and embarrassing the hell out of us

The one where Bucky and Steve get married

Summary: Where Bucky is the world’s deadliest bridezilla, Steve gets a ‘close’ shave with a Cold Steel Recon knife, Bucky gets sentimental about flowers, and the boys get married.

Characters: Bucky Barnes x Steve Rogers; Best Man Sam Wilson, Best Woman Natasha Romanoff; Tony Stark gets a license

Warnings: Bad language words, lots of sassy Bucky, brief mention of knife play. So much fluff. A bit of SMUT, so please follow the rules and be 18+ to read (or at least skip the shaving scene).

A/N: Here’s my story for @hellomissmabel ‘s birthday and 2k follower celebration, congrats again Annie! The idea was to include ‘yellow roses’ into a story, and in case you didn’t know, yellow roses are all about new beginnings. That’s always an excellent theme with our favourite boys, right?


Originally posted by stuckylego


Steve Rogers is wrapped in a warm, fluffy blanket burrito when the bedroom door slams open. It booms like canon fire and he jerks awake with a shout, tumbles off the bed, and smashes his head on the nightstand.

Scrambling to untangle from the sheets, he scrubs the grit from his eyes and looks around in a panic.

Bucky Barnes stands in the doorway, wearing nothing but electric blue boxers and a massive smile. He’s holding his toothbrush in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other.

He is the only human being on the planet who drinks coffee while he brushes his teeth.

He’s fucking weird.

Steve loves him so fucking much.

“Wakey, wakey bitch! We’re getting married today!” Bucky takes a huge slug of coffee, and pops his toothbrush back in his mouth. He’s grinning at Steve while he brushes, flecks of white foam dripping to the floor.

“You’re fucking weird.” Steve mumbles, collapsing back to the floor.

Bucky laughs at the top of his lungs.

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If you ever ask me who’s real space dad in Voltron my input is always Coran.

Listen- if we’re determined to cast this found family in stereotypical roles that it may or may not fit, Shiro’s not dad. He’s the perfectionist oldest son everybody calls “dad” with a mix of love and exasperation because he’s trying so dang hard to be another parent when everybody actually knows he doesn’t have it in him and he’s maybe slowly falling apart from stress, and the best thing that happens to him is he learns to stop heaping more things onto his workload.


Coran’s the guy who left his destroyed planet with the unconscious body of his best friend’s daughter and who’s just trying to take care of her and support her because they’re alone out here, and he’s quietly managing his own grief more or less behind the scenes to support everyone without running himself into the ground.

And yet, with all that hanging on his head, he gets stuck on a ship with a couple of weird alien kids and by the second day he’s got them ranked by height, he gives them juiceboxes and tells them to not overwork themselves.

Coran, with very little preamble, steps up and really takes in all of the paladins. Everybody talks about who in Avatar the Voltron guys remind them of but I don’t think anybody’s pointed out that Coran in some regards is a dead ringer for Iroh: the older mentor and surrogate father to young and troubled royalty who initially reads like comic relief and is both ready and able to raise hell if properly crossed.

But it’s not just Allura that Coran is looking out for. Consider episode s1e4, where both Lance and Shiro are withdrawing from the party and upset- and who checks on both of them, but, Coran, who does so in this completely innocuous, casual manner that makes it seem like he just happened by when we actually see him take note of Lance leaving the party.

And I mean, c’mon. He does embarrassing dad things, he worries, he uses weird turns of phrase, he’s singlehandedly the backbone of the team playing Every Support Role At Once. Coran’s the real team dad. 

100 Ways to Say ‘I Hate You’

I saw a post about 100 ways to say ‘I love you’, so I thought I’d make the anti-version if it doesn’t exist already. Roleplayers, send these to each other for angst reasons! Tw for emotional abuse, language, and some major rejection themes, though some  them are joking and could be used for friendly rivals or pals who play-insult one another. Change or add pronouns as necessary.

  1. “You’re a disappointment to me.”
  2. “I don’t care if you live or die.”
  3. “I used to care about you. Now? I regret every second I wasted.”
  4. “How do you think I feel? I’m pissed off!”
  5. “Go. Just go.”
  6. “If you come back, I won’t be here.”
  7. “I’ve never despised someone as much as I despise you.”
  8. “Ha! You think I care about you? What do you think I am, desperate?”
  9. “I regret ever saying ‘hello’.”
  10. “Leave and don’t come back, ever.”
  11. “Remember when we first met? I wish I didn’t.”
  12. “You’re the worst mistake I’ve ever made.”
  13. “Don’t touch me. Don’t even look at me.” “You took months/years of my life away. I’ll never get those back.”
  14. “I saw a trash bag on the side of the road today. Reminded me of you.”
  15. “I could have been doing so much better than wasting my time with you.”
  16. “You’re a sick bastard, you know that?”
  17. “I don’t care.”
  18. “Go ahead, leave. Don’t worry about coming back.”
  19. “You’re such a piece of shit.”
  20. “I didn’t think you could be any more of a shithead, but you just proved me wrong.”
  21. “You’re so stupid.”
  22. “Why do I waste my time with you?”
  23. “You’re not the person I thought you were.”
  24. “Hey! Just a daily reminder: you’re a piece of shit!”
  25. “I deserve so much better.”
  26. “We’re not friends. We were never friends!”
  27. “I pretended to like you because I felt bad for you! How did you fall for that?”
  28. “I never want to see you again.”
  29. “You’ve done nothing but make my life a living hell.”
  30. “Don’t apologize - you don’t deserve my forgiveness!”
  31. “No, I’m never giving you another chance!”
  32. “I wish you were never born.”
  33. “You’re the last person I wanted to see right now.”
  34. “I’d rather be working with anyone else in the whole world right now.”
  35. “When you get back, your shit’s gonna be on the front lawn. Take it and get out.”
  36. “Go ahead, choose them! You deserve each other.”
  37. “I don’t know what they see in you.”
  38. “You’re an embarrassment to me.”
  39. “You’re an embarrassment to all of us.”
  40. “I wish it was you. I wish it was you to die instead of them.”
  41. “God, why did I have to end up working with the biggest asshole in the world?”
  42. “How could you think I ever loved you? You seriously think I’d sink that low?”
  43. “Sorry, I just puked in my mouth a bit. I accidentally looked at your face.”
  44. “How can you even live with yourself?”
  45. “If I was your mirror, I’d break myself just so you would throw me in the trash and I wouldn’t have to look at you.”
  46. “Being with you was the worst time of my life.”
  47. “You’re a monster.”
  48. “Not a day goes by that I don’t wake up wishing I was dead because of you.”
  49. “I’m going to ruin your fucking life.”
  50. “You said you would change, but you never did! You never will!”
  51. “Some people are just born to fail. Sorry you’re one of the unlucky ones.”
  52. “You’re so worthless, you hardly even exist to me.”
  53. “I wish I could go back to the day I met you, and just walk away.”
  54. “If you give me that look one more time, I’m skipping jump-rope with your large intestines.”
  55. “Honestly, I’m embarrassed to even know you.”
  56. “Ugh, it smells like something died in here. Oh. It’s just you.”
  57. “You need to stop. You hurt everyone around you!”
  58. “Until you get your shit together, I don’t want to hear you complain.”
  59. “Look at you. You’re disgusting.”
  60. “Stop making me look bad.”
  61. “You have a face that makes me wish punching people wasn’t frowned upon in our society.”
  62. “Shut your mouth. I don’t want to hear your obnoxious voice.”
  63. “Go play in traffic.”
  64. “Fuck off.”
  65. “If I saw you in the ocean clinging to a log for safety, I’d save the log and let you drown. At least wood can become something useful, like toilet paper.”
  66. “How could I ever love something as terrible and hideous as you?”
  67. “I can’t even look at you right now.”
  68. “It was all a lie.”
  69. “I never loved you, and I never will.”
  70. “Don’t try to beg. It won’t work.”
  71. “You’re not worth the mud on the bottom of my shoes.”
  72. “Look at you. You’re pathetic. I’ve never seen a sadder sight.”
  73. “I’m going to hurt you slowly, and I’m going to enjoy every second of it.”
  74. “For what you did to them, I’ll do the same to you.”
  75. “An apology? You want to offer an apology? No. I don’t accept it.”
  76. “You’re everything I hate in a person.”
  77. “I wish you were dead.”
  78. “You’re nothing to me. Less than nothing!”
  79. “What a sad sack of shit you are.”
  80. “My life is in fucking shambles thanks to you!”
  81. “How could you? You bastard!”
  82. “I’d rather eat sewage than ever touch you again.”
  83. “Hey asshole, I’m here to ruin your day, just like I did yesterday and the day before that.”
  84. “You’d be more useful if you weren’t even alive.”
  85. “Hey, it’s my least favorite waste of space.”
  86. “Every day that I woke up next to you, I was tempted to smother you with a pillow while you slept.”
  87. “Love you? Don’t make me laugh.”
  88. “Just thinking about you makes me sick to my stomach.”
  89. “You deserve a slow and painful death for what you’ve done.”
  90. “I can’t stand people like you.”
  91. “Stop doing that thing. You know, that thing I hate. Breathing.”
  92. “If I could trade you for a nest of angry wasps, you would be long gone.”
  93. “I can’t wait to dance on your grave.”
  94. “If we were the last two people on earth, I’d be subtracting one.”
  95. “I never want to see the likes of your filth around here again.”
  96. “I’m disgusted by you.”
  97. “Fuck you!”
  98. “If I ever see you again, it will be far too soon.”
  99. “I have three words for you: Burn. In. Hell.”
  100. “I hate you.”

