and even though he knows it's dumb scott just goes along with it

For llassah, for the tfln prompt

(303): apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him…

(303): …it didn’t…

Stiles knows that having sex with Derek is a bad idea. He knows it in his bones.

“Yeah,” Scott says. “It makes both of you all weird and moody.”

“So a normal day for Derek,” Stiles says.

“No,” Scott says. “I can tell the difference. We have a connection. We’re brothers.”

“You hated him like, all first semester,” Stiles scoffs. He steals the joint from Scott’s lax fingertips and sucks it in, exhaling carefully out of Scott’s window, lips mashed up against the screen. They’re a little numb and he gets lost for a second, smushing his face like a pancake.  

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the monster you think i am

Fandom: MCU
Summary: A thousand opportunities to be the man he saw in the mirror.

“You have to promise to go there as a friend.”

“Captain,” Iron Man greets, taking his plated hands off the door he just wrenched open. Captain America lowers his shield, stepping off the stairs and towards the suit. “You seem a little defensive.”

“Well, it’s been a long day,” the Captain says with a smile. Iron Man has a line here, something he’s supposed to say, something that breaks the dark tension, but he remains quiet. The Captain’s smile drops. “Tony?”

No, Iron Man thinks. “Captain Rogers,” he says, and there is the sound of boots pounding down the hall from both directions. “Sergeant Barnes.”

“Tony!” The Captain pleads, stepping back towards where Barnes is crouching, whirling around, searching for the source of the sound before turning back to Iron Man. “What’s going on? What did you do?”

“What I had to,” Iron Man responds. No, he thinks again, dimly, as if his thoughts were very far away. Soldiers dressed in heavy combat gear appear almost out of thin air, surrounding the Captain and Soldier and forcing them to the ground. 

“You’re under arrest,” Iron Man tells the Captain, who bucks under the soldiers’ grips until Iron Man levels a repulsor at his head. “Stay down, final warning.”

The Captain collapses, surrendering. “Why are you doing this?” he asks brokenly. 

Tony, watching it all unfold, shrugs his shoulders. “Have to protect myself, Cap. I hope one day you can understand.” 

Outside, Ross is waiting, and he smiles when he sees Iron Man with two super soldiers in tow. “Well done, Mr. Stark.”

Iron Man remains silent, but Tony keeps his eyes focused on the look of devastation on Steve’s face, the resigned defeat on Barnes’. 

No,” Tony says. “Not this way.”

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For @trashkink. Human Punk AU. Warnings: Marijuana use.

“Are you ready?” Stiles asks, settling over Scott’s lap, one knee one each side of his thighs digging into the couch cushions. They came downstairs to get away from the crowd, to clean Scott up from where Kira accidentally spilled her drink all over his shirt - but somehow they never made it back up to the party.

“It doesn’t hurt, right?” Scott’s head is laid back against the couch, skin buzzing with the closeness of Stiles on top of him.

“Shouldn’t. Definitely not more than this.” Stiles drags a fingernail along the reddened edge the fresh ink running over Scott’s collar bone and down one of his pecs, and Scott has to suck a breath in through his teeth. It’s a honeycomb pattern, and it took three sessions to get filled in - takes up more space than Stiles’ hand when he’s spread out against his skin. The last session was the worst, touching up the black shadows, and Scott loved every second of it.

“I meant my lungs,” Scott says, letting the breath out slow, letting the sting wash over him and fade as Stiles’ hand settles further down on his ribs. “But point taken.”

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[Sterek 2015]
The More Things Change by KouriArashi [sterek|M|80,378|18/18|7 Dec 2015][hunter!stiles, alpha!Derek] Ten years ago, there was a major war between the supernatural world and the mundane. Now Beacon Hills is cut off and the Argents are in control, and the supernatural creatures are slowly being hunted down. But when Stiles, who was adopted by the Argents after the death of his parents, makes friends with the Hale Pack, things start to change...
the prince & me by @matildajones [ficlet, Royalty, prince!Stiles]
Come here. Let me fix it by @crossroadswrite [ficlet,  modern royalty au + arranged marriage]
i was seven and you were nine i looked at you  by @crossroadswrite​ [highscholl AU + friends to lovers]

One Dollar Yoda by exclamation [sterek|M|10,758|6/6|20 Sep 2015][spark!stiles, alpha!derek, Courtship] Stiles is an unbonded spark, so he’s been dealing with courting alphas since he was ten. It’s gotten a lot worse since he turned sixteen. Some are assholes, some are nice, but Stiles hasn’t wanted to spend the rest of his life bound to any of them.
When Derek Hale shows up at his school, Stiles expects him to be just another asshole alpha attempting to buy him with expensive gifts. But Derek Hale puts no effort whatsoever into his courtship gifts. Stiles ought to be offended but instead he finds it refreshing.

In Which Hunters Kidnap The Wrong One - [sterek|ficlet|G] [kiadnapped!derek, high!derek]  One of the hunters backhands him across the face, and Derek giggles. Giggles.

