and cried on every read

Pre-Kerberos! Matt HC

[Pre-Kerberos! Matt]

★ Matt is the whitest of the whites, he eats one hot chip and it’s game over.

★ He’s allergic to pickles

★ He got Katie into aliens and cryptids

  • He doesn’t regret it                                                                             

★ Him and Shiro were friends, even before the Garrison.

★ He’s a little shit, the Garrison teachers expected him to be the perfect student since he was Sam and Colleen’s son.

  • They were wrong, he started a black market and wasn’t found out until it was too late. He made more than $500 bucks cash.

★ Whenever he was called into the office to talk about his future he just answered with “Kick ass, go to space, represent the human race.”

The cost of losing a bet with him was high

  • Once a kid had to go up to Iverson and ask if he was a furry and if his boyfriend was bigfoot.
  • They were required to help Iverson for the rest of the year during their free hour.

★ Anytime anyone asked if him and Shiro were dating, he did finger guns and awkwardly backed away.

★ Has been the cause of the science lab blowing up at least 5 times.

  • Shiro was apart of three of them.

★ Puns were his shit no one could escape

  • Shiro does this make us…..Kerbros?”
  • “If it weren’t for the laws of this land, I would’ve slaughtered you, Matt.”

★ Would fight you if you said Pluto wasn’t a planet

★ Is the most oblivious of people, two kids had a crush on him at the same time and he never noticed

  • But he can somehow notice when people have crushes on each other??

★ He met Neil Degrasse Tyson once and cried

★ Katie and him show their love by roasting each other on the daily

★ “I know you love those peas, Dad.” was only the tip of the Yikesburg™ .

★ He dyed Shiro’s hair once

  • It went as well as expected
  • It was neon blue

★ He smuggled Pidge into the Garrison once with the help of Shiro

  • Keith found them dragging her through the window
  • He just stared silently and walked away

★ He can do a perfect Yoda impression

  • Katie sadly found out when she on the verge of sleep at 3am

★ Subs always liked him for some reason, no one really knew how or why though.

★ He could name all 206 bones in the human body, and he taught Keith how to break every one of them

★ Katie popped out the lens in his back-up prescription glasses

  • He cried

★ He can quote back to the future word for word

★ “What are you gonna do punch me???”

  • The kid decked him
  • He broke their leg

★ He threatened to sell Katie to the Garrison for a pizza

  • A guy’s gotta do what they gotta do to get some decent food

★ “How’d you do in your flight test, Matt?” “Oh, I nearly killed Shiro. it’s chill though.”

★ He cries whenever he sees dogs since the Garrison is in the middle of nowhere

  • He once cried for more dog deaths in three school days than his entire life

★ “Hey Matt, high-five the stars for me okay?” “Of course, Katie.”

  • She hasn’t found out if he did or not.

★ It was his idea to name their dog Gunther

  • “What the fuck, Matt” “It haS CHARACTER KATIE”

★ Him and his mom are kickass together.

  • Everyone is low-key terrified of them

★ He crashed his bike into a tree once

  • “Lol you guys will never guess what happened”
  • “What”
  • “My bone is no longer in my leg”

★ “Do you think Iverson and—” “I’m gonna stop you right there.”

★ He hacked the speakers in the Garrison to play Bill Nye the Science Guy when someone said he wasn’t a real scientist

★ Believes in the multiverse theory and soulmates

  • Maybe in some other universe him and Shiro are happy

★ He’s pan and poly, fight me   

  • Katie got him a shirt that read “Pans for Bigfoot”    
  • He wore it everywhere

★ He finished the office in a week and stares at a security camera whenever something stupid happens

★ Someone confessed to him once and he panicked and said “Thank you”

★ Matt is actually a super good crossdresser???

  • Shiro and Keith are surprised???
  • Katie had to get it from somewhere y’all

★ Lowkey likes to make fun of Keith for being Texan

  • “Y’all’d’ve done good if y’all had listened to me.”
  •  “I hate living because of you, Matt.”

★ Bill Nye the Science Guy is his dad and you can’t tell him otherwise.

  • He’ll fight you if you say he isn’t a real Scientist

★ MATT REALLY LIKES AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER, LIKE I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN IT BUT I KNOW HE DOES.

★ Him and Katie learned Latin for kicks

★ Speaks fluent meme

★ **Drops one piece of candy on his room floor** “,,,,,,,,” **Kneels down to look for it**

★ 10/10 doesn’t know how to handle any crushes he has

  • He realized he had a crush on Shiro with the “help” of Katie and Keith
  • He tried to eat an entire jar of pickles afterwards

★ “Matt, you have a crush on my brother, admit it” “New glasses, who dis?”

★ “Shiro, when I was your age,,,,,,” “One day, you’re just not going to wake up.”