((Jeremy and Michael are having a duel to see who has the stronger avatar. For the moment it looks like Jeremy has won the upper hand, he has Michael pinned and is about to deal the final blow to win but then Michael’s eyes go half-lidded, a dopey smile comes onto his face and a red flush spreads across his cheeks and he says, dreamily, “I love you”

Jeremy is totally caught off guard, immediately his face goes bright pink and his mouth drops open. Michael takes the opportunity and deftly flips them over before holding his staff to Jeremy’s throat, raising his eyebrows and giving him the smuggest grin.

Ny0, after realizing he’d been tricked, holds his hands up in surrender. Then he glares at Ehm half-heartedly and mumbles, “You cheated”

And then Michael smartly responds with, “All’s fair in love and war, babe”))


If youre salty I’m sorry

Aries♈: you jump to conclusions. You think for others and tell them how they feel. You never give them the chance to tell there side of the story. You throw around labels thinking your judgment is absolute. Get off the soapbox at look at yourself for once.

TAURUS♉: youre more possesive than you think. Youre loving but consuming. Your fear of being alone makes you controlling. Love isn’t possession.

Cancer♋: don’t be such a coward. Youre so brave… until you have to talk about your feelings. Youre terrible at confrontation and it keeps you from saying what needs to be said and defending against injust actions from peers. People can’t read minds, if they are upsetting you, you need to tell them don’t wait until they’ve done it 20 times and then blow up at them. Also stop avoiding your needs, you are not a sponge for the world’s pain so please please stop rejecting help and healing.

Gemini♊: stabilize yourself. Youre emotional and impulsive at your worst. Satiate your need for order in other things not in people, they are not yours to compartmentalize. Your spy tactics and lies are obvious

Leo: you are not born king. You can be stopped. Just because you exist doesn’t mean everyone has to yield to you. A good leader leads while helping to lift the box, a bad leader yells at others to pick it up while standing on the box

Virgo♍: you are not a saint or faultless mother. You judge very easily and are bothered by minor things. You don’t have to fix everyone and everything. You need a tougher skin. Youre so busy fixing everyone else that you are left in shambles. If you are dating an “I can fix him/her/them” really ask yourself if you love them or the idea of fixing them.

Libra♎: form an opinion. Don’t roll over when people belittle you. Defend yourself. Get mad be angry be fierce. You are so eager to please it annoys everyone. Stop stealing from others personality to fit in. Find your own identity and never change it for others. Also have some integrity and dignity to admit mistakes instead of flirting your way out of blame then maybe People might respect you more.

Scorpio♏: you have vanity issues. You can be very selfish and vain yet at the same time you harbor a toxic sense of insecurity. Learn to be humble and charitable and maybe you will start to see your true self more than the makeup you use to mask the incomplete self you hate.

Sagittarius♐: you need to relax. Holy hell you need to relax. And by relax I mean the “I’m comfortable in my own skin” relaxed. Your so concerned with feeling embarrassed and what others think of you that you never get to be you. Go nuts dude

Capricorn♑: hey buddy can you stop playing cop please. Everyone does things for a reason. Your intuition isn’t always right. Wait before you call someone stupid and your behind the back snarky judging is kinda ruthless, try being at least a little empathetic.

Aquarius♒: you don’t have to impress everyone. You don’t have to be the best at everything all the time. You just need to learn to be. Every now and then just find a spot devoid of people and just sit. Think about life, not what to do with it, just life. Take in the real world, not the one you make in your head.

Pieces♓: you aren’t innocent. You have the capacity to break. Either break into sad pieces or break into wrath. Pay attention to what’s going on. You get distracted easily and sometimes lash out and hurt people because of it. Work on your focus.

I know we always focus on all the good things about signs but we gotta look at our faults too.

anonymous asked:

i saw your video with the face reveal and i totally understand what you mean by uncomfortable with 14 year olds crushing on older people and such. ( I even felt uncomfortable when I saw the comments...)

did u mean the bane of my existence

hav u seen such lovely gems as “omg yasss i love gays : ) i ship it!!!” “dont mind me ill just watch from over here owo” “mmmmm yesss my homos…” “i swear im so gay for you (even though im a girl!!!)” “im a fujoshi XD hawt !” “ik ur gay but id be trans for you” ( <- that last one is literally a ! comment ! someone ! wrote ! )

