and dinosaur toys!!

something no one brings up or cares about from the 90s is goo. green goo. it was everywhere. nickelodeon. that literal sentient green goo movie. in like dinosaur movie toys (youd hatch a dinosaur and thered be green goo in the egg). just random toys that were green goo themed. food was fucking green goo themed (and probably poisonous). like it was just a thing. no one questioned it. it was always green. the toys weren’t fun cause it attracted dirt and hair. yet it was EVERYWHERE. why does no one ever bring up that bizarre trend. goo. just goo.


etsyfindoftheday | gifts for a valentine: plant lovers | 2.7.17

dino planters by twotreesbotanicals

i love me some classic jurassic park, and stegosaurs are my fave … but all of these painted dinosaur planters are on my gift list!! their cute faces look so happy! i want all four.

Phil’s Livestream // 1.26.17

He’s wearing his blue California hoodie

Lots of hi’s so at least one would work for YouTube

He’s quite hungry 

Snack discussion

“Squishy rice is not where it’s at”


We all listened to the mating call of a kangaroo I love education

Tb to the kangaroo that tried to punch Dan in the face

He had more of the green watermelon powder so his tongue is still green

He the La La Land soundtrack was stuck in his head all night

He had to put socks on in the night because he was so cold


Dab the toddler is possibly the cutest of all time

“I would still love my baby if it looked like a mountain goat. I kind of look like a mountain goat and my mum took care of me well.”

Wtf is the dinosaur toy please help

Mangos would not be in a Phil’s Fruit Favorites video soz

“I’ll rub myself in a mango before I eat a mango”

His sock choices today are pugs and sharks

Don’t trust horses man

“You can all spiritually be Dab’s godmother and godfather and godfriend”

Drill man is now buzz saw man and he’s ruining their lives 

The Biggest Smile He Could Muster

They’re going up north for birthday and he doesn’t really know what the plan is but he really wants a red velvet cake

They’ve been chatting with Martyn about pastel-y merch not there yet but check it out anyway

Dan completely smashed a glass filled with ribena in the kitchen at about 2am it was a mess

He cut his hand but not his foot thankfully he jumped to safety #pray4dan

His favorite song from La La Land is either the opening song or City of Stars

“Don’t blame me. That was a certain Mr. Howell” in regards to Dil’s outfit

His favorite song from Absolution is probably Sing for Absolution 

“This is why I shouldn’t have children or animals” after dropping something

He’s hatching the emu egg he got in the Australian ditl

“Send some birthing vibes please”

He’s not doing a livestream from the whole emu hatching mainly because at some point he’d have to pee

He got a new houseplant that should yield some nice blue flowers which was named Lawrence


They’ve been doing lots of filming lately

He’s filming a new AmazingPhil video tomorrow

Their latest sims video is one of his favorites

He loved The OA

He’s also loving Steven Universe

“I’ve been having good vibes recently. It’s been good.”

He doesn’t like pineapple on pizza #unstanned (but maybe he’ll try it again)

When they went to San Francisco they couldn’t find the sea lions so he had to ask something 

Teacher chat

“I am a stupid head” in German 

He really liked art and geography classes 

He always had to play goal when they played football at school it was awful

He wouldn’t clone himself one Phil is enough and he would probably really annoy himself

“Do you think I would be as annoying as I am to Dan when I eat all of his cereal”

The wife rumor is #real her name is Janice (from the shop) and she’s holding the laptop and she wants a divorce

“Stop laughing at my life’s voice”

“Wait who’s Sabrina”

He named someone’s rock Rocky

They will be attending Vidcon Anaheim 

Lots of exciting things will happen in 2017, but it’ll be chill

Goodbye via plant

“It’s like you’re waiting for a tiger to emerge during a nature show but it never ever will”

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