and christmas shit!!!!!

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #2
  • My Christmas list is short this year:
  • 1) $1,000,000 in cash
  • 2) The souls of all who have displeased me
  • 3) A kitten
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o<(o’∀’)ノ☆*:;;;:*☆Merry Christmas☆*:;;;:*☆ヽ(‘∀’o)>o 

I regret nothing. Although i had to alter the original Idea i had for this.

The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #17
  • Gryffindor: "Who's that from?"
  • Slytherin: "Santa, obviously. Because you know, I worship him. No wait, that's Satan. I always get them confused."
The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #1
  • Christmas is so close I can almost smell the mistletoe I'm not going to be kissed under.
The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #8
  • I try my best to buy Christmas gifts for my friends and family... But then I see something and think, "You know who would like that? Me."
The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #4
  • Gryffindor: "Why are you acting like the Grinch?"
  • Slytherin: "Why do you look like the Grinch?"
The 25 Days of Shit Slytherins Say: #13
  • Gryffindor: "You better watch out,"
  • Ravenclaw: "You better not cry,"
  • Hufflepuff: "You better not pout I'm telling you why,"
  • Slytherin: "Cause Santa doesn't like pussies. Merry Christmas!"