could you do BTS reaction to you being the more dominant one in the relationship?

A/N: So uh… This was fun to write. I felt very uncomfortable writing this (not in a bad way, but you know how the boys are…), so I hope you enjoy Nonnie… 

Taehyung: Tbh it would turn Tae on. He’d be so into you taking control of situations that he would be horny all the time- even if you weren’t doing anything remotely sexual. He’d be very needy, and do everything in his power to get you in the mood- including, but not limited to coming up behind you, resting his chin on your shoulder, and slipping a hand in your pants to fondle and stroke you… in public. He’d love it when you got frustrated with him, and take it out on him when you finally found some privacy. He would probably follow you around a bit like a puppy, always craving attention from you.

Jungkook: Jungkook would take it as a challenge. He would find it amusing that you wanted to be dominant, so during the day he’d allow you to do what you like, and when you were horny he’d let you take control… at first. Then, when you were wrapped up in euphoric pleasure, he’d flip roles, and take full control, forcing you to submit to his whims. You two would honestly fight for control, making sex, not to mention your days and various other activities all the more fun just because you wanted try and show each other up.

Yoongi: Yoongi would be very similar to Jungkook in that he find your dominance amusing, and he’d take control when you let your guard down. He would probably just go along with whatever you wanted during the day until you tried to get it on with him. That’s when Yoongi would smirk at you with mischievous intent, and you would know he was messing with you by “allowing you control.” However, if he was being too lazy, he’d probably just let you do whatever (which would likely be most days).

Namjoon: Namjoon would find it really hot, and would love you taking control. However, you wouldn’t have control every day, there would be days where Namjoon would be all for you doing whatever the hell you wanted- especially whenever you were being jealous and possessive, but then there would be days where your attempts would be just that- attempts. On those days, Namjoon would make sure you worked for it, and when it came down to sex on those days, there was really no use in you disobeying his wishes.

Hoseok: Ohh man. Hobi… He’d love your dominance. He’d be so proud to call you his because he believed that you were sexiest when you took control. (Oh fuck.. I just got a really vivid image of being on top of Hobi, and him just smirking up at me from below… Hold me…) He’d love to make you feel good during sex because he knew that the reward he’d receive would be well worth it. During the day, he’d just follow you around with a smile on his face, and he’d be so compliant with your wishes and demands because he likes seeing you content and smiling.

Originally posted by ultranicolet

Jin: Pshh lol. You? Dominant? Forget it. I mean it. Seriously though, Jin is always the one to take control. Don’t get me wrong, Jin loves when you do everything to please him, but a lap dance or a hand job/blowjob is about the extent of your alleged “dominance” before he’d pick you up and fuck you over the couch. Not on the couch, over it. During the day, Jin is his normal, confident, humorous, flirtatious self, and would actually really like you getting jealous, or bossing him around. However, the realms of day and night are on two very different ends of the spectrum.

Jimin: Dudeee, do not get me started on Jimin. Chims would be all over it. He’s the kind of guy who can really do either, but his clinginess during the day shows that he’s a really affectionate guy, and he’s up for any kind of affection you’re willing to give. I mean, he’s all about holding hands and back hugs, that stuff fills the guy’s heart with so much happiness it should be illegal. At night, he’ll let you do absolutely whatever the hell you wanted, whether it’s kinky BDSM shit, asking him to take control, or abruptly getting horny and jumping on his lap as you two are lying on the couch watching tv. Like, honestly? Jimin’s kinky af. Let’s be real here.


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Space Australia

I’m really loving this whole space Australia thing and here’s what I would like to add to it.
Common phrases.
I’ve seen the whole “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” thing but what about,
“If you want it done right do it yourself”? Or,
“Hope for the best prepare for the worst”?

Trying to explain no I trust you but what if? Can you imagine how baffling it would be to try and explain that you don’t actually believe something will go horribly wrong but you prepared for it anyways.

Like finding any and all edible plants and/or animals when you arrive at a new planet because you want to know what you can eat if something goes wrong.

Idk I find this idea of explaining over preparation to those who don’t understand very amusing.


So @roseofdarkness0 asked me about drawing something with mpreg motive and this is what oh-so-funny me came up with. I’ll understand if you won’t find it very amusing…

Also bonus (with certain reference):

All the other parts of Demon Boyfriends series here

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you've done this before but may I ask for a hc list for Damian with a really cuddly and smol reader pretty please! ("hey where s/o?")(*damian moves cape to reveal reader attached to him*)

Hi!! I’ve definitely never done this before so I hope this is alright! I live for this to be quite honest!! Thank you for sending in your request! Do enjoy!!

