and did that person film them with a potato or something

(English Subs + Text) Soraru and Mafumafu’s new Cooking Videos

”I tried making Sticky Ramen for my friend”
I’ve subbed Soraru’s latest video on his official channel where he tries to cook a meal for Mafumafu! :O If the English subs don’t pop up immediately, click the gear icon and enable them~

Below the “read more” is the full transcript for Mafumafu’s video!
Watch Mafumafu’s video here.
I can’t subtitle it because his channel doesn’t have community contributions enabled, sorry! ;_; But feel free to share the link to this post if you see people wanting to know what’s happening in the video!
This goes line by line and might be a bit hard to understand without the video side by side, so feel free to ask if you have any questions~ I hope you enjoy both videos! :)
(Please do not use these translations to upload a subbed version of either video to Youtube or anywhere else)

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Sons of Lawrence #13

Summary:  Sons of Anarchy meets Supernatural. In this AU, the Winchesters run the most notorious biker gang in Lawrence. They traffic illegal drugs, weapons, and anything else that makes them money and keeps them on top.
Characters in this chapter: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, John Winchester, Mary Winchester, Ruby, Jo Harvelle, Elen Harvelle, Bobby Singer, Meg Masters, James Novak. 
Pairing: Dean Winchester x Female Reader

Word Count: 2,861
Warnings: Angst, language, medical jargon
Author’s Note: This series isn’t going to be light and fluffy. It will include explicit language, explicit sexual content, casual use of illegal drugs, explicit canon typical violence.
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“This isn’t a fairy tale, Mr. Winchester,” Doctor Novak stated matter-of-factly. “Y/N suffered extensive internal damage. I can’t tell you long it will take because I don’t know how long it will take.”

Standing next to Dean’s hospital bed, John had his arms crossed and a scowl on his brow. “I don’t expect immediate results, doc. But there’s gotta be something that can be done.”

James Novak crossed the room and turned on the lights of the x-ray panels on the wall. He opened a large manilla folder and pressed the film up until it got stuck. He ran a finger along the outline of Y/N’s skull. “When Y/N got thrown from the bike, she hit her head. Now, the helmet saved her life, but it also did some damage,” he cleared his throat before continuing. “Along with a severe concussion, the impact resulted in a hematoma. In layman’s terms, clotting of blood outside the blood vessels.”

Mary, who was holding her son’s hand, asked, “Is it serious?”

Doctor Novak nodded. “It can be very serious if a hematoma occurs inside the brain. Unfortunately, that is what occurred. The clotting can cause pressure to build inside the skull, which is a factor into why she lost consciousness. Hopefully that won’t last too long. We went in and drained what we could.”

“What else?” Dean rasped, his throat raw from having a breathing tube removed earlier that morning.

Another piece of film was slapped up. “There was a lot of scar tissue from what had been repaired 3 years ago. This time, she was stabbed more than once. Add in the internal damage from the accident and the loss of blood, Y/N is looking at a rough recovery.”

There was a collective heavy sigh between the Winchesters as Dean pushed his head into the mountain of thin pillows.

“Thank you,” John murmured and held out his hand for the doctor.

James’ lips pressed into a thin line as he shook John’s hand. “Y/N was on a lot of my cases over the past year; she’s an amazing person. I promise that I’ll do everything in my power not to lose her.”

He went to leave the room, but stopped suddenly and rummaged in a pocket of his crisp, tan jacket. “I almost forgot,” he whispered.

Mary held out her hand when James approached and extended a fist. The ring she had given Y/N the other day fell softly into her palm. She choked on a sob and almost crumbled under the weight of John’s hand on her shoulder.

“You’ll get that back to her, Mare,” John promised, his own voice tremulous with emotion.

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‘cause when you walked into the room just then

theatre au collab with @alrightpotter. here’s her part.

a/n: lucie, my love!!! happy birthday!!! i’d want to know you if you reached peak gay or became buffy summers dog or could only eat car tires. i love you badly. id probably give up weetbix for you. have the best day in the world.


Godric’s Post                                                                              8th February 2009

Film: The Wind In the Whomping Willows
Director: Bathilda Bagshot
Plot Summary: 4 friends go for a picnic. Boredom ensues.

I’ve never liked Bathilda Bagshot, and yes this may have been because of an incident at one of my parents’ house parties where she literally hissed at me when I reached for another baked potato, but the point still stands. She continues rely on prolonged dialogue scenes that don’t move the plot along and stretch to the point of absurdity, until the viewer is begging for a change in scene, shot, anything, only to presented with (unbelievably) yet more boredom.  

So put aside whatever resentment you’re harbouring that I just name dropped Bathilda Bagshot and that she used to come to my house, and wallow in how wasted my Friday night was watching this garbage. My personal highlight was the closing credits, because it meant I could at last be free from this endless hell of four people sitting in a wood, talking about sandwiches and grass for two hours straight.

Naturally I imagine some people enjoyed the film, (Bagshot does know her way around a camera, I’ll give her that, the cinematography was flawless.) however dear, cherished, hopefully-subscribed-and-not-reading-this-on-the-free-trial-reader, I must ask: who doesn’t like a little during movie commentary? Before Friday I would have said no one, but after Friday I would have to say no one, with the exception of uptight, haughty gingers.

Rather like Penelope Clearwater’s unfortunate character in The Wind in the Whomping Boredom, I too found myself being falsely accused of a crime I did not commit. In Clearwater’s case (she shines in the film, despite Bagshot’s insistence she be holding a mirror in every scene) it was of stealing the picnic sandwiches. Mine was the slightly more serious charge of ‘injuring’ a fellow reviewer.

I want it stated for the record that no such injury occurred, and that as far as I am aware popcorn is rarely classified as an assault weapon, but I am willing to hear argument on the matter. However I could be wrong because the reviewer in question seemed to genuinely enjoy the Wind In the Whomping Waste of Time, so maybe it wasn’t her eye that should be examined, but her brain.

In summary: this film has done the impossible and been even more tedious than Bagshot’s last effort, A History of the Snake Inside Me, which I didn’t think possible. My nine-year-old criticisms rarely stand up to scrutiny but I think my judgement of Ms Bagshot being The Worst has proven correct. Furthermore, I want it noted for no particular reason at all that if at any point I am contacted by a lawyer about paying medical bills for a non-existent injury, I will do something else ‘ridiculous’ and ‘childlike’ like toilet papering a Certain Reviwers house or broadcasting my witty and hilarious movie commentary over a loudspeaker during each and every film I will ever attend from this point on.

(the editor Remus J. Lupin wishes to clarify for legal reasons that comments above are aimed at no particular individual, all wishes views presented are the writer and the writers views alone, and to please not sue the paper)


Godric’s Post                                                                                  3rd March 2009

Film: 101 Fantastic Beasts
Director: Newt Scamander
Plot Summary: CGI animals have a good time. Audience have a good time.

Scamander has always had a talent for animation, even his questionable films like Beasts Which Are Fantastic If Only We Knew Where To Find Them (nonsensical, long-winded title) and The Porpentina Goldstein Story (thought it was going to be about hedgehogs. It was not.) should be seen purely for their onscreen beauty alone.

Thankfully, 101 Fantastic Beats wasn’t a repeat of the Hedgehog Incident but rather exactly what it says on the tin, 101 Fantastic Beasts romping around the city and having a jolly good time, until one of them dies and the entire world becomes a bleak hell-scape that you are desperate to escape because you can’t stop crying.

Unfortunately my screening experience of this charming film was somewhat hindered by the near constant stream of insults and accusations of ‘eye assault’ from a Certain Reviewer which culminated in said reviewer tipping popcorn that Was Not Hers across The Innocent Victims Lap.

The reviewers in question needn’t have ever spoken again but because a Certain Reviewer had slandered another Wholly Blameless Reviewer in her paper, which the Wholly Blameless Reviewer’s Mother reads, some things had to be sorted out. And those things were trying to get the Certain Reviewer to print a retraction so the Wholly Blameless Reviewers Mother would stop bloody going on about it.  

On top of this Wholly Blameless was mocked mercilessly for showing emotion during what ranks as one of the most heart-breaking scenes of all time, next to such movie moments as the ending of Dead Poets Society and the shooting of Bambi’s mother in Bambi. Obviously a Certain Reviewer needs to borrow a heart so she doesn’t have to poke fun at others for having what she does not: feelings. Wholly Blameless would be happy to lend her some of his, as he’s just good like that and not at all the ‘slice of expired a*shole’ he’d previously been accused of being.

101 Beasts has heart (unlike Certain Reviewer’s) and is appropriate for the whole family excluding twelve year olds, because obviously they’re terrible and you’d never want to take them anywhere anyway, so it’s a win-win.

(The editor wishes to clarify that the writers list of saddest movie moments is flawed because it has left off the Jack death scene from Titanic because the writer thinks ‘Cameron clearly emotionally manipulated the audience’ and ‘there was plenty of room for both of them on that door’ because the writer is an imbecile. The editor cannot believe he is the film critic.)


Godric’s Post                                                                                  11th April 2009

Film: The Cupboard Under The Stairs
Director: Gilderoy Lockhart
Summary: You really don’t want to know.

Gilderoy Lockhart has won two Oscars, and yet every time I watch one of his films I have to forcefully remind myself that it wasn’t shot by a nine-year old with a camcorder who uses their dog as a sound assistant. The dullness of the film will stun and bewilder all who see it, as it defies reason why such a thing should be made.

True Hairy Chins Shouldn’t Be Seen By The Public was wildly funny (despite meaning to be a serious documentary), but aside from that I can’t think of a Lockhart film I’ve ever enjoyed aside from classics like Gadding With Ghouls and Travels With Trolls which hardly look like Lockhart films at all, despite him having directed them.

Cupboard Under The Stairs is so mind-blowing ridiculous, from the wooden dialogue to the extended shots of director and star Lockhart doing mind-numbingly boring tasks while smiling garishly, that when I found myself sitting next to a Certain Reviewer I didn’t even bother to move but rather stayed if only to have something to do. A slight physical fight broke out, and by fight I mean a Certain Reviewer hit me for a comment I made about the twenty second long director credit, so obviously I pinched her, and then before I knew what was happening we had been thrown out.

I don’t want you to think, dear reader who has clicked on this review and therefore pays my rent, that I might have acted unprofessionally by getting thrown out a movie twenty minutes in. I want to clarify: I absolutely acted unprofessionally. There is no ‘might’ about it. But my point still stands: the film was garbage, and that fact that I could tell this from only the first twenty minutes is further evidence of its garbagery.

