and do the chicken dance

a hand in the sand [m]

COUNT → 16.076

GENRE → smut

PAIRING → jungkook | reader

WARNINGS → hand kink | pirates | chuck e. cheese | horses

i worked really hard on this all weekend you guys!!!!!! i hope it’s not too bad :-( let me know what you think!!!!!!! love you!!!!!!!!!! this was a special request from my bff @tinkerbeom so if anyone to blame its her fault!!!!!! :-)

Your nails dug into the wall, but lost your balance every few seconds from all the sweat in your palms. Jungkook was behind you, thrusting into you so fast that you couldn’t even ask yourself where you were. All you could think of was the word “dick” as it went through one ear, out the other, then did a little turn around your head and back inside your ear to repeat the process.

“That feel good, baby girl? Come on. Let me hear you.”

“It feels so goo—”

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Got7′s Reaction to you watching Dream High/Dream Knight

I hope you enjoy the reaction!!! @chimeyesmiles


*After you finish watching all of Dream Knight you call him over.*

Y/N: “BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM! You’re acting is actually really good. Who would’ve thought..” *you smirk at him*

BamBam: “You watched it?!?” *gif and then walks away*


*Right after you finish watching it, you begin teasing him about it.*

Y/N: “Soooo I see you used to drool over pretty girls huh?” *gif (you’re BamBam)*

Yugyeom: *gif* “You watched Dream Knight… I was acting Y/n.”

*You continue to tease him about pretty much everything he did in the drama and everything you would do, you had to say one of his lines with it.*


*He would walk in right before the last episode finishes and when you see him, you just smirk at him.*

Y/N: “Yah! You looked great in the drama!” 

Youngjae: *blushes* “Whatever, let’s just start doing chores.”

Y/N: *says Youngjae’s line* “I’LL SING!!!” 

*You both just start laughing and probably don’t get any chores done as you keep blurting out lines from the drama.*


*After watching Dream High all you thought about was the dance battle JB did with Jinyoung, so every time he said something you’d bring it up.*

JB: “Do you want pizza or chicken?”

Y/N: “I don’t know, let’s dance battle for it.” *gif* “What you gonna do?? You gonna battle or not?”

*He starts laughing and playfully hits you.*


*You’d act as if you never watched Dream High but when you suddenly see him, you’d start to dance all the moves he did on Dream High to tease him.*

Jinyoung: *gif* “Did you watch Dream High?” *embarrassed laugh*

Y/N: *keeps dancing* “I don’t know, you tell me.” *stops dancing, smirks at him and walks away.*


*You were really impressed with the concept of the drama and just had to tell him about it.*

Y/N: “Wow… You looked like an angel in the drama.”

Mark: *confused af but then realizes what you were talking about and laughs.* “That’s because I kind of was an angel, Y/n.”

Y/N: *cutely smile at him* “Would you be my angel?”

*He laughs and then nods agreeing to be your angel and always be by your side.*


*Jackson would walk in on you with 4 more episodes left and would just stay there with you watching the rest even if it was creditworthy to him.*

Jackson: *gif* “AHHHHHHHHHHH. This is when Minyoung had to wipe the side of my mouth.”

*You laugh and smile at the cute scene while he was cringing next to you and screaming.*

TALK WITH GOT7 IS OPEN!! Requests are going to be open after I do a few more of the requests I have :) Sorry it’s taking me a while…

riseupandrollout  asked:

Hello! Could I ask for TFA Blitzwing, MTMTE Magnus/Minimus, and MTMTE Megatron trying to dance with an s/o who can't dance? Like they're a really slow learner and have never danced before (and might be a tad nervous haha). Love your blog, it makes me so happy!! <3 Hope you have a great day!

Thank you darling! You have a great day, too~

TFA Blitzwing

  • If it’s a slow dance you’re looking for he’ll try to teach you. He’s a great dancer- his movements are clean and flowing.
  • After awhile of you not getting it he might get impatient, causing Hothead to storm off. Once he cools down he tries again.
  • Random will do all the silly dances with you, like the chicken dance and the hustle. It doesn’t matter to him how bad you are- as long as you’re having fun! Plus he thinks it’s hilarious how silly and awkward you look.