★ He somehow convinced Shiro to dress up as Watson while he was Sherlock

★ Hamilton’s number 1 fan

★ He spits out facts at random

  • “Y’know Alexander Hamilton spelt Philadelphia wrong in our Constitution?” 
  • Katie, who has been running on 3 hours of sleep: please shut tf up

★ “You’re a little shit Matt” “Atleast I don’t quote Fairy Tail any chance i get”

★ Matt: THIS BITCH EMPTY 
★ Katie, grabbing his backpack full of assignments from the Garrison: Y E E T

★ He hates coffee but will drink 5 cans of soda in an hour

★ “YOOOOO I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY WANT” “SO TELL ME WANT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT” “I WANNA–”

  • Sam Holt voice: Please,,,,just go to sleep”

★ He’s a Gryffindor

★ Someone bet him that he couldn’t eat 2 of the new Grand Macs

  • He ate 4, Katie ate 5
  • Everyone was impressed and low-key terrified

★ Shiro: bro take off your glasses
★ Matt: bro everything’s a blur
★ Shiro: that’s my life without you
 Matt, tearfully: Bro… 

Iverson: any questions?
Matt: Yeah, first of all, how dare you?

★ “Would you slap Katie for $2,000?” “I’d break both of Katie’s arms and my own leg for a small fry from McDonald's”

★ Shiro gave him one of his sweaters when it was cold out once

  • Shiro hasn’t seen it since

★ He had an emo phase that lasted 2 months before he got tired of the eyeliner

  • Katie likes to bring it up at the worst times

He’s covered in bandaids 90% of the time

  • Most times it’s because he and Katie were fucking around while building smth

★ “The amount of uses for a dead horse is infinite” “Matt, honestly, just go to church”

★ His mind is just a constant loop of that scene in VeggieTales where the realized they didn’t have hands and just sadly looked at each other

★ “KATIE POKEMON PIDGEOTTO HOLT

★ Mashed potatoes can and should fuck him up

★ Learned to play the kazoo for meme opportunity

★ Once burnt off one of his eyebrows from boiling water

★ Him and Katie do the handshake thing from Zack and Cody

★ Whenever someone asks to see a picture of Katie, he just pulls out a picture of Pidgey from Pokémon

  • Matt: Isn’t she pretty?

★ He beat every island in poptropica

★ He can make really nice flower crowns nobody has questioned it

★ He talks with his hands a lot

  • He’s hit Keith in the face more than once because of it

★ You know when it snowed in Egypt for the first time in years and that guy had that giant ass snowball and was gonna fucking dunk it on his friend?

  • That’s Matt

★ He can dance?? Where did he learn it? Nobody knows

★ “Keith I came as soon as i heard! I can’t believe it I knew you two were close”
★“Wtf are you talking about?”
★“Punk is dead, Keith”

★ When the rumour that MCR was coming back you bet your ass Matt was ready to blast every song whenever he saw Keith

★ “I’m Matt, the radar technician”

★ He recreated BB-8 from Star Wars: The Force Awakens and cried

★ “Bitch, I am a gift of God, square up”

  • Get it? Because Matthew means gift of God??

★ He can solve a rubix cube behind his back in under 35 seconds

★ If he laughs hard enough he’ll start snorting

  • 50% of the time he won’t notice because he’s too busy laughing
  • The other 50% he’ll stop and frown in disgust at his own snort

★ He found out Shiro poured his milk in before the cereal and kicked him out their dorm

Matt: Hey, Shiro, want to stay for dinner?
Colleen: Do you want to stay forever?

★ Iverson lowkey reminds him of Snape, so by default he just doesn’t like him

★ “Work, work!” “Matthew!”
    “Work, work!” “Katherine!”
    “,,,,,and Keith”
    “The conspiracy theorists!”

★ Unlike his sister, he likes to garden and starts one in their backyard with their mom

★ Matt would totally force Shiro to cosplay Team Rocket for Halloween with Pidge being Meowth and Keith being an edgier version of Ash Ketchum

  • Shiro as Jessie and Matt as James of course

★ He owns every pokemon game in existence

  • Pokemon Snap was his shit when he was like 7
  • He 360 noscoped the Pokemon with apples

★ Has read all of the Harry Potter books three times

★ He tried to teach Shiro how to dance

  • They never finished though because neither of them could take the sexual tension

★ He was more into the galaxies and multiple universes part of space, while Katie was excited for the tech advances 

  • They were both 100% ready for aliens though

★ Shiro told him he couldn’t create the Marauders Map, so he did out of spite

★ Talked in nothing but Shakespeare for a day to piss off Katie

★ He loved ducktales

  • Too bad he can’t see the reboot

★ Barbie and the 12 dancing princesses was his shit

★ When Katie was born, he brought a potato with him when he went to the hospital to compare the two

★ He always wore sweaters that didn’t quite fit him, so he could have Sweater Paws

★ There was a supposed ‘haunted’ house on his street, so him Katie and the Broganes all snuck out to investigate

  • A window broke while they were in there
  • Keith shapeshifted into Sonic and bolted, Katie started hysterically crying and laughing at the same time as she ran, and Matt jumped into Shiro’s arm and Shiro fuckin’ booked it
  • They all agreed not to talk about it

★ Once in gym, a ball was about to hit someone in the face but instead of yelling “duck!” he yelled “dICK”

  • To this day no one has let him live it down

★ Uses an absurd amount of emoticons when texting

★ 10/10 would meme again

★ Used the word “Yo” too many times to count

★ Tried to bury Katie underneath a bunch of snow when she was 10

★ He can’t swim

★ He’s cried during nearly every Disney and Pixar movie


[Read Part Two// Post-Kerberos! Matt HC here!]

