So, it’s going to be one of those days …
I am about just over 5'6 ½. I’m wearing boots with an inch heel, and suddenly I’m queen of the giants! *Looms over tiny coworkers* Worship me!!!
My employee and I are wearing the same outfit (we don’t have uniforms). We go to be the creepy twins from The Shining in front of friend. Big boss hears this and goes “That’s just wrong.” Not because creepy, but because she thought we were trying to ensnare friend into some weird Davito/Swarzenegger (because height difference, haha) threesome sex romp… She openly admitted this.
Every time I pick up my cup of coffee someone rushes in and asks me something.
Coworker asked me if the fiber in cardboard (literal cardboard) offset any poor consequences of eating said cardboard.
Overheard: It’s Friday out here, but it’s Monday morning in my heart … always.
Friend: “[Redacted] is a fucking pussy!” *Storms off*
Discovered that we’ve been doing something totally wrong … T’is alright, we’ve fixed it … sorta.
Soooooo, how’s it goin’ for you guys? It’s going to be quite the day here.