Now I know at this point you’re all clambering to hear more about the two hours I spent alone with a Certain Reviewer, as for some bizarre reason, you’re all incredibly interested in our relationship built off pure loathing and irritation. Well, prepare yourselves readers, because a Certain Reviewer’s favorite filmmaker is not only Wes Anderson (!! There should be a limit to the amount of pastel on a screen at one point). But she also hasn’t read the best novel of all time, The Great Gatsby, and then told me that that ‘wasn’t that weird’ and asked me to ‘close my mouth’ because ‘its been two minutes’ and its ‘getting weird’.

However she did earn points back by liking Star Wars (if she hadn’t, I may have committed a crime worse than Cupboard Under the Stairs’ acting) and she also noted that Leonardo DiCaprio in Romeo + Juliet was her sexual awakening, and I to felt a deep attraction to DiCaprio and still do despite his insistence on growing a beard every few years. She laughed at this, but I think it was a laugh of agreement, so therefore it wasn’t bad.

Cupboard Under the Stairs was one of the worst atrocities committed to film, but a Certain Reviewer agreed that Han shooting first was an important part of his character, so all is not wrong with the world.


Text from James Potter to Sirius Black: do u think i look like leonardo dicaprio

Sirius Black: no

Sirius Black: is this bc evans said she liked him

James Potter: absolutely not


Text from James Potter to Remus Lupin: do i look like leo dicaprio

Remus Lupin: firstly, dont call him leo

Remus Lupin: and secondly, obvsly not

Remus Lupin: no two people have ever looked more different

James Potter: fuck u


Text from James Potter to Peter Pettigrew: do i look like leo dicaprio

Peter Pettigrew: no u look like u have a thing for evans

Peter Pettigrew: sirius told me to say that

Peter Pettigrew: whos evans

James Potter: do u not even read my fuckin column pete

Peter Pettigrew: it costs four pounds a week to subscribe to ur shitty paper i don’t have that kind of money


Godric’s Post                                                                                     3rd May 2009

RED CARPET WATCH

The Godric’s own Sirius Black, gossip columnist extraordinaire, was sent to the Red Carpet premiere of A Streetcar Named the Knightbus and reported back to us on all the hot gossip and glamour of the night.

In what may have been my favorite red-carpet to date, not in the least because Rita Skeeter was thrown out for badgering guests only ten minutes in, but because the greatest thing in the world happened. It was so great in fact, that I managed to look past the colossal injustice of me not being invited to walk the carpet myself, which was clearly a mistake (the editor Remus J Lupin would like to clarify it was not) and have a roaring good night.

May I just clarify that by roaring good night I mean I got absolutely plastered (The editor wishes to state that The Godric does not promote drinking) so the night comes back to me in bits, and from what I can remember everyone looked great. I can’t remember what the film was about, or even if they let me in (editor: they did not.) but even if it wasn’t I’m sure the film was good too. (editor: it was average)

But as I mentioned above, the best thing in the world happened, and that was that The Godric’s very own film critic James Potter got to walk the red carpet. He will tell you this is because his insightful and poignant columns are finally getting the attention they deserve. Any sane person would then loudly talk over him and say the real reason is because he’s become rapidly more popular with the introduction of a Miss Lily Evans, also a film critic, into his weekly reviews. Or, as James calls her, A Certain Reviewer. (editor: for legal reasons the editor must assert that A Certain Reviewer could be any individual and to please not sue the paper for defamation.)

Turns out Miss Evans had a popularity boost as well, because she was also on the red carpet, looking ravishing in a backless teal ballgown, and honestly, readers, it was a sight to see Evans in that dress. Potter obviously thought so to, as he spent the entire night staring. And not subtle staring. Obvious, in-awe, I-can’t-believe-a-person-can-look this-good, staring.

Now, once I’d gotten over the fact that not once in our ten-year friendship had James ever given me that look, I was absolutely thrilled. I had a thirty pound bet going that they’d be together by May and I’d just won, if that look was any indication. (the editor: it was twenty pounds.)

Furthermore, Evans and Potter spent the entire night talking, not even noticing how the cameras had utterly latched on to them despite having no idea who they were, purely based on the looks they were giving each other. It was a sight to behold, seeing two utterly oblivious people in formalwear hold a conversation probably about the merits of dressing gowns (they talk about weird stuff like that) while what felt like the entire world took photos.

Now I’m aware I’m meant to be discussing the gossip and glamour from the whole night and not just two D-list celebrities who happen to both be my friends. But consider this: I do not care. These photos are modern art. Both so clearly have a crush on each other it’s embarrassing. Even Moony would have to agree (the editor: I do.). Anyway, in summary of the night: I bet everyone reading this that they’ll be screwing in a month. Mark my words.

[image: a man in a suit and a woman in a dress, against a while backdrop with A Street Car Named the Knightbus film logo printed across it. Her head is turned towards him, laughing, holding a delicate purse. He is looking at her, mouth parted, like she is the first girl he has ever seen. Something to be looked at just to make sure she didn’t disappear, blown by the wind, like in a dream. A dream girl- except not. A real girl, in a real dress, in a real place. He can’t quite believe it. A hundred camera flashes go in the background.]


Text from Sirius Black to James Potter: so whens the wedding

James Potter: i fuckin hate u


Sirius Black renamed the group james’ got the hots for evans

James Potter: this is cyber bullying

James Potter: im calling netsafe

Remus Lupin renamed the group netsafe cant help the fact that ur in love with evans

James Potter renamed the group stop now

Sirius Black renamed the group not a chance mate


Sirius Black created the Facebook Page Lily Evans and James Potter should get it on

This page received 17,798 likes.


Text from Lily Evans to Sirius Black: im going to fucking maim u. take it down.

Sirius Black: sent a link

Lily Evans: if that’s a link to the fucking page i will cut your balls off

Sirius Black: its not

Sirius Black: on an unrelated note do not click on that link it is a virus I just remembered


Remus Lupin created the Facebook Page Lily Evans and James Potter should get it on part two because lily made us delete the last one

This page received: 21,104 likes.


(don’t forget to check out ellie’s part here)

Parsnips and Papers

The moment Thomas walked into the dorm he could tell something was wrong. There was this weird eerie chill that resonated in every single room. What’s more is that everyone was quiet. Like..really quiet. He noticed Herc and Burr looking into the kitchen. They were close to the wall so whoever was in the room couldn’t see them.



“Whats goin’ on?” Thomas asked.


“It’s Madison. Hes just been chopping things up for the past hour. He wont even talk to us.” Aaron explained quietly.


“He gave us a fucking death glare man.” Herc added, also quiet.


“Well shit..”



Thomas knew that when his Jemmy was angry, upset or stressed he would work on something until he calmed down. That tended to be baking, cooking, homework and papers or cleaning the whole dorm from top to bottom. Looks like this time he chose the cooking route. Thomas could hear the clacking noise of food being prepared on a cutting board. The very sound it made should have been in a horror film. One where the serial killer eats his victims. However this was not a horror film and James was not a serial killer (despite what people say about him). 





“Ill go talk to him.” Thomas said.



“Okay. Its your funeral. Not gonna come when he’s chopping you to bits.” Burr said with a shrug.


“Shut the fuck up Aaron.”




Thomas then did the thing no person should ever do with someone who’s mad and has a knife. He entered the kitchen.




“Hey Jems. Whats up?” he asked, trying to play it cool.




James just stopped chopping a carrot and glanced at Thomas. Thomas immediately felt shivers run down his spine. Even though he’s known James since childhood James’s glares still intimidated him. He leaned against the counter next to James and crossed his arms.


You got this. You got this.’




“You shouldn’t lean on counters like that Thomas.” James said while resuming chopping the poor carrot  into itty bitty pieces.


“Ill get off….eventually. You didn’t answer my question though.”



“I’m fine.”


“You dont seem fine hon.” Thomas said. His voice changed from the usual cocky asshole tone into something softer and more concerned.



James seemed to notice cause he seemed to ease up a bit.



“Its nothing. I guess I’m just being childish.” James said dismissively.


“Its not nothing. I mean something has to have made you upset for you to chop carrots for a straight hour.” Thomas said.


“Not just carrots. There’s onions, parsnips  and potatoes too.”


“That’s not the point hon.”



Now James sighed and put the large knife down.



“You can tell me Jem.” Thomas assured.


“You know that project I was assigned to do with Hamilton and Jay?” James said.



Thomas suddenly felt a small wave of anger pass through him. What did that asshole do to his James this time?


“Yeah I know. Something happen?”


“Yeah. We turned it in and Hamilton once again got all the credit. Heck some of the pages I wrote he took credit for. Whats worse is that Mr. Washington didn’t even acknowledge that I did anything. Just sat there praising Hamilton.”




The pieces of the puzzle began to fit. James had worked extremely hard on that project. Jay had gotten really sick and was put in the hospital, so James and the fucker named  Alex had double the work load on them. James spent many late nights over in Alex’s room working to get that project done. Heck he worked so hard he almost had to join Jay in the hospital.


“That’s not right. Mr. Washington didn’t even say anything to you?” Thomas asked.


“Not a word. No comments on improvements to be made or what I did that was good.”




Thomas got off of the counter and pulled the smaller male into a gentle embrace. He could feel how tired James was and how limp he became against Thomas.


“Im sorry that people are assholes. The world doesn’t deserve such a wonderful person like you James.”


“Thomas..” James complained.


“You’re so smart and amazing and-”


“Thomas please shut up.”


“no one will appreciate you like I do.”


“Thomas I know you’re doing this to embarrass me.”



Thomas grinned and looked down at James. His face was red.


“Did it work?”



James weakly kicked his shin.



“Shut up and hug me.”

The Great Baltimore Bake Off

(Read on AO3 here.)

“You two ready?” Beverly Katz called out across the field. Two hands emerged from behind a large bale of hay and flashed two thumbs ups. “Alright folks, let’s go!” She hefted her camera and motioned to Matthew Brown to move the boom into place.
After a few beats, Brian Zeller and Jimmy Price peeked out from behind the bale. “Welcome to the Great Baltimore Bake Off!” They proclaimed in unison.


The twelve bakers clustered outside of the tent, waiting for their cue to walk in.

“Hannibal, what a surprise.” Frederick Chilton drawled.

“Hello, Frederick.” Hannibal replied cordially.

“Oh, do you two know one another? How fun!” A rotund man inquired, inserting himself into the conversation.

“Fredrick and I attended medical school together.” Hannibal explained shortly.

“Yes. His cooking was quite the rage in our mutual study groups.” Fredrick smiled thinly.


“And what do you have here, Tobias?” Zeller inquired.

“Violin string. I find it makes a versatile garrote… for cutting cakes.”


“Hannibal? I don’t find him that interesting.” Will replied. “I mean, his cake looked beautiful, but it wasn’t very inventive.”

In the background of the shot, Hannibal frowns thoughtfully.


“Oh, Hannibal! What a coincidence! We’re both making a cheesecake!” Franklyn effused. “Great minds think alike and all that!”