KatsuDeku Headcanons

  • They’re still awkward as ever, even after dating for several months. It’s mainly because they’re still wondering what the hell happened.
    • It was like, at one moment, Bakugou hated Izuku’s guts, then the next he was like: “FUCKING GO OUT WITH ME YOU FUCKING SHITTY ASS NERD MOTHER FUCKER!!”
      • To this day, it still makes Izuku laugh his ass off and Bakugou embarrassed as hell just remembering it.
  • Just being touchy-feely makes them incredibly embarrassed too, considering that they’re taking quite a big step into being in a relationship. It’s mostly poor Izuku whose more affected by this as Bakugou, considering how he’s still kind of scared of him.
    • Every time Bakugou touches him, he’ll flinch out of reflex and waits for him to burn his shoulder or anywhere he touches, but is always surprised to find his touch being gentle.
      • It did take a while for the poor guy to get used to it.
      • But he wasn’t the only one who wasn’t used to the gentleness. Bakugou had several occasions himself where he was rough with Izuku since he didn’t have much of an understanding of what you’re supposed to do in a relationship…or how to act for that matter. It wasn’t until Bakugou went for advice (more like got an intervention) and began to try his best to be gentle with Izuku. He still had a couple slip ups, but they became less often.
  • Their first date went surprisingly smooth, but it was still awkward.
    • It involved lots of blushing, slow but steady finger holding that grew to hand holding by the end, and a quick peck on the cheek when Izuku was taken home.
      • During the movies, Bakugou was the one who tried to pull the first move, but Izuku moved his hand before he could even try to hold it. It kinda made Bakugou feel ridiculous and that alone pissed him off. Of course, that went away when Izuku suddenly wrapped his index finger around his when they left the theater.
  • It actually took them a week or two before they finally had the guts to walk into school holding hands. It’s not that they wanted to keep it a secret or anything, they were just badly embarrassed and neither of them wanted to die from it.
    • They later found that their day started off as normal despite their morning routine being different, so they grew more confident to come to school with small hints of PDA.
  • Izuku later found out that Bakugou is extremely possessive and gets easily jealous.
    • The way he found out was kinda funny actually. Izuku was only talking to a couple of friends who were guys outside of his class during lunch. He noticed Bakugou glaring at his friends, but thought nothing of it, thinking he was just being the usual blasty mcsplode. It wasn’t until he got a hug from Denki did Bakugou get real pissed off and started cussing the living shit outta poor Denki who was confused as all hell. He seriously had no idea why Bakugou was yelling at him all of a sudden, but Izuku instantly knew why.
      • It actually makes Izuku feel a little special knowing this.
      • It now makes him laugh a little whenever Bakugou would hold him close and be like “Hey babe what’s up?!” out of nowhere as if asserting his dominance.
  • Though he doesn’t want to admit it, Bakugou enjoys making Izuku laugh. The very sound of it makes his heart go ‘Doki Doki’ and it pisses him off a little, but it mostly makes him feel giddy.
    • He secretly tries to make Izuku laugh, but he’s pretty sure he’s figured that out already.

the loveliest thing about hannigram (and there are many lovely things), in my opinion, is the fact we got mads mikkelsen and hugh dancy as our hannibal and will. with ANY OTHER two actors, the pairing wouldn’t have been the same, and it’s not because of the acting or their previous friendship - it’s the unabashed passion that would be missing. mads and hugh genuinely understood the intricate romance that takes place between hannigram, and they took it seriously. i’ve seen countless other lgbt+ ships be laughed out of cons and interviews by their actors, who act like it’s some big joke that they’ll eventually ask the fans to stop talking about because it makes them uncomfortable.

but mads and hugh never ONCE acted like it was a joke, on set or off. their chemistry, romantic or otherwise, is real and heartfelt. they took everything about their characters and brought it all up another notch, giving us the most beautiful and honest content we could’ve asked for and more. they weren’t embarrassed by the homoerotic undertones - they looked at them objectively and then utilized them to make their work even better. hell, they made some of the most iconic lines and moments in the show possible! they’re literally just the two biggest hannigram shippers out there and it will NEVER stop making me glad i watched this fucking show!!!

the signs as six of crows quotes
  • Aries: It’s one prisoner, Helvar. And a bridge. And anything we have to blow up in between.
  • Taurus: Oh, it’s worse than that, Van Eck. If I fail, I don’t get paid.
  • Gemini: I love puzzles. Trickery is just my native tongue.
  • Cancer: I have been made to protect you. Only in death will I be kept from this oath.
  • Leo: Think how embarrassing it would be for you when you got trounced by a Fjerdan girl.
  • Virgo: Statistically, he’ll probably only get some of us killed.
  • Libra: If any of you survive, make sure I have an open casket, the world deserves a few more moments with this face.
  • Scorpio: When everyone knows you're a monster, you needn't waste time doing every monstrous thing.
  • Sagittarius: I’m going to get Wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.
  • Capricorn: Greed may do your bidding, but death serves no man.
  • Aquarius: We're either geniuses or the dumbest sons of bitches to ever breathe air.
  • Pisces: Facts are for the unimaginative.
Power Rangers Sleepover Headcanon

-They always stay at either Billy’s or Kim’s house. Jason and Trini’s siblings are too overwhelming and they don’t got to Zack’s house out of respect for his mother

-Kims parents love to embarrass her when the group is over. “Kim, Trini, the open door policy still applies.” “What the hell could we even…..” Trini drags them all up the stairs before the argument continues throwing a quick “Yes Ma'am” over her shoulder

-“you guys have sleepovers without us?”
“You see, they’re really not sleeping the-”
“Shut it Zack. Don’t worry about it Billy we will invite you over more”

-“Kim I did not strike you as the girl to have an Xbox.” “Actually I bought that for Ty right before we broke up…. I kept it out of spite and ended up loving the damn thing”

-They go through Xbox controllers almost as much as they do phones until one day Billy and Trini made a less destructible controller

-They Build a giant Pillow fort in Kim’s room. Honestly with the 5 of them combined that shit is an architectural miracle.

-Trini used to tell ghost stories until one night Zack woke up screaming about little dolls that ice skate coming to kill him.

-Jason bought them all matching onsies in their respective ranger colors. “Are you being serious?” “Why would you ever think I wasnt?”

- Its at a sleepover when they learn that both Trini and Kim have really good voices. Its now mandatory that they have a karaoke battle every sleepover.

-“Aannd in this corner we have Trini BOTTOM Gomez” “Zack!”
“Billy cover your ears”
“Jason i thought her middle name was Marie?” “It is B”
“Well Zack wasnt wrong babe.” “KIM?!?!”

-“ZACK NO DONT-” “Well that did not go as planned” “HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO REPLACE A CEILING FAN?!”

-They are the best customers of local Pizza place. “I bet you i can eat at least one more pizza than all of you.” “Oh no count me out, i know i cant” “that’s alright Billy ill pick up the slack for you.” “ "No Zack thats ok you do-” “You’re on Jason”

-Trini won. “Babe where did you even put that?” “ Dont touch me or im gonna throw up”

-They usually lose billy and Trini first to sleep. Both wrapped up in their respective significant others arms.Jason and Kim quick to follow after

-Zack miraculously always ends up somewhere random in the house.
“Mama Hart, I Dont feel so good.” “Oh Zack honey come here.”

-The group finds Zack sandwiched between Kim’s parents the next morning.

-Kims dad knowingly makes a feast every morning after a a sleepover. He had caught on quickly that the teenagers had had an increased appetite like his daughters.

-They usually pile out the door at once after breakfast to go to the pit, making excuses as they go. “Kim be back for dinner. And Zack make sure you work on that high kick of yours. The news station made fun of you for days hon.”