like i love klaus baudelaire cos hes everything little boys r told NOT to be ….. hes so delicate & emotional, he cries like every 40 pages, he loves reading and learning n hes really proud of that, hes so soft and physically affectionate with the people he loves, he always says what he feels and he doesnt mind being protected ….. these are all traits u find in GIRLS in most childrens books which is why klaus is so important, he teaches little boys that u can be soft AND heroic AND a boy at the same time which is a lesson boys or men for that matter are rarely if ever taught

astro witch coven au (moonbin)

introduction | rocky | eunwoo | moon bin | mj | jinjin

  • Astro’s resident Charmer

    • Rocky insists on calling him a Talisman creator but Bin personally thinks “charmer” fits his Very Attractive Face very well

    • He deals with charms and spells and puts them into objects to protect or to curse or to do stupid things like fly around Rocky’s head

  • ½ of the Lil Shit line  

  • I swear to god he’s such a little shit

  • Loves pranking the rest of the Coven

    • Loves charming multiple things to fly around Rocky’s head

      • And it pisses Rocky off so incredibly much

      • Once he made Rocky’s metal ladle fly about a metre above his head for about 10 minutes before Rocky glowered at him and threatened to slip a skin colour changing potion into his drink

      • He put it down pretty quickly

      • Rocky put the potion in his drink anyway as a lesson

    • Loves loves loves pranking Sanha

      • Once he stole a dead beetle from Rocky’s potion ingredients stash and asked Sanha to hold it temporarily while he went to the bathroom

      • But he added a Vibration spell beforehand and just as he left Sanha alone it started twitching

      • Sanha screamed so loudly nearly all his hyungs came running

      • I mean they all laughed but Sanha nearly cried

      • Once also he charmed several crystals with a Shouting spell

      • And put them all near places Sanha frequents like the bathroom and the stairs and the kitchen and whatnot

      • And every time Sanha went near those places it shouted, really loudly, “MJ, JINJIN, CHA EUNWOO, MOONBIN, ROCKY, YOON SANHA, A S T RO” in his ear

      • And Sanha yelped EVER Y T I M E it was hilarious

      • It also got Bin a whack on the head by Eunwoo because “even though it’s hilarious it’s not nice to bully a yoUNG CHILD, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT” yeah

  • A ridiculously talented charmer Talisman Creator

    • His mum says it’s because he was born under some star or whatever Bin didn’t really listen because he was too busy doing other things

    • But when he was 8 his powers started to manifest very very strongly and his parents had to send him away to a stronger coven to train

    • I mean, his parents run a pretty small charm shop and they’re fairly good with energy and charms

    • But Bin’s magic became hard to control even for skilled witches like themselves he began dispelling excess energy into inanimate objects

    • Once Bin’s dad came home to find his pots and pans dancing around the kitchen and Su A crying because of the sheer amount of noise her brother was making

    • So Bin’s mum sent him away to a family friend

    • Speaking of which

  • Trained under Ravi from the VIXX coven

    • So he joined them when he was 8 and he was the most powerful young witch they’ve ever trained

    • Which is saying something because all the witches there had dealt with at least 3 apprentices each before

    • And the last most powerful witch they apprenticed ended up being part of their coven aka Hyuk

    • Story time

      • So when Bin’s mum brings him in to meet N Bin is really really afraid

      • He’s eight and he doesn’t want to live far away from his family with these strange tall beings he wants to stay home and he wants to run around with Su A and watch as his blue flows through with her lavender

      • And so he goes kicking and screaming to the VIXX coven

      • But when he gets there he sees sparkling, shiny crystals floating around N and he sees how they glow with a soft, pale blue light and his heart immediately aches because he wants to do that

      • And when N places a small Calming charm in his hand he feels the magic running through it and pulsing into his veins and he’s suddenly giddy with the power and peaceful all at once and he knows he wants to make this happen

      • And so he pushes up his tiny glasses and tugs on his mum’s hand and tells her quietly that he’ll see her later because he wants to go with Uncle N (cue N squawking indignantly that he is not An Uncle, thank you very much) to learn how to charm things

      • And his mum just pats his head and tells him with tears in her eyes that she’s proud of him and to behave and that she’ll see him during the weekend

    • But yeah the VIXX members quickly pick up Bin as part of their group it’s so cute

      • He’s apprenticed under Ravi but he takes lessons from everyone

      • I mean, he’s messed up a couple times and sometimes it’s hilarious

        • See: the time Ravi taught him to make a Waterproof charm and made Bin test it out on himself by dumping a bucketful of water on his head and seeing if he stayed dry

        • Hint: he didn’t

        • Which is a story in itself

      • And sometimes it’s alarming

        • When Bin thought he made a pretty good Fireproof talisman and threw the charmed pebble into the fire

        • It was Not Fireproof it was Flammable

        • RIP VIXX’s fireplace

  • Loves 2 sleep

  • No kidding

    • Naps everywhere

    • Anytime

    • As long as he’s not watching over some crystal formation or some energy channel he’s napping

    • He’s a tired baby please forgive him

  • Loves 2 eat

    • Also not kidding

    • Eats everything

    • Anywhere

    • Anytime

    • I woke up at 7am to watch Bin’s eating livestream he was adorable he was so painfully boyfriend please kill me

    • Eunwoo’s often wondered if he’s stored his stomach in a separate talisman or something and that’s why he can eat so much

    • But no, it’s really because Bin loves all and any food

    • But it’s also because he uses a shit ton of energy when he seals spells and charms into different talismans so he snacks all the time and eats a lot at meals

    • He likes to joke it’s him leaving a bit of himself in every talisman he creates but it’s not that much of a joke because it’s kind of true

  • Also loves to flirt

    • I’m kidding really he ‘flirts’ with everyone but he doesn’t really mean to do it????