“Can you tell us about your biscuits, Will?” Price inquired.

“Ah, yeah.” Will stammered. “They’re actually based on treat that I make my dogs. That’s, uh, how I got into baking…”


“It appears that Will has fallen asleep while watching his bake.”

“Poor thing, he must be doggone tired.” Price quipped.


“So, Hannibal, isn’t it?” Freddie simpered, sliding up alongside Hannibal. “Are you quite sure you haven’t had professional training? You’re so talented! Unlike Will, poor thing, his tart looks quite misshapen.”

“You’re being quite rude, Miss Lounds.”


“You’re putting on a show, Dr. Lecter.” Will stated flatly. “Giving people what they expect to see without exposing any of your true personality. I wonder when you’ll show us an original design.”


“So, Abigail. I hear you’re going off to school next year. Do you know what you’ll be majoring in?” Price asked the youngest contestant.

“Uh, no not yet. To be honest, I’m worried about my Dad letting me go.” She laughed, but it held a slight undercurrent of nervousness.


“I would have guessed you’d be an old fashioned hand-kneading kind of guy.” Bev noted as she filmed Will setting up his mixer.

“Uh, yeah, I used to be.” Will replied. “But I got a rotator cuff injury back when I was a cop.”


“Alright, bakers!” Price clapped, drawing everyone’s attention to the front of the tent. “I know you’re all buzzing with energy after that signature bake. Are you ready for today’s technical challenge? It’s a sticky problem - Russian Honey cake!”

“Fun fact about bees,” Zeller added. “Turns out they can make a hive in almost anything. There was a gruesome case in the paper this week where they found a hive in a corpse! Can you bee-lieve it?”

“It’s a good thing we have this sweet gig. I’d hate to deal with something like that!” Price waggled his eyebrows.


Will was sitting in front of his oven, his vacant gaze fixed on his baking loaf. Sweat beaded on his brow and weighed down his curls.

Hannibal padded over with two cups of coffee from the catering table and crouched down next to Will. “You look like a man in need of a distraction.”


“Why Freddie, what’s going to be in your pie? I don’t see any meat out.” Bella inquired, surveying Freddie’s counter.

“Oh yes. I’m a vegetarian. I’ll be using chickpeas and potatoes for my savory pie filling.”


“Mmm, it smells divine over here Mr. Lecter.” Jack hummed, peering into Hannibal’s mixing bowl. “What are you preparing for your filling?”

“Rabbit.” Hannibal replied.

“Ha, he should have hopped faster.” Jack joked as he inspected the crust resting on Hannibal’s counter. Freddie made a sound of disgust and Hannibal turned to regard her.

“I assure you Miss Lounds, I employ a very ethical butcher.” Hannibal explained.

“Hmph. Tell that to the rabbit.” She shot back, frowning.

“I did.” Hannibal smiled and turned back to his pie.


“You accused me of holding back, of projecting a shallow facade. But I wonder, dear Will, when will you stop playing it safe and let the judges see all that you’re capable of?”


“Shit! Shit shit shit!” Abigail swore. She’d forgotten to grease her tin and now her cake was in pieces. A few large chunks had turned out onto the rack but there was still a large piece stuck in the pan.

Hannibal looked up from icing his first batch of cupcakes. At the same time, Will looked over from measuring out ingredients for his icing. They both abandoned their bakes and headed to Abigail’s bench. She seemed frozen in shock, staring at the cake with a horrified expression on her face.

“It’s not as bad as it looks.” Will soothed as he offered her one of his flexible spatulas. “And none of it ended up on the floor, so you’ve got that going for you.”

Hannibal chuckled and set out a selection of geometric cutters. “I suggest evolving your showstopper design to include a series of individual cakes.”
In the end, Abigail won star baker with her tower of small cakes. Hannibal and Will shared a proud smile and the first glimmers of mutual respect.


“And how do your students feel being your impromptu baking guinea pigs?”


“To be honest, I think my students think I’ve finally lost it. But it’s either bring my bakes in for them or feed them to my dogs. And my dogs aren’t the most discerning eaters.”


“It’s inspired by my girlfriend.” Francis explained. Zeller and Price nodded in silence, waiting for him to continue, but it seemed that was all Francis had to say.

“He’s quite intense.” Price whispered.


“What are you making for today’s show stopper, Francis?”

“It’s the… Great… Red…. Dragon.” Francis replied breathlessly as he kneaded food coloring into the marzipan. Frederick leaned over to look Francis’ sketch.

“Hm. Looks a bit like a tooth fairy to me.” He said condescendingly before turning back to his gold-dusted marzipan monstrosity.

Francis glared at Chilton and continued working in silence.

Price and Zeller backed away slowly.


Hannibal gazed upon Will’s finale showstopper. It was, at its heart, a simple tiered cake but Will had elevated it to greatness with his chocolate and sugar work. A dark red mirror glaze covered the whole cake, the color so deep it was almost black. Delicate spun-sugar fireflies rested on chocolate fishing hooks piercing the rim of each layer. On the top tier, shards of chocolate and colored sugar were arranged to create the impression of a house adrift on a dark red sea. Will had placed a single candle in the house and its flickering evoked the passing beam of a lighthouse.

Tears pricked the corners of Hannibal’s eyes. “This is all I ever wanted for you.” He whispered to Will, reaching out touch a streak of chocolate on Will’s cheek. “For the both of us.”

Will gazed back at the man who had, over the past season, pressed him to experiment with sugar and chocolate. Who had been infuriating at first with his showmanship and stuffy charm. Who had brought him coffee and patiently listened to Will talk about his fishing flies. Who had subtly led him to see how he could use those skills in his bakes. “It’s… beautiful.” He breathed.

A roar startled both of them out of the moment and they ducked instinctively. A chunk of cake soared over their heads, lobbed at them from across the tent.
Francis, it seemed, wasn’t a very gracious loser.

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1. First things first, if someone wanted to read your stories where can they find them.

I post all of my work on AO3

2. Tell us a little about yourself.

I’ve been a writer and a poet since childhood. Professionally, I’ve worked for a major Internet service provider, been an executive secretary, made collections calls and even sold windows door to door. I just completed an art history Capstone in Roman and Greek art and am contemplating graduate school. I’m also a mom and a wife. I’ve worn a whole lot of hats in my life.

3. What do you never leave home without?

Something to read. I carry my Kindle in my purse. I read a lot of romance, mystery, and historical fiction.

4. Are you an early bird or a night owl?

Depends. If I’m really immersed in something I’m writing, I’ll pound the keys until 2 am or later. Ideally, I’m in bed by eleven.

5. If you could live in any fictional world which one would you choose and why?

Westeros! Ice zombies? Dragons? Bring it on.

6. Who is the most famous person you’ve ever met.

I’m a fangirl with a travel budget, so I’ve met some actors from my various fandoms, including James Marsters from Buffy and William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek. I like attending conventions. I’ve met Charlaine Harris, one of my favorite authors. That was a big thrill, too.

7. What are some of your favorite movies/TV?

TV: X-Files; Buffy the Vampire Slayer; Friends. Movies: While You Were Sleeping; Fifth Elements; Pride and Prejudice (2005).

8. What are some of your favorite bands/musicians?

Music is a really important element of my life. I need music while writing, cooking, driving, you name it. My all time favorite bands include Coldplay, Depeche Mode, Garbage, and Muse. Musicians? Jeff Buckley, Leonard Cohen, Tori Amos, Sarah McLachlan.

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Jamie wrote an article on The Guardian about Don Rickles.

“Don Rickles was my friend. I feel truly honoured that I can write those words with conviction. Although I didn’t know him for long or particularly well, he was still a friend and someone – along with his wife, Barbara – that I cared for very much. I was first introduced to the genius of Rickles via YouTube about eight years ago. While searching for Frank Sinatra interviews, I stumbled upon a series of grainy uploads from the original Dean Martin show comedy roasts. The format is simple: in each episode, there is a different known personality that is made to sit on a dais in front of a large audience and television cameras while flanked by other well-known faces from the world of comedy, politics and film. They then, in turn, get up to a microphone and proceed to ridicule the celebrity in question….

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anonymous asked:

General relationship things between Reinhardt and his S/O? And maybe something fluffy? 💙

Yas good I love me a German Hammerzeit man!


  • Loves to carry a picture of you on like every device he owns. The wallpaper is either you looking Cute as Heck or of you both together
  • “Do you see this?” he shows all of his friends (no matter how annoyed they get) “this is Y/N and I on our trip to Germany!” “And this is Y/N standing at the museum! And this is Y/N eating a bagel!” like wow he is always So Excited ok????
  • Do you know the person at the office that’s the Love Sick one that always has to tell everyone about what their s/o is doing? This is Reinhardt at base. Whether or not you work there does not matter. Actually it’s probably funnier if you do work there, because the only thing you can do is smile, nod, and maybe giggle a little from how much he needs to tell everyone about what you guys did on the weekend
  • Keep in mind he does have class so it’s not like he’s going to gush about the sex life or any of that, just so much of the daily stuff. Like going shopping. Or walking the dog, lmao
  • Whenever he sees you his ENTIRE FACE just lights up and he practically bounds towards you because he wants to hug you SO MUCH and ALL THE TIME
  • His greeting kisses are always warm, and he will never not wrap his arms completely around you or pick you up if there’s a big height difference!
  • Please do not expect him to be quiet around you he only has one volume of voice and he can’t hold in the excitement and joy of being near you at any point in time
  • Do you know of the kind of boyfriend/spouse that willingly and enthusiastically is there for every event that you take part in like dance recital or something? This is Reinhardt
  • The Lord of Selfies for All Occasions
  • Okay maybe not SELFIES more like he loves taking pictures of you doing EVERYTHING
  • Going on trips with him basically consists of 90% of pictures having you in them and maybe the other 10 is you badgering him to STAND IN THE PHOTO WITH YOU and getting someone to take it with his camera
  • If you’re every tired (as in you yawn once) he immediately overdramatically announces he must CARRY YOU OFF TO BED no matter the time and will almost always sweep you up in his gigantic arms
  • “You are as wonderful as always <3” he’ll say, so often.
  • A giant German man that loves to have himself a good meal. If you can cook he is there For Life.
  • Actually loves small dogs so I hope you like small dogs too???
  • For stay-in movie nights he gets scared and VERY EMOTIONAL easily watching films where you’re supposed to cry together consist of you both uglycrying upon one another like “WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FILM”
  • Always wants to hold you. Always. He must always be the one that has his arms around you
  • Fucking loves it when you monkey-hug him with your arms and legs! He feels so needed and safe!
  • Will aggressively want to compete with every other couple on base if there’s ever like an office competition day “WHAT??? My sweet Y/N could beat ALL OF YOU at a potato slinging competition!!!” (Jack is not pleased)
  • Regardless of the task you are, in his eyes, automatically the best at it. He is always So Proud of You for doing literally anything (which is both endearing and silly)
  • Birthdays, he goes All Out and gets everyone on base to take part. His parties are always the most extravagant because he wants you to be the HAPPIEST YOU CAN BE!

