omg, gillian's BFF was hyperbole. no grown woman talks about her adult friends like that. & she's never said anything remotely like david has about them being soulmates. she's never said anything particularly gushing about him at all that sounded genuine actually, which is odd don't you think?
She never gushed about him? Really?
“We’ve known each other for more than 21 years. We are best friends. And always will be.”
“I’m very fond of it and him”
“David and I have solidified and intensified our friendship”
“Only for you only, David.”
“Especially one of you”
“Us working together is more fun now than it ever has been so we took advantage of that”
“I think I was most excited about getting to work with David again, particularly in the new incarnation of our friendship, which is, um, enjoyable.”
“David and I, you know, we’ve matured, and we’re friends, and um, and so it was, it was - it was very enjoyable!”
“Happy Birthday Schmoopie!”, “thank you schmoopie!” “I’m with Schmoopie”
“I’d say, ‘why don’t we just have sex? Let’s get it on with right here on the table of this coffee shop!’ He better fucking say ‘yes’!”
“I’d give David…. an 8.”
I could go on!