and don't get me started on lin

In the Heights Characters as things I heard in my high school theatre class
  • Usnavi: "I can't wait to graduate." *at graduation* "I'M NOT READY TO GRADUATE!"
  • Abuela Claudia: "You're all smart and I believe in all of you"
  • Benny: "Yeah, I speak Spanish. Bonjour bitch."
  • Vanessa: "Boys are dumb. Trains are cool."
  • Nina: "Is it okay if I do homework while we run lines? I can do both at once."
  • Sonny: "I'm starting to think I'm the only one who gives a shit about anybody else."
  • Carla: "Your hair is a disaster. We should just cut it all off and start over."
  • Daniela: "I don't like to talk about people, but he fucked my sister and that's messed up."
  • Kevin: "You look like you haven't slept in 8 months."
  • Camila: "Somebody around here has to get shit done."
  • Graffiti Pete: "This set looks like shit. Your spray paint game is weak."
  • Piragua Guy: "You'd all fall apart without me."

Me: sings all of 21 chump street

Bystander: wow you remembered that whole thing, that’s a lot

Friend: oh no

Me: i haven’t even begun *sharp inhale* how does a bastard orphan son of a whore

Friend: please we have to get to class

Me: AND A SCOTTSMAN DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREIGN SPOT IN THE CARRIBIAN

Friend: look what you’ve started!!

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“as a lex main i feel bad when like, people say playing lex is for noobs or that he takes 0 skill. It makes me feel like I shouldn’t be playing him at all and i just wish hi-rez nerfs him already so people stop complaining. I know he’s op but still :(”

- Submitted by Anonymous


Don’t let those people make you feel bad, anon! Everyone likes to complain about champions they have trouble with don’t even get me started on Seris so just do your best to ignore them and have fun. After all – that’s what video games are for, right?

Made by Mod Sha Lin 🏹

it honestly… bothers me a lot when people hate on Hamilton like I know the fanbase is ~problematique~ or whatever but you have to understand I am a multiracial latinx person who writes a lot and grew up in a poor family, and Lin Manuel Miranda is a multiracial latinx person who writes a lot and grew up in a poor family and maybe it actually helps me to see someone like me who actually fucking made it for once because lord knows in over thirty years of life he is literally the first person like me who I have seen make it like that, maybe I never see anyone like myself and it’s nice to see that for once without “oh the thing he made is shit” constantly attached to it