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anonymous asked:

RFA+V and Saeran take care of MC after she gets her wisdom teeth pulled

Zen

  • Okay, he feels really bad for you
  • When he drove you to the appointment, he tried to comfort you the best he could and just ended up singing to you
  • When they let you go, you were as high as a gd kite
  • He felt really bad because it was obvious that you were uncomfortable and just all around super messed up
  • YOU JUST WANTED TO SLEEP
  • “MC you can’t sleep here we have to go home”
  • “bUT I WANNA  SLEE”
  • As soon as you guys got home you passed out
  • Like, you didn’t even change
  • You just walked right up to the bed and face planted into it
  • He took off your shoes for you and put you under the covers
  • When you wake up, he just hella babies you
  • He feeds you apple sauce and makes sure you takes your meds and checks your mouth all the time
  • He’ll come nap with you sometimes because you’re just so freakin tired, like
  • He didn’t know a person could sleep so much

Yoosung

  • He got his wisdom teeth pulled in high school and he just remembers being f u c k e d  u p
  • He sort of tries to give you your space because he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable or overwhelmed
  • He brings you home and you take a little nap as he plays LOLOL
  • When he sees you in the chat room, he immediately asks you how you’re feeling and if you need anything
  • He brings you water and that’s when he realizes that you guys didn’t prepare
  • “Okay, I’ll run to the store really fast and get a bunch of smushy foods for you to eat! I’ll be right back!”
  • He left you alone and you’re starving
  • The two of you don’t typically go shopping together, but he gets distracted by every new food he hasn’t tried, so it usually takes like four years for him to get out of the grocery store
  • you put a banana in the blender
  • and then ate it out of the blender with a spoon
  • Anyways,
  • he comes home within a reasonable time frame with mashed potatoes, oatmeal, and macaroni
  • “MC what did you put in the blender???”
  • “Ok so it’s like you made your own baby food… Now I don’t feel so weird about buying you actual baby food.”
  • He feeds you because you want to be babied and its actually adorable

Jaehee

  • “MC are you okay? Is there anything I can get you?”
  • Constantly
  • Nurse Jaehee at your service
  • “No. Seriously, Jaehee, I’m fine.”
  • She won’t even let you get out of bed
  • “JAEHEE I JUST HAVE TO PEE”
  • If you need anything, she brings it to you as fast as humanly possible.
  • You tried to get up to get yourself some water after a few hours and she dragged you back to bed, then got you water herself
  • “I don’t care if it’s just your mouth. You need to rest and feel better.”
  • Even the next day, she’s still going at it
  • On the third day of all of this, you convince her that you’re good enough to be alone and she goes back to work
  • She makes you promise that you’ll only get up when it’s absolutely necessary
  • She still calls you whenever she has to remind you to take your meds or do anything else
  • She’ll even call when there’s nothing important to say
  • “I just wanted to make sure you’re okay and you don’t need anything. Also, I wanted to make sure that you’re still in bed.”
  • “Y-yes ma’am.”
  • You’d been on the couch all day, watching TV, but as soon as you heard that tone, you practically sprinted to the bed like she could see you.
  • “Oh, I’m so glad! I’ll be home later”
  • She won’t let you shower alone, “In case you have a bad reaction to the medication.”

Jumin

  • He doesn’t totally know what to do with you, but he sort of treats you the same way he does when you have a cold
  • Makes sure you’re comfortable and have food that you can actually eat
  • He actually skips a day of  work to go to your appointment with you and then stay home with you afterwards
  • “MC what are you doing…?”
  • “I con’t feel ma mouf”
  • “MC DON’T TOUCH YOUR STITCHES.”
  • He’s a little woozy with blood, so he’s not very helpful there.
  • He does offer you applesauce and mashed potatoes though
  • He kissed you without thinking about it and freaked out because he tasted blood on his lips
  • After you ran out of gauze, your mouth was still bleeding and you started panicking
  • “MC I looked it up, and people say that if you use tea bags instead of gauze,”
  • “You what”
  • “I looked it up…?”
  • “YOU WHAT”
  • The boy learned google for you
  • He actually went out and looked at the flavors of Popsicles and bought you what he thought you’d like best
  • “My wife’s mouth is bleeding, so the least I can do is purchase…. Popsicles….?”
  • He googled what popsicles were too

707

  • He filmed you waking up, sent it to the group chat, then put it up on Youtube
  • “Sa…Seven…? I wanna sleep.”
  • He just laughed at you the whole time.
  • Eventually, he was able to wake you up enough for them to let you go home and you fuckin passed out in the car
  • He refused to miss anything hilarious that happened on the ride home
  • After like ten minutes of driving you bring your head up and widen your eyes
  • “Oh my god… OH MY GOD.”
  • He starts freaking o u t. He thought you were in pain or that something legit had happened.
  • “SEVEN MY MOUTH IS GONE”
  • And then you’re out again
  • He has to pull over to laugh because he doesn’t want to crash the car
  • He’s laughing so hard that he’s crying and there’s a girl passed out in the passenger seat
  • A very suspicious officer forced him to show her the video of what had happened to make him laugh so hard
  • ANYWAYS
  • He carries you inside because you will n o t wake up
  • He wants to take care of you, but you keep doing the dumbest shit and he keeps laughing
  • Eventually, you get super frustrated and tear up
  • Then he feels bad and starts babying you

V

  • He’s not overly worried about you, but he really wants to take care of you.
  • Whenever you offer to do something you usually do, he tells you no and does it himself
  • When you’re super out of it right after the surgery, he just kinda plays along with whatever you say
  • “V, I don’t wanna go to school tomorrow… Fuck high school…”
  • “Well MC, you can skip school tomorrow and stay home with me if you’re good for the doctors.”
  • “Baaaaaaaabe, I want to call Jumin.”
  • “Okay, tell him hi from me.”
  • He thinks that it’s a little hilarious, but he also can’t help but feel bad for you
  • After you come down from your dental high, he makes sure you’re not too horribly uncomfortable and lays with you
  • Finally an excuse to just lay in bed together all day
  • He gets you whatever you ask for and just holds you all day

Saeran

  • Seeing you this drugged up is really weird for him
  • Like, he’s hella worried and absolutely refuses to leave you alone
  • “MC… If you wanted to see Michael Jackson in concert, you should have gone a few years ago.”
  • When the two of you get home, he just sits in a chair in the same room as you and stays there all day.
  • “Saeran, my mouth just hurts now. You can leave if you want to.”
  • He really didn’t want to.
  • It was comforting for him to sit with you and you’d be lying if you said that you didn’t love his company.
  • When you started to get antsy from not doing anything all day, he suggested going shopping for foods you could eat
  • He giggled every time you’d spill food on yourself, but he’d help you clean yourself up
  • At night when you two went to bed, he did something that you found (for some reason???) hilarious and you got a nosebleed. 
  • That scared the shit out of both of you, so he made you stay up for another hour to make sure you wouldn’t die
  • You ended up falling asleep ten minutes later and he didn’t have the heart to wake you up.
Decisions, Decisions (Part 4)

Prompt: Imagine Tom Hiddleston has a crush on you and he is feeling jealous of James McAvoy on “The Graham Norton Show” because James talks about how great the chemistry was between you, his co-star, and him in your latest film.

Warnings: language, sexual content, adult content…?

Word Count: 3450

Note: Beta’d by @like-a-bag-of-potatoes​ - This fic would NOT be possible without you, and @amarvelouswritings​ - who let me badger the hell out of her. Thank you both a million! Used @theartofimagining13​ imagine

Also, some of the timelines are going to be off in this, to make stuff fit, and James’ wife and child are nonexistent - nothing against them, just easier to write if he didn’t have an ex wife and child.

Tags: @wordacadabra   @frenchfrostpudding @lisssays @cocosierra94
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“What’s the update?” Ida demanded as soon as you called her on your way to the set, sitting in the back of the luxury sedan.

“A hello would be nice,” you tried.

“No time for hellos! Did you score or not?” she said frantically, making you grin at her.

“A lady never kisses and tells,” you answered.

“Good thing neither of us is a lady, so tell me, woman. You never called me last night so I’m assuming something happened!”

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Did you just kiss me?! [Mike Wheeler Imagine]

Prompt: “Did you seriously just kiss me?!” w/ Bella name insert instead of reader.

Requested my @imastrangerthang on Wattpad

A/N: I’m starting to write the part 2 of the Steve Harrington imagine and I want an opinion if they should make up or not. Of course I have the main idea down and written but all I need is if you want a happy or feels ending. Also for this imagine I realized half way through that I started with first person and ended with 3rd so please don’t mind that. But I hope you enjoy this! And side note this is a semi AU after the events of season 1.

