and everyone is

I literally couldn’t care less if we lose good bands and good movies if it means outing sexual predators. Let it all fall apart if that’s what it takes to stop allowing these disgusting people safe places to abuse their power. Fuck your favorite movies, fuck your favorite tv shows, fuck your favorite albums. Stop defending bad people because they make good content.

you’ve heard of SuperWhoLock

you’ve heard of Rise of the Brave Tangled Frozen Dragons

you’ve heard of UnderTaliStuck

you’ve heard of Steven Falls Over

you’ve heard of Dear Chill Heathers

now get ready for

anybody else feel like an absurd amount of foreboding for 2018 like 2016 sucked my soul out 2017 put my corpse into a really fast car i couldn’t control and i feel like 2018 is The Arrival At The Gates Of Satan

person at the garrison: who are those three over there?

person number two : them? oh, they’re kind of like the garrison’s very own golden trio. all of them are scary smart.

person number three: pidge is a complete tech wizard, and i’ve heard that hunk once made a robot using only a magnet, a cracker, some toothpaste and his left sock.

person number two: lance is a different kind of smart, but don’t let his flirty attitude fool you. that dude is a wicked strategist, and can think incredibly fast in tense situations.

person number one: oh wow. they sound pretty intimidating.

person number three: yeah. i’d probably be terrified if i had to hold a conversation with them.

meanwhile, at the garrison trio table

hunk, who has been staring at his peas in a trance-like state for the past ten minutes: do you guys ever think about how peanuts are just nutty peas? i mean, they basically have the same…hardware structure?

pidge, mumbling to herself: peanut hardware. peaware. hardnut. nut hard.

lance, laughing so much that the water he previously drank comes out of his nose: ohmygod you said nutty, pidge he said nutty and i’m dying-