SUPRISE~ Lin Manuel Miranda X Reader
  • (Your POV)
  • "Oh Y/N! He's gonna be so surprised!" Phillipa sing-songed as she brushed some makeup onto my face an Rene did my hair, Jasmine sitting on my couch, finishing some small adjustments to Phillia's costume so I could go on tonight. "You sure he's got no clue?"
  • "Im not sure..." I confessed, "I just hope he's not angry... And that my bump shows up enough in "That Would Be Enough" and that it will stay hidden in everything else. And that I don't forget choreography. And-"
  • "You'll be fine." Rene pitched in, running the straightening iron, "Besides, you know how much this is going to surprise him. He's going to be overjoyed."
  • "And feel free to change some things to make it more personally and natural. Especially your intimate moments with Lin." Jasmine added in, standing up cheerfully and spinning around. "Phillipa, how excited are you to finally watch?"
  • Phillipa responded with laughter and smudged lipstick onto my lips, "More than you could ever know! Even more pumped that I get to watch Y/N's broadway debut." She smiled at me and I frowned embarrassed, looking down.
  • Raising their wine glasses, Rene and Jasmine echoed "May there be many more!"
  • "You sure you're okay with this?" I questioned. And she nodded.
  • "Of course... But I have to go set up the after-party... I'll see you in the crowd. Go kick some ass." She smiled, squeezing me before heading out of me and Lin's house. Rene took my hand and helped me stand. Smiling brightly and I forced a smile. Clearly noticing she nudged me and muttered a stop before grabbing my hand and pushing me into Jasmines grasp, briefly doing a group hug before costumes were shoved in my hand and we were off.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • Hiding from Lin before the show was beyond hard. Also trying to keep in character throughout the opening number after seeing Lin's face. Not to mention when I vomited after Schuyler sisters, Rene helping me change while Leslie held a bucket out for me.
  • Thank goodness mints exist.
  • Nervously I kept pacing around backstage until That Would Be Enough and Jasmine literally had to pushed me on stage....
  • Oh no... Oh no....
  • Now or never....
  • "Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now. Look around, look around."
  • I couldn't meet his eyes until I felt his hand on my bump.
  • "How long have you know?"
  • "Four months or so..." I replied grabbing his hand
  • ".... You should have told me"
  • "I wrote to the general a month ago." I grabbed his hands leading him to the bench unable to break eye contact with him.
  • "No."
  • "I begged him to send you home."
  • "Eliza you should've told me!"
  • "Im not sorry." I smiled gently, bringing my hand to his face and wiping away stray tears before looking away again. "I knew you'd fight until the war was won."
  • "The wars not done."
  • "But you deserve a chance to meet your son." I half spoke placing his hands on my stomach to show it was real and not an act. "Look around look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now."
  • Removing a hand from my belly, he held it out fingertips pointing up towards the celling. "Will you relish being a poor mans wife unable to provided for your life?"
  • Grabbing the hand and lacing my fingers through his, "I relish brig your wife." I laughed gently as smiled, tear fell from my face, "Look around. Look around. Look at where we are! Look at where we started. The fact that your alive is a miracle. Just stay alive. That would be enough." We pressed out hands on my swollen stomach, "And if this child shares a fraction of your smile or a fragment of your mind. Look out world. That would be enough." Standing up and pulling away, pacing, " I don't pretend to know. The challenges your facing. The worlds you keep erasing and creating in your mind. But Im not afraid. I know who I married. So long as you come home at the end of the day. That would be enough."
  • Suddenly feeling Lin wrap his arms around my waist and sway us gently I closed my eyes "We don't need a legacy. We don't need money. If I could grant you peace of mind. If you could let me inside your heart." Lin turned me around, leaving one hand around my waist and the other on my face, stroking it gently and I opened my eyes, "Let me be a part of the narrative! In the story they will write someday! Let this moment be the first chapter. Were you decide to stay. And I could be enough." I said leaning into his embrace, my head on his shoulder, "And we could be enough." Lin slowly pulled away, still securing my waist tightly and leaning in, "And that would be enough."
  • Slowly, his lips touched mine for a split second before I made my exit.
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  • Tears filled my eyes as I walked off the stage and Lin quickly ran to me.
  • "Y/N... I don't understand... What's going on?" I hugged him and kissed his cheek.
  • "I'll tell you later. I promise." I smiled gently, "Chris has something to tell you." I smiled, seeing Rene who winked at me. "Look. Go out tonight. You work so hard. I'm gonna be at Rene's. I'll see you." I smiled running off, ignoring Lin's calling and heading to the after-party.
  • ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  • "What if he's pissed?" I panicked, tapping my finger on the table. Daveed and Leslie chucked and Jasmine rolled her eyes.
  • "Stop it Y/N! He's not pissed. He is confused." Anthony protested, hugging Jasmine to him, "You know how much he wants a kid. He'll be so excited."
  • "I know.. I know but-"
  • Daveed laughed and wrapped a arm around me "You need to breathe... GUYS HERE HE COMES! EVERYONE HIDE!"
  • The plethora of screams as everyone rapidly dashed to a spot to remain as footsteps inched closer. I remained still until Pippa grabbed me and shoved me backstage while she got a mic stand and stool and sat on it once reaching center stage.
  • "Chris can you tell me now what the hell is going-" He stopped seeing Pippa who waved gently, "What's going on guys?"
  • "SUPRISE!"
  • Everyone leapt from their spots and Lin chucked, as everyone, one by one hugged him but still he asked confused , "Still don't get what's going on guys... Where is Y/N?"
  • Pippa smirked and held the microphone up and spoke, "Well the surprise isn't just this party Lin. Come on out Y/N."
  • Feeling anxiety fill me up as I made my way onto the stage I pinched my hand and took Pippa's spot as she ran out behind Lin.
  • Take a deep breathe
  • In
  • Out
  • "Um... Hi Lin. Wow... Okay.. I am nervous..." I said and everyone behind Lin chuckled, "Let me start by thanking you for not killing me on stage and apologize for kinda surprising you. I could see you were a little bit thrown off and for that I'm really-"
  • "GET ON WITH IT Y/N!"
  • "Kindly shut up Rene. Anyhow what I'm trying to say is that I am... We are... Ugh. Fine. I really am pregnant Lin." I spoke and before I could get another word out he ran to me, tear filled eyes and hugged me tightly, cheers erupting in the crowd.
  • "Oh my darling." He smiled brightly, kissing my cheek as tears fell from my eyes.
  • "Lin. You aren't mad?"
  • "No... I am surprised. And happy and overjoyed." He chuckled, letting me go and grabbing my hand, "And so... So in love with you and our little miracle."
  • Smiling brightly I chuckled, "I have a name too."
  • "Mmmmm so you know the gender?" He smirked.
  • "Yep. The name will be-"
  • "Shhh..." Lin laughed. "That is a surprise that will be saved for later."
The Signs as Lin-Manuel Miranda tweets
  • Aries: Plot Twist: The Puerto Rican old man weeping on the corner because One Small Girl came up on shuffle WAS ME, THE WHOLE TIME. #Gmorning
  • Taurus: Sydney. Motherfucking. Lucas.
  • Gemini: Himself. HE'S the second Scottish tragedy. He's being super emo in that moment.
  • Cancer: *Lady rolls down her car window at 181st street* "congrats on HAMLET!" Me: "I WISH I wrote Hamlet!" Lady: "Yay HAMLET!" *drives away* #myday
  • Leo: Colm Wilkinson will, as the kids say, wreck my life.
  • Virgo: My new thing is when I see dudes hollering at a girl on the street I pretend it's for me. "THANKS FELLAS!" They get confused, I bounce.
  • Libra: Just realized HAMILTON is an anagram for AM LIN, THO
  • Scorpio: Bruce Lee: "Can you teach me that cool kick?" That's the closest I can approximate to what happened to Groffsauce.
  • Sagittarius: YOU AT THE BARRICADES LISTEN TO THIS! (plays "Uptown Funk." Everyone starts dancing. Rebellion over! End of play.)
  • Capricorn: When someone throws shade around me and Groffsauce: "A shadow passed, a shadow passed..."
  • Aquarius: I'm scared that after a year of playing Hamilton I'll look like one of those dogs whose owners don't clean their eye gunk tear streaks.
  • Pisces: John Cameron Mitchell is Hedwig on Broadway right NOW and people are walking around like everything's normal. THESE ARE THE BEST OF TIMES YO
I Made Myself Laugh
  • Korra: *Entering garage* Hey Babe?
  • Asami: *Lifts head from engine* Yeah?
  • Korra: What's with all this mail we just got? *holds up huge stack of paper* It's just a bunch of random adresses telling us to google search...korrasami?
  • Asami: *Shrugs* No idea what that is? You?
  • Korra: Nope, but now I'm curious. I'll get the computer!
  • Asami: *Wipes away oil on side rag* Okay! I'll be there in a few!
  • Korra: *Starts up laptop, searches Korrasami and gets a tumblr link*
  • Asami: Korra? Babe where-*walks in to see girlfriend staring slack jawed at computer screen*
  • Korra: .......
  • Asami: Kor? Hey hon what's wrong? *walks over to look over girlfriend's shoulder*
  • Korra: ........
  • Asami: ...someone drew us...having sex on Air Temple Island beach...
  • Korra: ...it gets worse...
  • Asami: *Scrolls down page* HOW DO THEY KNOW ABOUT THAT! YOU SAID NO ONE WAS HOME!
  • Korra: I never told anyone, I swear!
  • Asami: T-Then how the hell did they draw me-*sees legend of korra tag* wait a minute what's that?!
  • Korra: *clicks on link, scrolls for a few minutes*
  • Asami: Okay that's it I'm calling Lin! *moves to grab phone and starts to dial*
  • Korra: O.o
  • Asami: Hello? Lin? I need you to look into a guy named Bryke?? I don't know, but I think we're being stalked!
  • Korra: ...*smiles and begins to laugh a little* You know there is a funny side to this.
  • Asami: *slams phone down* what part of our lives being monitored could possibly be funny?!
  • Korra: *gestures to screen* Well I mean, in this 'show' they think we are straight!