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Today we were planning on seeing a Star Wars film! Mike, Dustin, Lucas, Will, El, and I were planning on hanging out together like we always do. Mike got a VHS of Return of the Jeti we were going to watch it and sneak a butt load of food into Mike’s basement and after we would reenact it like we always do. We have been planning this day for about 2 weeks now and everyone seems to be canceling on us. Dustin has to go to the doctors for a check up, Lucas is grounded for cussing in front of his family, Jonathan is taking Will on a trip to a museum, and El is having a girls day with Joyce.
“Ohh my god! Bella! We’ve been planning this for ages we can’t just cancel the whole thing now!” Mike lets out a big sigh and jumps face first into the couch. Mike wanted us to get together and bond since we all make been busy or having nightmares about the Upside down.
I copy Mike’s sigh and place down a bag of potato chips is was just eating. I roll over to Mike and get up and sit on his back and start hitting it. I let out a big yell and say, “We can’t just cancel this, Mike! It’s Star Wars! ITS STAR WARS!”
“Bella! Get off of me! UGHHH! There is no way we can just everyone to stop what they are doing and come over here to watch Star Wars.” Mike rubs his face on the arm of the chair and starts do make annoyed sounds.
“I know. I know. But it’s return of the Jeti! I guess we can just watch it together. It won’t be as great but it’s something and we still get to watch it in the end.” I let out probably the 50th sigh I’ve let out today. I get off of Mike’s back and continue back to my potato chips as I feel a small dust of pink make its way to my cheeks. Thinking about spending time with Mike alone makes me feel a little flustered. Usually we are never alone together because we are always with another person in our gang. I have always had a close relationship with Mike even though I was one of the last people to move here considering I lived in California. Mike was the once who quickly warmed up to me as he saw a collectors Star Wars pin on my backpack. We soon became best friends and stayed together since.
Mike was one of the first people to talk to me in my new school so I have always felt like I owe him my gratitude and that means me probably spending time with him 24/7. The endless hours of us hanging out has made me develop a small crush on the floppy haired male. I was a grade below them but every hour after school he would be with me cheering me on or making his sassy remarks. No one knows about my crush besides El and El finds it really cute and wants us to get together even though we are still very young. El found out when she came over to my house and my older sister was teasing me and El overheard.
“Bella! Bella! You are zoning out again, you airhead! What do you want to go home now even though you were complaining just a second ago?” Mike sits up on the couch and crosses his arm and raises an eyebrow at me.
“I did not zone out, douche. I’ll stay here and we could still watch Star Wars and have a sleep over but it’s only going to be us! There will not be Dustin and Lucas to scream at the TV anymore!” I let out an exasperated breath and I hear a chuckle escape Mike’s lips.
“Why are you saying it like its a bad thing?” Mike’s bad mood starts to life and a smile starts to build itself on his face. His features light up at Bella’s ridiculousness. Bella doesn’t know this but Mike has had a huge crush on her the first time he saw here in the school campus looking oblivious to what’s going on in the real word as she whispered the script to Star Wars. Mike had make an effort to grow some balls and go talk to the girl and when he finally did he was relived at how normal it felt to talk to Bella.
“Because now you have to deal with my constant yelling and questions! You know me Mike-” Bella continues to ramble out a bunch of words that Mike would probably not even understand if he was listening. Instead of paying attention, Mike’s eyes drift to Bella’s plump light pink lips. Mike finds himself captivated as he soon focuses on them and wtches them move as she talks and occasionally would bite them when she stumbled on a word. Without realizing Mike started to lean closer to Bella.
“Mike? Mike!” Bella tries to get his attention as she notices his absence in the conversation but she soon realizes his close proximity. “W-what?”
Mike leans closer and soon their lips are touching. Considering this was their first kiss together it was a little unplanned and not practice for but they both felt like they were meant to me. It may all sound cheesy but they did love each other with all their heart and would do anything for each other.
Mike soon realized what he had done and pulled away quickly and soon followed by Bella as she stared shocked at him as her whole face turned a bright pink color.
“Did you seriously just kiss me?!” Bella lets out a loud breath that she realize she had been holding in and tries to avoid his gaze at her outburst that may had come off as rude.
“I-I mean.. Yeah. Ohh I’m so sorry, Bella! Was that your first kiss! I didn’t mean to but you are just so pretty and I really like you! Did I just say I like you I mean! Uhh I’m sorry…” Mike find it hard to form a complete sentence that makes sense but ends up finding his fingers more interesting than ever before.
“No no it’s okay Mike. How do I say this? I guess I like you too. Sorry I never told you I just didn’t know how! I know it’s not like me but I can’t help it!” Bella grabs Mike’s hands that makes his eyes land on hers.
Mike lets out a relieved breath as his nerves seem to lighten up. Mike’s grin that makes millions or girls swoon without realizing makes its way onto his features as he says, “umm since we like each other… Do you want to be my girlfriend?”
A smile that always seems to be molded on Bella’s face forms again as she looks like the happiest girl alive brings Mike close and kissing him on the cheek and whispers yes in a sweet tone.

Nothing like a home-cooked meal

It wasn’t every day that Jason was given free reign of the Wayne Manor kitchen.

It also wasn’t very often that he managed to be in charge of his family. Damian was dutifully chopping carrots and Tim was mincing meat. Harper and Cullen were peeling potatoes in the sink. Jason himself was stirring a pot full of spices and chicken broth.

Dick was out with Bruce and Alfred, distracting them so they didn’t come home for a few more hours. Jason couldn’t remember what had possessed him to do this, make a meal for Bruce and Alfred. Maybe it was the cooking channel that Roy had been watching recently, or the meals Kori was trying (and failing) to make. Or maybe it was how thin Alfred had gotten recently, or how worn out Bruce was looking. Either way, here he was.

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Robert Downey Jr. Imagine

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People might think, having Robert as a dad could be hard, he might expect his daughter to be as amazing as him, but no. He has always been the most supportive dad you could imagine. Robert never put presser on you to be an actress, that was a decision you made by yourself. 

Years going by you and Robert became the most amazing father/daughter duo. Not only did you two make amazing movies together but also had the most similar personality and always could make people and each other laugh.  The world just couldn’t get enough of you. They wanted more and more. 

“Guess who was named the best duo of 2017?” your dad said coming in the office where you were working in your new movie. 

“I know, Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts” he shaked his head

“They do make a great duo but know, you and me” he showed you People magazine. 

“Since when do you read gossip magazines?” you said taking it from him “I thought you said they are makes you brain go to mash potato.” he laughed remembering how he used to tell you that when you were younger. He wanted you to learn that not everything you read is true. 

“Those were some good times” he said as you looked closer at the story. 

“It says here that we are better then Starsky & Hutch, i don’t even know if that is good or bad” you said giving it back to your dad and turning to your computer. 

“I think it’s good, but you know what’s even better?” he started as he walked to you and turned you in your chair. “You get to take a break and we get to do another photo shoot together” you smiled, since it really was good. You always had fun when doing photo shoot with your dad. 

“Mom would also love that. She also loved your interview” you said to Robert who now was trying to sneak away. 

“Did you see it too?” he asked as he realized there was no running away. 

“Oh yeah i did, don’t worry I agree, We can’t live without each other.” you smiled and walked to him, giving him a kiss on the cheek. “and we are the most amazing duo” just as you finished your sentence he lifted you up and over his shoulder. “Dad, put me down”

“No. I promised your mom I’d get you off the computer. Even such a great duo like us need a break” you knew he was right. There was no doubt in that. He was your dad, a dad every girl dream of. He was supportive but also would kick your ass if you did something really bad. He never wanted you to go down the wrong rode and you believe he did an amazing job. 

When you finished writing the new movie and you and Robert had filmed it it was time for more interviews. The first one was on your favorite show The Ellen Show. 

“It’s so good to have you both back here” said Ellen as people agreed with her by clapping. You smiled at them and Ellen. 

“The pleasure is all ours” Robert said and smiled too. 

“This new movie is amazing. I just watched it, and I heard that Y/N you wrote it?” you nodded 

“Yeah I wrote it. I’ve always wanted to write my own movie and getting to star in it is even better” you said looking back at the screen where the poster for your new movies was being shown. 

“You must be proud of her” Ellen said looking at Robert.

“No, how can you be proud of someone who wrote a movie, by themselves, then produced, directed and stared in it.”  he joked making everyone laugh. 

“Yeah, I also should be ashamed” you joked too. Rest of the interview was the same, jokes and all smiled. All of the interviews you and your dad did were always happy, that’s one of the reasons everyone wanted to interview you two together. 

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If you only knew how shy I am

Robert Pattinson has captivated millions of ladies’ heart all around the world. Which he is still surprised about.

(This is one of those interviews Rob did at Cannes in May, with a French magazine, La Dernière Heure. There was a rough translation by Laura at RPWW, which I have cleaned up here. We’ve heard most of this stuff before, there are a few new bits, but as usual with some translated material, it’s good to take it with a grain of salt.)

In ‘Good Time’ by Joshua & Ben Safdie, Robert Pattinson is a loser who tries to find money to bail his disabled brother out of jail. Taking place in New York’s seedy underside, the sexy Brit did not hesitate to make himself ugly for the role. Ten years after the first Twilight movie, the ex-vampire reflects on his path, his life, his fans, women, his passion for Japanese toilets and just for us… his incredible hair style!

Nowadays, you’re a known and well-known actor. What do you miss the most since you’ve reached this level of notoriety?

Just being able to travel without it being for movie promotion or work obligations. Without me representing a project. It must have been ten years since I took a break! But the only person responsible for that is me. There’s still a part of my brain that pushes me to not take a break, to always read, looking for a good script. I tell myself: ‘Don’t say no! You could risk missing an opportunity that may never come back.’

Do you think there’s a place on earth where people don’t know Robert Pattinson?

One day, I had the occasion, while on a short break, to drive through New Mexico and Arizona’s deserts. I found myself in the middle of nowhere and I crossed path with people who probably did not have any phones at home! When they saw me arrive there, I felt like I was a stranger who just upset their daily routine. As I did not see them react to me or try to socialize with me, I did not see myself telling them ‘Hey! I am Robert! I’ve played a vampire once!’ (laughs)

Right, let’s go back in time then. Twilight on screen, it was ten years ago. They say when you auditioned for it you were about to stop acting…

I was in London when they made me an offer from Hollywood. It’s true, I was getting bored as an actor. I thought I had seen enough. So I invested myself in music thinking acting was behind me. Until one of my agents, based in the states, called me and talked to me about ‘Twilight.’ She had tried to convince me for hours to audition. I finally agreed without hoping to get anything. When I think about it, I was so casual, so relaxed, that I still wonder ‘how I did to get the job?’ (laughs)

But you admit the end of ‘Twilight’ was like a liberation for you?

Don’t be mistaken, I had fun being Edward Cullen. He was a character who was rich, complex, mysterious and with many different facets. We could have exploited the vein for a long time. Though in the end, I am not sure fans would have liked that. Nevertheless, there’s one thing I would never regret–leaving behind, those f***ing contacts and the white make-up which started to block my pores. I also admit I have never been able to get used to the ‘Twilight’ mums, you know, those housewives, often around 40s, who scream loudly as soon as you wave at them!

Overall, how did you manage this hyper celebrity?

Celebrity does not bother me, it’s more the way we are perceived as actors. You must stop believing that when I go home, all the doorknobs are in gold and that I pay someone to be sure my bath is at the right temperature. When I played Cedric Diggory in ‘Harry Potter,’ I experienced some hysterical scenes with group of fans which were crazy. To get a kiss, some hair, a piece of my shirt or something I owned, some fans would go batshit.

And what were the craziest fan requests you had to experience until now?

More than proposals or my personal phone number, some requests are really original. I will never forget this little girl in the middle of a New York shop, who just implored with me to bite her jugular! When I told her I was not a vampire she just said ‘Then prove it!’ (laughs)

You’re still overexposed to that all. How do you feel being seen as a sex-symbol?

Personally I find it kinda unhealthy to be perceived that way by 14 year old girls! This sex-symbol stuff is not something I control. And I would like to know their criteria. Who votes? How? On which conditions? They could just select it by eenie-meenie! (laughs)

Waiting for that, even on social media we don’t find a lot about your desire to be married. As if you could not share this happiness with us all!

Recently someone asked me why I did not like to talk about my private life. I answered this person that I was being interviewed to promote my movies and not to put my private life on the front page. I have always thought that talking about my personal life would just make it all about little old me.

