and cakes get eaten

Killing stalking is tomorrow and don’t know what the hell is going to happen. Will Sangwoo let Bum die? Will Sangwoo save Bum? Will Seungbae get more clues to arrest Sangwoo? Will the cake be eaten??? WHO KNOWS!!!!

Originally posted by twenty1copilots

Kitchen Witch Curses

- May your bacon always burn.

- Your frying pans will always be warped and lopsided.

- May your wooden spoons give you splinters.

- Your oven will never be the temperature it says it is.

- May your glassware always be scummy.

- Your pies will always come out too liquid-y and your crusts pasty and not flaky.

- Your mixing bowls will have secret holes in the bottom.

- May your whipping cream turn to butter

- Your butter will always be too hard.

- May your brown sugar dry out and be one solid mass.

- You will never have the right sized lid for your pots.

- Your fudge will always burn.

- May your Christmas baking get eaten beforehand.

- May your cakes always be uncooked in the center and your icing not quite right.

So we don’t allow dogs in our cafe, as in previous years, they’ve ruined the stock (we sell books too) and owners have refused to pay for it, and we don’t have a door to the kitchen so they could get in and wreak no end of havoc, but we have sheltered tables outside, and a dog “parking” area with water and everything. This bitchy woman comes in, on the busiest day of the year, and orders whatever, and goes up to pay, but there were a couple ahead of her in the queue so she announces angrily that she can’t queue with these people and she’ll pay later!
Well we let her sit down, until the queue ended, like, 30 seconds later, when she finally paid and I bought out her coffee and cake, and she was one of those people who could thank people for anything, and the sugar we had was wrong, and the cup wasn’t right, and even though she’d order the coffee in a takeaway cup, she didn’t like the paper or the fact I didn’t automatically give her a real spoon (we have a takeaway coffee station with stirrers, milk and sugar etc).
When she first came in she asked if she could bring her dog in, and we said no, we’re very sorry, but due to past experiences, we can not allow dogs in the cafe (and I don’t like dogs in cafes much either, seems unhygienic, but that’s just me) but anyway, we said we were sorry and she seemed fine. Well, one of the staff were clearing tables and heard a dog yapping, and she’d snuck in her filthy rat dog (I have nothing against dogs, but this was gross). So the boss goes up, and says, “I’m very sorry, but we don’t allow dogs in our cafe, I’m afraid you’re going to have to take it outside. We can offer water bowls etc”. Now it wasn’t raining, and was about 25°c minimum, summers day, and we had plenty space outside, in the shade and in the sun.
Well then the woman goes “I’ve paid for my drinks!” And the boss says “well we have tables outside or you can leave it there, but I’m really sorry, you cannot have the dog in the cafe”
Well the woman continued to yell, getting louder and louder, disturbing our other customers, so the boss says she’ll refund her half drunk drinks and eaten cake, just to get the woman to leave, who seems near throwing things by this point. So they refund the drinks and the boss says “well, I would like you to please leave my shop now” (there is only so much swearing anyone can take). The woman retorted with “I’ll leave when I’m ready!”. Then the bosses husband, who helps out selling books when not working as a fighter jet pilot in the military, came out and gently placing a hand on her shoulder, which I do think was foolish but she wasn’t actually leaving, and he is kinda our security personnel, and said “no, you’re leaving now.” And she stormed out, yelling obscenities at everyone.
We thought that was the end of it, but after our shift we all went out to the pub next door to get a drink, and the woman had gone there after, to apparently try and get coffee, and been ranting about how she’d been physically assaulted and then actually thrown from the cafe…
It would have been fine if she hadn’t yelled so much at the staff and customers, but yeah, she knew she wasn’t allowed and then acted like we were the villains for not letting her dear fluffikins chew or urinate on our books.