-“Wait what?” “Kim be back by dinner, bye now” *click*

BTS Reaction to You Calling Namjoon a "Humpty Dumpty Dumbass" For Using the Wrong Side of the Knife When Cutting An Onion

Originally posted by jeonbase

jungkook ; *dying of laughter while hitting everything from his leg to tae's shoulder to the table* “this is some funny shit!” lowkey wishes that he said it.

Originally posted by jimiyoong

taehyung ; he’d laugh a little but feel bad for him so he’d go over to him and show him how to use the knife correctly,, sarcastically sighing in the process "why are you like this hyung?“

Originally posted by jiyoongis

jimin ; *dying,, can’t even say anything* he’d just laugh his ass off tbh

Originally posted by rapnamu

namjoon ; he’d be embarrassed as hell. he’d be laughing on the outside and crying in the inside while he watches taehyung (show him how to cut the onion) treat him like a kid. what you had said would keep replaying in his head which would make him salty,, "man i know how to use a knife.”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

hoseok ; *dramatically falls out on floor but hops up and laughs in namjoon’s face* he’d quickly grab a knife and mock him,, adding on to what you had said. “how were you one of the smartest people in your class but you can’t even use a knife correctly? headass”

Originally posted by cyyphr

yoongi ; *chuckles and covers his mouth until he has his poker face back* “jin hyung? are you taking notes?”

Originally posted by seokijn

jin ; *windshield wiper laugh* but his laughing comes to an end when yoongi tells him to take notes from you. “hey, my jokes are funny!” *starts telling wack ass dad jokes*

heartthrob pt 2 | (M)

Heartthrob (n): One who is considered pleasing to the senses, often resulting in increased respiration, increased circulation to the face, and a noticeable “pounding” in the chest.

genre: fluff, angst, smut, fuckboy!hoseok au, college au.

ahh, finally! this took 5 days omg. shout out to @amazon-bookworm​, my lovely editor :’) also tagging a couple thirsty hoes; @dailydoseofdia​, @lostinbangtan​, @minyooengi​, @jimins-a-twat​, @cutiepiebts​, @jimin-bean​, @war-of-hormoan​, @jiminniemouse​, @onepercenttt​, @we-go-hard-in-the-coffeehouse@pjimns… I think that’s everyone??

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Being Damian’s s/o and being affectionate around his brothers.

Requested by @queen-of-all-the-fandoms: “ Damian’s S/O isn’t really affectionate except with those she loves, and she’s like that with him in front of his brothers to see his reaction“

A/N: I hope you love it!


  • You’re not really all that affectionate unless you really love someone.
  • And Damian is that someone.
  • He’s blunt yes but you know how to get him flustered and embarrassed.
  • When you visit the manor you read or watch tv together.
  • Sometimes his brothers are in the room.
  • He stiffens when you lean on him or wrap your arms around him.
  • Being purposefully affectionate around his brothers just to see their reactions.


  • Often Tim isn’t even paying attention until you say something to Damian.
  • Just asking a simple question or laughing at something he said.
  • Tim will look up from his computer and see you cuddled next to him.
  • “Aw Damian has a heart”
  • “Shut it Drake!”
  • You laugh at the pink that crosses his face.


  • Simple cuddling doesn’t get a reaction out of either of them.
  • Jason may look up and smirk before returning to his book or the TV
  • It’s when you cuddle up and kiss his cheek or whisper him something.
  • “Damian’s getting some action? I think hell just froze over”
  • You laugh
  • “Screw you Todd”
  • “Save it for your girlfriend”
  • Now you’re both blushing


  • It’s too easy to get a reaction out of him.
  • He get super giddy.
  • Though he’s used to Dick and he doesn’t get embarrassed by simple cuddling or kissing his cheek.
  • So you’d up the ante and peck him on the lips before cuddling into the crook of his neck.
  • “AWWW”
  • Damian doesn’t even know what to do or say.
V Headcannons

In ode of the upcoming V Route (since in some areas, IT’S AUGUST WOO) I’ve decided to address some V Headcannons that I personally think are completely plausible and holy fuck I love this man here we go

•He loves to cuddle. He’s not used to it, but he sure as hell loves it. Fight me on this I want my boy to be hugged and safe and warm and-

•V probably has sloth merchandise. He likes the way they live and finds them extremely adorable and thank the gods for this pure man and for these pure animals Jesus fucking Christ

•V’s pictures each have #Aesthetic names like, it’s canon one of the names are “Her Shadow” and another “Hope’s Beginning” so fuck yeah he’s aesthetic as hell


•V wears a lot of overalls and sweaters while traveling abroad to take photographs. He likes the feeling and likes how he doesn’t need to wear a belt. I love this man holy shi

•He has a dream journal… if anyone read it they’d be weirded out smh this boy has some weird ass dreams lemme tell you


•Remember how V tried telling Jumin he had terminal cancer in Baehee’s Route? Yeahhh I really hope he faked being sick so he could stay home sometimes during his schooldays. In those days he’d prob take pictures or stare at a wall and think about sloths or smth

•V used to have a cat when he was younger so maybe then he could finally get some pussy
Oh my fucking gods just pour bleach in my eyeballs now fucking hell

•When his sight began to fail, V bought so many sunglasses holy shit he probably has those steampunk sunglasses or even those cheesy five dollar ones with the bright colors and weird shapes. But he probably also has a small collection of fucking expensive as hell sunglasses that are probably worth more than my college tuition jfc

•V tips like a champ like for real he probably tried tipping 200% once and nearly made the waiter faint because it was a multi hundred dollar meal with Jumin who you fucking KNOW eats that expensive good good

•V’s phone battery is probably higher than your stoner cousin rn because he never knows when he doesn’t have his professional camera on him and needs to take a picture of like a flower (or a sloth)

•I stg V probably has read Harry Potter a fuck ton of times no joke and has merchandise and owns all of the movies. If you say a quote, he’ll probably tell you the book, chapter, page, paragraph, and sentence tbh what a dork

•I really hope V had an emo phase and when he first looked at Mint Eye!Saeran was probably thinking “yo what the fuck did Rika show you my old facebook account or what” even tho he’s too nice to say that shit out loud

•V hates chiffon cakes

•I really hope V likes camping for his photography. Like, you won’t hear from him for weeks (lol I bet whenever V goes AWOL the RFA just thinks he’s camping) and once nearly got mauled by a bear trying to take a picture of it (Yoosung’s favorite picture jfc)

•V uses contact lens and one time tore his right lens while swimming and started crying because that was his last right lens fucking hell

•V is such a fucking cutie when it comes to dates like holy shit what a gentleman. Like he’s vanilla af to dating (like do you really think he would date around?) so he tries his best to swoon the MC and it fuCKING WORKS TAKE ME

•He likes to wear eyeliner and once wore sparkly fingernail polish because he’s glitter af

•Doesn’t really watch anime that much, but probably has like a top ten that he likes. He once tried to watch Attack on Titan and nearly cried what a soft boy I love him

•He likes left Twix because Jumin likes right Twix and he thinks it’s funny what a cutie <3

•He likes planting flowers randomly in his house. One time he planted a sunflower next to his head and woke up to a butterfly on his nose aww
Long story short he sneezed -o-