In your opinion what is the biggest mistake people make when describing Robert Pattinson?

It’s when someone writes that I am a ladies’ man, a heartthrob. I am flabbergasted. If only you knew how shy I am! I have always had a hard time charming girls. I am awkward, I splutter, I don’t know where to start!

Did you live a love story which ate at you on the Inside?

Yes! I was 14 when I wrote about a girl I crossed paths with and who I was obsessed with in my diary. For ten years I wrote pages and pages about this beauty that I absolutely idealized but I have never talked to her!

Did the way people who knew you before becoming this improbable hairstyle phenomenon change?

Those who knew me from childhood, no. But there were people who did not speak to me when I was trying to be an actor and now they ask me to invite them to premieres. I was also beaten a lot at school because I was sensitive. Because I was different. Some days they stole my shoelaces. Another day they would throw mashed potatoes in my backpack. I was a pariah for some. I just learned to take a step back and not think about this painful time. And about success, I try not to change my life style. I still have the same apartment and when I see the state of my refrigerator, all rickety, I tell myself that I really need to change it!

In ‘Good Time’ you are unrecognizable. Beard, questionable hygiene, aren’t you afraid to disappoint young girls who have posters of you all over their walls?

I think it is a come back to basics. You know, before being Edward in ‘Twilight,’ I did not play good looking guys. The problem is, once you have been labeled, as soon as you change from what people discovered you in and liked you in, they just don’t understand why you are changing! How many times in my life, have I walked in the streets, with a not so fresh look and with not so clean clothes! We have to admit that there’s a loss of objective perception. Cinema is a media so powerful, it just catches the eye and make us not aware of what is the reality anymore.

How did you get into this ‘underground’ character?

I asked to be left alone for several weeks. I wanted to do this immersive job by myself. Without help from outside. You would not play this lost guy, burnt out if during the filming you live in a palace or a comfy trailer! For this role I lived in a building’s cellar in Harlem! This place was sordid. I took care to never open the curtains, I was constantly in the dark. So my complexion was instantly pale.

It’s truly disgusting what you are telling us right now…

Wait! It’s not the end of it. I’ve never changed the linens and I slept in my clothes. (laughs) For the little anecdote, the tenant who lived upstairs did not even know what was happening under her feet. For her, there was no doubts, I was a weird guy doing non catholic things in a cellar!

Is it true you offered $10,000 toilets because you lost a bet to Josh, one of the directors?

True! I have to explain how it happened. Six months before the Cannes Festival, Josh came to my house in Los Angeles. At some point he asked me to point out the restrooms. You must know I did point that out! (laughs). When he came back he was just so happy because he experienced my Toto.

Er… Who is Toto?

That’s the brand of my Japanese toilets. Wonderful ones. This is not the place to talk about it but those toilets have plenty of electronics. It was the first time warm air was blown on Josh’s backside. He must have loved it because he was really interested. So at some point I told Josh that I would send him a Toto if the movie made it into competition at Cannes. As it was included in the competition, I sent Josh the toilet.

In ‘Good Time’ your character Connie has a strange relationship with the character played by Jennifer Jason Leigh. He tries for example to get money from her.  We were wondering if Rob Pattinson has already done that with one of his girlfriends?

It probably happened at some point in my life. A time when I was broke and didn’t know how to make ends meet. The only difference is that Connie is really insistent in his approach. Saying this, a few years ago, I filmed a movie called ‘Bel Ami.’ That character was much worse, as he was sleeping with women to steal their money.

The big pregnancy post  - EDITED

Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh dear, here we are, we have arrived at the big - huge in fact - pregnancy post. Hope this reaches you before we venture deeper into the dark chasms of our show romance and SH reveals the divine purpose of her descent to Earth and provides us with Holy Somebody Cumberbatch. It is exactly this time last year when SH was spotted first in the vicinity of BC. How time flies when you’re having fun?
So let’s get to it, here’s the history of the longest, weirdest pregnancy known to man kind.
Just recovering (together with BC) from the shock of the Gag announcement on the 5th of November, TIG premiered on the 17th November NY,

then we had an appearance at the London Evening Theatre Awards  on 30th November,

and the Hobbit premiere the next day.

On all of these pictures SH is looking, well, not pregnant. All the dresses she wears have floral details, if she were pregnant, that would be a clever way to disguise a growing bump.

The Gag announcement and all these appearances were in line with  the US promotional tour of TIG starting 7th November, TIG UK release - 14th November - and US release -28th November and the Penguins of Madagascar Release -26th November.

Things changed on 7th December at The British Independent Film Awards by SH wearing a very ‘difficult'  leather effect dress:

Everyone would look pregnant in that number, right? Instantly comments like 'She’s sooooo knocked uuuup!!!!!’ appeared, and  we’re still discussing it ever since. Let me just say, 3 days after these shots were taken and people + the tabs started to talk, the SAG nominations were announced, TIG got a wider release in the US and Golden Globe nominations were announced the following day.
Next we see them only on Christmas Day in Edinburgh in a crowded church, conveniently photographed from the back – so we can’t say if she is showing or not.

That day TIG got a full wide release, 4 days later Oscar voting commences.

Now, things get better in January.  

3rd January: the Palm Spring International Film Festival, SH appears to be sporting a small bump with help of cheeky tailoring (removing the front panel of the original red-carpet dress) and arching her back.


BC, just as at the time of the engagement seems to be caught off guard, surprised. Some say this picture shows the wtf moment when he realizes he’s been publicly fucked over.

7th January we get the confirmation in the DM. We all thought fanning the flames of pregnancy rumours have always been on the cards but this? Something went wrong here (is this the moment when SH went rogue?)
The Golden Globes was one week later. 11th January SH appears on the red-carpet in a dress with a large flowy bottom and big pockets, she looks flatter then in Palm Springs and keeps fluffing up the dress all night, so she looks bigger in the front. They are still using floral patterns to cheat too.That night an entertainment reporter questions the pregnancy on record. Hm…

BC only confirms the pregnancy interrupting Alan Leeches interview after TIG lost all the awards.
Now after this BC disappears until the Baftas, and we have four pictures of SH during this time:
28th January in a Chanel shop looking huge, wearing lots of layers, 29th January with Anna Wintour on a Valentino Fashion show, where she is described to have a nascent bump and we have the pictures that were released on a website later right around from the time of the Sherlock shoot at the end of January, looking huge again, wearing lots of layers. Just to confuse us even more later we got the Vogue photo-shoot from around the time of the Valentino fashion show, appearing to be nascent and then 5-6 months along on the same day of the shoot! The Bafta voting cut-off date was 4th February.

8th February - Bafta Awards. BC re-appears again and SH suddenly from nascent goes to appearing about 5-6 month along, waddling in a backless dress, yanking BC’s hands off her back. There are also some mysterious horizontal lines on SH’s back that gets people talking. Is she wearing  a prosthetic? This is when some of us really start to doubt the pregnancy.

How do you go from nascent to this within 9 days? Hm..


What is this supposed to be? An optical illusion?
Right. Moving on to the day after the 'wedding’ pictures 15th February, 3 days before the Oscar voting cut-off -  SH turns up in a potato sack 24 months pregnant, clearly pushing out the front of the coat with her hands. What an embarrassing display!

One of my favourite pictures comes next: after the ‘wedding’ our ‘couple’ is heading to the US. SH is visibly quite small at departures at Heathrow and then emerges much bigger at arrivals in LA:

As the paps are snap, snap, snapping away, one women (possibly a pap?) asks while the cameras are on: ‘Sophie, are you pregnant?’ Hm…Here’s the gif with SH and BC are reacting hearing to the question:


After that: moneymoon take 1, just before the Oscars – road trip and whale watching – a strapless dress on SH, beach ball bump which is carefully adjusted at a petrol station, and lots of layers while whale watching. Hm…very attractive.


Weistein do - 21st February – starry dress – padded boobs after a lot of people notice her well…the not so swelled ones on moneymoon take 1.

Next: Oscars 22nd February– again about 5-6 month along, daring dress, no sign of discomfort no sign of weight gain – bump slightly deflating when sitting down and the curious case of the ever wandering bellybutton (did that pop 3 months ago and she’s still pregnant?– curious indeed!).


Moneymoon take 2 – end of February. Now this is our favourite! Within a few days SH shoots from 5-6 six months to 7-8 months! Big-big mistake they made here! We got a lot of blurry pictures of the naked bump (well, we asked for bikini shots) and clear ones where the bump is covered.

Airport on the way home - according to the DM the bump is only a hint now, it is hard to see because of the top she wearing, but eagle eyed skeptics notice, she is wearing the same top and skirt from years ago and now heavily pregnant the fabric falls over her tummy the same way. Hm..curious…

Let me just remind you again, how the bump changed within five weeks:

Few days later in the Palace - 10th March, yet again she’s sporting a huge bump, the DM agrees and we are left, yet again, confused.

Letters Live 3rd and 5th of April – the bump deflates again, visibly SH doesn’t care about pregnancy wear – everyday clothes will just do covering that champion whippet-like figure of hers – still no weight gain, taking deep bows.


What’s next? Primrose Hill pics? 21st May? I think yes. Yet another big mistake – as many of us screaming 'stay low’ – SH power-walks through the lovely streets of Primrose Hill with the same belly size as 3 months before at Bora-Bora.

So should we summarize? 

Quite interesting : BC’s been  checking the bump quite a few times …worried about the belly falling off or what?

We can see now that apart from being the weirdest up and down gestation, this is a very well timed pregnancy: it might  help to get into tabs, get personal publicity for the award season, but unfortunately this totally overshadowed the purpose – publicize TIG. Is someone here having a personal agenda?

So what is it? Some believe, it’s an oops, BC believes it is not, some say surrogate, some believe the pregnancy is fake. I am with the latter – for all the above reasons and the following:

Reasons against real pregnancy other than the change of size up and down: bump seems to be an accessory, no visible emotional connection, BC seems depressed when mentioning it and uses distancing language when talking about the child, BC, a publicly affectionate guy does not show affection for the apparent love of his life who’s carrying their first child (Oscar red carpet show off does not count!), Wanda W uses distancing language when talking about it saying that the Oscar nomination is the most important thing, none of his known close friends congratulate them on twitter mentioning their names, no weight gain, due to SH’s age she is classed as high risk however she takes multiple long-haul flights during the award season and later to Bora-Bora, she goes on long road trips, whale watching rides on boats that don’t allow pregnant women to take the trip, seemingly in third trimester she goes to Bora-Bora, with no jabs (pregnant women don’t get it- correct me if I’m wrong and you can’t return to the US if you don’t get it – and they did return to LA) where there’s a warning for a disease outbreak, she is sunbathing that is not recommended for pregnant women, she is drinking on parties.

