and do the chicken dance

At my work, we have a certain regular who comes in at least once a day, often more.
I think his name is Steve. Whether that’s true or not, we’ll call him Steve.

Steve likes to
Quack at employees and customers
(Yes, literally Quack. Duck noises.)
Do the chicken dance
“Boogies” while we make announcements
Call every employee gorgeous, and beautiful, often /while/ quacking at us.

Or playing peekaboo. Like we’re infants.
Infantalizing us while sexualizing us.

“Give me a discount cause your beautiful”
“It’s gorgeous and beautiful and handsome!”
“My favorite beautiful ladies”

He makes customers uncomfortable as fuck too. One time he commented on a little girl who was trying on a wedding dress around Halloween.

I can’t even begin.
I think he’s harmless, but he’s weird as fuck, and we often run when we see him and his friend come in, and when I see him at other stores in the area, or on the bus, I hide.

here’s a cleaned up panel from a comic i may or may not finish. the basic idea is that Steven is still really insistent on getting to see a giant woman, even singing songs about it and generally being annoying to the point where

Jasper: Lapis, do something.
Lapis: Okay, but I get full artistic freedom.
Jasper: NO CHICKEN DANCE.
Lapis: Well, you’re no fun.

then Steven finally gets to see Malachite (sorta), Jasper gets some peace and quiet, and no coastlines get destroyed.

new girl sentence starters

feel free to change any pronouns or alter the quotes to suit your muse’s dialogue.

  • “Okay, first of all, let’s take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them.”
  • “So when I do the chicken dance, I do it a little differently. Instead of doing claps, I like to do a peck. It’s more realistic.”
  • “Believe it or not, that’s not the first time someone’s broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.” 
  • “Yeah, I mean he seemed like a really nice…European DJ with a face tattoo.”
  • “’Eye of the Tiger’ ended the cold war.”
  • “That’s not even a little bit true.”
  • “Damn it! I can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere.” 
  • “Any time a man wants to show a woman how to do something from behind it’s just because he wants an excuse to get real close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie.”
  • “It’s a horrible neighborhood. There are YOUTHS everywhere.” 
  • “I’m like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.”
  • “Pine has no place in this loft! It’s the wood of poor people and outhouses!” 
  • “I want to kill you, because I respect you.”
  • “Put on some pants or at least some really high socks.”
  • “You like me? You like my personality?” 
  • “Old people freak me out. With their hands and their legs. They’re like the people version of pleated pants.”
  • “Oh so that was you? I thought it was a couple bums fighting.”
  • “I don’t want to kiss and tell, but I ruined my dresser during intercourse. Will you go to Ikea with me?” 
  • [ sarcastically ] “No part of this conversation is making me want to boil over with rage.”
  • “You care about burritos more than my children?”
  • “I don’t celebrate Christmas, okay? Or as I like to call it,White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night.”
  • “______ said you make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them clickety-clacks or centaur boots.”
  • “I just wanted to listen to Taylor Swift alone!”
  • “Where are your nipples, man?”
  • “I wish I knew what was going on in his head. He’s like a…grumpy mystery.”
  • “There are plenty of things to be down about: The deficit, air pollution in China, The Hobbit wasn’t very good…”
  • “I didn’t really know your dad, except for that one hour when I committed fraud with him.”
  • “Burn them! Burn them all!”
  • “I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out _________’s phone number just by randomly choosing numbers.”
  • “We used to have a school goat named Melvin. He hung himself, tragically, on the swing set.”
  • “When you’ve had sexual congress with someone and you’ve peered into their soul at the exact moment of fulfillment–”
  • “No no, let’s hear him out.” 
  • “I’m not convinced I know how to read, I’ve just memorized a lot of words.”
  • “After we saw the movie “Titanic,” he started the Billy Zane Fan Club.”
  • “My boyfriend doesn’t believe in banks.”
  • “I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, “Put on pants.””
  • “She’s on a flip phone. I mean, she’s either poor or a time traveler.”
  • “Guys, we’ve gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!”
  • “Do not challenge me to a sex stand-off. I can channel all of my sexual energy into knitting. How do you think I made it through high school?”
  • “I’m gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, ‘Ew, why did you say moist? I hate that word.’ And then I’m gonna be like, ‘Taste the cake.’ And they’re gonna be like, ‘Damn, it’s moist!’”
  • “I never thought I’d say this, but I need to be alone with Prince.”
  • “There is something serious I have to tell you about the future. The name of my first-born child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson — I lost a bet.”
  • “____ calls birds “wind-mice.” He says “yahtzee” when he climaxes. He calls turtles “shell-beavers.””
  • “I’m not ready. That’s like taking a musical from rehearsal straight to Broadway. You gotta workshop it first!”
  • “If you are for one second suggesting that I don’t know how to open a musical, how dare you!”
  • “Sponges make me feel exhilarated.”
  • “I’m as mad as a dad in traffic!”
  • “I once tried on my girl cousin’s wool tights and I didn’t hate how it felt.” 
  • “Be gay. Be gay. Be gay.”
  • “I’m going to name the baby “Baby” because it’s funny.”
  • “I’ll take the strongest drink you have, and also a wine spritzer on the side in case I don’t like it.”
  • “You know how he gets, he turns into a cartoon elephant of yesteryear who just saw a mouse.”
  • “Look! It’s a baby bird! Oh, it’s a dead baby bird. I need to move on before I get emotional.”
  • “You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol. Science.”
  • “If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?”
  • “OK, yes, she’s a hot slob. Ever since she got boobs people stopped making her do stuff.”
  • “I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.”
  • “Yeah, I’d trust Beyoncé with my life.”
  • “Of course we make decisions. How do you think I’m wearing clothes right now?”
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950208: Happy Birthday Song Prince ♥