    • It’s mostly his smile I think he just grins and everyone kind of lowkey falls under his spell

    • Haha see what I did there

    • And when he opens his mouth literally everything sounds flirty

    • (swings by the Seventeen coven to deliver charms to Mingyu)

      • “hey love, how’re you doing?” @ mingyu

      • not even a flirty sentence

      • but he’s grinning at Mingyu and Mingyu has a faint blush spreading across his cheeks

      • “wow uh Nothing Much” mmhmm very coherent Mingyu

      • no lie my roommate was once actually so flustered she actually said this out loud then walked into like 3 people

      • “Oh, and I added an extra crystal in there along with your order, by the way. I had an extra one lying around begging for a Happiness charm.” (adds on a wink) @ Mingyu

      • Mingyu, in his head: “mmasdhfkljsajskdfhlkasjd”

      • Bin: (accidentally has to deal with a glowering Wonwoo)

      • now Wonwoo deals with all the deliveries to the Seventeen coven house in case that one Charmer comes again and tries to flirt with his boy

    • ok but truth the very first time he went to deliver charms with Ken to learn his delivery route was when he was like 10 and Ken deemed him capable of controlling his powers outdoors  

      • and literally nearly everyone fell in love with this boy

      • all the old witches cooed over him

      • even the grumpy potions master over at the Bangtan coven loved Bin he actually smiled at Bin and gave him a piece of candy that Ken checked meticulously for signs of tampering even though Ken’s been going there for forever and he’s never even gotten a smile  

      • literally the most precious child my heart is in pain I love baby Bin

  • Changes hair colour every 2 or 3 weeks

    • Usually it’s a side effect of a spell

    • He’d be using too much energy to do something by accident and the energy would spill over in the atmosphere and dance around the closest living thing

    • It used to be a plant he kept next to the table and it used to sprout randomly coloured flowers but one day MJ swiped it for a blood ritual and it was never returned to him so

    • Now the energy hovers around him and sometimes when he straightens up all the excited energy floats around his head and runs through his hair

    • And you’d just see Bin’s eyes shining in concentration through a blue stream of magic

    • So sometimes you’ll see him in the morning with deep purple hair and in the afternoon you’ll see him with pastel blue hair

    • It throws Eunwoo off sometimes but Eunwoo loves all his colours anyway

    • Sometimes it dances around Eunwoo’s head and all Eunwoo does is lean back from the blue clouds and watch it flow excitedly

    • And sometimes Bin watches him

  • Is so so so incredibly soft for a small bean with a beautiful eyesmile it’s not even funny at this point

    • IT’S SO OBVIOUS TO ALL THE MEMBERS

    • To everyone but Eunwoo tbh

    • I mean the moment he met Eunwoo he was Whipped™ for that man

    • What’s that

    • You want to hear the story of how they met ????

    • Well I guess I gotta

    • Here we go

    • Bin was in the middle of training with Hyuk and Hyuk was trying to teach him a Pain hex charm

    • Which requires a lot of energy by the way since Pain hexes need the charmer to have an evil (? Negative?) intention

    • But Bin’s always discharged his negative energy by pulling pranks on all his members in the VIXX coven

    • So it was really difficult for him to pull negative energy from the air

    • (Hyuk said it’d get easier as it went on because the longer you live the angrier you get at the world but Bin isn’t sure if he wants that to happen)

    • And so sitting with 10 crystals floating around his head and Hyuk sitting opposite him Bin starts to cast the hex

    • Fast forward three hours

    • It’s just the same thing but with more frustration

    • And more light blue energy floating about his head

    • And Hyuk falling asleep

    • Fast forward another 2 hours and Bin’s passed out on the floor with a cut on his forehead because one of the crystals was a bit too zealous in its spinning

    • And Hyuk’s kneeling over him and smacking his face and he’s not moving at all and Hyuk is panicking slightly and he doesn’t know what to do and

    • Next thing they know Hongbin’s levitating Bin out the door and Ravi’s in the car and they’re driving as fast as they can to the nearest Healing house

    • And this was back when Eunwoo was still training with Snuper

    • So Ravi just bursts into the house and Hongbin’s shuffling Bin into the house and all the Healers look up from different spots around the house at the noise

    • And the first one downstairs is Eunwoo and he’s snapping out a thin sheet onto a Healing table so Hongbin can set Bin down and everything is happening all at once and way too fast

    • And Ravi’s talking a mile a minute at Eunwoo about the hex Bin was trying to master and the crystals are circling agitatedly around Bin’s head and Hongbin’s chewing on his lip and trying not to let tears slip out

    • But the more Ravi explains about the hex the more worried Eunwoo gets about this pale boy that’s getting increasingly weaker as time slips by so Eunwoo stares right into Bin’s face and places a single finger on Bin’s forehead because wow if anything, Eunwoo is sure this boy is too beautiful to die

    • And instantly a spark of green runs down Eunwoo’s arm and shocks into Bin and there’s a flash of blue as Bin jolts on the table

    • And suddenly the table is smoking with blue and green magic

    • It’s so heady it sends the two Charm witches reeling and Hongbin and Ravi have to sit down and the witch on the Healing table beside Bin’s blinks sleepily and starts to sit up

    • And suddenly Bin’s eyes fly open and meet Eunwoo’s and wo w

    • Wow

    • Woooooow

    • Bin has to blink a couple times because wow is he dead already?