•Alongside his sunglasses collection, you fucking bet your left titty that he has a flower crown collection. Rika tried getting rid of them while they dated, but he hid them and wears them while he goes camping. Smol flower boy uwu

•When he was younger he wanted a fantasy-like wedding but now our smol boy just wants to be loved by someone who won’t FUCKING SCRATCH HIS EYES OUT UHHH

•Used to be a crybaby when he was younger, now he knows how to cry on the inside more 
Someone please pet this boy’s cotton candy hair and tell him it’s gonna be alright ;-;

•You know those kids who would wake up hella early to watch cartoons?
V wasn’t one of them bye

•V wore reading glasses when he was little fight me on this

•V has a blog to help aspiring photographers and totally gives them #1 tips and is uber sweet abt it and holy fuck take my soul

•Once confused a fox and a cat while his eyesight was shit. He brought it in his house and everything. Jumin visited the next day and guess what he thought it was a cat too. It took a surprisingly long time for them to realize cats don’t look like foxes.
Hint he took the fox to the vet and found out after the secretary screamed

•Hates killing bugs but hates bugs

•V’s the kind of person who’s always buying lip balm but always losing them too like if you look under his couch he probably has like twenty down there

•Probably doesn’t take a lot of selfies, but when he does he looks bomb af and makes Zen reconsider his entire life

•Wanna bet my college savings that V has a really cute back tattoo?

•Once milked a cow. He asked permission and was uber polite to the cow, even apologized to it because he thought he was hurting it. Pet its baby and hugged the smol cow. V thinks cows are pretty.

•Once he came home after visiting Jumin and took a shower. Somehow his drain was filled with white cat hair.

•Once gave Saeyoung a kazoo. He regrets it.

•V is probably the type of person who leaves the empty cereal box in the panty and an empty carton of milk in the fridge. He means well but sometimes he just stares at it and decides somehow it’ll be easier to put it back instead of in the trash bin. He lives alone so it’s not like he’s being mean to anyone lol

•Cut his thumb with a spoon once (actually happened to me once, to this day I wonder how the fuck did I manage that) so V only has nineteen spoons now.

•Has a weird scar on his head from a shelf breaking while he was under it. Jumin had a professional interior designer plan out a “safer” living room for him. V was too nice to tell Jumin that it was silly and too embarrassed to admit that he’s just bad at installing things.

•Not a headcannon, just wondering. Do you think V has blue armpit hair?

•Has flower pillowcases but otherwise has plain sheets. Flower boy -3-

•Has a hobby of photoshopping Jumin’s face onto cats. He once accidentally sent it in a chatroom with Zen in it. Freaked the hell out of Zen and apologized, even though he found it kinda funny.

•Every once in awhile, he likes making cool shapes with his smoking pipe and shows them to Zen, smoking bros.

•He doesn’t play video games, but used to indulge himself in a few of Yoosung’s talks about LOLOL. What a sweetie

•Likes crunchy things, probably has like a lot of crunchy, dried fruits and vegetables in his pantry. Him and Zen snack between V using Zen as a model for photos. ZEN has V recommend him brands and his favorites.

•V tried chewing gum a few times, but always ended up swallowing it by accident so he decides he’d rather not. He also doesn’t like how sweet a lot of the brands are.

•A total dork and probably has a lot of movie dates with MC. They probably eat some of his crunchy fruits I mentioned above and drink champagne out of mugs. Once V got scared during a movie and spilled his drink on MC (and in the fruit but he doesn’t care about that) and offered to let her wear some of his pajamas. Nearly had a nosebleed when he saw (ha…) her

•Kinda wimpy when it comes to horror movies, but likes watching them in a big theatre so he knows he isn’t alone.

•Did I already say he is a cuddlebug? Yeah? Too bad, I love this dork and he needs cuddles -^-

That’s basically all I can manage rn if I have any typos it’s because I’m too lazy to proofread.

I learned something while writing these headcannons. It takes a special talent to write them, a talent I do not have but whatever they’re fun to write.


Allure II

Originally posted by daegusult

Pairing: Yoonji (Yoongi) x Reader
Genre: comedy, fluff, cross-dressing
Summary : Yoonji is the transfer student of the year you’ve always been fascinated with. What if you came to learn about her little secret?


“Damn… I don’t want to spend an entire week studying that shit…”

You nibbled on your bottom lip, gaze glued to the book you were studying as you let out a heavy weary sigh. Yoonji chuckled from the other side of the room, laugh deep and teasing. Now you were beginning to understand why that school was famous for its amount of work. Actually, the rumors were quite true and you cursed your parents for choosing this one. Holding your pen between your fingers, you distractedly tapped the tip against your temple, deep down wanting to meddle in peace. At least, you were far away from classes. The day was over.

No whining from the literature poet boy, Hoseok. No questionable jokes from the slow-witted student, Namjoon. No cold glances from the mysterious Jungkook. No long and tiring discussions with the nerd, Taehyung. No bragging from the idol of the school, Jin. No questions about Yoonji from the prince charming and classroom leader, Jimin. At least for now. But you could not meddle in peace since Yoonji was here with you. There were times you wanted to cherish solitude. There had been times when Yoonji needed some alone time from everyone so she had taken night walks out of the campus.

“Don’t do it then.”

Simply mumbled Yoonji, absorbed in one of her crime books. She was sitting on her bed, back against the wall, hair slightly disheveled from a previous nap after today’s classes. Given the end of the day, you turned to her, heavy and tired look on your face as you parted your lips, searching for your own words.

“And please. Get some fucking sleep. I can still see your dark circles under your concealer. Geez…”

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My brother’s best friend || 3 D.H.

A/N: HERE’S THE THIRD PART! i’m glad my brother is not that overprotective tbh haha. 

Word Count: 1.4K

POV: Reader


Originally posted by listenm8

The door was pushed open. The sudden light hurt my eyes. After they had adjusted to the stinging brightness I could clearly see my brother’s angry expression.

“What the hell are you doing?” He shouted wide eyed, staring at the both of us.

It was more than obvious what Dan was here for. He still had one arm slung around my waist and we were awfully close.

I blushed in embarrassment and just wanted to hide behind Dan’s tall figure, but we had to talk this out. I guess I should’ve talked to Phil about this early but I never thought that there was a chance that Dan felt the same way. Now it was too late and my brother had to find out that his little sister and his best friends had feelings for each other the hard way.

“Phil, I’m sorry. I should’ve told you about my crush on Dan.” I apologized, but Phil ignored me.

His eyes had gone cold and he was glaring at Dan. Full on death glare.

“Mate, we didn’t know this was gonna happen-“ Dan started before he got cut off by Phil.

“Get your hands off my sister.” He hissed. I never thought that Phil Lester, the angle on earth, could be that threatening.

“Woah, hey Phil calm-“

“I said get away from her.” Phil growled, causing, me to unwillingly take a few steps away from Dan.

I swallowed hard, I had never imagined Phil to be that mad.

“What makes you think that you can just fool around with my little sister!” he shouted, completely forgetting that I was in the room.

“I asked you to pick her up from school, not to sneak in her room at night!”

The two boys were now dangerously close. Phil was intimidating like I had never seen him before.