Tldr:
Entitled woman raring for a fight apparently gets physically thrown out of cafe for sneaking her dog into dog free areas, and insists on getting free coffee because all the staff were pathetic.

neighbor! Joshua

(requested by no one but thas okie :))

  • anyone else seeing Josh with like the most aesthetic looking residence ever?
  • like I’m talking succulents and cacti lining the windows
  • and his prized possession his guitar in a corner with the sun’s rays hitting it perfectly
  • and a bookshelf with manga (like those are Joshua’s aesthetics)
  • and a really light open floor concept?
  • so he can see from his kitchen into the dining room and the living room
  • if svt is over he can look out over the probably ensuing chaos and take a moment for it to sink in
  • “I must be the luckiest person in the world, to have twelve amazing friends” (this would be my everything)
  • probably the first to welcome you to the neighborhood with something fancy like tiramisu cake
  • but then says he prefers cookies
  • so he invites you over to his house
  • and the aesthetics hit you like damn
  • “how the hell did your house looking this nice. which interior designer did you have to threaten.”
  • laughs at your joke thats a joke but not really
  • “ha ha no one, but thank you for thinking it’s really that nice.”
  • and we dont kill, im holy, this is a holy place
  • eat vernon came over looking for some food because the landlord almost uninstalled vernon’s kitchen after the last accident
  • so of course what comes around goes around 
  • and so all the cookies are eaten and the cake gets passed along to Wonwoo
  • happily gives you a tour of his place
  • probably has the Bible in a kitchen drawer somewhere 
  • teaches all the neighborhood kids who can sit still how to play guitar
  • starts a mini garage band with Woozi and the kids
  • they’re alright…. if you stand in the next neighborhood with earphones in
  • no but really, somehow they teach the kids how to jam 
  • and it’s freaking amazing
  • has this nice waterfall fountain bc the sounds of running water are really comforting
  • plays anime ost’s and exo in his house
  • “BABY DONT CRYYYY TONIGHTTT”
  • makes a killer cup of tea/coffee (LIKE HOW?!?!?)
  • “joshua i’d invest money for you to open a coffee shop. imagine all the money we’d rack in”
  • probably sings and plays guitar early in the morning
  • and if you have your windows open and strain real hard, you can just hear it
  • hard-core gardener, he and Wonwoo, the garden fairy, are going to plant a forest at this rate
  • imagine him with a straw hat though and long gardening gloves planting flowers in your flower box outside your window while you’re still sleeping
  • the next day it’s like poof magically there are flowers everywhere in the neighborhood
  • everyone’s last minute go-to for babysitting because he’s too nice to say no
  • plus he’s great with kids wink wink
  • gives everyone exactly the kind of gift they wanted for birthdays and end of the year holidays
  • “Shua, I wanted this book, how did you know?”
  • “that album is so hard to find, and you got it vinyl? I’m-”
  • “HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANTED A BUCKET OF CARAMEL CORN?!?!?”
  • when you open your gift your just so touched, almost about to shed tears
  • “JOSHUA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS SUCCULENT, BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL!”

Originally posted by jisooosgf

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~ admin jess & seri

Harry's Happee Birthdae

- Harry wakes up early on his 37th Birthday, 31st July 2017.

- He tells Ginny where he’s sneaking off to: Ginny pats his head and falls back to sleep.

- He apparates to the edge of Hogsmede and walks with the rising sun towards the castle.

- On the morning of his 37th birthday, he visits Hagrid to share a cake with him that looks slightly squished and has murky green icing that Harry is dubious is actually edible.

- Hagrid cries when he sees it, but insists he just split some water in his beard.

- Harry says it was high time he returned the favour and he hopes Hagrid likes buttercream.

- Hagrid says it’s the best cake he’s ever seen.

- Harry says the best cake he ever saw was the first one he was ever given, seconds after he turned eleven.

- Harry doesn’t even try to hide the fact that he’s crying too, as Hagrid blows loudly on his handkerchief, but quickly changes the topic and asks after Neville and reminds them to look Albus when he starts this September.

- Hagrid says he’s having tea with Neville that evening and will pass a slice on to him along with the message - Neville’s still sleeping off the party he had the night before.

