So I forgot to tell you about my new PokémonGo story.
I found a weak-ass pikachu sitting square in the middle of my county jail last night. I could get him from outside just fine, but the dude was cp 37. I had to have him anyway.
He broke out of five Great Balls, even though I was feeding him razzberries every time.
I can’t transfer him at this point. He’s got too much of a story. He’s weak in appearances and he was caught and thrown in the slammer (the slammer is what you call jail when you’re extra angry at crimes), but even at CP 37 he managed to break out of a Great Ball five times??? How much of this is an act? What is he hiding? Was he only waiting there long enough to stage a coup? Is that why he was so adamant about remaining right where he was?
Anyway I caught him and powered him up with the candy I got from catching him and he is named after Ted Cruz the Zodiac Killer and he is my weird mouse.
Truly the face of a public menace.