“Could you please calm down. We are just two people who like each other okay?” Dan didn’t take a step back although his best friend was nearly pushing him.

At the mention of “we” Phil seemed to realise that I existed too.

“So you like him.” He questioned me unbelievingly and the look on his face made me wish to be able to deny his statement.

Instead I simply nodded and took a step towards Dan again. The tall brown haired boy was about to take my hand in his, but he stopped in the middle of his tracks as my brother cleared his throat as a warning.

“When were you gonna tell me that you are fucking around with my little sister, Howell?”

Phil would normally make sure not to use explicit language, but he really didn’t seem to care anymore.

“I wasn’t fucking around with her, mate!” Dan complained, getting mad as well. Their chests were by now nearly touching and I was scared that one of them would eventually hurt the other.

Both of their eyes were formed into slits as the air was full of tension.

“No? Well then what were you doing? In the middle of the night in my sister’s room?” Phil acted like he was thinking hard, provoking Dan even more.

“Look, we just found out we like each other today. It’s not like we have been hiding this from you for months.” Dan explained in an attempt to calm Phil down.

I was really thankful for the fact that Dan always keeps a clear head no matter how heated the situation may be.

“I don’t care, okay? She is still my little sister.” Phil shouted as his angriness reached another peak.

“Yes, but she is also old enough to date whoever she wants to date!” Dan retorted, wrapping his left arm around my waist. This time not even Phil’s death glare could stop him.

I blushed when Dan mentioned the dating part. He actually wanted to date me. He wanted to be my boyfriend. If the situation hadn’t been that awful I would’ve jumped around with glee.

“She can date, but not you.” Phil hissed with so much finality in his voice that it was scary.

My eyes widened in shock. As I grasped the meaning of his words. He was forbidding our relationship in all honesty.

“That’s not fair!” I shouted outraged.

Dan was right, I was old enough to make my own decisions.

“You are right. Well sometimes the world just isn’t fair, okay? Dan needs to keep his dirty hands of you!”

“He is your best friend. You’d give up your left leg for him, but as soon as he shows any interest in me you suddenly act like he is your archenemy.” I retorted. Phil wasn’t making any sense. He just couldn’t deal with the fact that I had my own life.

“I said no, Y/N. “

“Phil, you can’t stop us from being together. I really like her, I don’t see what’s problem with that.”

Dan was desperate by now. We had never thought that it would be that difficult.

“My problem is that you two dating is not a good idea. You are older than her, you are way more experienced than her, I know your history with girls as well as your intentions and she is my little sister after all! She’s a taboo for you. Got it?” Phil growled his words were final and we knew that nothing we could say could change his mind. Not now. He needed time.

Dan opened his mouth to say something, not giving up that easily but I stopped him by squeezing his hand that I was still holding.

“Thank you for trying, Dan. I don’t think fighting more now would change something. Let’s talk tomorrow.” I whispered, deeply looking into his chocolate brown eyes.

Dan’s eyes softened as he nodded.

“I should leave, shouldn’t I?” he asked.

Before I could answer Phil had already shouted “Yes!”

10 minutes later Dan’s car left our drive way. It was around midnight and I wished he could stay, but I don’t think this house could bare that much tension. I watched him make his way down the road from the kitchen window until his car took a scarp left turn and wasn’t to be seen anymore.

I felt exhausted like I had just worked out for ten straight hours. I was worn out. After the high I felt because of being with Dan I felt dull now.

I let myself fall on my bed face first and couldn’t stop the tears from coming anymore. The hot salty water ran down my cheeks. Dan had feelings for me. He wanted to be my boyfriend but Phil ruined it all. Why was my brother suddenly so overprotective? There was no reason to act like that!

I decided to finally call one of my best friends. She was good at giving advice and she had already helped me with a lot of relationship questions. She was also the only one I had talked about Dan with, she knew I had a major crush on him.

She picked up after it ran a few times, sounding tired. I had probably woken her up and immediately regretted my decision to call her because I felt so bad.

“What’s up?” I heard her say but I couldn’t answer instead I sobbed into the speaker of my phone.

“Y/N, are you okay?” she sounded far more awake now.

I wished she could see me nod so I wouldn’t have to speak. Eventually, I stuttered a few words and she seemed to understand.

“I’ll be at your house in ten minutes.”

Just like she promised her car stopped in the drive way ten minutes later to get me. Since my room was on the ground floor I only had to climb out my window, no heights or jumping involved. I needed to have a long talk and comforting words as well as ice cream right now.

When she started driving to her house I was glad to distance myself from my brother who I normally loved to bits….

“Dan, where is she?!”

Phil shouted into his phone at 1 am. He couldn’t find a way to sleep after being so harsh and rude to his sister and his best friend. He just wanted to apologize, but when he walked into her room it was completely empty.


“Y/N, obviously.” Phil snarled, getting nervous.

“Have you checked her bed?”

“She is not home.”

“Well, she is not at my place either!” Dan couldn’t keep his voice down.


Sleeping with Seventeen



> Different order 


In general:

  • is shy but doesn’t let it stop him
  • loves receiving neck and chest kisses
  • loves giving chest and belly kisses
  • doesn’t mean to be rough but it can happen
  • prefers to be dominant but doesn’t mind switching every now and then
  • loves to get reactions out of you
  • prefers making love rather than having a rough fuck because it means more to him
  • can be kinky depending on your mood and his own

Giving oral:

  • loves to eat you out
  • could literally eat you out for hours
  • he loves your moans and hair tugs
  • likes to use his fingers as well
  • doesn’t like 69 becase he prefers to focus on your pleasure and not his own
  • pays a lot of attention to your clit
  • boosts his confidence and self esteem when you orgasm

Receiving oral:

  • would never physically ask for a blow job
  • secretly loves when you suck him off
  • soft whimpers of pleasure
  • unintentionally thrusts into your mouth and feels bad afterwards
  • likes to hold your hair back 
  • likes to be sitting down when getting head
  • doesn’t really like cumming in your mouth or on your face but if that’s what you like he wouldn’t deny you of it


In general:

  • loves to be rough 
  • enjoys your loud noises 
  • pays a lot of attention to your breasts
  • loves when you ride him
  • is a kinky little shit
  • is also kind of loud 
  • always embarrasses himself because of being so loud
  • loves kissing your neck and collarbones

Giving oral:

  • his favorite thing in the world is when you ride his face
  • is all tongue and lips, rarely uses a finger
  • holds you still when tongue fucking you 
  • teases your clit with his tongue until you beg 
  • feels accomplished when you orgasm 
  • oral is highkey his favorite thing if he’s the one giving it

Receiving oral:

  • isn’t shy when asking for head
  • likes to be standing with his hand in your hair
  • doesn’t like when you gag/choke on him it makes him feel bad
  • secretly enjoys cumming in your mouth but if you’re not cool with it, he’ll grab a tissue or something
  • is L O U D when you’re blowing him 
  • moaning, whining, whimpering mess under your touch
  • lets out a high pitched squeal as he releases


In general:

  • SHY 
  • is scared to be rough 
  • gets nervous when you’re loud
  • feels better when you tell him how good it feels
  • likes to kiss your belly 
  • secretly likes when you ride him
  • loud little shithead
  • too scared to be kinky

Giving oral:

  • very gentle 
  • laps gently and pays attention to your clit
  • doesn’t like to use his fingers in case he hurts you
  • loves when you ride his face (RIDING IS HIS FAVORITE NO MATTER WHAT)
  • feels so confident when you orgasm

Receiving Oral:

  • Likes to be sitting much like Mingyu 
  • keeps his head low next to yours
  • lets out a sob as he cums
  • doesn’t care where he cums
  • very grateful during and after the blowjob even if he’s embarrassed himself


In general:

  • Kinky
  • likes to be rough 
  • gets turned on by neck kisses and rough make out sessions
  • loves when you’re loud
  • can be very gentle when he wants to be
  • without a doubt the dominant one don’t even try to fight him about it he will put you in your place.

