You know you’ve found your platonic soul-mate when you quote Harry Potter to each other to make a point and help each other through tough times.
My “gay husband” (yes, that’s his official title): “This just sucks and it isn’t fair I have to deal with this.”
Me: “You’re right, but remember that Sirius Black spent 12 damn years in Azkaban and he was fucking innocent. You’ve got this.”
GH: (after laughing for a full 5 minutes) “Well shit, when you put it that way, you’re right.”
20 minutes later into the conversation dealing with my issues…
Me: “I just have no idea how to do this or if this is the right thing to do.”
GH: “You know that tattoo on my back? Just like Dumbledore said, ‘We must choose between what is right and what is easy.’”
Me: “Well fuck, when you put it that way I know what I have to do.”
Ladies and gentlemen, my life is really ruled by Harry Potter.