Minimus Ambus

  • Minimus will dance with you in his irreducible form. 
  • At first he’s nervous you’re touching him, holding him, you’re so soft wow so cute. 
  • Once he goes into teacher mode the nerves melt away. He gets carried away and focuses too much on tiny details (no, shoulders back) and you have to remind him that it’s for fun, silly. He blushes and stutters an apology.
  • Even if you don’t pick up the moves, he loves to just hold you and sway to the music. You lay your head on his chest and listen to his sparkbeat. It’s nice.


  • He’ll either have to dance with you in his mass-displaced form or using his holomatter avatar.
  • He once had a deep love for the arts- poetry, music, theatre, dancing… It’s still there, buried down deep. When you ask him to dance some of that love resurfaces. 
  • The dances he teaches you are simplified versions of ancient Cybertronian slow-dances. They’re… still pretty complicated. Megatron executes each move perfectly. 
  • He’s so very gentle as he leads you, and gazes into your eyes the whole time. Even when you step on his feet he just lifts you to stand on them and keeps dancing. 

ok BUT imagine this for the very end of the series finale:
winston and aly’s wedding reception. ferguson is winston’s best man (obviously) but because he can’t read his best man speech, jess does the honours (just as she did when he proposed). it’s heart-warming and we all sob. next. an adorable ness/schmece/waly photobooth scene. next. winston and aly have their first dance. while they’re dancing, nick and jess talk about how they were the only two left. jess says, “the only two left in the loft?” and nick says, “the only two who aren’t married” foreshadowing a proposal/marriage (although i’m not sure if i want to see a big proposal from nick or not, i kind of just want everything to be chill and happy and easy). next. winston and aly finish their dance and winston calls on jess to come up to the dance floor. he tells her to please do her iconic chicken dance and of course she agrees. but before she starts walking up, she holds out her hand to invite nick to come with her. he laughs but he doesn’t hesitate and grabs her hand. a groovy kind of love starts playing. nick calls on schmidt to join them and then it’s just the main four doing the ridiculous dance in slow motion. as they zoom out, we see cece and aly eventually joining in. everyone is happy. there is no such thing as pain. the end

anonymous asked:

regina try's to learn a dance to a slow song and gets nervous because she wants emma to be proud of her. but emma finds regina throwing negative comments at herself (you can continue at this point)

Thanks for the prompt :) 

Emma smiles as she hears music echoing through the house. Normally music means she’ll find Regina in the kitchen humming along as she bakes or dancing like nobody’s watching. Music normally leads her to a happy Regina. 

Today however her smile drops into a frown as she hears her girlfriend shout, “You clumsy idiot!” 

Emma raises a brow in confusion as she pushes the door to the lounge open to see Regina huffing in frustration and cursing under her breath. “Everything okay in here?” 

Regina jumps in shock, quickly pausing the CD player, as she insists, “Everything’s fine.” 

“So who’s a clumsy idiot then?” Emma asks moving over to the brunette. 

Regina sighs averting her gaze as she admits, “I am.” 


“I’m trying to slow dance…and I want it to be perfect…I want it to be perfect for you…but I keep messing it up.”

Emma shakes her head at her as she loops her arms around Regina’s waist and using her magic to start the music off again, “You’re not messing up,” Emma reassures her, “You’re being too hard on yourself…and for the record, you and I could do the chicken dance together and it would still be perfect to me.” 

anonymous asked:

Hamilton is doing the chicken dance in the animatic and I can't unsee it so I'm having violent year 3 flashbacks o h g o d



950208: Happy Birthday Song Prince ♥

whether you are happy or sad or do one of your weird chicken dances, you’re so unbelievably beautiful to me. you’re exremly talented and hardworking which gives me so much motivation to start a day. i’m just so proud of you for being you, Song Yunhyeong who always has a smile on his face and makes the people around him happy (yes even with his weird dances), who cries because he is so thankful for his ikonics or feels sorry for his members. the boy who trained day and night along with his members to achieve this one dream that he had. I’m just proud. proud and thankful for knowing someone like you. thank you for making us happy with that smile of yours. ♥

Horror movies in Amity Park weren’t the same as they used to be.

Originally they were no different to the horror movies in any old town, most of them sucked, but were still fun for a cheap scare, some of them were genuinely terrifying and had even the toughest of the tough clutching their friend’s hand on the way home, and others were just a gory, badly acted adventure that you’d go see with a bunch of friends on Halloween for a bit of a laugh.