Giving oral:

  • Evil.
  • teases you endlessly
  • when he goes for it he won’t stop until you’re coming undone under him
  • fingers are his best friend 
  • bites your thighs often
  • is cocky when you orgasm

Receiving oral:

  • quiet
  • loves to watch you suck him off
  • is actually very gentle
  • praises you with quiet mewls in your ear
  • likes to be sitting so he can whisper sweet nothings to you 
  • cherrishes every blowjob he gets
  • appreciates your mouth
  • you’re in control when you blow him
  • will cum where you tell him to without any argument 


in general:

  • switches between wanting to be rough and wanting to be gentle
  • can be submissive when he’s super needy
  • focuses more on your pleasure than his own
  • loves your face and noises
  • loves when you ride him 
  • shower sex is always his favorite

Giving oral:

  • Very generous
  • watches your reactions when he does something
  • tries new things often
  • massages your clit while eating you out or fingers you whilst sucking on your clit
  • very pleased when you orgasm
  • always loves making you weak in the legs

Receiving oral:

  • Once again; very generous
  • keeps his hips still
  • likes to see your face when you blow him so he probably ties your hair back
  • vocal with his pleasure
  • massages your shoulders and neck 
  • likes to be standing, most likely leaning on a wall to keep himself upright 
  • whimpers a soft ‘so good’ when he cums
  • cums wherever you tell him to every time
  • very grateful 
  • thanks you repeatedly 


in general:

  • He lives by rough sex
  • likes to be against you whilst literally fucking you into another world
  • whispers sweet things to you 
  • soft kisses
  • prefers to dominate 
  • will allow you to ride him occasionally 
  • likes when you praise him

Giving oral:

  • he prefers that you ride his face
  • but  he’s gentle when giving oral
  • could be a little bit of a tease
  • it boosts his self esteem when you beg and hold his head in place
  • giggles when you’re weak and shaking on the bed

Receiving oral:

  • Fluffy little boy
  • giggly mess
  • gasps a lot 
  • goes weak in the knees after a minute
  • internally screams when you gag on his cock
  • keeps pushing your hair back 
  • fights the urge to thrust into your mouth
  • lets out a soft 'mhm’ when he’s cumming


in general:

  • submissive
  • begs a lot
  • is shy when you let him dominate 
  • has a few kinks
  • is vocal and loud during sex
  • praises you 
  • touches your body constantly

Giving oral:

  • only time he’s not shy is when his head is between your legs
  • LOVES to eat you out
  • is highkey great at it
  • starts slow but then gets into it and you can’t control yourself
  • uses fingers occasionally 
  • giggles when you beg him for more 
  • blushes deeply when you orgasm  
  • lowkey likes to continue eating you out after you orgasm

Receiving oral:

  • shy as hell 
  • doesn’t ask for it but loves it
  • a whining, needy mess when your lips are wrapped around his cock
  • his head usually falls backwards
  • doesn’t touch you
  • squirms in pleasure
  • lips parted, tongue poked out a little
  • “O-oh my god!” as he’s releasing
  • gets embarrassed for being so shy and needy all the time


in general:

  • Can be shy 
  • is gentle 
  • very vocal
  • likes to know he’s doing a good job
  • enjoys neck kisses. (giving and receiving)

Giving Oral:

  • knows what he’s doing
  • confident
  • doesn’t usually use his fingers
  • sticks to using his tongue

Receiving Oral:

  • Shy because he’s loud
  • vocal
  • tells you how good you make him feel
  • thanks you constantly
  • likes to touch your hair and face
  • makes the most beautiful sound you will ever hear in your life when he cums


In general:

  • doesn’t tend to hold back
  • can change from gentle to rough in .02 seconds
  • likes when you leave marks on his body (chest, back, neck, shoulders)
  • loves to touch you 
  • tends to be quiet in bed
  • isn’t loud but lets you know he feels good
  • makes sure you feel as great as he does

Giving oral:

  • gets nervous when he eats you out
  • has a lot of confidence when you pull his face closer 
  • loves to hear you calling out his name 
  • massages your thighs 
  • adds fingers in the mix
  • likes to try new things and feels bad when you disapprove

Receiving oral:

  • He whines and squirms when you suck him off
  • you have to hold his hips still because he moves too much
  • lets you know you’re pleasing him
  • lets out a very loud cry when he’s releasing 


In general:

  • Very loving and caring
  • puts your pleasure first 
  • gentle kisses
  • soft touches
  • moans softly into your shoulder
  • gets lost in pleasing you and just forget about everyone else

Giving oral:

  • marks your thighs with love bites
  • is gentle but very skilled 
  • uses fingers often
  • long, slow laps
  • litters your hips with kisses
  • cute giggles and grins 
  • gains a lot of self esteem when you tell him it feels good

Receiving oral:

  • little noisey 
  • lets you know how much he loves and appreciates you
  • plays with your hair
  • rubs your cheeks 
  • squeezes his eyes shut
  • rocks his hips a little bit 
  • always grabs a handful of your hair before he releases


In general:

  • likes to be rough 
  • enjoys when you ride him 
  • morning sex is his favorite, makes him feel energized 
  • is loving no matter how rough he is with you
  • makes sure you’re not hurting and he’s pleasing you
  • always makes sure you know how much he loves you
  • massages your breasts 
  • likes when you hold onto him

Giving oral:

  • tries his best to make you feel good
  • sometimes gets discouraged, embarrassed and shy
  • prefers that you ride his face so he KNOWS you’re getting pleasure in some form
  • likes to be told that he’s doing good or else he feels like you’re uninterested and not getting pleasure
  • uses his fingers to help 
  • mumbles a soft 'i tried’ when you orgasm

Receiving oral:

  • will ask for it but not that often
  • usually only ASKS for it when he’s stressed or upset
  • thrusts into your mouth gently
  • is quiet 
  • tangles his hands in your hair
  • whines softly
  • massages your throat afterwards 


in general:
  • gentle and graceful
  • lots of kisses
  • giggles and soft moans 
  • likes to touch your body 
  • can be both submissive and dominant 
  • when you ride him, he likes to massage your hips and breasts 
  • he loves when you wrap your legs around his waist 
  • enjoys quiet, gentle sex but won’t hesitate to be rough if that’s what you’re in the mood for. 