    • He didn’t even get to say goodbye to his parents

    • Or his sister :(

    • But ??? he can ask this angel to help him tell them, I guess?

    • Wait

    • Do witches go to heaven

    • He’s not sure but he’s pretty sure he’s in heaven because there’s no way this angel belongs in hell

    • Wait

    • The angel’s talking

    • And he looks worried?????? The angel keeps blinking and Bin vaguely starts counting the number of beautiful long eyelashes

    • And suddenly Bin’s ears unclog and he hears Ravi and Hongbin murmuring worriedly and the angel asking him if he’s alright

    • Oh dear if Ravi and Hongbin are here does it mean they were killed too oh God Bin didn’t mean to do this he never meant for any of this to hap-

    • And then he hears Eunwoo say, “Oh thank goodness you’ve woken up, we thought you were going to die…”

    • And it’s the softest thing he’s ever heard wow how can someone have a voice like a windchime????

    • Wait

    • He’s alive

    • He’s ALIVE

    • And the first thing he says is

    • “Are you real? Like, not an angel?”

    • And he watches as the not-angel flushes

    • “Yeah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,”

    • And instantly even with his forehead stinging and his legs weak he props himself up on his forearms and grins through the pain at Eunwoo

    • “Well, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”

    • And immediately he feels Ravi roll his eyes and Hongbin smacks him on the back of his head

    • But Eunwoo is smiling and blushing and his smile is so so so beautiful Bin get stunned into silence once more and obeys Hongbin’s hands as he gets laid down once more on the table

    • Until he realises that this particular angel’s method of healing is by touch and he flushes

    • Truly a blessing

    • I guess you could say

    • He was touched by an angel

    • Please shoot me

(dabs) i’m nearly done with finals i’ve got 2 more papers on thursday and friday then i’ll write something short about how Eunwoo recruited Bin into Astro (dabs again)

SONIC 06 IS BETTER THAN THE GREAT GATSBY.

Fanfic rec. Misunderstandings!

So, I’ve been thinking about organizing my recs by categorizing the fics by theme. I’ve also thought of trying to stick to less known fics and well… I decided to start with my favorite trope ever: misunderstandings.

Getting warm

Mystrade, complete, 5000 words.

Author’s summary: Established mystrade. When Mycroft finds Greg smiling and looking flirtatious with a man who is clearly an ex-boyfriend, he draws the obvious conclusion. Greg, however, might have a thing or two to say about that.

Some notes: Insecure!Mycroft, Greg is super sweet, everything hurts but it’s lovely.

Fall and Climb

Johnlock, complete, 5400 words.

Author’s summary: After being away for two years, Sherlock bursts back into John’s life on that fateful night, as John is about to propose to his girlfriend. Everything is different now; but Sherlock wants John back.

Some notes: Post Reichenbach fic, Mary isn’t nice.

Confirmation Bias

Johnlock (side Mystrade), complete, 9000 words.

Author’s summary: Leaving John in Mycroft’s care was probably a misstep. He has no other choice though. But it quickly becomes one of the biggest mistakes of his life when Sherlock realizes that his brother’s dating again.

Some notes:Jealous!Sherlock, brotherly bickering, they’re all idiots.

Let Love reign Us all

Johnlock, complete, 8300 words.

Author’s summary: Sherlock has resigned himself to spending Christmas Eve alone at Baker Street, but John has different plans.

Some notes: angst, insecure!Sherlock, everything hurts but it ends well. Also, Sherlock gets a puppy!

An Alpha Omega Thing

Johnlock, complete, 4200 words.

Author’s summary: Sherlock is pregnant. But John’s says he’s not the father!

Some notes: Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics, implied Mpreg, Sherlock is silly, John is super jealous (although he denies it) and everyone is very super protective of Sherlock.

I forgot my jacket

Johnlock, complete, 8900 words.

Author’s summary: John and Sherlock are best friends who share a dorm at school and text while John is away for a rugby match over the weekend. And of course, it’ll be Johnlock sometime.

Some notes: teenlock, jealousy, both being terribly oblivious but unbearably cute.

The Good Night

Johnlock, complete, 4300 words.

Author’s summary: Sherlock keeps sneaking into John’s room at night and then pretending like nothing’s changed the next morning. A man can only handle so much of this before he snaps.

Some notes: warning for mild dubious consent, great smut, pining!John.

A Human’s Prize

Johnlock, complete, 22300 words.

Author’s summary: Prince John is a well-travelled man of the world, and yet even he is taken aback when a beautiful merman is delivered to the doorstep of the castle. Despite the helpless creature’s fear of him, John resolves to be the best host he can be for his adorable new guest.

Some notes: merlock, so very painful at parts, pining!Sherlock and happy ending.

Tongues in the Kettle

Johnlock, complete, 3500 words.

