No one asked for these but who cares ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
• 10 minutes after they put it on, they suddenly feel itchy.
• It gets even worse when one of them mentions their itchiness and scratches their arm, only to remember that they can’t really scratch themselves.
• WEDGIES ARE A GIVEN.
• If they think that no one’s looking or if they’re just standing around, they’ll try to unzip or get out a little to reach behind and fix their undies.
• EVERYONE NOTICES.
• AND PROMPTO WILL ALWAYS CAPTURE THE MOMENT.
• Prompto is the one who would never want to take off the suit.
• And I mean, NEVER.
• He thinks the suit makes him look “cool” like a superhero and often quotes superhero lines like, “With great power, comes responsibility!” while holding a bag of Leiden potato chips in the air.
• Gladio is the first one to be done with “The Ultra Magnificent Super Spectacular Spontaneous and Awesomely Extremely Handsome, Prompto-Man!”
• Gladio - “The hell’re you doing? Get your ass outta that suit before I make you!” （╬ಠ益ಠ)
• Prompto - “Uh, FYI dude. I’m invincible.” (≖ᴗ≖๑)
• Ignis - “If I’m not sorely mistaken, that occurred a few hours ago.”
• Gladio - *cracks knuckles*
(ᕗ•̀ - •́ )ᕗ
• Prompto - “…” *begins to run* (ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ=3=3
• Prompto’s chocobo doesn’t know who he is in the suit.
• The guys left him a few times on their chocobos since they weren’t paying attention to him because of that.
• After an entire day dedicated to the boys trying to get Prompto out of the suit, Prompto’s stomach rumbles near the campfire by the smell of Ignis’ cooking.
• Gladio and Noctis try to tempt him out of the suit with food but Prompto still refuses to get out.
• Then Ignis scores a victory by cooking his favorite dish.
• 10 minutes of agonizing stomach rumbles later, Prompto finally gets out of the suit.
• Until he decides to use it as pajamas that night.
• Full body suits and sleeping bags do not go well together.
• In the middle of the night when everyone’s sound asleep, Ignis secretly sneaks out of the tent to wear the suit to feel like a superhero.
• The skintight fabric makes him feel light and fast.
• If Gladio’s snoring is too loud, Prompto would get out of the tent and find the fully suited Royal Adviser red-handed by the magic fire.
• The look on his face is PRICELESS but no one could see it behind the mask/helmet.
• Noctis eventually joins Prompto in wearing the suit all day and the two pretend to be a superhero duo while taking down hunts, rescuing stranded survivors, and feeding every cat around Eos.
• Gladio pretends to hate the suit but has been looking for the right opportunity to wear it ever since they’ve gotten it.
• HE WEARS IT EVERY TIME THEY PASS THE CUP NOODLE STAND, HOPING THAT THEY WOULD SPONSOR HIM.