- (Harry knows. Harry was there. For a second, he’s envious of Ginny sleeping it off and drinking the pre-brewed hangover potion, but then he sees Hagrid smiling into a quarter eaten cake and he feels perfect)

- Harry gets back home in time to beat Ginny out of bed (he sees the downstairs lights are on and hears Al’s cry of “I can get it out the oven myself, James!” as he slips past under the cloak)

- He gets in bed, pulls the covers up and switches off the lights just in time for Lily to bounce in shouting happy birthday and jumping on the bed closely followed by her brothers carrying a misshaped cake between them.

- Best birthday ever, he assures them.

- James and Lily moan that he says that every year and he can’t help but grin.

- (It’s always true.)

- “Best cake ever, then,” he says and Albus cheers. “Well, best cake of the day at least.” He winks at Ginny and smiles at his youngest son who rolls his eyes like his dad is the most embarrassing person, but still beams back.

- Harry thinks of another eleven year old boy, and revels in how much difference a generation can make.

- The Potters all have cake for breakfast and Harry keeps quiet about the fact it’s his second birthday cake of the day. (Thirty-seven certainly doesn’t seem too bad so far.)

4.17 Yotsuba Tamaki

Source: Yotsuba Tamaki | Ordinary Days [rabbit chats]

before getting scouted, tamaki had never eaten cakes from restaurants or cafes, because according to him, “for the price of a cake or parfait you can eat a hamburger”.

for: voubledision
inspiration: black forest cake and suspenders

Felicity walked into the room dancing, her hips shaking side to side in triumph as she crossed the bedroom, kicking her foot back to close the door as she went. Hair tied up in a lopsided bun on top of her head, a few strands fell free to brush her neck, encouraged by her dancing as she made her way to the bed. She waved a fork in one hand to the beat of a song only she could hear while the other held a small plate with a large slice of cake on it.

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BTS reaction: when you said that you don’t eat because you wanna be skinny

Jin: Say what?! YAH! Sweety, don’t make your man angry and eat this delicious ramen right now!

Suga: Oh my, women are so complicated creatures… I love the way you are and all that stuff, okay?

Rap Monster: Seriously? You have been starving for three days? Girl… Not bad

J-Hope: Aghhh! Not this again, love! You’re already the most beautiful girl I have ever met, why are you doing this to yourself? I love your curves! 

Jimin: Will you eat this beautiful peace of cake for aegyo? Mmm?^^

V: I don’t get it. You haven’t eaten for two days and still alive?

Jungkook: Ah? Honey, maybe you will at least eat this apple? Please?

gifs are not mine!

@Girls_Day_Minah: 나도 케익 먹었는데 ㅜㅜ 맛있게 먹지못했나바여 난 안찍혀썽… 아쉬운데로 케케 진짜 고마워요 오늘 노래 진짜 감동이다 힛

@Girls_Day_Minah: I ate cake too ㅜㅜ I must have not eaten well… I didn’t get a picture taken… Disappointed keke Thank you so much. Today’s song will be very touching hee

trans. cr: erica @ fyeahgsd - take out with full credits

You know what's funny?

If MOST of us where younger, we would have probably LOVED going to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.

Lemme just back up a bit here and me explain. Just imagine this little scenario:

Your about 6, 7, 9, maybe 10 years old. You get home from school and your parents have told you that for your birthday, your going to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza! So the next day,you get there with your friends, your greeted by the mascots with their smiles,you get the best pizza you’ve ever eaten, play some arcade games,get some cake with the with your family and friends singing happy birthday, then about a few hours later, your driving home (Hopefully) happy.

Doesn’t that sound like fun? Now, if you look back, the mascots (Hopefully) didn’t scare you, you where having a great time and you didn’t mind the mascots.

Now, fast forward 10 years, you walk past the Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza where you had the best birthday of your life. The place has shut down(Because of all the shit that happened.) You peek through the window and see Freddy and the other two mascots. You get creeped out and you run for it.

So, I guess the point I’m trying to make is: when we get older, some things that we that used to cherish get scary. …or maybe this was just a poorly executed rant….