Giving oral:
  • has fun 
  • makes sure you’re enjoying it
  • grins when you tell him how great you feel
  • likes to massage soft circles in your clit 
  • enjoys eating you out, could do it forever if he thought you could handle it
  • would giggle thinking about how much pleasure you were in 
  • would be proud of himself for making you fall apart with pleasure

Receiving oral:
  • plays with your hair
  • compliments you
  • lets out soft low moans in approval
  • wouldn’t move his hips 
  • serious lip biting 
  • loads of 'so good’s and 'yes’s before he came undone
  • would thank you and kiss your cheek after the event


In general:
  • likes to touch you 
  • doesn’t matter what position, he has to be touching you at all times
  • kisses your shoulders and neck the most 
  • lets out high pitched whines in approval when pleased
  • very giggly 
  • whispers soft nothings to you as you make love

Giving oral:

  • goes to town 
  • fingers are important
  • likes to have your thighs wrapped around his head whether you’re riding his face or he’s got you on your back
  • asks what you like 
  • makes sure you’re comfortable and happy 
  • mumbles cute 'I love you so much’s in your thighs

Receiving oral:

  • squirms
  • giggles
  • blushy 
  • absolutely has to be touching you at all times
  • rubs your cheeks
  • plays with your hair
  • holds the back of your neck and whines as he cums
  • gives you gentle kisses to your face 
  • “thanks so much" 

A Revelation Long Overdue

EMMA:  (runs into Granny’s in a rush) 

REGINA:  (rushes toward the door and almost crashes into Emma at the same time) 

EMMA:  I need to say something. 

REGINA:  I do too. 

EMMA:  Okay, but me first.

REGINA:   (taken aback)   Why you first? 

EMMA:  (frowns)  Well, why you first?

REGINA:  (raises eyebrow)   Because I’m a queen.  I always go first. 

EMMA:  (rolls eyes)  Seriously?  You’re pulling rank? 

REGINA:  (shrug)  It’s one of the perks of being a queen. 

EMMA:  Well, what are the perks of being in love with the queen?   (The Diner goes completely silent, but Emma and Regina don’t notice) 

REGINA:  Being in love with the… (pause)  I beg your pardon? 

EMMA:  Regina, I’m in love with you. Truth is, I’ve been in love with you for a long time. 

REGINA:  (stunned) 

EMMA:  (sighs)  I know it’s probably not what you want to hear, but… 

REGINA:  I’m in love with you too. 

EMMA:  (pause)   What? 

REGINA:  I’m in love with you, Emma. 

EMMA:  (slow dopey grin)   For how long? 

REGINA:  (tilts head and eyes dart off to the side)   A long time. 

EMMA:  Sooo… you’ve had feelings for me, and I’ve had feelings for you, but we never did anything about it. 

REGINA:  It appears to be that way.  (witnesses the savior looking around, dumbstruck)   Well, you were dating that seafaring maggot. 

EMMA:  I was with Hook, mostly, because you had Robin. 

REGINA:  Well I was with Robin, mostly, because… (pause)… Actually I’m not sure why I was with him, but you weren’t available.  Anyway, how was I to know what your feelings for me were? 

EMMA:  Jesus, how many times does a woman have to sacrifice herself for you! 

REGINA:  (pointedly glares at Emma)  I have done some sacrificing of my own, Miss Swan! 

EMMA:  So you’re saying you sacrificed yourself because you love me?!

REGINA:  (nods) Aren’t you saying the same thing?! 



(At a table close by, Henry sits with his friends, Paige, Ava and Nick.) 

AVA:  Henry… your moms need their own reality show. 

NICK:  I’d watch the fuck out of that. 

HENRY:   (blushes and his eyes dart around in embarrassment at everyone in the room)  You know, I knew this day was coming, I just… didn’t know they were going to do this publicly

PAIGE:  I think it’s romantic. 

LEROY:  (at the counter)  We get it.  You’re stupid for each other.  Not like the rest of us didn’t already know.  Now can you guys kiss and make up?  I want to get back to my pastrami on rye.

REGINA:  (looks back at him like she’s about to curse him)  Why, you little…

EMMA:  (takes Regina by surprise, grabs the collar of her jacket and crashes their lips together) 

(The kiss softens and deepens. Sighs and sounds of “Awww” are heard throughout the room. Henry hides his head behind Paige’s back.) 

GRANNY:  Hey, now.  I don’t care that you’re the mayor and the sheriff, this is a place of work. (watches the women continue to kiss)  I can give you a room upstairs but you can’t make out on my diner counter.  Mayor?  Sheriff?   (looks to a back booth)  MARY MARGARET!  THEY’RE… YOURS, AREN’T THEY?  CAN’T YOU DO SOMETHING?

(In a back booth, Mary Margaret flushes a deep red, rolls her eyes closed and drops her forehead with a light bang on the table top as her husband reaches across to rub her back, chuckling.) 

DAVID:  Well Snow, you were right!   They finally did it.

You Are My Sunshine: Chapter One

Summary: A Reddie Soulmate AU where you cannot see in color until you lay eyes on your soulmate.

A/N: I’m super excited to be writing this piece! I intend for it to maybe be 5-7 chapters? Maybe longer, haha. Anyways this is based off of my headcanons I made! Hope you enjoy, and let me know if I should make a tag list!

Warnings: Fluff/Angst(in later chapters) That’s basically it until the next few chapters hnnnngngng

Richie Tozier hated the whole idea of having a soulmate.

He always knew that he was different, special if you will. From the young age of fourteen, Richie knew that he wasn’t like his peers. They could see in color and Richie in grayscale. You see, when you’re born, you can only see the world in black and white. That is until you lock eyes with your soulmate for the first time.

He was a freak. An outcast that resented the fact that he was not like the others. Truth be told, Richie desperately wanted a friend, someone that would love him and be there for him. But unfortunately, it seemed like he would never find his match. Richie was nineteen years old now and still couldn’t see the world for what it truly was.

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Hello, ready for some Kolivance headcanons?

  • Galraians don’t hug. Instead they do a forehead against forehead to each other as a sign of deep trust. They greet each other by grabbing each other’s forearms.
  • Lance and the other paladins find this out when Kolivan and other Blades see Lance and Hunk hug tightly after a tough mission, and ask what they are doing/what it is.
  • Lance decides it’s his mission to introduce hugging to all Blades.
  • Kolivan doesn’t understand the concept at first or the fact that he’s Lance’s first and favorite ‘victim’ to hug, and tenses whenever Lance presses against him, arms going as far around Kolivan’s torso as possible.
  • Once Kolivan relaxs and gets hugs, he gives the best ones. Lance thought Shiro’s were good, but Kolivan’s on a whole different level (his mom’s are still best through).
  • Kolivan’s hugs are warm, comforting, start to feel like home, never to tight, but tight enough to show that he cares. It also doesn’t hurt that Kolivan is really, really soft, under all that armor.
  • Kolivan’s fur feels like a mix of silk and kitten fur. Lance is addicted to it.
  • Lance loves tracing his fingers gently across Kolican’s arms, hands, shoulders, face, etc when they’re alone (and sometimes not). During one of these times Lance finds out that when tracing a certain spot Kolivan will start purring.
  • Kolivan’s ‘special spot’ is right under his chin near his throat. Lance is the only one who knows, and is aloud to gently scratch it, leading to a loud purr-growl to slip out. Lance loves the sound, while Kolivan finds it embarrassing at times.