Author’s summary :Sherlock is distraught after John leaves him, and begins to wonder whether any of what John said was true.

Some notes: angst, angst and more angst.

Unexpected

Johnlock (side Mystrade and Irene/Kate), complete, 27700 words 

 Author’s summary: Nothing was supposed to change. But a baby… well, that might change things.

Some notes: unilock, one night stand (of sorts), Mpreg and Alpha/Beta/Omega dynamics.

And finally my 2 favorite fics ever (that also happen to be fandom’s classics, or at least they are in my opinion):

On the Losing Side 

Author’s summary: “After Mary’s death, John moves back into Baker Street, but is still upset at the loss of his wife and child. Eventually, he and Sherlock stumble into a sort of relationship, but it’s more physical than anything and they don’t talk about it.

They especially don’t talk during sex.

If they are going to have sex, Sherlock notices the signs hours beforehand, and he prepares carefully. The lights are off, they’re under the covers, he prepares himself using lots of lube so he can make it feel as much like a woman as he can, and he doesn’t let himself make any noise so that, if John wishes, he can pretend that he’s still with Mary.”

Personal notes: oh, the angst, the feels, the marvelous writing! A must-read definately.

You Can Hear the Wind

Author’s summary: Sherlock discovers he can feel emotions after all. He’s just not sure what he’s supposed to do about them. And why is John always upset with him?

Personal notes: I’ve read this around 10 times and I’ve cried every single time. God, I adore this so bloody much!!! If you haven’t read it, you need to do it ASAP!

I actually have read far more fics with this particular trope, not to mention rec them, but my computer isn’t cooperating so… I’ll cut it short this time. More to come very soon though!

In the meantime, I hope you’ll enjoy them :D

i know i’m a bit late but since it was fanfic writers’ appreciation day i thought i’d do a fic rec list!

let’s start with brooklyn nine nine seeing as that’s what i’m reading most days!

okay, first the legendary i’ve been sleepwalking too close to the fire by @elsaclack, in which amy goes under cover following the events of johnny and dora (aka the most iconic fic you’ll ever read. i’ve read it like five times and cried every! single! time!)

take me to sturch (stage church) by @peraltiagoisland, a drama club au in which jake and amy are rivals, constantly paired as lovers in their school productions. this fic will make you go !!!! but you also want to scream at the level of denial that these dorks are in, it’s incredible!! need me the next chapter!!!

for you are my fate by lymans, fake dating!!!! need i say more?!?!?! amy enlists jake to be her date and fake boyfriend for her cousin’s destination wedding, i love this fic so much, a 100% must read!

we know it’s never simple, never easy by secretly human, angst city!! that’s all i say! will destroy you!

time for another @elsaclack one! you can tell me when it’s over if the high was worth the pain, a post s4 fic and i just!! can’t even begin to describe the amount of feelings this has given me, just everything about it is amazing! go read it right now!!!!!!

bury my heart on the coals by @the-pontiac-bandit, another post s4 fic, and only one chapter in and already incredible! i can’t wait for more and y’all should go read it!

everything is easier when you’re home by @sergeant-santiago neighbours au!!! need i say more??!?! only three chapters in and already loving this fic! i can’t wait for more!!

rivers and roads by @elsaclack, a post s3 fic and a classic in the fandom, also give the song a listen while you read if you want to sob extra hard ;))

just a little bit of your heart is all i want by @nolookfive this is just so cute!! like you’re reading it and you’re like oh my god!! this is so cute!! and then you finish it and your just like!!! that was so cute!!!! and basically anything where jake and amy talk about kids is a+++++

put it out to sea and perfect our chemistry by @the-pontiac-bandit, beach house 2018! jake and amy end up in the freezing pool in the middle of the night! i love this fic, it’s just so happy and cute and it made me laugh and smile, definitely worth the read!

five thousand, four hundred, and seventy-five days by 23anne, another post s4 fic that will literally tear your heart out

we watched the sun set over the hill by (you guessed it) @elsaclack, there are literally no other words to describe this fic other than beautiful, just truly beautiful

other fandoms!! including girl meets world, harry potter, and stranger things

girl meets world

but there never seems to be enough time by @kirayukimuras this fic!! i don’t even have the words!!! it will kill you dead! a riarkle coma au that none of us are emotionally equipped to handle!

Flower Crowns, Galaxies, and Ultraviolet Loose Change by @couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name this fic is so beautiful and literally left me speechless! riarkle through the years, farkle centric! 

darling don’t you ever grow up (just stay this little) by @underwcrlds​ riley reflecting on her relationship with maya!! absolutely beautiful! bound to tug on your heartstrings!

dogs by @kirayukimuras this fic!! fucked me up!!! another riarkle au where they work at animal clinic, and work the dogs together. this fic is so beautiful and so god damn angsty! go reeeaaadd!!!!

stranger things

el byers and the secret crush by someone_else_before a post s1, happy ending au! this is literally the cutest thing ever and will make you squeal! 

thorns by @raesberri literally the opposite of above, a post s1 fic but with out the happy ending! absolutely angst ridden, but incredibly beautiful!

harry potter

the year of the long way home by @kirayukimuras a deamus fic set during the war! i am absolutely loving this fic, so much!!! it’s so beautifully written and giving me every emotion possible (which includes: dana just let them be happy!!!!!!!)

