and connor is just connor because

so i was feeding my bird when i had a random thought: dear evan hansen characters and pets????

evan would totally have a dog (and he’ll name them after a kind of tree smh),,, imagine evan coming home after school and hes having a shit day and the dog is at the door jumping with joy and evan just melts because who knows how long his dog has been waiting on the door mat for him
he cries in bed, and the dog just jumps in bed with him and sleeps by his side and evan is like, instantly comforted
he swears the dog knows when evan is feeling like shit bc it always lies by his side when he is
evan loves his dog so much ok

evan brings zoe over and she just pets the dog and plays with it for hours probably

connor would totally have a cat?? a house cat if u will and sometimes when connor has like those mad mood swings hed just look at the cat and observe how chill it is and he’ll just sit there talking to the cat and asks how it even does that and idk. connor loves the cat. he cant sleep without the cat by his side
he also spoils the damn thing and appreciates it when the cat brings dead rats to him because wow it took all that effort to bring him a gift and at the same time kinda pissed bc “what you think i cant get my own food?? smh cat”

jared ?????? would have a BIRD?? idk man maybe its just me being biased but imagine jared having a talking bird and he just teaches the bird how to say inappropriate things like “penis” and thinks its funny until his mother catches the bird saying “penis” everytime she says a word to it lmao
jared loves his bird to the moon and back,, he put the cage next to his desk so he can have company while working on the computer and it always makes jared snort when its super quiet and he starts typing and the bird just says “penis” in response

PLS ADD MORE DEAR EVAN HANSEN CHARACTERS AND PETS??? I WANT MORE? OR MAYBE NOT BC THIS IS PROBABLY A SHIT IDEA

A kinda late Coliver 3.13 coda…

“Answer the question…” Oliver’s voice cut through the silence.

Connor stared at the floor, at his hands, at his feet, out the window, anywhere that meant he wouldn’t have to confront the inevitable disappointment in Oliver’s eyes. 

He’d done it again, because he was a failure. Everything he touched he seemed to fuck up. His life, his relationship.

Wes.

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What’s your favorite scene so far this season? There’s a scene in this episode where Connor and Oliver are just laying in bed. I love that—because they’re not back together or are they?—they don’t even know. There’s something really intimate about laying in bed talking to someone, and they’re not even touching. They’re just going through their day, and Oliver has this little mini giggle fit. That’s my favorite scene, I think, out of the whole season because it feels so real. In the middle of all of this stuff that’s going on, there’s always a sweetness between them, I really think, that kind of permeates through the show in a really cool way. – Conrad Ricamora

Percy Jackson may drool in his sleep, but he likes to point out that Annabeth snores

unfollow me because i don’t think pewdiepie is a nazi ✌️✌️✌️

What if Evan was the one to kill himself and not Connor?
Evan is found with Connor’s name, and only Connor’s name, on his cast. And Evan’s mom thinks that maybe her son does have a friend. She goes to confront Connor, like the Murphy’s did, at school, but he hasn’t showed up for school today.
A few weeks later, Connor shows up at the hospital Heidi works at, half high and half concussed.
Heidi instantly recognizes him. She’s been to his Facebook page, mouse hovering over that friend request button, desperate for answers.
She learns that he, nd of course he did, fell out of a tree to get himself a concussion. (of course Connor just like to get high and do weird shit sometimes)
She begs him to stay until after her shift, and for some reason, he does. Because he was one of the last people to see Evan alive. He was one of the last people to talk to Evan. And he had been mean to Evan earlier that day. Connor may be troubled and a bit of a jerk, but he was still very interested in what she has to say.
So he stays and waits.
Heidi takes him out to a diner, forgoing nigh classes for tonight.
Connor confesses that they hadn’t been friends. They barely had known each other. He tells her about how he pushed her son earlier that day.
And she doesn’t fault him. She doesn’t get mad like he expected, almost hoped for. She tries to understand. That’s very new to Connor.