The Land of Firsts and Seconds by loserchic [sterek|E|72,226|56/56|1 Dec 2015] [abo dynamics|Omega Stiles Stilinski Alpha Derek] “Marry me.” Derek says. “Come on, you stubborn asshole! Give me one good reason you shouldn’t marry me."Stiles is a transient single omega in times of political change and social upheaval. When new ‘Omega Protection Laws’ are passed Stiles is forced to choose between being mated or sent to government omega camps until he can be assigned a mate. Frightened, Stiles returns home after nine years of having no one and nothing to call his own where he reunites with his childhood best friend, alpha Derek Hale. Derek is now a pillar of the community and a wealthy land owner with a wife and a young daughter. With the passing of the new laws Derek offers to take Stiles as his second wife to save the omega from a life of uncertainty and danger. Stiles reluctantly agrees and now he must come to terms with his new place as the lesser wife of a powerful public figure, and all the unfinished business between him and his former best friend. All Derek knows is after years of confusing estrangement, Stiles is back and he doesn’t want to ever loose him again. But can Derek keep Stiles when the omega knows deep down he’ll always be second in Derek’s life?

Wood and Nails by rabbitxheart [sterek|M|50174|15/15|7 Sep 2015] [Hurt/Comfort, Past Character Death Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD] ”The five stages of grief,” Stiles nods and sighs. They’ve both seen it, been through it. Heard them repeated by therapist after therapist. Stiles doesn’t say anything, but they both know which one Derek’s slipped into by now.***When things calm down in Beacon Hills, all the things Derek hasn’t dealt with come back with a vengeance. Stiles does his best to help him.

A Realistic Average by lazarusthefirst [M|13,308|sterek|1/1|8 Sep 2015][college/university AU, gaming tournament, online relationship]  Derek scanned the leaderboard. It was written in tiny white on black writing, but Derek could just make out Cora’s username “LittleWolf” underneath what looked like a combination of digits and an alphabet sneeze.
‘Who the hell is “St1l1nsk1”?’

Wolf in the House by JoeLawson (33481| T) [wolf!derek, feral!derek, domestic, pre slash, angst] “What? It’s totally an improvement. He’s not scowling, or dating bad guys, or slinking around in unsanitary places. Still a bit paranoid, but what can you do. At least he’s a lot easier to get along with when you can buy his affections with ear rubs.” “And you always wanted a dog,” Sheriff added wryly. “And I always wanted a dog.”

Putting the F-U-N in Funeral - [Administrative Assistant Derek, Baker Stiles Stilinski, AU Human] - "Hale & Daughters Funeral Home,” Derek says dully.“Oh ho! And which daughter are you?"Derek casts his eyes up to the ceiling. It’s going to be one of those calls.(In which Derek is a bored secretary, Stiles is a baker who may or may not have ulterior motives, and there are entirely too many macaroons.)

Little Wild Animal - [feral human Stiles] -  Derek Hale finds a feral human on his pack’s property. Humans are supposed to be extinct. But then, Stiles is full of surprises.

Untamed - [Harry Potter AU] - Of course, the transfer kid gets mentioned because transfers are rare, but the news isn’t that exciting. In fact, according to Laura, no one even seems to know his first name. The only thing anyone has really figured out about him is that he’s American. And that’s not exactly hard because he obviously has an accent.

When Rome’s in Ruins (We are the Lions) -  by Kedreeva [sterek|E|209,091|14/14|18 Jun 2015] [Cagefighter AU, Supernatural Creatures, Dragons, Slavery AU] Humankind has turned arena battles between supernatural creatures into its largest form of entertainment. Stiles Stilinski is a well-known warden who comes to arena-fighter Derek Hale to make him an offer.

The Portrait - [prince!Derek, prince!Stiles, Royalty, arranged marriage] Based on the prompt: “we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice”

Noteworthy Observations -  [High school AU] - In which Derek recieves complimentary notes in his locker from a secret admirer, and though it turns out they weren’t actually for him, things turn out pretty well in the end.

With Warmest Regards (Affectionately Yours) - [Royalty AU] -  House Hale and House Stilinski form an alliance through the betrothal of Prince Derek and Prince Stiles. Having only met once before, they write letters to get to know one another.

Home - [Domestic, Hurt/comfort] - It was January seventh. Seven days since the start of 2015, and seven days since his father’s death.The bastard, he thinks bitterly. The past year Derek Hale had made it blatantly obvious that he hated his scrawny guts, taking every given opportunity to shove him up against a wall, growl threats in his ears and roll his eyes whenever he stepped into the room, muttering some snide comment about how spastic or idiotic he was.So why did he fucking volunteer to take him in?

