WONDER TWEEK: You sure have taken a long time to actually say sorry, dick.
MOSQUITO: I mean, I am sorry.
MOSQUITO: I was just scared to talk about it.
WONDER TWEEK: Why don’t we talk about what you did and how stupid it was.
WONDER TWEEK: Can you explain that???
MOSQUITO: I dunno…
MOSQUITO: I just wanted Craig to hang out with me.
WONDER TWEEK: So you try to kill me?!
MOSQUITO: I wasn’t trying to kill you!
MOSQUITO: I just thought that maybe…
MOSQUITO: Maybe if I fought you he could hang out with me more.
WONDER TWEEK: How does that make ANY SENSE?!
MOSQUITO: I DON’T KNOW!
MOSQUITO: I’ve just been sad that Craig’s been hanging out with you a lot more than he has with me lately!
MOSQUITO: We’re best bros, it had me bummed out!
WONDER TWEEK: Oh, so you were just jealous, then?
WONDER TWEEK: That’s a fucking gem of an answer.
MOSQUITO: I was jealous, yeah!
MOSQUITO: Ever since you guys started dating he’s been around less and I just wanted to…
MOSQUITO: I don’t even know…
MOSQUITO: I’m a sensitive boy, I act on impulse!
WONDER TWEEK: Oh my god, you’re so dumb!
WONDER TWEEK: You don’t act on impulse, you act on stupidity!
MOSQUITO: Hey! Zzzt!
WONDER TWEEK: You know what’s an impulsive act?!
WONDER TWEEK: Me throwing you into a fucking pond when you try to hit me over the head!
WONDER TWEEK: I’m not saying you’re stupid, you just get stupid thoughts like trying to beat me up while Craig and I were hanging out at a pond halfway across town from your house!
WONDER TWEEK: You could have, you know, just talked it out with Craig!
WONDER TWEEK: Or even me, jesus!
WONDER TWEEK: Did you even consider that?!
MOSQUITO: …I thought about it.
MOSQUITO: I just thought it’d be easier–
WONDER TWEEK: No, you just made me hurt you!
MOSQUITO: I’m sorry…
WONDER TWEEK: Jesus chirst, man.
WONDER TWEEK: I’m only gonna accept your apology out of human decency.
WONDER TWEEK: I’m done talking here. I can’t handle this anymore.
MOSQUITO: Wait– are you sorry for beating me up?
WONDER TWEEK: I shouldn’t have to be!!! But you know what?
WONDER TWEEK: I’ll say sorry once I know that Craig is okay.
MOSQUITO: … :^(