So what’s with the due date? We heard several versions of the timeline, they keep changing it to fit their purpose. Oops Somebody would have been born by now, BC’s version could make Cumberfetus stay in up until July, though poor little sod has been in there for 11 months already! Fake camp will never know of course that is was fake – but they know that the ending will be a big lie.

So the fake camp some say the bump is prosthetic. Prosthetics can be convincing, look Penelope shooting a film with a fake bump

Hm..very convincing…This on the other hand? 

Not so much. Whatever this is.
(two different shapes and sizes on one day or maybe a few days apart, much further along then a few days before at the Oscars?)I mean, no offense but how come a fake pregnant belly in a film is more convincing than SH’s very-very much for realz pregnancy? It’s a mystery, isn’t it? Hm…'Up, down, up, down, round and round, wibby wobbly timey wimey!  That’s one crazy tiny/big some kinda baby!’ (quote from benedicts-third-testicle ) All in all, the only thing that you can say on that pregnancy is

Whatever this whole thing is, the inconsistency, the parading of it makes me think the pregnancy is a stunt, wasn’t thought through, it was sloppily executed  making BC look ridiculous in the process, just like every other aspects of their 'relationship.

We can go round and round in circles, screaming she’s not pregnant, nans can kick and scream, she is sooooo pregnant, we will never know the truth. We will be presented with one version of the truth or a complete lie, and then we can decide what to do with it: accept it and continue to support BC’s projects or refuse to be force fed lies, move on and stop being a fan.
As Spin Anon said, every move of this relationship was for public consumption, so is the pregnancy – but how far will they go to save their names from the big mess that it has been all along? This is not Hollywood which is big enough to disappear and cover up secrets, this is London for God’s sake, everyone knows everyone…if they trot out an actual child BC’s rep will be very tarnished within the industry and the fans I’m sure - will he go that far to save face? If it is true and in this moment SH says 'you’ll pay for this’ well, he most definitely will…he already is…

(This post couldn’t have been done without the excellent timelines made by http://the-snarkle.tumblr.com/ and the amazing comparison pictures by benedicts-third-testicle )

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How Downton Abbey’s Producers Planned the Show’s Most Satisfying Wedding Yet

There was even more conversation, however, about what Hughes would wear for the wedding. While it was decided early on that she would end up borrowing something from Lady Mary or Cora, the actresses’ varying sizes, shapes, and heights meant that it wouldn’t have seemed realistic for Hughes to wear one of the upstairs women’s dresses.

“Whilst [Hughes actress] Phyllis [Logan] is very slim, she’s not anything like as tall as Michelle [Dockery] or Elizabeth [McGovern]. It was Anna [Mary Scott Robbins] our costume designer, who came up with the idea of her wearing a coat—since then it would be much easier for us to change the length of, so actually Julian [Fellowes] wrote that detail in after our conversation.” The coat that she ended up wearing, Trubridge told us, was “velvet with a vintage length of appliqué-d 20s lace with silk handmade flowers and pearl beading.”

If there was one scene more gratifying than the wedding, though, it may have been the moment in which Hughes stands up to her employers about what she wants on her wedding day—politely but firmly shutting down their own suggestions in favor of her wishes. It was one of the only times in the show’s history that we’ve seen a downstairs character rebuff an upstairs character (while in their domain, no less), and filming the scene was surprisingly just as uncomfortable for the actors as it was the characters.

“It was really interesting filming that, because we were at Highclere in the drawing room, and Molesley was there as the footman serving them, and [actor] Kevin [Doyle, who plays Molesley] was saying how uncomfortable he felt being in the room. He said, ‘It’s extraordinary how difficult it is for me to be here while Hughes is being put through her paces like this.’ He kept looking away and wanting to back out but, knowing he couldn’t and we were cheering her on. It was quite something.”

Apparently that particular discomfort was not singular to this scene, though.


“One of the things the cast used to say is that whenever they were taken out of their usual setting, like if Mrs. Patmore came upstairs to the library to see Robert or, on this occasion, Mrs. Hughes came up, it would make them feel odd because they weren’t in their normal working location. They said they felt slightly nervous and out of place.”

By the time the actors moved on to film the wedding and reception, though, their nerves had dissipated.

“We do have a great time doing those wedding scenes, because all the cast gets to be there, and they’re not always together of course,” explained Trubridge. “Between takes, they go off and there’s a very lovely area in the house where they just sit and they chat. It’s good fun.”

The final season of Downton Abbey airs on Masterpiece on PBS on Sundays through March 6.In one of the most joyous episodes of Downton Abbey’s six-season run, Carson and Hughes—the estate’s trusty mother and father figureheads—were wedded in a sweet ceremony that felt like as much of a treat for audience members as it did for the downstairs characters celebrated. Since the nuptials featured two of the drama’s most beloved personalities, and because the wedding could have very well been the series’ last, Downton Abbey producer Liz Trubridge told us last week by phone how the cast and crew took extra care to make the vows special.

“The director actually put in some extra beats in the episode about the preparation for the wedding,” Trubridge said of building anticipation for the vows. While episodes usually flit from ensemble character to character, producers were happy to linger extra long on Carson and Hughes on, and leading up to, their happy day. “We showed the gardener going and cutting some flowers and just little things like that that could really build up the moment and make it ours, because I think we along with everyone else wanted Carson and Mrs. Hughes to finally get together. We added little bits of visuals to help all that along.”

Producers, who take great pride in Downton Abbey’s historical accuracy, also researched servant-class weddings of the 1920s era.

“We were surprised at just how lavish [they] were,” said Trubridge. “It made us laugh because they were very lavish and very carb heavy. There was lots of pies, breads, potatoes, and jellies—obviously because they were cheaper. Of course we don’t actually see the characters eating them [in the episode], which I think the actors were very pleased about, because there were some sprays we had to apply to make the food look a certain way, and it was pretty heavy stuff to be eating all day. But it still looked marvelous, placed on those high display plates.”

Asked if they took any factual liberties with the storyline, Trubridge told us, “Not really. We had a lot of it scripted about the fact that Carson isn’t even aware he needs an usher and the footman.” Another fact-based wedding detail: “Button holes were actually slightly larger for the servants than they would have been for the upstairs people, and that was just a little note that I hadn’t realized at all, but that we discovered and used in the story. Upstairs people would tend to have much smaller buttonholes, and because of that would just have a smaller rose head in their lapel than the servants.”

Glacial Love (ll) | Do Kyungsoo

GenreAngst, Fluff

Word Count2k

Summary In which you and Kyungsoo are lead actors for a drama with an audience who are desperate to see their favourite couple take their romance to the real world. But little do they know, your relationship off screen is the farthest thing from love

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Originally posted by awwsehun


As soon as the director announced the scene to start, the faux rain was not the only thing causing discomfort. You continued to go through the scene smoothly even though the dialogs uttered, caused nothing more than awkward tension between the two of you. 

The two of you stood in the middle of the park, with his arms encircling your waist as you wrapped yours around his shoulders. The raindrops continued to soak your clothes as you refused to let go of each other regardless.

“I have to go…” You whispered with quivering lip, taking one hand down from his shoulder to trace your fingers across his perfect features as if to almost memorise them. He closed his eyes and leant into your warm touch, constantly thinking about how much he was going to miss it. Silence had taken over the atmosphere for a few moments as the two of you stood and took as much time as you could at that moment.

“Stay” He suddenly spoke “Y-you can study here! Become a doctor and so much more just… Please don’t leave me” His voice shook with every word that came out of his mouth. Your tears began to make their way back and you instantly hid in his shoulder, not wanting to cry in front of him again. the raindrops continued to cascade down your faces -along with the tears- you nestled your head into the crook of his neck; never wanting to pull away from the only warmth you needed to protect you against the icy winds.

“You know I can’t… I promise to call every day and visit as often as I-”

“That’s not going to make up for anything, my life will be nothing without you” He cut you off, pulling you away to meet the painful look in his eyes.

“I have to go” You whispered slowly closing your eyes and letting the last teardrop trickle down your face, only for it to be instantly wiped away by his thumb as he held you face in his hands. You stared at each other for what felt like eternity, and as soon as you were about to pull away from his arms…


“Cut!" 


The director announced, causing both of you to slightly jump but not pull away. The technicians and the set staff began to reset the scene whilst you and Kyungsoo continued to stare at each other with the same look you held when you left. It wasn’t until you were reminded that the scene was finished that you finally came back to your senses and stepped out of his arms; oddly feeling the cold that was supposed to hit you a while ago.

"The scene looks almost close to perfect, but… It needs something…else!” The director whined, almost sounding like a disappointed toddler. The team of staff proceeded to form a little discussion as your designated members brought you towels to dry your hair while you waited. Usually when the director found something faulty in the scene he would make you re do the whole thing possibly postponing filming it till the next day. The thought of filming the scene again made your stomach twist slightly, but you were yet to find out the extra something he was going to add. 


After getting changed into hoodie and a pair of leggings, you were both called to the director’s office as he had something to discuss. Assuming it was about what he wanted to change about the scene, you pushed the glass door open to reveal the director sat at his desk discussing something with Kyungsoo. You padded to the seat beside his and offered each of them a smile -which of course only the director returned- before sitting down and waiting for him to drop the truth bomb. 

“So as you two may well be aware, your on screen couple hasn’t shown much intimacy recently…” He began, making your minds instantly travel back to the times when you reluctantly held hands and held each other until you were that you could pull away.

“Umm I’m pretty sure we kissed in the last episode,” You hesitantly pointed, knowing full well the kisses were not actually showing much affection

“Yes… But I- uh” You could tell he was extremely nervous about what his idea was and how agitated Kyungsoo was getting.

“I’m sorry, but I’m not sure of what you’re trying to say” He rushed the older man, who was clearly trying to beat around the bush.

“I just think it’s time you two had an actual kiss on camera… the trick shots aren’t cutting it anymore,” He quickly explained, causing both of your eyes to widen at him and then turn to each other. “Now I know you two aren’t-”

“Absolutely not! No! No!” You instantly protested. It wasn’t even him you were bothered about kissing, it was the fact his initial reaction happened to be disgust so you couldn’t be the only one showing interest.


“We agreed with no actual contact unless it was skin ship, I’m not kissing her” Snapped Kyungsoo, causing your blood to instantly boil.

“Excuse me? What do you mean you’re not kissing me? Who else do you think you’d be kissing?!” You belted which cued an instant eye roll from him.