  • You know for sure Damian’s just going to be a tad bit smug about it - the fact that you are shorter than him. He will tease you just to get a rise out of you because the two of you are most likely already at that point in your relationship where you know he’s just doing it to spite you and not because Damian actually really means it.
  • His brothers like to tease you too – sometimes just to see Damian mad and of course, you being his girlfriend has to save his brothers from getting killed by Damian because he doesn’t like it if his brothers tease you because he’s the only one allowed to tease you about your height. That aside, you know Damian and his brothers will stop teasing you if you are extremely upset or uncomfortable over it. But so far, you’ve taken it all in stride just because.
  • Damian enjoys cuddling with you!! It’s super adorable to everyone who happens to see the two of you together because Damian would always want to hold you in his arms or wants to at least be holding you close so you tend to fall asleep on top of him. You are always the little spoon though of course Damian will indulge you and let you be the big spoon occasionally.
  • To be honest, you find Damian very hot – temperature wise – so cuddling with him on a rainy night or cold day is always the best. You fit in his arms perfectly too and not to mention, Damian always smell nice!!
  • There are times when you have to assure Damian that you’re absolutely fine and can take care of yourself. “After all, I do have a black belt in Judo and Hapkido!” You always reassure him. Sometimes you being small is a really good thing.
  • Damian likes to tease you too. Sometimes you will find your favourite cereal on the very top of the shelf and he finds it amusing! If anyone outside of your family circle and his family circle ever teases you about your height, Damian will get super pissed. He will not hesitate to fight anyone who upsets you because of your height
  • His favourite nicknames for you are very little (see what I did there) because he isn’t that big on using nicknames. Though rest assured, if it’s just within the manor or within family members, he normally calls you his little fox or little kitten or his tiny beloved. Sometimes Damian would just throw you over his shoulders because why not?
  • You enjoy using Damian as your human shield especially when you don’t want to face anyone or even face the reporters that may occasionally find the two of you. Because of you being petite, Damian always jokes that you are fun-sized or pocket-sized and that he will try his hardest to hide you.
  • “Hey where did Y/N run off to?” – you didn’t, you just simply become Damian’s shadow. His brothers’ nickname for you is probably the little shadow because of this. The two of you are just super-duper adorable together!!!

Lance seems like the type to embarrass the heck out of Keith whenever he gets the chance. Keith on the other hand, doesn’t find it very amusing.

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Road Trip AU

-It’s all Viktor’s idea

-After the Grand Prix finals, he invites the skaters Yuuri competed against on a road trip

-Somehow, they all agree (Yuuri is sure he threatened them in one way or another)

-They rent a minibus

-Seung Gil decides to be the driver for the most part, since he’s probably the most responsible one

-Leo is the dj

-They decide to travel through Europe, visiting as many countries as they can

-It’s decided they’ll be on the road for two weeks, because that’s the most time they can afford to lose

-Michele is constantly yelling at all the boys to stay away from Sala, but Sala and Mila find it very amusing

-Minami is always talking. It was cute at first, but please shut up

-Emil always sneaks candy into bus, one way or another

-Yuri tries to sleep through most of the journey, but is always woken up by everyone else because they’re so loud godDAMMIT

-Phichit is pretty much the unofficial photographer

-Everyone has to keep Christophe from groping random people, like ‘no Christophe, that’s illegal’

-It’s always the worst and the best when they go out drinking

-Georgi won’t shut up about Anya

-Viktor and Yuuri end up in a compromising position

-Guang Hong, Minami and Yuri can’t drink (underage) so they’re stuck taking care of the drunk ones

-Surprisingly, JJ has an extremely low alcohol tolerance and when he gets drunk, he’s even more obnoxious

-Yuri actually punched him once

-Viktor always wants to sleep in expensive hotels, but they can’t really afford that

-So they either find a shabby hostel or sleep in the minibus

-It’s an unspoken rule to have Viktor and Yuuri sleep in a room where they can be alone

-But when the rooms are with two beds, it’s usually done like this
Viktor and Yuuri
Guang Hong and Leo
Sala and Mila 
Michele and Emil
Phichit and Minami
Yuri and Georgi
Christophe and JJ
Seung Gil usually manages to get a room for himself. If it doesn’t work, he joining Yuri and Georgi

-At one point, they stumble across an ice rink and it somehow turns into a competition

-People literally get out of the rink to give them space for all the jumps

-There’s no official winner, but no matter whom you ask, they’ll claim it was them who won

-Let’s be honest, Viktor would win

-When it’s all over, they realise they’ve somehow become really good friends

-They decide to do this again in the future, maybe visit different countries and have more time than two weeks