Strut on a Line, its Discord and Rhyme - [Highschool AU, magic Stiles] - “Carry me,” Stiles says.“No.”“But I’m injured.”“You have a rash,” Derek says. “On your arm. Your feet work just fine.”“Please?”“No. You weigh almost as much as I do. And you ate a pound of chicken at lunch.”"Well, yeah, but I pooped like an hour ago, so.”“You’re disgusting.”“Don’t play, you love me.”I do, Derek thinks, relatively horrified. I really do.

the thorn that defends the rose. - [ABO, High school] - Stiles is more than positive that all the alphas in Beacon Hills have it marked on their fucking calenders in black sharpie – the third week of every month, Stiles goes into heat, and it’s the single most confusing week of his life every time. In general, it’s nice to be doted on like this, it’s nice to get mountains of new things he’ll either use or give to the donation box for humans in need or Scott, and it’s nice to get all the attention. Most of the time, it’s nice to get all the attention.But sometimes…Stiles just gets fucking sick of it.or the one where Derek finally plucks up the courage to court Stiles the way he deserves

A Devotion - [Royalty] - There’s a boy exiting the doors as they approach. Where Derek is tan from hours outside, the boy is pale except for a few beauty marks on one cheek. He’s dressed in fine riding clothes, and flanked by a guard wearing the sign of the royal house. A noble, then. He’s younger than Derek, but, considering his higher station, a bow would be appropriate. Despite that, Derek can’t help looking curiously at the boy, who’s looking back at Derek with just as much interest. For a moment, their eyes meet - the boy’s are a deep amber in the sunlit courtyard, ringed by long, tawny lashes.A gloved hand smacks the back of Derek’s head and he instinctively flinches away, hunching his shoulders. He loses track of the other boy as they pass one another, and as he turns to get another look, the knight grabs his shoulder and marches him forward into the stable.“Keep your eyes to yourself,” the knight instructs. “And next time, show the proper respect to Crown Prince Stiles.”Or: A medieval AU that’s a little Princess Bride, a little bit more Game of Thrones, and a healthy side-serving of gay erotica.

When sparks fly - [Spark Stiles, Enchanted apartment, Two dumb idiots with a magical apartment as their matchmaker] -  “Derek,” Stiles thunders. “Were you ever going to tell me your house is trying to hook us up?”Derek’s head snaps up, eyes wide and scenting the evident crackle of magic in the air.Or the one where spark!Stiles moves into an enchanted apartment block owned by a grumpy alpha and is completely oblivious to the building’s efforts to matchmake them.

Tell Me a Lie - [Werewolf Stiles] - Peter had bitten Stiles and after his death Stiles is Alpha (He killed Peter or else). So. Derek and Scott are not automatically his pack. But he needs it. So comes to them to make the pack. And Derek is confused and scared. he doesn’t understand how Stiles can be his Alpha, but being next to him feels more pack then Peter and Laura were.

Hot and Bothered (but mostly just bothered)- [Deputy Derek Hale, Deputy Stiles Stilinski] - "You’re the newbie in the station, and damn you’re hot, bUT DID YOU JUST ARREST MY SIBLING?” au——“You could’ve let me know,” Derek says. “That’s kind of what we do around here.”“Not like I have your phone number,” Stiles points out, raising an eyebrow in a way that’s most definitely a challenge.Oh, great. The new guy wants to prove how cool he is by mouthing off to someone’s who’s been around longer. Fun.“Well, Deputy, you have a radio, don’t you? And if you were interested in calling, every other guy here does have my number.”“Well, aren’t you just Mr. Popular!”

here comes trouble by grimm [E|Sterek|105833|4/4|28 Nov 2015] - [ABO dynamics, Alpha!Stiles, Omega!Derek, Elements of slavery]  All Derek wants is one day where he can sleep without worry of being woken by gunfire, without the threat of death hanging over his head. He wants a full stomach and no pain clinging to his bones, no ache in his feet from months of running. He wants a shower, a safe place to put his head. He wants his family, the healing comfort of pack. He’ll never have any of that again.

Alone Together - [Merman!Stiles, prince!Derek, wolf!Derek] Derek has lost his pack. Stiles has lost his pod. They find each other on the high seas.

Sterek ficrecs 2014

The Price - the only sterek fic I almost cried while reading. Author is my fav.

Stilinski & Associates - Series 3 parts - Brilliant piece of work. You can actually feel the hard work the author has put in for a research

How To Tame Your Human - Long fic and you got to have patience to read this, coz it’s a slow build, but worth a wait.

(not so) Pure Imagination - One more piece of work from my favorite author. I have no words. The feels!! 

Play Crack the Sky - Rock band AU. Hang in there for initial chapters, when sterek begins, its just amazing

A Desperate Arrangement - Royalty AU. Just go and read it

Unlikely Guardian - BAMF Stiles, Magic Stiles, Derek is a good alpha - I love these stuffs

soulmates tbh - Soulbond AU - short n sweet

Hunger For Your Touch - Based on movie Ghost. Has ‘temporary’ character death(major), see if you can handle it.

But, Doctor! - Hospital AU, feels are too much. Derek feels. Also has some Derek-Scott buddy time, just the way I like.

To the Edge of Night - Royalty AU. Hurt/Comfort, Angst(with happy ending)

Now Until the End - Episode AU: s01e04 Magic Bullet, Soul Bond

This Might Be Irony - One of my fav High school AU. Close friends, neighbors. This is good.

What I Did On My Summer Vacation - Wolf Derek, Magic Stiles and whole town is pack of Derek…read it to know more.