“Well someone really wants to kiss me…” He muttered, sitting down as if to show he’d won whatever this was

“Listen here you over priced potato I am not-”

“Enough! Quit acting like pre-school children! You two have signed a contract with this drama and have agreed to show actual acts of affection on screen; especially considering the fact that this drama is based mostly on romance” He began to rant, but the anger bubbling up inside of you was the biggest distraction yet. Your last nerve was ticked off when he groaned again, causing you to instantly get up and bolt out of the room muttering profanities under your breath in hopes of getting calmed down. It did not work. You walked out into the open space outside to sit down on the bench and breathe through the anger. It wasn’t that you were dying to kiss him, but the attitude he constantly had towards you was enraging. He treated you as if you were the luckiest person on earth to land the role and have the honour of working with him.


As you continued to breathe through your rage, you heard the slight ruffling of the leaves before feeling someone plop down next you on the bench. You groaned instantly at the thought of who it was and wondered what the hell he wanted from you now.

“If you’re here to give me one of your half hearted apologies, I don’t want to hear it and I’m not kissing you.” You muttered, not even bothering to look at him again. However, the surprising thing was that the voice had chuckled, and it sounded nothing like Kyungsoo’s. Hell you didn’t even remember what Kyungsoo’s laugh sounded like anymore, but that definitely wasn’t it. You turned your head to find that the person who sat next to you looked familiar, but you could not put a finger on where you had seen him before.

“Well considering I haven’t seen you in a good few years, I wouldn’t expect you to be kissing me just yet” He spoke genuinely and your mind was travelling at the speed of light trying to remember whom this guy was. Tan skin, sharp features, addictive smirk, plush lips… “Jongin! It’s me Jongin. Gosh, just because you used to be best friends with him you forgot the rest of us even existed” He tutted, causing your eyes to widen instantly at the memories. You two had been close too considering that he was practically Kyungsoo’s other half, but you hadn’t talked to any of his band members after the spilt figuring he wouldn’t exactly appreciate it.

“What brings you here Jongin?” You asked, as you hadn’t seen any of his friends on set yet. He began to explain that he had a day off from his intense schedule and decided to accompany his friend to set. He was on his way to find him, but he’d found you sat on the bench and let his curiosity get the best of him when he saw your upset expression.


“Better question would be why you are out here and not in there making your magic” He cocked his head in question and you sighed, explaining to him the events that had taken place in the office before you rushed out here. “Oh is that what it’s about? He literally texted me about how pissed he was a few minutes ago” He informed. “I think all you two need to do is take some time to blow off steam and discuss this kiss… I mean this kiss isn’t actually a bad idea.” He admitted causing you to instantly glare at him. “Please don’t kill me” He raised his hands up in defence and you two broke into fits of laughter within a few seconds.

What the two of you didn’t notice was that Kyungsoo had walked out to find you to apologise but when he saw you laughing with Jongin, he felt a burning sensation in the pit of his stomach which he refused to accept as jealousy. Why would he be jealous? He didn’t like you like that. He didn’t like you at all. But why did the sight of you with another guy make him want to go up and claim you as his, even though you weren’t.  He went back inside, shaking his head at how stupid he thought he would be to think that apologising to you was the right thing to do. The only reason he didn’t want to kiss you was because getting addicted to your lips wasn’t something he wanted to happen, especially when your relationship was nowhere near romantic. You were reluctant to admit that you were upset with the fact that Kyungsoo hadn’t come out to talk to you yet, but you were still sat immersed in a conversation with Jongin about how each of your careers had been going so far.


“So when do you think you two will make up?” He genuinely asked, leaning back on his seat

“What do you mean by ‘make up’?” You asked confused about the context of his question. It wasn’t like you two had a fight which you could simply get over, so making up was out of the question.

“You know start being best friends again, spending almost every moment talking to or about each other, cooking food together and everything else” He reminded you of the only beautiful memories you had of your trainee days as you shook your head at his hopes.

“Jongin I don’t think things will ever go back to the way they used to, have you seen him? He absolutely hates me.” You pointed, but he looked like he couldn’t take you seriously at all as he began to giggle at your thoughts. “What?” You raised you eyebrow at his innocent grin.

“Hyung doesn’t hate you; he just needs a little time with warming to the idea of you not always being with him. I mean if it were the other way round, don’t you think you would have held a grudge too?” He suggested, making you think about it in a completely different perspective.

“I don’t know. The things he does and the way he behaves on set is not exactly something that gives me hope so I’ve just given up. And I think he has too…” You sighed leaning forward to lean your chin onto your hands.

“With you two, I wouldn’t give up that easily” He said knowingly. Both of you began to question your feelings towards each other, but was that enough for your egos to calm down?



A/N: I hope you guys liked this part and Kai’s little appearance<3 And if you have any ideas for what you want to happen in the next part, please do let me know :)

~Shazz xx

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Wait ignore my last prompt, I did not read the conditions first. New prompt: Eliot Spencer, celebrity chef AU. (Eliot/Parker/Hardison would be much appreciated, as would be team shenanigans)

(Scenes from an AU that could have been much, much bigger, I apologize for the lack of shenanigans!)

Hardison is probably going to die today. He is going to die at the hands of a chef with a steak knife, which isn’t even a poetic way to die, just a sad one, considering he’s supposed to wrangle talent for a living and the talent he’s supposed to wrangle is chefs. Sophie is going to be so disappointed in him.

“I just want to cook food,” says Eliot Spencer, most terrifying man in the world. Hardison thought that was Nate Ford, the station director, but he was wrong. He was so wrong. Hardison has met celebrity chefs, even hardass ones, and they’re mostly sweet as kittens once he butters them up right. Eliot is not living up to that.

“And I am giving you a chance to cook food, man!” Hardison gestures around the kitchen of the restaurant they’re in. “What, you want to work in someone else’s kitchen your whole life? Make some money, build a new restaurant with the proceeds, serve whatever you want.”

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SAM: Howdy! A huge heartfelt “thank you” to everyone who has followed, supported and joined me in this journey! Now. Questions!?! Check the #AskSam 

FAN: What’s on your Christmas List this year? (From Follower No 900 or so!)
SAM: Hey Angela! Had to start with you, first fan I ever met!! 300,000 later…. Xmas?! Family. Loved ones and “absolutely” no skiing… ahem

STEVEN CREE: Hi Sam. I was 2 years above you at drama school. On a scale of 1-10, how much would you say I inspired you? 
Who?

Is OL going to be filming again until Christmas or are you all on hiatus till new year?
Filming as we speak. We get two weeks off over xmas.

DAVIE (SAM’S DRIVER): will you be late?
Never. (If you’re driving…!?)

First thing you did after you found out you got the part as Jamie Fraser?
I went to the pub with my friends! Then… panic!

Do you have a special scottish tradition for Christmas/New Year?
Hogmanay. It’s scottish New Year, arguably a larger “celebration” than xmas. And a LOT of fun with many traditions.

Umbrella or hoodie when it’s rainy?
.@Barbour ;)

I’ve tweeted you @SamHeughan for over 3 yrs. Just want to say g'day & say TY 4 being such a great guy U R inspiration to many :*
G'day!! And thank you.x

Favourite tv show at the moment?
Oh god oh god oh god!!!!!! @WestworldHBO !!!!!!!! Only 2 eps in…. loved the original too

Have you ever met @jenmorrisonlive ??
Yes! Hi Jen! (She wont remember…)

Are you jealous the WCC group is climbing Kilimanjaro right now? Will you get to do it next year?
Yes! So jealous. Booked to go but our filming schedule changed. Still planning. Good Luck @WChildCancer Team! #BeatingCancer

Do you like wearing skirts?
Careful…. 

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Smash it! Whatever challenges you the most. Listen to your body. And ENJOY!

Ideas for what we should name our first born? 
Something scottish…..

When is Print Shop happening and will you tweet us when it does?
“Hsofgnfhuasosfxyanx”???

Blondes tan, red heads burn. What is naturally blonde Sam playing red headed(or is that heided??) Jamie going 2 do?
Get baked… #Jamaica

Which person in the world wouldn’t you like to see naked?
What you wearing?

How much would you charge to fart in a biscuit tin?
Depends… Plain or “Digestive”?

When do you fly back home??
Now.

I don’t have a question, I just wanted to say what a wonderful job you, Caitriona and the rest of cast and crew do.
Thank you. They do. Everyone works their ass off. Appreciated.x 

MY PEAK CHALLENGE: How much longer can we torture the #Peakers before revealing the details of #MPC2017?
Hmmmmmm It’s a BIG reveal! But soon??

Favorite actor, the one you would like to be?
Anthony Hopkins. Always admired.

Do you know it’s harder to get a reply from you than it is from @GaryBarlow and that’s saying something
He’s a gentleman. Hope he gave a good answer…

DUNCAN LACROIX: Who was more convincing in their performance of map reading during the potato scene at Lallybroch? Me or @MrStevenCree?
One was “mashed”, other was “chipped”…. #potatoHeads

CAHONAS SCOTLAND: Salt and Vinegar or Salt n Sauce?
Argh!!!! Tough! …… Ketchup?!?!?!?

Did you watch American football while you were here? Have you ever played football?
Became proud owner of @Seahawks shirt! Desperate to see them play live!! #GoSeahawks

What’s your favorite back to the future movie?
First!!! But second is a total work of art…

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Hangover cure. We like to call it “Juice”…

Sam we all loved your @Barbour video, anymore for the holiday coming?
How about the launch of my collection?! So excited…..

PICK ME, PICK ME, PICK ME!!  What are you most excited about for #MPC2017 ??
It’s going to be even BIGGER!! More challenging in every way and invite our participants to join me personally…!!

Have you had to loose weight for the upcoming season and are you doing a lighter workout to show your time in hiding etc.?
Tried to. Read book 3. You see Jamie changes a lot 

Do you have an embarrasing photo on set to share with us? ;) 

Do you drink chocolate milk after your workout or do you just have a protein shake?
Both have protein…. and carbs. Perfect.

SAM: Okay… ten more! I have a plane to catch!!

At which conventions could we meet you 2017?
News coming soon… To make EVERYONE happy… 

Did you smoke real or herbal cigarettes for this role? (Emulsion)
Here… I think Real…. nasty.

STEVEN CREE: Hi Sam. You may not remember me, we were at drama school together. A la Matrix, would you take the blue pill or the red pill?
Hoping you take both…. #askSam #NotSureITWillCure

Would you marry me?
Sure.

Will you be including more of your own personal recipe favourites in MPC2017?
YES!!!! And MORE…….!!

I’m falling asleep and you haven’t still notice me yet
Sweet dreams!

We know Jamie can’t sing, but can you?
I have the same attributes as JAMMF….

Can I join My Peak Challenge #MPC17 If I live in Greece?x
EVERYONE can join!

I’m literally begging you to say a hi from scotland for my grandpa whos a scottish man and hasnt been there for 46 years
“Will ye no come baaaaack ahhh-gain…?!?" 

SAM: Thank you all for following!! #300k #askSam #season2InATentWithAFrenchDude