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Shadowhunter!Connor AU

Edmonton Oilers memes
  • The Idea that McDavid was only drafted to protect Lucic
  • “Always recycle you never know when Ference is watching” going off of that Leon Draisaitl is a spy for Andrew Ference. You can never trust him.
  • The Gretzky Curse 
  • “You can’t say that Pat!” right as pat maroon opens his mouth but before he has the chance to say anything.
  • *someone mentions the gap in Eberle’s teeth* “yet another unrealistic expectation for men.” 
  • going off of the last one, the team acts like the gap is the hottest thing and when one of them loses a tooth the others accuse him of trying to be Ebs.
  • They fight over who loves Connor McDavid more and it usually ends with Lucic threatening to beat everyone up because he loves Connor the most. 
  • Just calling Klefbom sexbomb all the time.
  • “I remember the day Hallsy died like it was yesterday.”
  • “Hey nuge can you chill” when Nuge is doing nothing.
  • “Who’s faster McDavid or the crushing realization of mortality?” actual debates arise
  • “What would the 2011 boston bruins do?”
  • Calling Caggiula, Caligula 
  • Telling Cam Talbot whatever he’s wearing is so not his color.
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All fall down, we all fall down, all fall down


We all fall down, all fall down, all fall down.

Imagine Connor singing part of Words Fail before killing himself

I was just listening to Words Fail and decided to play around with some of the lyrics to make them seem like they could have been sung by Connor before his suicide


I wish I could pretend I’m something better than these broken parts

Pretend I’m something better than this mess that I am

Because if I don’t have to look at it

Then no one has to look at it

No

No one should really see me

If I’d learned to slam on the brake

Before I even turned the key

Before I made the mistake

I wouldn’t lead with the worst of me

They wouldn’t only see the worst of me

But thats what everyone saw

Thats who everyone knew

They never liked who they saw

They always hate him too

How can I get away from whats true?

All I’d ever do is run

So I guess I’ll just step out, Step out of the sun

Step out of the sun….

How AC characters study for finals
  • Altaïr: *stares at the stack of papers* DESYNCHRONIZED
  • Malik: *tries to get Altaïr's shit together by repeatedly insulting him* NOVICE!!!
  • Ezio: *sexts his girlfriend*
  • Ezio text: [hey come over I'm going to fail this anyways lol]
  • Connor: *studies hard the whole night, watches puppy videos to relax*
  • Connor: I'm going to die :,)
  • Haytham: *doesn't need to study because this ass is a smart ass*
  • Lee: *procrastinates because knows that he's gonna cheat from Haytham tomorrow*
  • Hickey: *doesn't give a shit, drops out the day before finals are over*
  • Aveline: *crams material that isn't even on the final, but just in case*
  • Aveline: Imma learn all capitals of the world for this math exam....
  • Edward: alright, after studying hard for an hour, I'm going to take a shot of vodka...lets go
  • Edward: *gets drunk in 30 minutes*
  • Adewale: *tries to help Edward, gives up and drinks as well*
  • Shay: *betrays his study group, skips finals, decides to become a sailor*
  • Shay: fuck ya'll, imma swim to the sunset.
  • Arno: *consumes a large amount of baguettes in 15 minutes because he's nervous*
  • Arno: Ah merde, there are no questions about me. I'm going to fail.
  • Elise: *tries to study while watching Arno sob about his sorry ass*
  • Elise: ....why am I dating you again?
  • Evie: *studies hard af a month before finals, takes extra classes, barely leaves her room*
  • Jacob: :D lel where da party tho?
  • Henry: *joins to study with Evie just because he has a crush on her*
  • Henry inside: *^* she is so concentrated, omfg I want her now.
  • Starrick: *joins Haytham on the Smart Ass train*
  • Starrick: idgf, I've got money, ya'll can suck my d-