whether you are happy or sad or do one of your weird chicken dances, you’re so unbelievably beautiful to me. you’re exremly talented and hardworking which gives me so much motivation to start a day. i’m just so proud of you for being you, Song Yunhyeong who always has a smile on his face and makes the people around him happy (yes even with his weird dances), who cries because he is so thankful for his ikonics or feels sorry for his members. the boy who trained day and night along with his members to achieve this one dream that he had. I’m just proud. proud and thankful for knowing someone like you. thank you for making us happy with that smile of yours. ♥

hello, i just want to let all you fine people know that the rules from season three still stand

this will NOT BE a spoiler free blog after tomorrow

i WILL use footage from the special just as soon as i can get my hook stuck in it

so happy new year, happy watching, i love you all marta, please let someone in the special do a chicken dance, and if you need to take another hand to make that happen, let it be gob’s

People start waking up with superpowers, but they are mostly useless. For example, the power to be immune to every third bullet, or the power to force people to do the chicken dance whenever the song is played. However, one of these people discover a way to turn their useless ability into a powerful weapon. How do they do it, and how do they use their powers now?

RFA Members when their child gets married

Yoosung
- Full out sobbing
- MC brings tons of tissues
- He tells his grown up baby how amazing they look
- Super proud dad
- He did try and threaten his kid’s partner
- To always be good to his child
- Okay he does look cute
- But mess with his child and damn
- His eye was damaged once protecting his family
- He’s still going to defend his loved ones
- His speech is mostly sniffling
- MC watches as Yoosung and their child dance
- MC takes tons of pictures
- They all get framed
- Seven is doing the chicken dance
- Yoosung is upset when his baby moves out
- He spends a week looking at their baby photos
- “Look MC, the picture of them in the pool.”
- Okay MC is pretty upset too
- But she knows their baby has to grow up
- They visit their child’s house every week for dinner

Zen
- His baby is getting married😭
- He’s happy for them but
- How did they grow up so fast
- He’s holding his favorite picture of him and his baby
- Zen gives them advice, especially if they are marrying a man
- “Men are wolves.”
- He will help with the wedding
- He is the entertainment
- MC and Zen are crying
- Zen takes pictures of his own
- Seven is doing the chicken dance
- Jumin tried to buy them a house
- But nope, Zen’s kid is just like him
- Jaehee gives them advice and lots of presents
- She did babysit them a lot
- Yoosung is taking free food
- That will never change
- Zen and MC visit their child frequently
- “They are sleeping in the same bed?!”
- Zen, they are married
- Calm down

Jaehee
- She did some digging
- Just to make sure her child was with a good person
- She gives them a lot of money
- She wants them to live happily without worrying about money
- Wedding present is a signed copy of Zen’s CD and poster
- Jaehee is amazing at planning
- So of course she helped out
- She has been to a lot of weddings
- This one has to be her favourite (other than hers)
- Proud mum
- Of course she warns her child’s partner
- Not to hurt her baby
- She knows judo
- Think about that
- No matter who her baby loves, it doesn’t matter
- Love is love
- Seven is doing the chicken dance
- She spends more time looking over baby photos
- Cries together with MC


Jumin
- It is the biggest, best wedding you’ve ever seen
- Jumin has spared no expense
- The cake has 9 tiers
- Made by one of the world’s best bakers
- Every guest has their own room to stay in
- His child’s outfit is perfect
- Really expensive too
- He buys them a house, a holiday house and a cat
- He’s not doing business today
- His child’s wedding is for them only
- He does kind of dislike his new son/daughter in law
- Nobody is good enough for his child though
- Always going to be his little baby he dedicated his life to
- During his speech his voice wobbles a little
- He doesn’t want his baby to leave him
- (Maybe he should lock them in)
- “No Jumin we aren’t doing that”
- Tells MC how this reminds him of their wedding
- Seven is doing the chicken dance
- He gets told off by Jumin
- MC finds it funny
- “See, MC is laughing!”
- Jumin sighs loudly
- Poor Jaehee is overworked because she had to help out
- Zen wants to be the entertainment but nope
- Yoosung is astounded by the fancy food
- There’s never enough of it though
- Jumin cries after getting home

Seven/707
- OMG his baby is getting married
- At least he still has the other twin lolol
- But actually he is really sad about it
- And happy for them
- His suggestion on the meal
- Honey Buddha Chips and PhD Pepper
- It was actually thought about
- This is Seven’s kid after all
- He is ordained already
- Under his robes he is wearing a suit
- He strips them off as soon as he is done
- Taadaaa!
- His suggestions for his kid’s outfit
- Was apparently ‘too over the top’
- Constantly tells his children about his and MC’s space station wedding
- “Not sure you can beat that lol”
- Requests that the theme is memes
- Denied
- He tests his future son/daughter in law
- They clearly don’t know Arabic
- Kids these days
- Two hour test on past and present memes
- After getting the difference between longcat and nyan cat wrong,
- He declared them unfit
- MC convinces him otherwise
- Though seriously? They are completely different
- Seven is amazed at the space themed wedding
- His baby loves space just like he does
- He secretly hacks into his kid’s partner’s laptop
- “Agent 707 will not forgive you if you hurt his child.”
- Seriously he knows how to ‘open a can of whoopass’ as he says
- Saeran too
- Who would want to cross the great 707 and Unknown?
- He buys his baby a baby
- As in a car
- Also a fire breathing robot dog lolol
- SEVEN DOES THE CHICKEN DANCE


………..😊