i’ll help you stitch up your wounds by @kirayukimuras (again!! i swear i’m not biased bc she’s like the best person ever, she is also an amazing writer!!!) a wolfstar college au with everbody’s favourite tropes of slow burn, enemies to friends to lovers!! hoenstly just go read it, it’s so angsty in some parts but it’s all worth it! trust me!!!

i have read so many fics in my time, and there are so many that i’ve read and have since lost all trace of! for all of my fic recs check out these links x x x

What I love about each B.A.P member

Yongguk:

  • This is going to be long and emotional
  • His stage presence 
  • He’s an entirely different person on stage
  • It’s because he gets angry before each performance
  • His actions during LOE'16 
  • i.e stripping his shirt off during several shows 
  • Then proceeding to drench himself in water 
  • By the end of the tour the other members were pouring water on themselves too 
  • I still haven’t recovered from all of that 
  • But stop the music and he’s just a shy, sweet lil grampa 
  • If you ever need an example of “don’t judge a book by its cover” look no further than Bang Yongguk
  • He’s adorable when he gets shy 
  • He’s actually adorable all the time 
  • Remember how nervous he was during the release of Carnival
  • His smile T-T
  • His laugh 
  • His tattoos
  • *fans self*
  • I come alive when his chest piece peaks out 
  • His love for all things rose gold
  • His love for art 
  • His awareness of what’s going on in the world 
  • How many 20 something people can you name who read a physical newspaper???
  • Watches League of Legends games in bed 
  • Let’s play sometime Bang 
  • Remember that edit he made of “Feel So Good”
  • but he really just slowed it down like 10x
  • Made B.A.B.Y bc someone requested a fan song at a fan sign 
  • His reaction when the other members imitate his deep voice
  • Speaking of…
  • HIS VOICE
  • I could listen to him talk until the end of time 
  • His voice is so deep but so beautiful and soft 
  • He never rushes his words
  • Everything he says is thought out 
  • His rapping
  • But I honestly melt when he sings 
  • His singing is heavenly  
  • I hope he sings more in the future 
  • That time he broke an apple in half with his hands but he couldn’t believe he did it 
  • Never in a hurry 
  • Like ever 
  • Snails move faster than him 
  • If there was a zombie apocalypse he would be the first to go
  • Shades TS
  • Loves ramen
  • Give him another ramen cf
  • Used to be a telemarketer 
  • His telemarketer voice lol 
  • The way he runs his hands through his hair 
  • His lying down show on V app
  • I have never screamed and cried so much during a live broadcast 
  • He knew what to do to drive BABYz crazy
  • Ugh he was being so cute then T^T
  • Giving the camera kisses 
  • And telling us to get under the covers with him 
  • Bang pls, my heart 
  • But it was so cute that he asked the members how to work the V app just so he could talk to us 
  • When asked where he would take someone on the first date, he said he’d invite them into his shirt 
  • Ok bye how do I get that date 
  • When he wears glasses 
  • His clothing style 
  • His love for Tigger
  • The character and his dog 
  • He sends videos of Tigger to the members 
  • How pure is that T^T
  • The way he is with children
  • His compassion and charity
  • Wants to make the world better 
  • Influences his members and BABYz to do good deeds
  • Old soul
  • But so beautiful and kind 
  • His birthmark 
  • Failed his driving test not once, but 3 times
  • Like dude I failed mine on the first try bc of a technicality 
  • But 3 times???? 
  • It’s okay there are lots of people who will drive you around :) 
  • Drunkenness 
  • His Instagram is black & white bc color hurts his eyes 
  • “Our team came back”
  • “Yah, Moon Jongup”
  • He works so hard to give us good music 
  • I’m glad he’s resting now 
  • His haNDS
  • They are the most beautiful hands I have ever seen 
  • And they are SO SOFT 
  • I cry when I think about his hands
  • Remember when Himchan posted that picture of Yongguk getting a manicure 
  • What a couple 
  • “Bang” makes for some great ship names
  • Straight up said he loves the other members more than BABYz 
  • The most patient man I have ever seen 
  • If he ever gets angry, he doesn’t curse
  • He just speaks in an even lower tone
  • The time he was playing a game with cups on The Show and almost lost his shit because the cups kept falling down
  • The foundation of B.A.P
  • Kept B.A.P together 
  • “Alone you might be weak, but together we can be strong" 
  • This man if full of great quotes and wisdom
  • Especially: "banana shake”
  • The amount of emotion he puts into every rap 
  • His songs on SoundCloud 
  • He shows his vulnerability through his songs
  • AM 4:44
  • I cannot tell you how many times I played AM 4:44 on repeat during hard times 
  • I remember the first time I heard it I was covered in goosebumps 
  • I still get them
  • When I read the lyrics I cried 
  • He poured every ounce of himself into that song
  • “Everything’s gonna be alright" 
  • A simple yet powerful sentence 
  • I wonder if he realizes that one sentence has been a source of strength for many BABYz
  • I wonder if he realizes that B.A.P has been a huge source of strength for BABYz
  • Thank you, B.A.P, for being our strength

Feel free to add some of your favorite Yongguk things! Our precious gummy leader.