But after you’ve just spent the past hour hiding under the gum smeared underbelly of a Nasty Burger booth table holding your breath and knowing that the hand of a monster could drag you out straight through the metal surface at any given moment… an axe-toting guy in a mask jumping out onto the screen just didn’t have the bite it once did.

People used to see horror movies to add a bit of spice to their average everyday lives, they were fun because they were something unimaginable, something that could never happen to you. It was all just a work of fiction to get your heart pumping and adrenaline surging, there weren’t really monsters that could drag you out of bed in the night, there was nothing to really be frightened of.

But in Amity Park there was.

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anonymous asked:

Um excuse me, I have small black cube sitting in the living room- well, it flew through a window and landed in the in living room- that is continuingly playing the chicken dance song. What should I do?

It is probably going to give you a heart attack. -Roth

new girl sentence starters

feel free to change any pronouns or alter the quotes to suit your muse’s dialogue.

  • “Okay, first of all, let’s take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them.”
  • “So when I do the chicken dance, I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It’s more realistic.”
  • “Believe it or not, that’s not the first time someone’s broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.” 
  • “Yeah, I mean he seemed like a really nice…European DJ with a face tattoo.”
  • “’Eye of the Tiger’ ended the cold war.”
  • “That’s not even a little bit true.”
  • “Damn it! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere.” 
  • “Any time a man wants to show a woman how to do something from behind it’s just because he wants an excuse to get real close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie.”
  • “It’s a horrible neighborhood. There are YOUTHS everywhere.” 
  • “I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.”
  • “Pine has no place in this loft! It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses!” 
  • “I want to kill you, because I respect you.”
  • “Put on some pants or at least some really high socks.”
  • “You like me? You like my personality?” 
  • “Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.”
  • “Oh so that was you? I thought it was a couple bums fighting.”
  • “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?” 
  • [ sarcastically ] “No part of this conversation is making me want to boil over with rage.”
  • “You care about burritos more than my children?”
  • “I don’t celebrate Christmas, okay? Or as I like to call it,White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night.”
  • “______ said you make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them clickety-clacks or centaur boots.”
  • “I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!”
  • “Where are your nipples, man?”
  • “I wish I knew what was going on in his head. He’s like a…grumpy mystery.”
  • “There are plenty of things to be down about: The deficit, air pollution in China, The Hobbit wasn’t very good…”
  • “I didn’t really know your dad, except for that one hour when I committed fraud with him.”
  • “Burn them! Burn them all!”
  • “I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out _________’s phone number just by randomly choosing numbers.”
  • “We used to have a school goat named Melvin. He hung himself, tragically, on the swing set.”
  • “When you’ve had sexual congress with someone and you’ve peered into their soul at the exact moment of fulfillment–”
  • “No no, let’s hear him out.” 
  • “I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
  • “After we saw the movie “Titanic,” he started the Billy Zane Fan Club.”
  • “My boyfriend doesn’t believe in banks.”
  • “I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, “Put on pants.””
  • “She’s on a flip phone. I mean, she’s either poor or a time traveler.”
  • “Guys, we’ve gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!”
  • “Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?”
  • “I’m gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, ‘Ew, why did you say moist? I hate that word.’ And then I’m gonna be like, ‘Taste the cake.’ And they’re gonna be like, ‘Damn, it’s moist!’”
  • “I never thought I’d say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.”
  • “There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson — I lost a bet.”
  • “____ calls birds “wind-mice.” He says “yahtzee” when he climaxes. He calls turtles “shell-beavers.””
  • “I’m not ready. That’s like taking a musical from rehearsal straight to Broadway. You gotta workshop it first!”
  • “If you are for one second suggesting that I don’t know how to open a musical, how dare you!”
  • “Sponges make me feel exhilarated.”
  • “I’m as mad as a dad in traffic!”
  • “I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.” 
  • “Be gay. Be gay. Be gay.”
  • “I’m going to name the baby “Baby” because it’s funny.”
  • “I’ll take the strongest drink you have, and also a wine spritzer on the side in case I don’t like it.”
  • “You know how he gets, he turns into a cartoon elephant of yesteryear who just saw a mouse.”
  • “Look! It’s a baby bird! Oh, it’s a dead baby bird. I need to move on before I get emotional.”
  • “You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. Science.”
  • “If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?”
  • “OK, yes, she’s a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.”
  • “I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.”
  • “Yeah, I’d trust Beyoncé with my life.”
  • “Of course we make decisions. How do you think I’m wearing clothes right now?”