Okay, so if Connor is under that sheet just when Coliver got finally back together, it’s really good i’ve learned how to get away with murder thanks to this show, because im going to kill the idiot who wrote the bloody screen for this season.

im just so thankful for Connor Kenway. I’m so thankful for the character we got and the character we didn’t get. I’m thankful he wasn’t a smooth talking ladies man. I’m thankful he wasn’t a racist stereotype. I’m thankful he wasn’t an angsty anti-hero. I’m thankful that there was inner turmoil over where he belonged because of his white father and native mother, but that it never turned into a pity party or took all the focus of the story. I’m thankful that he’s very unlike any male action hero I’ve ever come across. I thankful for his costume. I’m thankful for his desire to help, sometimes almost stumbling into situations because he just wanted to lend a hand. I’m grateful he never let people push him around. I’m thankful for his hair. I’m grateful for how deeply he loved his mother and that we got to see that her death wasn’t just glanced over - even though he was so young, we see it still affecting him well into his adult life. I’m grateful for his relationship with his father and how, despite Connor being such a selfless character, he messed up big time because of his selfish want to sway his father to the good cause. Im grateful for how well he fit into the community he created at Davenport. I’m thankful for his real name - Ratonhnhaké:ton, what a beautiful, musical word with such foreboding meaning. I’m thankful for the rocky an yet devoted teacher-student-father-son relationship he had with Achilles. I’m thankful that we got to see him as a kid. As a rebellious teenager. I’m thankful for his snark that was always there but never overdone or used unnecessarily or with cruel intention. I’m thankful that he was so humble and yet sometimes beyond cocky. I’m grateful that he took no shit from anyone. I’m thankful for his slightly awkward english because it wasn’t his first language. I’m thankful for the fact that he has extremely neat handwriting despite his big, warrior hands. I’m thankful for the fact that when he fights, it’s with such power and anger it’s almost ruthless. I’m thankful that, despite being a huge mountain of a man, he never seems threatening unless he knows you’re an enemy. I’m thankful that he was always respectful towards the women he knew, and treated them as equals.

I know Ubisoft has done next to nothing good for this character since his game was released, but I still want to say that I’m thankful that they created him to begin with. We aren’t getting a sequel, but we got a long, heartbreaking, beautiful game to being with. And I’m grateful.

I like Connor but he’s canceled for having sex with his Oliver’s ex. To make matters worse, Oliver couldn’t because he told him he was HIV positive. Connor thinks that Oliver believes he’s damaged so he goes out and does something to actually make him believe it’s true. NO. Just no. People who do this kind of shit to hurt you are the ones you do not need in your life. (His argument with Oliver doesn’t equate to what Oliver did. It just doesn’t.)

Stop making excuses for Connor’s shitty behavior because he’s your fav. There’s no excuse. Same applies to Frank. They need to own up to their terrible decisions and not blame it on other people.

I’m just imagining 10th grade Connor being, as most 10th grade boys are, the worst little shit imaginable. Like this insufferable little 10th grade twerp with shaggy hair, an oversized hoodie, and a bad attitude. And I hate this kid.
But when I start to think of him more complexly.
Because his mom makes such a big deal about his “first day of senior year”, and assuming he hadn’t previously been held back, we can assume that Connor is at least smart enough to pass his courses and be on the track to graduation.
And yes, one could argue that maybe Connor is just naturally very smart. But I’d like to propose a Connor who actually cared about school, despite what people around him and his concerning attendance record said. A Connor who was struggling with both his mental illness(es?) and school work, but held out a bit of hope for what graduation might bring. So he works with what he can and gets decent grades.
10th grade Connor with his undiagnosed mental illness(es?), actually doing homework in detention he got from skipping class because of his mental illness(es).
Also, 10th grade Connor scaring away certain boys in his grade from talking to his sister because he knows them, but 9th grade Zoe is pissed bc all she sees is her brother just ruining her chances of getting a date to homecoming.
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