YG | HC | DH | YJ | JU | ZL

anonymous asked:

My daughter was murdered 6 years ago. I cried when reading about your new book particularly "for every murder victim, the loved ones are left to cope with the after-effects of what is undoubtedly the most difficult period in their lives. As the saying goes, grief is love that has no home." This just hits so close to home and you have just put all of my feelings into one small sentence. I think it's great you have written a book about a topic so many people are so afraid of. Thank you.

I offer my utmost condolences. I can’t even begin to imagine that. I really am sorry for your loss. Speaking to parents in the same predicament as yourself, I acknowledged that their feelings resonated within that quote.

It’s certainly a touchy and heartbreaking subject but when it comes to cold cases, public knowledge is key. If people don’t hear about these atrocious unsolved cases then there’s no chance they’ll ever be solved. When the case goes cold and the children’s photograph isn’t in the news anymore, it’s out of mind and I don’t agree with that.

Unsolved murders are horrific enough but the unsolved murder of a child elicits a certain visceral emotion. They are the purest of the pure and their killers don’t deserve to evade justice. They don’t deserve to fade into obscurity and their stories deserve to be known. How else will they be solved?

liarb  asked:

tell us about your feelings about y&b harry

Eva rjfjdksksks LISTEN to me I WOULD DIE FOR Y&B HARRY OKAY. just … ok look at the start he’s kind of an arse but he’s just very misunderstood and he has incredibly low self esteem and is !! so terribly self destructive !! that legit by the end of the first half all I wanted to do was wrap him up and give him a cuddle :(( y&b harry DOESN’T THINK HE DESERVES ANYTHING BETTER THAN SHITTY ONE NIGHT STANDS BUT HE DOES !!!!!!! HE DESERVES SO MUCH BETTER DJJCKXK FUCK. and louis … oh my god louis WANTS TO GIVE THAT TO HIM !! he wants to help him but HARRY ! WON’T ! LET ! HIM ! poor Harry thinks he’s worth nothing and he puts up this protective front and never lets anyone in ever and it makes me so sad that he deprives himself of so much love just bc he thinks he isn’t worthy of it :( but he IS he may be a twat sometimes but when he takes the blame for Liam’s overdose instead of Niall and is legit ready to just be hated by all of them ?? WHAT KIND OF SELF SACRIFICING ANGEL ??? and his family was fucked up and he’s always struggled with himself and his emotions and he literally … doesn’t know how to behave around louis when he starts feeling things towards him so he lashes out sjdjdksm and FUCK WHEN HE CRIES WHILE PLAYING THE PIANO EVERY TIME I READ IT I LEGIT WANNA JSUT … DIE LIKE !!! BABY !!!!!!! and then by the end when finally FINALLY he lets himself love and be loved it’s just like … so incredibly satisfying and good and Right and just .. wow in conclusion I truly would lay down my life for y&b harry thank u very very much

I’ve been reading @decembercamiecherries ‘s “Words That Water Flowers“ fanfic and i just love it so much (Q__Q (yeah, like every other of her fanfic that i read//cries). Her writing is so good I can feel the character’s feelings. I know there’s quite a number of fanarts already, but i’ve gotten this far at drawing it, I might as well just post it (TvT. 

ilysm for writing! 

anonymous asked:

I think shawol's are pretty much going to feel uneasy until we see all of them together and happy and smiling with each other. We need ourselves that ot5!

Calling a universal prayer circle for Shawols because it looks like we’re gonna have to be in this for the long haul. I’d say “patience little grasshoppers” but we’ve been pretty patient. gosh….the last ot5 event was smtown back in mid July. But…we’ve been in longer droughts so i think we can manage! we kind of have to. The true Shawols are gonna come out of this at the end shining almost brighter than SHINee themselves because having the strength to stick around in this mess…anyway, i think that whenever SHINee do come back, we’re gonna cherish it a lot more than we would’ve before. It’s gonna make an incredibly big impact… i mean it’s just gonna mean so much more than just being that 10th anniversary album. like if we weren’t emo already over that….jfc if i wasn’t a Shawol i wouldn’t want to be around Shawols whenever SHINee make their ot5 comeback.

Anyway, my point is that i don’t think we should worry too much. It’s inevitable that we feel sad and deprived and sad, but there’s nothing we can do but wait at this point! And like…to my MVPs man…my heart goes out to each and every one of you every single day. One of my best friends is an MVP and i see the wear. Hell, i get fucking emo whenever jjong goes a day without posting on Instagram! BUT AT LEAST I STILL HAVE THAT. like not to put salt into an open wound, but you guys are hanging on by sheer will, and really you’re the backbone of the fandom. Thank you for loving Jinki and sticking with him and crying for his return. You guys are the unsung heroes. 

tears are only water

thlaise drabble | 678 words | read in ao3

Every time Theo cried, he curled in a ball, wrapped up in himself, like he wanted to turn into something smaller than he was, until he disappeared. His crying was quiet and silent, simply tears streaking down his cheeks, as he was terrified of uttering any sound, the tears pooling on his chin until they fell on his fisted hands, curled on the fabric of his clothes.

And Blaise hated the fact he cried like he should be ashamed of doing so, but he understood, nevertheless. He knew they were raised differently in more than one way. He was raised by the most emotional, raw and strongest woman, his mother; but Theo was taught that tears equalled weaknesses and the real men didn’t cry rubbish, and with punishments that went beyond reason when tears finally spilled down Theo’s cheeks.

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